>Schoolboy, 14, shot dead in London told 'broken' mother he was filming rap video with friends but 'never came home'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15710517/Schoolboy-14-shot-dead-London-mother-rap-video.html>Facial recognition drones to be deployed in the Channel to catch migrant smugglers steering small boatshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15709899/Facial-recognition-drones-Channel-catch-migrant-smugglers.html>Waitrose under pressure to reinstate worker sacked after stopping shoplifterhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/06/waitrose-employee-sacked-stopping-shoplifter-walker-smith-easter-egg>Trump uses Neville Chamberlain jibe to mock Starmer over stance on Iranhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/06/trump-starmer-neville-chamberlain-iran>Police record nearly fiftyfold rise in stalking offences in England and Wales in past decadehttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/06/stalking-offences-police-england-wales-soar-past-decade>‘Deeply distressing for all of us’: families react to Girlguiding’s trans exclusionhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/apr/06/families-girlguiding-ban-trans-girls
>>532556335>Facial recognition drones to be deployed in the Channel to catch migrant smugglers steering small boatshow the fuck is that going to work on undocumented nignogs?>look sarge we got a picture of his brown face, that'll stop him.
cant believe there will be no more wigger starmer memes lads... WS seether fucking won
Munkeh
>The grim result of current UK building regs - such as British Standard 8213-1:2004, which requires that all windows be cleanable from inside by women aged 64–75 without the use of ladders or cleaning devices and without stretching.
He can't even damage control correctly>Uh yeah well being outraged by someone saying they'll end rupes entire family is performative Kek
>>532556552reminder
They keep saying we should drill out own oil. But is that safe? You know what happens to islamic caliphates with lots of oil.
>>532556442Don't ask questions just pay more taxes
>>532556622Qrd?
>>532556552I know some blokes who used to work with him. Apparently he would rent out a cabin in the countryside, hire a prostitute, take a typewriter and spend the whole week shagging and writing his manifesto. Which is actually pretty based kek
>>532556828Gay nonce who swaps parties all the time, caused a scene after joining Homeland and then trying to sell them out to rejoin the Tories
If you save a pound for everyday for a year you would have 365 quid. If you did that over a lifespan you would be 30,000 quid richer
>>532556905Actually that's fucking based desu
>>532557021that's like a deposit you could put down, mint
>>532557021>>532557021>If you did that over a lifespan you would be 30,000 quid richerAnd dead
>>532556335>>Facial recognition drones to be deployed in the Channel to catch migrant smugglers steering small boatsI detect a flaw in the plan
>>532556959Doubt he knows he's gay even if he is.
>>532556905I knew the prostitute, he was a good lad. Bit gay tho. That’s why I’m voting restore.
>>532557232He has vocally and repeatedly stated his homosexuality
>>532557021That £1 can get me a can of stella if i look on the floor near the bustops for the other 15p so i can't be doing that
>>532557205? it's just everyone on the boat isn't it? They're not even trying to hide the orwellisms any more
>>532556335Been watching only fools and horses lately as I have soft spot for classic british sitcoms, and wondered how Peckham looks today. In the show it's presented as a lower class working man neighbourhood, and I noticed there's almost no browns in the show. So is that accurate for the times when the show was filmed?
>>532557297Can't trust poofters tbf so he might be lying.
>>532557449Bit of a catch 22 there
>>532557406Peckham was full of Carribbeans at the time.Now it's full of yummy mummy's and people who eat kale for the protein.
>>532557406less than 30% White now
>>532557406It was full of wogs and immigrants even back then, they mention the "paki shop" several times and "west indians" chimping out in the later episodes
>>532557406nah there were always wogs in peckham. although its far browner now of course. There were even plenty of wogs in only fools too though.
>>532557564Pretty sure London in general is only about 30% white anyway
I wonder if all the free speech grifters will come out to bat for Kanye, I doubt it though
>>532557650david jason is a nonce, and cockneys are jews
>>53255792650% White as a whole, around a third White British (and Irish I suppose)
dropped 40p at the bus stop earlier, fuming
Kek the state of ithttps://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/s/me3Kb735Nu
>>532557993kek i was thinkin the other way around. i guess it works both ways. Jason is a jew, and cockneys are nonces. Peckham is an absolute shithole of terrace fannybaskets though. Hate it.>>532558025I want out. There's no way its 50% white "other" either. Its all brown slime everywhere you look. You can live in Richmond where a house costs you £3m, and your next door neighbours are fresh off the boat muzzies on the dole.
