https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414
>>532449767Hilarious, fuckin hilarious
>>532449767TUESDAY WILL BE TOWER DAY AND PENTAGON DAY, ALL WRAPPED INTO ONEPRAISE BE YAHWEH
Right before Easter? But why?
>>532449767>praise be to allah>on easterok he may actually be the antichrist
>>532449767Praising Allah on Easter
>"OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT ALREADY YOU FUCKING CRAZY BASTARDS!!!">Trump tweeted calmly
trump is converting to shia islam bros!!
>>532449941Ah fuck its sunday already.
>>532449767I suppose they going to delete it and claim it was fake news or something!
>>532449981My neighbours did the same tbfHe's just showing solidarity with Christians living in Muslim majority countries
>>532449767>look at me, I'm the Islamic terrorist nowbut seriously Republicans should really remove him now. It would boost their poll numbers.
>second straight president in serious mental declineMaybe we should stop electing 80-year-olds to the highest office in the land.
I have to hand it to him. I thought he was all out of bangers and here he is cranking out an all-timer
>>532449767God's grace has left him. He is no longer protected. Dark days ahead. >Trump mocked Christ on Easter
>>532449767attention to all passengers tha captian has left the ship. I repeat the captain has left the ship.
>>532449767isn't deliberately targeting civilians and civilian infrastructure to enact political change the very definition of terrorism?
>>532449767>The fuckin'Getting anglo / Irish vibes from this
>>532449767We are all gonna die
>>532450528Either Pete Kegstand or Kid Rock typed this tweet for him
>>532449767Bro I saw this and thought,Come on that’s so fake. Reads like a schitzo 4channie. But nope, it’s real. He definitely had a stroke
>>532450680Youd best be killing yoursrlf then if someone else doesnt do it for youDont be a lying nigger
>>532450249Nah, it's more fun this way
>>532450263
>>532450252>I thought he was all out of bangers and here he is cranking out an all-timerI used to like going downtown to see the homeless guy who would crow like a rooster for no reason at all.25th amendment when?
>>532449767What a legend.Seething sandnigger apologists abound.
>>532449767Holy shit that's real?
>>532449767How is this not terrorism.
>>532451346He's actually getting mentally cucked by Iranian Lego music videos.
Holy shit this is the president of the USAfucking embarrasing
>>532449767they will delete this then fire the intern who wrote it, watch
>>532451346
>>532449767>Open the fucking straitwait a sec, I thought the strait already was open should iran not attack ships
>>532449767He fucking lost it
>>532451522Schrödinger's strait: Iran has simultaneously been defeated by superior American military AND needs to be stopped by America's European allies
>>532449941He doesn't want to mention Christ on Easter
guys, is he dead and this is one of his shitheel aids posted this?
>>532449767MAGA -> Make Allah Great Again
>Trump becomes new ayatollah
>>532449767>praise be to allahlmaoamerica's cooked
>>532449767>>532451615>Trump contradicts himself constantly>Iran supporters thinks they're accomplishing something by calling him out on ithow are you guys falling into the same trap as US liberals since 2015?
>>532449767>it's realwtf is going on? has he gone crazy?
>>532449767THE TRUMP JIHAD BEGINSALLAHU ACKBAR, INSHALLAH MAGAhttps://x.com/Hyperjumper7/status/2040779208629379263
apologize
>all these retards itt who think Allah is a different god from yahweh
>Zionist is a schizoevery time
>>532451823>how are you guys falling into the same trap as US liberals since 2015?You're assuming the whole world is as stupid as the average American.
>turn america into a pariah state>create internal turmoil>violate the constitution multiple times>expose america as a paper tiger that cant beat a so called "failed islamic state" with over a trillion dollar budget>uses up all the interceptor missles that were allocated for potential war with china>asking support from ukraine which is already on its last legs defending from russia.How can miggers not see he's an obvious BRICS plant?
>>532449767>Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards>Praise be to Allahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KQYP6XR28
>>532450503Not if its what jews want.
>>532451849always gas been
>>532449941He posted this on easter actually. He posted another weird one specifically saying "Hell will reign" yesterday, before easter, but made sure to mention easter in the post.The man is either insane or literally demonic.
>>532452093>asking support from ukraine which is already on its last legs defending from russia.ackhually Ukraine is performing better against Russia than it did last year, it's Russia that's on its last legs now
>>532451849I think it’s pretty obvious what he wants. He’s just always crass about it. He’s about to destroy their infrastructure if they don’t open the strait.
>>532451956kek >>532450591
>>532449767>Announces war crimes on Easter and praises Allah Unironically, what did he mean by this?
>>532449767Lmao literal crazy old man with dementia
>>532451823>liberalsAnon, conservakikes always try to call out liberal hypocrisy as a W, but nobody ever cares.
Why was Trump given presidency, a fucking old man?
>>532452774Vox populi, vox dei
>>532451956It is a different god. Do you think hindu gods are the same god?
>>532452893Hinpoo goods aren't Abrahamic, jackass.
>>532450249It's their turn though
>>532452893It's the same God, their stories are the same up to Abraham. Jews and Christians trace their line of descent from Isaac and Muslims from Ishmail, both were sons of Abraham.
