JRM's Official Parliamentary Easter Message:https://vocaroo.com/16MqZeBrTryO+ EASTER + POWER + GAP +Fake News that nobody cares about:Sir Keir Starmer condemns Wireless Festival after based Ye said heckin' slurs about le wholesome judeo chunguses>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15706921/Sir-Keir-Starmer-condemns-Wireless-Festival-Kanye.html
Sir Wibba Starmer condemns Wireless Festival in London for booking Kanye West to perform
Watched Jacob eating Easter chocolates earlier.He's a good lad, with a peculiar Victorian charm to him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfpPbJoDOw
>>532459418wouldn't be so bad but ye already apologized about it and it was a whole big thingthey're just proving how utterly incapable of following anything they are
made bred innitnow makin a chicken rotisserie on the BBQ with roast taties cooked in goose fat happy ishtar
seems the original headline of the dailymail link wouldnt upload as new bake
40 year old tubby manchildren in synthetic fleece sweatpants are irresistable to 21 year old single mums
>>532459840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asRQB_iBysk
>>532459840Another downside of hyper gammy is the inevitable state married single mothers whom predators can pray on
>>532459794gis a bit
https://xcancel.com/McFaul/status/2040450317033291894#m>Even if you did not support Trumps decision to launch of war of choice against Iran (like me), restricting the use of US airbases in NATO countries imprudently damages NATO unity. Yes, Trumps threats to invade/annex NATO countries does too. But 2 wrongs don’t make a right.Genuinely not sure if a shitpost or not
>>532459840birds love the disabled fantasist type
>>532460036Easy access to emotionally vunerable kids. Only paedos fantasise about bagging single mums.
>>532460216nowt gets em frothin like an invertebrate jobless spazcel with a cartoon frog collection
>>532460244I agree, This culture is producing the conditions for these predators. With intent
Make yookay great again
>>532460348OP btfo
I want Mogg as PM. I know he isn't mega based but he is an actual gentlemen.
>>532460172Why dont yanks realise nato is a defensive alliance?
>>532460393
mogged
>>532460442Why would you want a Boriswave Tory as PM? Or does that only start to matter if they defect to Deform?
How am I supposed to find this thread in the catalog and share my hot takes? Use the proper name.
>>532460559who notices this shit
>>532460541I don't blame someone who was in cabinet for ~3 years for all the ills of the nation.
>>532460442because of an easter youtube video? you're a bit easily convinced
>>532460445Yeah, to defend and serve Israel
dont careim voting reform youre going back
reese mog once deliverately splashed me as he drove by in his rolls royce as he shouted "you bloody pleb" out the window as his brood of kids laughed in the back windowand that's why I'm voting green
>>532460491if we hadnt banned guns the wigger starmer seether would have gone out and shot up an aldis or something after this one kek
>>532460661Alri Farage la
>>532460968based and faragewavepilled
>>532459305JR-Misn't his son married to Candace Owens?
Wigger starmer ain't funny.
hope josh is having a clarse easter
A modern Simon Wiesenthal but hunting down seppos and yids to the Hague for war crimes, the Trump and Netanyahu families all locked away for life and their assets reappropriated to Iran.
>>532460886I've been following Mogg for years.
>>532460037aye no worries get some of that down ya
>>532459497I used to like Creme Eggs. They shat them up a decade ago.
>>532461560what is this a strip club for big lads?
>>532460661But I bet you spend all day seething about Keir Starmer not being able to fix 14 years of Tory shite in less than two years, just like the rest of you limp-twisted Tory Boys.
Femenised manboy gamer parasite cope thread.
>>532461655you know it. 4 day weekend
wigger starmer is inducing neurological decline in him kek
WS seether kek
>>532461775Why seethe about something that he will never do? He is a Soviet agent sabotaging our country in preparation for WW3.