>>532558080Could have given that to Israel
>>532558080taxed
>>532558136Nowt wrong with battery farming pigeons.Sounds like a good way to beat the cost of living crisis.
>>532557993>david jasonnext jimmy savile, it'll all come out when he kicks the bucket
>>532558136A takeaway near me pigeons have taken hold in the empty flat above. Been there at least a year now, one's always perched on the windowsill keeping watch kek
>>532558136Isn't pigeon shit known to carry a lung disease?But tbqh it's more likely that the cunt has a catapult and is culling the local population of wood pigeons.
Nissan jukes any good?
>>532558657i dont like the look of it
that watch strap is fucking ugly
>>532558445Free range meat for abdul to serve to you without the hassle of going down the tip with an air rifle
>>532558657>petrol>170,000 milesbin it mate
>>532558805Henry Cavill is horseposter?
>>532558805Probably looks better in irl
>>532556335What's with posting Guardian cuckery?
>>532558866Filthy
>>532556547> Oi guvnah that window looks a bit tall, innit?> What if some old hag were to wander in and try and clean it, hm?> You bloody monster, put yer hands behind yer back.
>>532558958
>>532556335Somewhere there's a video of him getting shot making monkey noises over electric drums. No I'm not going to apologize I want to see the little wannabe gang nigger die and hear the frantic chimp noises.
>>532559310sir this is a Tandy's
https://xcancel.com/FurkanGozukara/status/2041231521550348308#m>BOMBSHELL: Donald Trump accidentally reveals the terrifying truth behind his feud with NATO. He admits he abandoned European allies and fractured the alliance simply because they refused to sell him Greenland! He is risking global security over a petty real estate dispute.https://xcancel.com/FurkanGozukara/status/2041229769438585077#m>Absolute bombshell. Donald Trump openly confesses that he tore up the Iran nuclear deal purely to appease Israel. He explicitly links US foreign policy to Jewish voters in New York. Washington is completely compromised by the Zionist lobby!
So now that the country is spending more money on welfare than it creates how long until complete collapse? Will Labour get another bail out from the IMF like they did in the 70s?
>>532558657Nissans are discount toyotas. The CVT transmission ones are known to have some issues over time but will generally last 100k miles before needing anything. I've had 2 nissan suv's for 16 years and only needed to replace the AC.
>>532559512>how long until complete collapse?You are living it bro
new harv just dropped
>>532559677>get the brit /pol look
>>532559488>killed bin ladenyou forgot that
>>532559677he reminds me of myself, except he's happy, but also fuck jews and fuck monetising a spastic for (you)'s
>>532559834It is a bit sick
Is anyone here still intent on voting for Farage instead of Lowe? I always thought Farage was compromised and a traitor considering his vast links to Russia. Meanwhile Lowe is clean, generous and actually seems to care about Brits. Why would anyone vote for Farage at this rate?
shitters cloggedI reckon the bame crunched out a massive zero G KFC and it fucked the pipework
>>532559677Should be euthanised, inhumanly
>>532559928>mummy rolled the range again, dance for me harvs
>>532559996yeah ok don't overdo it lowe mate
>>532560111I used to be a Lib Dem kekCivil liberties innit
I hope Artemis 2 is designed better than the NASA website
>>532559834But he’s Grendel from Beowulf. His mother is a whore who fucked a demon and he’s the result.
>>532559677Thought she was bankrupt?
https://xcancel.com/ProudSocialist/status/2041129120185323963#m>Israel's Ambassador to the UN:>"We have the legitimacy to target civilian targets in Iran.”>There it is folks…>Israel openly and brazenly admitting that they target civilians, which is a war crime.
>>532560235I'm under the impression she makes good money off OF.Fuck knows who'd want to watch Skeletor gyrating though.
>>532560262At least we arent kiked enough to be involved in the Iran conflict. Pretty funny that Israel pushed the golems in the US into this war.
>>532560211oh shit you're rightit's a tale as old as time, probably doesn't like loud noises as well
>>532560024I reckon the whole thing is bullshit and all 4 of them, including the BAME, are quite comfortable at a secretive NASA film studio in a remote location somewhere.
>>532559677Make the ground crack when he jumps.
