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what did /pol/ do today?

https://x.com/forallcurious/status/2040902790726451246
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I shot a nigga into space
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not float around in my own piss and feces
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>>532482184
I wish all niggers were up there
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>>532482184
I'm ok with staying right where I am.
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>>532482184
>what did /pol/ do today?
Worked my day job and then spent another six hours on a startup I'm working on with my dad. Makes me happy to know a black dude is out there making memories only a tiny minority of people will ever actually experience. Good for him.
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>>532482184
i had sex far better than being stuck in some fish can in space eating shit in toothpaste tube
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>>532482184
I think experiencing this first hand would give me existential dread.
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I have a working toilet though.
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>>532482184
>Black Guy
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>>532482184
>a literal space nigger
we have enough of those already why did we need 1 more
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>>532482184
Imagine being stuck in space with niggers and roasties
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>>532482184
I hope he doesnt come back
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>>532482184
This whole thing feels fake lmao, why is my body so convinced it's bullshit
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>>532482184
>Chilling
He's the pilot. He's the only reason they are there in the first place.
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Gayniggers from outer space?
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>>532482756
> Worked my day job
It's easter sunday wtf
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>>532483210
>Pilot
Nigga this entire ship is a remotely operated situation. The astronauts on board are along for the ride unless something gets seriously fucked and they have to run it manual. That's why they can put women and niggers onboard.
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>>532483047
kek
I'm not stuck in a tin can with a nigger
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>>532483202
Because you're an uneducated retard.
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>>532483255
Time and a half plus a flex day off. I'm not religious so it's a win-win.
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space disaster get
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>>532482184
Stood in a field, looked up into the sky and shouted NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER NIGGERS IN OUTER SPACE
Felt pretty zen
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They're floating in a big bottle of space jenkum. He's probably euphoric.
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>>532482457
rare
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>>532482184
I wish they would just decide the relative sizes of celestial bodies so I could at least retain some shred of human respect for faggots who believe all this shit.
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just finished my banana/peanut butter smoothie. Shit was SO cash.
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>>532482184
>A Black Guy is chilling an underground Florida bunker, while NASA glowies uploads AI pictures to social media
ftfy
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Gayniggers from Outer Space was a documentary
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>>532482184
I called him a nigger.
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>>532483608
>wordswordswords
Tighten it up, buttercup.
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Niggers in space that far away has service but I can't in a grocery store in a mall without it fucking up
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>>532482184
I played a video game with a friend on the other side of the world. Which is a normal thing we have been doing for years that no one has forgotten how to do, and therefore need to toot their horn all day about it.
1970s called. They want their milestones back. Wake me up when we catch up to where we were before equal opportunity and immigration averaged us with the third world.
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>>532482184
there is no anti-slavery law in space
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Imagine getting stuck in outer space with a nigger chimping out
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>>532482184
1969: the best of best, names in every history book
2026: a literally who, woman and nigger, a footnote in wikipedia
203x: minimum wage blue collars, nobody cares
204x: jeets, the company doesn't even know there are people on board