Might contract AIDS and then donate blood to the IDF
>>532460886I knew when I started following Mogg on YT for his reasonable takes on modern british politics that things were well and truly fucked
Imagine the thread as a pavement and you read it as you would walk down the street.The WS poster likes to think of his gimmick as if it's a paving slab on the street, maybe a one that wobbles a bit when you step on it but part of the pavement all the same, if it was missing there'd just be a big hole in the street to trip over.But that isn't the case, if the thread is a pavement the WS posts are steaming dog turds dropped messily every 5 foot or so.Asking to replace these turds with other turds is moronic, the pavement and the walk would be infinitely improved if there were 0 turds on the street.
>>532462296you sound mad
>>532462296you are eternally constipated: nothing comes out of your arsehole for us to laugh at whether we understand it or not. you've given us nothing. seethe on forever and ever proud wigger starmer concubine.
this is gonna sound gay as fuck but doesn't gary from gary's economics have beautiful eyes?
>>532462670but look, the inequality, yeah
WS is a hot stinking thread turd and it alihas been.
>>532462670his muggy face winds me up
>>532462844>alihas>femenine>i understand the it
Perfect Easter meal? Jollof, of course
>>532460442>he is an actual gentlemen.That’s the main problem with bongs. You see, for centuries your society focused its attention on a single virtue - politeness, ie being a gentleman, while treating impoliteness as the chief vice. As a result, everything else was gradually dulled, and the full range of human virtues faded from disuse. That’s why a someone can be a maniac, a serial killer, a fucking moral monster, yet still pass as acceptable, as long as they remain polite, a gentleman.
>WSvain attempt to make wigger starmer take up less space in vapid mindkeep writhing
>>532462869I know, he's a potato, but corrr they're like diamonds todayI love how the main thing people have been most worried about is inflation making things more expensive and it's basically just got worse and now he's here again like "shit's fucked, still"yeah
>what about this typo in your shitpost!!! That makes WS funny right???
>that face when somebody posts WS in brit/pol/ and I have a months-long tantrum about it
>>532461519Mogg was a disaster as a minister. Completely impotent. He also continues to defend his old school chum Johnson. I swear you’ll be happy so long as a gentrified posho with a plummy accent is lording it over you. Hence the support for Tory Boy Lowe.
>jacob please-zogg
>another hot thread deuce to step overThis guy just keeps coiling them out
>>532463884there must be a wigger starmer emergency response table at ofcom/gchq/tavistock by nowimagine being this obsessed
Lots of sun next week down south lads. Remember to go outside and touch grass
>>532461560Isn't that drip pan blocking the heat?
>>532463149Your perception of a gentlemen being mere politeness is the problem with American.Aristocracy means "rule by the best". Who doesn't want to be ruled by the best?I will take an English gentlemen over a vulgarian slob like Trump anyday of the week and twice on Sundays.
>>532464097>I will take an English gentlemen over a vulgarian slob like Trumpthey both seem to be getting very similar results in our countries
>>532463548As Leader of the House of Commons he did good.You overestimate the power of individual ministers. They are 1 vote out of 650. All of them are impotent in the manner you describe except the PM.
>>532464146Should probably add 'Thatcherite'
>>532464195We don't have an English gentlemen in charge. And even a scum socialist like Starmer didn't lead us into a quagmire over an international trade chokepoint.
>>532464146Likewise
>>532460172>war of choice What happened to "illegal, unprovoked, full-scale and barbaric"?
>>532464248Good call.
itching to vote Lowe
Green is the only valid option, unless you support Israel of course. Legal Weed and taxing the rich is enough for me
If British neocons and jews had any actual principles they'd self immolate in front of No 10 like Aaron Bushnell to get Starmer to join the war.
>>532464248Done
>>532464390>taxing the rich>the rich are cunts on 20k a year with forty year mortgagesGood luck you commie filth
>>532464452They immolated their ambulances, isn't that enough?
>>532464390You have to be 18 to post here
>sad cunts sharing their filter lists because wigger starmer dominated them so badlybrit/pol/ - ofcom cat lady bsky tier pity party
>>532464390They want us to dismantle our nuclear weapons. Are you ready to learn Russian?
