Iran is winning the meme war
We get less than 2% or our oil from the strait
>>532465369That's a gay tranny meme
>>532465464So why is your gas 40% up?
>>532465464but Europe takes like 70% from it you dumb fuck.
>>532465464And? Do you know what "commodity" means
>>532465464Why is your gas over $5 a gallon now?
>>532465464and 100% of the trade was cleared in dollars. Not anymore, bucko!
>>532466247sounds like it's 70% your problem then, bucko
>>532465464Then why are the costs skyrocketting?
>>532466066Refinery capacity has not increased yet, nor has production caught upYou really are a true ignorant nigger
>>532465464kek
>>532465369I'm not pro war but maybe it would be nwcessary to send in death squads to deal with this kind of twitter posting
>>532465464And why is your president is seething?
>>532466742and it never willthat takes yearswho's the ignorant nigger now?
>>532466867Even jeets mog trumptards
>>532465369that's because one can't make fucking retarded giga-mistakes and then pull off based memes about them. You need wins to meme
>>532466867>SAAR YOU MUST BE LIKE INDIA AND SHIT WHERE YOU EAT SAAR
>>532466867Every anti-Trump r*ddit spammer.
>>532466742The legends about American education are true.
>>532465369Did they just mock our holy ascended Saint Floyd of Fentynal and Dindunuffin? This is a grave sin against the Third Worldists Church.HERESY
>>532465464You are a fuckin redneck that doesnt understand geopolitics. The Unitee States is losing men, women and trannies as well as all the US bases around the region for a special military operation that we claimed victory over. We parade our museum pieces, these floating yellow duckies promising allies that they have our military support. We have air and sea supremacy, until someone called our bluff and now shits fucked. We lost all our allies support. We are not better off than where we were before. We should sever ties with Israel for the sake of humankind.
>>532465369Boomer tier comics, poorly edit wojaks and state funded propaganda aren't memes you slime licker. Now get ready to pay your jizya while Mohammed jizzes on ya mom.
>>532467066Wokeism is a western religion very popular in Europe.
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>>532465369cave stuck saddam meme by australobro from yesterday was funnier and more fitting. they should employ /pol for memes.
>>532465464>be american>invents modern capitalism>doesn't understand the free market
>>532467218Not so global if you don't buy it in Russia.
>>532466247The US isn't in Europe, retard. You want the strait open, you pay for it
>>532467350Not so free if you don't buy it in Russia.
>>532467443the strait was open until 5 weeks agoyou got it closed, you go and apologize
>>532467443didnt they let the french pass through recently?
>>532465512That a george floyd reference. Pretty politically incorrect. How is this a tranny meme?
>>532466742Sounds like a nothingburger then. Don't see why Trump is losing his mind about wanting the strait opened
>>532467770no more fence sitting
>>532468105yep anyone who tells jewish and american criminals to go fuck themselves with their illegal war can pass
>>532465464irrelevant until an export ban will be in effect, but surely only a commie would do something like thatuntil then, enjoy!
>>532465512Your memes are homosexual as fuck.
>>532465464Oil is global market and light crude is a fungible asset, it doesn't matter if we directly get our oil from the strait, if Brent and heavy crude become more expensive as supply goes down, demand will go up for WTI, which can act as a replacement, which will jack up WTI prices. The price of Brent and WTI are tied together, if Brent gets too expensive people buy WTI and so on
>oil is a global market>you see... /pol/ supports globalism now>xaxaxa you americans will freeze come next winter!
>>532468485then theres literally no issue. just apologize and get cheap fuel.
>>532468724That's isn't "globalism" that's literal reality you retard, why is WTI going up then? The only way to stop that is if America literally nationalizes its oil industry which Trump will not do
>>532465464do it for israel
>>532465464>what are input costs and global supply chains
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>>532465369shoulda made the hormussy kneeling on his neck
>>532466247Go green
>>532465512GAY
>>532465464Are you born retarded or was it outside trauma?
>>532465369Sorry this shits a banger for AI. https://youtu.be/glT4UnhJW_s
>>532465369The shooting war not so much.
>>532466066OY VEY! THAT'S ANTISEMITIC
>>532467770Iran tried to assassinate Trump, twice. They financed terror attack in france (isis) and across Europe. You europoors don't get to coast for free.
