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Trump hasn't even hit Iran's energy sector yet and oil already mooning. 150 a barrel this week
>>532485915- BREAKING: WTI crude oil futures have jumped to over $115 per barrel, while Brent crude oil futures have risen to above $111 per barrel.JUST
miga cope appreciation for failure
Uh goys what is happening with the oil prices
What will the orange demon bomb next, a petting zoo?
>>532486019miga cope appreciation of failure x 2 they prepped to get inside.
>>532485930Is she an Iran agent or not?I most know more about this thot
The thing I'm worried about the most is that Trump follows his evangelical base and sees this as the opportunity to begin the rapture through nucelar war so they can all enter heaven.
>>532486055yes it does
>>532486019So this whole thing was just cope for a hailed uranium heist?There's no way the Admin is that retarded right?
>lose 8 aircrafts to save 1 crippled zogmutt
>be iranian>die horribly in a car fire>your government uses the charred remains of your skull and says you're a zogbotBrutal humiliation, how come none of the shills will apologize for mocking one of their own?
>>532486014AYATOLLAH OPEN THE STRRAAAIIT
>>532486130Yes, they are.
>>532486014>>532486045 What does it mean?
>>532486130i cannot make any sense of it in how it played out. usually the simplest instinct is correct.
>>532485915Trump can't grow a beard for whatever reason, low T cuck ?
Trump's Failed Uranium HeistRevealed. Exposed. Botched.
>the planes got stuck in the sand
>>532486130plan leaked in february, before the execution everybody with a brain resigned
guys... the oil computer...
>>532486118>worriedI don't even have anything to lose anymore desuNuke the entire world, I genuinely don't give a shit. I practically lost everything after 2020 anyway
>>532486045>what is happeningit
>>532485915Missed this earlier but they used a C295 (rare!). Almost certainly confirms the uranium heist theory.https://x.com/clashreport/status/2040736957018390996
Surprise surprise, Cirnofag is one of the retards pushing this epic story lolI'm guessing him and his oomfies are the one spamming this retardation
>>532485945As an island you should have good seafood offerings
>send in 2 more helicopters
>>532486247I’m going to rape that twink
uh oh stinky
>dude bro we should just get in there and steal the uranium and scram, fuck the mullahs dude>maybe that's what they did>FUCK YOUUUU SHILL SCHIZO SHILLL BITCH
>>532486045They're antisemitically rising because they're driven by brown incels who don't believe daddy trump's pronouncements that the war will be over in two weeks and iran is begging for a truce
guys i cant believe 400 uhh 500 umm 700 basij soldiers died last night according to uhhh well to someone
Anyone remember the heavy bombardment of what Iran claimed was the staging area in Kuwait used by the US for this operation? It mysteriously got memory-holed.
>>532486247Classic cope story for people unable to cope with failure and defeat. Iran lost, accept it and move on.
>>532486247Are you disputing the positions on the map?
>>532486261But then again your fiqh is a bit more restrictive on the seafood issue, but maybe there's a difference of opinion I don't know about
>>532486206Reminder Hegseth fired the Chief of Staff and several Pentagon Goons a day before operation Desert Tard. The plot thickens, were they opposed to the plan??
>>532486153Apparently by pretending the movie plot to a hollywood movie about stealing Uranium from Iran is a real thing to distract from it. I mean US produces tons of enriched Uranium per year why would it need to steal 440kg of it?
is trump the first us president to praise allah on an official government channel?
>>532484901>There's no point of doing anything if the end result is the regime staying in power and thousands of our own people dead, tortured, imprisoned.how surveyed is bahrain ? if it's not new york level of surveillance underground movements can do sabotage and other fun stuff...
>>532486292Why would economy fail?
>>532486045>British oil is more expensive than Yankee oil Explains plox
>>532486247Did Cirno write the Washington Post article about it too?
Reminder, there is no deal, IRGC going to get hammered until they surrender or are so weakened that Iranians themselves finish the job by taking care of their political apparatus once internet comes back, there is no such a thing as "deal" with Trump, there is no JCPOA 2.0.
>>532485915$115 FUTES
>>532486206>Looks at story dateDid you really fall for that?
>>532486291>pentagon's lying to the publicthey wouldnt do that
UNRELENTING..SUSTAINEDTehran is being POUNDED right now ibto to submission. Massive explosions lighting up the city as far. IRAN must seek peace it. The regime is finished
FUUUUCK TFUMPS EASTER SCHIZO POSTING HAS COMPLETELY SPOOKED THE MARKET200 BY TUESDAY
>>532486321that was for kharg island not the uranium I thinkand pardon for saying february, the plan leaked this week
>>532486289Please do, itd be funny
>>532486380Trump will die before the IRGC surrenders.
>>532486222>trips of truthguess we're getting nuked
The time has come goys.
>>532486014Speculation should be punishable by death
>>532486399https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/
>>532486377WaPo did not once claim the pilot rescue mission was a uranium retrieval mission.
>>532486406>IRAN must seek peace it.Saar
>>532486345everybody is. the entire thing is collapsing so fast they cant stop it.
