Previous: >>532480466▶Happening Now:>Trump praises Allah (on Easter, of all days) and "delays" his ultimatum a 5th time, to 7 April, 8 pm EST. (Truth Social)>Trump on Truth Social: "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards [...] Praise be to Allah." - https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414>Physical Brent Crude Hits $141, Highest Level Since 2008 Financial Crisis (CNBC)▶Day 39>Images show destroyed US aircraft in Iran (Al Jazeera)>US President Trump says the 2nd American F15E crew member missing since friday is “now safe and sound” and confirms that he's a colonel>Iran Thwarts US Rescue Mission, Downs Multiple Aircraft near Isfahan (Tasnim News)>Countries across the Gulf from Iran could face radioactive fallout if the US launches a more intense strike on Iran’s Bushehr nuclear facility, a Middle East expert and former US negotiator warns>Iran says Iraqi ships exempt from all restrictions in the Strait of Hormuz>Indonesia receives bodies of three peacekeepers killed in southern Lebanon>Iran says US-Israeli attacks have killed five people and wounded 170 others at the Mahshahr Petrochemical Zone▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/>WTI $111.54>Brent Crude $109.03>Dubai Crude $128.52▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4 ▶Live-streams:[YouTube] LIVE: Middle East real-time cameras from Iran, Israel, Qatar and more (embed)[YouTube] LIVE: Tel Aviv and Jerusalem skyline as Iran war continues (embed)[YouTube] LIVE: Beirut skyline as Israel strikes Lebanon (embed)▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>532483723>Kike on turk vpn bakeWell better than nothing i guess
So trumps uranium hunt went terrible but not catastrophic. They are covering it up right now.
Multiple strikes reported in Shiraz, Fars Province and Qom.
The way that you can tell that the rescue mission story is completely fake is because the US military would not give a single solitary fuck about saving some doomed zogbot. The story about them trying to bust enriched uranium out of Isfahan and load it onto planes to exfiltrate actually makes sense. And they fucking failed. LOL.
>be iranian>die horribly in a car fire>your government uses the charred remains of your skull and says you're a zogbotBrutal humiliation, how come none of the shills will apologize for mocking one of their own?
praise be to AllahRETVRN TO ISLAM
>>>532483723Yahu(יָהּ), bless Israel. Yahu(יָהּ), bless European-Americans. Yahu(יָהּ), bless the European Union. >Amen(אָמֵן).
Shitlamic Republic wen't from>we will stone any woman who shows hair or steps out of lineto>yasss kween burn that infidel's picture like the khamenei meme>we need the power of internet updoots, Allah's Rules be damned>show that sassy hair!it's IranoverRegimeinShambles
strait closed but migger bar open
>>532483723The spec ops insertion thing is so far fetchedOccam's razor says the US just didn't want pilot beheading.720p.HEVC plastered all over the internet because it would be like hipsters forcing them to withdraw from Vietnam all over again.
>we..WE DIDNT WANT THE PILOT ANYWAY
>Trump: “We have rescued the seriously wounded, and really brave, F-15 Crew Member/Officer, from deep inside the mountains of Iran. The Iranian Military was looking hard, in big numbers, and getting close. He is a highly respected Colonel.>This type of raid is seldom attempted because of the danger to "man and equipment." It just doesn't happen! The second raid came after the first one, where we rescued the pilot in broad daylight, also unusual, spending seven hours over Iran. An AMAZING show of bravery and talent by all! I will be having a News Conference, with the Military, at the Oval Office, on Monday, at 1:00 P.M. God Bless our great MILITARY WARRIORS! President>DONALD J. TRUMP”
AND THEN LOAD UP THE ENRICHED URANIUM ONTO PLANES AND FLY THAT SUMMA BITCH OUTTA HERE JUNIOR BIRDMAN STYLE>Sir, that's insane.YOU'RE FIRED BITCH
>>532483856That's not a skull you stupid dumbasses, that's the head of the driveshaft connected to the transaxle for the rear wheels of the car. For fucks sake. Fuck these retarded zoomers.
>>532483846>because the US military would not give a single solitary fuck about saving some doomed zogbotSpoken like a true brown retard LOL
>>532483723>>532483825He fucked up the youtube streams completely...
>>532483880You miggers are disgusting. Please stop posting your gay erotic migger porn.
>>532483723Kike zogbot general?
I really want to ask stupid questions
brown and loud is no way to die faggots
>>532483856shitskins dont care about each other at all, they have no passion for their fellow man. all that matters to them is 'face' aka izzat.
MIGGERSISTERS, MY CONDOLENCES, DONKE IS DEAD.
>>532483723You're not a good baker
>>532483846the runway plane plan leaked prior evenhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/wapo is the paper of the CIA, NYT is of the FBIso CIA leaked to WAPOin the photo the location 30-40km distant from the abandoned runaway
>>532483829>see fresh bread>immediately shit on itGo away
>>532483856>>532483837>>532483878>>532483906>>532483995TOTAL IRAN BOMBARDMENT>right or wrong
>>532483846>The story about them trying to bust enriched uranium out of Isfahan and load it onto planes to exfiltrate actually makes senseIt does not.The payload is buried.It cannot be just picked and moved on a plane.This is a massive, massive operation that would have to last days at least. Heavy equipment, protective gear, utmost care.Perhaps they were scouting for something.
>>532483947How do you even do this without getting stage 5 cancer halfway through the loading process
How and why is the US so incompetent at this war?
Iraq base status ?does anyone have the pic of bloody faced jew from the beginning of the war
>>532483723Finally a based and MAGA pulled thread
>Tell me more about how you'd fix the Middle East, anon
>>532483856Atleast he was dead already, zigger sliterally shot one of their own wounded and blamed on "da hohols". Dont expect human behaviour from shitskins
>>532483937May we see a pic of the 'rescued pilot', Donny Dementia?
