>>532362229▶Pilot Easter egg hunt:>The other nigga's still missing (might be dead failed to eject).▶RECENT:>Second American A-10 shot down over Kuwait>It has emerged that IDF troops fled in disarray after a Hezbollah counterattack on March 28, leaving behind their heavy equipment, according to Israeli Channel 12>Lebanese officials confirm over 1.2 million people have been displaced as a result of Israeli aggression▶Day 35:>Missile impacts on Tel-Aviv and Southern Israel>Unconfirmed reports of another F-16 being downed>Multiple SQU-ACK 7700 alerts of stratotankers>An A-10 Warthog down>IRGC threatens to bomb the Stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi>An American F-16 allegedly has been hit by Iranian AD over Iraq>US and Iran militaries competing on an Easter egg hunt to rescue or capture the downed US air force pilots>American F-15 shot down over Iran>Possible aerial interception and downing of American helicopter pilot by Iranian forces>French ship successfully crosses strait of hormuz>Hegseth is purging US generals, 14 generals fired so far>Habshan gas facilities in Abu Dhabi have temporarily suspended operations>Iran has struck a Kuwaiti power and desalination plant, causing damage, according to the Kuwait Ministry of Electricity>IRGC’s 15 Khordad garrison in Isfahan’s Baharestan area was targeted with missiles again in the early morning▶Oilhttps://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/>WTI $111>BRENT $109>DUBAI $128>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof▶Kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/segz4e.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O13ynBspdus ▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/▶Bread:https://rentry.org/PIGOP
>>532365609Are Americans still sending search and rescue into Iran?
TKD
sandniggers tongue my anus
>Haaretz, citing IDF sources: The war in Lebanon could end even without Hezbollah disarming.
What happens to Iran in less than 48 hours, guys?
>>532365609/pigu/Persia Israel war General starring the US of A
>>532365609yeh that's right you keep baking, bitch
>>532365609Before the war started>IRAN WILL SINK AMERICAN AIRCRAFT CARRIERS WITH HYPERQUANTUM MISSILES, TEL AVIV WILL TURN INTO GAZA! 30 days later>IRAN JUST SHOT DOWN AN F15, THE AMERICAN EMPIRE JUST SUFFERED A FATAL BLOW!!>AN ISRAELI CAR CAUGHT FIRE AFTER BEING HIT BY A CLUSTER MUNITION, ISRAEL IS FINISHED!!11!
Any update on migger pilot?
>>532365609>>The other nigga's still missingblud got vaporized rip in peace
>>532365688hegseth is gonna get shitfaced and rape everyone
>>532365609lmao uae is fucked
>>532365703so where are the mighty carrier groups?
>>532365688trump made the same threat with the same ultimatum on a saturday last time because it allows him to walk the threat back before markets open
Israel VVONUSA VVONTrannies LOSTHEZGAYLAH LOSTIranny LOST
Chinese doing something status?Chinese winning status?
>>532365713Iran are pretending they're still looking when he's actually in a cell 1000 feet under a solid granite mountain
>>532365703cope kike
The IRGC figured out how to take down JASSMs, it's over
>>532365688The US will blow up exactly one power relay and issue a sobering final final final final warning.
>>532365769how bad are the consequences?
>>532365769Magic rainbow dust!
>>532365687lmaoand the jews want to stir shit up with TURKIYE
Ground troops......SOON
Locations of the F15 and A10 shootdown according to Danish media
>>532365703meanwhile american pilots crashing left and right from exhaustion because they have to fly all the way from britain since they can't use airbases or carriers in the middle east anymore
>>532365769Sonic Rainboom?
>>532365856radiation and shit
>>532365703just a laundry fire bro
>>532365811I would bet Russia and China are making tons of money (cash only/ gold accepted) selling military equipment disguised as humanitarian aid.
>>532365856not great, not terrible.
>>532365769*PFPRPFRAAAAAAAAAAP*Uh oh stinky!
>>532365688TWO MORE DAYSto open the strait
>>532365688>What happens to Iran in less than 48 hours, guys?They'll pop the AI bubble.
>>532365883>crashing left and right from exhaustionwhat a retarded statement
>>532365703So who got their asses beaten in Lebanon?
Are the Jews ordering Trump to deliberately say retarded things in order to also help them destroy "populism" in America? Because this is not normal even by Trump standards...
>>532365926>>532365897israel and the US just irradiated a abu dhabi
>>532365952>tfw couldn't dilate the strait
>>532365991hezzbollah from the the air, IDF on the groundlike always
>>532365688>What happens to Iran in less than 48 hours, guys?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>532366021Gusher? I hardly knew her
>>532365769Instathot influencers BTFO
>>532365993Trump isn't built for stressful situations that he can't spin his way out of looking like a fuckup, and that's without taking into account his age.
>>532365609The people that make these threads, parasites; they evil people, something is wrong with them; eventually they will lose everything, their narrative will fail. They spread false information, false dichotomy, they not civilized people.
>>532365687>mission accomplished .jpg
>>532366087trump could spin his way out, but israel is better at preventing it
Israel is so degraded that Hezbollah has started to use towed artillery against it.>Israel is so degraded that Hezbollah has started to use towed artillery against it.nitter.net/cirnosad/status/2040432900437676251
What happened to khazarian troon I miss his unique brand of cope in the face of adversity
>>532366068They will get another 10 days. Trump is purging the higher-ups in the army atm.
Report in The Washington Post: In the US, since the beginning of the war, there has been a surge in the number of private Chinese companies, most of which are connected to the Chinese military or benefit from the support of the Chinese government, marketing and distributing information about the locations and movements of US military forces in the Middle East. Many of these companies operate satellite services combined with artificial intelligence capabilities
>>532366101But enough about miggers.
