In addition to facing humidity, insects, diseases, and terrible weather, in training they need to feed on what the jungle has to offer (fruits, roots, insects, fish, beetle larvae, palm larvae) and drink water from vines and streams.After a week, they became unruly and simply refused to continue, and asked to go home.LOL LOL LOL LOL
pathetic. i bet ole petey hegseth could handle it
>>532543267
Many such cases. Sad!
>>532543267>shitskin from shithole posts op ed piece from another shitskin who leaves in the same shithole
>>532543267Imagine that Conquistadors were doing that without modern tech, modern medicine and tacticool gear.
>>532543267Why would you train to fight in the jungle? Why even go in there?Burn it.
>>532543267That's complete bullshit. Go back and spread lies over there
>>532543589QRD on this city being attacked by aliens since 1970?All other shit sounds believable.
>>532543643it's a lot easier when the natives do barbaric human sacrifices like burying children aliveit makes it more worthwhile to take them out
>>532543643Well, they were European, not a ragtag band of spics and niggers in expensive gear.
>>532543870I think he's referencing varghina and got the dates wrong
>>532543267Couldn't handle stealing uranium either
>>532543267Ok, dickless.Maybe they'd have stuck around if your country wasn't a shithole, barely one tier above India.Tá bom, seu broxa.Talvez eles tivessem ficado se o seu país não fosse uma merda, mal um nível acima da Índia.
>>532543267Well duh. They know that Israel doesn't need any fighting done in jungles right now so therefore it's a waste of federal reserve notes.
Suuuure. I believe it. This was "basic training" and Delta Force failed.Since when did basic training require drinking from vines? Is that normal in Brazil?
SEALs are a meme. I worry about the US Military. USMC boot camp was even pussied down in 1989, when I went in. It needs to go back being politically i8ncorrect and abusive (by today's standards, not by reality's standards).
I wouldn't be surprised if BR jungle training wasn't just turd world russian style bullshit, like doing kung-fu poses while some favela nigger hurls poison frogs at you.
>>532544148That’s what they call cocks.
>>532543984Fuck, it is real.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colares,_Par%C3%A1
>>532543267Brazilians are training since they are born. They don't even know air conditioning
>>532544228Kek. They seem to have been in a war with ayys on and off since the 50s
>>532543589aye it's like that 10x gravity training from dragon ball desu. we're simply built different
>>532543589Besides the combat encounters that sounds fun
>>532543267>world most elite troops>worlds greatest army>etc..all bullshit :D
>>532544482It is the world's most expensive army.However that's due to graft and money black holes
>>532543267they didn't enjoy the monkey soup?shame, that
>>532543267need more Black Men on Delta Force and Seals
>>532543267the amazon is hell on earth.
>>532543589The South shall rise again !!!
>>532543643Oh really?https://youtu.be/QOnu6Qw7Zjc
>>532543267>Flavia Marinhocan I get a real source?
>>532544826That small vampire fish swimming in your piss upstream into your dick. Help me bros.
>>532544482people just consider them the biggest and all that shit because they're afraid of their nukes.
>>532544993>>532544148https://www.sociedademilitar.com.br/2025/03/delta-force-e-seal-dos-eua-as-tropas-de-elite-mais-poderosa-do-mundo-nao-aguentaram-o-treinamento-basico-do-exercito-brasileiro-e-falharam-no-curso-do-centro-de-instrucao-de-guerra-na-selva-flc.html
>>532543870Dead bodies without organs and eyes, at least 10 cases
>>532545234>Flavia MorinhoI asked for a real source
>>532543267>Boreal monkey men are more suited to the jungle than humansNo shit
>>532544148In our military training you don't have MREs and peanut butter, you have to survive with what the jungle offers you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFh3cJQgYM
>>532543267The motivation was the problem.Place a KFC to every milestone and they will handle better.
>>532544826thisthere was a season of "naked and afraid" in amazon jungle. They gathered some "survivalists" and neither of them were able to sustain themselves in amazon. ALl of them lost like 40lbs each, of body weightI'm guessing brasilian spec ops would have a hard time in swedish winter, so it's logical that gringos have a hard time managing in amazon jungle
>>532543589Just read about the boto but im even more curious about the weeb and his wife?
>SEALs couldnt tell the men from the women in Brazil and kept getting date ass-raped by favela troons so they went homeFixed the fake story for you
>>532544402Fuck, even super advanced ayys cannot conquer Brazil. It is really a lost case. Now I want to visit
>>532545269>anons find out that scavengers like soft tissues
>>532543267What exact part did they fail? Was it actually some tough operator shit they were too pussy for, or was it some bullshit "you didn't tolerate hazing good enough" thing?>>532545269>Could it be Rothschilds harvesting organs to avoid meeting Satan? >No, must be ayys!
>>532543589Brazil is kino and the world is a better place that it exists.jungles are chaos.brazil is the jungle.I would not want the world to be like brazil just as I would not want the world to be like a jungle.but I am glad brazil exists.
>>532545692consider that when Seals are actually in gunfights (actual fights, not 'we ambushed this guy in his bed at 3am) they tend to retreat or surrender.
>>532546002You say that like it's a bad thing. Literally every carnivore on Earth is an ambush predator: suddenly fuck shit up with no chance of reprisal. If they don't have tactical advantage, the smart thing to do is run away like a coward and ambush your adversary as he tries to catch you.>But that's dishonorableWho cares?
>>532546002Almost as if you put all your points into stealth and then expected to fight it doesnt work out so well, they are elite stealth group, not fighting group.
>>532543267>you need to learn gorilla warfare in le jungleWhy bother when Trump can just nuke the rainforest because he's not a pussy?
I don’t blame them the jungle fucking sucks
>>532544914In brazil with mixed race racists
>>532545545So, if Maduro would hide himself in the jungle he would still be Venezuelan president?
>>532545749Best whores in the world
>>532543589What the fuck is going on in brasil
>>532544423Those are probably the easiest part
>>532543267It's Brazil so they probably wanted to lube up the Americans with bum bum cream and sodomize them.
>>532547088It is /b/- the country apparently.
