Feb 28: “When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be probably your only chance for generations.”Mar 2: “Right from the beginning we projected four to five weeks, but we have the capability to go far longer than that.”Mar 2: “We haven’t even started hitting them hard. The big wave hasn’t even happened. The big one is coming soon.”Mar 2: “Whatever the time is, it’s OK. Whatever it takes.”Mar 2: “We’re already substantially ahead of our time projections.”Mar 2: “I don’t get bored. There’s nothing boring about this.”Mar 3: “We won the war.”Mar 4: “If they hit hard… WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!”Mar 4: “We have averted nuclear war with Iran.”Mar 5: “They’re calling… you’re being a little bit late, and we want to fight now more than they do.”Mar 6: “There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!”Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”Mar 7: “That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need [your ships] any longer — But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!”Mar 8: “I think the war is very complete, pretty much.”Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”Mar 10: “If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit … TWENTY TIMES HARDER … Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them.”Mar 11: “We must attack Iran.”Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”Mar 14: “Please help us.”Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”Mar 20: “At a certain point, the Strait of Hormuz will open itself.”Mar 21: “Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”Mar 22: “Iran is Dead now.”Mar 23: “Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days.”Mar 23: “I cannot tell you who we are negotiating with in Iran because Israel will kill them.”
Mar 24: “Iran is seeking a ceasefire and wants to make a deal very badly.”Mar 25: “We’ve won this, this war has been won.”Mar 25: “They are talking to us, and they’re making sense.” / “We have major points of agreement.”Mar 25: “Iran has no navy left… no air force left… no leaders left.”Mar 26: “I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and … they are going very well.”Mar 26: “Iran has officially requested a ceasefire and the talks are proceeding excellently.”Mar 31: “All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz … I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage … go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore … Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil!”Apr 1: “We will be leaving very soon … within two weeks, maybe two weeks, maybe three.”Apr 1: “We will not have anything to do with” reopening the Strait of Hormuz. “That’s not for us.”Apr 1: “Iran’s new regime president has just asked the United States of America for a ceasefire!”Apr 2: “IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE…”Apr 3: “With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE.
>>532331051>Trump tells them to make a deal>They don't, he blows their shit up>Trump tells them to make a deal>They don't, he blows their shit up>Trump tells them to make a deal>They don't, he blows their shit up>Trump tells them to make a deal>They don't, he blows their shit upEventually they will run out of things to blow up.
>>532331051> I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S.I love the balls on trump to just tell them to buy from us haha>Buy our jet fuel you filthy animals.
>>532330925>Grok has verifiedeat shit, retard
>>532333105Elon and Grok are on our side dude. friendly fire
>>532331051add iran responses?
New MAGA is a little schizo
