In other words, are beards a sign of high test masculinity?
>>532388671I gotta crazy beard and I jerk off to gay furry porn
No. 1 indicator of VRILPOWER is EYE CLARITY aka TWINKLY EYES ... if your eyes are dull like plastic—YOU ARE FUCKED
>>532388671No because Jeets can grow beards, it’s just a sign of beard growth genetics.
>>532388671retard, the only test of high masculinity is the digit ratio and testicle size. most dudes with micropenis have full beards as a disguise and cope
>>532388928I wouldn't fully endorce the conclusion, dark eyes can also show someone struggling with depth.In general though the more "light" in the eyes, the higher the thinking.
>>532388671A thick bear is a underdeveloped mandibula tell.
>>532389459Testicle size is mutable, just take reuterii
>>532388671No. A full head of top hair does though.
>>532389522nigga what? can i make my nuts bigger with this shit?
>>532388671It's mostly genetic, but higher T can increase your beard density toward your genetic upper limit.A microplastic-infused soilet will very often have a thicker beard than a pro Japanese bodybuilder.Your physique is a better visual indicator of T.
>>532389459>Measuring cocks to test masculanity levelsThat's some gay cope.
>>532388671No, just means you're too lazy to shave or you have a weak chin.
Its a way to cope , the only manly thing in their life being a beard
>>532389841physique means nothing. genetic peak FFMI sure, but almost no one reaches that point without getting on roids. not even strong bone structure indicates high test. only digit ratio and testicle size truly correlates.
>>532390223You misunderstand what I mean by physique. Physique encapsulates a lot more than muscle mass. Narrow shoulders, high belly fat, skinnyfat, wide hips, etc. are all markers of low T.Broad shoulders, lean, narrow hips, etc. are all markers of high T. I will note that shoulder width (and voice depth) is a better marker of T during a man's adolescence (i.e. a man with broad shoulders likely had higher than average T growing up).
If your beard is well kept and groomed its sign of a fag. If its unruly its sign of masculinity. Maybe its me, but every guy that looks like OP has always been a prick that will always fuck you over. Whats funny I also noticed when you first meet them they are cool, but will climb the social ladder by bullying others. Every single one has done this. It happened so many times that I get this disgust by looking at them, same with middle age women with beedy eyes. I think its personality trait, because guys like that will get their beards professionally groomed(so they care what others think of them) while I and others wing it with a brush(if that) and head out the door. I like look like the typical gen x blue collar dude with a goatee and thinning long hair, but I embrace it.
>>532390223>physique means nothingAlso this is cope. There's a reason why women are biologically attracted to men with more masculine dimorphic frames (again, it's not just muscle mass).
>>532388716We arent talking about your decoy mail order bride anon
>>532390583>>532390719I did not misunderstand anything. what the fuck do you think bone structure means. all the bone structures you retards mention often correlate to high test, but they arent downstream of test, or even upstream test. they are purely genetic. since they are attractive, they are sexually selected for. by who? high test men and woman. high test has almost no physical manifestations outside of your balls and personality.
>>532390584This anon gets it. I had a project manager at a job with this same beard, hairstyle, everything. He wanted to power-move "have a word with me" so he says >step into my office pleaseI said no and he looked absolutely dumbfounded>uh... may I ask why?I said if you have something to say then say it I'm busy. This faggot was fucking shook that he got cucked hard so he just says nevermind. He sends a salty email to my boss boss who actually respects that I'm not a homosexual lmao. Faggot dedicated his life to trying to bring me down and failed because IDGAF. One day he actually spoke to me I said I was raised protestant (regrettably) and he goes "oh yeah I was raised Jesuit" and I fucking LOLd in his face which did x10 emotional damage because he is used to normies not knowing shit about Jesuit but right then he knew I knew everything about him (that he was a gayboy)
>>532391692wait you think that nigga was finna fuck you?? jesus christ
This thread is gay as fuck
>>532391154Ah, a coping fatass.>all the bone structures you retards mention often correlate to high testI said your physique is a better visual indicator of T than beard density. I didn't say it was the only or the best indicator. Learn to read, fat.>they are purely genetic.Not true. You have a bad physique/bone structure from being a sedentary blob in your adolescence. Not my problem.>they are sexually selected for. by who? high test men and woman.What's your point? A woman's natural instinct is to select higher T men. And women use visual cues for that selection.>high test has almost no physical manifestations outside of your balls and personality.Cope, soilet. Do you sincerely believe that if you were to take a random sample of 100 jacked (non-enhanced) men, that they would have the same average T levels as the average male population?You don't believe this, because even you are not this stupid.
