PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>532529337
Ultimate MAGA.
>>532534721Who else has converted to Islam after Trump did on Easter Sunday? Praise be to Allah!!!https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414
ULTRA MAGA
>Mondaystill awooing!
>>532534853funniest shitpost in years lmaobrownskins lost their absolute minds
>>532534757MAGA
Turns out they really are transing out.
Any ACEs in here? Happy ACE day!
>>532534853Thank Allah for his attention to this matter.
MAGA Easter egg hunt.
Pedophile Orange Nigger General thread /PONG/Everyone in here is either a bot or a literal 70 IQ retard edition
>>532534935replacing hormones due to age isnt the same as trooning out
>>532534933Checked.
>>532534935what the h*ck>>532534932Might go down in history in the biggest & fastest crashouts ever by brownies
>>532534935post menopausal women in their 50's are obsessed about hormones. Makes them feel young and horny.
Is Israel safe from Iran yet?
>>532534853I like the part where you get multiple teenage wives, but not the part where you can't eat bacon.
>>532534721Sup golems.
>>532534853>>532534932fr
>>532534946Put the fries in the bag
>>532534911IT'S AMOOMENT!
But wait, there's more!
Soon, faggots. Soon.
>>532535024yah hrt is used for a lot of people for a lot of reason that are just tranny related. its like actually a very normal thing, especially among older menopausal women
>>532534935HRT had non-trannie contexts for olds until Dems sold out the entire medical establishment to build Ministry of Truth-ism.Not that I want anything Megyn is selling.
WE'RE LIVE PAL >>532535067On my x feed it’s more outright denial the mission even happened. Like someone else said in here earlier, if this mission had been a hoax/botched, Iranian telegram would be flooded with content. Instead I am seeing the brown hoardes deny that the plane was even shot down because accepting that premise also means accepting the US walked into Iran, set up shop, murdered every single IRGC member they could find, ate whoppers, and then casually strolled out when they had accomplished their goals.
>>532535118t. a nation of golems
>>532535188You promise this time?
HE'S HERE
>>532535188So the Groyper cope now is that the IRGC is losing badly because Trump has the Death Note in his possession?
>>532535024>>532535223Megyn Kelly's progesterone addled clit groyper.
>>532535287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbIRe1sv8RM
>>532535133I remember being upset when Clinton sold Saudi Arabia F16s. Speaking of those assholes, why aren't they helping more?>As for Biden: Lift of Restrictions: In August 2024, the Biden administration partially lifted a three-year ban on certain US offensive arms sales to Saudi Arabia.
Why the H*CK is this filthy redcoast subhuman singing God's favorite song?
>>532535268Man up and take the accusation. The U.S. is sacrificing men to kill pissraels enemy who’s stopping them from slaughtering thousands in the Middle East and sending as many to Europe.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO PRAISE ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>532535322>IRGC is losing badly You're a funny guy.
>>532535182
>when you start a war for Israel, raising the gas prices for Americans to Biden levels, and then beg your enemies to open up the strait after they ignore your previous 5 threats to do so, you win
Very nice anthem performance.
WE ARE LIVE WITH THE BUNNYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7on0Qg0rOt8
>>532534935Holy shit miggers are fucking retarded.
>>532535419shooting a couple planes and slowing the oil trase while your entire leadership, navy and Air Force is wiped out isn't winning
>>532535413 >>532535116 >>532535107NGL pretty funny watching the overton window shift
>>532535494They're projecting.
>>532535389>remember being upset when Clinton sold Saudi Arabia F16sFrom the perspective of Christ, the country we should be helping the least in the Middle East is Saudi Arabia as they refuse to allow Christian churches on their land Best is Lebanon, when it comes to Christianity, they should be the country we care about most in the Middle East
>>532535550>Self-taught Crypto Analyst>Daily Bitcoin & Altcoin Insights>Pakistan.
What do Trump and Muhammad have in common?They both fuck kids.
Hello anonsBeen a life long democrat voter but this war has me feeling more patriotic than I've ever felt in my life. After the muslims acting all smug after we exposed them for fucking zutts, and now this Iran shit, I'm voting Trump in the 2028 election. Every single muslim needs to be turned into fine red paste. Fucking praise allah mother fucker!