>>532485915ir*nfags, thirdworlders, niggers and leftists can't understand the concept of the value of human life and they have the material things above everything, a single White American man is worth 10.000 niggers! Donald J. Trump is Alexander the Great of our era and every faggot who rejected him (Like Peter rejected Jesus, spics and eurofags did) will die alone without the support of Mr. Trump. TOTAL IRANIAN DEATH AND 51 HOURS40 MINUTES LEFT TO CHARGE YOU SAMSUNG GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5GTICK TOCK
>>532485763The highest tier of regime-allied Sunni aristocratic families, I could probably name about 15-20 of them, control virtually all government and high corporate posts in the country. This sectarian nepotism trickles down into lower posts as well, both the government and large national corporations look to hire Sunnis first. Often you are accepted or rejected simply for your last name, because due to longtime segregation, Sunni vs. Shia last names are very distinctive and you can tell one from the other immediatelyThis means Shia mostly work lower-tier jobs or run small businesses. In addition, Shia and Sunni never live in the same regions and neighborhoods (with like 3 or 4 exceptions), which leads to most places in the country being sequestered Shia towns with poor development, and the minority of big cities and Sunni towns being exemplary modern comfort residences.
>>532486247just look at what we already know and it's clear there was more to this
URGENT INQUIRYMSM here, gonna try to write about this tomorrow if the boss lets me.So let me get this straight.The CIA leaked plans of the Uranium heist to the WaPo, here https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/Then the c-130 supposedly crashes an hour south of the military complex, here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isfahan_Nuclear_Technology/Research_Center#/map/0Where can I get a MSM source that says where the pilot was rescued from?Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>532486343Shias have different food fiqh?seafood is fair game as far as i'm aware. which is not much because we don't even fish in this country lol.
>>532486380Pete, lay off the booze you've got responsibilities now.
STONE AGE INCOMINGTRUMPALWAYSWINS
>>532486459>post link to storyDoesn't change the date, retard
>>532486289What if he consents, therefore hindering it from being rape
>>532486473Why would they blow the military's own psyop? Lol
>>532486130Yep, it's an incredibly stupid plan that had no real chance of success.They tried it anyway because they don't have any other options.
>>532486540FIFTH (or sixth?) TOTAL VICTORY SOON
Will hollywood make a movie how they saved the pilot?
>>532486543You must be pretty pissed off that the lid has been blown now, huh
>>532485915Any news about Saintyahu's operation in satanicbanon? are those satanic christian faggots death? or hezbaniggers at least, wipe them!
>>532486444Checked bike chads we won!
>>532486543it is not an aprils fool joke just because you do your mutt shuffle
>>532486510So true sister
>>532486380>Iranians themselves finish the jobStill rolling with the "Persians rise up" narrative after killing thousands of civilians
HOLY SMOKESIshifan getting pounded in the mustache tonight. The regime will not last much longerLarge thick black towers of smoke as far as the eye can see
>>532486380>Iranians take care of the IRGC>strait still closed>hate israel and US even more for bombing them
Why is Trump seeething after the rescue mission was succesfull? If it was true it would prove that they can do a ground operation, but he is losing his shit instead . The people buying the avengers tier story fronteras goverment are so fucking retarded
>>532486593Pilot?>>532486291
>>532486247Reminder that whatever Circno says there is a 99% he is wrong and a 50% that the opposite of what he says is the actual truth LMAAAAO
>>532486133
>>532486520Yeah they restrict some sea life like shellfish, lobster, prawn iirc
>>532486605I'm laughter harder each time you think it's real.>April 1st
>>532486411why though?shouldn't him becoming a muslim stop the war?
>>532486446it is not the speculation but the refinerys, terminals and oil fields your and israels war is burning downamericans and israelis are responsible for the prices not speculation
>>532486636Their people aren’t going to tolerate this war much longer, the Iranian regime is going to collapse
>>532486437yeah rip
>>5324863802 more weeks
>>532486211If all this uranium operation coverup shit turns out to be true, I can't even imagine the gigantic shartstorm that's going on behind closed doors for the muricans after the operation failed.Would Hogsent be fired for this?
can someone explain to me how not one, but several aircraft and helicopters get "stuck in sand" and have to be blown up?considering prior US claims about "damaged" aircraft and equipment i find this official narrative to be rather dubious
>>>532485915Yahu(יָהּ), bless Israel. Yahu(יָהּ), bless European-Americans. Yahu(יָהּ), bless the European Union. >Amen(אָמֵן).
S T O N EA G E
No wonder trump is so desperate to open the strait
>>532486345Yes, it's a good bet. Every general who said it was a fucking retarded plan got fired.
>>532486506>The highest tier of regime-allied Sunni aristocratic families, I could probably name about 15-20 of them, control virtually all government and high corporate posts in the country. This sectarian nepotism trickles down into lower posts as well, both the government and large national corporations look to hire Sunnis first. Often you are accepted or rejected simply for your last name, because due to longtime segregation, Sunni vs. Shia last names are very distinctive and you can tell one from the other immediately>This means Shia mostly work lower-tier jobs or run small businesses. In addition, Shia and Sunni never live in the same regions and neighborhoods (with like 3 or 4 exceptions), which leads to most places in the country being sequestered Shia towns with poor development, and the minority of big cities and Sunni towns being exemplary modern comfort residences.sounds like israel, what do you think of >>532486357
>>532486380The Iranian public is genuinely in the position of>I might hate the mullahs but holy fuck do I hate USA and the zionist entity moremonarchists have never been more of a joke than right now. There will not be an uprising as long as we’re talking about bombing them
>>532486349Lmao are you retarded?