>>532483878> >we will stone any woman who shows hair or steps out of line Wut?
There is an obvious psyop going on right now from American conservatives and Jews to blame Europe for the war and create a political divergence from the EU.
>>532484031L
>>532483937W im against the war, but after looking into this all the conspiracies are retarded. our special forces are god tier
>>532483890>The spec ops insertion thing is so far fetchedthey literally rehearsed for it and found an LZ hundreds of km northeast, INTO Iran, for the "rescue op" that just so happened to be a short heli ride away from the Isafhan nuke centre and surprise! they brougth helis! In the planes! To search for the pilot!>>532483890>Occam's razorwhy risk many more pilots when you could send one or max two helis with the same air cover to the actual location of the pilot hundreds of km closer to friendly skies? Why use a freakin plane at all?
>>532483968I think that one's doing it ironically, idk anymore though half the posters here aren't even human, something bad happened last night clearly and the botfarm is spamming these threads at such a retarded speed for like 10 hrs now
>>532483829Anon's on the ball.THE TRUTH IS OUTThis was the ride to get the "material". And it had to become a rescue operation all of a sudden. They went for "le uranium" and barely made it back with their ass bleeding.A FUCKING DISASTER. LMAO!!!!
>>532483968I guess autism prevented you from seeing the parody.
/pol/ will tell you these guys are white with a straight face
>>532483846"Heheh, stupid Americans will have to watch their pilot get tortured to death">Americans slaughter hundreds of shitskins and save their pilot easily"NOOOOOOOOO it was actually a covert op for some completely made up thing NOOOOOO"You got cucked. Teeth nice and busted out. Total American Victory. Again. The whole war is gonna be like this you know. You getting cucked and looking stupid and then coping after the fact.When the IRGC surrenders, you're going to make up some nonsense about how it's actually a TACTICAL MARTYR surrender and they really won. I will be there on that day to laugh at you then, too.
NEW BAKER NEEDED
I miss the two Egypt and Israeli anons from yesterday
>>532484070why would it matter if zogbots get cancer?
>>532484144distance of the runway to the tunnel
>>532484139It's working, fuck your Jew wars
>>532483856Because this is the brownoid playbook from the very beginning for Pigran bootlickers.>so what if PIGRAN is suffering catastrophic losses>at least they're owning da jooz on my behalf while I sit in my comfy chair
ir*nfags, thirdworlders, niggers and leftists can't understand the concept of the value of human life and they have the material things above everything, a single White American man is worth 10.000 niggers! Donald J. Trump is Alexander the Great of our era and every faggot who rejected him (Like Peter rejected Jesus, spics and eurofags did) will die alone without the support of Mr. Trump. TOTAL IRANIAN DEATH AND 51 HOURS 5 MINUTES LEFT TO CHARGE YOU DILDOTICK TOCK
>>532484108>blush>look down>mutter an apology
>>532484070Enriched Uranium isn't that radioactive. 704 million years half-life
>>532484108Send the kikes to cuba, make it the new promised landI'm a fucking genius, give me the nobel peace prize
>>532484031The botched uranium heist mission theory makes perfect sense at this point.
>>532483645What could they realistically have accomplished with the limited assets they had in place? How do you fly 40 km to a location to seize material you’re not even sure is there, without any excavation equipment?
>did we win pete?
I haven't followed events all that closely for a while. Do we have conclusive proof of Bibi being alive?
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
>>532484159Botched uranium heist is really the only thing that makes senseJew rats and their migger minions on suicide watch
>>532484218do NOT give Cuba to the kikes, it's way too nice
someone make this make sense without magic
>>532484190No normal anon would look at this juicy juicy obvious fact pattern and spam retarded migger crap.Everybody say hellow to our glownigger spam friends.You go busted.
>>532483846Not even remotely close areas schizo. North is where uranium is buried, south is where the makeshift strip was build.
>>532484203>>532484202>>532484168>>532484170Kek. Total Iran Bombardment, right or wrong.
>>532484167What are you complaining about? He's doing it perfectly. You're terrible at identifying targets and you attack your own friends out of blind spite. That's the side you chose to be on.Ideal symbolism. Go fight more for my amusement, pig.
>>532484168>>532481753For bravely defending their land against invaders even in technological inferiority, they are whiter than you will ever be.
>>532484139Red meat waved in the face of Miggers because Euros are a safe edgy regime approved target of hatred to keep dumb cattle Americans distracted over shit that doesn't matter. These are the tools of mass and scale by which a minority rules over the majority.
>>532484108Jewish goddesses! Only for White Warriors and +135 IQ people like me! ir*trannys and eurofags couldn't afford a sephardic gf!
>>532484233https://thebulletin.org/2026/03/analysis-iran-likely-transferred-highly-enriched-uranium-to-isfahan-before-the-june-strikes/
>>532484074Trump is sort of well meaning but also Jewish owned and on top of it all retarded so he's surrounded by people who tell him what he wants to hear while they have their own agendas. There is a world where he could've served Israel without completely destroying American hegemony but he was too retarded to manage thatI think he's starting to realize that now though, hegseth is out by end of week after this last fuck up garunteed
>>532483949>head of the driveshaft connected to the transaxle for the rear wheelsyeah quite possibly it's just pareidolia - that's exactly what would be in that place.
>>532484151because special forces are all mechanical masters at this shit. they are psychopaths and genius at what they can do. in all their ops history, theyve failed like 3 times
>>532483829Ohh, so the reason it sounded like a US war movie was because the narrative was fictional? Makes sense
>>532484275The entire story post-crash of the F-15 is nonsense.
>>532484167You're the one who keeps posting gay shirtless Trumps. Now you are posting your shity drawings of Trump. Why do you have TB of Trump pictures of Trump on your hard drive?You miggers are foul degenerate scum.
