PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>532534721
Ultimate MAGA.
>>532540457DTAJ
MAGAwoo
esoteric and redacted talking to the moon right now
God Bless America
>>532540457War's over boys!
Early bakes are a sign that the stallers are winning.>>532540478This woman is such a fucking idiot and it infuriates me that people on our side take her seriously. She will say anything she thinks she will get her attention. Just shut the fuck up. She's already done a massive amount of damage with her Charlie Kirk conspiracy nonsense.
>praise allah>rant about egg prices>say that Iranians are only upset when their country isn't being bombed>ask a table of 5 year olds if they like fake news>tell same table that he recognizes a wooden spoon because his mother used to spank him with it>take credit for a 5 year olds drawing because its so good and tell the cameras you drew it>child goes under the table and secret service panicshow was your Easter?
so...is Trump gonna fold? Looks like he has to follow through with blowing them the fuck up now or else people will call him TACO again...
>>532540582i am having TROUBLE finding an appropriate team build for rossi that takes advantage of my already invested units, like i ideally want rossi+not-hellagur+laevatainn+gilberta but my only source of heat infliction is rossi's ult and laevatainn is HUNGRY
>>532540727The ID card of ‘Major Amanda M. Ryder’ of the U.S. Air Force. It can be seen that she got a B2 stay permit from Israel, which is interesting because it only allows tourism or business.
>>532540783He will absolutely cuck out, tomorrow 1 minute before the bombs would have follen he will tweet about how just now entered talks blablabla he's fucking pussy all bark no bite.
>>532540457
>>532540783One of Irans 10 point proposals for the ending of the war is that Donald Trump be publically executed so I am gonna go out on a limb here and say he isn't gonna fold.
>>532540702Israel hates Shia Muslim which has 3 main belligerents left, known as "The Axis of Resistance"1) Hezbollah in Lebanon, who Israel just started a war with2) the Houthis in Yemen, who just attacked Israel recently 3) Iran, who Mossad planted a Jew as President of the US to go take care of them
>>532540742Mine was yesterday, but it's today now. Now pass the smokie.
Oh look hes fucking kids again
>>532540702this was literally right before/right as the war started....
>>532540871We are literally bombing their power plants right now, a full day ahead of when Trump said he was going to do it. The Vahid Online telegram channel is full of reports of a massive bombing campaign currently going on all over Iran.
Support for trump is browncoded.
>>532540966please post their talking points.
>>532541003This is the Sunni vs Shia map
>>532541082You probably have auto-updates disabled
>>532541094>reports indicate>people close to the president sayhey wasn't MAGA amnesty totally thing at the end of his first term as well?
Doesn't look like cheese to me.>NASA link>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>532535184All the worst states are run by democrat election fraud.
>>532540727>saar actually it was brave iranians defeating the infidel invasionDidn't they literally have a manhunt for the pilot just 2 days ago.
>>532541050You notice the same people who hate AI use AI a lot of the time?
>>532541094>>532541094But the democrats are the ones who are 90% in favor of amnesty?
MAKE ADOLESCENTS GAPE AGAINcunny status?
>>532541217They were waving his underwear around like a war trophy just this weekend.The tactical burger king really broke these nigger's brains.
>532540871Ayatollah status?
>>532541094oh wow if @infolibnews says things on X (formerly Twitter) them it must be true
>>532541297>But the democrats are the ones who are 90% in favor of amnesty?Trump wants to have Reagan's legacy.
>>532540702>2/28/26
>>532541094If Trump passes amnesty for my parents (I am ok because I was born in the USA so therefore I am a citizen by birthright) I will never say anything bad about him again
How does this keep happening shitskin bros? We are running out of people to make Supreme Leader.
>>532541267what a fucking retard @grok, generate me a kid getting fucked by bbc
>>532541348>We had to leave behind the only working Milkshake machine in the middle east..
>Iran Status: No surrender, still shit talking Trump>Gas Status: Went up again today>Diesel Status: Went up again today>Trump Status: Overnight melty that SCOTUS doesn't get their opinions from Mark Levin like he does>PTGbrews: "Save us, CNN poll!"
>>532541201Show me the real spacecraft, that don't have "NASA" on them.
>>532541462We blew it up when we were done using it.Can't let the camelfuckers have access to that technology.