>>532486759Failed heist, please understand
>>532486700what is your condition soldier?
UNCENSORED: Mullahs are RUNNING for their lives in Tehran after massive unprecedented bombardments. I am hearing reports the regime is BEGGING for peace. Will POTUS accept?
>>532486242The US only has 6 of these and they are used by one of our most secretive species ops units, the 427th. The last time they even confirmed this unit was active was back in like Vietnam.
>>532486759Landing in random deserts is risky but they got the guys out that’s all that matters. Planes can be replaced, US pilots cannot.
>>532486617F15 was shot down April 3rd.airman was rescued April 3rd.2nd airman was rescued April 4th.Keeps posting a story from April 1st.Do you see the problem yet?
>>532486349You're not going to heaven and your fake ass satanic kike messiah isn't coming.
>>532486045That's still cheaper than COVID peak.
I AM NOT YOUR TOOOYYY!!!(NOT YOUR TOY!)YOU STUPID GOOOY!!!
>>532486756There's can be very little doubt it's true, but any attemnpt to refute it will have to explain first why the forward base was less than 50km from Iran's known HEU stockpile, and 400km from the ejected WSO
>>532486370British Oil is in higher demand because a lot of refineries are tuned for it.American oil is mostly from fracking and generally not as widely adopted by western refineries.The US exports most of their own oil and imports most of their actually refined crude from Canada.>>532486759Aircraft can take some damage before being forced to land, especially small arms. But once on the ground it doesn't take a lot to keep them grounded. A single blown tire or leaking fuel line is enough to turn takeoff into suicide.
>>532485915>W-W..W-WE DIDN'T WANT THE PILOT A-ANYWAY YOU BASTARDSPraise be to Allahthis is a clown world how are they expecting me to take any of this seriously
>>532486313six gorillion orcs were taken down by the ghost of keevoh wait wrong war
>>532486876Unlikely that we will give them mercy. We must make sure theyre never a threat again
>It was a heist to get the Uranium out>Please just ignore that they didn't bring any of the equipment necessary to do that
>>532486506damn. that's shitty. it's a very small country so development being unequal is inexcusable. do people convert to Sunnism? are they treated any different or is it an almost ethnic thing?
>>532486153Nice cog teeth, they need some transmission oil lol
>>532486700Show me where on that article they, per legal requirements as a news agency, say it’s satire
>>532486636TOTAL IRAN BOMBARDMENT>right or wrong
>>532486841>Still can't explain why US would bother stealing enriched uranium when it can make it easily. You're failing hard shill.
>>532486153>lost two planes and two helicopters>but there is no casualties somehow
>>532486876>east-palestine-train-derailment-fire.jpgSarr???
>>532486520I think Jordan could do a lot of coastal saline aquaculture. I think I should start working on that project on Google earth next
>>532486756It is true, the plan leaked and everybody resigned.Trump still ordered it.
>>532486593100%. Lone survivor is a movie made on picrel military disaster where seals got their shit pushed in while having numerical superiority and air domination. Of course the movie showed 4 seals vs 60 billion taliban
>>532486511>MSM sourcePiss off, kike
>>532486130>walkedbecause the pilot happened to eject and land exactly where the plane crashed...god you zuttlovers are delusionally coping
>>532486164IT IS OPEN YOU FAT ORANGE RETAAARD
>>532486944What equipment?
>>532486900Bad news is we haven't hit the IRAN peak
>>532486291>Sprinter PressLITERALLY WHO????
>>532486826Ironically the Obama Doctrine could ahev toppled the Theocracy years ago by opening the country to secularisation and economic co-dependency.
Open that strait if you're so great.
>>532486444i hate bikefags so much it's unrealt. leftist
>>532487008How about you read the WaPo article your retards keep shilling endlessly
>>532486759they were obviously disabled by enemy fire. the us is lying regarding this.
>>532486959
>>532486636lmao that's literally the us, i'm not american and i can tell. Are you making fun of such posters, or are you a real the usual dumb migger ?
yeah all the coping proves the operation of the yanks was really embarrasing for iran
>>532486900>at least it's not bad as the pandemic yetAlright
>>532486130>There's no way the Admin is that retarded right?
>>532486045the insiders know
>>532486964What makes you think any of this is motivated by us not having enough uranium? Go ahead and explain that first
>>532486247Cirno IS the strongest fairy tho.
>>532486953No legal requirements to tell the truth in news. They can lie legally since they won that case a few years ago.
>>532486756Might explain why Fagseth sacked dozens of generals before the operation, they probably called him a retard to his face
>>532486885leaked plan -> mass resignation -> executionthe shot down plane was seperate and happenstance unrelated, went in got the pilot, done
>country is called bahRain>its a desert What did they mean by this?
>>532486380The Military basically gave them a 9/11 event to rally around, then proceeded to enflame that hatred even further by constantly bombing civilian infrastructure.'They will welcome us as liberators' has always been a cope, but nobody is delusional enough to believe it this time around.
>>532487068when did the US give any details on what happened?
