Artemis crew reports burning smell coming from toilet
>>532365672That's just the friction from the black guy fucking the white girl in there
Designated shitting spaceship
I bet the nigger tried to smuggle his Swisher Sweets on board by swallowing them like Solid Snake but forgot about them so now the toilet is full of cheap tobacco shits
>>532365672Ganja farmer doin' da needful.
>>532365672the media is so horrible, it's basically like tmz. always trying to find some way to make you doubt some great person or thing
>>532365778you can't get a boner in space, sorry kike, your fantasies have no power here
>>532365672>Alright, which one of you crazy kids had Taco Bell before the flight?
>apollo turdteenThis is what happens when you hire pajeets to engineer space toilets.
>>532365672should have sent a Pollack with them
>>532365964>great person or thingwhat's so great about going to space and to the moon?
>>532365672Can't they just poop out the airlock?
>>532365672the woman fixed the extractor fan
>>532365672It's lint in the dryer. It's NOT an Iranian missile.
>>532365672The ship will blow up and we will blame Iran. Screen crap thia post
>>532365976>you can't get a boner in spaceNew tagline for a horror porn movie?
>>532365914now this is hot boxing
>>532366063they could put their ass towards the airlock and just let the pressure difference suck everything out
>>532365672the toilet will explode, altering the capsule's trajectory so that it spirals down into a lunar crash
>>532365964Journalists subsist on emotionally manipulating with deception, sex, food, violence, or some combination for clicks. Every journalist at every news site I can think of should be burned alive
>>532366063yeah this, don't even need to push
>>532365672>burning smellKnot anuther fuckin laundry fire FFS?
>>532365672Indian engineers assumed it would not be used.
Sorry it was me. I had to do the needful because these beans from last night were really spicy.
>>532365672>Artemis crew reports burning smell coming from toiletone of them had a fag in the shitter
>>532365672Did the AI catch fire?
>>532365672Sorry, that was me.
>>532365672shitter is probably an incinerator so there is probably some cheap seal or gasket that's letting the burned shit volatiles get into the cabin
>im afraid i cant let you poo that, dave
>>532365778Isn't it a lesbo
>>532365672>another laundry firedid they even stress test the new capsules in simulated vacuum space ? or it's just hypothetical and mathematical ?
>>532365672>burning smell from toiletThat'll be the nigger toking on a fattie.
>>532365672Did that jeet bitch sneak on board?
>>532365900kek
>>532365778Aren't jews not allowed to use the computer on Saturdays?
Why would they not land on the moon, after going all that way. Is this even happening.
>>532365976>you can't get a boner in space?
>>532365672Bish flushed a tampoon.
>>532365672Can the USA produce ANY large vehicle either on earth or interstellar with working toilets anymore?
>>532366371bastard bloody, why must you bring India into this, bich?
>>532366063Why do you assume they have an airlock?
>>532366032Classic toilet cleaner moment
>>532365976small dicks get more power in space though, less mass = less gravity
>>532367649the true nightmare fuel of the current infrastructure is beautiful ancient ecologies being destroyed by mcmansionvilles that don't have waste treatment and never planned sewage in the first place, they just drop it right into the water table LMFAOOO
>>532365672india secretly stuffed a pajeet inside the toilet
>>532365672An Indian sneaked onboard right before launch.This is gonna be like the movie Alien, but with a pajeet."In space, no one can hear you redeem."
>>532365778This isn't russia.
>>532365672>..."burning smell"...Wait a couple of days.NASA reports "loss of comms"Then "it was just lint in the dryer blocking the signal"The toilet tank detonated on D+3 flooding the capsule with corrosive liquid shit in zero-G after the 'space-plumber' repair attempt.The heroic crew drowned in airborne shit bubbles.NASA deorbits the capsule to burn-up on re-entry so no evidence.>Died as DEI heroes
>>532365976>>532366063Just stick your dick out the airlock poo-valve for the ultimate penis vacuum-pump.