>>532366101>civilized people in question
>>532365961Indeed. Since 2001 it is public knowledge they are kept all pepped up throughout the flight, and pharmed to sleep with barbiturates on return.
>>532365769wtf? did something explode? Also UAE is where all burger soldiers are
Humiliation ritualHow are Americans coping rn
>>532365609The people like this why some parts of society have failed, and honestly belgium is lesser culture.
>>532365688Another ultimatum which lasts 2 weeks.
>>532365688The US raises the Long Tweet of Imminent Escalation Next Fortnight
>>532366161what the fuck
So when are getting Iranian boots on the ground?
>>532366161lmao nice
>>532365769*PBTPBPPBTPPPPPPPPRRRRRT*
>>532366184Enough about you.
>>532366197It will always be your fault.
The army turns people into REAL MEN.My best friends name is Sam Ellis, when we grow up he always used to smoke pot and play World of Warcraft. He was a useless street anarchist, tagging buildings, getting high, trying to look up jailbaits skirts.Eventually he made the right decision and enlisted in the marines at Fort knox, where he ended up serving on the 42th battallion which did the invasion of iraq back in 09'. He ended up saving two of his brothers in combat and he killed atleast 31 muhajedeens and talibans during his deployment and awarded the Medal of Honor.Today he is a father of 3 white children, two sons and a daughter, runs his own tech-company, makes a solid 200k each year. He votes republican and voted for Trump.If you want to be worthless masturbating loser, keep tapping that sign, but if you want to become a REAL MAN like my friend Sam Ellis, Lieutenant in the Marine Corps, SIGN UP AND KICK THOSE IRANIAN ASSESSEMPER FI!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
>>532366244Waste of digits. Waste of oxygen.
>Dr. Rahimi, the engineer responsible for building the Karaj Bridge (which would have been the largest bridge in the Middle East) that America bombed while it was in its final stages, tells the Iranians:>If God extends my life, I will certainly rebuild this bridge, and I promise you that you will cross it.nitter.net/IRanMediaco/status/2040366301319950550
>>532365993>implying Trump needs to be told to act retarded Lmao where have you been for 10 years?
>>532365769>Cs-137ruh roh
>>532366161
>>532366161where did they get them from?i thought they only have DIY stuff.
>>532366174>What happened to khazarian troon I miss his unique brand of cope in the face of adversityHe was a strange dude. Last time I saw him here he was pretending to be his own husband, describing queer as a real woman.
I never read posts with an isra*li flag
>>532366268Sir is it true that the army bans all muslims and catholics under pete hegseth?I fear that I might not be able to serve as he interfered with the catholic chaplains advisory position.He too only invited protestants to a service.Is this now the active policy of the US military to discriminate against soldiers based on faith, race and creed?
>>532366323you obviously don't wrap yourself in it, you wear it more like a cloak or a veil
>>532366387thats why they hide behind memeflags and vpns, you gotta learn how to clock them too
>>532365688Something terrible and unimaginable... an extended timeline... but with REAL CONSEQUENCES THIS TIME IF THAT ONE IS NOT MET.
Why is Iran and Hezb so weak
>>>532365609 Yahu(יָהּ), bless Israel. Yahu(יָהּ), bless European-Americans. Yahu(יָהּ), bless the European Union. >Amen(אָמֵן).
>>532365703they can't destroy the carrier because it ran away kek
>>532366101Israeli projection in this post
>>532365769Damn the strait became gay
>According to the Iranian state-run Fars News Agency, citing a spokesman for a key unit of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), the country will soon unveil “new air defense systems on the battlefield” against Israel and the United States. This announcement comes only a day after Iran successfully downed a U.S. Air Force F-15E Strike Eagle and A-10C Thunderbolt ll over the south of the country, while damaging a number of other aircraft, including 2 HH-60W “Jolly Green II” Combat Search and Rescue (CSAR) Helicopters involved in the search for the downed F-15E.
>>532365687bad translation. that's not what IDF said.https://t.me/moriahdoron/29404>בצה״ל מודים כי ההצהרות על פירוק חזבאללה מנשקו כיעד המלחמה היו שאפתניות מדי - ואומרים כי בשלב זה, האילוצים לא מאפשרים לפרק את הארגון מנשקו. השילוב של מלחמה ממושכת של שנתיים וחצי, עם הצורך לרכז את המאמץ באיראן, לא מאפשר להציב את פירוק הארגון כיעד. ״זה לא נכון״, אומר קצין בכיר, ״צריכים להחליש את חזבאללה, לפגוע בו, אבל פירוק הארגון מנשקו הוא לא הישג נדרש בסיום המערכה הזו״.
>>532366321Lmao nigga that shit is like 70 years old and could be kept in a garage.Or did you fall for the "we can destroy entire militaries with airstrikes" meme?
>>532365688>What happens to Iran in less than 48 hours, guys?The next timer starts
>>532365769Is this a simulation or it already happened? I just heard Russia is evacuating their nuclear engineers from the power plant.
>>532366599kek
>>532366101/pol/ - Politically Incorrect this is name of this desk. didn't know right wing americans were such fragile snowflakes
>>532366268That does raise a question, if America tries to send troops into Iran how many people will just AWOL on the army? Think it was an issue even after 9/11 and people in general actually supported those wars in the beginning
>>532366560>bad translation!!>proceeds to post moon runes that nobody can read
>>532366536 >win the attrition war with the shitty old stuff>pull out the wunderwaffles now that the US is dropping dumb bombs out of F-15sA rather unconventional doctrine but it seems to be working.
