Anonymous (ID: BIN88UFi)
04/04/26(Sat)04:12:04 No.532347092

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Anonymous (ID: BIN88UFi) 04/04/26(Sat)04:12:04 No.532347092

>be me
>jamboy
>summer job caddying at a golf course
>assigned to some british guy
>full sweater vest, accent dialed to max
>calls me “lad” immediately
>suit up
>first hole
>standing there holding his clubs
>bzzzzz
>mosquito bites my neck
>slap it
>he watches
>“steady hands, lad”
>second hole
>mosquitos now in full formation
>arms, legs, ears
>i’m getting farmed
>he hasn’t been bitten once
>not a single time
>i’m juggling clubs and scratching like a maniac
>he’s lining up perfect shots
>“club, jamboy”
>i hand it over while swatting my own face
>bzzzzz
>bitten directly on the knuckle
>drop a club
>he sighs
>“you appear to be losing to insects, lad”
>by hole 6 i’m covered in welts
>basically a walking blood donation center
>he finally looks at me and goes
>“do you bathe in jam or is this natural talent?”
>not sure what this means so I head bobble
>too busy getting drained by the swarm
>he sinks a clean shot
>hands me the club
>“chin up, jamboy. you’re contributing to the ecosystem”
>i stare into the distance
>itching beyond comprehension
>just focus on eating jam covered cow poop when this is over