>>532484304Hey Pablo, when are you gonna apologize for mocking that poor dead Iranian?
>>532484150Iran could have smoked them all with a drone-swarm, regardless of how "god tier" they are.No idea how they fumbled this so badly.
>>532484247me in the tank
>>532484283It's FAR closer than where muh WSO might have ejected, which was in an entirely different part of Iran altogetherAlso note there's only a national park and farms between the 'forward base' and facility
>>532484317Where do they get the skulls to make the transaxles then? Checkmate atheists.
>>532484309>Jewish goddessesMore like Jewish semen demons
>>532484368That was not me.
>>532483937Is this new? Or is this before he praised Allah on easter and missed all his appearances today?
>>532484324>because special forces are all mechanical masters at this shit. they are psychopaths and genius at what they can do. in all their ops history, theyve failed like 3 timesglazing apart, why would this *NOT* be an aborted raid to get the nuclear mcguffin?
Here we go boys.Oil market's have openedhttps://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/crude-oil
>>532484275After the 9/11 report I'm surprised any of you niggers believe anything your government says.Eastern or western, democracy or not, government always lies
>>532484412>Where do they get the skulls to make the transaxles then? Checkmate atheists.sonofa...
Is anyone drinking water right now
Isn’t insane turdies can’t seem to fathom why america would spend so much extracting a colonel rather than letting him die?It like they put more focus on the $ value of the plane than the intangible skills and knowledge of the pilot.
>>532484432Sure thing bro
BREAKING: SHABBOS GOY MARIO NAWFAL SAYS TRYING TO DESTROY IRAN MISSILE CITIES IS FUTILE>Israeli media reporting an Air Force source:>“The IDF does not have the capability to destroy the missile cities of the Revolutionary Guards.” >If that’s true… “30% missiles left” might be the overestimate of the century.>Source: @officialrnintelMigger bros...
>>532484440Really, crude is up just 1%?
>>532483856Izzat n shit. Shills are never wrong.
>>532484376Uh you don't seriously believe they blew up their own planes right? Iran did torch them. Who knows what the casualties are I mean who the fuck would leave his underpants behind?
>>532484440stonks
>>532484283its close - reaper drone over head fire support- little bird raid team (assuming iran opened it)- locate iranium get it out- get some transport helicopter put the iranium in- fly 10-20m to runway (maybe 2 or 3 times or whatever)- put uranium in cargo planes- get outit is the plan that leaked and was chosen by trump personallyit failed, it is a massive, massive L
>>532484451i dont trust a single thing from fagcom. i jsut want to see miga struggle to comprehend it.
>>532484464Wasn't he a wizzo
Anyone who still supports Trump is a jew or a golem, no ifs, no buts
>>532484303I don't have a side, you faggy shill.>>532484366Take your meds, schizo. I don't have AI Trump photos. You were talking about the anon who is parodying the gaylord troll, who keeps posting the homoerotic shit. Unless you're just pretending to be retarded. Gj in that case.
>>532484440Don't worry goy that pilot we rescued had 200 million barrels of oil he smuggled out in his ass
>>532484283it doesnt have to be close at all. its well within the little birds range, and a 7 hour operation fits! USA USA USA, cry more browns and niggers <3
>>532484332nah, it is trumps plan he ordered it that is why everybody with a brain resigned>>532484031
what's gotten into this zesty nigger that he suddenly started writing in all caps? >>532484311interesting
Looking back we were fully aware
>>532484456water sucks but I'm huffing oxygen rn
Why are the shills so active now? They are even trying to take over the threads.
the shilling volume is insane
>i will give you iran 48 hours + 5 days + 10 days + 48 hours or else
>>532484586Can we have a conversation
>>532484139>There is an obvious psyop going on right now from American conservatives and Jews to blame Europe for the war and create a political divergence from the EU.I think part of it is just the genuine realization that the US is overextended strategically, and that we have little to gain from underwriting Europe's defense so they can be smug about their welfare statesElbridge Colby was talking about this. Europe needs to pull its own weight so the US can focus on containing China and holding on to the Middle East.
>>532484541miggers is a migger. Keep posting your migger fantasy pictures of Trump, migger. It will change nothing Trump will never love you.
>>532484482I guess they misoverestimated them
>>532484559I meant the heroic rescue mission part. The first narrative they've shared.
>>532484588we busted their uranium plan and the pilot rescue cover has falled apartnow they try to spam nigger it before it gets to the pressits not only /pol/ but iranian strategist, twitter all see through the dumb coverup independently
>>532484482I don't understand how the two are related lmao? What? Is this what Pigran mental gymnastics is?
>>532484588Its true, Iran shills are many, but thankfully very stupid
lol at the dead kike bot general
>>532484157i don't think it's a botfarm, it's just normal people who showed up because trump praised allah in a tweet
>>532484560>what's gotten into this zesty nigger that he suddenly started writing in all caps?1, he's not very smart, 0 understanding of game theory2. he's a ziobot
>>532484612Its because the operation last night was so successful and definitely involved a pilot being rescued and not a botched uranium grab
>>532484613>>i will give you iran 48 hours + 5 days + 10 days + 48 hours or elsehe extended it even more from 10AM monday to 8pm tuesday
So, the plan: rock up with transport planes filled with Little Birds. Secure landing strip then helps fly to Isfahan to grab the Uranium (we have an asset in place a certain 'spidermodammed' who will direct the delta guys to the stash). Grab Uranium, fly back to landing strip. Load everything up then fuck off back to base for beers and cakes. Do you agree, General????
Imagine the level of seethe these browns retards will have after U.S. conquers Kharg Island if they are seething this much about a rescued pilot.
>>532484660> that pic fucking KEEEEEEEK
>>532484560He is Arab and probably not a smart one.
