What’s your strategy to win the iran conflict if you were the US commander?
>>532333168retreat/thread
>>5323331681) leave 2) apologize. 3) Airdrop Trump, Rubio and Hegseth into Iran hog tied so they can face war crimes trials.
>>532333168step 1) do not under any circumstance fight a war against iran
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>>532333168>What’s your strategy to win the iran conflict if you were the US commander?
Nukes. MacArthur style.
>>532333469The woman on the right is a Jewish feminist living in Canada.
>>532333168Somehow find a way to get a fat nuke dropped on Washington DC. Free the american citizens from their tyranny, publicly execute all billionaires, and then open death camps for spics and kikes.
>>532333363And Netanyahu so they can lynch him
>>532333168reload a previous save from like 50 turns ago and try again.
>>532333168Start blaming Israel for everything
>>532333168Easy... But you need to go all in which will never happen. First you need to wipe chabadar off the fucking map so you have a base of operations you can access from the sea. Then you air drop a bunch of dessert rats inland and let them push backwards through the mountain highways as you push forward from chabadar. Once you have established a mountain pass you begin a massive air campaign bombing everything that moves into the ground as you slowly roll in troops to clear behind them.
>>532333168>What’s your strategy to win the iran conflict if you were the US commander?use scapegoats as a reason to end the warit was a battle that has been lost since day 1everyone hates the bully/aggressor
>>532333168Just leave thr middle east, and let Israel fen for itself.
Nuke israel. Problem solved.
>>532333168nuke china and tell iran "See faggot...now make a deal" if they didnt i'd repeat with israel and give them one more chance before just dumping all the niggers and muds out of america and europe on their doorstep.
It's not winnable. This is an existential fight for Iran. It's the same reason we can't do anything about Russia wrecking Ukraine.
>>532333168>winthere's no "winning" on this one.
>>532333168I'd start carpet bombing with the B52s. yeah some will get shot down but we have 700 of them. We could drop tens of thousands of dumb bombs per day. Level every Iranian city, power plant, neighborhood, desalinization plant... Yes this will cause Iran to hit gulf countries harder. This is not Americas fault, and the gulf countries should if anything help us more than they have in Iran. Their desalinization plants are not my problem.I would reassess after a few days of intense carpet bombing what my next steps would be.
>>532333168Apologize, negotiate, dump israel. Win the midterms by prosecuting the covid tyrants and epsteins clients
>>532333168US blocks Strait of Hormuz for everyone.Iran and rest of Gulf States either starve to death or work out peace treaty. Nuke Tel Aviv> t. thread
>>532333168Relentless bombing. Over and over as quick as you can. They'll whine about war crimes. They want war crimes for later. Just keep pounding at targets until they they can't even get anybody on the phone because there is no phone. Americans will be happy that the point was made emphatically and you can claim you wanted it over as quick as possible to save lives.
>>532333168It's simpleI have sex with yellow women
>>532334769>>532334933What’s the reason you want to bomb a sovereign nation on the other side of the planet?
>>532333168Bomb all the water treatment facilities, sprinkle cholera in all the reservoirs, drop a cobalt salted bomb on Tehran, scoop up their state treasury in a big burlap sack, and leave.On the home front, mass internment of Muslims and Socialists; put them in camps and work them to death.
>>532333168NuclearOne city a day until they unblock the strait. I wouldn't make my demands known until after the first bomb dropped
>>532335132I don't want to bomb them. I was asked how I would win the war if I was in charge. I gave a serious answer. "Pussy out and just tell the president to go fuck himself" isn't a serious answer.I am personally against the war, and think it will end up being the greatest mistake the country has made since Iraq.
>>532333168coupe at homeland
Slow walk nuclear weapons across every surface of the country sealing all the cave entrances with irradiated glass and making travel to the holy land give people visions.