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>>532483774
So you do admit the original moon landings were real
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>>532482184
Chill 0 miles from Earth.
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>no stars
Is anyone falling for this bullshit?
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woke up today and was not a nigger praise allah
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>>532483876
I don't. The US launched into space and sent a probe to the moon but not with people in it. We didn't have the materials technology to handle the radiation. We do now and I think this is a real operation, but it's the first time humans have traveled this far.
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>>532483702
Imagine still believing whatever the government shoves in front your face.
They don't need Kubrick this time around
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literally gay niggers in outer space? well done NASA
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>>532482184
Dumb lying crisis acting not going anyway NY educated n anything new ggerou are a bot convex vectors are not a plane rockets and missiles do notork at high altitude micreteorite he ax the earth is not space s not real Polaris never moves no tilt fact solary system is debunked by the zodiac star chart tr imaginary an Allen radiation belt micrometerite hoax and etc makes space travel possible in Satan's universe why is not your real one you assholes are scotish rite prince hall anbsatanf realty denying condemned by christian topography by Cosmas he predicted thanks to an apparition zeitoun style you war against truths big-lies org whale.to and Nathan Oakleys YouTube channel debunk your horsehit
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>>532483929
Everyone is. You are too, because the point is for them to demonstrate the power they hold over your attention. I hope your daily humiliation ritual was as good for you as it was for me.
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>>532484194
>gay
He has a wife and 4 daughters
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>>532482184
I was avoiding niggers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dV3fQLzpM&ra=m
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Looked at files
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>>532483216
G at satanist larpers frauds liars and phones going nowhere not strapped in backwards yestin and satellite hoax ax Hubble hoax webb t lescooe he ax adi how ax decaapitation weapons hoax aurora hoax tat cartoon nasty stupid lying Jews of nasafakemoon kicked out of a mseum Tesla Marconi hers Volta hitler and mach zetetic astronomy that rfh truly scrntifc ad correct organization fact captain cook saioed aroudte ice rink
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>>532482184
Make a petition where all the rest of the niggers would be shot in to space.
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>>532484350
Anything to get out of child support. Amirite?
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>>532482184
Space.satanicn communist marxist zionst judeoo freemaosnry Madoff bankman fried Elizabeth hopes Ian beovesky fraud worse than fusag Potemkin and trojan have rse america is avmunrt state
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>>532482184
Fake, yes, but also gay.
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>>532482457
>stein
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>>532484229
>>532484468
>>532484606
you ok dude?
>kicked out of a mseum
I want to hear that story
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>>532482184
If he built the rocket and financed the trip himself, it would have been impressive.
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>>532482184
>no stars
they arent even trying anymore
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>>532482184
The earth is flat and starionary space is not real whale.to the website Eric dusy and etc
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>>532483702
yes that's exactly what they say at nasa before entering the prompts
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>>532482184
not protecting my wallet at all times in a bunker somewhere taking pictures for nasa
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>>532482184
Can we do that with all blacks?
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>>532482184
Just in: first bicycle in space stolen
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>>532482184
I PREDICTED THIS!
APOLOGIZE NOW!
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>>532484911
>The earth is flat and stationary
Oh so earth neither has gravity of a universal acceleration, nothing is keeping us tethered to the ground?
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>>532482184
Another AI pic. Really cool
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>>532483047
>>532483680
kek
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https://youtu.be/otwkXZ0SmTs?si=GGoMBt5jhsZg58TG