>when you fire a bunch of generals to ram through your zany birdbrained scheme to do a uranium heist with a 0% chance of succeeding
>>532484488give it time 110 is the new base it will climb
i fucking hate miga so much now
>>532484541Hes a schizo himself, he says this shit to anyone who posts a picture of Trump. Just don't bother replying he'll just post more weird replies calling you a migger.
>>532484728>We didnt want the island anyways!
>532484640I really can't tell if schizophrenic or AI...
>>532484560What's going to destroy Iran more as a country Mario?>having your powerplants destroyedor>unconditionally surrendering to ZOG
>>532484499Do you get paid to make up shit or is it just a hobby?
>>532484588Because you schizos can't be normal people, the idea of a perfect operation is foreign to your kind! White Americans proved their superiority
>>532484668Its been all day and not slowed a bit, this isn't organic in the slightest, they could just have their own threads about it but this general is getting hammered
>>532484376>>532484497in the 80s we did a similar mission, total failure losing 8 men. none of it was covered up, we announced it the day later. I seriously doubt we would be able to cover this up. its not hard to believe. on the question of how iran fucked it up so badly, we need more details, that was a golden opportunity
>>532484728I asked you
>>532484488>>532484440PVMPING
>>532484636>Europe needs to pull its own weight so the US can focus on containing Chinathat train's long left the station, anon. This is the pivot FROM East Asia we're seeing. Just 18% of the JASSM stockpiles remain uncommitted to Operation Epic Fear. https://archive.ph/I6DRR
>>532484538If it means making euros and shitskins seethe then I’ll gladly be a Jew or golem
>>532484702*Helis fly
>>532484728Why would people seethe over flies conquering the flypaper?
>turd worldists cant comprehend that the crash site doesnt equal the location of the pilots, since they eject mid flight and drift on parachutes, hence why the makeshift airfield was located relative to the pilot, not the crash siteIs there anything sadder than this new uranium mission copium?
>>532484654>we busted their uranium plan and the pilot rescue cover has falled apartThe pilot rescue timing is totally suspicious, just at the time Trump was prepping for land operations.
>>532484728Considering how they only care about financial costs (nevermind that proportionally PIGRAN has already lost as much, if not more than the US)It would be hilarious, but I don't want to see high US casualties, because unlike brownoids I value the lives of my fellow Americans.
>>532484656>Retard LLM can't into basic reasoningThese are our tax dollars at work
>>532484793yeah cuz it's fuckin funny, lmao
>>532484588/k/opers invade every time zog gets humiliated and this whole war is the biggest humiliation they've ever known, of course they're here in force
>>532484560If he uses caps he thinks he’ll regain credibility
>>532484151>why risk many more pilots when you could send one or max two helis with the same air cover to the actual location of the pilot hundreds of km closer to friendly skies? Why use a freakin plane at all?You're asking about the C-130s I assume,I have no explanation for their usage but possibilities are endless,Do we even know what the standard operating procedure for a pilot CSAR operation is ?Maybe they all use C130s ?Maybe it was just regular ass cargo, ammunition and mobile artillery in case the CSAR teams needed to dig in somewhere ? Who knows,What I do know is that there are far more likely explanations than a SOF team insertionAs far as the pilots in fighters and other CAS aircraft are concerned,They risked these additional pilots because there was no other way to get the job done.
>>532484753trumps legacy the photo, the rapedthe losers war, venezuela syndrome
>$114 ACCEPTED$114 ACCEPTED>$114 ACCEPTED$114 ACCEPTED>$114 ACCEPTED$114 ACCEPTED
I have decided you little 'rescue op' was in fact a fucked up Uranium heist, Zoggies. Your response?
>>532484823And that's why you're their slave and why people mock you for it. And you deserve it too.
>>532484366Calm down that wafflebro is fine he's just making fun of the migger faggot spammer
To anyone wondering about whether the Shia of Bahrain will start an uprising:There are two unfortunate patterns you see in every Bahraini uprising (there were three major ones since "independence" in 1971)>Pattern 1: Every uprising was started by an external geopolitical happening.A 1981 failed coup tried to establish a Khomeinist Islamic Republic of Bahrain, inspired by what happened in Iran a year before. The 1990s uprising was linked to U.S. intrusion in the Gulf after Desert Storm. The 2011 uprising was inspired by the Arab Spring. The reason for this is that security infrastructure cracks down on any opposition movement gaining momentum during peacetime. Opposition networks (both online and IRL) are infested with glowniggers and immediately nuked if they go too far. Which means that whenever a dangerous moment (like now) arises, there's never a pre-existing body which can start working to overthrow the regime.>Pattern 2: Bahraini government always calls upon, and gets, overwhelming military power from Sunni Arab states to crush the people with immediate force. In 1981 and in the 1990s, this was in the form of "peace missions" by states like Jordan and Egypt. In 2011, though, the regime was so terrified that they called in a full-scale invasion by Saudi Arabia, who rolled in with modern APVs and tanks. And this is far more dangerous than 2011. If there's any sign of trouble, Saudis will not hesitate to absolutely rape the native Bahraini people into submission. Everyone here knows this. I'm not too involved with the opposition, but I know many who are, and when I ask them they always tell me the same thing: There's no point of doing anything if the end result is the regime staying in power and thousands of our own people dead, tortured, imprisoned.TL;DR - people here are beyond demoralized. There needs to be an external source of both hope and armed support for anything serious to happen. Until then you can ignore any rumours of trouble here.
>>532484613>NEXT TUESDAY I WILL FUCKING DEMOLISH YOU ALL>IF THE STRAIT'S NOT OPEN BY THURSDAY, YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR REAL>SATURDAY, YOUR LAST CHANCE>EXPECT BIG ACTION ON SUNDAY
>>532484797You do realize what world we live in today I hope, post Covid nobody tells the truth about anything
>>532484774oh ok, lol. Wasn't sure if AI or mentally ill. Thanks for the heads up, anon.
