My next-door neighbor had put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and had it go through my doggy door 'cause we've been arguing over a property line. He was trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon, and a pig.
cool.
>>532541153well you should tell him to fuck off because Nixon was the greatest president you gringos ever had
>>532541153Sweet, free bacon.
You ever seen the horse thing in The Godfather? Do that.
>>532541153are you sending him back pictures of you and the pig hanging out and having fun?
>>532541153I'm surprised that you didn't shoot him. I keep reading these news articles about Americans shooting people just because they pulled into their driveways by mistake.
>>532541153You should photoshop his face onto the most biggest mexican stereotype print a man sized cardboard cutout and put next to the fence like a fence hopping thief he is.
>>532541378Yeah he's chill once the mask came off. It's my pig now, sucker
>>532541153Nixon was based.
All I thought is "good, I guess I don't have e to go into work today."
>>532541153nice. free mask, free dinner.
>60yo boomer karens going at it
>>532541153Put a Trump mask on the pig and send it back
>>532541153The str book should tell you where it is at. Just get a book from the county court house. Us the center line of road for reference/ look for a magnet marker. Or just get a surveyor
>>532541153kill and eat the pig and keep the mask as well. Good times. Good luck with your property dispute.I hope you arent being the Jew here, anon?Are you? Be honest.
>>532541735Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.
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for those of you who don't know what this is referencing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1pwyCl5ymE
>>532541153Funniest shit I've ever heard someone do over a property line dispute. Go get a surveyor and stop fucking around lmao.
>>532541153>get in a dispute with neighbor>one side dresses up a pig and sends it through the other neighbors doggy door.>one side makes a post on 4chanI gotta side with the neighbor on this one OP. He punked your dumb ass out.
>>532541153Congrats, now you can go to China