What would you do if you were in their boots?
>>532330169restart from last checkpoint and not get shot down
honestly, I would have just died in the crash fuck being captured. last thing I want is for my president to call me a loser.
Genuine nightmare mode. It's not like you're gonna run into any American because haven't invaded lolNo quarter no mercy is really gonna bite people in the ass if this becomes a regular thing
>>532330169I would try to evade capture, but would immediately shoot myself to avoid potential capture. If you are a warrior, the most important thing is death before dishonor.
>>532330169I don’t think the Iranians will treat him poorly. If they’re smart they’ll use his for propaganda and leverage.
>>532330169If Iran finds him they are going to put him in the most comfortable accommodations they can afford to further humiliate America
>>532330169Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>532330169Head for the nearest mountain, take up high ground, find a good spot and hold position.
>>532330169probably be fine, make sure they understand I can't get them much in exchange, maybe a voucher for McDonalds like a medium fry
>>532330169Denounce Israel and ask for asylum from ZOG
>>532330169Convert to Islam and change my name to Sheik Yerbouti
>>532330169Ragequit
Are they not equipped with cyanide capsules? Find a cave to hide in until help arrives lol
>>532330372>If you are a warrior, the most important thing is death before dishonor.in that case since it's a mutt they will suck some Iranian dick for mercy
>>532330262>autosaves after youve been hitTough luck buddy. Better restart the mission
>>5323301691. Denounce Talmud2. Hitler did nothing wrong3. Take the Shahada and revert to Islam.
>>532330169Something like this more or less
>>532330169This pilot was flying around bombing civilian targets. Iran should rip him up limb from limb. Cowards in these jets deserve to have their torture video plastered all over /pol/
>>532330169I wouldn't be trapped in Iran. Iran would be trapped there with me.
>>532330169Walk to safety let any interlopers feel these hands.
>>532330169get eaten
>>532330445>2 weeks later>he's on memri like "america is the great satan I was blind"
>>532330169I got one wish for saving a strange and mysterious creature from a spider web years ago. I'd probably use it then.
>>532330169get naked and party
>>532332463>The ninth, and only one to evade capture, was future U.S. President George H.W. Bush, then a 20-year-old pilot. Holy fucking based gigachad.
>>532332463>fly around bombing places, countless civilians murdered and unaccounted for>get retaliated, shot down, and killed>OMG THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTfuck these "people"
>>532330372>death before dishonorShould have roped before serving zionist golems
>>532333133never too latewell almost never
>>532332463>that fucking retard survived a holocaust in japanyeah i wonder what else about that story is fake maybe the entire thing
Create a safe space for queer voices
>>532334045Youre slready posting on pol anon
>>532330417Right. They're smart enough to play a good propaganda game, which means not harming him and not living up to the American narratives about Iranians.Sorry boys, no ISIS style cage burnings
If i was Iran i'd keep the captured soldiers in places America is likely to bomb and make it publicly known that theyre being kept there. So if they decide to attack they'd be willingly participating in killing their own soldiers.
>>532330445>>532330445>imagine having to 1v1 people in COD4 on splitscreen under armed guard while being livestreamed.
>>532334217>ISIS
