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Allahhhamudulahilahumah 04/05/26(Sun)12:48:23 No.532460956

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Allahhhamudulahilahumah Anonymous (ID: 1yD681S+) 04/05/26(Sun)12:48:23 No.532460956 Archived

Welcome brothers. Come in and have a seat and have a Jallab. Masha Allah. ITT we discuss our conversion to MAGA Islam and we shahada. What are some things we can do as MAGAM's (MAGA Muslims) besides traditional things like halal and respecting our parents and elders and eating only with our right hand?

Anonymous (ID: nDlfHrXu)
04/05/26(Sun)12:49:23 No.532461021

Anonymous (ID: nDlfHrXu) 04/05/26(Sun)12:49:23 No.532461021

ngl its kinda good looking new fashion kino

Anonymous (ID: nr6JF2Ol)
04/05/26(Sun)12:52:05 No.532461251

Anonymous (ID: nr6JF2Ol) 04/05/26(Sun)12:52:05 No.532461251

>>532460956
Im a beardlet
It gets really sparse on my cheeks (face)
So I have to opt for a goatee
Or I could do a soulpatch
Am I still in?

Anonymous (ID: 3UfKOfbX)
04/05/26(Sun)12:54:13 No.532461410

Anonymous (ID: 3UfKOfbX) 04/05/26(Sun)12:54:13 No.532461410

>>532460956
Holy aura

Anonymous (ID: sXZEYJ14)
04/05/26(Sun)12:54:45 No.532461454

Anonymous (ID: sXZEYJ14) 04/05/26(Sun)12:54:45 No.532461454

Finally it's time I emigrate to America. In Allah We Trust!

Anonymous (ID: 1yD681S+)
04/05/26(Sun)12:56:02 No.532461559

Anonymous (ID: 1yD681S+) 04/05/26(Sun)12:56:02 No.532461559

>>532461251

mukhannath you have to be a man faggotahulahin

Anonymous (ID: HC2uDuhQ)
04/05/26(Sun)13:06:55 No.532462411

Anonymous (ID: HC2uDuhQ) 04/05/26(Sun)13:06:55 No.532462411

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>>532461251
Sorry brother, you can be a woman though elhamdulila

Anonymous (ID: QpxI9WaB)
04/05/26(Sun)13:08:00 No.532462502

Anonymous (ID: QpxI9WaB) 04/05/26(Sun)13:08:00 No.532462502

>>532460956
>Hours later and the Muslims still can't get over the joke

Anonymous (ID: TBPhfhFv)
04/05/26(Sun)13:09:13 No.532462585

Anonymous (ID: TBPhfhFv) 04/05/26(Sun)13:09:13 No.532462585

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>>532460956
You will burn in Hell with your pedophile prophet.

Anonymous (ID: n7b4nWcU)
04/05/26(Sun)13:09:36 No.532462625

Anonymous (ID: n7b4nWcU) 04/05/26(Sun)13:09:36 No.532462625

>>532462502
Retards tend to take everything at face value if it caters to their emotional beliefs. Some prefer illusion to despair.

Anonymous (ID: xtzbPsc3)
04/05/26(Sun)13:13:20 No.532462915

Anonymous (ID: xtzbPsc3) 04/05/26(Sun)13:13:20 No.532462915

>>532460956
>mutts went from durka durka to aluminium deliliah
its odour

Anonymous (ID: PEHKHbBU)
04/05/26(Sun)13:15:42 No.532463101

Anonymous (ID: PEHKHbBU) 04/05/26(Sun)13:15:42 No.532463101

Allah is God. God is The Father. God is the Creator. Whatever you want to call Him, praising Him is always beautiful. Mocking Him, shoo buddy.

Anonymous (ID: P5opBQzd)
04/05/26(Sun)13:17:15 No.532463212

Anonymous (ID: P5opBQzd) 04/05/26(Sun)13:17:15 No.532463212

>>532460956
Do we pray in the direction of Mecca or Maralago?

Anonymous (ID: ds8KTFhv)
04/05/26(Sun)13:18:07 No.532463271

Anonymous (ID: ds8KTFhv) 04/05/26(Sun)13:18:07 No.532463271

>>532460956
>reddit spam thread #9159

Anonymous (ID: 1yD681S+)
04/05/26(Sun)13:24:23 No.532463726

Anonymous (ID: 1yD681S+) 04/05/26(Sun)13:24:23 No.532463726

>>532463212
Maralago