>>532543267ook ook goes the monkey
>>532544482Just like you being mauled by Stalin in 1944 and begging to remain independent.Finnish pride lmao
>>532543267did we lose all that knowledge and capability when the vietnam special forces died?
>>532543267rule 1: everything is a psyop. push out a bunch of articles exposing the military as unprepared and weak. bonus points: have someone brown write the piece, that'll keep them double guessing!
>>532543883unironically niggers and spics are more acclimated to the violence and inclemencies of the land than fucking whiteswhites are fucking pussies and docile as fuck, even """special forces"""
>>532547859You're the direct descendant of heretic crushing inquisition era spaniard conquistadors and blood sacrificing aztec priestesses who ripped out hearts atop pyramids. What did you think what happen? The bloodlust would cancel out? Think again
>>532547033no, he would die, kek
>>532545234>After just a few kilometers, they could no longer bear to walk into the jungle carrying weapons, equipment and backpacks. They quickly became exhausted and stopped, to the point of becoming undisciplined, stating that they would only complete the march in the jungle when the troops were once again rested and in ideal temperature and pressure conditions.totally fake and gay why do 3rd worlders always make up obvious lies>guys da mericans could nwot do da favela trane, dey smitched out as soon as the bunda competition began trust me bro
>>532547127But I'm really, really bad at combat.My skin is thin so I bleed easily, and my bones are brittle. I once broke my finger punching myself for being an idiot. And then I'm like a cat or something, adrenaline sticks in me for like a week. I get the shits, can't sleep, can barely eat or drink, so then I crash for like two or three days after that wears off.It's a bad time.
>>532545234Unfortunately that doesn't mean shit when they can launch missiles and (eventually) drones to their heart's content, and at the end of the day, nukes, which we don't have.
>>532543267>fake newsUS troops did fine in the junglesit was the brazilian nogs they could not deal with
sounds like fake news
>>532543267Lol, fake article made by brics brownie>what a suprise xdddd
American 'bravery' ends when their magazine is empty and their airstrike is denied. We're talking about people who rock themselves in the corner crying because the LTE on their phone stopped working or McBurgersloppa ran out of szechuan sauce
>>532550171>>532550192>In 2010, Lula was the president of Brazil, and Barack Obama was the president of the United States. At the time, both maintained excellent relations, which facilitated a troop exchange between the United States and Brazil. It was a hybrid team of special operators from Delta Force and the Navy SEALs, who on that occasion visited the Jungle Warfare Training Center in Manaus, Amazon. As a good host, at the time, the head of the CIGS instruction team, Colonel Fernando Montenegro, offered the visitors the opportunity to participate in the jungle operations course.>But the request was rejected by the United States military attaché in Brazil, who refused, saying that those troops already had extensive experience in operations in various parts of the world and did not want to take the course. They only wanted the CIGS (Jungle Warfare Training Center) to provide training in the Amazon rainforest, in the form of a military exercise, at a level more difficult than the CIGS could offer.this is old news from 2010, it's actually not from 2025, so the headline was misleading. still, it appears they indeed left one week later of jungle survival training, since eating larvae and insects was too much for them.
>>532543267>In additionyes, but do large black men with weird hats scream in their faces?I rest my case
>>532550549With MREs they always bring they dont really need to eat that shit, I dont even think Delta does long stints anyway, seems like they just get in and get out, if they had to resort to eating grubs something fucked up, thats more for like Marine Snipers whose job is to legit sit in one place for days on end and just watch
All you need to know about Brazil is there is a giant neon party truck you drink in while next level advanced niggotry happens outside called Hurricane Carthttps://youtu.be/gV9Gjyl5kOs
>>532550549>Lulakeep calm
>>532546300>who caresPeople want to live. Also ambush predators is for predator vs prey.Dominant animals have a code of honor and engage in dominance battles, they don’t ambush each other.Ambush is done for efficiency not to cover a weakness.America does ambush to conceal its weakness. This leads to a crumbling, we are right now watching America try to cash the checks it wrote.Navy Seals are sub 100IQ apes from Alabama.These are not heroic soldiers. They are thugs.Now the reason why you want men of honor and not thugs is because this confers a level of martial possibility the inverse does not.Germany could conquer 1/8 of the world’s population because it could rely on its soldiers to die fighting and do so effectively.America can not even wrest a small strait from a fourth rate power under sanctions in a 5v1 with the first strike advantage.Wars are not waged by weapons but by men and the quality of men in America is very low.
>>532546471They aren’t stealthy at all. They larp as soldiers.America makes up for lack of true belief with this arrogant tribal champion mentality screeching about being the best of the best only works if you’re actually the best. They aren’t the best, not by a long shot, and it makes us all look bad.I could put together a more effective team but the US punishes innovation especially in its officer corps.
>>532547859amerimutts aren't White , Paco. White men raped ths shit out of your ancestors with a few rusty muskets and no clue where they even had ended up. Thats White Europeans for you. Mutts aren't even related, they are just some genetic slurry bred within the americas from leftover genetic offal that we didn't want anymore.
>>532543267Total bullshit… Last thing we would do is send special forces to train in Brazil since it would no doubt be monitored and spied on by China since lulu is a fucking commie faggot.
>>532543267Bump For topic
Real story>90% of the SEAL team got STDs from Brazillian ladyboys the first night in country so they sent them home.
>>532551702The fuck kind of intel do you get from watching people eat bugs?Retard
>>532543643No they weren't, conquistadors brought their own livestock, established outposts, and then defeated natives.