>i will give you 48 hours + 5 days + 10 days + 48 hours or else
>>532486681>shellfishYeah that's forbidden>lobsterDisputed, some faqihs say it's fine, some don't.>prawnThis is perfectly fine, did I not tell you the prawn sandwich at Al Baik is the only thing I like there?>>532486357>can do sabotage and other fun stuff...Within the residential towns, it's actually very peaceful and quiet, we're left to our own and there's minimal state presenceProblem is, outside of that, anything that's actually worth sabotaging (police stations, oil infra, government offices etc.) and the areas around them are so insanely surveilled it makes New York look libertarian.
>>532486202He's just an effeminate faggot. He always wears a wall of makeup like a fucking cali slut, and talks like a faggot.
>>532486636>>532486746Ironic shill posting is actually a funny bit lmao here's your you
>>532487073unholy SEX with Negev-chan
>>532486242Why do you need this to rescue one pilot?
>>532486900>implying this is the peak
> madman theoryThis is your right-wing intellectuals.
>national gas average up another 2 cents todayI mean it feels good to be in the state with the lowest average, but its still up over a dollar than what it was in february... gay jewish war
>>532486759the iranians deployed pine tar on the whole desert please understand
Oil markets pumping
>>532487128It's called inferring it from the available information you low iq shitskin
>>5324871725 of them
>$100 oil is going to crash the econom-ACK!!!!!
It's fine Zoggies, I get it, your little spectacular heist failed miserably and now you have to cover your collosal fuck up with a 'b-b-but we got the pilot out'. Retard losers.
>>532485915
>>532486087its fake newssolimani's daughters are ugly and he doesnt have nieces abroad
>>532486964>The USA builds plenty of nukes, why would they ever need to stop other countries from building themKys you literal fucking retard
>>532487220so making shit up..got it.
Yay more high gas prices soooo much winning!
Based
>>532487124Bah roughly means “doesn’t” in Arabic. So Bah-Rain means “Doesn’t Rain”
Jordan could build two VVER-1200 reactors on a build own operate basis on the gulf of Aqaba and power a desalination plant and WWTP with it while being a good baseload.
>>532486992Lmao
>>532486636Filthy (You) farmer
>>532486902 It was a unused Iranian runway. Can't exactly choose where they are. Uranium heist would need a fuck ton more than 2 130s a dozen specops.
>>532486355Probably the first time the US government had "Praise be to Allah" written in any official communication anywhere (aside from quotes)Very progressive of him
>>532486345Operation Foreskin Eater
>>532486185>But the deeper driver is extreme prompt pressure-WTI backwardation has surged to record levels-signaling immediate demand for secure, deliverable barrels. With rising uncertainty around global shipping routes, WTI has effectively gained a "security premium," narrowing and even reversing its usual discount to Brent.Basically demand for WTI is jumping because of the uncertainty of shipping for Brent https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/WTI-Prices-Soar-Past-Brent
>>532487240we are going for 200+ in 20 days, reserves are running out and more and more refineries, terminals, pipelines and oilfields are blowing updue to the mad king in the white house escalating
>>532487096Explain why the US would need to steal Uranium first. Why would US need even more than it already has? You're the one claiming that US stole Iran's Uranium. I'm just pointing out how absurd your statement is.
>>532486997I found one.Unfortunately, I have to verify things before they make it up the food chain.Here are my sources now.Here is the source of the recovery locationhttps://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/how-perilous-us-rescue-mission-iran-nearly-went-off-course-2026-04-05/Here is the source of the Uranium Heisthttps://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/Here is the location of the Nuclear research centerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isfahan_Nuclear_Technology/Research_Center#/map/0By correlating these three data points we can draw a logical conclusion that this may have been a failed uranium heist.Expect to see a MSM article on this tomorrow.If you help other anons, we can actually do good work.
>>532487177>'pretending' to be a retard is a political strat90% of posters here would qualify for office
>>532487128msm reports quoting "officials">first they were stuck in the sand>then they suffered mechanical failuresi'm going to assume it's simply to hide materiel losses due to enemy action, as there's some weird censorship regarding such going on.
Stop coping niggers. no reason to believe it was a uranium mission, which would take probably 1,000 operators to pull off. this was clearly a rescue and even Iran reports it as a rescue. Iran fucked up badly and didnt expect us to use the full extent of the little birds range
>>532487258>he doesnt have nieces abroadthat may not be her, but he clearly does considering ICE just detained her and her momma in LA
>>532487245Ironic
>>532486511The real plan was as follows>land C-130s and small helicopters at abandoned airstrip 30km south of Isfahan>local team is already on site and provides civilian vehicles and a truck>drive to Isfahan nuclear site>drive up to the gate in a black mercedes>yes sir Mr General Ismail Qaani we will prepare the iranium for its transport to Tehran as to your orders in 20 minutes>ok my staff here in this truck will take the shipment, never mind that their faces are all covered, you know the american devils must never know the faces of our most secret unit>start driving back to airstrip with the iranium>helicopters provide close air support in case any bad guys show up >stealth drones provide overwatch>generic airstrikes in the distant surroundings as distraction>additional air firewpoer is loitering nearby just in case shit happes
>>532487286What does this mean for my comfy AI generation hobby?