>>532366560Tbh why are we even Doing itThat's the Job of Aoun
>>532366536>while damaging a number of other aircraft, including 2 HH-60W “Jolly Green II” Combat Search and Rescue (CSAR) Helicoptersthey also put some holes in the crew (small arms fire)
>>532365921Supporting Iran is fully legal and can be done in plain daylight. It is the US and Israel who cannot be legally re-supplied except with purely defensive weapons. They think it's irrelevant, but any country that signed the Rome Statue thinks otherwise, leading to their complete isolation.Everybody with half a brain has realized after the "Total Victory" rant by Orange Stupid that a perfect economic storm is coming, and national economies outside the US must divest to minimize the risk of contagion.Trump/Bibi have made their countries the Typhoid Maries of the world.But it is all good and well, because both were democratically elected, so mutts and isrelis have nobody except themselves to blame for not holocausting the Religious Right when it was still time.
>>532366598i thought they were a militia and had no access to "real" and "heavy" military stuff.
>>532366636Sometimes a snowflake comes in
Americans are the niggers of the woooorld...Yes they are.... think about it...Americans are the niggers of the woooorld...Think about it... do something about it....
>>532365993If by "the Jews" you mean Israel, they are suffering from precisely the same kind of retardation there.
>>532366186The jew now wears the Golden pin of Hanging, promising executions for terrorists.
https://files.catbox.moe/939u8m.mp4We got another glidey boy sighting!
>>532366667very suspicious. if real, it'll give credibility to that Chinese self proclaimed professor about Iran baiting the US.
>>532366044>like alwaysThey always reached the Litani. Not this time.Is there kino from the supposed March 28 TKD that stopped the invasion?
>>532366780I dont understand anything
>>532366701>MemedanFuck you
>>532365864Nice model kit.
There is actually so much misinformation about SyriaDon't believe 90% of the shit you see on themNo jolani is not falling, and there is barely any unrest against him
HOLY CRAP! https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2040446893897957674
>>532366636Well you know what they say:Twist a /pig/'s heel, watch it squeal.
I wonder what disgusting highlights I might share if I read this.
>>532365757>hegseth is gonna get shitfaced and rape everyoneThe day is coming where that faggot's tattoos are removed from his body by knife. Soon.
I saw Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei at a grocery store in Kohgiluyeh-Boyerahmad yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Fredos in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>532366916did he over promise and under deliver about rebuilding Syria though?
it's been 30 hoursthis account normally tweets at least three times a daycan someone do a wellness check?
>>532366824It tracks because the only realistic military defeat of the US that Iran can reliably plan for is attrition warfare. Neither the US nor israel are built for it.Them clearing out their bases and possibly getting a couple thousand POWs soon is just a freebie from the US firing and preventing anyone competent from making informed decisions.
>>532366916the occupiers wants their neighbours confused and fighting
>>532366936lol reminder the administration is powerless to deport this man, but hey at least they pwned the Iranians!
>>532367005does that mean they are still searching for the second pilot
look at this and tell me what you noticekill this fucking retarded orange pig holy shit
>>532367005Its Easter. The guy who updates it is with his family.
>TRUMP WILL FIX IT well did he fix it ????
>>532366916Hope his wife is raped by IDF Missles
>>532367001still my favorite copypasta
>>532365318>>532365359>>532365449You all should maybe consider the potential for nuclear war, millions starving to death worldwide due to lack of fertilizer made from natural gas, etc.It has all gone trillions of lightyears beyond the pale
>>532366936habeas corpus?
>>532366843It's an HGV missile. A Fattah-2 missile. The world's first HGV missile to see active use. The booster basically deposits it about 100ish km away from the target where it transitions to horizontal flight in which it can dodge every which way, even ascend. Still vulnerable to exoatmospheric interceptors like THAAD and SM2 but it just makes a fool out of patriots and david's sling. And then as it reaches its destination it lets off a couple of rocket pulses that accelerate it down and at retard speeds into the target. That's why the cameraman pans down and cuts the video in a panic. He's seen this before, he knows the boom is coming and if he films that he'll get thrown in an Israeli military prison for 5 years.
>>532367082It's at the Gulf. Should a nuclear spill occur only other Arabs are affected and not blessed Israel.An acceptable outcome to the Americans and apparently the Arab ruling class.
>>532366936>OMGOSHWhy do cuckservatives talk like this? It's so effeminate.
>>532366780wtfalien disclosure?
>>532367120Is Ahmed al-Sharaa your puppet, that you will discard once opportune?
>>532365688
>>532367082what im seeing is that the gulfies have predictably outlived their usefulness as zog slaves and now this war is designed to mutually destroy iran and its neighbours
>>532367216He's Erdogans puppetAnd Erdogan and Bibi are gay faggots who frot in secret orgies
>>532365769This can't be real right?
>Nukes on Easter Sunday
>>532367214Persian explodey-UFOs
>>532366940Crazy that this bitch has almost certain slobbered on Trumps chode
>>532367004No, he is delivering steadily.He underpromised about his pursuing of the assad era criminals, overprotecting minorities(especailly Druze), and is too lax with the Israelis. These are the only complaints the 85% Syrian Sunni Arabs have but they follow him semi-religiously. As far as my minorities from what I see Alawites are pacified and the Kurds have been heavily pushed back and castrated.>>532367034Its not just them, Iran has interests in Syria, Russia hasi interests in Syria, Europe has interests in Syria, the Kurds do, Turks do. There is a cacophony of propaganda completely drowning out what is happening on the ground.>>532367120Literally jeet-tier.If he falls it's total Drzi death, im saying this for you not against you. He has done a legendary job of protecting you quislings so far.