>>532541297>only one amnesty in American history>it was done by a republican
>>532541217IRGC lost again.
>>532541541It was a sensible decision, but still I regret it's loss.
>>532541462war is hell
>>532540457>people in cult start chanting at their cult leader!!!>THIS MEANS WE WIN!god you people are cringe
>532541469>PTGbrews: "Save us, CNN poll!"Shill status: Where is my hostage video?!
>>532540457Arrests
Special Message to Iran from Trumphttps://files.catbox.moe/3e20rm.mp4
>>532541003no matter how much you're trying to wish it into reality Trump is neither a puppet not a plan and he does love America.
https://x.com/FoxNews/status/2041178919148098016https://files.catbox.moe/srmm0y.mp4
>you have to get the parents permission before you permanently mutilate the defenseless child's genitals>t. the first jewish president of America, Donald J. Trump
>>532541680>gets BTFO>changes the subjectLol
>>532541440>I am okNot really. I mean, you're not *really* a citizen, you're just some rat who's sneaked in via a loophole that should have never existed. To be clear, there are a lot of good Americans of Mexican origin and you are not one of them.
>>532540665Been noticing a lot of pro Christian related stuff lately. Of course, mixed with Pro-Israel messaging. Wonder who's behind that...
>>532541578>it was done by a republican......from Commiefornia, that was married to an openly communist woman.
>>532541901>still mad there was no hostage video>gets filteredLol
Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."Mar 24: "We’re making progress."Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if notApr 3: "Something big is going to happen."Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
There's a new Epstein file leak that gives the whole story around Trump sucking off William Jefferson Clinton's big cock . He literally did it for Israel!!?!!
>>532541680I see you seething there, lil bro.
>RIkecrhc
>>532542012Post it.
The jeet is big mad.
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2041191486062985589https://files.catbox.moe/8gt1wz.mp4
>>5325412162016 Trump victory over Hillary >the 2,584 counties that Trump won generated just 36% of the country’s economic output, whereas the 472 counties Hillary Clinton carried equated to almost two-thirds of the nation’s aggregate economy.2020 Biden victory over Trump >This time, Biden’s winning base in 509 counties encompasses fully 71% of America’s economic activity, while Trump’s losing base of 2,547 counties represents just 29% of the economy.>Most notably, the stark economic rift after Donald Trump’s 2016 victory has grown even wider in 20202024 Trump victory over Kamala>???
>>532540457I bet all 50 people there were Jews.
>>532540457JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon is warning that the Iran war will lead to prolonged inflation and higher interest rates that ultimately will tip the U.S. economy into a recession.“The skunk at the party — and it could happen in 2026 — is inflation slowly going up, as opposed to slowly going down. This alone could cause interest rates to rise and asset prices to drop,” Dimon said in his annual letter to shareholders on Monday.“Interest rates are like gravity to almost all asset prices,” he added. “And falling asset prices at one point can change sentiment rapidly and cause a flight to cash.”Dimon said the U.S. is generally less vulnerable to the rapid increases in oil prices that helped drive the recessions in 1974 and 1982 but warned of the risk of oil and commodity price shocks in the months ahead.“Now, because of the war in Iran, we additionally face the potential for significant ongoing oil and commodity price shocks, along with the reshaping of global supply chains, which may lead to stickier inflation and ultimately higher interest rates than markets currently expect,” he wrote.
>>532541901Many, many, many, many such cases!
>Back to DA JOOS and wojak spamThis script is played out and tiresome.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2026/04/this-easter-president-trump-reaffirms-america-as-a-beacon-for-christian-liberty/
>>532542129>the country’s economic outputWow, what a precise statistic.
>>532540582>>532540605Good afternoon awoofternoon >>532541462I freaking knew something was going on rEeeeee
>>532541451>How does this keep happeningIRGC leaders use smartphones.
Imagine literally surrounding a downed American pilot in mountainous terrain in your own country and being unable to stop the USAF from building a FUCKING AIRPORT to fly in planes and helos to get him out, and inflicting zero (0) US casualties. The iranny jannies are never going to recover from this.
Over under on Trump backing out of his (2nd? 3rd?) deadline for Iranian annihilation?