If you spend more than 15 mins a day on brit /pol and make more than 10 posts, you have simply failed at life.
>>532464338Russia bad, America good.Funny that with the treatment that Belarus received simply for providing access we'd be diplomatically isolating not just America and Israel but also every Arab state that allowed basing and airspace access
>>532459305
>>532464600*sweats nervously*
>>532459840He has his joggers on inside out kek
>>532464600should i use other social media where you can identify me and put me in the gulags?Check yourself fool
>>532464667>cream egg in egg cup>spoons(??)>couple eggs in the middle of a dinner platesilver spoon life must be so exhausting
>>532464097>I will take an English gentlemen over a vulgarian slob like Trump anydayKek, it’s exactly what I described. A moral freak like Rory Stewart is way more appealing than “vulgar” Trump simply because he’s more polite. Enjoy your betters champ.
https://xcancel.com/TreyYingst/status/2040784586796347534#m>NEW: The United States sent guns to the Iranian protesters through the Kurds, President Trump told Fox News. >"We sent guns to the protesters, a lot of them," President Trump told me. "And I think the Kurds took the guns."Oh so in fact they all deserved to die
>>532464967He's a life actor, and he gets paid bloody well to do it.
>>532464287if mogg was in charge, do you really think it would be any different
>>532464967blackface is rude, povvoface is acceptable
>>532464667daughter has psycho eyes
>>532465032Its french english, The other brits do not bow to the same shit. Normans would impose this mentality onto them
>>532465036They've given a lot of weapons to the Iranians over the years.
>>532464146>Only 9 filtered phrasesI've got 82 kek
>>532465032To call Rory a gentlemen is like calling a pussy cat a lion.
>>532464578what would be the point in nuking us if we don't have nuclear weapons though
>>532465036so he basically just leaked a CIA op, and in doing so also destroyed the "30k pRoTesTerS" argument the jews have been using? kek their golem is too retarded
>>532465109What ifs are pointless.
>>532465508he's a faggot junkie traitor that should be publicly executed
>>532465566what if are how we learnwhat a worthless cretin you are
Not a fan of the zog war but Trump's 'praise be to allah' thing was funny ngl
>>532465497porcine little chubbo
>>532465582with his whore wife*
>>532465617why and how is how we learnwhat if is how we tell storiesgreat for fictionuseless for politics
>>532465893>do something>"what if i did it better"it's called iteration, something a stuck up poofter like you has never, ever, ever done in his whole life. real graft.
>>532465109>I’m happy to be replaced legally or illegally so long as the Prime Minister wears a tailored suit and went to Eton. This is the average Tory Boy in the big 2026.
>>532465508You don’t get it you stupid fag. Freaks like him exist precisely because your society cares about one thing and one thing only - politeness. Nothing is beyond comprehension as long as it’s kept polite.
>>532466204Another Old Etonian. A posh accent and the right school will take you to the very top in the this country, no matter how incompetent you are.
>>532465893You've triggered him now, he's going to battle with you for an internet point relentlessly until he gets a semantic win or you get bored
>>532466031"What ifs” are always the beginning of a false story. Hypothetical fantasies with no basis in the realityIteration, repeating a process, modifiying and improving it does not require what if. More like what about?
why are you so upset that 4chan is the one place where intelligent white men can come to discuss amongst themselves how wrong and stupid and retarded the world you've created is? you have reddit, you have x, you have bsky, you have youtube, you have facebook but it's still not enough. you just cannot stop whinging and seething and impotently stomping your feet at the heckin white man shitting on you for being a worthless, stupid, fat, ugly, gormless, pathetic pustule parasite.why are you like this? envy? masochism?do you subconsciously understand that you are mentally wrong, the society you are in is mentally wrong and you are seeking out the men who are going to fix you?
why don't we see the cadburys caramel eggs anymore all we see is creme egg propaganda, the caramel are far superior
>>532466375Yes I've just realised that. Do I go for the pyrrhic victory?