>>532388671its a fagg tellcut jawlines are for real men
>>532388671I wish I could grow a bear like that. I have just enough to simulate a chin. No more.
>>532388671Beard is a term for faggotry
>>532388671Beards are a sign of jews and arabs.
>>532389508You can’t prove that.
>>532388671beards are a symbol of how white you are NOT, because you still need body hair to stay warm which white people moved past thousands of years ago when we started wearing clothes made from dead jews or whateverif you're 97% white or better, you can't grow a giant beard and you shouldn't be very hairy. japanese are 97% white which is whiter than the average "white" westerner these days and they don't grow beards eitherbeards = brown genetics
>>532388671No.
>>532389459What if I have cute balls but when I pump them they are the size of a softball?What then?
>>532388671Welcome to Minneapolis.
>>532388671Beards are a sign of a weak chin
>>532392009bro i literally have a fat cock and balls, great frame and blessed with strength and natural muscle mass. I went to an endo once and my androgens and GH were so high they thought i had a tumor. youre missing the whole fucking point since you have no understanding of medicine. test is not the end all be all, thats youre faggot cock worshiping mind at play. yes 100 jack fags would be higher, but simply out of a selection bias in that high test correlates to higher motivation.. they arent jacked because of higher test, they are jacked because they have the motivation to BECOME jacked. take a deep breath and meditate on what the meaning of up and downstream effects. google the hypothalamic pituitary gonadal axis. stop worshiping what you think is hot in dudes. rest and try again. after one week come back to my posts.
>>532388671Beards are indicative of a feminine obsession with image. Same motivation as taking selfies. All beardos deserve death.
>>532388671The Chaddiest Chads I know are all clean shaven. It's probably a form of subconscious countersignalling. Beards stopped being associated with high test masculinity when every low T skinny fat reddits0i started growing a scraggly beard to try to hide their weak jawline and look more masculine.
>>532388671thick bears are a key indicator of a milkable male
>>532389508Your mom is a thick bear.
>>532393035>test is not the end all be allNobody said it was... The very topic of this thread is about whether beard thickness is a sign of high T... Are you ok?>high test correlates to higher motivation.. they arent jacked because of higher test, they are jacked because they have the motivation to BECOME jacked.So according to your logic, an average jacked guy has higher than average T, but physique is also not a visual indicator of T.Kek, you are way, way beyond your depth here; you can't even validate a single degree of logical deduction and are completely unaware of why your logic makes no sense.>stop worshiping what you think is hot in dudesWho said this? I am stating a simple fact: a man's physique is a better visual indicator of his T levels than his beard density. That's it. Any intention you ascribe to me is entirely a creation of your imagination.
>>532388671I grow a mustache because beard annoys the hell out of me when I sleep (I'm a side/stomach sleeper). I keep a mustache like pic rel though.
>>532388671>muh beard>>532389459>muh ballsPost jawline, cuck.
>>532394693brother you are humiliating yourself and just projected so much meaningless vomit at my face. you were wrong and it all comes back to worshiping manliness which is faggotry, but not your fault, since most who dont have it mystify it homoeroticly. idk why im typing to you since you dont have the intellectual depth and i cannot reach you. im sorry.