Can someone make a modern remix for this?
>Niggy on the Moon
Grok told me no.
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>>532482184
a century since they tried and now they putting niggers on the moon with remote control
the dark ages in between
make it make sense
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>>532483671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y&pp=ygUcdGhlcmUncyBhIG5pZ2dlciBvbiB0aGUgbW9vbg%3D%3D
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>>532482756
It is indeed a rare memory to take part in filming a fake space travel event to be broadcast to the credulous masses.
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>what did /pol/ do today?
I got a Rosalina figure from my wife for Easter

Went to Easter mass

Went and saw the Super Mario Galaxy movie.

Dinner with the in-laws

It was a wonderful day.
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>>532483568
The Earth looks roughly the same size from the Moon, as the Moon does from the Earth: Their respective circumferences aren't too different from one another. We learned this in grade four.
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>>532482184
>he is on his way to waturmelonium
leave niggernaut alone saar
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>>532482184
How can they even control where they are going? How much fuel do they even have up there?
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>>532482184
how do we get all black guys to chill 200,000 miles from earth?
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>>532482457
ok jew
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>>532482184
Not the first monkey to be sent to space
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>>532482184
Fake
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>>532482184
They fucked it up again. The Earth wouldn't look that small. So it's a fake mission after all.
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>>532482184
I don't give a flying fuck what some nigger is doing
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>>532482184
>the dark side of the moon, indeed
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>>532482184
If you think this is real you are genuinely dumb.
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>>532490154
they aren't
>>532490204
they didn't
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>>532482184
Do they have any better photos than these indistinct likely AI generated slop? I want to see a video of the camera man walking around the space craft before showing this window view.
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>>532483210
The most fucked out part, is that the most qualified person on the operation, is a DEI token.
Imagine if everyone else where actually qualified
The operations could be to Mars already or whatever
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>>532483868
Unironically this.
Space is just such a good place to send the unwanted and undesirables. Will allow Earth to recover and become a paradise for the worthy.
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>>532482184
I celebrated Easter with my family. We had a nice meal and had chocolate with coffee afterwards
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>we shot a space nigger back to the moon
Fuck off we are fucking full
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>>532482184
I successfully flushed a toilet.
Something your black guy can't do on his supposed rocket ship 200,000 miles from earth.
Anyway have fun with the piss bags, loser.
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>>532490491
>ID: GAY
OH FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT I AM NOW GAY
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>>532482184
Shouldn't the earth look bigger than the moon?
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>>532482184
Tomorrow America goes black to the moon
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>>532490552
Yes, it should. That's the mistake they made with the original fake. But then they just stuck to it because to release a real version would instantly prove the fakes were fake.
They really painted themselves into a corner.
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Nobody is in space. Space is completely fake.
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>>532482184
space is black nigger
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>>532483047
Which is most uncommon for an •Indian.
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Segregation does wonders.
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>>532482457
So did the Ukrainians.
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>>532482184
>orange Cheetos destroying world economy
>/pol/ can't help but think about a nog who's flying hundred and hundred and hundred of miles away from them orbiting around the fucking moon instead

that'll show all those libtards rofl
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>>532482184
>a black guy just flew over my house
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>>532490523
>piss bags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1QAC_6Zuc
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>>532482838
Thy surely prepare extensively with psychologists and other mental health professionals.
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>>532490920
TDS
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>>532482184
>what did /pol/ do today?
as usual, defended humanity from another false flag you never heard
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>>532482184
wtf Moonman gonna do?
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>>532482184
i shid and piss and played video games
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>>532488488
Checked and true
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>>532482184
Van Allen belts weren't a problem because they didn't exist and then they were discovered a few years ago conveniently when people were squirrelly about why we can't go back and only a few years later they weren't a problem again and didn't even get much discussion and just like that were like 20 ft from the moon again for the first time in half a century no problem.

Everything about space and shit is fake as literal fuck
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>>532482184
>>532490227
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>>532482184
Nobody is or ever was in "space". It's an April Fools joke, literally.
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>>532482184
The furthest a brotha will get from crackers
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>>532482184
Visited Mom on Easter Sunday and made her happy.

He did something I could never do, and vice-versa.

And you just sat on your pasty worthless social pariah ass parasiting off of something someone else did because that's the closest you will ever come to an actual accomplishment.

Who's the winner?
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So what's the point if they're not landing on the moon
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>>532482838
I experience existential dread just laying in bed at night
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>>532483047
Since when do Indians know how to use toilets?
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>>532494153
He said it works, not that he uses it
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>>532482184
Stayed at home and cursed the prosocial
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>>532482184
Share this with space-fags.

https://youtu.be/pS6szeT0kLc
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>>532482184
thank god he's so far away. i feel safer already.
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>>532486201
https://youtu.be/imspRb_gf5Y
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>>532482184
Imagine being that far from the earth and looking at 8,000,000,000 people and all of the planet in a single small area of space. What a mindfuck.
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>>532482184
I took a shit
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makes me wonder who was the first to say the n-word in space
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>>532494198
>He said it works, not that he uses it
how would ANY indian know if a toilet works? They literally believe in toilet witches and refuse to go near them.
Toilets are how I keep jeets out of my home. It's like hanging garlic flowers to keep away vampires. Jeets avoid any home that's connected to a sewer system.
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>>532482184
It's only one, but it's a start
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>>532482184
What happens if they accidentally slingshot into deep space?
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>>532482184
>what did /pol/ do today?
made chili dogs
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>>532484350
Cute doggo! I love rotts.
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>>532482184
Transparent windows seems extremely unnecessary and unsafe for a space craft. No reason not to use ultra high resolution cameras and monitors instead.
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>>532482457
I watched the outcome of your accomplishments in a film documentary
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>>532482184
So The Prophecy is come true.