>>532367146>millions starving to death les niggers who cares
>>532367306so these hypersonic motherfuckers are actually real? awesome
>>532367193Thanks for the explanationI really saw something completely digferent in the video before you explained itIn the video it deems like the target is still far away but what do I know
>>532367306the name is hilarious if you know a bit of colloquial Arabic
>>532367082israel and the US just irradiated the united arab emiratesthe saudi bypass route is going down today I think
>>532367100Great another Mar A Lago faced bimbo
Happy Easter niggers
>>532366161IGRAY IGRAY IGRAY OPPPAAAA...!YUNAK DO YUNAAKAA!!!Nas rodila majkaNašu Liban čuvamoPjevaj, Liban, dušmani nek’ znajuDa se lako ne damoPjevaj, Liban, dušmani nek’ znajuDa se lako ne damoNashe Beirut, Tyr, Tripolica, JouniehTu mi leže pokraj srcaBalbek, Babda, SidonyaZahla i NabatiyahSvaki borac veseljakHej Artiljerija!Libanic sam, bekrijaArtiljerija!Libanic sam, bekrija
>>532367251Thank you for confirming that Ahmed al-Sharaa is your puppet that you will discard once opportune; that you specifically are Jewish, not Druze; and that you pretend to be against Benjamin Netanyahu while in reality being for him and for Israel's work regarding expansion and genocide through the usage of golems and sacrificing and risking the world and the human species.
>>532367193Why it being launched at Norway in this picture
>>532367402Rapist-2
>>532367361Nigga what did we even do to youDruze told Assad to go fuck himself and refused to join his army >B-but muh shirkErdogan is a "grave worshipper" by your standards and you don't have an issue with him
>>532367451fuck off
>>532367334must've been painful
>>532367484I just searched for the HGV comparison on google images and picked the first thing I saw. So you'll have to ask whoever made that graphic what their beef with Norway is.
>>532365769she gushing!
BBC just report him verbatim now alongside their average pic of him looking retarded.lol
>>532367451>ebola, gay
>>532366667The American doctrine is well known, well studied, well wargamed and well understood.The Iranians know they cannot put boots on the ground and won't be able to move their navy close enough to be effective. So, the US will rely entirely on air superiority, where they excel.You know they'll try SEAD. You know they'll hunt for radars with drones and EW planes, and even satellites. They will attack with standoff munitions and tomahawk missiles until they believe they can begin direct bombardment. You know that those munitions are limited. So they built their doctrine to counter the US strengths and exploit their weaknesses.They build bunker cities inside mountains where bombs can't reach. They move the bulk of their more sophisticated air defence out of range of the initial attacks and keep them mobile. Once you have weathered the initial storm, you start moving them back now the enemy is forced to conduct direct attacks putting their equipment at risk.If they switch back to standoff attacks, move the air defence back and wait again.This is not an attrition game the US can win, so something will have to change.
if USA mobilized the same way Europe did for WW2 20% of population compared to 0.4% they have now the army will have almost 1-1 soldier per Iranian citizen
>>532367609sometimes to make someone look stupid you need to quote them out of context, twist their words, carefully edit clips, etc.With Trump, just quote him verbatim lol
>>532366321From the fastest giraffe in MENA.Anon thinks at least one may be a D-30 howitzer. 70 year old design, still performing as intended.Gun crew are crap tho. Srsyl how hard can it be to do loader training pretending to stack some wood for the oven? They fumble, no cadence, it's painful.The worst threat to a gun crew is the gun crew itself. All enemy action only comes after that.
Israel and the United States are the biggest sponsors of terrorism.
>>532367641Americans could easily wipe out Iran desu, most of the Iranian Army would deflect on sigh if they had to face a massive ground invasion
>>532367005They purged the guy who does those updates
>>532365609Wonderful mosaic.
>>532367094>Was fired
>>532367696Fuck you and fuck Reggae music too
>>532367080Considering that the pilot they rescued reportedly died of their injuries, probably not.
>>532367507Doesn't Fattah literally mean God, the revealer? or something of that nature? How does that become a colloquialism for rapist? oh... now I think I get it.
>>532367641>Americans then>"Americans" now
> THOUSANDS gathered in Tahrir Square in Baghdad, denouncing US-Israeli aggression against Iran, Iraq, and Lebanon.nitter.net/DD_Geopolitics/status/2040440012051980748
>>532367789
>>532367641you can mobilize all the boomers shitting their diapers but you aren't getting anyone below 30 to fight this war
>>532367377One: Bantus preferably should have lots of years to adapt to that, to not do a rugpull on the few among them trying to build civilization in the extremely harsh conditions that Bantus constitute.Two: Millions dying of famine will not only hit Sub-Saharan Africa, but elsewhere in the world as well.Three: Europe will also be affected, and so will East Asia.Four: Millions dying of famine will only increase the already high risk of WW3 and nuclear war, and nuclear strikes will primarily not affect Sub-Saharan Africa since it is unlikely to be targeted.Five: Production of other resources is also affected.
>>532367361>too lax with the Israelislol lmao
>>532367743if you've got a dirty mind, it almost looks like a hijabi slag bending over and having a nice PAAARPPPbreath it in
>>532366916redpill me on your current government
>>532367641but this isn't WWII anymore. the US can't just mass troops close to Iran without them being targeted.
>>532367789kuwait bros?
>>532367761K, Pampers Army. go ahead and bomb another school and hospital.
>>532367831>curry my dear?
HWASONG-17
>>532367723well yea the "we will fight to the death" is pure cope from the regimes side
>>532367452
>>532367306UFO EXPLODEY
>>532367861>you spoil me, ambassador
>>532366936based on the last paragraph, mileikowsky's son is about to be deported too, right?