>>532551346You are one stupid fucking gorilla nigger
>>532543643>>532551681conquistadores/europeans didn't venture into the jungle, that's why the portuguese conquered so much land in the amazon, because they married natives and mixed, so their offspring (bandeirantes) could do that.europeans died like flies in the tropical jungle and caribbean islands, that's why they filled these regions with africans
>>532547019>DEI racismI fucking love Brazil
>>532543267getting bloated with parasites doesn't sound like very useful training to be quite honest with you
>>532545234>>532543267>Delta Force: Ok, so where's your logistics, how are you feeding this force while we're out here in the bush>Brazil: We eat grubs and roots, gringo!>DF: What? You need 4500 calories a day in combat or you'll be useless. You're not getting that from beetles and leaves>Brazil: We drink from the stream!!>DF: jesus christ we're out of hereHoly shit, Third Worlders literally don't comprehend why anyone does anything. They think the point of training is to look tough
>>532543267thats because crawling through mud like a monkey is not considered normal behavior in america
>>532543267there's nothing "basic" in that course, especially the specOps variant, people die there every other year
>>532549888Supergirl has a they/them retard as super girl. A bimbo like sidney sweeney would net them billions
>>532553640So backwards yet the final form of the kalergi plan that is beginning to take shape
>>532543267The Portuguese and Spanish must have been absolue mad tough bastards to have pulled off hose conquests.
>>532543267Whoa dudes who have been fighting in a desert for 30 years can't into jungle?
>>532543870pretty sure its a UFO sighting and abduction hotspot. Latin Americans seem overexposed to all kinds of paranormal.
>>532555145Yeah, sheer lust can't acclimate you to what is essentially an environment fighting harder than the natives to drive out invaders.
>>532554646you are a fucking retard.just one example, 100g of palm larvae (incredibly abundant if you know where to find it) has 600 kcal, and are protein rich. It tastes like coconut, it's delicious. I ate a lot during my military training.Meanwhile, if you're having supply problems in the jungle, you expect peanut butter to fall from the sky, you pampered city boy
>>532543267>The world's most famous elite troopsSAS?
>>532543267More Sun Tsu -esque propaganda. Appear weak to your enemies. Checked and noted. Again.
>>532555145I heard the Portugese merchants would sail up and leave an axe near a village. They'd come back a month later, the Indios would be watching for him and all turn up to see the magic metal axe bringer. The merchant brings more axes and things to trade. It really was that easy.
>>532543267whatever, it's just no go or interest zone.
>>532548712you have a point, i love my boxing and mma lol
>>532543589HD version of that meme if anyone wants
>>532555516the Indios had axes, just not metal ones.
>>532543589>>532543870Operação Prato / Operation Saucer.The first military grade recon mission on alien tic tac devices that were Colares, state of Pará, north of the Amazon.We had our military track and try to fight the aliens, then wr just gave up.It is a very odd case because it has very similar reports to the american disclosed info from a fee years ago.
>>532555516The indians learned metallurgy quite fast from the portuguese. Those random amazonian tribes that were never contacted learned metallurgy from the tupi tribe.They are very clever, for how small their communities are. Ironworking mare its way before the volonization.
>>532555614That's the point, a metal axe was all it took to get them interested in trading/being colonized.
>>532555265it's insane in there while training you can't drink water during the day because it's so hot and humid that the sweat won't evaporate and cool you down, you just keep sweating, therefore you must force yourself to dehydrate, otherwise, if you keep drinking water, you'll keep sweating and lose electrolytes and go into acute electrolyte imbalance. and that's just one aspect of the whole thing.. it's ridiculous
>>532555306>thirdie still doesn't get itholy shit lmao, the fact that your brown beaner mind can't even comprehend the difference is genuinely astoundingAll real SF go through hell-type training to wash out the weak. When you're on maneuvers, you're supposed to be training to kill the other guys. The force that's foraging for grubs and larvae is going to get exterminated by the force that brought MREs and is looking to kill the foragers
>>532545680>hylic pretends scavengers can excavate a body when they were last seen alive and on CCTV ten minutes before their body was found
>>532555306Bro, you're talking to Miggers here. Unless those Larvae are McDonalds™ branded, these mutts are not going to touch them.
>>532555857Interested in trading yes, being colonised no. Why wouldn't a metal axe make them interested? It's a thing that will improve their life and is something they don't haveIt would be like alien showing up with AR-15 laser weapons, you know damn well we would trade with them for that alone.
>>532544148>and Delta Force failed.It's a lie, the New York National Guard went and did it. Delta Force isn't going to waste time on it.https://taskandpurpose.com/news/national-guard-brazil-jungle-warfare-course/
>>532544914Imagine getting the rest of the world in on this like how they have america day and larp as cowboys, shoot fireworks and BBQ.
>>532554646>Brazil: We drink from the stream!!Pretty sure no Brazilian is going to say that, it's unsafe as the water isn't clean and has plenty of parasites. >>532555996>by the force that brought MREs MRE is extra weight, extra weight means you have to spend more energy to move about. Spending more energy to move about in a hot and humid environment is a bad idea and will make water a much higher priority.
>>532556220Is this Swedish autism or are you an angry Indio or something? The Portuguese didn't show up to conquer with the sword. They colonized Brazil via trade, and then eventually began to bring in settlers.
>>532545234Delta Force and the seals weren't in Brazil for joint military training last year. You got the NY National Guard.
>>532543267I could not last 1 minute in that brown hellhole. Imagine the smell of the favelas and niggers claiming to not be retarded monkey niggers
>>532556661Cute
>>532544826>>532545545>Inhospitable to man>Even the greatest survivalists struggle>Somehow this little sausage thrives no problemMake it make sense.
>>532543267Would need a link and proof, not an anti-America thread #256,778.
18 year old swedish army girls are tougher than american males.
>>532543267>In addition to facing humidity, insects, diseases, and terrible weather, in training they need to feed on what the jungle has to offer (fruits, roots, insects, fish, beetle larvae, palm larvae) and drink water from vines and streams.>After a week, they became unruly and simply refused to continue, and asked to go home.Because it's training that they'll never need and the idea of being taught by a jungle monkey how to survive off roots, insects and larvae while conducting a mission is retarded.
>>532556813https://www.nationalguard.mil/News/Article-View/Article/4010457/new-york-airmen-complete-brazilian-jungle-warfare-course/The NY National Guard goes yearly and passes.
>>532556924>Because it's training that they'll never need and the idea of being taught by a jungle monkey how to survive off roots, insects and larvae while conducting a mission is retarded.It's also just not true, neither group have been deployed to Brazil for joint training.