Niggers in space.
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>>532482184
Inb4 malfunction and he can't breath.
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>A black guy is more accomplished than 99% of /pol/
Well now
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>>532482184
From Africa to the far side of The Moon. Slavery turned out well for this niggers bloodline.
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>>532482457
Look at this fake ass castle of cagliostro flag.
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Whites have placed blacks into every.continent AND outer space. Thank you white man
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>>532482184
imagine saying goodbye to the Earth, i would shit my pants faster than they can fix those toilet
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>>532482184
SEND HIM TO THE POOP CAPSULE
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>>532482184
Why TF is there no live stream in 202fucking6?!
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>>532496082
https://www.youtube.com/live/6RwfNBtepa4
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>>532482756
>Makes me happy to know a dude is out there making memories only a tiny minority of people will ever actually experience. Good for him.
Cope and cuck mindset. Go work some more and be happy for other people. None of these people enjoy the space sesh either. They are all tryhard faggots that do it to impress other people, just watch astronaut interviews. The reason society is shit is because of people like you. Bro I don't care I need to work all day and it's OK for basketball players and NFL folk to make 100x money than me I'm happy for them everything is fine this is fair. Idiot. They don't deserve the blame either. It's ho hum people like you who do.
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>>532482184
>nigger astronaut
Space is fake confirmed
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>>532482184
I cheated on my wife with my ex.
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>>532483210
Lmao
He's just the modern version of Ham the Chimp
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>not even landing
What is even the fucking point
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>>532482184
>A Black Guy is Chilling 200,000 Miles from Earth on a space craft designed and built by The White Man.
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>>532489274
>Went to Easter mass
i didn't know jews believed in jesus
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I predict this will be the start of Bluebeans. They'll piss off some alyums on the moon, who will then proceed to come to earth to help usher in the NWO.
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>>532482184
>Retards will understand the moon landing is a hoax in my lifetime.
What a time to be alive.
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>>532498904
The shills and bots will manipulate status quo to pretend otherwise though.
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>>532496025
Opposite here. They're lucky they don't have me on board, I would arrange things to secretly initiate an additional burn and cut off ground control because I couldn't cope with having to return to humanistan.
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>>532494717
They're currently in deep space. You mean beyond the Moon? Then that would be their lucky day.
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>>532482184
never before has a black man been so far from a stolen bicycle as now.
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>>532482184
It's just a flex on how advanced computer automation is that even a nigger and a foid can be sent to the moon now. If they were actually required to do anything or be good at anything to ensure the success of the mission, it would fail. It took the multiracial coalition nearly 70 years and modern supercomputers/AI to mimic what a few Germans did with pens, paper and pocket calculators.
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>>532498346
Their booster will misfire on the whip-around of the moon sending them off on a random trajectory as the spaceshitter situ is worsens.

>day six
Aimlessly drifting, and drifting. Morale is low. Commander casually lets the 'n' word slip after some wrongfully perceived sleight, but then the two warmly embrace as weightless tears are shed all around the compartment - quickly taken-up by tissues because... well electrical. Then... THEN... when all hope is lost and everyone on Earth is humming David Bowie, our stalwart team's steel nugget begins to rattle... gently at first, and then more magnitudinously as a mysterious blue beam suddenly permeates the cabin...
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>>532482184
if only all black guys were that far away
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>>532501368
>if only all black guys were that far away
We should build another large ship and tell blacks they gonna be kings of da moon.
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>>532482184
He's officially the black man who's gotten the farthest away from his kids
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>>532482184
I would be pretty freaked out to be that far away from earth ngl. Still kind of mind blowing to me how far away the moon orbits the earth from.
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>>532501547
Getting away from Janet Armstrong is why Neil went to the moon