Huh, turns out the Iranian war is hugely profitable for America and the only people that are suffering are yuropoors who aren't actually people just subhuman backstabbing niggers that deserve to be broken, raped, and humiliated.https://archive.is/uwiIrhttps://www.wsj.com/economy/the-iran-war-is-making-the-american-economy-more-dominant-than-ever-287f9569
>>532542240>they are pointing out Trump's own words and actions again?>AND making fun of us for getting mad about it again?>T-TIRESOME!I wouldn't expect any respite from it anytime soon, lil bro.Or ever, because your hugbox is fucking dead and this is the new normal.
>>532542186Jamie is literally one of the few that should shut up desu was responsible for one of the biggest economy hits in centuries. Along with Freddie fanny, Goldman Sachs and such.
>>532542502This you?
>>532541469>Iran status: still getting bombed and bleeding and acting like they're winning
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2041188396047978886
>>532542504I still think american petroleum shouldnt be allowed to be exported. keep our prices down and completely buck break the third world of energy
>>532542636Now do Kosher slaughter.
>>532542129>Data on U.S. economic performance since World War II shows that, on average, real (inflation-adjusted) GDP has grown faster under Democratic presidents than under Republican presidents. >the economy has consistently shown stronger growth and higher job creation under Democratic administrations>Recession Frequency: Research indicates that Republican administrations have, on average, experienced more quarters of recession compared to Democratic administrations
>>532516872hey sister did you check the clock?anyways please send again thanks i am READY now >South Korea's spy agency now believes North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's teenage daughter has been positioned as his successor, lawmakers said on Monday, citing a recent public display of her driving a tank that was likely intended to dispel any doubts.
>>532542710>Letting a woman run his country.Well Best Korea had a nice run there.
>>532542524>I'm 24/7 in this thread AND PROUDThat's incredibly sad, the fact that you're proud of this makes it even sadder.
America (and best girl Japan) economy SURGINGFilthy yuropoor subhumans who bow to camelfuckers economies strugglingMany such cases, SAD!
>>532542604They aren't winning, obviously. Anyone claiming they are is retarded or just blatantly shitposting.But Trump hasn't won yet either, and it doesn't seem like that will change imminently, which is an absolute fucking disaster for him.
If Trump worked for me, I would fire him. There is no excuse for missing so many deadlines in business. He has missed every single deadline. He also permanently paused the China tariffs temporarily and is still cucking and canceling the Chinese tariffs
>>532542778He'll leave in the next hour or so. It's almost midnight where he lives.
>>532542778>p-please give us our hugbox back!No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb-XCaA2HZs
>>532542710Good afternoon fren! Personally waiting for a steamy romance movie with Chynas lady, Kim's sister and of course the hottie prosecutor from Russia owo wood make billions!!!
>>532541348qrd on tactical Burger King?
>>532541945And what do you have in office now, copemaxxer?>a jew york republican with a eurotrash commie wifeLmfao>>532542000>gets filteredThanks for doing me the favor, retardo!
>>532542815that's merely your wishful thinking. we shall see
>>532542778his filenames remind me of a certain other shill.
>>532542862I just got here, lil bro.And I haven't even gotten fully warmed up yet.
>>532542675ick
>>532542961can be deployed anywhere in the world in 24 hours
>>532542129>In almost every measure of the U.S. economy including total job growth, unemployment, economic growth, manufacturing job growth, manufacturing investment, small business creation, and contribution to the national debt, economic performance is stronger under Democrats. While there are many factors contributing to these trends, the throughline is clear that Democratic administrations consistently help the U.S. economy perform better than Republican administrations.>Republicans have prioritized tax cuts that benefit the wealthy and that fail to boost economic growth or pay for themselves, while Democrats have prioritized investing in the middle class, supporting small businesses, and improving economic resilience after downturns. >Of the 11 recessions in the modern era, 10 have begun under Republican presidents>Job growth has been notably greater under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents since the early 1980s. Looking at the last seven presidents, job growth totaled over 50 million under Democratic presidents compared to only 17 million under Republican presidents.>manufacturing job growth has increased under Democratic presidents while decreasing under all Republican presidents.
>>532541189Trump already said he's not going to pass that slop when it was asked last year. These niggers are crazy.