>>532535182>>532535447omg its moo deng
>>532535315Trump and Melania look like cardboards. Can you post another pic?
>Trump is shit talking the Iranian people for being weak and stupid while standing next to a giant anthromophic rabbitlmao, this speech is going to be part of Persian history. Thousands of years of history cumulates in an American gameshow host standing next to a man in an animal costume calling your people gay and retarded.Iran will literally never recover from this.
>>532535550>when the war you started for Israel is still going on more than a month after you declared (your first of many) victory, you’re winning
>532535179I haven't done that for 26 years. Order up.
>>532535188
>randy forced to take early retirementOh? How old is he?>62Why do boomers refuse to retire and then act like not being able to milk the system forever (on top of pensions to milk the system) is literally satan. Fukc off, cunt.
>>532535531> navy and Air Force is wiped outSo are your navy and air force. > slowing the oilThe oil is flowing, just not for you and kikes. Try to keep up, faggot.
PUTTHE FUCKING EGGSIN THE BASKET
Miggers KEKED
>>532534721BUNNY TIME!MAGA
>>532534721>it's monday morning, time for your market pump>yes honey
Good MAGA morning, frens!
Old pedo.
>>532535786>flagLiterally fucking who?
>>532535706Spread'em, boy.
>>532534721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7on0Qg0rOt8
>wow not looking good for the US>source: Booba Gooba Mahjewbidewbi
Iran, Taran lost an airport.
>>532535591What about from the perspective of whites?Fuck israel, let the Middle East bomb them into the ocean.
FUGG
>>532535489>It’s the doubleRetard stroked out and died after he failed to secure the uranium lmfao
>>532535934>Iran is begging to make a dealLmfaooooo
>>532535934Honestly, that sounds pretty reasonable.
Iran, Taran, near same airport.
>>532535287>>532535365>leftists going to pretend to like Ron Paul nowI lived through this back then. Chunk Yogert would call him a racist one episode and then pretend that he liked him in another. Jon "Stewart" did the same. If you still wouldn't have voted for him for president, I don't give a shit about your opinions.
it really feels like trump is doing everything in his power to ensure the midterms are an absolute slaughter for the R’s>start a war with 0 sign of stopping anytime soon>gas prices nationally over 5.50, most forecast 7-8 dollars by summer>food prices soaring as a byproduct of gas increasing>saying “praise Allah” (PBUH) in a 1% muslim country>multiple staffer ousters and scandals including noem’s husband cross dressing and enjoying prostate playdisaster. the dems still wont win 2028, theyre extremely unpopular themselves and have no leader (hell theyll probably run kamala again). but losing midterms THIS hard means 4-5 more impeachments and a 3 year long lame duck presidency.
>>532535786Can your even realize that they are burning your own oil.
Iran’s proposal includes rejecting ceasefire, calls for end to warWe have more from on the IRNA report on Iran’s response to the US’s proposal to end the war.The report:Rejects a ceasefire but emphasises the “need for a permanent end to the war while respecting Iran’s considerations”Includes a set of Iranian demands, including an end to conflicts in the region, a protocol for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz, reconstruction and the lifting of sanctions
>>532535882>I literally can't stop thinking about Trump and gay sexyeah, we know
Unironically reeeeing at the fact there are redcoats playing at the Presidential Easter Egg RollWe literally fought two wars to prevent this from happening.
>>532536018>It's over face
>>532535934kek
>>532536061Kek /pedo tranny general/ is doing the jewish shut it down thing. >stop noticing, goy!
Iran, Taran again.
who else had a thoroughly frustrating easter with their liberal shill family? the shit they defended was truly eye opening. my favorite talking point was about how the save act is unfair because people are born here off the record and dont have a birth certificate. apparently about 10% of births happen this way. (they left that part out) we are cooked.
>>532536018Spicy
>>532535934>declare victory x10>beg for a ceasefire Looks like they got tired of winning.
>>532534935Imagine getting old yuck couldn't be me
>>532536018Tousi is such a fucking golem.
>>532535934yeah none of that's happening, really looking forward to raining fiery death down on them tomorrow
>>532535869not a migger, that's who
Trump has ordered the Artemis dpace craft routed into the Atlantic and the rescue/recovery teams wear apes masks when retrieving the crew.