...I fly
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>>532501757
Saw that movie. It was a PR movie to explain away Armstrong being completely despondent at the post flight interview with the crew. The whole movie is about making him out to be a complete emotionally stunted autist.
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>>532501597
They do extensive mind training before their mission. Seeing all of humanity in a single tiny dot would cause existential crisis in pretty much every one of us normal plebs
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>>532484350
Odds he starts reading from Genesis on livestream tomorrow?
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>>532483863
>WHATCHU MEAN THEY DIDN'T PACK ANY MALT LIQUH!?
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>>532483210
they have already done an unmanned version of this mission
why do they need a pilot
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>>532482184
If we can put a white man on the moon then we could put a black man on the moon. Of we could put a black man on the moon then maybe we could put all of them there.
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>>532483210
what do you think the pilot of an orbiter actually does?
he's not sitting there with a steering wheel lmao
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>Doesn't racemix
Kanye could learn from him would be less miserable
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O babies, gather ’round old Uncle Rastus
I wants to tell you something very strange
The color of the moon am gwine to change
And a coon is to blame
The white trash will fool all those wot’s easy
They think we are ignorant I presume
The eclipse tomorrow night will prove that I is right
There’s a nigger in the moon

No white trash can fool me, fool me, fool me
There’s a nigger in the moon
Rastus knows eclipse, eclipse, eclipse
Is caused by a coon
Some day just wander, wander, wander
Way up in a balloon
And then you’ll know what I know
There’s a nigger in the moon

2. Now every warm coon, they has a Venus
Whether on this earth or in the sky above
And behind the moon I know there is a lady
Warmest baby when night’s shady
This coon he loves his Venus so madly
Seems he’d hang behind the moon till break of doom
But when he comes round our way
Just remember what I say
There’s a nigger in the mooooon!
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i’m just not going to believe this, sorry!
haha, i know, im just not going to!
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>>532484595

Pshh lol
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>no picture of the moon from their perspective in the entire thread
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>>532483210
>He's the pilot
I don't think you understand how this slingshot thing works, Anon
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>>532488488
keep coping cause your country never sent a man to the moon
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>>532503325
we see the moon every fucking day but we don’t often see the entire earth from a distance. Thats why they take pictures of the earth instead of moon pictures that could be done better with a telescope.
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>>532483420
>educated
You memorized fake information, congrats
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>>532488488
I thought british "people" were supposed to be smart
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>>532483255
This is the reason you and your country never got ahead. The grind doesn't care about holidays.
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>>532503535
Meds. NOW
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>>532482184
He's probably sad he can't steal shit right now, even though earf looks so small it could fit in one of his pockets.
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>>532483210
>if I strap a few ants on a rock, and I yeet the rock, the ants are the pilots
Are you.. Are you born like this anon, or did something happen along the way to make you retarded?
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Space Niggers. Niggers in space
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>>532482184
The dark side of the coon...
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>>532482184
How can Earth look smaller from the moon than the moon looks from Earth when it's 4x bigger? Wtf is this gay and fake ass shit?
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>>532494580
Better not have taken mine
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>>532504128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_illusion
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>>532490227

I think the black space program sent a beagle on a one way trip to the Moon, because chimps have rights.
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I'm not sure, but reading those post I'm starting to think that the majority of /pol/ users are spiteful and malicious
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>>532482756
These are the people occupying America. Rootless fools who have no culture. That is why he cheers for black astronaut not because it is an accomplishment, but because he is black. This is who we need to uproot and send away from our lands. Drive him back.
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>>532482184
ARTEMIS II GENERAL

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>>532504205
Muh DICK
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>>532483420
nah you're just a pussy who is gonna do what he's told until they make you fight people like me who are gonna give you a whoopin'

non-whites are built to take orders, any genetics that gave them a chance against jews was beaten out of them when they were slaves