>>532542604The Vahid telegram chat is fucking hilarious right now. They are literally crying and calling the tactical Burger King a war crime.>>532542662We just signed a deal the day before the Iran shit popped off guranteeing Japan oil, LNG, and industrial diamonds. Also we need to keep Taiwan fed with LNG. Probably a good idea to sell oil to the Philippines too since it is a good port to have access to.>>532542710Respected Daughter Kim Jong-Ae is a gem. I hope she doesn't get one shotted by social media like most women.>>532542768Big Rockets Kim is realigning Best Korea towards America since China and Russia have demonstrated that they won't aid their allies in times of crisis.
>>532543100>tactical burger deploymentfucking lmao
>>532542710okay sister!https://sebsauvage.net/paste/?dcde7ff87d1e92a7#Zpy7Xysem8vziYYE9+V0EDE8ayz46rdxGCyNF82aCaY=
Meanwhile Trump is turning third world hellholes into prisons for illegals. But /pol/cucks, who are very brown and stupid, will ignore it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEsWe're back!
>>532543172>Big Rockets Kim is realigning Best Korea towards AmericaHe's right to do so. I just won't trust a woman as a politician.
>>532543230thanks! reading it now!>Paste does not exist, has expired or has been deleted.
>>532543230did you get bored of fubuki
https://x.com/visegrad24/status/2041196561019867326
>>532543243
>>532542961Airforce Forward Recon (their version of special forces) were chilling at the improvised base we set up in the heart of Iran eating Whoppers and drinking Oreo milkshakes during the recovery operation. This is evidentially a war crime that insults the pride of six gorillian Iranian people and 5000 years of Persian history and so Donald Trump needs to be executed by the world court or something.idk it's hard to make sense of what they are crying about lmao
>>532542989>it's completely fine that gas and grocery prices are going up every single day that Israel's proxy war with Iran war continues, and that with those rising prices, so too does the ire of Americans with Donald Trump riseIt's not a great cope, but at least it seems to be working for you (for now), lil bro.
>>532543317Hey isn't it funny how /pol/jeets said Trump was going to flood America with h1bs but he's actually nuking it as much as he can? Weird!
>>532543230>>532543286fucking faggotshttps://sebsauvage.net/paste/?aa6b85d710baffca#b+AVE+DrfthyXFpEBgWkVNJX3kW1hoiZhx+WMxz+Eaw=
People are leaving the far right in droves.When will /ptg/ follow suit?
>>532543172Fake btw, North Korea is literally engaging in combined military operations with Russia. Ukraine Jews are extremely assmad about this idk how you could not know. Also Iran is a primary client of North Korean contractors to this day.
>>532543287rossi is new please understand she must feel welcome
are men within touching distance of the moon right now?
>>532543451What the fuck is that creature
>>532543451Which people?
>>532543415auto deleted
>>532543451ronald mcdonald looking ass motherfucker
>>532543495It's Portable Orange!
Wow Trump is doing good. Who could have foreseen this?
>>532542595I just want Iranian annihilation, will trump deliver it tomorrow or no?
>>532543451political parties aren't real anon.
>>532543471they stay pretty far away about 4000 miles above the surface of the moon. for example LEO is about 180 miles above the surface of earth 20 times closer
lol they are fighting in the press room
>>532543534no it's some fucking nigger clicking the links firstwhatever i have another method, pass is the show my pet mentioned that started the funny word joke on the get. don't use "the"https://sebsauvage.net/paste/?f484d7101979af02#0UvXN0AyG0i2XZTUKBlSpmM2L5LUSX+lNNPZ/J2IfCY=
>>532543629hopefully! there are plenty of iranian schools after all!
>>532543471Later today is the big show.
Soon.
>>532543451>People are leaving the far right in droves.Trump's unapologetic betrayal of America for Israel has actually pushed me even further right than I already was, which I didn't even realize was possible.I think I might actually be a full blown accelerationist now, after years of mocking the shit out of accelerationists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA
>>532542504Sounds good to me.
>>532542993Whomst?
>>532543495La CREATURA
>>532543723>Trump to publicly humiliate himself in front of the entire world again soonLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>532543383>if I repeat my circlejerk talking points they'll come true.stop acting like a femoid on her period, constant overdramatization is unsightly.
>>532543407There were about 20 spics outside the Home Depot yesterday
why does trump bend over and take israel cock in ass??? why he let jew cum in asshole?
NASA STREAM, it will automatically switch over when Trump arriveshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=C96oohpWBGw
>>532543931Hey what is the plural form of the word "anecdote"?
