Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"Mar 22: "Iran is Dead now"Mar 23: "Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days."Mar 23: "I cannot tell you who we are negotiating with in Iran"Mar 24: "Iran agreed not to possess nuclear weapons."Mar 24: "Pete made me do it"Mar 24: "15 agreement clauses were sent to Iran."Mar 24: "They gave us a present"Mar 25: "We defeated Iran"Mar 26: "Iran wanted to make me their Supreme Leader, but I refused and said no thanks"Mar 26: "It will be studied with envy for many years to come!"Mar 26: "They are 'begging' us to make a deal"Mar 26: "The Radical Left is creating chaos to take away from our great Iran achievement."Mar 26: " This was a test for NATO. if you didn’t, we’re going to remember that."
Mar 27: "At Iran’s request, I am pausing the destruction of energy plants for 10 days until April 6"Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO based on their actions"Mar 27: "They have to open up the Strait of Trump"Mar 27: "Iran should say, 'I'm so sorry. Such a terrible mistake"Mar 27: "You can talk sex."Mar 29: "I am not losing my nerve on iran"Mar 30: "We're ahead of schedule with Iran. We're weeks ahead of schedule"Mar 30: "We're negotiating with a brand new Iranian group, a very reasonable new regime."Mar 30: "If iran doesn't open the Hormuz Strait NOW, I will OBLITERATE every power plant and oil well left in Iran to finish this once and for all"Mar 31: "I have a suggestion for you. Buy from the U.S., we have plenty"Mar 31: "Build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT.Mar 31: "You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself" Mar 31: "The U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us." Mar 31: "Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil!" Mar 31: "France has been VERY UNHELPFUL with respect to the “Butcher of Iran,” who has been successfully eliminated! The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!!"April 1: "We are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages"April 3: "IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE"April 4: "With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT"April 4: "I said we don't want a war."April 4: "No, not at all. No, it’s war. We’re in war"April 4: "Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them"April 6: "Iran deal possible by Tues., otherwise I am blowing up everything"April 6: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell!"
>>532459578nice thread anon, screen capping for future pleasure
art of the shart
>>532459653>April 4: "No, not at all. No, it’s war. We’re in war"wasnt a special military operation ™ ?
>>532459578halal TACO
>>532459578Good bread, bump
Kek
>>532459578Bless youRetards with the short term memory of a goldfish needs these qrds
>>532459578You lost, tranny
>>532459578>Praise be to AllahAs they say in america
Agent Krasnov going strong. Epstein files brought him out of the closet. Qushner Bibi and Hegseth are approving
>>532459578I didn't realize Israel is part of NATO.
Bump the timeline