jews can't enslave whites and that's literally the ONLY reason non-whites have ANY freedom today. we're literally your gods and you talk shit, typical brown
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I am chilling 200,001 miles from Earth
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>>532504205
Instant thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
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>>532482184
I mean we could grow cotton on the moon but the logistics of such a project and it's expected return are a hard sell. It would be more a vanity project than a viable industry
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>>532483202
Because it is. They forgot how to go back to the moon? Seriously can't figure it out after going the first few times? GTFO! NASA is a money laundering scheme and they are fooling the normies on april fool's day no less...
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>>532482184
that black guy gave the absolute perfect response to the question today. 'this isn't a black accomplish or woman accomplishment this is a mankind accomplishment'
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>>532482838
Not really. It's just a movie set Kubrick gave us all the clues we needed. lmao
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>>532482184
so pretty
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>>532483568
Ya they barely put any effort in and still 90% of people fall for it
>There are no photos of stars from the moon
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>>532482184
No way the earth looks that small from the moon!
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>>532503733
>>if I strap a few ants on a rock, and I yeet the rock, the ants are the pilots
Yes
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>Artemis II is an ongoing United States spaceflight mission sending four astronauts on a flyby around the Moon.
>flyby
>flyby
>flyby
FAKE AND GAY
APRIL FOOLS LAUNCH
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yo this nigga in orbit
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>>532482184
gay niggers will sort him out
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>>532482184
a nigger on its own couldnt even leave africa, such a irony, just humiliation ritual by kikes day by day, making the world more fake and gay everyday
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>>532482184
Freemasons are evil and gay, but worse than that, they are retarded.
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>>532510661
Even worse than being retarded LARPers, they are Jewish pedophiles who worship Satan! The royal secret of Freemasonry is raping kids for Eternal life Albert Pike, leader of Freemasonry, helped start the kkk to protect jews and niggers while making whites look racist.
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>>532482184
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>>532482184
>what did /pol/ do today?
I'm currently wishing every other nigger would also be sent that far away from me
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>>532482184
I'd rather be on Earth.
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>>532493900
dubs, u oughta
to visit ur dad, that'll show him. I ate pasta with my brother and mother, it was fire; we watched a ryan gosling movie.
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>>532483210
99% of the mission is on computer control. He's just there if shit goes tits up.
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>>532482184
fuck niggers
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>>532506414
Because it's all jewish lies.
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>>532482184
Think of ways to send the rest.
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>>532490912
i want to die like that, looks fun
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>>532490920
rent free
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>>532482184
Damn, earth is rreally small, aye..?
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>>532482184
First felony committed in space soon?
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>>532482457
Niggas on the Moon
Niggas on the Moon
Niggas on the Moon
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>>532512358
It already happened, it was a lesbian.
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>>532482184
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y&list=RDimspRb_gf5Y&start_radio=1
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>>532482184
>A Black Guy is Chilling 200,000 Miles from Earth
Good that's where he belongs
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>>532505063
You are a tard.
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All these black guy in space threads are CIA.
Everybody knows the real problem is the woman.
Imagine sitting in a metal coffin for 10 days hoping that the female doesn't start feeling bad from her monthly period and start destroying shit.
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>>532483774
I remember playing Battlefield 2 24 hrs around the clock, Chinks and japs, then Russians and Germans and French then Brits then Ameircans and then Australians and japs and chinks.

Fucking crazy shit.
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>>532484050
the entire kubrick stuff is such bullshit.
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>>532513072
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ea5Q0G_kaZg
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>>532493900
>jew worship cruciform
>mutter
ugh
im so sorry for you anon
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>>532490912
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>>532482184
Not larping in a camp while my bosses generate AI videos of me being a retard in space aka fapped to hentai
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>>532511853
where are the monitors above his head anon? did the flags extend beyond the greenscreen? if youre going to pretend to be a Noticer, atleast try noticing shit before trying to notice shit
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>>532512743
Redefining the term mooncoon
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>>532482184
Niggers in SPAAAACCCCEEEE
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>>532482457
The perfect example of quality over quantity
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>>532482756
>Makes me happy to know a black dude is out there making memories only a tiny minority of people will ever actually experience. Good for him.
S P I R I T U A L L Y C U C K O L D E D
why even thinking about it?
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>>532482756
>black guy
we call them niggers here, you need to go back.
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>>532510035
its the same video
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Dark side of the moon crackas gonna git dey shit stolen an shit.
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>>532482184
What if they look out of the window again in a minute? That will be their last look and then the headline is wrong.
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>>532482184
How the fuck os a thread from. Yesterday still up?
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>>532482184
Had pancakes. Glad I'm not there. Looks like shit and not comfy at all.
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>before white people come space nigger free
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>>532482184
did he eat breakfast?
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Paying the taxes that allowed that monkey to be sent into space
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>>532516567
Bullshit, anyone would give up pancakes to go for a flight around the moon. Id not like to be the first but im ok with not being famous.
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>>532482184
The existence of an outlier does not mean there is no general trend
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>>532482184
Fyi this fucking mission started on April fools Day
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>>532483460
>I'm not religious
>I'm a kike who worships satan and pretends that he doesn't care