>>532484728Seethe? All of them will commit suicide! Browns i want you to record your suicide in live!
>>532484728TWO MORE WEEKS to invade kharg island and open the strait!
>>532484745
>>532484728member when you shilled for an azeri offensive first days of the war?
Who's baking the next one? Preferably someone who can actually include functioning URLs
>>532484660Russia just leaves its pilots in a ditch to get mulched by drones lol
>>532484728>Imagine the level of seethe these browns retards will have after U.S. conquers Kharg Island if they are seething this much about a rescued pilot.You may control Kharg Island all right... for how long, to what end and at what cost - these are the real questions
>>532484560They are breaking down mentally
>>532484835The plan was announced in CIA adjacent publication WaPo >>532484031It's official
>>532484890might have been both
>>532483878thats how you survive
>>532484797>on the question of how iran fucked it up so badlyAnyone competent in the IRGC is focused on major strategic locations like cities and munitions depotsThey do not have the manpower or assets to respond to threats outside of those areas, which is why all they were able to throw at the rescue teams and have searching for the pilot was random hillbilly BasijOn top of that, any vehicles you send need to be guarded by some pretty heavy duty AA since a ton of CAS was present to bomb anything
>>532484857It's the US destroying the fucking underground bunkers you retard. Since when has the claim ever been that Pissrael is destroying the underground bunkersWhy are Pigran bootlickers so utterly retrarded?
>>532484791
>>532484728t. a brown turk
>>532484892You’re the loser here, not me.
>>532484702It's so stupid, I believe it.
>>532484890if zoggies don't respond I will share your conclusionI like the cut of your jib
>>532484877War Crimes Pete will take the rap
>>532484835>they eject mid flight and drift on parachutesThey drift like 400 kilometers?
$115>$115$115>$115$115>$115$115>$115
>>532484793>they could just have their own threadsSeething tranny desperate for his echo chamber lol
>>532484901How are you doing personally? How you feeling bro
>>532484560Doesn't he live in Dubai? kek
>doesn't care about the strait>secret ground mission fails overnight>open the fuckin' straitreally makes you think
>>532484890Yeah, that rescue mission thing is pure bullshit and the pilot never existed. Trump is seething because the ground operation failed. The sudden increase of bots and zogshills confirm it
>WTI OVER $115
>>532485013>I'm willingly a slave of the JewsYes, you are.
>>532484975you are a retard. your entire story is falling apart as the maps show you didnt save shit. you made a uranium run and failed horrendously.
>>532484890That’s your head canon. Have fun with your imaginary wins.
>>532484770LMAO! Thanks anon! in less than 12 hours a whole high secret black op gets blown wide open to the public with maps an everything.What a time to be alive.
>>532485055We're talking about trump praising Allah look it was funny tranny but you don't have to shit up the thread with it all day
>>532484995False, Israelis have small, mutilated dicks because the Rabbi sucked on them and gave them herpes.
I can't believe the Zoggies fell for the old 'Spider Mohamed' is our man in Isfahan play, hahaha hahahaha.
>>532484560>what's gotten into this zesty nigger that he suddenly started writing in all caps?The post-journalism discourse rewards crass, inflammatory statements and discourages any nuance. The glowniggers have adapted their messaging to the modern era. That's why they just call you brown and spam HAHAHA TRANNIES LOST. Hitler knew a thing or two about propaganda. He said that if you repeat a big enough lie often enough and brazenly enough, people can't imagine that it could be false.
>>532485096You are very stupid
>>532484901are Shia people living shitty lives compared to Sunnis in Bahrain?
>>532485027>Make up an obviously absurd point after fake car crash picture is exposed, demand response.
>>532484873>Do we even know what the standard operating procedure for a pilot CSAR operation is ?>Maybe they all use C130s ?how would it be the case when in many biomes it'd be impossible to just "find or create a runway"? Instead, even in the jungles of vietnam, planes could bomb a clearing that choppers could land in, grab a downed pilot and fly off. >What I do know is that there are far more likely explanations than a SOF team insertionthe point is that CSARs have PJs who secure the LZ and the pilot, a chopper comes in and grabs the bunch and flies away. No need for a runway.
>>532484728Kill yourself
>>532484835>ackshually, it's perfectly normal to bring two large transport planes to rescue one pilotThe fact that you kike shills are now doing damage control proves the theory is real, more so than anything else.
>>532483950the jews in charge dont give a single fuck about your goy ass
i was promised 200 dollar oil but it has never gotten over 120 did muzzrats lie again?
>Supreme Leader Khameni replaced with Supreme Leader Khameni>military objectives include opening a strait that was open before the war>gulf meme monarchs on suicide watch>iran finally forced burgers to do what the public has been demanding for 10+ years and get the fuck out of iraq>zog militaries running on fumes after burning through their missile reserves>critical defenses diverted from critical areas like taiwan and worst korea just to bolster this effort>objectives for ending the war can only be achieved through diplomacy but zog sneak attacks made diplomacy impossible>better than even odds that satanyahu got deleted by an iranian missile>Trump about five seconds away from reciting the shahada and saying Allahu ackbar>great victories include rescuing one (1) pilot from iranian territory after his plane got shot down by a country whose air force has been obliterated five times over>carrier groups scared to go near a country whose navy has been obliterated seven times over>the ultimatum for total destruction has been moved four times now due to “productive diplomatic talks” that iran claims aren’t happening>eglin at SHILLCON-1 this whole timeAh yes, this definitely sounds like what someone does when they think they’re winning
>>532484995island nigger is mad? Donald J. Trump is invading next whatever your shithole is!