>>532556552>terminally onlineAh yes unlike Goodnight Sweetheart with Down Syndrome over here who clearly has a firm grasp of reality. This nonce would get funny looks walking into fucking Warhammer World.
>>532560365We are, a bit, but not nearly as much as we could have been. Then again, that could very well change very quickly.
>>532560262Everyone commits warcrimes. There is no extranational authority that enforces these imaginary international laws.
>>532560024SARRR
>>532559996A commenter on lotus eaters today or yesterday outlined how hard it’ll be for Restore to be viable by 29. Three years to break through to the normie consciousness is the blink of an eye. I think it’ll be impossible for Restore to win in 29 but I’ll definitely vote for them if I think there’s a chance. If not then I vote Reform and we just have to take the long way round under a containment project. I’m shocked that so many people think we just get to win in one move, rather than have to suffer through the political machinations for years.So yeah, I’m not going to let my vote be what hands the greens victory. If they get in then the country is dead within 6 months and we absolutely don’t have the people here to revolt, even against a Soviet level threat like the greens.
>>532560373He looks like he’d be strong up close if he got his hands on you.
>>532560325
>>532560667I could not be in the same room as him, mostly because he is jewish
>>532560566Well made arguments, the greens are definitely worse than any other viable (potential for winning) party in the UK, only thing I fear with Farage is that he is kiked (wanted us to help US golems with Iran) and he also sucks Putins dick.
Gween party
>>532559834Are you a miserable apron bellied, gozzeyed spastic jewlatto?
>nurses>Prison guards >Teachers>HRThese are the women I wouldn't date
>>532556335NRBased
>>532561299A wise man
>>532561076I'm a bit of a spastic with facial tics
>>532561299Why the nurses?
>>532561560
>>532561560Notorious slags
>>532561560have you seen the nurses?
>>532559677He wanted to jump up and down more but he felt his ankles flex and knew it wasn't a good idea
>>532561560Doesn't want to suffer from medical malpractice
hey google invent drug called "dontcarium" and put it in my food supply pls
>>532561687But they are the ones that will tongue your anus. If you are into that.
bunch of materialist hylics
>>532561849Kek
carnitards have panic attacks after eating a slice of bread
>>532561883I was a 46 year old virgin (57 now). I had an anorexic female friend I would hang out with a couple times a month (literallly had 5 MB of food porn pics just like a guy would have sex porn pics). She asked one time if I wanted to have a relationship with her, but I told her I am not in the right mental state to have a relationship with anyone. We continued to hang out and somehow got into some conversation about STDs. I told her I never had any and she told me the same. I said, I hear it can make the vagina have a weird smell, and she told me "no one complained about my scent, but I have never had an STD either". I told her .. believe it or not, I have never gone down on a woman and have never known the natural scent. Then I forced the issue and said.. would you mind if I could smell one of your panties sometime? And she said.. if you want you can smell me directly.. I am not on my period or anything. So we went inside and sat on the couch and she pulled down her pants and then her panties and spread her legs. I approached cautiously, not sure what it would be like. I put my face in her pussy and took a strong wiff. It smelled kind of like an armpit, but so natural and not offensive at all. I liked it a lot. She then said.. "ok that's enough for now.. maybe another time we can do it again". I went home and masturbated like 5 times. She eventually moved and I lost touch with her, but basically is smells like a mostly fresh armpit. Not an armpit like if you have been working outside all day long. It was nice.. I would like to do it again.
big e jeff epstein scrolling through his mossad prostiedex>"hmm today i think i will have david cameron fuck a pig" >*presses mossad prostiedex smartglass button to send "i will fuck pig juice" into rain cloud above david cameron when he forgot his umbrella due to frustration at losing game of monopoly with his wifei hate women
>>532561997I remebmer that, they gave that giant cooness an historical glass flute to play and she couldn't help but get her nigger on, instead of showing a bit of decorum
>>532561299Teacher girls can be nice.The primary school teachers, rare among modern women it seems, at least know they're pretty daft and don't try to act condescending. They're nice and being around kids all the time sensibly makes them more likely to want their own.The secondary ones are more of a mixed bag. Definitely a lot of woke types that are resentful that they were too thick/lazy/whoreish to become writers, artists, lawyers, doctors, prime ministers or whatever and the ones that don't have their own kids do tend to make it their business to pozload other peoples' kids as much as possible.But there are nice ones.Any girl in a profession she has no business at all being anywhere near (police, prisons) yeah stay away.