>>532367361>>532367524Is this Jewish samefagging?
>>532367402So you're telling me that all this time I've been thinking that the Iranians are giving their missiles beautiful and poetic names, but at the end of the day the naming choice of the pride and joy of their missile arsenal is a dirty joke?
>>532367862i cant tell what's real and what's ai anymore
>>532366161They should spread water to avoid dust when firing.
As a Catholic, can I conscientiously object to the war and our military leadership be administratively discharged?
>>532367789unleash the waagh on Kuwait
Lol even the "right-wing" media has started taking the piss out of this retard now
>>532367942No, grammar
>>532367772I dunno either, closest misread in arabic is "opener"? But that's if you read it as Fateh فاتح which is very odd to take in a dirty context, maybe some degenerate way to refer to cherrypopping or something.I've never heard it used in that context ever though. Real stretch (pun intended).
>>532367963no, your missing foreskin is the mark that you are goyboxbound
>>532367945probably old school blender
>>532367963I mean you can quote your vicar verbatim on it
>>532367452Amazing.Is this real, or did Anon simply remove kebap and put in shawarma?But why "Babda", not "Beqaa"? It has all the other key toponyms even down to Zahle, so leaving out Beqaa is unforgivable, Anon would think.Litani might be in it to give newfags a reference, but that's more like an Israeli landmark.
>>532367361>overprotecting minorities(especailly Druze)Should they be oppressed instead?This is why you people are stuck in the fucking medieval times.
>>532367862these rocket toons are my favorite kek
>>532368015Damn. It was worth a shot. I’ll make sure to take out as many kikes as I can.
>>532367862>mfw i tralalero sahur into israel
>>532367944It's "the Judge" am I missing something?
>>532367865It's honestly worse if you know actual Iranians and know that most of the army are "I just wanna grill for Ali's sake" Boomers who don't wanna die It's why a lot of the more ideological ones are planning to "escape" to Iraq
>>532367945you're a large language model, harry
>>532367361>>532367524>>532367975Kill yourself, Jewish samefaggot.
>>532367789I want to see HUGE Saddam banners.Yes I know he wasn't a widely loved figure even back in the day but enough time and memes have passed, now he can be a symbol of whatever cause people want.
>The other nigga's still missing (might be dead failed to eject).This nigga's pretty good at hiding.
>>532368113That cat is a menace.
that the US did something petty and personal to sippenhaft against the family of solemanei means that there is still an US pilot in Iran
>>532367398Here's another good sighting. Not sure what it was going after on the side of the hill there, but there is apparently a military installation there if you look on satellite that is literally right on the other side of the little rise there. So there might have used to be a radar dish there. Iran was basically busting the door open for Houthi drones since that was right on the day they joined the party.
>>532367524Not to me i'm Iraqi.What Druze in Syria did doesn't need to be explained, they took hundreds of Bedouins hostage, kicked out tens of thousands and colluded with Israel.Which is really fucking stupid, they tied your fate to Jews who don't really want to fight Syria.>>532367772فتح Fatih = Open.In arabic when you say افتحك I will open you it means I will fuck/open your pussy.So its more like Pussy Spreader-2 or Pussy Fucker-2 but I liked how Rapist-2 sounded.>>532367942Becareful your shadow might be me.
Is it true that U.S. ground troops were staging to invade and got hit before they could even take off?
>>532368133HANG blair and KNIGHT SaddamRIP
Is Khazarian tramny dead yet?
modi playing every side at the same time
>>532367846>but this isn't WWII anymore. the US can't just mass troops close to Iran without them being targeted.you realize that Germany killed 5,000 brits with their ballistic missile spam on them (they invented this tactic together with Shahed) compared to the few 100s? have middle east has forgotten what happens when the west actually goes to war and not those meme conflicts that happen to just empty old Weapons stock
>>532366292TIE TO ME AN ARTILLERY SHELL AND FIRE IT AT IT HAIFA
>>532367005https://x.com/FENTCOM/status/2040201827283570997The guys running FENTCOM are doing a better job anyways
Don't worry Yanks! Help is coming!
>>532368032I will do better
>>532368198we don't know what the US was doing or how many of their troops got hitthe US is freaking out today and yesterday, doing all manner of weird stuff
>>532368168The open request for a 48hr ceasefire is enough proof. It's a very specific timeline that's only good enough for a rescue mission for a downed pilot and the only official admission of the US being the one requesting a ceasefire and it's right around when the jet was shot down.
>>532368113Of all the AI slop out there, these cats bring me the most joy.
>>532368091Chat-GPT says:The name Fattah-2 comes from “fattāḥ” (فتّاح), which literally means “one who opens.”In formal Arabic, that’s poetic: “opener of paths,” “bringer of victory”But in everyday slang, if you say someone is “fattāḥ”, it can sound like: “the guy who forces things open” “someone who pries stuff apart / barges in”And here’s the part people find funny:Because “opening” in casual speech can also carry a crude, slightly sexual implication, it can come across like: “the one who forcefully opens things up (…including people)”So when you hear:“Fattah-2 hypersonic missile”to a slang-tuned ear it can accidentally sound like:“Version 2 of the thing that forcefully opens stuff up”Which, for a weapon, is kind of unintentionally on-the-nose… almost like naming a missile “The Penetrator Mk II.”
>>532368188If International Pressure didn't exist you would have killed every single Sunni in Mosul, don't act cute here You know very well how Sunnis are, coexistence with them is impossible
>>532368194>This thing took down the idf
>>532368198That is what Iran claimed but it's really hard to know what's really going on with the fog of war. One thing is certain: the Americans are spooked.