>>532449767No more wars!!You goys voted for this :^)
Behold, the ultimate shitpost.
Trumps a Muslim now?
>>532453102>>532453205The Christian God is The Father, Son and Holy Spirit. "Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit" Matthew 28:19Not the same dude as other religions. They'd spit at you if you claimed their god was this entity of 3 persons.
Looks like big boy had an insane dream last night
>>532449767Make your peace with god, this is going to get ugly.
>>532449767>the unstoppable force of US military met with the retardo immovable object of the Iranian mullahs This broke his brain, he simply doesn't understand the concept of "death before dishonour".
>>532452443>Unironically, what did he mean by this?
>>532452774Because of racism and sexism... Kamala would of never invaded Iran the way Trump did Or destroyed half the white house to launder money....Not to mention all the other ways his family does...
>>532449767imagine being americanhumiliation ritual KEK
>>532454268I have no reason to believe that. You don't know what would've happened because her corruption was never fully displayed.
>We will not become the third world!!!!>sleeps>PRAISE ALLAHNow thats what i call regime change.
>>532454348Yeah, imagine being away from all the wars and conflict in the world. How humiliating for us to get all of our so called "allies" and adversaries involved in some bullshit conflict on their turf while we just sit over here in America where nothing ever happens except an upcoming invasion of Canada and South America to unify them into One America. Muh gas prices and short-term humiliation doyyyyyyyyyy
>>532449767>threatening war crimes>swearing>praising AllahGOT WHAT I VOTED FOR libtards malding
>>532453874>he simply doesn't understand the concept of "death before dishonour".he's a narcissist who has been given everything on a plate.and he's going crazy now. what could go wrong?
>>532452397The Jewish compulsion to mock people in all aspects of life for not being Jewish is really costing them these days... before you would just get called a schizo for claiming there's a hidden insulting message but now I think EVERYONE can notice these kikes hate us and our history with all these crazy statements.
>>532450075When you're on a weak horse and see a strong horse, you get on the strong horse.
>>532455186Jews don't fear Islam, they fear Christ.
>>532450183>showing solidarity with Christians living in Muslim majority countriesYou think he knows there are Christians in moslem countries?
>>532452408Is there not the least bit of concern in the US about becoming a terrorist pariah state?
>>532455250kek you funny
>>532449767It will be TACO Tuesday.
>>532455433Israel bans the use of + and t (without a hook) anywhere in their nation.These are real Jewish laws that carry real punishments for anyone in Israel breaking them.Know why?They fear Christ's memory THAT MUCH!
>>532454759>away fromYour taxes give jews free healthcare, and spic torturers new full auto firearms
>>532450183So, Christians in Arabic countries also call God, "Allah?"Curious.
>>532450249Boomers are the most powerful voting block
>>532455272Lol, about to be?
>>532455916>muh leftists long memeAlways came of as a bit odd to me since rightoids are the ones known for spamming infographs
I didn’t have to pay €2 per liter for gas and who knows what other consequences will come from the energy crisis, I’d be laughing heartily.
>>532449767just your daily american humiliation ritual
>>532455258Surely>>532455250Uh Muslims love Christ as well? Plus they literally plant the one tree from the hadiths that's supposed to help them in the end times. I think they distrust both Christians and Muslims, but currently Muslims are easily the bigger threat.>>532455916Ya, I mean what else can they call him?
>>532449767Trump has resorted to praying to muslim god to win the war.Its clearly over for him.
>>532449767Also this clearly looks like a calm and not at all desperate man who has lost control
>>532449767Trump has completely lost his marbles.
>>532450212Correction:>poll number
>>532455916Allah literally translates to "God" in Arabic. Not to be confused with muslims, who do believe in a different God than christians.
>>532449767Sure am getting sick of this blowhard
>>532449767This doesn't read like a Typical Trump tweet. More like a bad impression.
>>532449941Trump fucked kids. The demons control him.
>>532449964Doesn't matter how many TV grifters to "pray" over him. He is not and has never been a Christian. He ducked out on swearing over the Bible at his inauguration on purpose.
TAKBIR my fellow americans
>>532451644Just like AI Bibi we are going to have ghost tweets.
>>532449767prison
>>532449767>invoke Christianity to justify humiliation ritual jew worship>invoke Allah to justify feats of war and strengthwhat did he mean by this?
>>532451956Muhammad is not the messenger of God so whoever they are praying to isn't the God of Heaven.
>>532449767Inshallah, these massive milkies will bring pees of the Middle East and make that straight as gay as the day is long. Praise Allah, with your attention Donald J. Trump.
>>532451671Lisan al-Gaib!
Bro get this demented pedophile the fuck out of office.
>>532453555It's the same god. Islam was influenced by christian sects like Arianism that did not consider Jesus to be a god but god's creation (although the greatest of the created). So they believe in the same god but their beliefs may not be right, depending who you ask.
>>532450249This is antisemitic. If don't elect boomers, who will protect israel??