>>532562254Yup, and everyone applauded it
>>532561997
>>532562254And then she got cancelled for being mean to other womens kek.
I went for a walk in London today and I didn't get attacked or robbed. Sadiq Khan is right, London is safe city and we should all vote for him.
>Woman who dropped a log on a shelf in The Range wanted by police>Mystery poop and scooter being hunted in Banbury after woman defacates in The Range >The woman allegedly dropped more than her shopping in the homeware store>A shopping trip to a homeware store took an unfortunate turn when somebody decided to answer nature’s call on one of the shelves.>Police are hunting the woman who allegedly defecated on a shelf in a shop before walking out without a care in the world.>The mishap occurred at The Range in Banbury, Oxfordshire at 1.40pm on 25 March.>The suspect fled the scene immediately afterwards, leaving staff with an unwelcome surprise in the aisle.>It is not known what prompted the visit to the home furnishings store, which also sells homeware and garden furniture.https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/05/police-hunt-person-pooed-shelf-range-walked-27865525/
>>532562536ideally the suit should have a visor so you can't be done for eye contact crimes
google upgrade dontcarium to borium pleasethank
The bankers, the bonuses
>>532562583We are becoming more American with each passing day
>>532562644
>>532562583>public awareness of brown people publicly defecating has risen>time for another "but white people do it too" fake news storyline
>>532562707rupert lowe is materialist hylicgreed is good and money is chief
>it actually was an israeliKek
>>532562681
>>532562953Truly the greatest ally
>>532559488so many people still being outraged by him, he does this shit to bamboozle and cause seethe he literally tells you what he's going to do but makes it sound so retarded and you all go hurr durr 4d chess, yeah it literally is that lol, he's had a history of doing this when selling real estate
>>532562953So it was a ploy by the Israelis to get the pilot captured and escalate the war?
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15710809/Reform-UK-block-visas-countries-demanding-reparations-Britain.html
GBNews is a funny channel. It's all focused on really pissing you off, but the viewers never do anything anyway.
>>532563102I'm still surprised that the 1000 troops that America sent to man some Israeli AA defences during their Gaza war weren't false flagged at all, that kind of restraint can't last forever.
>>532563102The war was forced on the US by israel, of course Israel wants the US to escalate. The US golem is ripe for manipulation. Orange retard will do whatever he is manipulated into doing, because he has basically no ability to understand anything.Never forget, Farage supported this war and wanted us to join in.Reform is kiked. Restore is sincere.
>>532562246>prostiedexunderrated
>>532563252>paki says he'll stop the wogs where have i heard this one before?
>>532563252why can't people vote for policies rather than the worthless meat sacks promoting them? Instead of this arsing around tit-for-tat squabling, just pick the god parts from two or more different parties.Sorry to get political up in hhmaugh
>>532563415great post
>>532563252What if it's not specifically slavery reparations?
>>532563487*good parts
>>532563487Because we arent Switzerland.
>>532563252Actually a good idea for once
>>532563535okay but why can't we do that, why shouldn't we do that? fucking sick of these political personalities to be honest
>>532563535Wish we were
>>532563577no it isn'tit's a gbnews meme policy to threaten to look into blocking visas from nobodiesindia will get a 10x rise in applications from the faragewave
>>532563664voting is a memehow do you not realize this
>>532563664Cos even in a direct democracy politicians propse the bills to be voted on.Representative democracy fucking sucks.
Do the Prostiecrats in Prostieliament only read scripts nowadays? It's just kind of weird.
>>532563716Its still a good idea, even if reform cant be trusted. Rupe should nick it, no remittences, no visas.
>>532563755*realiseit's like using your left hand to butter toast. Anything to get you thinking
>>532563921yes, so why doesn't he?Why doesn't he just shamelessly say "That is a good Idea so I will use it"Ego.Fucking ego.
>>532563664We could, but our political history has not lead us down that path. Our political history has lead us to the Parliamentary system. We do not have the kind of geography to promote cantons and independent policy decisions. Ours is one of Monarchy and commoner representation. You vote for a person (MP) that you trust to make decisions on your behalf.I think the Swiss system is better overall, but it would take a lot of effort to get us to that position, and no political party or even MP is advocating for such a shift. Perhaps you can be that person, but goodluck without a political party to back you. You will not have the grass roots support to get anything done, unless you have lots of money.tl;dr shits fucked
>>532563945realize
>>532563886Maybe Whoreliarment is better, actually..
thoughts?https://www.londoncentric.media/p/london-crime-viral-videos-crime
>>532564027Cos it only came out 5mins ago?