>>532556597>MRE is extra weight, extra weight means you have to spend more energy to move about.Sven, you're supposed to be smarter than this. A day's worth of calories is less than a couple of pounds. The amount of time and effort it would take to forage 4500 calories in the jungle, per man, is far far far far greater than the effort of carrying those calories in retort pouches full of high-energy formulated foodAlso, when you're foraging for food, you are a disorganized target. If the whole squad's busy trying to feed themselves, they are going to get absolutely annihilated by a unit that's carrying their food and focusing 100% on killing the foragers
>>532544053Happens when you aren't circumcised. Diseases fester under the foreskin. Ask any doctor.
>>532543267>the worlds most famoussay fucking what? think you'll find that's the SASmericans think they're the best at everything but they're simply not
>>532544482How dare you insult Israel’s greatest ally!?
>>532557083>The amount of time and effort it would take to forage 4500 calories in the jungleSo don't eat 4500 calories
>>532557229>SASJesus Christ no.
>>532556766Are you guys still competing for Most cucked nation award
>>532557306>So don't eat 4500 caloriesAn MRE is about half a kilo. There's no calorific intake where scavenging is more energy-efficient than taking MRE's.
>>532543267We’ve been lowering our standards for years while others are trying to survive.What do you expect? It would be shocking to me if this was easy for them.
>>532557643Brother it's not even real.
>>532557306>So don't eat 4500 caloriesThat's about what it takes to feed an elite operator in combat. They burn more calories than athletes. If you feed them less, they don't work as well at their jobIf the combat is between a squad that's foraging for whatever they can get off the jungle floor and a squad that's fully fed and has just been working as a unit to hunt and kill the foragers, it might not even be a combat situationIt's just the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of and the operators were absolutely right to say "fuck this ridiculous bullshit." It's a perfect example of third worlders not understanding why the gringos do the things they do, so they try to do things that make sense for third world cognition
>>532551681>White men raped ths shit out of your ancestorsactually, in most cases the native women would throw themselves at the white man.white men don't actually need to rape when there are so many natives that want the BWC and lighter skin babies. you can see the phenomenon as passport bros today use their white skin to attract race groupies. that's how the third world always has been.
>>532543267Soft times make soft men
>>532544228>lights, flashes, crafts, aliens>videos>photographs>thousands of witnesses OK, let's see the videos>uh...
>>532543589Phhhffftt
>>532543870nordics kill them for fun
>>532555609I wonder if there is such meme about Russia, Mexico or other similarly crazy countries.
>>532543267>deltaSounds like a load of shit, monke.
>>532557809>It's just the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of and the operators were absolutely right to say "fuck this ridiculous bullshit."It's not even real, the only two groups that do Brazil's jungle warfare course are the 101st Airbourne and NY National guard. And they both pass yearly.
>>532557575>An MRE is about half a kilo. There's no calorific intake where scavenging is more energy-efficient than taking MRE's.ThisUnless you've been dropped into the Magic Candy Protein Bar Forest, the stuff in the retorts is going to be by far the best stuff available and doesn't require you to spend time, calories and water scavenging for something to eat, aka much more likely that you and your friends are going to get killed while you're looking for grubs or whateverthefuck
>>532557158>Please cut off the end of my dick so I dont have to wash it
>>532557809>It's a perfect example of third worlders not understanding why the gringos do the things they doIt's a perfect example of gringos expecting everything to work in perfect condition and having everything handed to them on a silver plate. But guess what? Nothing works like perfect, your perfect hunting team lost all their MRE because they had to cross a river didn't know how to check for depth or current. Or better yet some insects got in the backpack so when you reach in to grab it it bits you and delivers a venom.
>>532555588Just remember the spaniard part won out so you have to hate pagans
>>532557836It's true. In school the Asian girls just about gang raped me. Not bragging, just saying.
>>532557158Good goy
>>532543267They actually are selectively pick from who is the most popular, I am not even joking, Seals will kick out the best because they get jealous.
>>532543267Don't your rainforest pygmy's do this all the time?Not sure why we use primitive tactics when we could just nuke the whole jungle.
>>532557575>An MRE is about half a kiloOk, so how much do you bring with you? Four perhaps? Now we're up on 2 kilos, add 2 kilos to the 10 kilos of stuff you're already carrying.
>>532543589Brazil is a 90's JRPG?
>>532558160>Nothing works like perfect, your perfect hunting team lost all their MRE because they had to cross a river didn't know how to check for depth or current.what lmao do you think they're juggling MREs as they go>Or better yet some insects got in the backpack so when you reach in to grab it it bits you and delivers a venom.what>ok, what you said is true, but what about these ridiculous situations I imagined?!Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sweden and then I talk with one of you guys lol>>532558125>It's not even real, the only two groups that do Brazil's jungle warfare course are the 101st Airbourne and NY National guard. And they both pass yearly.That's even funnier then, third worlders making up a retarded situation that just reveals that they don't understand anything, thinking it makes them look good
>>532558160>It's a perfect example.....It's not even real. Neither group have been to Brazil for training.
>>532543267Nobody gives a shit macaco. You think USA is going to bother training in your jungle? They'd just bomb the shit out of your favelas and that would be it. Stupid macaco. Stay in your jungle.
>>532558156Did you read the story, stinkydick?
>>532552999>conquistadores/europeans didn't venture into the jungleSure thing.Francisco de Orellana, crossed entire S. American continent from Chile to the mount of Amazon river.
>>532543589>Find Brazilians who get stronger every time they almost dieThe desordem e regresso flag with the dragon ball monke was not a meme. It was a warning.
>>532557719Real enough for normieshttps://en.sociedademilitar.com.br/2025/03/delta-force-e-seal-dos-eua-as-tropas-de-elite-mais-poderosa-do-mundo-nao-aguentaram-o-treinamento-basico-do-exercito-brasileiro-e-falharam-no-curso-do-centro-de-instrucao-de-guerra-na-selva-flc.htmlWhy do you care enough to post?
>>532558125>Operators>101st Airbourne and NY National guardseems like there is a fundamental difference in type of soldier for the usage. like the Operators are your hockey player types, anaerobic pure sprint shifts. the regular soldier is the cross country runner, aerobic and endurance based.