>>532485014It's as credible as Jimmy Carter's rescue op, just about..
>>532484990The U.S. hasn't destroyed a single bunker and you are unable to prove that it has.
>>532485183I am loving the parody of the homoerotic memester. He was funny and you're funny
>>532484031Kek, remember to never let the jew rats and miggers infesting these threads live this down
>>532485136>>532484770make it make sense you stupid nigger. should be easy coping fucking retard.
>>532485178shutup, migger. No one is reading your fan lemon post of Trump and you.
>>532484791I don't know if you get describe needing to rescue a stranded pilot from a downed fighter a 'perfect operation'. A lot of things needed to go wrong for that to be necessary in the first place.
>>532484108blow israel up
>>532485090and your point? White Americans cand afford that price, only brown and eurofags will starve
200 posts in 20 minutes
>>532485083Capturing the uranium would have allowed him an offramp.Now the Strait is important again, even though he doesn't care. This whole situation is becoming farcical and retarded.
>>532485173Reserve oil release and Trump's stalling tactics have kept it down. Give it another month.
>>532485045Can you please show the source that the crash site was 400km away from the airfield? Reliable geolocator autists only, not some turd worlder on twitter
>>532484890i don't think it was *the* uranium mission, they'd need way much more than that..... but it was testing if they could do one or other recon for a future oneit definitely wasn't just a rescue
Can someone who understands URLs bake?
>>532485129Goyim is jealous of rhe master..... happens a lot
>>532485173>being this dumb there was still a lot in the supply chain. the price increase you're seeing is currently all speculation, no actual shortage. the real shortage is coming.
>>532485270Is that a lot or a little
>>532485108all makes sense road is correct.
>>532484275First pilot crashed on a peaceful diplomatic mission. The crash was actually China's fault, they shined a light in his eyes. He was surrounded by scary Iranians but Spiderman and Thor rescued him at the last second.
>>532484108SureNUKE ISRAELUKEISRAEL
Iran vs US is some biblical tier shit
>>532485178Remember way backa whole month ago when this retarded orange nigger was demanding that he choose the next supreme leader?Now it's please just dilate the strait kek
>>532485173>100 a barrel? Pfft who cares>110? YawwwnYou are here >120 is good now>130? Haha that's nothing stupid lying muzzies>150? I actually enjoy these gas prices you're brown if you dont>look it's 200 a barrel but this is just the new normal
>>532485134They stick out like a sore thumb tho.
>>532485027>They captured both the pilots >Okay the pilot got away but they got the WSO>Okay the WSO got away too but look at this skull>Okay it was an Iranian car but what if the whole operation was a secret plot to steal the ark of the covenant from an underground bunker and they failed to secure it? Guess you lostLmao.
>>532485324Am I helping Iran if I top up my tank?
>>532484990The US and Israel are working closely together. If a kike air force officer says air power alone isn't enough to destroy Iran's missile launch capability, I'm inclined to believe him over a random shillWhat the fuck do you think the israelis have been up to since the start of the war, if not destroying iran's capability to launch missiles? Netanyahu gave a speech less than a week ago talking about how israel was "halfway" towards accomplishing thisJust a desperate shill trying to use semantics to pretend everything is copacetic lol
>>532485141can you substantiate your claims or reason why the leaked plan from february, the material brought to theater and the location don't confirm that donald trumps uranium heist plan failed?twitter, iranian analyst and 4chan have now all settled independently on this conclusion all from a different approachyou on the other hand with your recycled stale shill meme, no argument you stand out like a paid operativebe free to provide a contraditory hypothesis you double nigger
>>532482868Didn't it turn out that she was a random roastie completely unrelated to Soleimani?
>>532484108My pops always said giving Israel to the Jews was the dumbest thing we’ve ever done and he always said we should have just given them part of west Texas and just told them it was Israel.
>>532485362You're opinion is irrelevant, you migger.
>>532485384At this rate, in the next 12 hours they'll start involving aliens in their schemes
>>532485149>that ID>T0x1lN2rYour name is Toxin Nigger from now on.
My fellow Americans>We still have work tomorrow
>>532485384zogshill writes but says nothing, not going to worktrump got bustedthe uranium heist plan failed
>>532485371The excuse will be: "yeah it's been a while, that's all inflation"
>>532485444Checked. Yes, that’s what they Iranians are saying. The mutts think they got the right one kek
>>532484560>dont even try to defend yourself! just give up and let yourself get raped!lmao what a faggot
The pilot shit was just a media story in case that the real operation failed.
for baker, I had this saved. Not sure if you want to use it.https://rentry.org/PIGOPContains all links.
>$116/barrel
>>532485444They'll just say she's related anyway and claim they captured an important Iranian asset lmao this administration does not give a shit about facts, that's why they've won at least 40 times already
>>532485496Imagine being a wagie KEK
>>532485496>having a jobcucked beyond belief
>>532485423That's not what it says in the twitter cap you fucking mongrel. IT says PISSRAEL lacks the capabilities. Which they do! They don't have our bunker busters. You're the one grasping at straws here you clown. If we left this shitshow, Pigran would be unstoppable against Pissrael.
>>532485299>let's plan a robust mission with plenty of redundancies and overwhelming firepower in case unexpected contingencies arise.>sir, wait, hear me out...let's just send like 1 or 2 helicopters out by themselves. It will save on fuel costs>brilliant idea lieutenant dipshit! Just stop spamming this trash.
>>532485285See here to the left here >>532484250It's from https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2k1dgz142oJet was downed in South Iran, actual rescue mission was spotted in Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad Province, Southwest Iran
>>532485487>>532485384Why did the Washington Post announce the plan that you no longer think is credible? >>532484031
>>532485254Traitors aren't allowed in the Great USA! You must be a micro-dick chink, i'm reporting you and your whole family to the government and you will beg for a fast execution but ohh small dick chink boi....... but you said mean things about Donald J. Trump and the punishment will be hard!
