CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT
>>532385740Insane that this is legal, prison planet
>>532385740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwhCSRkOvZ4
Gambling is one of the few things Islam is right about. The other is about women.
>>532385740d-did they win anything?
>>532385740I wish someone would gun down those decrepit subhumans desu
>>532385819>wahhh no fun allowed!why take away one of the few moments of joy for these old people?
>>532385740the smallest pub in australia on an average tuesday morning
>>532385819this is how we get the money back from welfare recipients, mohammed
>>532385962$47 after spending $3 a spin on max bet. Those penny slots are massive scams
>>532385740Why are boomers so obsessed with wasting money so that their child get no inheritance?
>>532385967it's been a few years since, they could be dead already
>>532385997They don't want us to have a second of joy. Fuck them!
>>532385997>as long as you're having fun while being scammed it's fine, casinos are the good guys!
>>532385740this is the future of europe and asia
>>532385740Gets me very time
>>532385962lol the woman on the left is still stuck on the 'place bet' screen or something
>>532386186they're elderly people from a nursing home going on a field trip. they're very limited in what they can physically do. this is one of the few things they can do out in public and socialize.
>>532385740>There goes someone's kid or grandkid's futureCASHNADOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>532385740Same people that overwhelmingly support the orange faggot
>>532385740HOLY SHIT
>>532386533They socialize whilst pushing buttons on a screen for money?
>>532385997>why take away one of the few moments of joy for these old people?Lol this faggots post reminds me of that one .webm where that Boomer gets burnt alive by her nephew or son cant remember which, because she gave him a hard time about rent or something, threw him out of the apartment he was renting just so she could make an extra hundred euros lolGet castrated faggot, you gave us this shitty future now pay for it in your fucking blood.
>>532386629The sad thing is to be entranced stareing at a phone flicking the infinite scroll machine watching people older than us even more addicted to their light up slot machine2001 space odyssey
>>532385740Is a cashnado so different from a double xp weekend or a golden cookie buff in call of duty or cookie clicker?
>>532385740i program casino games for a living, they're not worth it
>>532386533What if they socialized and played Cashnado with their families instead?
>>532385941Women is a big one to be right about.Women's suffrage basically ruined America.>>532386086They were born without souls.
>>532386086I can't speak for other countries, but in America they think life is the same as their prime where you had to actively try to fail. Combined with thinking we're all making top 1% income since they only see the number ($7.25/hr in 1970 was $61.06/hr today) and not the fact that the dollar has plummeted in value, there's a big disconnect in their brains that most deny because it would mean they are at fault for the failure of the nation. Accountability and responsibility are most boomers' greatest fears.
>>532385740It keeps the boomers fit.
>>532386904Is it true that the lights on the machines flicker at a specific hz to cause a trance while looking at it?How does audio engineering of the digital sound effects and the satisfying metallic clanks crossover to making the slot machine addictive?
>>532386565>Take your foot off the gas and let the rpms start slowing you down
>>532386940in a better world they'd still be in their own home and their children would be there for them. sadly thats not the reality.
>>532385740Casinos have a game now where in a given time period you rush the machines and the more you tap the screen the more money you get to take home, which is probably what this is. It ends up being like 50$ at the end whereas all the boomers they bussed in will spend 150 on drinks and tickets easily.
>>532387033Oh and is the stuff about the ugly carpets to force the eye to stare at the machine and the lack of windows and clocks and controlled temperature zones and white noise music that cast spells to cause impulsivity?How do places like Peter Pipers, Chuck E Cheeze, and the sort get away with these gambling machines for children?
>>532387112Maybe it could be their reality if they weren’t blowing all their money at the fucking casino
>>532385740I wonder if casino will go down in money when boomers are gone
>>532386753>hate your ancestors, hate your children, its their fault hate kill hate kill hatecalm down shlomo
>>532387170He's going to get dizzy
>>532386565Fucking retards have 5 point racing harnesses but were only wearing the lap straps. They deserve to die.
>>532387234The casinos are the phones for new peopleThey light up make sounds and vibrate.They are the most fun and addictive toy ever. Even better than the highly sensational modern game controllers which is basically a masturbation device for the erogenous zones on the hands while the devs show you a predetermined sequence of events meant to stimulate and entrance youIts like watching porn and masturbating with a phone and finding you develop a sense of closeness with the phone itself
>>532387221they're given like 20 dollars to have some "fun" with and betting with pennies. they're 80 years old, it was already over for them.
I'm a raging alcoholic, but I take a lot of pride in never gambling a single penny or touching drugs... Guinness is my poison and that is it.