>>532368252>New York Coffee Party
>>532367361>>532367524>>532367975>>532368111>>532368188Kill yourself, Jewish samefaggot.
>>532368252kek
>>532368252Why are we so fucking cringe
Why cant Iran find this one faggot pilot on their home turf
>>532368252>now pay the 250 year back taxes with interest
>>532365688Iran will finally be liberated and able to have feminism and gay marriage and drag queen story hour.It will be Glorious.
>>532368372World champion of hide n go seek
>>532368372It's more likely they either found him and are waiting to bait in more troops inside their territory as POWs or he's dead.
>>532368198all we really know is that a fuckton more tanker planes are headed out from continental USA presumably carrying more equipment
>>532368199Fhim, Gaddafi, and Assad were based, had comfy aesthetics also
>>532368372some Iranian is hiding him in some basement for CIA money you would have taken the money too if you were in his place
>>532368252cucked dead nation, why did you post this
>>532368363
>>532368372He's probably already been found, likely dead, and they dont want to announce it because they want the US to continue sending low-flying search and rescue missions.
in hindsight, pretty genius and a bit diabolical of iran to build their nuclear plant literally next to the gulf cucks lol
>>532368457only fair, the yanks have been getting ruthlessly mogged by thirdy anons all week, felt we should share the burden of humiliation
>>532368286the petty personal stuff against solemani shows pure desperation, personal level spite and an attempt to send a message as if it is a hostaage situation
>>532368443No one in Iran would harbor a US pilot, thats kike cope
>>532368443>expecting the CIA to actually pay up and not just kill him & call it a day Lel
>>532368497they need water anon, nothing diabolical
>>532365688I really hope the orange retard nooks. What are we waiting for at this point, just burn it all down.
>>532368437>it's comfyyyyyyyyy!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDkys
>>532365688the US expends the remaining 50% of their JASSM's, achieves nothing, and trumps poll numbers decline even harder.
>>532368437You don't know what you have until it's gone.
>>532367005>CENTCOM, this is Lieutenant Ramirez requesting immediate evac, do you copy? Over.>*Static noises*>CENTCOM? Hullo, anybody there?>*Static noises*.
>>532368512It'd be a stronger indicator if this hasn't been the way this administration acted from the beginning. All meaningless shabbos goy gestures and zioboomer cringecore.
>>532368170Also when you hear "experts" talking about Iranian missile accuracy they're basically pulling bullshit out of their ass because their accuracy is utterly absurd. Even their old missiles they seem to have retrofit electrooptical targeting to them. Along with the missiles the Iraqi resistance and Hezbollah are using. Like that radar link that got taken out that there's a meme of. That was a Fatah-110 variant fired by Hezbollah. That is a blindfolded throw from across the room after spinning around a few times for a Fatah-110 fired from Lebanon. But it was struck with pinpoint precision.
>>532368252>The reconquest beginsIt will be like the time that dutch king took over england and everyone was cool with it cause the other guy was a dirty papist
>>532368437>had comfy aesthetics also>comfyhe was ruthless
>>532368372Probably dead.
>Saddam worship You guys are spiritually Black
>>532368481Did they ever release a picture of the second seat, if not this makes more sense
>>532368641>>532368624>>532368604>>532368596Do you bury dead birds that you stumble upon
>>532368604amazingly us native brits don't mind ol' Willy of Orange.Now the Irish on the other hand.... They didn't see the funny side of it
Really curious how the next TACO will play out without total loss of face
>>532368580>Cruise Moosle Incoming!
>>532368372The way I see it, if Iran captures him, they will announce it immediately and celebrate it. Ruin and humiliate the mutts. If mutts find him, they have no reason to announce it. The longer it goes, the more confusion and panic it can do to Iranians hopelessly searching. Mutts already announced one guy to calm the public, but the second one has no reason to be announced.
>>532368194can I pet that
>>532368526all Iranian poor farmer would for 1 million dolars and usa visa
>>532368678nope, just kick them to the side and off the sidewalk, at most, cover them with a leaf or something
>>532368604How can you be dressed in all of this and still look like such a limp wristed homo? That stuff was tailored centuries ago to make even the most inbred degenerate look egal, yet on him it fails.
900000 hours in photoshop
>>532368252geeeg
>>532368372Could be a trick like other say, but to be fair, its also a big place. Real needle in a sand pit
>>532368569why don't you pipe the fuck down before i batter you lad
>>532368711No one in Iran would give up their culture and values for satanic america
>>532368726he'll be dead soon lad, don't worry too much. he's riddled with cancer. now we get william the bald instead.
>>532367005Imagine if iran has the pilot this whole time. It would be a smart move to not say anything and let the media speculation and outrage build
>>532368763>SatanicWho's satan
>>532365769>30 years life spanNothing burger.
>>532368585Are you the guy who wanted pics
>>532368698>more confusion and panic it can do to Iranians hopelessly searchingKek are you retarded?
>>532368689You take dead cows for that, they need to lie around long enough to start bloating. Live cows are just a snack delivered to the enemy, they need to be rotted through and filled with corpse toxins.
>>532368233>you realize that Germany killed 5,000 brits with their ballistic missile spam on them (they invented this tactic together with Shahed) compared to the few 100s?i don't actually. but did the Germans enjoy 24/7 surveillance of their enemy movements?didn't Germany lose because the wasted their resources invading instead of defending?>have middle east has forgotten what happens when the west actually goes to war and not those meme conflicts that happen to just empty old Weapons stockkind of. we here never experienced true WWII here as far as i know.
>>532368476>>532368665Stop projecting and kill yourself, schizophrenic Jewish samefaggot.