>>532535934Unfathomably based
>>532536108No, you're just a faggot and you lost lol
>>532535934I like all of that but I can see one continuity error.
>>532536129I gave my neice and nephews 10 lbs chocolate bunnies from Costco. Then my brother and I drank screwdrivers and chainsmoked while shooting his shooting car for an hour. It was a fun day, ngl. I really should spend more time with my family.
>>532536200Is it that hard to say yes to at least on point? Say number four?
>>532536253You won, tranny
>>532536061Go cry to your mommy, Chaim.
>>532536044“Our” oil?US oil?We don’t NEED Middle East oil.
>>532536129I hope you at least got some delicious ham
>>532536020>muh bandwagonI still have my 2008 yard sign in the attic, and a bunch of stickers/flyers.Ron Paul won our precinct in the '08 primaries
/ptg/ miggers will sacrifice every single Christian American to defend Israel.
>>532535934Lol. They're just begging for more decapitation strikes.
>>532536306>>532536309>>532536326seething lmfao
>>532536209Trump has a soft spot for apes.
>>532536309You are SO mad that you couldn't use it as blackmail. It’s been reduced to shitposting materiallol!
>>532536129>Migger chud upset at being told he is a Jew-loving retard by his parents
>>532536438You won, tranny.
>>532536438>seethingYou're projecting now, lmao.
>>532536438Ok. How about number three?
Iran is run by gay muslim commie fags.And they are the ultimate losers too.
>>532535928This is the great industrial era Christian saint of Lebanon. >St Charbel (1828 – 1898), who has churches across the US named after himAnd I've had two Christian Lebanese neighbors in life. One was a better looking white guy than all of you, much cooler than all of you too. He had a gorgeous Lebanese wife too and yes she cooks amazing. They were my age The other was a generation older than me and was an asshole boomer type but his kids my age were awesome All these people I am talking about are most likely whiter than you
>>532536445>experts familiar with Trump's thinking
>>532536129My family are all former Trump supporters. Kinda frustrating. They don't get why it's not MAGA to attack foreign nations non-stop instead of fixing the hot mess at home. How can I convince them that bombing Iran is truly america first??
>>5325365696.5/10 but getting better.
MAGAtrannies.
>>532536477>if you fire all the people you picked for your cabinet you winYou won, tranny.
>>532536512>USA is run by pedophile talmudic retard trannies and they are the ultimate losers tooYou need to turn off that auto-correct next time.
>hillary: free>wall: fence>tariffs: over>hormuz: closed>moon: blacked>anchor babies: legal>save act: dead>jewish criminals: pardoned>moon: blacked>cabinet: jewish>tranny surgeries: approvedmigatrannies, are you tired of winning yet??
>>532536390I still have my yard sign, buttons, and an autographed photo (plus he signed my copy of "The Revolution: A Manifesto").
>Trump on Iran: "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings... we have to wipe out the evil. It's an evil curse. They're evil people."Dead Americans for pee pee in poo poo.
>>532534853>Who else has converted to Islam after Trump did on Easter Sunday? Praise be to Allah!!!Allah commands that all jews must be deported from Earth, followed by all the other niggers. Praise be to Allah!
>>532536445>The year of our Lord two-thousand and twenty-six>Gorilla Channel still doesn't existNever forget what they took from you.
>shills have lost so badly that it's now acceptable for them to use "tranny" as an insult
>>532535934So they choose destruction. Great! That simplifies things. Enjoy your closed strait.
The lugenpresse are extra annoying today.Trump also just almost said "they're full of shit" kek.
>>532536829but anon, z0gnald loves granny surgeries!
>>532536639 >>532534935 >>532535577
>>532536829The tranny doth protest too much.
>>532536783Mr. Trump would really love that clip. He would be mesmerized by it for sure.
Just a reminder that last night quinton said Easter is a satanic holiday, admitted he doesn't know what the word "Pascha" means, said the Shroud of Turin should be destroyed because it isn't in the Bible, and unironically quoted the Gospels to justify stabbing his dad
>>532535774>So are your navy and air force.lolretard
lol they gearing up to cuck us on immigration amnestywe are a bunch of idiots who fell for it again
>>532536846I have to admit, I'm a big fan of latex zentai
>>532536931You won, tranny!