>>532558317>add 2 kilos to the 10 kilos of stuff you're already carrying.>to the 10 kilos of stuff you're already carrying.
>>532558494>>101st Airbourne and NY National guardWho both pass yearly.
>>532543589bro, i couldn't even swim at copacabana because there was too much poop in the water
>>532558491>Why do you care enough to post?Because it's a retarded lie? It's not true.That source is a fucking liar. It's fantasy.
>>532547364The Finn's destroyed the Reds in the winter war. And they held them back in 44 again, but with more losses of land. Yet still remained independent of the iron curtain, not sure how that is a burn.
Propaganda thread.
>>532557956How alientards are not in absolute shambles is a fucking miracle.>zomg look at all these ufo sightings!>holy shit out technology is exploding! I bet the aliens give it to us!>omgwtfbbq sauce now everyone has a cellphone in their pocket!!!>ufo sightings drop to near zeroThe whole thing is gay and retarded. I’m not even saying aliens 100% don’t exist, but the lore is fucking awful.
>>532558431You were almost right but pro tip, regresso means return, not regression. What you want is desordem e retrocesso.
>>532544482>>world most elite troops>>worlds greatest army>>etc..>all bullshit :Dwell its not hollywood... infantry is comparable in first world countries"best units" are those with better support: air force, intel, etc, make the difference
>>532550479>McBurgersloppa ran out of szechuan sauceHey! That's actually serious!
>>532543589:skull: brazil is ohio
>>532543589>He wasn't joking
>>532543267Not really surprised by this. Tier 1 units specialize in counterterrorism, hostage rescue and direct action. This shit is survival stuff, which has its importance, but it’s not what groups like delta train to do every day.
>>532558344>whatYou know how in Australia spiders can enter your booths or pants if left on the ground? Well imagine a venomous spider got into your backpack, so when you reach into your backpack to grab some MRE it bites you. >but what about these ridiculous situations I imagined?!What's ridiculous about it? You're the one who don't seem to consider the environment a factor, which is ridiculous and stupid. >>532558360Then what's the point of this thread
>>532543599Youd think shitskins would operate best in shitskin environments
> Written by Favela Marinho
>>532559156>Then what's the point of this threadThere isn't one.
>>532558156BTW, Are injuns practice circumcision at all?Primitive people are known for doing crazy thing to their weewees like drilling additional holes (abos) or cutting off entire female clitoris (niggers) so circumcision isn't something that requires a vast medical knowledge.
>>532543870>QRD on this city being attacked by aliens since 1970?>All other shit sounds believable.I think he means that coastal city on the northwestern coast. There were an incident where ufos would project beams of solid light trough the roof and these would suck blood out of people.
>2025
>>532559360When the last time Brazil and SEALs trained together was in 2023 in the Congo.
>>532543589that's noob lvl compared to Liberia or Sudan
>>532543267They failed at favela infiltration and sister fucking.
>>532543267>>532543589don't ever try to fight brapzil, gringos
>>532543267So you brought them over, fed them a bunch of gross stuff?
They take a shitload of performance enhancing drugs to pass SF training this is common knowledge. They were stuck in an off cycle or something and weren't geared up when they went through the third world training program.
>>532543267>Retired as an E7 in Army as 11C>met one SEAL and a lot of SF guysSF guys are fat af every single time. Laziest dudes I ever met too. Theres the random roided out SF every now and then but thats maybe a 1 in 20 service members in SF
>>532543589They also have a bunch of random religious cults built off Christianity. The most famous was Casa de Dom Inácio de Loyola ran by John of God who had close relationships with with people like Epstein and Ghisline. There is other ones in small towns that mix voodoo with Christianity. The mental illness, low iq, religious oddities, and drugs lead to monthly zombie encounters. My favorite Brazilian story was the kid who scammed his friend out of runescape gold so his friend went over to his house and dismembered him. The mom even walked in on it. I don't think the pictures ever got leaked and they are presumably in some folder in a police records closet. Brazil is mogs Florida and Australia.
>>532543589>aryan twins are bron to mixed parents?i didn't know about the nixed part. that's a whitepill if i ever heard of one
>>532544187This, the way OP describes it spunds like an episode of Fear Factor, not actual survival training.
>>532543267Seals and Delta don't have strong bushcraft because they are so well supplied. They are good at landwarfare and CQB.Also, they will pull out of training that is unnecessarily dangerous. Buddy of mine who was in charge of a force recon platoon refused to let his guys do some of the evolutions at a cold water school in Europe. Doesn't mean they couldn't do it but it does mean that he pulled his guys to prevent them from getting hurt because he doesn't have anything to prove.
>>532559156>well imagine if an angry wizard turned you into a toad>and imagine if lightning struck you right on your left ear>What's ridiculous about it?Everyone trains for basic jungle survival. That involves not having your gear where bugs can get into it. MREs are waterproof and they aren't carried in your hands while crossing bodies of water. I learned that stuff in a civilian jobYou saying:>well instead of foraging for grubs and roots and getting killed because you're digging in the ground instead of looking for enemies, imagine if at mealtime you reached into your backpack for an MRE but an angry bug got in there and it bites you on your finger and then you DIEwhich is something an 8 year old might say. Also, aside from the insane retardation of that scenario as an argument that special forces soldiers should be scavenging for food on mission, if you think about it for even a second you'd realize you're much more likely to encounter stinging insects while foraging around for food than one is likely to sneak into your backpack while it is on your backJesus Christ, Sven
>>532543870you'll have to be more specific I'm afraid, Brazil is a big country
they did joint training with the sas here one year left on a rocky island off south australia and one of the first things they asked was when supplies were comingthe sas lads laughed, nobody was coming back for a month. burgers got picked up in less than a week complaining of hunger lmao
>>532543589Brazil is like one of those meme icebergs were a country. This would make it to the first two tiers, it only geta weirder.
>>532543589he forgot to add the cult cannibals selling human meat street food too, or the organ trafficking mafia (don't ever be a organ donor guys)
>>532559626Is butt fucking a wild jaguar part of the Brazilian training too?
