Iran stole our snacks bros…
>>532558984If it was the Maple Pork Sausage patty, the war would be over.
Damn they got MRE snacks and got to keep their uranium
>>532558984that's old newthey've found a lot of other interesting things, including a literal penis.
>>532558984Oh noes, not my heckerino beef snack
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>>532559308Why did the Iranian doctor stick his penis in the mouth of an African-American male patient? During an operation?
>>532558984Recovering items like MREs and sunscreen all point towards extended stays, not some nick of time rescue operation over 200km from where the F-15 reportedly crashed. Not to mention that you don't need 2 C-130s (carrying capacity: ~100 men each) to rescue a single downed pilot, and the orange nigger openly talked about launching an operation to steal the uranium.Also, may we see the rescued pilot?
>>532559120kek based and true
>>532562414it's right there in the tweet, it was a forward base
>>532562491That's what the Iranians are saying, and I'm inclined to believe them, but western media is by and large repeating what US officials are saying, which is this whole song and dance about a rescue operation.
>>532559308wtf https://theblackwallsttimes.com/2022/07/13/pregnant-woman-orally-raped-by-anaesthetist-during-c-section/
>>532558984Not the fuck teriyaki beef sticks.....
>>532562414The 130s carry the little birds.
those goat herders, tasting the meat of cows.
>>532562491The whole pilot rescue thing is bullshit. That was their attempt to make Iranians believe all the air traffic in the area was to search for a pilot.In reality they were attempting to set up a covert base to run raids from but got caught out.
>>532558984Nice
>>532558984Holy Crap but I thought they don't eat beef tho
>>532558984They also killed your mutts
>>532558984Each one of those little beef sticks probably cost an American's entire lifetime of tax paying to provide for our troops. It's basically a human rights violation for Iran to not return that resource to the US.
>>532562414>MREs and sunscreen all point towards extended staysAnyone going into a combat zone would carry those just in case they get shot down or otherwise are forced to stay longer than they planned.When Americans actually plan on an extended stay they bring a McDonald's food truck.
THEY'VE GOT OUR SLIM JIMSDEFCON 1NUKE TEHRAN NOW
Return The Snack
I think it’s really impressive how they managed to totally incinerate the airplane while keeping the jerky in fresh off the shelf condition.
>>532558984I thought they were Aryans? That's a nigger hand./pol btfo
>>532558984ALLAH SNACKBAR!
>>532568111(^.~) Kek
>>532558984ate one of those earlier, they suck. Like a way worse slim jim, the texture was disgusting. Rest of the MRE was good though, sometimes zogslop can be enjoyable
>>532559326Where's his neck?WHERE IS HIS NECK?
>>532558984Goddamn, could that hand get any browner?
>>532562660>>532559308dafuq lolwhy go through all that trouble for the shittiest blowjob
>>532558984How much estrogen is in that shit?
>>532572240Less than a single 8oz cup of tap water back home
>>532558984https://youtu.be/EJElYkKWtlI?t=533
>>532558984It's so over for us. MREs are what give us boots strength. Now that they have it we cannot compete
>>532558984I wonder how much fentanyl they found on the debris
>>532562660It’s well known that anesthesiologists often get high on their own supply. Dude was probably lit when he did this.
>>532558984>teriyakiWhy are zogmutts addicted to sugar?Peppered jerky is the only necessary jerky.
>>532572223>brown
>>532570077He ate it.
>>532558984>Lebanonhmm
>>532558984NOT THE HECKIN SNACKERINOS!!!
>>532558984That brownoid has a very long finger.
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>>532565755LMAO
>>532561805>>532562660>>532572223it was a sexual emergency, not a crimeany European court would agree
>>532558984Not the Epstein Jerky!They now have the secret recipe.
>>532559326That guy is build for comfort not speed
>>532558984They didn't get the jalapeno cheddar spread, did they?!?NOT THE JALAPENO CHEDDAR SPREAD!!!
>>532577586I'm sure it's real. After all fucking shitskins are saying it.
>>532562414Your post reeks of someone who was never in thr military. I doubt you've ever actually camped before besides in your backyard with your pedo neighbor.
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>>532572223I guess its the thrill of it more than the actual physical feel
>>532558984>US forward base.Twitter remains the gayest creation of all time.
>>532579050Why the fuck wouldn't you make it "Saving Ryan's Private"? Wtf ai brain slop is this
>>532577586WTFFFF???? is that from that "rescue" operation burguers "pulled" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>532559308iirc he only got his medical license temporarily suspended, and was immediately hit up with hundreds of women wanting to fuck him
>>5325589845th generation warfare has devolved into memes and constipation.>That poor iranian guy. He has no idea the amount of fiber he is going to need.
> Made in Lebanon, Pennsylvania
>>532558984I hope they don't reverse engineer it.
>>532568111>Underrated
>>532563609KEK Came solely for this post.