>>532466643truly the most worthless text i have ever read. and i read a lot of shit from contemporary universities.
>>532466204Freaks have always existed in every society regardless of politeness levels.At least he doesn't boast about wanting to fuck his daughter like Trump does. Maybe Trump could learn decency and manners and not look like a creepy weird incest nonce.
>>532466704He's an HCP I would just ignore and move on, unless you're particularly bored.
>>532466675>>532466675Stop buying cadburys
>>532466801>and i read a lot of shit from contemporary universities.that explains your lack of comprehension
>>532467065>modifiying and improving it does not require what if. More like what about?what if and what about mean the same thing, you are just trying to appear intelligent. you are not the authentic article. you get laughed out of the room a lot eh cunt
>>532467059why? they make freddos though
>>532467210They’ve been reducing sizes whilst raising prices and removing so much cocoa that it can’t legally be called chocolate anymore. Doesn’t even taste good anymore anyway. Fuck em
>>532467176what if you're a cunt?what about you is cuntish?
I like how a Royal Navy vessel has just been attacked and no one even cares
>>532466343Yep. Your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness. Politeness is a wonderful virtue, but because you mainly focused on it for centuries, all other virtues dulled down. Now you have absolute moral freaks in charge, whose only prerogative toward the masses is to keep things polite.
>>532467520you just tried to say some pseudo-intellectual bullshit, cunt. attempting to jangle the magical semantic keys in front of somebody in the hopes they will just stop thinking is psychopath behaviour. that makes you a cunt. wigger cunt. if i were in front of you now, i would spit in your ugly face.
>>532459497Hes an inbred, mystery meat turd who wouldn't piss on you if you we're on fire.
>>532467585Normans mind raped the English. They will follow this homosexual junkie traitor to the death simply because he hails from the norman "upper classes"
>>532467065Kek done him
>>532467684I don't want you to stop thinking. I want you to think correctly.
>>532466857>decency>manners>politeness>behavior Kek, it’s so funny to me how you simply can’t see it. You’re precisely what I’m describing. You would rather have a Hannibal Lecter in charge simply because he’s POLITE rather than a Trump because of muh manners. Fucking freaks man.
>>532467890I am going to correct you
>>532467553What happened?
>>532467816How much do our normans resemble the original ones? Ours are horribly inbred now.They shrugged their shoulders when the issue of paki cousin marriage and inbreeding came up because it's normal to them, too.
>>532467935Unironically yes, if youre going to be a dickhead at least have some class.
>>532468000Hit by Houthis or whoever, jews already chimping about Article 5. Nobody gives a fuck.
>>532467553Probably no sailors on it anyway.
>>532468089Todays normans are actually much better off genetically. The norman military was held together by mercenaries but the normans themselves were small in stature, hunched. Only spoke French and very weak looking. But they had the cash to bring in merc from the continent
>>532468000Israeli false flag attack damaged a ship but didn’t sink/mission kill it
>>532468233Literally never happened
Don't forget to max out your ISA before midnight
>>532468315>small in stature>hunched>rich>brought mercenaries from overseas to murder the natives
>>532468439Already did it mate£4000 into a tembo LISALooking forward to my free £1000.Going to buy a house next year
>>532468315The normans were viking descendants, no?
>>532468233>>532468364Does sound yawn worthy, wake me up when something sinks
>>532468641Thats how it started, yes. 1066 the "elite" class were no longer of Scandinavian stock
>>532468215See? That’s my whole point, bongs don’t care about anything but politeness. As long as freaks like Rory Stewart keep it polite they can do any crimes against humanity.
>>532468688HCP missiles just sunk the HMS Wigger Starmer
Apparently Europeans don't eat much lamb
ok so do we think WS has fizzled out now my fellow wigger cat ladies?