>>532558494>like the Operators are your hockey player types, anaerobic pure sprint shifts.lol, no.
>>532559561That nigger powered fuel system is epic.
>>532543870Dumb memeflaggot never went down the rabbit hole on ufo encounters, mangled bodies, and abductions. The only non-paranormal theory is the US was running psychological terror operations for research aided by the Brazilian gov on extremely remote small villages. They dumped bodies from a morgue after removing parts of them. It was just a research experiment about terrifying the shit out of people as a way of waging a war. There is military records to prove this has occurred by nothing released pertaining to Brazil.
>>532543267It wouldn't be training if they could already do itJesus fucking christ with these browns
>>532547544Probably. Mac-V was on a whole nother level from today's "spec ops"
>>532543589>Have you played StalkerYes, why the fuck you think I never go to Ukraine?
>>532543643do y'all want to know something insane?the "bandeirantes", basically the later conquistadors that explored Brazil's interior, walked BAREFOOT https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entradas_e_Bandeiras#:~:text=Ao%20contr%C3%A1rio%20do%20que%20retrataram,de%20algod%C3%A3o%2C%20e%20andavam%20descal%C3%A7os.humans were built different back then bro im telling you
>>532544148It's a actually reasonable to say they got annoyed and quit. If you where told to eat your own shit for a elite military survival curriculum would you do it? There is some training that is not applicable and it just gets you sick and uncomfortable.
>>532552999>conquistadores/europeans didn't venture into the jungleAre you serious nigger?Why is it called The Amazon? Dude, Brazil was created by Portuguese adventurers venturing inland. Although sure, the jungle (Amazon) was the least interesting part.We literally spend the late XVIII century and your Empire the early XIX century conquering the interior of the Brazil from Indians and Spanish or the Banana Republics that seceeded them. >Bandeirantes were mixedOh you're one of those retards... Bandeirantes were mostly white. As in 80 to 90% of them were white.But yeah it's the myth in new Brownzil: Whiles become brown when they arrive there, unless they're mutts named Maicon or Flaviette... then the brown mutts turn white with such Germanic / French sounding names...
>>532543267I wish they didn't pussy out of fighting us for Greenland. Watching them shit themselves and flee into the snow would have been kino.
>>532543589>not mentioning the bike gangs with low-lifes and whores full of tattoos that now rides freely in the country and fight each other with guns and knifesI tried to join one when i tried be a normie last year, didn't get accepted because i like anime and was too fat. But im fine
>>532544148Beyond that, it's more that it's completely pointless for US army forces since what made your army (previously, now China) n°1 in the world is your absolutely insane logistical chains. Larping as survivors in Lost is a waste of time when you can bring in & build emergency Mcdolans for your troops anywhere in the world within hours.
>>532544826the Amazon forest should be burned down and a big parking built on top of it
>>532543267>so insanely assblasted about US successfully recovering their airmen that you're coping by citing some training bullshit from years agoLMAOing at your life, monkey
>>532552999>europeans died like flies in the tropical jungle and caribbean islands, that's why they filled these regions with africansAre you fucking retarded?Sure, Euros tend to die more in the jungle than the acclimated peoples, but Cuba and Puerto Rico have been white enough for most of History. Have you heard of St Barths bro? Obviously the natives perished everywhere and the niggers were brought to be slaves. What sort of History do you fags learn at school? That your country is a brown shit hole because "whites misteriously die in the jungle"? Then why have whites ruled ALL of your country - even the jungle - for the last half of a millenia? Or are you one of those niggers who will deny that Salvador was a 100% white city up to the 1820s / 1840s? And which city in Brazil is more tropical than Salvador? Manaus?Is there a whiter city than Manaus in the entire jungle?
>>532555306im with the jews on this oneI wouldn't eat that slop
>>532547859>unironically niggers and spics are more acclimated to the violence and inclemencies of the land than fucking whitesWhy has Mexico been under whites for 500 years now?How were the Mexicans defeated so easily?Why are the Mexicans of today the children of the white conquerers and their conquered native mothers?And why are these same Mexicans of today just basically slaves to the actual real Mexicans (white Spaniards) that have remained pure?
>>532560758Tbh he's not lying, before the Portuguese Royal Family landed in Brazil, this place was all you can fuck buffet, the Portuguese that came here early had multiple wives and barely speak Portuguese.
>>532556597You fucking retard! While that's true Brazil is a huge country. They've been living off the land and drinking from their filthy streams for centuries. Yes, all races. And in the military they absolutely NEED to do that. And you basically just have to boil the water.
>>532559998no you sicko, he's just riding the yellow leopard like a horse
>>532560543>Dude, Brazil was created by Portuguese adventurers venturing inland.tbf Brazil was mostly created by Portuguese whining to the Pope that it wasn't fair that Spain got to have a big empire (that they conquered) and Portugal didn't
>>532560597how do you even attempt to join one?
>>532561268If that's the case why can we see the Jaguars hind leg?
The green hell claims all.
>>532561464Because im tired of being alone and weird. I just want to shut down my mid about everything and be a dumb fucking normie that post shit on Instagram and Tiktok.
>>532561718My mind*
>>532561136Why would you believe such a thing?Before the Royal Family landed there Ouro Preto (Minas Gerais) was bigger than New York and mostly white. And 500 Kms inland or so. There was nothing similar to it in North America (for being so inland). Mexico City (the actual City, which is now only the city centre) was once an almost completely white city too. Why do you cling to the belief that your countries (Latin America) were always the shit that they are now. It's fucking scarry. It's like as if in one hundred years no one will remember that Portugal was once a country wholly inhabited by whites (or Europe for that matter).
>>532556573I hear Poland has something like that
>>532544482They're Israel greatest golems though
>>532559998>Is butt fucking a wild jaguar part of the Brazilian training too?Russians have a suck proverb>It is like a fucking a tiger>But funny and scaryMaybe Brazilians are similar.
>>532561833>Maybe Brazilians are similar.I thought most Brazilians I've met to be sexy not scary.
>>532543267Where is the link to this exact article?