>>532564032it only takes one man
>>532563257The thing that pisses me off the most about GBNews, is that they always cut off their guests abruptly and say they have no more time and have to move on for some poxy weather update or something else.I know they have a schedule, but they should be more flexible.
>>532556645I wouldn't complain tbqh
>>532564045fuck off yankstain
>>532563252Nige will get called a racist in parliament and capitulate like he always does when called the f word or r word
>>532564152okay we'll give him half an hour to read it
>>532564089When tom cruise with his 24hr cp team leaves london cos he feels unsafe, its unsafe.Ofc there will be paid puff pieces to try and stop the tourist shekels drying up.
>>532564089the names of people who dont live in white minority areas
>>532564403They'll put all that shite over the path but won't actually do fuck all about the criminals
>>532564361Ah the trick to beat that is to simply never be in parliament
>>532564201The swiss system was an evolution over generations, it takes far more than 1 man to achieve such a feat. Considering how old our political system is (English Parliament having existed for ~900 years at this point), it would take a lot to undo the foundations and move it to direct democracy, assuming the general public even wants that.
remember wigger starmer
>YNR wigger starmerkek that was a good meme
>>532564466*niggers
>>532564466Im sure khan is planning to spend his ulez bucks on more yoof club ping pong tables as we speak
>>532564583prejudiced gammon cunt fuck off, didnt you see the WHITE criminal on the latest episode of Casualty?
>>532564508literally instead of voting for a person, you get that person to write down their ideas, and if people vote for their ideas then they get the job. It's like double blind voting. It aint rocket applicance kid.
https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2041238846969376772#m>BREAKING: Wireless Festival will keep Kanye West as its headliner >Melvin Benn, the Managing Director of Festival Republic, said: >"I am a deeply committed anti-fascist and have been all my adult life. I lived on a kibbutz for many months in the 1970’s that was attacked on October 7th, am pro Jew and the Jewish state, while being equally committed to a Palestinian state. >"Having had a person in my life for the last 15 years who suffers from mental illness, I have witnessed many episodes of despicable behaviour that I have had to forgive and move on from. If I wasn’t before, I have become a person of forgiveness and hope in all aspects of my life, including work.>"What Ye has said in the past about Jews and Hitler is as abhorrent to me as it is to the Jewish community, the Prime Minister and others that have commented and - taking him at his word - to Ye now also. >"Ye’s music is played on commercial radio stations in this country. It is available via live streams and downloads in this country without comment or vitriol from anyone and he has a legal right to come into the country and to perform in this country. He is intended to come in and perform. We are not giving him a platform to extol opinion of whatever nature, only to perform the songs that are currently played on the radio stations in our country and the streaming platforms in our country and listened to and enjoyed by millions. >"Forgiveness and giving people a second chance are becoming a lost virtue in this ever-increasing divisive world and I would ask people to reflect on their instant comments of disgust at the likelihood of him performing (as was mine) and offer some forgiveness and hope to him as I have decided to do"Is there a whole generation of boomers who lived on kibbutzs or something?
>>532564466Racist
smash racism innit lads
we should deport the fashies instead
>>532564742>Is there a whole generation of boomers who lived on kibbutzs or something?Yes.It was the Thailand of the 70's
>>532564710That doesn't seem much different from the current system. How do you make that person actually follow through on their promises once they have the job?
>>532564710Thats basically a manifesto, and manifestos are legally enforcable under the Salisbury convention. So if Farage put in his manifesto that he wanted to murder all browns, the house of lords (the only check we have on the commons) would not be able to vote down such a policy, because it was in his manifesto and one of the reason he got elected.
>>532558376Don't think so mate
>>532564880Turning Britain into CHAZ"Re-wilding" I believe your cult calls it kek
we will all be in the WS party when MRL and Restaar UK inevitably fall down the gutter
>>532564960>>532564960yes, a double blind manifesto, broken down into bullet points that you vote for.Exquisitely complex. Impossibly complex.
Bad Boy Bad BoyWatcha gon' doWatcha gon' do When Shomrim comin' for you
>>532564403>mind the grabIt's like those monkeys in Bali who steal people's phones and sunglasses, then trade them back for food. It's a funny tourist attraction, so no-one shoots the pests to drive them off.