>>532386018>we get money back from pensioners by scamming themGood morning SAAAAR!
>>532386565seat belts designed to make you smash your face in to dash and then give you whiplash... lol
>>532387464Ya fair, I forgot casino just moved to digital for younger generations
>>532385740LIVE FROM MAR-A-LAGO
>>532387819I need to know how this played out
>>532387819show the fucking sick animal that's doing this, hey cameraman! Yeah lol, the nonchalance this probably SSRI loaded golem is just burning up this way makes me feel so grossed out and violent. Gamblers deserve death
Boomers are suicidal maniacs, no wonder they screw their kids / grandkids futures up. I would love to just go around smashing boomer heads in with hammers.
>>532387819It's funny a normal bank will flag a goy if they spend want $1000 in cash, but the casinos and the banks allow instant transfers of insane sums like that.
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>>532386947The irony is that you're only posting this as a massive cope. You correctly identify the older generation as out of touch and lacking in accountability, but only in an effort to avoid accountability yourself. The obvious next step based on this analysis is to conclude that:- these people are irrelevant and can't provide whatever validation you clearly want because you're a wayward child at heart- you should strive to own the slot machine and hijack these impulsesYou are just bitching like a woman passively seeking empty emotional validation; you are not looking for solutions or next stepsI really resent how worthless you burnout normalfag retards have made this site. This place used to be full of doers and they all fucking LEFT because they actually DO shit
>>532388122Uhhh... Based psycho
>>532385997This is extremely pathetic behavior. I'd rather overdose on meth than do this. I'm 100% serious.
>>532388076>I need to know how this played outI think we all know.
>>532388243can you imagine dosing up on LSD and joining in this party? They wouldn't know any different, and it could be hella fun lmao
>>532385740AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET TO THE SLOT BUNKER>>532385819>government is the solution to everythingtypical britsheep
>>532387819Kek
>>532387819>This person can drop 20k on slot machine for 750 a spin>Meanwhile I can't afford the basic of homesAre people just given retarded amounts of money? I swear the amount of cash people are dropping seems like everyone is making 6 fucking figures these days.
>>532388712i've been to these types of churches and the ones that handle serpents and they're both fucking weird but the snake handling church is less weird than the ones where people "lurch on the church floor" and pretend they're possessed by the holy ghostyou wanna see a bunch of attention whore faggots who deserve a bullet in the brain, go to a church like that
>>532385740https://files.catbox.moe/miym6q.mp4
>>532385819>Insane that this is legal>prison planetThe contradictory Starmwanker, in his natural habitat
>>532389035What about a place that cuts out the possession crap, but keeps just the cringe dancing laughing and christian rock bands, that .webm but for like 8 hours straight, the Acid runs strong man
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>>532385997Something about faggot neets here feeling entitled to their savings.Ranting about old people falling for the slot machine meme while they themselves have thrown away half of their savings on NFTs
>>532385962Won at spending their children's inheritance
>>532385740>boomers gamble away the reverse mortgage>Miriam Adelson becomes richer>she uses the geld to buy middle eastern wars
>>532386086talmudvision told them its wrong to leave anything to their children or grandchildren (jews do the opposite of this btw they very much help their children and grandchildren)goyim are cattle. idk what else to tell you.
>>532386186>poorSkill issue.
>>532385819gambling is fun if you've got self controlYou put 20-100 in, you play until you're out. You win, you don't put that money back in, you just take the money and get a nice dinner or something
>>532385740CASHFUCKINGNADOFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>532385997Tapping frantically at a screen in a state of abject confusion while bright lights flash in your face seems like a absolutely hellish way to spend what little time you have left.You have my explicit permission to take me out back and shoot me in the head should you find me in such a state.
>>532385740kek
>>532389811Me and my buddy used to do that when we worked at construction together.Every saturday we went to the casino, put 30 bucks into roulette or black jack. If we managed to double then we stopped and just had a free night out, if we lost it all, well its only 30 and it was an hour of good fun.
>>532387819the first button miss always reminds me of fry
>>532389932Children are trained to do itThey watch the money falling machines on Amanda show and iCarly They do the money dozer and cookie clickers on their phoneThen they move to the slotsIts all about keeping them as slaves
>>5323857400% sex0% bad language100% Cashnado
>>532385740>i can't wait to win big so i can finally enjoy life
>>532389594Very true. These whippersnappers think they're owed everything in the world. Time for a reality check, bucko!