>>532486291How many dead zogbots, that’s all I want to know, the real numbers
>>532487240High oil prices only helps our industry and makes us a lot of money. This war doesn’t hurt us at all
>>532486593>Will hollywood make a movie how they saved the pilot?yes and it will bring in 6 zogillion yuan, maybe that will cover the aircraft losses cost
>>532487172>>532486242I'm pretty sure there's a vid of them flying around, it looked like it was taken at sunset and the plane was flying in front of mountains. Somebody who has the vid can you please post?
>>532487133No one but the shills or the kikes who desperately want their failed state to survive believes trump has any credibility left at this pointIt's fucking embarrassingHow can you look at this and say it's someone who's in control of the situationIf he could have done shit he would've done it already, instead of making himself look like a fool by pushing his deadline back by over two weeks at this pointTrump is a global embarrassment to this country
>>532487134I have a comically bad memory
>>532487177>I was only pretending to be a jewish golemOk
>>532487380None. Zero. Zilch. Null
Cool speculation about the heist. Is there any legit reporting on it though?
>>532486975fishing is forbidden due to environmental preservation or something similar. if this projects hurts the environment then forget it.
>>532487177I'm pretty sure someone in the Iranian administration delivered a message to Trump and the "Praise be to Allah." Was probably a signal to verify that he, personally, received the message and not just one of his advisors. The rest of the tweet is him being a retard and signalling that he wasn't happy about the message. I can't remember if it was Ghalibaf but someone on Iranian media made a quip and suffixed it with "by the way, happy Easter" or something like that some time after the Allah tweet. Which was likely a counter signal of sorts.
>>532487259>Still can't explain why US needs to steal Uranium from Iran. No matter how hard you cope, you can't explain.
>W-W..W-WE DIDN'T WANT THE PILOT A-ANYWAY
>>532487134What if Iran shipped weapons to support the revolutionary uprising of the oppressed people of Bahrain? Even the US would approve, they have shown deep concern for Shia civilians.
>>532486019Can you publish all of the coordinates and what you think they correspond to. I can't make out what this all means.
>>532486291Figured as much.The whole thing felt odd.
god i hate eglinoids so much
>>532486946>is it an almost ethnic thing?Absolutely is. The native population of Bahrain (called baharna) was practically 100% Shia by the 18th century, after a conversion campaign by Safavid Iran.The modern Sunnis of Bahrain are all immigrants who came here from deeper within Arabia in the 19th and 20th centuries.The segregation I mentioned earlier means that even the Arabic dialects, local traditions, and general ways of life of each side are completely different. Virtually no intermarriage or conversions take place, each side "others" the other in a very rigid way. Practically two parallel ethnicities, yeah
>>532486370>115.07 is lower than 111.69nani?
>>532487121Here's a stupid question.Was the shot down F-15 part of the plan, to cover the insertion of multiple C-130s disguised as part of the search operation, OrDid the shooting down of the F-15 blow the operation by causing local defence forces in the region to start looking for intruding aircraft searching for the pilots which made them discover the special forces mission?Which is the dumber outcome?
>>532487451it would be fucking retarded to assume he personally controls his shitter accountgood theory except for that
Why aren't they parading the pilot before the media? It would be a great propaganda tactic
>>532486511Praise Allah in your piece
>>532487466apparently it was all for the yellow cake.
>>532486506>In addition, Shia and Sunni never live in the same regions and neighborhoods (with like 3 or 4 exceptions), which leads to most places in the country being sequestered Shia towns with poor development, and the minority of big cities and Sunni towns being exemplary modern comfort residences.I just checked the map and am amazed that all this happens in a country that's 60km in length on its longest axis. Now that you mention it I can clearly see that some areas are posher than others. Damn, anon. Do you face any difficulties getting promoted?
>>532487365>they pull out in the nick of time>fly off into the sunset>the mullahs shake their fists and AKs in the air in displeasure>i clap and shid simultaneous
>>532487531Because hes probably in a hospital you retard
Why is this war so different form ukraine
>>532487531Getting medical attention for his sprained ankle iirc
>>532487515>Was the shot down F-15 part of the plan,I don't think so, it might have come back from scouting the airfield tho or to see if the air is clear.
>>532487355>>532487240Yeah, Total Iran Bombardment(right or wrong)
>>532487336I don't know either way, but one of the original pretenses of this war was to stop Iran being able to produce a nuke, if Trump could physically remove the enriched Uranium that gives him an unequivocal win and the perfect off ramp to stop the bombing and push for diplomacy.
>>532487365Bribing people would make more sense than using a giant drill.
>>532487531Theres a 40% chance he's a vegetable.Ejection seats save lifes, but they can fuck you up.
>>532487453>They aren't stealing uranium cod they want it, they are taking it because they don't want Iran to have it and use it in a weaponyou may legit be tarded, get a test, the state will prob give you benefits
>>532487494How much do the Sunni's and Shia's hate each other in relation to Pissrael and the US? More? Way More? Less? Way Less?
>>532487468>Even the US would approve, they have shown deep concern for Shia civilians.
>>532487576it's really not all that different if putin had also not invaded with ground troops but just shot missiles over
So let me get this straight:A week ago, Trump surrogates start talking about a (batshit insane) plan to land spec ops and planes on an improvised landing strip in the mountains to extract the "nuclear dust" from Isfahan.A bunch of generals get fired.An F-15 pilot decides, for some insane reason, to walk 110 miles through the mountains in less than 2 days IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, to an existing landing strip in the mountains near Isfahan.Hmm, yes, that all makes perfect sense...
