/pol/ - Elon Musk: Tesla to sell androids by 2027 - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: M3cHzoim) Archived

Elon Musk: Tesla to sell andro(...) 04/04/26(Sat)13:00:53 No.532373120

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Elon Musk: Tesla to sell androids by 2027 Anonymous (ID: M3cHzoim) 04/04/26(Sat)13:00:53 No.532373120 Archived

The future is here! Your own personal customisable android maid coming soon near you! https://www.axios.com/2026/01/22/elon-musk-tesla-optimus-robots

Anonymous (ID: xMQmaxxe)
04/04/26(Sat)13:02:39 No.532373198

Anonymous (ID: xMQmaxxe) 04/04/26(Sat)13:02:39 No.532373198

>>532373120
Let me guess, pre-order only, money up front, terms say may not be deliverable

Anonymous (ID: aEFVaUuL)
04/04/26(Sat)13:03:30 No.532373245

Anonymous (ID: aEFVaUuL) 04/04/26(Sat)13:03:30 No.532373245

January 2027 or December 2027?

Anonymous (ID: XuEp5Kdb)
04/04/26(Sat)13:03:33 No.532373249

Anonymous (ID: XuEp5Kdb) 04/04/26(Sat)13:03:33 No.532373249

>>532373120
ok so they'll actually be in your house at 2037 and then spontaneously combust within a month

Anonymous (ID: /aXwA/zF)
04/04/26(Sat)13:03:51 No.532373262

Anonymous (ID: /aXwA/zF) 04/04/26(Sat)13:03:51 No.532373262

>>532373120
i want a nigger chick with big milkers to stroke my hair and sing me a good old fashioned nigger work song while nursing me to sleep with chocolate milk, and she should have big yarmulke size nipples

Anonymous (ID: 5lg2tAlL)
04/04/26(Sat)13:04:13 No.532373284

Anonymous (ID: 5lg2tAlL) 04/04/26(Sat)13:04:13 No.532373284

>>532373198
Everyone who pre-ordered a cyber truck got one

Anonymous (ID: 4dofTzeA)
04/04/26(Sat)13:05:07 No.532373342

Anonymous (ID: 4dofTzeA) 04/04/26(Sat)13:05:07 No.532373342

>>532373120
2027+4=2031

Anonymous (ID: AaxJfSQx)
04/04/26(Sat)13:06:01 No.532373395

Anonymous (ID: AaxJfSQx) 04/04/26(Sat)13:06:01 No.532373395

>>532373245
Hello, retard

Anonymous (ID: 8bpM1wTn)
04/04/26(Sat)13:06:24 No.532373418

Anonymous (ID: 8bpM1wTn) 04/04/26(Sat)13:06:24 No.532373418

Elon Musk: I will have a man on Mars by 2020
Elon Musk: 1,158 fast charging stations across the country by 2018

and many more examples, find some yourself!

Anonymous (ID: yKZ2wtug)
04/04/26(Sat)13:06:26 No.532373420

Anonymous (ID: yKZ2wtug) 04/04/26(Sat)13:06:26 No.532373420

>>532373198
>>532373120
Whatever happened to the dude that got the computer neural interface?

Anonymous (ID: gbXoO8a5)
04/04/26(Sat)13:09:06 No.532373588

Anonymous (ID: gbXoO8a5) 04/04/26(Sat)13:09:06 No.532373588

>>532373120
yeah of course bro! 2 more weeks until all teslas get full self driving!

Anonymous (ID: xMQmaxxe)
04/04/26(Sat)13:12:23 No.532373792

Anonymous (ID: xMQmaxxe) 04/04/26(Sat)13:12:23 No.532373792

>>532373284
Not in Europe. And after a 2 year delay.

Anonymous (ID: dL8pxo+9)
04/04/26(Sat)13:13:10 No.532373844

Anonymous (ID: dL8pxo+9) 04/04/26(Sat)13:13:10 No.532373844

>>532373120
Built for BBC

Anonymous (ID: WqSfs+vx)
04/04/26(Sat)13:15:47 No.532373998

Anonymous (ID: WqSfs+vx) 04/04/26(Sat)13:15:47 No.532373998

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>>532373120
Solid 0/10

Anonymous (ID: Yg1g4ooR)
04/04/26(Sat)13:29:38 No.532374849

Anonymous (ID: Yg1g4ooR) 04/04/26(Sat)13:29:38 No.532374849

>>532373120
everything is a scam, everyone is a scammer.

Anonymous (ID: 0moVdNjD)
04/04/26(Sat)14:08:33 No.532377498

Anonymous (ID: 0moVdNjD) 04/04/26(Sat)14:08:33 No.532377498

>>532373198
>You will get a rape charge for fucking it

Anonymous (ID: 1HkTN+2P)
04/04/26(Sat)14:08:52 No.532377529

Anonymous (ID: 1HkTN+2P) 04/04/26(Sat)14:08:52 No.532377529

>>532373284
and everyone that got one realizes they were taken for a chump. you faggots can pretend reality isn't exactly what it is but it won't keep you alive or out of pain i promise you.

Anonymous (ID: 0k1iUQfY)
04/04/26(Sat)14:09:39 No.532377597

Anonymous (ID: 0k1iUQfY) 04/04/26(Sat)14:09:39 No.532377597

>>532376857
Imagine a future with super cool sexbots rolling out and everyone who is married will awkwardly have to watch from the sides.

Anonymous (ID: KrYaOwA5)
04/04/26(Sat)14:11:33 No.532377729

Anonymous (ID: KrYaOwA5) 04/04/26(Sat)14:11:33 No.532377729

>>532373120
This guy is the master scammer.
He is constantly overpromising to inflate his stocks and then rugpull.
According to him we should've been on Mars by 2024 lmao.

Anonymous (ID: AljA13u7)
04/04/26(Sat)14:14:01 No.532377907

Anonymous (ID: AljA13u7) 04/04/26(Sat)14:14:01 No.532377907

>>532373284
how about the roadster

Anonymous (ID: 3ZjLYQW/)
04/04/26(Sat)14:15:05 No.532377976

Anonymous (ID: 3ZjLYQW/) 04/04/26(Sat)14:15:05 No.532377976

>>532373120
yeah and we are on mars already too lmao

Anonymous (ID: ZQj9hal6)
04/04/26(Sat)14:17:45 No.532378192

Anonymous (ID: ZQj9hal6) 04/04/26(Sat)14:17:45 No.532378192

>>532377729
On paper he seems like an absolutely terrible scammer. He does very little legwork to make you believe his bald face lies.
And yet time after time he pulls off yet an other successful scam robbing normalfags blind.

Anonymous (ID: dkIE9665)
04/04/26(Sat)14:19:14 No.532378298

Anonymous (ID: dkIE9665) 04/04/26(Sat)14:19:14 No.532378298

>>532373120
Will she look like that because...
To be honest she looks like me and I don't want to make love to a robot that looks like me. That would be gay