ITS FUCKING OVER
Ill gladly kiss anyone here if they call me micro little man
Oh thank god.
Fucking finally. Flashburn my ass daddy
>nuclear warwe're safe
Welp. If I’m gonna die, might as well jerk it a little one last time.
>>532333747That comes later this year, anon.
>>532333747Finally
internet is still up so I know nothing is happening
China would be wiped off the face of the Earth.Only Russia can go toe to toe with the USA in a nuclear exchange.
>>532333747I'm just chilling in Yurop :D
>>532333747First we have to pretend nukes are real.
>>532333747a nuke just flew over m-
>>532333747>inb4 nuclear EMPs wipes out global internetI'm finally free.
>>532333747pretty sure chinese nukes would fail and explode before they even got airborne. they can't even make real concrete let alone bombs
>>532333747Nothing ever happens
>>532333747>pretend
>>532333747Well gentlemen, in about a day or so we're all going to die in nuclear hellfire so I'm going to spend the rest of my time fucking as many 15 year old girls I can find. God speed to all of you.
>>532333747I think all the datacenters would get hit so most of the internet would be downThat's the worst part of nuclear warNot getting to happening post
imagine not dying instantly from a nuclear bombyou either burn up or slowly die for days or weeks in pain
>>532333747>in Seattle>sirens going off>still waiting on Chinese foodIf these cunts nuke me before I get my General Tso's, I'm actually angry.
Please carpet nuke Melbourne and we will switch sides faster than the Italians.
>>532334425>hosts US basesLol you're not you retarded flip monkey.
My country will be safe. I just hope India gets nuked.
It was fun while it lastedGlad to be spending my last moments with my loved ones and shit posting with anons.to the survivors hope you have a better life.
>>532333747I just opened a fortune cookie but instead of a fortune inside there was a strip of radioactive material and now my teeth are falling out, fuck it we’ll do it live
>>532333747>I once dreamt of an alternate timeline:>Waiting for Q's big world shockening event after Trump wins>Trump: "Time to die for israel">"J/k, mega-covfefe. You were all so sure WW3 was coming, but we were just messing with sign-tappers.">"I'd like to thank my co-star Seth Rich for playing the part of my nemesis Joe Biden for 4 years." >*Sleepy Joe Mask comes off to reaveal the face of Seth Rich to round of applause.*>Thank you all for being such a great audience.>*More wild applause*>"Today I am honored to announce that in partnership with the central banks we've been secretly building an interstellar fleet at our Antarctican Freemason's lodge and will begin taking candidates for our ethnoplanet colonization projects in the coming months.">Jews apologize for everything and promise to give up international jewery>Niggers give up thuggery with the prospect of Wakanda on the horizon>Synthetic adrenochrome patent released to public domain. No more abducted child rape dungeons.>Sex chromosome replacement therapy approved. Trannies become real women.>Jesus and Lucifer shake hands at ribbon cutting ceremony to literally "Christen" the world's first gravimetric fusion reactor.>Women see the error of wasting everyone's time with make-work and go back to bending over for us in the kitchen after we return home from our 4 hour work days>"Honey, I'm hooome!">"Hello darling, chinni ching chong ping pong ding bang dong">Huh?>Wake up on Oregon battlefield hanging upside-down, with blood, diarrhea and piss dripping into the helmet of my radiation-shielded armor suit.>Must have gotten thrown into a tree after a mine detonated under my feet>Last sight is obscured view of drone swarm blacking out the sunset over the Pacific as a Chink begins flamethrower-broiling me alive for dinner to keep up his strength for taking Portland
>>532333747It’s fucking over
>>532333747that was an unusually bright lightning fla
>>532333747M00t hasn't posted for 2 weeks. I think he's gone...
>>532333747>Eisenhower was too pussy to do it. Good riddance. Tao ni ma.
>>532333747Why does the frog have cum in its eyes?