>>532333168Defining winning in this scenario is difficult, as we are acting with hugely incomplete information, specifically related to actors objectives. However, a campaign such as >>532335191is peak kino. Just to add, an undiscussed factor about the US losing 'soft power' in Europe, as well as globally, is the fact that campaigns such as anon suggested become more viable. PR doesn't matter if the parties concerned already hate you (both EN and FR forces). As they say in the hood, "what Hans finna do?".
Maybe Trump is playing a bigger game than any of us realize...1 OF 2
>>532336548The Maritime Dream Team That WasTo understand why this matters, you need to understand what Trump built and what was destroyed.Trump came into his second term determined to restore American maritime power. He assembled the greatest collection of maritime minds in key government positions since Nixon. He put Mike Waltz, creator of the SHIPS for America Act, as head of the National Security Council. He created a Maritime Office in the White House. He appointed maritime advocates to key positions throughout the administration. He signed a sweeping Maritime Executive Order in April 2025 directing a Maritime Action Plan across Defense, State, Transportation, and Homeland Security.He started targeting chokepoints: Panama, the Red Sea, Suez, the Greenland-UK Gap. He launched investigations into Gibraltar and Spain. He created USTR actions to tariff Chinese-built and operated ships. He called CMA CGM’s CEO Rodolphe Saadé to the Oval Office and secured a $20 billion commitment to American maritime investment.The ambition was real.So was the pushback.Interesting Readhttps://gcaptain.com/the-hormuz-hypothesis-what-if-the-u-s-navy-isnt-in-a-hurry-to-reopen-the-strait/2 of 2
Honestly it's simple. Weather modification. Weather warfare We need to create a massive massive storm over Iran and there deserts to flood the region with so much water that hidden missiles in the flats will be in operable and also use the cover of weather to attack? We basically just need to flood the shit out of Iran wtf they going to do when there country is underwater
Nuke Tel Aviv, D.C., Brooklyn, Langley. Best way to win the war for every nation involved*.*Since Jews aren't human, their nation is not counted in this lineup.
>>532333168Air drop millions of pajeets into Iran. Maybe give them parachutes too, idk
Nuke Israel, the India, and anything left just throw at africa.
Withdraw because Iran dindu nuffin and USA owes Israel nuffin
>>532337226Operation Popeye weather modification cloud seeding carried out from 1962-1974 in Vietnam look it up. We fucking wrecked those jungle chinks. I bet Iran is planning to start fires here in the us
>>532333168FIX BAYONETS!*LOUD WHISTLE NOISE*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Arrest and execute all sionists, then start bombing Israel.
>>532333168No one’s going to call out the obvious ai slop
>>532333168Break the convention and start targeting civilians.
Drag the conflict out for a couple years, that's all they need to do. Bog down the entire global economy. The USA has everything locked down and secured, except for manufacturing, oil from South America, Rare Earths from Australia, all they need to do is make Europe suffer enough that enough high quality European refugees flood the American market and set up their high tech manufacturing in Seppostan.China can collapse into irrelevance because their economy was balls deep in maintaining infinite growth without investing everything it had into military, they went Sun Tzu shit trying to take the city whole, now they've got nothing but manufacturing. Can build shit if you got no oil though. Europe has already started the process of a coup in Hungary, which will be the last political hurdle to a full EU invasion/defence of the Ukraine, then we all know it is in the Germans' nature to go full war, so Russian resources will soon not be available to the Chinese too. Meanwhile Africa is kicking the Chinese out too as they are discovering all their loans are just as loaded as the Western debt traps. The Chinese people also no longer want to work menial factory jobs either, so you have places like Bangladesh soaking up all the textiles, Vietnam absorbing the generic factories, and India vying for global manufacturing too, literally impossible for China to back down now or else it will be another century of humiliation.Basically stick with it, invite the global chaos, when things get worse the USA will find a lot of allies (many of which denied Trump's invitations, but would happily follow the next president into war) to form an international coalition to bring back global stability.