>>532536970yeah he's a pip
>>532534935She has gone from "never Trump" to horney Trump Lust.
>>532537016you lost, tranny
>>532537055Notice how all them gravitate towards the tranny.
Iran's internet blackout is now the longest nation-scale internet shutdown on record in any country, exceeding all other comparable incidents in severity having entered its 37th consecutive day after 864 hours.
>>532536445My favorite Trump story
>>532537141Like I said, projection and also weak script.
>>532536724I was designated signmaker for the group and ended up making around a thousand cardboard Ron Paul signs over the course of the '08 and '12 campaigns
>>532534935does it really count as trooning out if you are a female getting estrogen supplements to combat your menopause? like I don't think it's tranny behavior for an older guy to take testosterone boosters
>>532536305that does sound nice. the more time i spend with my family the more i want to apply a screwdriver to my temple. >>532536349i did. it was a highlight
What a western Easter? To Monday!
>>532537199MIGA is very gay.
>American>Egg rollsYet another precious Chinese invention stolen by American pigdogs
Fucked kids, sucked off men, fucked troons. My man did not discriminate.
>>532537371>the chinese invented putting eggs and vegetables on breadwhat else did they invent, clothes? sharp sticks? breathing?
>>532537375stay mad
‘Major escalation’: Iran expected to respond to South Pars attacksMostafa Khoshchesm, a professor at the University of Applied Sciences of Iran, says Iran is likely to respond forcefully to Israel’s attack on its South Pars petrochemical facility.Khoshchesm told Al Jazeera that oil, gas and power plants across the wider Middle East could be targeted by Iran, with facilities in Israel to be targeted the most.“This is going to be a major escalation,” he said, adding that if US President Donald Trump follows through on his threats to strike Iranian power plants and bridges, the crisis will escalate even further.
good for trump on saving that pilotwhat is the total number of americans killed inside iran since the conflict started?
>>532537222No it's your typical jew pipul.>Oy vey you can't support giving hormones to post-menopausal women but blocking hormones for small children.
>>532537451>stay mad
>>532537470>“This is going to be a major escalation,”Didn't they also say that on Saturday night and it turned out to be a literal fart in the wind? Again?
>>532537493Guess
>>532536445Trump couldn't have the negro fights in the White House so he had to settle for that
>>532537451>but what about the gaypersLmao. Spic Fuentes being a weird pedo doesn't make you less of a weird pedo. Hope this helps.
>>532,537,493Five million three hundred twenty-five thousand three hundred seventy four and 93 cents.
>>532537556They tried launching missiles again today and they failed midflight crashing into nothing.After 4 of their 5 attempts to launch missiles this weekened failed I think we are seeing the Iranians reach the bottom of their stock.
>>532537191for me its this
>>532537698Kek. Did they destroy any more of their own neighborhoods?
I voted for trump 3 times but I have to say, he's right: Praise be to Allah on Easter. Truly a wise leader who isn't losing his God damn mind amidst. A catastrophic failure of a second term
>>532537763>>532537698GM fren how bee ewe >>532537711
>>532535566What do you Jews expect when our allies in the Year of Our Lord 2026 are:1) the Jews2) the Sunni Muslims (the 5 nations across the Persian Gulf from Shia Muslim Iran)
What a nightmare for security that must be..Iranian sleepy cellulars must be frothing at the mouth for this
>>532536029Lol year ten of waiting on that blue wave. Don't worry, it's coming for real this time!
>>532537894GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEJHNZpeck
Marvdasht Petrochemical power plant got hit with repeated US bombing runs today. It supplies all the power for the Fars province.>>532537763Nah most of the missiles they fired at Israel this morning just crashed out in the middle of nowhere. One actually managed to make it to Israel airspace before before getting PATRIOTed
>>532537711>>532537191>>532536528>>532536445>>532537647
>>532534721
>>532537837Syriac Christians use the word "Allah" as a direct translation for "God", because that's essentially what it is - the derivation of the old semitic El/Elohim. It's as generic as the Germanic word God, which is distinct from god/gods. Muslims don't have a monopoly on mesopotamian languages just because they worship a moon genie.