>>532543643easyit was harder times (no MRE, ice cream or trannies), so these were harder men
>>532543589>sheer amount of anomalies>that little mutant in the leather trench hoodie at the end of the tunnel immediately came to mind as a brazilian anomalyhuehuehuehue
>>532559754dont forget the child molestation. no one has ever even once started a christian cult without the explicit purpose of molesting childrenthough to be fair, i think it was therefore implied. still, theres christians out there who apparently dont know, and just up and unsuspectingly find themselves/their kids molested. and with the kids, they often never even find out. the kids shame is too great and they just grow up to be atheists, fags, trannies, etc, and the entire reason why is because of their experience with christianity provided them a nonsensical expectation of the world and of god, and then it was all shattered before their eyes.
>>532549888>hot model actress American women who've never given birth look like overweight European MILFsGrim.
>>532560186i used to run barefoot in the wild all the time as a teenager, big deal
>>532544053>wash your penis buckoBrazil badly needs Dr. Jordan Peterson
>>532543267Americans are subhuman scum
>>532543589the csa refugees also invented killer bees and unleashed them on the world, look it up
>>532561759Do it, you just gotta find the right group
>>532559760Bleaching by the nazi doctor. Probably implanted white eggs in the ladies womb with a generous sperm donation
meanwhile bum ass legionnaires train there for 50 days lol
>>532543589Wtf. sounds like home
>>532566631Wait but those guys are the elites of the elite. Even other countries service members try to join it because of its history. French foreign legion are bums now? When?
>>532543589Christopher Columbus first landed in Brazil and they stole his gold and gave his men weird diseases. He scratched that from the records.
>>532543267Nothing you can post write or say will ever change the fact that the USA is the greatest military in the world and you will never amount to anything. We already have a hat in the ring for the finals. You are fucked. You can never amount to anything it's too late faggot. You are now NPCs in this game of world domination.
>>532564521Typed by yellow hands
>>532543267what did you expect from the rainbow-flag faggot force?they came up here to train too, and we had to lower the standards so they could finish one course of winter warfare training.It was laughed about for months after
>>532545594Toguro and Sayuri
>>532564521>drawing of nothing that's real yeah so you say with your shitface
>>532563998Its using ai
Their trillion dollar navy cant manage basic tasks like commercial vessel escort in a war they planned and started so yeahpaper eagle
>>532567651>paper eagleKek, so like origami?
>>532567651Why should American ships escort commercial ships destined for Europe or Asia?
>>532567853Why the pedo pres constantly raging about the strait of epstein being closed then? Oil markets are global you dumb nigger
>>532568077Don't dutch have huge oil fields? Can't you pick up the slack with shell?
>>532558782>frequently conductThat just means they show up, not pass.
>>532543267This is why the Marines like to tote themselves as an elite branch; they'd pull through this shit just to dab on Delta and the Navy.
>>532543267Modern warfare is inherently retarded and nonsensical. Our ancestors were better suited for dealing with those conditions. Why? Because they just didn't deal with it. Lol. They had a certain respect for mother nature and never sought out unnecessary suffering just to "test" themselves or prove they could be tough. Soldiers today just larp as if they're tough when in reality the large scale wars of today are just unnecessary and destructive to the environment. There are parts of the planet that are still so harsh, no man, let alone a squad could survive after 1 week, so what's the point? Of course they would ask to go home, all of us here would be asking the same thing. Fuck the jungle lmaoo
>>532567082I only met 4 of them.3 were native french, one was ukrainian.Ukrainian was an upstanding dude, 10/10 bro tier and really dedicated to whatever he was doing, trve samurai spirit.1 of the french was normal but with obvious ptsd, refused treatmen and was in denial about it in a retarded macho way. Sorry bro but cowering like a bitch because it's bastille day isnt manly.Other 2 were complete trash humans, one i slapped the shit out of him in a bar (slaps dont send you to jail in france, a punch you're guaranteed to spend atleast 24h in jail) because he was trying to hit on the girl i was on a date with, he nearly lost consciousness. He just went "hah ok yeah let's stop there" as a cope, so much for the indomitable legionaire fighting spirit i guess.The other one boy oh boy, he tried stealing car keys of a friend so my friend beat him up. 1 week later he tried fucking the 17yo sister of another friend so guess what, he just got beat up again. Then some months later he tried fucking up the car of the dude's sister, got caught, and you will never guess what happened next ( he got beat up again and had to change cities).They're more like prisonners than soldiers really.Also none of them were above 5'10 and above 180lbs, actual victim bodies.
>>532543267They've already endured gruling hell and paid their dues. Who wouldn't grt tired of the same old miserable shit designed to push your limits.Ain't no one task force on earth trained for universal scenarios all are trained via their immediate environment an then even that gets pushed. Yet what task task force can handle every type of environment when the only obvious objective is pushing them to breaking point. Silly stuff really.
>>532555609the condensed version is a perfect description of my neighborhood.
>>532543990Kek
>>532543267Fucking losers!I'd have a fucking blast not being somewhere that's frozen 6 months of the year.When I was in the army I looked at long grueling exercises like little vacations.I get to hang out with the boys, play with the c-9 , my baby and do horribly grueling shit.A month long ex in Wainwright and its going to be freezing rain most of the month?Fukin sign me up, baby!Men but I'm out now and realized I did all that so boomies can sit at home comfortable and safe.Fuck em.
>>532543267Oh so they just didn't want to eat bugs... Can't say I blame them
>>532543267Barefoot immigrants can make it through the Darien Gap.
>>532543363I bet of here was a box of dicks at the finish line he would be first
>>532571317I was in fort picket in 2012 in January.Back home was -20 cPicket was 15c during the day and -1 at night.The Americans were complaining about the cold.Lol wut?
>>532543267dont forget they couldnt get access to all the roids they need
>after being stranded for a week they stopped eating garbage>total Brazilian victory de macacao
>>532571516Do they still have all those old ass condemned barracks on picket?The concrete haliburton barracks weren't too bad.
>brown manlets who never did literally anything are actually super badass warriors or somethignYeah okay.