>>532487576Russians have 0 value for their own lives
>>532486291this is your cope.
>>532487322But the runway was further away from the crash site than the crash site was to Kuwait. It would make zero sense for the pilot to go there.
>>532486370Yankee oil they export is sweet oil, and British oil is light oil. Light oil is easier to refine.
>>532487009>>532487086Even if it goes to $150, so what? People dramatized the COVID era, but it was kind of a chill time. Less cars on the streets. Families gathering together more. Communities interacting more than before. People cared for each other more. Post scarcity society is great and all, bit we need a little reminder about real life from time to time. Even after those shennanigans, we lived.
>>532487576It hasn't turned into a WW1 meatgrind.. yet
>>532487336It’s called inferring from what trump and nuttyahoo have been saying for the past 30 years any time anybody mentions Iran. Im not going to spoonsneed a shill, try to figure it out yourself since you’re so smart>>532487365This sounds more like a Trump plan than a Kegsbreath plan but either way it’s breathtakingly stupid
>>532486019thank you, this way it is pretty clear what happened desu
>>532487636Will we see heroic scenes like this?
>Be USAF>F-15E gets waxed over Southern Iran on Friday>Pilot hits the silk, co-pilot is injured and grounded in the middle of nowhere>IRGC starts a literal manhunt with technicals and drones>This absolute chad of a pilot spends 24 hours playing Splinter Cell in the mountains>Climbs a 2,100m ridge on foot while bleeding out just to get a signal>USAF says "not today">Activates "Operation Eagle Claw 2.0">Land a literal fleet of HC-130Js and Little Birds on a dirt strip 400km deep in Iran>Right under the nose of Isfahan’s air defenses (KEK)>Hundreds of PJs and DevGru operators fast-rope in like it’s 1993 Mogadishu>A-10s and Reapers circling overhead deleting any IRGC convoy that gets within 5 miles>Commandos find the pilot, suppress the Iranians without even needing a full-blown firefight>The Catch: Two Combat Kings and two helis get stuck in the sand/mechanical failure>AFSOC doesn't even hesitate>Blows up $200M worth of planes on the ground just so the Iranians can’t look at the touchscreens>Fly everyone out on three fresh C-130s like nothing happenedImagine being an IRGC radar op and seeing a whole-ass runway appear in your backyard, only for it to vanish in a fireball two hours later along with the guy you were chasing.Is Iran’s AD actually just a bunch of guys with binoculars at this point? How do you let a "ghost squadron" (427th SOS) fly circles around your nuclear sites just to pick up one guy?>pic related, it's the Wyoming highway drills from '23. They literally practiced this on a random road in the Midwest so they could do it for real in Isfahan.Absolute state of Persian "sovereignty."https://thephillypi.com/the-isfahan-incursion-inside-the-most-daring-u-s-special-ops-rescue-since-eagle-claw/
>>532487380Yeah, same. It's odd how the numbers are still hidden despite the amount of aircraft carcass left behind.Unless it was parked beforehand and is the reason they managed to escape, while bombing what was left behind.
>>532487387>High oil prices only helps our industry and makes us a lot of moneyMoney for the oil companies lol, not for you pvt. shartinez>This war doesn’t hurt us at allEnjoy your seven dollars a gallon in a couple weeks. The US is not insulated from global gas prices. Oil companies here sell at international prices
>>532487662I JUST BOUGHT A 4 TON TRUCK THAT GETS 8 MILES TO THE GALLON. ITS OVER.
100 spec ops for 1 WSO?
>>532487657You must be one of those Texas Indians I hear about to be this stupid
>>532487518He would still have discretion over what gets published. And the confusing nature of what the intern or whoever was asked to put on there would explain why it's so awkward and out of place.
>>532487531What will the reaction be once it’s announced that the pilot succumbed to his injuries?
>>532487695Is that one drone kill stealing from another drone? That's just mean.
>>532487449No, this! Just pump it in and have fish farms along the coast. It's not crazy and has been done before
>>532487549>It’s n-not that the pilot got away! w-we strategically allowed him to leave!!
>>532487468>What if Iran shipped weapons to support the revolutionary uprising of the oppressed people of Bahrain?they need to be trained, if ghadaffi or castro were still alive and young at this point of history they would have gotten the job done
>>532487365Well that's far fetched and frankly, pretty retarded anonFar more likely is the plan was to hit the site with bunker busters (they did that the day before) enter and secure with large number of commandos, then bring in some drilling equipment and get the cilinders outHeavy machinery not necessarily required
>>532487681Maybe they should stand up to prevent it
>>532487695Why are they always on their own? Are they deserters?
>>532487365Kek sounds like a story that retard delta guy everyone has on their yt shows would make up
>>532487708Iran and their supporters are all dogshit, really.
>>532487695I swear to God if we DO indeed peform a land invasion and we're not also droning Pigran en mass I will lose my shit. I still can't get over the fact we didn't fucking work with Ukraine to prepare a better counter than fucking interceptors to their Shaheds knowing we were going to war with Pigran!