>>532543704lmfao i completely forgot about that oneokay reading now
>>532543451so while people wait for Trump shills are just larping as Da realz far right?
>>532543299>there is now a frantic struggle in Iran's military to prove you are the least ranking officer thereYeah, accepting promotion there equates to suicide. And if this IRGC is 'elite' then why haven't we seen any of their exploits? This would be their time to shine (unless they're just bullshit).
>>532543824let's just say it's been a few years since he showed his face.
>>532543655>>532543719
We're live.
Trump live
Trump is live.
>>532543655>they stay pretty far away about 4000 milesWe won't get images from the 1969 landing site. I will never believe.
>>532543966I voted for Trump three times, but when you start throwing around fancy ivory tower words like "anecdote" it really makes me feel that Trump is out of touch with the common man. I'm voting Kamala this time. By the way I am 6'2" blonde haired, blue-eyed and have five children with my White wife while working as a humble dairy/wheat/chicken farmer in rural Iowa.
>>532543966How bad is it by you?ICE is busy working TSA now
>>532542129>For well over a decade economists and other social scientists have documented a strong advantage in economic performance during Democratic administrations. Since WW2:>Annual real GDP growth is 1.2 percentage points faster during Democratic administrations than Republican ones (3.79% versus 2.60%). >Total job growth has averaged 2.5% annually during Democratic administrations, while it is barely over 1% annually during Republican administrations. Applied to today’s total workforce, this would imply nearly 2.4 million more jobs created annually every year under Democratic administrations. >The Democratic advantage is even larger in private job growth than it is for total job growth. Notably, business investment is higher during Democratic administrations, with investment growth running at more than double the pace than it does during Republican ones. >inflation—both overall and “core” measures that exclude volatile food and energy prices—are lower during Democratic administrations.
Trump is speaking now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA
>>532542778Retard shills are spamming old narratives, hinging that Iran hasn't surrendered despite losing 90% of its forces, saying that the rescue was faked and get this! Now you have a retard shill in this thread saying Trump is for amnesty despite dems being 90% for it.
>>532543910>simply observing what is currently happening and then pointing it out is a "talking point," tranny!
>>532544130>>532544127With the press back and forth its gonna be a 2+ presentation.
>>532544155Sure, bud. Post hand, outlet, and timestamp.
TRUMP RALLYAWOOOOOOO
>>532543299Uhhhh shill sisters...how do we spin these narratives? Should we abandon thread and spam gay tranny porn?
Trump has officially undone the jimmy carter fuckup in this press conference.
>>532544218
Baallllllllllllldddddd
>>532544238I think you mean "OYYWOOOOO"
Ah, I see that I have been rused.
>>532544184That bill they said Trump supports, he said he doesn't last year, hasn’t even had a committee hearing and the rep talking about it isn’t on any of the committees it was assigned to.
>>532542848>permanently paused the China tariffs temporarilyDid he permanently pause them or is it just temporary? Make up your mind.
>>532544058Still chuckling over the fact the Iranian president did a whole ass interview that was basically 20 minutes of him copeposting IRL about how he isn't in charge, doesn't have any actual power, and begging the US government to please please please don't kill him.
>>532543704>>532544016>257 pagesi should do his homework before your homework!
this lot hasn't slept trying to come up with this horseshit 'downed pilot' story
>>532541094Even seeing the text on a screen fills me with rage. Midterms are fucked already, btw.
>>532544169Is he finally admitting to raping all those little girls? "Praise be to Allah." -Donald J. Trump
>>532544263The shabbos goy continues Truman's.
>>532543471I think at 2-2:30 they will be doing their approach streaming. They are sitting in the path of the moon right now and are just waiting for the rendezvous before they head around the back side.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
>>532543471Also, we'll have to wait for the Artemis III for a landing.
>>532544329Surrender status?
>>532544157I'm sure everyone working in ICE dropped what they were doing to go help at the airports.
Guys...it really doesn't sound like Trump is going to be going to war. FUCK, was I wrong again?
>>532541094No amnesty.No support for kikes.Get these Israel First fucks out of government.
>>532544455That's tomorrow. 8pm 4chan time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA
>>532544186>trust me "lil" bro, drumpf is heckin' done this time.you affirming it's all for pissrael shows your own bias. unless you're privy to information the vast majority of the world isn't, that premise will stay in the realm of speculation.