>>532538052>YO LIL DONNIE I AI GENERATED SOME MORE GAY PORN HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES
>>532538052Hey this is for you!>>532538041Bigger kek. Great Brown Hope marching to victory!
>>532537969Butt but they won in blue states like VA and NJ surely this is the end of Orange Mongolian beef stroganoff underwear man!! Reeeeeeeee
>ptg in a nutshell
>>532536029>it really feels like trump is doing everything in his power to ensure the midterms are an absolute slaughter for the R’sNot so fast...
>>532537371redwine already taste like feet. but as an alcoholic i think i have to give up the whiskers and go full fitarded
>>532536829kek did spic fuentes finally get dumped by the tranny he was chasing?
>>532538147lmao Trump was just shit talking CNN at the egg roll but then said it was good that they did that poll and showed he is wining bigly
>>532538165I grew to like red wine does smell a bit strange though mebbe it's just the box wine.
>>532535882>>532538052
>>532538222Checked! You're saying it happened again?
>>532538116You notice that the left and shills can literally not ever stop talking about sex and degenerate stuff?
>>532536829this REALLY activates the ol' almondsdo you think it has anything to do with iran?
The shills should stop posting the same copy-pasta images and look what's happening in the real life.
>>532538073We are hitting levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible
Update from the trooncord. Another one was crashing out this morning over Trump being alive and made a long way down post. Every reference to them is being deleted and anyone who mentions them get ding dong banneru'd
>>532538300you can get some really dirty panty alcohols. truly for the degenerate drinker. the funk on it will curl your lips
>>532538425This sounds very funny fren. Screenshots?
>>532538385
>>532538342I forgot about weird dudes like Milo.. didn't care he was gay but talked about strange stuff o.o;;
>>532538342
>>532538425You get ding dong'd. Schlonged!
https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2041178222461685783https://files.catbox.moe/9n8svc.mp4
>>532538408They really can't figure out the value of one military man in America.
/pig/ is unbelieveably buckbroken and revealing their brown ways with turbo cope to save face
We are bombing the shit out of Iran right now>#Asaluyeh at 14:20>Unconfirmed messages received, including details that may not be correct:>I am in Asaluyeh now. At 14:20, Mobin and Damavand, which are the main sources of electricity for petrochemicals, were hit. Of course, they also hit a few other places, but these were close to us, so we just came out>Asaluyeh is being hit at 14:00>Mobin, Jam, Damavand petrochemicals were hit>They hit Asaluyeh again right now, the petrochemicals were hit>I know Jam, Mobin, and Nouri petrochemicals were hit at the moment>Several petrochemicals were targeted in Asaluyeh. Reports of explosions at Mobin Petrochemical, Jam Petrochemical, Noori Petrochemical and Sabalan Petrochemical>The petrochemical plants near our workplace were hit>I think Mobin Petrochemical was hit, and Pardis, Pars, Jam, Aria Sasol and Zagros Petrochemical are in the same area>I just found out. My friend said that hitting everyone was stressful, but he couldn't explain>Hello Vahid. Mobin Petrochemical, the utility supplier for Phase 1 petrochemicals, and Damavand Petrochemical, the utility supplier for Phase 2 petrochemicals, were attacked in Assaluyeh>Several petrochemical plants were targeted in Assaluyeh. Reports of explosions at Mobin Petrochemical, Jam Petrochemical, Noori Petrochemical and Sabalan Petrochemical>As I said before, these utilities in Assaluyeh were hit. Mobin Energy and Damavand Energy. The next one is Persian Gulf Oil Star>Now, Phase 1 and 2 of Assaluyeh are asleep. Petrochemicals are forced to run their own power units at 50% capacity with diesel.
>>532538585BOO!
>>532538601nah that's you
kids harassing the bunny while trump is telling them about bidens autopen
>>532538147Is that a parody account or have the parties truly done a complete 180?