If they all die from a toilet malfunction that's going to make it really tough to do a serious movie about their heroic battle against adversity afterwards.
>>532367248The blood doesn't know where to go.
>>532365672I dont think their heat shield will survive re-entry. Remember that the US space shuttle fleet had a total loss rate of 40%. Jews and niggers in space also means bad luck. Challenger and Columbia both had jews and niggers onboard.
Oh no let me guess, they will find some device that caused it with an Iranian passport in the toilet?
>Hey what’s that smell?>*something jumps out of the toilet*>HELLO SAAAAAAAAR>AHHHHHHHH>HOUSTON WE HAVE A JEET ONBOARD>HOUSTON I REPEAT WE HAVE A JEET ONBOARD WHO SNEAKED IN
Didn't NASA have to do something weird with the toilets after that one woman destroyed the ISS? I seem to recall there being some issue that another female astronaut also brought up and then NASA saying they would fix it. What are the chances pandering to women kills 4 astronauts?
>>532365672Nothingburger
>>532374122If there's a will there's a way.I will fold it half and put a rubber band on, just stick it in like that.
>>532366102Screen crapped, you better not be lying
>>532374320This. They’re doing a straight-on approach at 25,000MPH, instead of the usual skip-method, which they hope will avoid the pitting/spalling observed the first (uncrewed) mission. There apparently wasn’t time/money to redesign the heat shield, which was already installed on the second Orion craft when they discovered the problem.
>>532374493
>>532374642WUT
>>532365672Kek I once ate so much spicy buldak that the toilet got permanently dyed red and I'll be honest without water there probably would have been a fire
>>532374554Somebody MS-Paint this please, lmfao
>>532374720It’s true. The main issue is, they’re using blocks of avcoat, premade-precut, instead of forming them one by one on the craft itself.https://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/the-artemis-1-moon-mission-had-a-heat-shield-issue-heres-why-nasa-doesnt-think-it-will-happen-again-on-artemis-2
>>532365672aliens are afraid of toilets, looks like the dalits in india had the right idea all along!
>>532374708yep, that was some tasty Russian fan-fiction
>>532365672>>532365672>>532365672SAARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO NOT USE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT IN DESIGNATED SHITTING BAG, SAARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>532365672Call these guys...
>>532365964>the media is so horrible, it's basically like tmz. always trying to find some way to make you doubt some great person or thingViolent niggers are awesome my homie!
>>532366084Yeah but now the turdhole heater element is acting up.
>>532365778Not drafted yet Shlomo? What with you and niggers?
>>532367158That's a future mission. Part of a plan to establish a permanent base on the Moon.
>>532374488>Houston... we have a designated shitter problem!
>>532365672Jared (((isaacman))), the administrator of NADA, kept saying this mission wouldn’t be possible without their international partners. I guess they shouldn’t have outsourced the design of the toilet to India. Uh oh! Stinky.
>>532367158Because it's a completely different spacecraft than the Apollo one so they have to do the same tests they did with those missions. They are going to test having a lander in the next mission and then hopefully have a landing.
>>532366102But what about the Epstein files?
>>532365964Oh no! Don't doubt da soience! You must always trust all authority figures about everything!
>>532367158They haven’t built the lander yet
why are jews so obsessed with poop?
>>532376409Sorry goy somehow the Epstein files travelled back in time and ended up on the Challenger II mission, administrative error of course.
>>532376366>(((NADA)))
>>532365672THEY ENGINEERED IT TO DO THATIT IS A FEATURE TO BURN THE POOPOOTO PURIFY THE CAPSULE SAR
>>532375182Thanks anon
>>532374642NASA is confident that Orion will survive.Artemis I did 25,000 mph as well, but the heat shield experienced unexpected "spalling," where chunks of protective material broke off rather than eroding smoothly.To ensure the Artemis II crew's safety, NASA made a critical change. Orion will now take a steeper, more direct path. This new trajectory reduces the total time the shield is exposed to peak temperatures, preventing the internal pressure buildup that caused the previous damage. Even with the damage seen on Artemis I, the cabin stayed at a comfortable 24C.The shield being used now is the one already bolted to the spacecraft before the Artemis I results were fully understood; a redesigned, more permeable shield is already planned for the Artemis III moon landing.