>>532544335(you can try if you want but you have not played enough vidya or watched enough anime to catch that he's making reference or jokes on a lot of them)
This pilot story is a total fabrication CAG got smoked
>I sent some poor hapless ZOGbot into danger to protect Israel>but at least I spent another $50-100 million (or more) of your money (on top of the tens of billions already spent in defense of Israel) rescuing him from the danger I put him in!
>>532544371>still assmad over losing the iran laundry moneyhahhahahahhahah>>532544380>>532544420would be cool to see moon base construction during Trump's term.... Considering that he's a construction guy... It'll be the best moon base, kek!
>>532544329>denying authorityHe might be the smartest of them.
>>532544492That's just Trump bombing their shit up again. I'm talking about boots on the ground war.
>>532544652>but also, we blew up our planes. And guess what? You'll pay for the replacements
>Spend all weekend parading around a dirty pair of underwear like it is a captured Roman Aquila>ackshully nothing happened he posts through tear filled eyesThe brownoid cope is fucking delicious. Iran will never recover from this humilitation.
>>532544742Two more weeks.Or also tomorrow according to some rando on 4chan.
>>532542129>The economy in the United States depends on several factors: gross domestic product (G.D.P.), employment, incomes, productivity, and stock prices and the US economy has experienced a 4.6% growth on average under Democratic presidents and a 2.4% growth under Republicans.>Another narrative that the Republican party and conservatives push, which is accepted by the community is the notion that Republican leaders overall create more job opportunities, with Democratic leaders decreasing job opportunities. However, the presidents who have been in office during the fastest job growth have all been Democratic presidents. The presidents with the lowest job growth in America have all been Republican presidents>Republican presidents have also created larger deficits in the economy while Democratic presidents are more aggressive when responding to economic crises during their presidencies
so the cope from shills is that Iran won but not a single person on Iran is bragging about it nor have even 1 second of footage
>>532544655You know that he won't be able to resist putting his personal touches on it .. and that they'll be kickass!
>>532544441I take it your hardware stores still have just as many beaners outside as a year ago?
Northern Ireland has introduced a two week paid leave after miscarriage. Meanwhile in the US they investigate it as a crime.
>>532544503>gas and grocery prices don't have consequences, tranny!>and Trump attacking Israel's #1 enemy without any concern whatsoever about how it would the quality of life for struggling American families while saying things like "if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have Israel" doesn't prove anything!
>>532544884Turns out the exchange rate for 50+ Iranian political leaders is only TWO airplanes. They've got the lead now.
Uh oh. Trump is personally hunting down the person that leaked the F-15 shootdown.
>>532544839
wait who leaked what?
>>532544904Nope, not even remotely.
>>532545000>STOP SHOWING THE WORLD WHAT A RETARDED FUCKUP I AM!
>>532544900if the ballroom is any sort of foreshadowing, i think you might be right! ...Trump knows what good aesthetics are..
>PTGbrews watching Trump babble right now
>>532544884Four senior IRGC officers died this weekend in an event that didn't happen and if you suggest it did you are actually jewish and actually Iran won. America is currently not bombing the shit out of every single city in Iran RIGHT NOW and the cardboard khomeni is in control.
>>532544970two airplanes, 1 used underwear, 1 empty toothpaste tube and 1 jack linknever forget the jack link that's what hurts the most
>>532545028Details of the F-15 shootdown after the rescue of the first pilot.Blabbing to the press that there's still another American stuck in Iran.
Hang the leaker
>>532544839Kek, what could they have been thinking?
This...is your President
>>532543867Had this been something >>532545177>”fuck transparency” miggers, circa 2026Lmfao
>>532545151teh iranians managed to have a meatstick as a pow?lollmao
>>532545154isn't this just called journalism? Was it leaked to CNN?
>>532545181You have to understand. Much of Iran is a sandy hellscape where nothing grows. The concept of using a piece of cloth to keep the sand out of your asshole is a revolutionary concept to them. With this piece of advanced US technology they may be able to finally leave the bronze age (they won't we will just bomb them right back the moment they try).
The US government deep state is a bunch of evil sodomites. It doens't matter how you vote, you can never get rid of this sodomite scum, who keep pushing the sodomy. These sodomites caused the war in Ukraine.Sodomites are disgusting and evil.Don't believe any of this PTG bullshit about Trump being based. The government is still a bunch of sodomites.