ftfy
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>>532516663
Moron can't even get the nigger question right. You're dumber than a nigger lmao
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>>532514945
Eat shit tranny. Go dilate.
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>>532517093
April fools day is stupid and over commercialised. However I did fall for an April fools joke this year because I dont pay attention to it because of reasons stated but most of the time its just dumb shit thats obvious and predictable with zero effort.
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>>532482184
The earth is THAT tiny from there?
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inb4 it chimps out and murder the other people
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>>532516010
It worked before white people steal the technology.
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>>532517775
I always assumed the earth would look quite big from the moon. That gif of when India supposedly went round had a video of the moon between them snd earth and the earth looked massive.
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>>532482184
Hopefully they all die
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>>532482756
>Worked my day job
do Americans not know it's Easter?
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>>532482184
I feel my bicycle is a little bit safer... for now
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>>532517861
>it doesn't look right
It's nigger worship masonic bullshit. None of it is real.
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>>532490784
I guess you’re too stupid to know about sub-saharan Africa.
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>1 pbtid spambot
>266 replies
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>>532518930
Would be cool if they had a video of them racing past space x satellites or race them around the earth, or maybe a pass by of the iss. Orrrrr just some of the floating debris they say is up there. It is bullshit, you are right.
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>>532519214
Go back to the tomato thread.
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>>532506414
This.
Earth in OPs pic looks like the size of the moon when i look outside at night.
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>>532516010
Africans watched Pippi Longstocking and think if you spin something above your head, you'll start flying.
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>>532482184
>sending monkeys into space is meant to be impressive now
But they have been doing this since the 1940s?
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>>532482184
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>>532482184
Been awake since 9pm last night BLASTAN. Feels good not having to wagie on bank holidays
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>>532483210
The first driveby shooting on the moon, truly a great American
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>>532483216
Predictive programming at its finest.
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>>532482184
>Space may be the final frontier, but it’s made in a Hollywood basement.
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Can anybody explain why the nasa tracking app is unusable garbage yet the community fan site https://issinfo.net/artemis.html works flawlessly with the same data? The app visualisation is the shittest most un-user-friendly interface I have ever seen.
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>>532482184
Did the Devil find another race yet?
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>>532482184
Let's make it 400,000
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>>532483255
You are lazy entitled fucks.
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>>532482184
Space niggers.
About to invade earth.
PREPARE
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>>532490007
Does he not understand distant objects look smaller than they appear?
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chill at home now that one less nigger is around me
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>>532492958
We can avoid the belts you know. We have radiation shielding. Like what you think its not real because we found more relevant info?

You must still think there are 150 poke mans slow poke
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The transportation tech is nearly ready.
Soon nigger.
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>>532482184
awww why cant all black guys be like him!!!
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>>532498904
>>532499074

So how do missiles work then
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>>532482184
Imagine the smell
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>>532501990
I was in solitary for 55 days and I dream of floating in the void. Would almost rather be out there than here.
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>>532482756
Amazing how "i am not mad" makes people mad
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>>532482184

Boom ! Americans died in space
All entries world happy, the end.
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>>532504275
Its become the thing after spite
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>>532519391
Umm i am looking at it now. Do you need glasses??
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>>532482184
jew
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>>532482184
The Dweller, he up there; he doing some type of plot; with time, he trying to confuse people.
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>>532482838
A secret CIA studio? for sure
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>>532482184
He’s not chillin believe me. Imagine the smell inside that thing with a clogged toilet. Don’t forget there’s also a woman.
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>>532482457
Just a few million to go...
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>>532482184
how does he light a blunt in a vacuum?
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>>532482184
Just had a bowel movement.
Feels good.
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>>532514858
they are running out of creative ways to get rid of POWs



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