>>532464079nah its all good, i keep the lid closed and there are two burners to the side. I keep the BBQ at 180C i had to swap it for a glass one though
>>532468744In the context of being a dickhead? Yes actually. You would find a lot more things to be a lot more agreeable when the person saying it doesnt make what theyre saying look retarded by sounding retarded when they say it. Elocution should not be a foreign concept to anyone but niggers anon. How you say something matters as much as what you say. If I ask nicely youre more inclined to do it than if I start spitting ebonics at you while asking the same thing. Have some class, dont be a nigger.
>>532469729elocution will save me from the hordes of feral niggers i am importing because im a mentally retarded wigger cuckold
GIGAHAPPENING: HEZBOLLAH HIT BRITISH WARSHIPGIGAHAPPENING: HEZBOLLAH HIT BRITISH WARSHIPGIGAHAPPENING: HEZBOLLAH HIT BRITISH WARSHIPhttps://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2040851300330463509
>>532470053>dying for Israel whilst England burnsCool look bro's
>>532469729>In the context of being a dickhead? Importing infinity muzzies, promoting faggotry, trooning out kids and other crimes against humanity in your view are simply dickhead moves.Again, you’re falling within the frame of what I’m describing. There’s no other vice for you than the vice of impoliteness and there’s no other crime than the crime of being impolite.
we need lezbollah
>>532470053>Hit a boat with a surface to air missile Was the boat flying? Hezboller done well
Jesus would be ashamed of modern conservatives and nazis.
>>532467951when?
>>532470404what would his pronouns be
>>532470053>random X user nobody heard of has the scoopkek ok
>>532470457God is non-binary. Do with that what you may.
>>532470453already thoroughly corrected you in the threadmore in 14 days
>>532470523proof: fent
>>532470540>2 more sets of 7 days>mfw
>>532470506Jews announced it first>>532470380Jews said it was shore-to-sea missile
>>532470611>30 postsHoly shit shut up you boring moron
>>532470684how new are you? that's nothing for this general you boring fraggle
>>532470654FAFO.
>>532466675i stopped buying those eggs after that massively quare ad they did
>>532470611You're foolish to think anything but.
>>532470798wigger starmer seether loves this
>>532470798Wat.
>>532470870mesmeric mandelson in?
>>532470785We're only half way through the thread though you noisy loser, you're posts are fucking garbage too you tiny brained faggot
>>532470654Oh ok so like the drone in Cyprus we heard nothing about after it happened I suppose we're not going to be hearing much about this event either
>>532470898During the coof too. Maximum humiliation
>>532470973nugget
jeetcord nonces in?
>>532471119All I'm saying is you're a worthless homosexual bore and nobody is interested in the wank you constantly spew and you wouldn't be missed by a single soul if you killed yourself right now, which you absolutely should do.
>>532471168projection la
>>532470973Some people just don't have a life mate. Best to feel lucky that you are not as pathetic and move on because telling a sadcunt he is s sadcunt only increase his will to be a sadcunt. The Filter is your friend
>no u
>hops on VPN to seethe to himself in desperate attempt to make who he thinks is the OG wigger starmer poster unpopularhasnt this spastic been known here for years as the seethemong? josh fill us in la
>>532471299Fair, I'll stick him in.
>>532471168If you couldn't tell H08XMZph is the nonce by his 3rd post then you NGMI
ngl WS is spiking my cortison rn fr fr
>>532471624I hate posts like this, you sound like a shit eating faggot so you're going in too.
what does my spiking my cortisol even mean?
>>532470798
>>532471959seethe, essentially
>>532464808it's obviously a onesie lmfao
>>532471926Seething cos the goblin nonce slipped under your radar.N G M I
not posted since Friday, why are people seething at me again kek
>>532471959Grok has all the answers
Took the retards a fair bit to find this thread. Shame.
>this lie always gets me attention, I'll tell it again Wow, are there any IDs that don't need filtering?
>>532472218well shiti live next to a mosque, my whole life is cortisol spike
>>532472013Not worn baby clothes since i was a baby so i wouldn't know
so what did brit/pol/ think of Jacob Rees-Mogg's official Easter Celebratory message? he even visited parliament to record it:https://vocaroo.com/16MqZeBrTryOreminds me of the good old days
>>532472455>joggers have a zip all the way down Blind low iq spastic cunt ahaTime for me walk
>>532472556>As a point of order, I would kind like to remind the right honourable gentleman, and indeed the house, that rambling is unparliamentary
>>532472674Did you get any choccy eggs off your family during the family easter roast dinner ?