>>532538465Panties or pantry? Lol. It's for church purposes but have been told it is still possible to get drunk on it not that I'll try
>>532538628>#Khoramshahr #Abadan at 15:35>Unconfirmed received messages:>Hello at 3:35 Multiple explosions in Abadan>10 minutes ago Khorramshahr, the sound of a terrible explosion over 20 times>I was waiting for it to come to Abadan after Asaluyeh...>Now at 15:45, there are 35 explosions in a quarter of an hour>Vahid Jan, hello, today it is hitting Khorramshahr for the fourth time. Today's explosions are more intense. It is still going on at 15:57. It hit Khorramshahr badly last night.>At 3:49 pm, they are hitting Abadan and Khorramshahr. I heard more than ten explosions.>Vahid has been hitting Khorramshahr since 15:35, the smoke has been rising>Hello, today, April 7, in Abadan, there was a sound of explosions from the morning until 12:29 pm, we had a terrible explosion. At 3:30 pm, about 20 explosions were heard.>Again at 3:45, about 17 more explosions were heard in Abadan on April 7>Again, about 20 more explosions>Hello, at 3:35, multiple explosions were heard in Abadan
>>532538663no, that's Harry Enten who seems to be one of the few dem commentators with half a brain capable of laying out the real facts instead of the DEI woke woman cope Party Line
>>532538655Tell me more about how you never wanted to capture the pilot and it was a super secret mission akshually
>>532538677some of the same processes that make socks sweaty and aged cheeses smell weird also can make alcohols sour and whatnot. so yea, dirty panty beers and such. its fermented sugars after all
>>532538752>#Tehran at 16:22>Messages received:>Tehran cell phone 4:22 Explosion sound from afar>16:22 Tehran North Amirabad Explosion sound>Explosion sound from afar at 4:23 was heard from Azadi>The explosion sound came from Yousefabad, it was far away 16:22>Tehran, Jannatabad Markazi, at 16:23, a terrible explosion sound>Vahid Jan at 16:22 #Tehran Saadatabad Explosion sound from afar, it was to the west>Explosion sound right now:>West Tehran_Jannatabad_at 16:22>Robat Karim, two explosions, the wave reached but not very close, at 4:23 pm, Monday, April 17,>Mehrshahr Karaj Two explosions but it was far away>At 4:23 minutes there was a heavy explosion sound from west Tehran>[With a photo]: Hello, I am not sending this for publication. We are near the Spina Hotel. Around 16:20 we heard an explosion from afar. I didn't understand exactly where it was, but when I checked, all I saw were two smoke plumes, one from between the towers, which I think are Ekbatan, and the larger one, in the direction of Ekbatan, from our perspective, if it is, it is probably near Islamshahr.>I had a hard time connecting.>We are in the direction of Tavanir, about half an hour ago, there was a very loud explosion. It was from the north of Tehran.
>>532538530The funny part about that is he was saying that about last summer's festivities.
Did the white house youtube forget to bot the viewer count today?
lolhttps://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2041180157713535043https://files.catbox.moe/kv27rn.mp4
>>532539021Based trumo
>>532538073>semiramis
>>532539021Good lord, this man.
>>532535786Kek
>>532535786rUCKED?
>>532539021KEK
Video is uphttps://www.c-span.org/program/white-house-event/president-trump-remarks-to-reporters-on-iran/676888
>>532535860Nothing beats that one, rambling rant...
What did they mean by this?
Still baking.
>>532538663when the poll agrees with you, it's fakewhen the pool agrees with me, it's still fake but I'm going to rub your nose in it
>>532539295>Kneel, gay manThat is not a real name.
>>532539292Listen here, Jack, Cornpop was a bad dude you dog-faced pony soldier and if you don't vote for me you ain't black.
>>532539295>Gaiman>Gay man
>>532539379it is if you're a libtarded jewish Christ-hating pedo degenerate whose writing style is so terrible it makes Stephen King look good
>>532535389Your service to Sunni Islam has been great, old padawan. Rise and accept your new title of Muqaddam>muqaddam is equivalent to the Anglophone ranks of lieutenant colonel, commander and wing commander
>>532538840You sound like you are drinking prison wine on purpose. You have gigantic mental issues, man.
>>532539295>Ha ha, le Christianity>but we WONT do this to any other religionthis shit was not in the books although Gaiman was always a woke faggot and had a literal tranny arc for one story and stealth cunny in one panel.