>>532375182What does this mean? They made the blocks and just glued them on? Couldn't they just break off upon reentry causing catastrophic failure and incinerating the entire ship upon reentry?
>>532367158With what? SpaceX is like three years behind on delivering the lander. Do you want them to just crash the ship into the fucking surface?
>>532376600youtu.be/fMHLvoWZfqQ
>>532376813>Artemis I did 25,000 mph as well, but the heat shield experienced unexpected "spalling," where chunks of protective material broke off rather than eroding smoothly.Oh dear, I don't see how making the heat sheild blocks bolt-on will fix that, I think this might be Challenger III.
>>532376185Every plan I see for an off-earth colony looks like it prioritizes securing land claims and mineral rights over land and infrastructure development. In order to secure the rights to use the land, you have to legally prove it's occupied.
>>532377085Musk wants to do the whole Moon mission.youtu.be/LEeghGhh_xM
>>532377222They wouldn't go ahead with this launch if they weren't very confident. They probably still have enough fuel to alter the reentry trajectory if they somehow suddenly determine there will be a problem.https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/nasa-identifies-cause-of-artemis-i-orion-heat-shield-char-loss/
>>532377467Muskrat claimed he'd be on Mars by 2023, 10 years ago, it's all just a taxgrab.
>>532377091
>>532377801Kys
>>532374320Space shuttle is different than the capsule. Also technically those shuttles were both fucked on launch not reentry
>>532377663During a skip reentry, the capsule dips into the atmosphere, gets hot, and then skips back out into the cold of space. This "double-dip" caused the outer char layer of the shield to cool and harden, effectively sealing in hot gases produced by the material's internal resin. When the capsule dipped back in for the second time, those trapped gases expanded and "popped" chunks of the shield off. By coming in directly and steeply, the heat shield stays at peak temperatures continuously. This keeps the material porous enough for gases to vent safely and steadily rather than building up pressure and exploding.The shield will now face more intense temperatures in a shorter window, reaching up to 1,650C.Because the capsule is slowing down much faster, the astronauts will experience higher deceleration (G-loads) than they would on a shallower skip path.A skip reentry allows the capsule to fly much further to reach a specific landing spot. By going direct, Orion's range is reduced, meaning the recovery ships have a smaller target area to wait in.
>>532377663Confidence is not competence, NASA is under a lot of pressure these days to deliver results beyond their current capability, changing the reentry angle without first testing the new heat shield seems a little too confident for me.
>>532377663lel. lmao even. its political at this point. anyone who dares to scrub the launch will get sent back to the mines.
>>532377997Potassium.
>>532377997Calm down. People can believe whatever they want to believe.
>>532365778Virgin brown hands typed this post.
>>532378318There is no new heat shield yet. They're using the same model.
>>532378323We will find out in about 5 days. Should be entertaining either way.
>>532378438What? That's even more stupid, then why are they changing the reentry angle on a heat shield that has problems?
>>532378342I've never really understood this. Flat earthers really believe that every country that deals with space are all part of a conspiracy of keeping the fact that earth is flat away from the general public? Do they not understand how much of an impossible task that is?
>>532365672>AYO THESE NIGGAS SMOKING TURDS IN OUTTA SPEIS
>>532367054It's not them breaking that rule, it's the chicken
>>532377467Well then he better get the fuck on with it. He's a fucking trillionaire, what's stopping him from reinvesting half his money back into fast-tracking his own program?
>>532378652Yeah global conspiracies are impossible, pff.
>burning electrical plastic smellnothing to be worry about.
>>532378652Do you really discount the Jews?
>>532365778kek fpbp
>>532378787It's just swamp gas, Dave.