>>532368824what about you? do you bury dead birds
>>532368729
off to lidls for some easter booze. don't forget to stock up lads, they're closed tomorrow.
>>532368698this is bait so worthless of a (you) that I think it deserves a (you)
>>532368729nice
>>532368882Yeah I just did
>>532368678There is chances he didn't made it in one piece. Finding a dead body or pieces is always harder than a living person. Who tell you he could eject and wasn't trapped in the jet and got obliterated with the jet when it impacted the ground ?
Move when you want >>532368955>>532368955>>532368955>>532368955>>532368955>>532368955
>>532368233The ballistic missile spam was a huge cope after Himmler basically yeeted our entire airforce into English AA emplacements. If you want to compare it in any way, Bongland is current Iran and Germany is the US. Same strategy, trying to take a fortified country through planes alone. It only lost us the eastern front, were all those wasted planes would have been incredibly helpful in controlling the endless Russian plains.
space debris spotted in the sky above Lampung, Indonesia. possibly a satellite.
>>532368729Cool image, but not totally accurate; Israel is almost out of interceptors now. Every few hours there's at least one impact now (most recently, one in Jerusalem in the last hour), whereas between ~day 3 and ~day 23 there were practically no impacts, just interceptions. Israel is in a lot more trouble than anyone is willing to admit.
>>532368312Stupid meme.Iraq and Syria have been under Sunni rule for a thousand yearsIf they were so bad why are you still alive in millions of numbers? Even literal pagans like Yazidis and Mandeans lived just fine.Your play should have been forming a secular semi-bloc with the Kurds and Alawites and moderate/secular Sunni Arabs, instead you proved everything the extremist niggers thought about you and pushed Sunnis into a radical direction.The 'ALAWITE MASSACRE' happened because of an Alawite revolt which came right after they were granted amnesty(a widely unpopular move) and they killed a bunch of Syrian army members and desecrated their bodies. In the next 24 hours literal millions of Sunni tribals were on a flight to Latakia and put the entire revolt down, they killed a bunch of civilians and only stopped because Syrian Army under Jolani intervened to save Alawites. Jolani had absolutely no hand in this those tribes spontaneously mobilized.Druze/Alawites/Kurds killed the Secular/Moderate Sunni bloc in Syria who were primed to be as influential as the hardline Sunni bloc. This is an 85% Sunni nation you have to keep this in mind when you do political adventures.
>>532368937varför du killed it
>>532368763literally regime insiders have swapped sides and you believe some peasant would not kek
>>532368937good job
>>532368665This. Saddam was basically Trump Iraqi version. Corrupt, petty, greedy retard with a bimbo wife and two dumb and dumber sons.
>>532365769Would be funny if it happened. Housing is already down -20% in Dubai, now that would make it go -95%
>>532369002You think they’re fighting in space with the sattelites without telling us I’d like to think China and US are duking stuff out up there
At this point I would take the hint that US Intel is in disarray. If I were Iran I would feel emboldened to move more aggressively, maybe towards the west. Remember! "Only bombs can't enable regime change, you need boots on the ground for regime change."
>>532368908got some more tinned food today from lidl, another 2 weeks for the stash on top of my usual shopi'm going to keep doing it... need to do a costco run too but fuck that on an easter weekend, would rather starve
>>532369104anything is possible
>>532369022I didn't killed it. I think it flew into a window, since it was on the ground right under one>>532369044It was a talgoxe, do you have these in germany
If the war explodes and only America is around to fight it, good luck getting the young people to fight and die for Pissrael. You can hire Bible Bill and pay him blood money.
>>532369110Nah, not the West, just Israel. Their air defenses are in a dire state now, they're finally depleted. Now's the time to do a midnight salvo of the heavier stuff, hitting Haifa, Ben Gurion Airport and the Knesset all in one go.
>>532366101We got a live zoggie here, boys!
>>532369118Sounds fittingly miserable for bongland. Did you at least get some lentils and sausage to make a proper stew? Remember that feeding yourself like shit is speedrunning depression and has highly demoralizing effects.
>>532369156yes, they are called kohlmeise here
>>532369186
>>532367475>you will discard once opportuneThe last guys who tried that are dead. As are those who tried it before.Sharaa is not a man to be messed with. Though he served many masters, in the end he has twisted it all to serve his personal goal. And it's not like this is a new thing; al-Baghdadi famously griped about him making insubordination almost into an art. Here we have a man with a clear purpose in life, and he knows that his goals are attainable. And if they need him to make himself a cuck, so be it. And if they need them to make him a ruthless killer, so be it.And his goal is achieving what his father couldn't because Assad's father sidelined him. He is more vain than he lets on, and is by now pretty much convinced that Allah has chosen him to re-build Syria.That he dropped his jihad name (which wasn't his first) and returned to his family name is a clear indication. That the nisba he chose as his last jihad name is ambiguous is probably deliberate too. Does he want the Golan to be Syrian? Oh, you betcha - it was an Assad who lost it. Does he care about Israel taking another Druze village on the Golan? Not at all, as long as Syrians are sleeping under bridges in Damascus.tl;dr: he will do whatever it takes to resore the status Syria had in 1957. Before the Pan-Arabists took over, and made it Egypt's bitch.
>>532369198just Israel, hmm? It feels like the West drew those borders willy nilly with a crayon. Redrawing the borders along clan or tribal lines would actually be lasting peace, or better yet, a wider confederation of multiple sects of Islam. Like the USA fifty states of different beliefs, it works well for us.
>>532369245they are cute
>>532365713Dead on impact, Iran is keeping it quiet to lure in more miggers to shoot down.
>>532368824..no?