>>532565094it's the sort of complexity that takes nine hundred years to figure out
>>532564328hylic angloid
envy
>>532561399What kind of facial ticks?
>Left or RightChoose wisely
>>532565254I cant tell, whichever has the smaller nose.
>>532565254Two utterly dysgenic mongs.
What happens when I get a boner and fall over:
>>532565254right, 60p is 60p
>>532565094Ok, put that in your manifesto and then get voted into parliament and then become PM and then get that into law.If its so simple, fucking do it already.
Remember when Eddie almost died in a house fire
>>532565254i'd get hammered drunk with Rayner
>>532565387kek
>>532565412Rupo can do it now, just take ideas from whoever and not worry about them being 'his idea' or whatever. Take his ego out of the equation.
>>532565464Then nearly got blown up by the hospital bomber
>>532565564I'll be voting Lowe next election regardless. Farage is a Russian puppet and a kiked golem, so theres only one option. Restore
>>532565564we call himRupeehere
>>532565673>Farage is a Russian puppetbased im voting him now, thanks for the tip Glowie xD
>>532565254Rayner - She likes the butty
>>532565126Bad goy*Lmao how fortunate they saved the day just as the public were annoyed at their existence
>532565736>brown thirdiekek
>Long Bows OP.pngleast obvious indian attempt to fit in
>>532565673I think they stuck the arrows in the ground as preparation, for speed and also to get more shit in the wound
>>532565464it was worth it for the memes
pic doesn't seem to fit the story
indian successfully mindraped, whos next
Jesus christ the browns really are mad about Lowe.
>>532565814Bad Goy .. Dammit
>>532565897good effort i admit to the lad, better be getting bennies from lowe or the glowoids at the leastwait youre not actually indian too XD???
i'll be voting labour next election - just like my father before me and his father before him
>>532565890Judging by your flag I'd say your nephew
>the brownsumm fake edgy much restorejeet?
>>532565986done him
They say American homes are made of cardboardI’m starting to think they’re right
White Britons are superior.Deport the browns.Vote Lowe.This upsets the brownoids.
>>532565254Gem's cheaper.
the atmosphere has shifted and my nonce sense is tingling, a lonely paedo has awoken and started his usual life wasting behaviour itt
>>532566052do they not into insulation in americaca?
>>532565986Lmao
>>532565876>High risk studentsScrapped for being racist calling it now.Also>1,200,000 for 250 schools£4.8k per school. Whopper
i miss WS >IYKYK
>>532566223Thats like 2 months salary for 1 teacher per year.
>>532566223so that's half a day's training, and a bin that knoife tupperware box
>>532566272I'm sure some lad will generate some great new WS OC in a few, lad. Nothing to fear.
>>532566272It's time for NS
>>532565876>get specialist trainingnunchucks?
wigger starmer is a generational meme
the true right of /britpol/ have done a number on the indian restore UK shills who are desperately trying to prove they hate indians now. tragic!>>532566416NS could work... hmm
>>532562583>Clean it up wagie
>>532566416MIGger starmer
still voting for Restore
Deport the browns.
I will be voting reform since i dont want to split th vote
>>532566757Fair enough
>>532566757I vote through the medium of tax evasion
>>532557406I was there in the late '80s and early '90s and it certainly wasn't accurate for that eraMy school was 40% black 20% white 20% Pakistani 20% Vietnamese
Noir Starmer
feeling a bit sad bros
>>532566943I should have been more specific
>>532567034Because wagie life resumes in a few hours?
I think this world is a horror show
>>532567034why lad>>532567116why lad
next thread will be NS
>>532567034Stay strong friend. Things will get better if you keep at it. Go watch a glorious British film like Four Lions or The Death of Stalin.
>>532567340Was hoping for WS Khalifa
>entire ad in sandrunes wtf?
>>532567034did you drop 40p at the bus stop too?
>>532567107>>532567260>>532567438just a bit of a moment innit. thank you frens you too
Wggr Strmr to return in 3 days! He will rise from his tomb and bring life back to/ /br/tr/it/pol/
>>532567034Dogging isn't for everyone.
>>532566757I am voting Ruform asvell comrade.
>>532567441call to jihad?