>>532378577>why are they changing the reentry angle>>532378296>During a skip reentry, the capsule dips into the atmosphere, gets hot, and then skips back out into the cold of space. This "double-dip" caused the outer char layer of the shield to cool and harden, effectively sealing in hot gases produced by the material's internal resin. When the capsule dipped back in for the second time, those trapped gases expanded and "popped" chunks of the shield off
>>532377801The acceleration is zero, retard.
>>532378799What I'm saying is that most poeple, if you have enough money, can send up experiments to film earth. People act like it's something you can't do like going to Antarctica. There are so many countries, who are also enemies, that shook hand and agreed they should keep space a secret.
They were never going to the moon
>>532365672Dats jus the way the turlit smelz.
>>532366063>ok guys don't look I'm going in the airlock to poop>*ziiiiip*
>>532366032this, replace the nigger with a pole and the shitter will never clog again
>>532378689Seems like he has been more focused on Mars than the Moon even though the Moon is a much better option. He's not quite a trillionaire. In that kind of regard, I could design a cryptocurrency with a single coin and say I am never going to sell this for anything less than $1 trillion. I'd be a trillionaire on paper, which is exactly what he is. On top of that, if he ever sells the stocks he holds, he then instantly has to pay taxes on them. The risk-reward isn't there for him, it's much better for him (financially) to share the burden with the government. There's no doubt SpaceX is a very skilled company and they do have a lot of preparation for both.
>>532378915So because a critical load bearing part failed due to irregular heating, they're simply going to... increase the load on it to the maximum all at once? On a manned mission, without first testing it on an unmanned mission, yeah I think we're going to see another Challenger disaster here, I give it a 70% chance it just explodes immediately upon reentry, might be a pretty light show.
>>532379045>film earthThen why has no one ever been able to do it?
>>532379196On Apollo they had to poop in clear bags in front of each other. Occasionally a rogue piece would escape and float through the cabin.
I'm waiting for unidentifable chiriping sound
After the Titan sub fiasco you already know how these things go, and although not under the sea, its just as dangerous, in space. It starts as some minor issue and then snowballs straight into critical systems. They better pray this thing doesn’t keep creeping as it still has a ways to go.
>>532365672Nigga smuggled in some weed then didnt share.
>>532379373What do you mean?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veqJART9XBA
>>532379518Would be hilarious if the construction of this thing was subcontracted to some kike company that cut a ton of corners
>>532366371Kek
That's just the nigger smoking in the loo.
>>532372731M-My dick! It's standing up on it's own!
>>532365672They knew another challenger would be too obviousSo they’re killing the astronauts while in space to make the next generation afraid of rocketsCan’t have too many young goyim becoming astronauts and asking questions like>if the very first moon landing took 72 hours>and rockets have advanced 57 years in technology>why does this moon drive by take three more days to reach the moon?
>>532379589>Would be hilarious if the construction of this thing was subcontracted to some kike company that cut a ton of cornersThey're called NASA.
>>532366088>>532365672>some sort of SKIBIDI reference herechecked
>>532365672Smells like burnt rubber and Vaseline
>>532366056Are you an actual retard? Like clinical?
>>532379305During the direct reentry on April 10, the heat shield should face peak temperatures of approximately 2,800C.The internal composite structure (the "skeleton" beneath the shield) is designed to withstand a maximum of 260C.On Artemis I, despite the missing chunks of material, the structure stayed at a very safe 71C, and the crew cabin remained a comfortable 24C.At a constant high heat, the material remains porous, allowing gases to escape steadily. In a skip reentry the shield gets hot, cools down in space and then gets hot again. The cooling caused the surface to seal, trapping gases that then expanded and blew off chunks of the shield when it reheated.If NASA wasn't confident they likely have enough spare fuel to alter the trajectory back to a skip reentry. Ground testing with a laser-based system allowed NASA to simulate the constant heat of a direct entry. The data showed that a continuous, high-heat load keeps the outer layer porous.