>>532389811That's the thing though, 80% of revenue comes from like 20% of players.The business model is reliant on addiction rather than "the odd bit of fun" or whatever.Australia has the biggest concentration of these things in the world. Many of the venues have storage rooms full of spare chairs because the patrons are so addicted that they'll shit themselves rather than stop gambling.
>>532385740These people definitely vote for "fiscal responsibility"
>>532385740HOLY SHIT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
>>532388261The entirety of the modern world is meant to prevent doers from doing because they would become competitive with the elite.Show some mercy upon them.
>>532385740Lost $500 to slots today.
>>532392328I'm gonna kick your ass if you gamble again
>>532392373Don't worry anon I'm going to win it back and then some. I'm due for a big win.
>>532390614literally every business model in an economic system built around interest revolves around addiction and needsingling out gambling isn't fixing the larger Talmudic issue
>>532385740the kids are the samelook at any child these daysfingers on tabletsbright coloursloud soundstap tap tap buy dlc tap tap tap view advert tap tap tap buy dlc tap tap tap view advertit's over
>>532390528>2800 or so per month for room/board/internet/medical care/house keepingThat actually seems fairly reasonable? The room itself is only ~720 a month, and you'll never find an apartment for that.
>>532386843No. Both are completely degenerate.
>>532385997>its fine if grandma dumps your entire family's inheritance into the goyslop machine, she's just having fun!So first of all if you find slot machines fun, you're a braindead invalid. Second of all, there are ways to have fun that don't involve setting your family's money on fire.
>>532385740This is like LSD to them.Let them have fun.
>>532392462Slots are slop. Zero control. Maybe try blackjack or poker
>>532385740I would rate that casino a 6 stars.
>>532385740this fuckin post againalways makes me lol
The same people voting to raise pensions and keep you poor
>>532393245Saw the writing on the wall years ago, work at a casino now, make six figures without a college diploma. I don't even talk to players anymore unless it's to glad hand whales and give them free play or a executive comp. That video isn't even close to the most insane shit I've seen a player do.
>>532388261>site was filled with doersNo it wasn't retard.t. 2005-era fag
>>532394464I used to work for a top online casino company, who administered multiple competing online casinos. They're Betway now.
>>532395763Its crazy how much money and power there is in gambling and porn. .Its basically tard wrangling
>>532389811digits dont lie. Vegas fag here. Night evening floor shift. Sweep and general cleanup and other stuff like pick up abandoned glassware near machines. Few years back there was a slot machine that vibrated the seats when the machine voice would scream "buffalo" then a herd of screen animals would run toward the player, and vibrate the seat. So there was a recall of sorts, and they told me to shutdown the machine. Apareently the vibration setting was too high, and the chair would vibrate vigourusly. And sure enough all the women would want to play the machine because of the vibrations to the vaginal/anus area.Later after the machines were repaired the tech guy told me there was also some other malfunction and the machine would pay out more than usual as well as vibrate, but the thing that got me was that the vibration machines were not repaired for the vibrations, but rather for the over pay of the machine. Go figure.I'm, hoping to become a dealer, either craps or BJ. Craps has the best tippers, and sometimes you can get a whale to play on your table and spread the tips, after a good win.
>>532385740>and then out of nowhere>DOLLAR BLIZZARDfucking digital version of the money booth. except you didn't pay to get in it. fools and their money something something
>>532385962They won a culturally enriched society
>>532385740if you just pulled yourself up by your bootstraps with a firm hand(shake), this could be you sonny.
>>532395969That sounds like thr female version of the semen extractor screens from The Dark Crystal or like and /x/ theoryWhy were they training females to focus on thr symbol of a buffalo while aroused and estatic? ?
>>532385819because taxes. profit is not only for casino's owner>>5323878195% of players produces 85% of the profit
>>532390824kek when he realizes he's peacocking like the twink and stops
>>532387290>schoolBoomers and jews are literally gutting the West just to make their deaths more comfortable.
>>532397008loans arnt counted in a gdp, lmao, that poster doesnt know shit
>>532385740LOLLooks like it is from Requiem for a DreamThe ass to ass scene would hit different
>>532388122should go watch some bossmanjack. You'll not have a house anymore time your done tearing up everything. watching him loose 100,000 recently blow it in a few minutes. then tears up his walls and door and keyboards, headphones, everything.
>>532387170This guy has it pretty figured out
>>532387088I'd lick it up no problem
>>532389594Slot machines are designed to steal your money. You could win $1000 bucks but the machine would demand $1900-$2400 first. Oh you're lucky and you can make a profit well 10 cunts didn't.
>>532387170>i need a scooter... for reasons