>>532567711Is that a sex line?77 virgins ready to talk now
A pic of me shitposting on 4chan live from beyond the moon,Smile, you're all on camera :3
Rigger Starmer
>>532567260>why ladhave you seen this planet
>>532568389The food? Yummy.The gammons? Bigoted.The next Prime Minister? Polanski.
bit milfy ngl
>>532568549>The next Prime Minister? Polanski.His best policy ... If we will it hard enough , all wimmin can have big tits
rTim
>>532568736https://vocaroo.com/128lD0MW1TvJTotal Shite Victory
I quite like dogs, but:There are too many of themToo many irresponsible ownersI don't like hearing them bark constantlyI don't like having to avoid dog shit in the streetI don't like owners who let them sit on seats on public transport or push them in pramsI don't like how they hover around you when you've got foodI don't like it when they paw and scratch your new trousers or jump up at youI don't like it when they try to lick your faceI don't like it when they've just had a poo and come over to you with a shitty arseI don't like dogs with sticky-up tails or dogs with docked tails so you can see their anuses (they should wear trousers)Anal glandsDog hairShitty yappy dogs without a pupose should be culled as well as their owners, only working dogs and hgunting dogs are to be permitted in publicDog poo bags hung everywhere like it's fucking christmas and every fence or bush is a christmas tree needing to be decorated with bags of shitBring back dog licencesI don't like dogs
>>532568911He's living the high life. I'm envious.
>>532568911Tim's a good lad.
>>532568736Anyone else voting green?
>>532569732His own teeth don't even like each other, how is he going to unite the country?
>>532569732imagine the cocks that have been in that gobthes punk on his facehis face wedged between mens arsecheeks and fartboxes tongue-punchedhis blown out anus looking like a dropped bluberry pie with cum and mustard coloured stuff leaking outWaddling to the toilet with clenched arse cheeks so he can fart out some cumjust image that
Bent over with his fucking trousers down!!!!
>>532569732
the poo-clogged underim of the meatus of his glans
>>532570180am eating u pupose
>>532569732Can we please have one human-looking politician?
>>532570180Indian smegma, if you will
>>532570377thats antisemitic
>>532570141>when he boops your prostate
phwoar reheated greggs sausage roll an garlic mayo i have lads
any lad ever got more seasonings than just salt and pepperthink i had turmeric once for some health fad. was lush with tuna mayo.
Scary if the gween party wins, but I'm sure they're just corbyn's party reborn?
>>532570931Love a bit of paprika me.
>>532557406
>>532569989you've clearly got some experience.
>>532571006sounds all fancy but it's just dried powdered red pepper
>>532571168Looks fucking boring needs more brown and black people
>>532571214Really? Why am I buying it. I can powder me own pepper.
>>532571006it just dont taste of muchparsley? yeh im thinking parsley
Zack Polanski parsley cum farts
>>532571148He has never had sex
>>532571595tarragon sounding sesh with me good lad polanski
>>532571735Roughly spanking Zacks arsecheeks with a bundle of tarragon whilst shouting green party slogans
>>532571595Starmer x Polanski coalition.What do you pick outlander?>Suicide Booth>Escape the country>Kneel before fags
>>532572007>Escape the countrythis but by rolling off a cliff in a wooden barrel and seeing where the tide takes me
>>532571948painting polanski's toenails with sustainable vegan edible onions-based nail varnish waiting 3 hours for it to dry and then getting on my knees yelping like a puppy whilst licking at the varnish and chewing off bits of his yellowed, fungus-ridden toenails with the varnish on
>>532572007>escape the countryDepending on the success of the German trial, we won't be allowed to leave by 2029.
doubt you can write a more demented post gl though
>>532572229>we won't be allowed to leave by 2029If Labour or Greens block escape of the tax paying workers of the country, then, simply just not going to work.
Which one of you is this?https://youtu.be/AwANqb3XvBA
>>532572363He who does not work and pay tax, does not eat.
>>532556622I can't get over how shit a flag that is, chat gpt hit it on the head>Too many bold elements competing (thick red cross + thick black symbol)>Color clash (deep blue + bright red + white + black = busy)>Symbol feels disconnected from the flag’s style
>>532569421my dog ate fox shit earlier and how i can smell it from the other chair when he smacks his lips
>>532572683Tell that to kanja klub
new green party policy ban bouncy castles and replace them with giant versions of these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5LQ24sbAg
>>532573175New Green party policy will be to make the BBC show gay porn on the TV.
>>532573538Especially during after school hours. Daddy & Dom's for cbeebies