>>532545261No. The issue is the person that leaked to the press, not the journalist.
>>532544964>n-no you don't get it, I must uncontrollably react to any small fluctuation because my estrogen-filled brain makes keeping my composure impossible>now let me spout more of the usual circumstantial details that totes prove everything as long as you assume my oremise is already true.
>>532545242>REMEMBER SETH RICH>I mean, PLEASE FORGET SETH RICHMAGA 2026 is really weird if you were around for MAGA 2016.>>532545177>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPOSE DADDY TRUMP FOR BEING A DROOLING RETARD SHABBOS GOY>KILL HIM FOR EMBARRASSING DADDY TRUMPI love this thread, it's a dang hoot.
I can't wait to watch this movie. I hope the guy they get to play the WSO is a gigachad and all the Iranians are portrayed by ugly dysgenic browns.
>>532545154at this point I wouldn't be surprised if it was a lie just to make Iran search fruitlessly. it wouldn't be the first time he says random shit and lets everyone run around like headless chicken
>>532545532we have to fund and make the movie first before hollywood does or they will ruin it
Iran is NOT doing okay right now.
Boob afternoon>>532544497Have they said something relevant?
>>532545445>any small fluctuationAmerican familes on tight budgets are getting absolutely fucking raped to death right now by Trump's sky high gas and grocery prices, Mr. Literal Shill.
>>532545194.. and the very best one in the World.
>>532541812Riiiiight
The sodomites who lead America will persecute you for speaking out, even if you haven't broken any laws.First of all, the democracy doesn't matter because they cheat.But then they cheat by going after dissidents.GAY PEOPLE ARE EVIL SCUM BAGS
>>532545526They’d be shocked as shit that 2026 /ptg/ supports a war started on Israel’s behalf by the “no new wars” president.
>>532545636thisthey've got colbert ruining the remainder of the lotr franchise right now.
>>532545344More FSB projection. How's that Moscow basement this spring? Pipes thawed? Shit flowing smoothly?
>>532545636Nah, we just need to break Harvey Weinstein out of jail. Say what you will about humble Harv he knew how to make a good movie, and the adaptation of the Easter Miracle would 100% has some sexy Iranian woman who would get dicked down by the WSO and through the power of American dick convert from Islam to Freedom.
>>532545040go on...
>>532545671yes, bread riots in two weeks. keep panicking
WE GOT HIS UNDERWARE /ptg/ IN SHAMBLES TRUMP LOSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
God is goodI really wanna see this movie
>>532545663The entire cabinet is just taking victory laps on Iran right now.
The “secret” is that the CIA activated Gorgon Stare which is our ultra-res spy drone network. Was used after the soldier sent his first message and we didn’t know if he was alone or captured. It was able to positively identify our soldier.
>>532545866why did i lose to this
yeah it's smelling pretty hatless in here.
>shills siding with the leaker that could have compromised a complex ongoing rescue operation and calling "transparency"
>Daylight Thunder RunShit goes hard as fuck.
>>532544335surely you have something to say!
>>532545726It's fucking CRAZY how much things can change in just 10 years, bro.>>532545830>literal paid shilling intensifies
>>532545703you can use all the reddit sarcasm you want, it's just he said/she said at this point.
Did Hegseth really just compare the pilot to Jesus
>>532545830>let me, a foreigner, tell you about your country
>Hid in a cave on Good Friday and Holy Saturday.>Sunday comes and the cave is empty.Holy shit.Mel Gibson please add this to your Passion 2 movie.
>>532542636pretty sure enforcing sharia law is already illegalany act of enforcement would fall under an existing criminal act
>>532545942They'll never stop finding new ways to scream "TRUMP BAD!!!".
For 45 hours and 56 minutes we completely bussified the Iranians.
>>532545889Thanks. I was curious what he was referring to. So it's basically some high-optic multi-lens capability?
Still baking.
“We only accept an end of the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again”>Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of the Iranian diplomatic mission in CairoHow long can't we attack them again for? 5 years? 10?
I like him, it's just I can tell that Hegseth uses ChatGPT to write his shit. Every time.
>>532545942>shitskin simping for a billionaire zionist politician in another country cannot comprehend any nuance whatsoever
>>532545942>we need to prosecute someone for making us look badt. The most transparent administration of all time
>>532545974Did he also maul his opposition?