>>532368372Do you remember a few years ago when that random billionaire vanished from his hotel in the Greek islands and they spent weeks searching for him all over the place until they stumbled on his corpse in a ditch 90ft from the front door of the resort?It's like that. The pilot is dead in a ditch, 100ft from where they landed, and has just been overlooked.
>>532367641They would nearly all draft dodge, with their parent's help and blessing. Bibi is a delusional fucking boomer and everyone now knows Trump has been blackmailed by him since the start.
>>532369396Ok
>>532369198They know the US has more in other stockpiles in other theatres. They know the US are going to bring them in. And so that's what Iran is playing at here. They need to confront those interceptors and it's going to be a problem, and so they want to bait the US into bringing that problem forward when they feel ready. And so that's what we're going to see.Iran is going to slow off, and the interception rates are going to start going up. They're going to put their advanced stuff back on the shelves and just fire some cheap stuff to get through those missiles, keep the good stuff safe and under ground as they weather the rough patch.
>>532369289>Jewish memeflaggot pretending that Ahmed al-Sharaa could not have been drone striked by the US for years if they wanted toTL;DR most of your LLM trash.Again:Thank you for confirming that Ahmed al-Sharaa is your puppet that you will discard once opportune; that you specifically are Jewish, not Druze; and that you pretend to be against Benjamin Netanyahu while in reality being for him and for Israel's work regarding expansion and genocide through the usage of golems and sacrificing and risking the world and the human species.Kill yourself Jewish memeflaggot.
>>532369656Some dane geld for being right.
>>532368158God I need yellow hoe Cosplaying as D.va
>>532365703Has /pol/ always been this brown and yellow? Serious question. What happened? Any white anon still here have a clue?
>>532366186israel shouldve always been executin terrorists. keeping them in prison just leads to more durkas trying to take hostages so they can do prisoner exchanges
>>532365609Nigger
>>532369734Nice distraction.
>>532368252Can you shoot up the statue of liberty we gave back then? Turns out it was a mistakeThx anglobro
>>532369656Exposed that fraud. Nice. TIL that jews outjew themselves too. Apparently, all the lies they tell to the outside world are applied to their citizens too. At least if you're protesting or reporting against the regime.
>>532368809yeah and they want US running these seach ops as long as possible because thats more chances to down another aircraft.
>>532368252AMERICANS DON'T LET THEM GET IN FIRE RANGE! THEY ARE PLANNING ANOTHER PEARL HARBOR!Perfidious Albion
>>532367361>No, he is delivering steadily.He reduced the violence in Syria by 95% or more. That is the #1 thing most all Syrians wanted.>He underpromised about his pursuing of the assad era criminalsFirst, need a legal system up and running. Those crimes have no statute of limitation anywhere. He has been to Germany, which is a country which even now opens cases against Nazi camp guards (and closes them immediately because these people are decrepit).>overprotecting minorities(especailly Druze)Good for him, good for Syria. He could treat them like Israel treats their Muslim minority. but why?>too lax with the IsraelisWhy should he risk Israel bombing the shit out of Syria and murderkilling him? Israel is weaker every day, and Syria gets restored more and more every day. Doing nothing is a winning strategy under such conditions.>the 85% Syrian Sunni Arabs have but they follow him semi-religiouslyEven the others have a better opinion of him than Israelis, Russians or mutts have of their leaders. The man is popular because he delivers basic civic amenities.>Kurds have been heavily pushed back and castratedUtter exaggeration because Western MSM cried about it. It was really the Kurds' fault for trying to re-negotiate the federalization agreement by force. But this seems settled now in mutual understanding, and the Kurds are certainly not "heavily pushed back and castrated", but got a guaranteed hold of Kurdish Syria. That they had parts of Arab Syria was a coincidence due to the fact that Assad was already too weak to re-occupy the region after Daesh was beaten back. There never was a Kurdish claim on Raqqa and Deir ez-Zor before it dropped into their laps in 2017 simply because they were the only guys with a regular army all around, and they never held it firmly.Whereas Rojava proper (Hasakah/Jazira) was literally the first part of Syria to turn against Assad, and has been under firm Kurdish control since 2016.
>>532368308That would only come across as sexual if you have a rotten western epstein mind.
>>532369289>>532369734>>532370491Kill yourself, Jewish samefaggot.
>>532366181And if this surprise anyone, it shows anyone is a victim of muttplague, a brain-rotting disease.USrael are the aggressors here, and anyone who wants to stop them from fucking shit up is heartily encouraged to do so, as long as undue force and excessive collateral damage are avoided. Them's the rules the US helped set themselves.And pinpointing military sites with half-meter precision is certainly covered by "avoiding collateral damage".Welcome to the wonderful world of "muh international law", miggers.All what you've been leveraging against anyone you didn't like now for many decades falls back on you, because you chose RAGING IMBECILES to rule and lord over you.
Baker one, over..Baker two, over..
>>532365687rip to all the shlomos who weren't vile enough
>>532371016Anyone who calls other people "puppets" excessively gives proof that he himself is a mere puppet or robot.The inability of others acting autonomously is merely the expression of an inability to conceive ANYONE acting autonomously, including oneself.If Anon thinks people are mere puppets or robots, this is simply a cope for being a cucked puppet robot.To a caged bird, the bird which flies as it pleases is an alien and scary beast.
>>532369656>TL;DR most of your LLM trash.>muh llm>muh my attention span is 2 secondsThrall.
>>532368888Chekd
>>532371120They know what Hezbollah wants. They want a better settlement than UN1701 incompatible with their objectives
>>532369245>>532369156GREAT TITS.Not in Germany but close rn, and got a bunch of them right outside the window.It's horny season for them so they are careless.