>>532487708>wtf why couldn't the country with no air force control hundreds of square kilometers of desert and sand and bushes lol?
>>532487645What will really tickle your noodle is when you realise there wasn't ever a downed F15. Some bright spark thought it would be a good way of diverting Iranian attention from the heist area.
>>532487708englinoid, give it upthe failed uranium heist got busted go homeonly normgroid and journalist are dumb enough to eat your garbage up
>>532487515The heist was probably discovered, after which the USA had to use close air support, leading to multiple plane casualties.
Why are turdies and eurotrash so detached from reality?
Massive historic surprise status? Did Iran cuck out again?
>>532487824Not always
>>532487708>set up runway 400km from the site of ejectionI'm sure you did your best to think this true, anon
>>532487821Cringe
>>532487619hes trolling in the most autistic way possible. he asks why we need the uranium from iran when we make it ourselves. of course we dont need it, zog wants it so iran cant develop a nukesame reason why he kept dismissing an article earlier because it was posted on April 1st, declaring that means it was posted as a joke.
>>532487842>No air forceWRONG!Iranian jets are about to intercept the rescue crew in 2 minutes
>>532487741What a fucking shit show.
Current State
>>532487820>Well that's far fetched and frankly, pretty retarded anonthats why it failed, why the people resigned and it was the plan that leaked in advanceand that is the plan they had the material for with them
>>532487915The surprise was Donald converting to Islam.
>>532487915they are full of surprises that never happen. they promise more shit than trump at this point.
>>532487917Are you the seething mutt in every Iran threat sperging about russia?LolRentFree
>>532487708America lost aircraft to a country with no air force. Iran is still winning. America is still losing. Islam is still winning. Christianity is still losing.
>>532487915Macgregor is a known liar and grifter. Ignore him
>>532487741is this real?!
>w-we let the pilot go on purpose ok???>we don’t care!!>n-n..n-not even trying!!!!
>>532487915douglas represents iran now?
>>532487884they got reaper drone for airsupport, lost two of em
>>532487963Wait? Does that mean we're both having a good time?
>>532487915>people actually still listen to this tard after his embarassing retardation on Ukraine
>>532487855>IRGC claims they capture both pilots>US rescues them>So humiliated they run with an April fool's jokeYellow cake cope is hilarious
>>532487844The Iranian would know whether or not they shot down a plane. My guess is that both pilot were rescued in the first few hours, and the rest was cover for the uranium mission.
>>532487963Hot
>>532486444Checked. Already chosen mine
>>532487762>He would still have discretion over what gets publishedYeah or they could just lie to him.Where does he get literally all his news?Jews who lie to him.
>>532487279we have all coordinates available. make it make sense faggot
>>532487740For any hilbilly that actually did this: invest in a bicycle.
This man single handedly destroyed Iran and their image of superiority in the international stage Say something nice about him please!
>>532488051Yeh makes sense as well.
>>532487844they had pics of the wreckage doe
>>532487406id be impressed if kikes had any credibility for him still lmao.
>>532487915>>532488009>>532488044Explain.
>>532487708Why not send a single helicopter to grab the soldier?
>>532488045The crash was nowhere near Isfahan. The official story makes no sense from any perspective. Obviously there was a seperate mission.
>>532488109Who is this guy
>>532488045The capture of the pilots would have been nice but it was ultimately optional. The real victory is shutting down Iranian airspace to the US Air Force.
Ameribros...its over....a bunch of retarded neets on /pol/ that just a few hours ago believed AI slop says they've uncovered our secret plan
>>532487561>I can clearly see that some areas are posher than othersKek, I often go there on joyrides just for fun, but it's irritating to know every Bahraini could have that life if there wasn't this dumb sectarian fearmongering.>Do you face any difficulties getting promoted?Depends on the workplace really. Probably the best place for you to work if you're a Shia is a branch of a multinational company, since they wouldn't care one bit about your religion.>>532487632Shia hate Israel and the US more than anything in this world.Sunnis are just secularized opportunists, they hate the Shia more because they're a social/political burden rather than for religious reasons
>>532488109>>532488147just look up anything he's said on Ukraine in the last 4 years, he's a fanfiction pedlar for resistroons
>>532487494>Absolutely is. The native population of Bahrain (called baharna) was practically 100% Shia by the 18th century, after a conversion campaign by Safavid Iran.>The modern Sunnis of Bahrain are all immigrants who came here from deeper within Arabia in the 19th and 20th centuries.>The segregation I mentioned earlier means that even the Arabic dialects, local traditions, and general ways of life of each side are completely different. Virtually no intermarriage or conversions take place, each side "others" the other in a very rigid way. Practically two parallel ethnicities, yeahyet we don't see the western world and humanitarian NGOs bitching about segregation and apartheidism in bahrain (and israel) very peculiar
>>532488078The REAL king of the jews
>>532488150>The real victory is shutting down Iranian airspace to the US Air Force.lol
>>532487741How the fuck is there always something going sideways for the US in these things?No, seriously, not even going for the incompetence part but every time something goes wrong.Interceptor? Crashes where they're supposed to defend.Aircraft? Several losses over the smallest of things.What the fuck is going on?
>>532488061I'm now convinced by that disjointed blather that you're a pajeet.