>>532485062Very well thanks. Though I have a stomach acheDo you remember the burger restaurant in Bahrain I told you about yesterday? Blame it>>532485139Not shitty, but obviously unequal. Life if you're a Sunni here is literally better than Dubai. That's only overshadowed by the visibly poorer lives of the Shia majority
have not seen a raid this intense since the fappeningwe are over the target boys
>>532485523do we know why he wasn't wearing pants? was he having gay buttsex?
>>532485526>pump it
>>532485547The U.S. has not destroyed any bunkers
Can't wait for the "Oh we weren't really trying to grab the Uranium, it was just a trial run haha" cope from the Zoggies.
They're calling it Trump's Failed Uranium Heist
>>532485550>it's afraid254 posts already in 30 mins, the shills are at copecon 1US astroturfing is retardedly bad
>>532485535>>532485541Hey I make parts for mil craft you should be thanking me for having a thread to post in
>>532485523can you niggers not even copy paste? that's old shit all you have to do is just copy paste the latest OP how hard is it I'll do one last bake dont fuck it up after
>>532485623nice thumbnail
NeutralChad here. Am I still allowed to ask why the US hasn’t posted a picture of the rescued pilot yet?
The Great Failed Uranium Heist of '26
>>532485371Don't look up who the world's largest producer of crude oil is
>>532485583What was it again? Route 66? Also how is everyone able to identify me instantly
>>532485299I'm thinking it might not even be over yet.Maybe its all a cover for having a bunch of specops go to ground in that national park and move on foot to Ishafan nuke base.
>>532485578You can't load uranium onto a little bird. That's like trying to take the gold from fort Knox with a Mazda Miata
>>532485672Is that you in picrel
>>532485623trial run would expose the runway, meaning it had to be yesterdayonce you bring the fat transport planes on site
>>532485432>Prove that random schizo shit I made up isn't real and didn't happen. A bunch of paid shills after a desperate meeting to distract from their complete loss came up with a new fake propaganda. Now you must pretend it's realI don't give in to schizo delusions. I will not call the tanny 'she' and I will not accept you're a 'german' no matter what flag you use for a VPN
>>532485629>Trump's Failed Uranium Heist>TFUH
begin posting the maps of the coordinates to make shills angry in op image.
>>532485672Ask away, fren. Zoggies, your response?
>>532485495>Your name is Toxin Nigger from now on.Toxiin 2r ? I have to add it to my collection. Kek has truly blessed me over the years
>>532485672no but you may ask such about any supposed iranians if you wish
>>532485547How are bunker busters going to destroy a facility buried beneath 600m of granite mountain? lolIt's all bullshit, just like last June where he claimed we "destroyed" Iran's nuclear weapons program and then attacked less than a year later because apparently they were two weeks away from getting a nuclear weapon again
>>532485672Assuming he exists, he's probably in ITU.
>>532485578>links post as if its proof>his OWN evidence posts a bunch of shit they didnt have for said operation lol
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRR LOOK AT IT GOOOO
>>532485583elaborate further
>>532485605>be sleeping>missile alert goes off>hmm should I stop and put on my pants so I don't get made fun of on TikTok before I run to the bunkerTbh I imagine a lot of zoomers would fail this basic survival test
>>532483723Why are roaches such good goy golems?
>>532485444ir*fags and browns like you love to lie but you are right in this one, that bitch isn't Soleimani's niece! A small error that will cost 1000 brown lives..
Iranian niggas better wake up and prepare quick-to-launch FPV drones for the next assault
>>532485713I know, fren, I was just shit posting on the Zoggies..
>>532485605>US army unlocked *Russian style punishment*
>>532485741bury it further, moron kek
>>532485711Yes, here's another pic from a Neutralposter
>>532485362>reopen the strait that was open before I surprise bombed the closest thing you have to a pope>please>I’ll bomb you again o algo if you don’t>>532485606Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t anything above $100 catastrophic for the world economy if it stays there for too long?
>>532483723https://x.com/clashreport/status/2040736957018390996C295 spotted apparently. They absolutely were trying to stage for a uranium heist. I wonder how it all went wrong.
>>532485672whoa there, cool it with the antisemitism
>>532485672I'm sure the top priority in the military right now is to make schizo /pig/gers happy
>>532485701That's what the C-130s were forYou dummy.
>>532485831>Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t anything above $100 catastrophic for the world economy if it stays there for too long?oil was over $100 for YEARS under Obama
>>532485432The uranium heist plan would take weeks and involve a shitload more soldiers and assets then what was involved here. Iran itself calls it a rescued mission, where first they shot down the 130s and then later claimed to encircle them forcing the US to bomb their own shit. This being a failed heist is schizo posting or brownoid coping.
>>532485817Beautiful
>>532483829where’s the substance to this theory
>>532485672rather ask why the landing strip was 30km from the isfahan nuclear technology center and the crash site was 300km to the southand why this the location was that trump planned to raid according to leaked plans in february in the washington postthe neutral position is that trump tried his dumb plan and it went all fucked>>532484031trumps plan to raid the uranium in the isfahan nuclear institute leaked in february to the washington postthe exact location of the runway where all the planes and helicopters got destroyed
>>532485444>>532485509>>532485527>>532485790Can I see the denials that these are Solemani's family?Because I'm looking at the records that they got tourist visas in 2015, were granted asylum in 2019 and given green cards in 2021
WOWHOLY CRAPUpdate. Tehran is under a MASSIVE UNPRECEDENTED attack right. Bunker Busters all over. Irans missile are down 98%.The regime is finished.
>>532485701Its only 900 pounds, you could carry 900 pounds with 4 birds across 40km then load them onto Hercules.