>>532389841True. I used to work for a lab and can tell you that we had twinks and femboys come in with higher T levels than meatheads. I also noticed a correlation between low body fat and high T, but might've been a coincidence.
>>532388671>caring about what you or other men look like low t behavior
>>532388671I',m a communist and I have a big red beard
>>532395368the body is merely a vehicle for the will. all you should ever see is potential conquest.
>>532388671Beards serve 2 purposes: 1. Hide the weak chin2. A cum catch for all the cocks the faggots suck. Now you know why firemen all have mustaches. It doubles as a French tickler while they service each other.
>>532395262>projected so much meaningless vomit at my faceIn other words, you know my logic is correct and you have to pretend not to understand. I see you, fat.>it all comes back to worshiping manlinessAgain, any intention you ascribe to me is a creation of your own imagination. Stating that physique/bone structure is a better visual indicator of T than beard density is not "worshiping manliness". Only a deranged person would extrapolate such a bizarre sentiment from a basic factual statement.
>>532395513Just admit you cant grow one
>>532390223>physique>immediately thinks of gymshit onlylmao you can't train face
>>532388671>are beards a sign of high test masculinity?Yes.
>>532395079>(I'm a side/stomach sleeper)You need to sleep in a hammock, so you'll be forced to remain on your back.
>>532396952Also hole sleeping. I have a sleep hole I dug in our back yard I go to at night when it’s not raining. Super comfy and doesn’t allow you to turn on your side. Take the sleep hole pill, anons
Beard thickness is a measure of semitism.
>>532388671Buggerbeards...
>>532388671In 2026, beards are overwhelmingly shitskin coded. They're also completely unnecessary for masculinity reasons if you're physically and facially robust enough without them. Rome's peak was also clean shaven (From around Scipio Africanus and the Punic Wars all the way up to Hadrian and the Bar Kochba.) Also if you're a modern med you already look like a half a shitskin after a fresh shave, so for the love of fuck don't grow a fucking beard or anything for that matter.
>>532398954thats a good point about hadrian, great emperor, but an eternal faggot with a bushy beard. his sissy bf killed himself and he lost his shit
>>532399150Apparently Hadrian grew it to cover up facial scars, possibly acne or some other defect, which is understandable. That said, I hate that he killed the trend and started the beard craze. I think of Romans and I immediately think of some strong sinewy jawed five o'clock shadow uber disciplined mf in a snazzy plumed helmet. They also shaved purposely to distinguish themselves from the barbarians and eastern shitskins, who they fucking despised.
>>532388671>Conservative >High test Most of them are love handles low IQ bitch tits in America
My beard only ever looks like this no matter how long I wait. It never gets thick like the op pic.
>>532388671You fucking losers need real friends instead of pretending you belong to some political class when you don’t even go outside
>>532389459>testicle sizeI had a nurse actually tell me I have big testicles but a small penis
>>532399558What's funny is a lot of dark haired whites grow ginger or red tinted beards, without even trying. I know a few horrified lads here who got stopped by muslims for a handshake because they thought they were celebrating eid or were converts kek
>>532399636penis size is essentially determined by DHT exposure during prenatal development, so its totally possible to have big balls and a baby dick.
hide weak jaw
>>532399964so am i low test or high test?
>>532388671No but being clean shaven is
>>532389459>testicle sizeIt really is this. ^Balls make testosterone and big balls make big amounts of testosterone.
It is surprising and concerning how many younger "males" cannot grow a thick beard though, but just a jew face low test s o y beard.
>>532388671Beards are for browns and dudes with 0 or 11 chins.
>>532404745>Beards are for browns and dudes with 0 or 11 chins.The manlet squeaked.
>>5323886719.9/10 guys with a manicured beard like this sticks things up his ass.
>>532388671It's just fashion, bro. I have a beard because my dad's had a beard my whole life, and it just looks normal to me - when I could finally grow one I never looked back. It means nothing at all, it's just facial hair - wear what looks good to you.