>>532365778>girllooked like old tranny
>>532365778fpbp
>>532378652No they simply don't. We can observe planets, moons and dwarfs from an observatory and they're all round. The few who do believe this use loads of mental gymnastics and the many who promote it gotta be non-Whites, jews, because it can make true conspiracies look crazy
>>532379518Don't you remember when those other NASA astronauts were literally just fucking stuck in space and the whole spacecraft smelled like shit? And then someone drilled a hole in the fucking craft somehow, there will be a disaster soonere or later, it's a miracle there hasn't been one already.
>>532366063Yes but they would have to designate one airlock for shitting.
>>532366056Nothing. Especially when compared to what our brave LGBTQA+ has to go through every day, there's nothing remarkable or brave about it at all.
>>532365672Cosmic shit happens
>>532365778Lol
>>532379589apparently this thing can limp its way back home all on its own. the high risk begins during return phase as anything it may affected will make itself known.
>>532373403Kekhttps://youtu.be/EjZ7Cb5WDLM
>>532379931>If NASA wasn't confident they likely have enough spare fuel to alter the trajectory back to a skip reentry.Ah perfect, they can reduce the load on the load bearing parts after realizing that the load bearing parts have catastrophically failed due to too much load, what a plan.
>>532378652Flat Earth and /x/ level UMA conspiracies are psyops invented by kikes to make all conspiratards look insane. Thankfully Epstein proved every other conspiracy correct so now all that's left are the psyops.
>>532377801> 15 rpm> 6 rpm> 0.0007 rpm
the competency crisis unfolds, RIP DEI "astronauts"
>>532378652There are people who think annual forest and brush fires are being deliberately started by secret government alien laser technology instead of things like lightning or hikers and bums tossing cigarettes and setting illegal campfires. You can't reason with delusion.
>>532379578Nice fisheye lens
>>532380359>Thankfully Epstein proved every other conspiracy correct You mean the same epstein that made /pol/ into what it a schizo neonazi board?
>>532380043>Don't you remember when those other NASA astronauts were literally just fucking stuck in space and the whole spacecraft smelled like shit? And then someone drilled a hole in the fucking craft somehow, there will be a disaster soonere or later, it's a miracle there hasn't been one already.Yup, and I believe she did it too. It looked like obvious walk marks from a drill bit. I believe she lost it up there and wanted to go back down. I don't believe this to be a Russia made up story either, just look at her.
>>532366289all the good journalists were killed during the obama yearslots of unfortunate car explosions during that time
>>532380549My point is more that you can do it.
>>532365672They outsourced their toilet technology from india
>>532365964joke is on them, I already doubted this whole operation before it even begunThey are not even planning to land on the moon. I don't think they can.
>>532380224They're using what's called a "free-return trajectory," it uses a figure-eight orbital path that uses the Moon’s gravity as a sling directly back to Earth. If for example the engine stops working, the craft will still return.The "Translunar Injection" (TLI) burn aimed the craft toward a point just ahead of where the Moon will be. As Orion approaches and passes the Moon, the Moon’s gravity pulls on the craft so that it is perfectly aimed at the Earth's atmosphere for reentry.
>>532365672Imagine shitting and farting and eating in this capsule with two or three other dudes. No need to imagine since the whole thing is a complete fraud because the earth is flat and stationary with a dome.
>>532380028Why do you give a shit about being called crazy by moloch worshippers and cattle?
>>532380349We will see on April 10th. I'm expecting good news. You're expecting entertaining news.
>>532373046underrated
>>532380594Wasn't her husband also on board with her or some shit? Just really really stupid management.
>>532365672would be funny if they all come back with pink eye and various other poop related illnesses
>>532366088Holy shit it would be so funny if the Iranians magically managed to shoot a missile that got them. They’d fully have defeated America then, not only physically but as an idea.
>>532380675>They are not even planning to land on the moon.They're planning on establishing a permanent Moon base, noob.