>>532545941you're smelling pretty hatless in here
>>532545942exactly - cant believe a leaf is the most based - tells u how bad /ptg/ has gotten
>>532545952I mean, you keep trying to sell your own narrative so it's not like your words hold any more water than mine.>inb4 nu-uh it's my 100% accurate observations
>>532546005He could maybe try not being so fucking awful?
>>532546136He's bombing my enemies overseas, cracking down on H1Bs, and scaling up deportations.
>There are secret and classified details that we will not be able to answer with>We'll now take your questions>CAN YOU TELL US WHEN WHERE HOW YOU CARRIED OUT THIS OPERATION, PLAY BY PLAY??
>>532546021It's a little more complex than that. Gorgon Stare is basically a hybrid system that uses everything for orbital satellites to drones to create a 3d compsite image in real time of anything within a 200 square mile radius of the focal point. The technical specs are a highly guarded secret but it is suspected that it can imagine something down to a one foot margine of error.
How does MIGA help americans?
>>532546021I guess AI is fed this information and it sorts it out, cutting the time humans have to spend analyzing information.
>>532545967yes, panic more while spamming the same goddamn picture. not beating the shill accusations there...
DUDE 44 ALPHA
>>532541094Got some based people controlling our Nation
>>532546125>literal paid shill and probable glownigger on a VPN angry that not everyone is a drooling buffoon who believes whatever he says
Baker: next thread should be called CALL SIGN DUDE 44 ALPHA
>>532546095kek nice, but still
AUDACIOUSLY PENETRATED
>>532544655I am the maddest yet still the happiest. And I haven't lost such, for I already have treasure.
>Callsign: Dude44
>DUDE IRAN LMAO
>>532546220>he's doing the exact neocon wars he promised not to doOK
>>532540457>guys the people i invited love me!
The AIPAC(republicans) party has introduced the Dignity Act which is just mass amnesty.We are a non-nation ruled by fucking retards and parasites. Trump will rubber stamp it too.
>>532546264>the same imageActually it’s a new one. If you look closely you can see the gas numbers going up each day because he started a war for Israel.
>>532545259Yes ༼﹏༽
>>532544516>>532545951okay it was actually VERY funny i was called away to do something and usually i wouldn't come back but i laughed to myself thinking about last night so yes i will have something to say
>>532546250>How does MIGA help americans?Jewish Americans like Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin are very happy with how things are going.
I am feeling some patriotism my dudes
>>532546324
>>532546348Did Trump look at the bunny and react as if he saw Death himself?
Missed the speech, anyting important announced
>>532546414fucking lenny face failed(TдT)
ill bet the leaker was israeli
>>532546457You are mine.
>>532546515>Israeli would endanger Israeli operation
DUDE 44 BRAVO
>>532546247Thanks again. I'm imagining it creates a guassian splat/ photoscan type of deal and makes a live 3D view from dotted NSA satellites+drones They can probably rotate and interact with a real-time 3D video map. Wild.
>DUDE 44 ALPHA THIS IS JOLLY GREENFLIGHT.... COMIN' IN HOT
>>532546499lol
>>532546397Wanna be more clear with Who and what it says?
>>532546303>if I fall back on petty insult my narrative will be more believable than his!you're the one spamming those threads every day with the same pictures.
>>532546528>>532546528>>532546528Neos thread>>532546528>>532546528>>532546528New thread
>>532546559are you retarded?
>>532546414>shows the meatstick sauceKEKthe press have truly become babylon bee tier... lol...
>>532546606I am immune to your shilling, Dave.
>>532546413because of your headcanon?
>>532546559Israel is done with the US, and Iran is now in shambles. Israel has the firepower to keep Iran off balance, it can now effect our destruction, and what better way than to bait our best most patriotic into folly death?anyway, I doubt very much that is what happened, but it's worth noting.
>>532546414o7Thank you for your service, generic MRE teriyaki Jack Link. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
>>532546658what am I supposedly shilling, Shirley? disagreement isn't shilling.
>>532546247>Gorgon Stare is basically a hybrid system that uses everything for orbital satellites to drones to create a 3d compsite image in real time of anything within a 200 squareBro what the fuck
>>532546414Why did they take pics of random shit we threw on the ground?
Kys pbt bump