>>532550779you posted the pepe i wanted to post, cunt
>>532543984>varghinaHoly fuck, this is actually the name of a city? Got a sensible chuckle out of me.
>>532543267The jungle is miserable with a cute jungle wife to make your jungle hut into a home.
>>532543267but Jocko said that navy seals are like ford f100s you can feed them dirty nasty pond water for fuel, feed them drywall chips and they'll chug along and GET IT DONEare you saying jocko lied?
>>532572109I'm more than certain that the jungle wouldn't be that bad.Have to seen the mosquito's in meaford?
>>532545044When I was young and first read about candiru it genuinely kept me up for a few nights. Fucking terrifying.
>>532572274Those fuckers literally bit through my frag vest!
>>532543267>in order to become the third world >you must eat ze bugsI hope they fire whatever tranny general is responsible for this fiasco
>>532572274I didn’t say that. I was making a joke about how if you get with a native girl she can show you how to live there.
>>532543589>Find men and women who claim their father was a dolphin, which is a mystery that dates back to a pre-colonial ageThey're lying. Mystery solved>>532543267This is also definitely bullshit
>>532543643Conquistador's prowess is overrated.Buenos Aires had to be founded twice because the first group of colonists was literally eaten by injuns.
>>532543267>retarded thread still upimpressive.anyway, this discussion is stupid. not even Brasil's special forces survive in the amazon, that's only for the natives of the region, who are actually accustomed to the climate.it's all about controlling the rivers, other than that there's really nothing to do. no one is gonna fight in the fucking jungle when you can send cruise missiles from hundreds of kilometers away
>>532543589>didn't even mention ayahuascaif you know, you know.
>>532552958No, I analyzed tactics for a job before.The US doesnt do tactics well because of poor racial quality.inexplicably outperformed by Europeans.It is something we dont have a word for but we call it jeet-effect, where everything looks good maybe perfect on paper but in practice everything unravels because the promise of the "stat sheet" wasnt accurate to reality.Navy Seals will act the part of apex predators, but theyre not, theyre ground forces carrying out special missions with small unit tactics as their primary method of engagement.They fall apart in dynamic situations where resolve, sobriety, adaptability, trust, belief in the leadership and the cause from the immediate officer to the national elite - all are demanded of the soldier.Navy Seals dont have this because Americans in general do not have this.The effect is they are slower, more easily demoralized, more prone to doubt, more prone to hallucination and delusion when trying to motivate themselves and others, prone to magical thinking, mistaking positive thinking for true belief in purpose.When in a fight, you do not have the mental bandwidth to self motivate, that motivation but be built-in, and you get it built in by having the weight of history behind you.Finland has subconsciously every Finnish battle from their stone age wars with the ancient Nords to their recent wars with the Red army.This gives a built-in motivation.If you have to imagine these things consciously or fabricate them as Americans do, you will run out of psychological bandwidth and break or at the very least be greatly degraded.Sorry but its what Ive seen personally evaluating NATO teams.
>>532543267Jungle training has been an elite classification for a few years now. We train in Okinawa I think? And the failure rate is the highest out of any training. The outdoor boys guy Luke did the training and he passed, it was a really good video. You truly need to understand survival.
>>532555306What you retards fail to acknowledge is that people from the US didn't grow up in Brazil, and naturally won't just up and learn things like that. Especially given the only scenarios they'd need that information in are either fighting Brazil's enemies with no supplies for some reason, or fighting against Brazil with no supplies for some reason.Some survival skills are pretty universal, but finding specific types of plants and insects doesn't make that list.
>>532552999>europeans died like flies in the tropical jungle and caribbean islands, that's why they filled these regions with africansBlack slaves were brought to work in the Americas specifically because first they tried to source slaves locally but the natives were dying en masse due to Old World pathogens.
>>532572571Well we're training there because the Chinese coast near Taiwan is tropical. We always get the tropical jungle fights it seems. Better than dying in the snow like Europoors.
>>532556597I'd like to point out that, yeah, parasites can be a real problem. The thing you're not considering here is that unless the goven water source is absolutely filthy, somebody who built their immune system up living on stream water will probably not have issues.Same reason a wolf or feral dog can eat raw and even partially rotten meat and can digest bones, whereas a pet dog would get sick or die, and lacks the enzymes needed to actually digest bone.
>>532572530Ohhhh OK
>>532573030>we're training there because the Chinese coast near Taiwan is tropical.Xiamen is subtropical and completely cleared of jungle.
>>532560543>portuguese conquered so much land in the amazonthat was mostly thanks to the Catholic Church's (specially the Jesuits) catechization. without them Portugal would have never conquered not even the coast.Catholic Church was central for the whole colonization but retarded portuguese always hindered it.
>>532545269So Max Payne 3 wasn't exaggerating about the organ harvesting
>>532559156This is what you sound like right now.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-uX6lfQNCxE&pp=ygUXd2t1ayBwb2ludCBjb3VudGVycG9pbnTSBwkJ2QoBhyohjO8%3D
>>532543267The had to eat monkey soup and left
>>532543267>Delta Force and US SEALs>the world's most famous elite troopsi fink you mean the SAS mate? original and still the best, well 2nd best after the SBS.
>>532568832The white man used to rule the world not because he intentionally sought out or invented struggle, but because he made the world his bitch, he made the land work for him instead of settling for survival alone.
>>532543267They don't care about jungle training at all outside of performative PR photo ops.If they can't build a Starbucks and McDonalds in the middle of a jungle they're not interested. They won't even lose some of their gear in tropical temperatures plus high humidity and will insist on carrying all of their gear as if they're in Irak/Afganistan, then their optics will break from all of the muck and suddenly they're not interested in shooting at cardboard targets anymore. Their halfway interpreter, usually a GB stationed here for years will do the same evolution with just his uniform and basic gear.At least they don't start fires unlike Indonesians, Bongs and Japanese.
>>532574389>The white man used to rule the WorldThe white man is the devil. Only the devil would think he can rule the world better than God.
>>532557158>Happens when you aren't circumcised. Diseases fester under the foreskin. Ask any doctor.Is that your coping strategy, Strull?
>>532574161>defeated by the Hitler youthkwab