>>532468485>Illegal war Closing the strait of hormuz is a war crime because it's collective punishment. They can close it to militaries but not civilians. If you want to go the war crime route, you're going to lose. That shit only really works on retarded college kids
>>532472432So is bombing school children but ZOG still does it.
>>532472432> we get less th-They why are you mad everyone's looking for themselves to get their oil through?
>>532472593You mean when iran funded Hamas killed kids on October 7th? Or when Iran launched missiles into the civilian areas of tel aviv? >>532473068Because we are supposedly in NATO. But it's looking more and more like NATO isn't for us. Don't cry when Russian troops are in Poland
>>532465369It's over
>>532473741>NATO isn't for us because they are looking to procure their own oil.>Here's why we didn't care about NATO's oil before hand.Legendary logic there. Reminder you joined this on Israel's behalf. Go ask them for reparations.
>>532465369Is there a polandball ass gape meme yet
>>532465369so...iran is derek chauvin, and trump is fentanyl addict who was trying to pass counterfeit money? How does this motivate the stupid rainbow women who painted pictures of george floyd on traffic intersections to protest on behalf of iran?
>>532465369This straight is for me!DURR... DURR.... DURR....
>>532468105It's a million dollars per ship to pass the "tollbooth" which is a narrow waterway between Larak and Qeshm islands. If a ship pays this toll and sails in this narrow cordon, Iran will not attack them. This works out to about a dollar per barrel of oil on a ULCC or $2 on a VLCC. This is why no one will help the US open the straight, it's literally cheaper to pay Iran and try and negotiate for free passage later than it is to invade Iran.
can 4chan make a funny anti iran meme that looks like an anti trump meme and trick an iran official account into posting it?
>>532474722No one needs to motivate them to turn on Trump, they were never on his side. The fight is to motivate the people on the middle and the moderate right to abandon him (actually the fight is to prevent them from being seduced back to him, they've already abandoned him, one of the reasons he started the war was in hopes that it would unite the 70% of America that's just generally disposed favorably to any military action, and distract from things like the Epstein files and the implosion of popular support for his immigration plan (formerly his strongest issue with moderates).The problem is that he's fresh from cutting taxes for the top 20% of earners and now he needs a trillion and a half dollars for Israel's war.
>>532475345>he needs a trillion and a half dollars for Israel's war.whatever happened to that natural gas deposit of the coast of Gaza? Are they going to be drilling there or what?
>>532476267It functionally doesn't matter for something like this. The first 5 years, you'll be revenue negative as you pour money into developing it. Confiscating the revenue from already developed fields would be useful for paying for a war, but that sort of thing is not compatible with the way that our government derives it's legitimacy.
>>532472312>Iran tried to assassinate Trump, twiceIt did not you tard
>>532465512I thought people posted those Trump images ironically but I can imagine BAPists posting them unironically. So gay...
>>532465369Meme war? Iran has won, end of. Won the moral higher ground, won the respect and hearts and minds of the entire world (bar kikes and their favourite golem), won the memes and Lego videos and funny posts, won the somehow managed to make Trump look even dumber and gayer than anyone thought possible. If we lived in a truly global world this war would end and Iran would be gifted new global leader status and America would be blackballed and forced to stay strictly within their borders for the foreseeable future.
>>532472432ok
>>532472312I'm mad that Iran didn't succeed when they had two chances.
>>532474295>Reminder you joined this on Israel's behalf.Popular Iranian talking point. You're either a shill or a useful idiot. Iran tried to assassinate Trump twice, so trump got the ayotalla in retaliation. Trying to assassinate a president is an act of war.
>>532485159Trump assassination attempts weren't their doing
>use claude to make memes>blow up claude datacentresbased
>>532465369>i cant breathethis elevated it to a 10/10 meme
>>532465512how many kids have you molested jew anon?
>>532485601who are you quoting? Claude literally told the US to go fuck themselves.
>>532465512Says the goy doing nothing all day but posting men in tight underwears
>>532468105After France paid a toll in yuan and refused to let US launch planes from their country, yes.
>>532465464>We get less than 2% or our oil from the straitall your oil companies are private, nigger, they will sell you gas at a premium. Hell, you personally should be charged extra for being dense
>>532465369ratioed
>>532465369LMAO
>>532466066its not lmao