>>532449767>Behind every powerful Jew-vampire is a demon they made a pact withStop trusting jews
>>532449767We need to start bombing France
>>532449767I broke a bunch of evangelical zoom zooms minds at work when I explained what Allah meant and their relation to Abrahamic religions.>GOT THE JOY JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART>WHERE>DOWN IN MY HEART>WHERE>DOWN IN MY HEART
>>532458124act like im a zoomie explain it to me
>>532450680This but unironically.Its happening
>>532449767>puts US downfall on max acceleration>escalates further>frontal lobe go bye bye>dieshe really is the funniest shitpost that ever happend
>>532455186>you get on the strong horseHe's on some pretty strong "horse"....I'd say!
>>532449767Trump is losing his shit he knows he's actually said that he doesn't think he's getting into Heaven the jig is up.
>>532458213There was this man named Joe.He was walking home fucking blasted from the bar after he tried to get his rizz on with the horse girl.Out of the corner of the eye he spotted some bling bling.Mother fucking gooooooooooooooold.Plates with a bunch of words and shit but niggas don read.So this man named Joe had a great idea.
>Trump on Easter Sunday:>Sabah al-khayr, Inshallah peace be upon the Allah and his one true Prophet Mohammad~!!Not even Biden did this.
>>532451199that ws actually a gay fed agent, they are all the same and act the same as homeless people in america
>>532449964ive been saying this since 2017
>>532449767Praise be to Allah - the next memeIm just going to say it after every sentence now.
>>532451389Bridges and power plants are dual use and thus legal targets.Closing the strait is actual terrorism.
>>532449767Lmao after all these years i’m actually coming around to Trump
>>532449767What happened? I thought he already won? You dont need threats if you won
>>532449767you guys are asking the wrong questions. the real question that should be asked within this thread is whether power plant & bridge day (PPBD) will become an observable national holiday in iran...
Does he plan to fire the rest of the Cruise Missiles they have? After that the USA has to buy shaheds in China.
This is gonna end with a Nuke.....ain't it?
>>532458124On sunday?
>>532460122Yes, i am unironically going to go make peace with all my enemies
>>532450503>>532451389It's not if it's a war, imagine fighting a war and not trying to take out enemy supply lines it would be an idiotic strategic mistake.>>532450249>>532451199Na trump is fine, I watch his pressers all week, same ole trump. Cracking jokes and insulting the media. Always entertaining. >>532450263Trump hasn't changed at all, why does this even surprise you? It's amazing how good he is a provoking his enemies.
>>532459853Trump did win. Just imagine what unrestrained Trump will be like. I can't wait for the end of this show. Once Trump has nothing to lose politically, he is going to go balls to the walls MAGA. It is going to be legendary.
>>532460187When did I say Sunday or even a specific timeframe when said events occured?Do you know what happens when you assume?You should learn to stop doing that.
>>532450249>the highest office in the landFederal courts?
>>532457626It’s not the same god. For instance Allah needs a gf to procreate.
>>532460122Considering the amount of generals telling him to fuck off right now I highly doubt it.
>>532453555The Trinity is absolute horseshit that was made up long after Christ due to eastern influences.
>>532449929>We waz Pharaohs n shiet
>>532461646You mean the generals getting fire en masse with no explanation given besides "Trump said so?"
>>532462136If you think they're getting fired randomly and not because they're telling Trump to fuck off then I don't know what to tell you.
>>532449767I destroy Cannanite abrahamist bastards and shit on them
>>532460614>I watch his pressers all week, same ole trump.He sounded worn down and defeated on his Wednesday flop.
>>532456734>the guy that cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn star (had to pay for it) isn't actually Christian Shocking.
>>532462443She testified in court that they've never had sex.
>>532449767You know what's fucking nutballs? This real authentic post is more unhinged and unbelievable than the slew of fake Trump posts that have been getting posted for weeks.At this point it's impossible to come up with a tweet that's more unbelievable than what he's already said.
>>532462525What the fuck is this timeline anymore
>>532449767> "We are winning. And I tell you what. It's a Big win. Likely the biggest in history of wins ever. Iran no more. God bless Israel and murrica"> [5 seconds later]> "I praise allah, threatening to commit war crimes and swear like a 14yo yobs on my own official comms channel"
>>532449767>Returns from the dead>Immediately resumes bombing campaignBased.Third Term's a comin'.
>>532449964can't be, his mother is Mary, his grandmother Christ (dying fruitfully on 6/6/1966) and his uncle is John
>>532462661>what is this timeline?What a reddit thing to say. Why not say it's underrated also? Oh heckin sweet summer child, have an up vote.
>>532449964The antichrist is Marx and communism is the mark of the beast.
>>532462954>What a reddit thing to say.Wouldn't know, i don't use it. Is that the place gay retard homos like you gather at?
>>532449918but not in a good way>>532450503if you do it from an airplane it can't be terrorism. them's the rules, apparently
>NEXT TUESDAY I WILL FUCKING DEMOLISH YOU ALL>IF THE STRAIT'S NOT OPEN BY THURSDAY, YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR REAL>SATURDAY, YOUR LAST CHANCE>EXPECT BIG ACTION ON SUNDAY