>>532459840Steal his look
>>532472556oh yes my dear quite pungent indeed is that dare i say eggs i smell hmm yes quite so my darling quite pungent eggs yes very much so, eh yes, and also a hint of cheese, quite wet my dear. This will do nicely my dear yes another if you please. Nice and big now, oh yes. Very good. Very sloppy and wet my dear. Hmmm is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim. Hmm, let me - let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.
>>532473231>is that a drop of nugget I see on the rimdefinitely one of the biggest creasers in this website's history
>>532473786His zoomer advisers have clearly been telling him to target the disaffected youth in the past week or so
>>532473786BOOOOOOORING. Can he just say, deport all non whites?
>>532473944deport all nons and put open borders liberals in institutionssimple as
>>532471299This, filter the sad cunt on sight and his shit gimmickposting ceases to exist
>>532473992can some jannie not shut this paki up
the best thing 'bout bein a big ladis the prerogative to eat a big dinner and
>>532473944https://x.com/search?q=from%3ARupertLowe10%20deportations&src=typed_query
>>532474038you need to take your pillsyou will take your pills
>>532474137it's just sad that you refuse to take yours
>>532473786A fair stance. But it won't stop them from calling him a nazi.
>>532474177scenario A: you're an open borders liberalsolution: take your pills in the fascist gulagscenario B: you're a nonsolution: deportsimple as
>>532474264false dichotomylow iqbrownspacingyou lostsimple as
>>532474255i think their brains are broken, and unwilling to see reason. The would hate rRupert even if he got them all money
>>532474452cry to janny more impotent dipshitstamp your feeti own you
>>532474519>cry to janny more impotent dipshityes saar! i will redeem this saar!
>>532474559you literally said>janny PWEAAAASE censor this chuddie!!on fucking /pol/are you mentally retarded? kill yourself
>>532474628yes, jannies clean up shit like you here, don't you know>literallybrownowned again
>Cauldron getting stopped by a Karen because it looked like he kidnapped a child because his chinky son looks nothing like him
>>532474693post arm with timestamp kike parasite
>>532474765i dont listen to indians
what shoes do you wear daily brit/pol? trying to see something
>>532474693also>yes, jannies clean up shit like you here, don't you knowthis sounds like an indian HR cat lady @ ofcom lmfao. i can picture you sitting there seething about your pathetic parasite existence day after day. just stay on facebook pajal.>>532474792you are indian kek, hence your projection and insecurity about it. or kike. same thing rly
>>532474897malding jeet
>>532474939no arm with timestamp. insecure jeetkike confirmed. mogged. cortisol spiked. it's over.
>>532475009correctwrongwrongwrongcorrectseethe harder, only my dopamine is spiking
>>532475144you are clearly very upset that janny will not remove me. perhaps they have given up. good.perhaps they do not care. good.you can always give up and go away. this is not your turf and it never, ever was.know your place.
>>532475336I do, above you
>>532475391and then everyone clapped
what did you have for din dins lads?had slow cooked lambnow apple pie and vanilla ice cream
>>532475336>>532475391kiss and make up the two of you
>>532475448
>>532475518monster munch and a can of diet coke #luxurylife>>532475575sniff sniff sniff sniff
>>532475605i'd be crying too if that was my diet
>>532475814ah you're autistic... sorry ladis there a britpol version on reddit? try there :) you will fit in better ;)
>52 stubs by this ID
>>532475881reddit mentioned, dot dot dot AND emojis used? the other guy won.>>532476115thats funny
>replying to himself on VPN againgetting a bit tired after me lush easter sunday anyways, might head of t'bedsee ya tomorrow friendlies :) ;)
Starmers having a melty again