>>532366063It’s prohibited by galactic federation
>>532380746I'm not expecting anything i just dont see how the reentry doesnt have a very high chance of catastrophic failure, makes sense that they would sacrifice Artemis since they're all insane occultists.
>>532381074Maybe at a subconscious level you are? They have had several fatalities in the past... but manned Moon missions haven't been conducted for over 50 years so the level of attention to safety details is probably very high.
>>532380948Hahahaha imagine the perspective from the spacecraft.>Holy crap look over there!>What the fuck is that?>Oh my god It looks like a UFO!>Why is it coming closer?>I think they're making first contact>Wow. it's beauti-
>>532365672Gravity
>>532381258>but manned Moon missions haven't been conducted for over 50 years so the level of attention to safety details is probably very high.I subconsciously want a happening and you subconsciously overestimate bureacrat competence
>>532373046SAAAR WARS
>>532365976You can if you have simulated gravity tho
>>532365672What did that jig have for lunch?
>>532365672someone toke a crack pipe with them and you all can guess who
>>532373403the pressure difference is just a single atmosphere so not really, even a whore can suck harder than the vacuum of space
>>532381519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XHxxIlsC0
>>532365672>artemis 2>art miss>art rejecthitler 2 boogaloo
>>532378652every country is run by masons.every single country
>>532378487Hopefully it explodes and kills the whole crew, the only good mutt nigger is a dead mutt nigger
>>532365672>possibly one of the most important event since last century>all the talk about the clogged toiletLMFAO
>>532365672Fire in the laundry room...
>>532383915Read the thread.
>>532365672Would be funny if they all die because the toilet broke.
>>532365976yes you can
>>532377801uhh nigga, your basic physics?the acceleration due to rotation is v^2/rthe radius of the ride is like 10mthe radius of the Earth is 6400000mnow do the math you dumb faggot
>>532380714Why do you care that I care ? You faggot, planets are round. The old Greeks figured out the earth was round, but you're nigger brain can't. Isn't it amazing how dumb you are, even with basic tools you can go outside and make a sundial on the ground, just to prove yourself how fucking retarded you are
>>532383160The whole concept of entarte kunst has already been soft normalized over the past decade, so it wouldn't be very hard
It's the smell of foul murican shit, they always think theirs doesn't stink. It's the smell of blood they drink
>>532382246Ironically using jewtube to prove you're fantasy right lol fucking kill yourself you absolute waste of shitskin garbage
>>532385301nah it's way funnier if they liveevery day the russian american toilet sabotage story gains credibility even though we all know it's true
>>532365672>burning smell from toiletYou think ya hot shit, don'cha?
>>532377091https://youtu.be/KpuKu3F0BvY
>>532380699They forgot the backdrops
>>532386625>Why do you care that I care ?I don't, lel, stay mad globehead.
>>532379931You just said in your last pasta that the shield is good to 1650C. So what is it 2800 or 1650?
>>532365976Guaranteed I could
>>532365778>a wild jamboy appears...Why are nigger dicks the only thing on your subhuman mind?
>>532379373You're brown and lying about the height the first pic was taken.
>>532380452>>532385946don't even try to engage with well poisoningnasa is tax money launding scamit does not mean space is fake or whatever first moon landing was fake, they made it in 90s not 60s
>>532365778>republican memeflag goes straight to interracial sex
>>532365672Didn’t the aircraft carrier have the same thing?
>>532377801They post these on purpose by the way.
>>532365778Doubt it. Perhaps he’s just smoking crack in there
>>532372731this looks like an advertisement for a deli that sat in a window so long it's sun bleached.
>>532378342Why would they lie though? If t doesn’t change anything. You’d lie about history and race for a purpose. But why lie about the shape of the earth. Makes no difference.
>>532365672>first the aircraft carrier>now the moon rocketApparently we suck at building toilets that go in vehicles.
>>532373046Isn't it:Sneak snuk snuk And not Sneak sneaked sneaked???