>>532488121That's like saying send one firetruck to put down a fire in an apartment building
>>532488184Bahrain has expanded a lot literally in terms of land size
>>532488202This. It’s just retardation vomit for desperate retards
>>532487708tl;dr
>>532488216>What the fuck is going on?a war retard
>>532488045you can do your englin shill song and dance,there is no material argument that you make it is all credulity and silly tonein normiestan it flies, here you stick out like an alien elementnow stop betraying your country for the epstein class benedict arnoldwe both know this was not a pilot rescue operation 30km away from irans highly enriched uranium with 5 cargo planes and a run waybeing exactly the plan leaked to the washingtonpost on april 1stwe should call this trumps aprils fool, not the easter miracle
>>532487774>What will the reaction be once it’s announced that the pilot succumbed to his injuries?12 more iranian schools bombed
>>532488078For a slimy hyena, his antics are legendary. I still hate his guts tho
AHHHH WE NEED A BAKER
>>532488210It only took all over their air assets in the Middle East plus some diverted from Europe and Asia. They also only had air control for the ~12 hours it took to rescue the pilot.
>>532488216I can see why you guys lost WW2 for the Axis
>>532488164It must really hurt that a bunch of schizo autists can out play you at every turn. Sucks to be you.
>>532488216>how does an operation involved thousands, if not tens of thousands of moving parts have something go wrongIt's kinda funny how you niggers mock us by portraying this image that we are supposed to be perfection incarnate.
>>532487708This is just like a script for a Hollywood movie, fund it Moshe
>>532488216SF missions are insanely risky unless you have complete air supremacy and have already overthrown the actual government. Then it becomes little more than a year long scalp hunting "operation" where they butcher as many opponents as possible. SF has a long history of shit getting fucked sideways. Part of their mythology is always finding a way to turn it into a PR victory of some sort.
>>532486133that zog mutt will be committing suicide soon
>>532488164Yes.
>>532488320settle down sepiroth you're posting cope on 4chan
>>532488274You should write alt-history fan fiction, might be a fun read.
>>532488164>secret Yeah, about that...https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/
>>532488237Would you send a fleet of firetrucks to rescue a kitten from a tree?
>>532486153That's a prop from the US TV Show The Walking Dead
>>532485915Laundromats of mass destruction.
>>532488216another anon said earlier 'their heart isn't in it'they realise what they are actually fighting for, and it's not america
>>532488164>a bunch of retarded neets on /pol/a bunch of retarded neets on /pol/ 20 years ago called out all this Epstein shit before no one even knew anything about it.There is a reason glowies PSYOPS the shit out of this place. (now documented fact) There is a reason why most memes that are mainstream now were "created" in the lab that is 4chan decade(s) ago.This is basically a think tank of NEETs where they can think and say whatever the fuck they want without filter. If it was worthless glowies wouldnt be hanging here.Oh yeah, also, FUCK OFF GLOWIE
>>532488223ESL shitskin goes on the offensive, the results surprised him
>>532488216I'll tell you a secret, fren. When America and Israel launched this disgusting war, all divine protection was lifted from them. They will only suffer bad luck and disaster going forward. Everything they try will fail. They will be left humiliated and broken. God damns America and God damns Israel.
>>532488378Truth is stranger than fiction and trumps plans are dumber than either.
>>532488164>>532488373>>532488378So much butthurt kek
>>532488323No I mean, it's incredible how there's always some outside factor fucking up everything.Maybe I worded it poorly?
>>532488508you're a massive faggot
>>532488490>taking credit for things a bunch of white anons did years agoLol, you'll never be us bud
NEW>>532488519>>532488519>>532488519
the military cope shills are so assmad that they spam the thread at 5 posts per minute but don't bakeflak means over the target
>>532488490>just ignore the five billion times we were wrong and focus on the ten times were were rightLMAO. LMAAAAAAAO
>>532488378The damage control is the biggest tell.
>>532488508Nah, not really.
>>532488554Truth hurts you, doesn't it?
>>532487618So he's a vegetable that evaded capture for a day and ran 100 miles but we can't see him
>>532488555>credit>usI was there before you were born, underage fag, fuck off>>532488579ok glowie sure
>>532488508Accurate
>>532488361I mean, yeah, in part if did feel like sheer desperation and Trump is one egocentric narcissist that can't take "no" for an answer so we had this operation, even when it took firing off several people to make it work.>>532488508Yes, that's what I believe too given the track record. It is a baseless war for greed being painted as the greater good.
>>532488554You didn't call him wrong...
>>532488508This post minhdbroke shills
>>532487855doner kebaboid, give it upgermany is fast approaching peak weimar and you will be busted and forced back home to your hellhole in the sand even normgroid and journalist have stopped supporting your garbage and are throwing you out
>>532488913Amen, brother.
>>532487576>can easily hit the head >goes for the ass
>>532488216hubris
>>532489160Be real, what percentage of any fucking country has read high literature. Especially in the fucking zoomie generation?
>>532489431So did we actually fully lose Iraq?Like, it just retreated out of the country, but fully lost control of their government and populace too?
>>532488313air control doesnt involve half your assets as burning wrecks in the end
>>532489593yes they declared enemy of the us and iran lets them through the strait free of charge which is only done for allied nations