>praises allah>rant about egg prices>say that Iranians are only upset when their country isn't being bombed>ask a table of 5 year olds if they like fake news>tell same table that he recognizes a wooden spoon because his mother used to spank him with it>take credit for a 5 year olds drawing because its so good and tell the cameras you drew it>child goes under the table and secret service panicshow was your Easter?
>>532539021Jesus Trump, you have to be serious.
>>532539524
>>532539483Sheikh Dun al-Trump is the mahdi
Kid knows what's up!https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2041181513492910584https://files.catbox.moe/ftobcx.mp4
>>532539549I drink sake and whiskey mostly. but i think i have to quit because of my depression and living alone
>>532539292 >>532535860>Nobody can disagree with you when you hold every stance simultaneouslySchrodinger's 5d chessmaster
>>532539021Audio able kek. :3. We're supposed to believe bidet was signing stuff in WH? One of the most secure buildings on the planet and yet there's barely any records or recording of him doing so.>>532539079>>532539100Owo!!
>>532536209Lol lmao
>>532539292That's the point.If you're Iran, plan accordingly.
>>532539659>thankyou honey I agreexD
at noon
>>532539668You post like someone who thinks Jack Daniels is premium whiskey and not paint thinner in a glass bottle.
>>532536305You shoot at cars? Very hillbilly of you.
>>532539668I had to stop drinking because of my family history, my dad luckily did before it fluffed him up already had S2 diabetes
>>532539787ethanol is simply a molecule and all alcohol is ethanol. the expensive shit is the same as the cheap shit
>>532539780He did it !!
good day, are the mudslimes angry?
You know the pilot rescue was real because this retarded nigger is saying otherwise.Also>Quotes a known shill for China>Somehow gets the rank of the pilot wrong
>>532534721Arrests
>>532539861Sounds like someone with a serious drinking problem. You should really try to kick the habit, it's making you obviously retarded.
>>532539780She done did it!! >>532539777Almost>>532539787! :3!! Good afternoon awoofternoon
>>532539674Trump is given executive orders by his Israeli MIGGer staff and is explained the gist of it for 5 seconds then signs because he’s told he said he would do it in the past (dementi) and this also happens on camera every single day and not a conspiracy without evidence like you’re trying to imply yet low IQ paid MIGGer shills like yourself bring up Biden. LOL
>>532539551Ours was great, but it should be a weeks long festival when the two don't overlap.
>>532539941i do more intelligent things while drunk than you have done sober your entire life. but go ahead and have your victory
>>532539861you pay extra to remove the acetone smelleven so, old crow and duggans dew punch above their price points
I was so disappointed when I found out Steve Bannon was a foreign agent and working for Israel and that trumps 2916 campaign rhetoric was all fake and gay just to get him elected That bannon guy was trying to do a long form interview with Epstein to rehabilitate his image.. lmao. Holy shit. Maybe Obama should've been spying on trump's campaign due to its foreign influence. Not from Russia but from sand New Jersey
Trumps looking pretty spry for a deadman
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2041185311959429249
>>532539021orange man funny
>>532539901>nothing to do with rescuing a General>a General
>>532540171They are really trying to milk this "win" for all they can as devastating losses are happening all around them that they are powerless to reverse
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2041185599546110236https://files.catbox.moe/iyjzcc.mp4
>>532539780He did it!
>>532539780HEDIDIT
>>532540391Answer the question, you orange retard
She's going full nigger brain >What are military branches bix nood. >But I did have breakfast.
>>532540346>devastating lossesMay I see it?
>>532540457>>532540457>>532540457Neos thread>>532540457>>532540457>>532540457Neo thread early thread because I have something irl to do.
>>532540518>287
>287The Baker's Guild is scared of the Big Staller Bone
>>532540391When your president is so senile he doesn't remember he said the exact same thing the last time we bombed Iran
>>532540518EARLY EARLY EARLY
STALLERS STRONG
>>532540518oof
>>532540391
>>532540600
This is the narrative
>>532540391>bridge >war crimeThese “journalists” are braindead
>>532540727*cope.
Time to finish the thread.
>>532540204yes Candace is retarded but if anyone wants to make a C&C Generals machinima of the easter rescue I would bust the world's biggest nut
300.
>>532540171Based