>>532485678>Route 66?Yes>Also how is everyone able to identify me instantlyYour posts have a strangely comforting aura. Idk how to explain it
>>532485915>>532485915>>532485915>>532485915>>532485915>>532485915last bake, dont fuck it up kids just copy paste properly
>>532485701they had hh-60 the forces goal was to clear the area then go in.
>>532485675Unless you nationalize all oil production like some third world hellhole that oil is bought and sold on a free market. The government doesn't just own it cause a company within their borders extracts itAnd if you do nationalize the oil you destroy this money maker anyway, high oil prices don't just help your economy if you now have to choose between keeping or selling it to surviveYou're a fucking moron
>>532485694yeah could well be fren... plenty going on and theres no real way of knowing just yetthe blown up stuff could even be a decoy in itself giving the impression they scarpered away and it's over when there are a small group on the ground still
>>532485754If the plan is not credible why did Washington Post publish it
>>532485903the plan leaked in february>>532485889they started planning in february thats when the plan leaked
>>532485889>This being a failed heist is schizo posting or brownoid coping.Why not both?
>>532485930the one one the left is a tranny
>>532485937Link? Also why a bunch of bunker busters there?
>>532485807How's that been going so far? Five weeks into a war we "won" a month ago and no end in sight. Trump has to seethe on truth social about euros not helping him open the straits because he's apparently incapable of doing it himself. If he could have done it, don't you think he would've already?>inb4 trump's plan was for iran to export even more oil and get paid in yuan to do it!!lol
>>532485701>>532485871The HEU would actually weigh about a tonne including the cilinder
>>532485937thanks eric
>>532485905The execution of Plan Tard coincides with the firing of several Generals the day before, doesn't it?
>>532485887Obama should be arrested and publicly executed in Minnesota, that would teach trannies, niggers, browns, mullahs, pigrsians, commies, faggots, democrats, lesbians and leftists a lesson!
>>532485942the birds were for the assault team, they had pave hawks for transport I think
>>532485889>schizo postingWashington Post published it
>>532485807If we could destroy iran's shit by "burying" it then we wouldn't have needed to attack again after "annihilating" their nuclear program last june idiot lol
>>532485987My bet is on schizo posting. The English isn't bad enough for the other option. Or glories trying to muddy the waters and make this general unusable.
>>532485965>high oil prices are great for oil producing countries>except for the biggest oil producer in the world because that's different okay
>>532486117O shid o fuck I'm on half a tank now.
>>532485672No. Asking for evidence is something non-whites do, so it's not allowed.We whites just listen and believe.
Any new about Saintyahu operation in Satanicbanon? are hezbohniggers death already?
>>532485905>rather ask why the landing strip was 30km from the isfahan nuclear technology center and the crash site was 300km to the south>>and why this the location was that trump planned to raid according to leaked plans in february in the washington post>the neutral position is that trump tried his dumb plan and it went all fuckedAstute observation. Also, do you remember the heavy bombardment of what Iran claimed was the staging area the US used for this operation? It mysteriously got memoryholed in these threads
>>532486146Don't hold your breath waiting for a check from Exxon.
>>532485937>The regime is finished.Again?
>>532486198Exactly, high trust isn't a thing in brown or chink "societies"
>>532486146You consume more than you produce stupid niggerYou're now going to have to consume everything you produce and buy from others at ridiculous mark up, or did you think your gas price already rising was because high oil prices were good for you?
>>532485930you people are retarded
I'm spending my entire life savings on Shell and BP stocks. Thoughts?
>>532486232Given our available data, a botched uranium heist seems the most plausible conclusion.
>>532485930Here is the denial by his daughter : €Iranian media reports that two daughters of Martyr Qassem Soleimani have denied that the Iranian women arrested in the United States were related to the late general.>One daughter further clarified that the family members of General Soleimani could be found only amongst the Lur people of Iran.Link : https://t.me/RezistanceTrench/62500Having similar names yet unrelated is very common, even if she has the same father name. You should check the date of birth of the father of the one is in custody in the US and compare it with the date of birth of the real Sulaimani, you will see discrepancy.
>>532486294I wonder if a jew toddler who grew up after having his foreskin chewed clean off by the local rabbi will ever trust anyone again
>>532485937East Palestine nigger is back
>>532486398Seems a decent bet.
>>532485976Read the full plan nigger.The scale and scope of an operation at Isfahan alone would easily require 1,000 military personnel
>>532486187Im having toping off every 5 days, full tank since the start of this shit. I know there will be shortage of fuel at some point
>>532484702>drive up to the gate in a black mercedes>yes sir Mr General Ismail Qaani we will prepare the iranium for its transport to Tehran as to your orders in 20 minutes>ok my staff here in this truck will take the shipment, never mind that their faces are all covered, you know the american devils must never know the faces of our most secret unit
>>532484636>Containing China>Holding the Middle-EastHow do you accomplish the former while failing in the latter? Iran is nothing compared to China when it comes to their army and industry. The Chinese navy is already almost double that of your own and their anti-ship missiles are more advanced than anything you have.
>>532485672Should the president be meeting this guy and his family? He's basically a hero now.
>>532486724Well, that was their plan at least. Before this shitshow revealed our government's weakness and hubris
>>532485905Interdasting, you may be on to something here. How does the rescue operation factor in though - did they try to leverage the existing base for the rescue (seems unlikely), or Iranian search operations discovered the base or they were afraid they would be discovered, coincidence?
>>532485672Trump is hyping up a big news conference tomorrow. If there are not two (2) pilots there physically or remotely via video/pictures, we know one or both of them perished.
>>532484159This would make a lot of sense. They tried a Venezuela special forces maneuver and it went very south.
>>532485178You forgot losing Iraq. Iraq is half the size of Iran, so losing it means a 46 million strong country is now once again pro Shia
