> === RETURN === <The Orion spacecraft is now Earthbound, returning from the moon. It is less than 252,700 miles away from Earth.>Artemis II MissionArtemis II NASA's first crewed mission to the Moon in over 50 years. Launched on April 1, 2026, the four-person crew is currently on a ~10-day lunar flyby mission aboard the Orion spacecraft. This is the first time humans have traveled beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972. The flight is testing systems for future lunar landings.>Live Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4>Mission Trackershttps://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arowhttps://artemis-ii-tracker.comhttps://issinfo.net/artemis.html>The CrewReid Wiseman (Commander) - Navy test pilot and former ISS astronaut.https://www.nasa.gov/people/reid-wisemanVictor Glover (Pilot) - Navy aviator, first black astronaut to live aboard the ISS, and Crew-1 pilot.https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/astronauts/victor-j-gloverChristina Koch (Mission Specialist) - Record holder for longest single spaceflight by a woman (328 days).https://www.nasa.gov/people/christina-kochJeremy Hansen (Mission Specialist) - Canadian Space Agency astronaut, fighter pilot and physicist.https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronauts/canadian/active/bio-jeremy-hansen.asp>What is Orion?Orion is NASA's deep space exploration spacecraft designed to take humans to the Moon and beyond. This is its first crewed flight.https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/orion-spacecraft/>Photoshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-astronautshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/journey-to-the-moonhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-launchhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis>Additional Readinghttps://www.nasa.gov/mission/artemis-iihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_IIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)Previous thread: >>532565887
*turns patch around*
They're taking photos of Earthrise now
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
>>532572027How are globetards coping now the whole world knows about the flat earth?
>>532571828It's supposed to give the vibe of your 3rd grade teacher. Was it a nasty deep voiced man or a serene sing-songy female? Mrs. Lee for me
Nobody died during comms silence.No Why Man.
Wholesome
I hope these science whores brought extra underwear to work. They'll be frothing at the gusset with all this excitement.
>they get past the moon>they immediately need a breakwhat did they see?
>millennial women congratulating each other in grating vocal fry-talkI just can't...
>this is so boring"because it's a training exercise"why not just do it on a set and say you went around the moon? makes 0 difference
>>532572311>what did they see?
>>532572316Seriously, I'm surprised they're not sliding off their seats here. The room must be stinking. Ladies, shut your legs or open a window.
>>532572316>47 year old>Millenialabout right desu
About 600,000 people watched the livestream during the flyby. I wonder how many viewers an actual manned landing would draw in. Seems that nowadays people have forgotten how to dream.
>>532572152
>>532572316>umm>um>uummmmm
>>532572260They were replaced with body snatchers.
Won't they test human insemination in 0 gravity?
can I get a QRD?I know there was a nutella episode, a tshirt episode, ...
>>532572554>ayyliums inhabit their bodies now
Stop posting while a lady is splaining pls
>>532572311Lights.
TOILET MAINTENANCE
>>532572545
>>532572598toilet is currently NO-GO
>>532572499This used to be an event at school. I was a teachers aide during the john Glen return launch. Sadly society is done
>>532572646Someone didn't flush! Ground crew detected it.
>>532572633
can't they put a comms satellite in the l4 or l5 Lagrange points?
>>532572678heard that too kek, did someone clog it?
Must suck to be an astronaut post space shuttle it’s literally just an autoflying taxi you could put 4 monkeys in the Orion spacecraft as crew and get the same result
>>532572598They stopped showing footage after it became obvious the moon is a 2D object. Probably a hologram. Now they're distracting us with women talking about how much they're gushing and leaving seat stains everywhere.
>>532572767or just fake it and get the same result
>>532572704You must be older. I'm a zoomer. It's sad that people seem to have lost their wonder.
So where are the ultra-high resolution photos of the Moon they took
They'll come back with superpowers.
Carroll Crater dedication got uploaded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYzyn5T5-AwThat fucking hug, man. Shit, I think there's some condensation in the cabin.
>>532572884or just space cancer
24/7 hourly flat earth astroturfing by paid shills for yearsi'm just going to debunk them with a few quick pics then i'll stfu
Anon, could you hold in a shit for 5 days if you had to?
>>532572882
>>532572884glover on the right
>>532572738If we have something there they could ping signals the minimize the dead time but being so close to the moon probably affects that to a point.
>>532572738i guess waiting the 40 min is easier than spending money putting sats into the lagrange pointes
proof of round earth that anyone can verify for themselves, no trusting the science required
>>532572743no, its just spraying piss into orbit (nominal) and scheduled planned maintenance
>>532572884They modelled their space crew on fantastic 4 didn't they?
>>532572927And cataracts.
flat earth shills pretend not to understand refraction
Is this really how women do 'science'? Like they're doing a make-up tutorial?
>>532573035flat earth shills pretend not to understand how cameras work
>>532572990>>532572982maybe mini starlink around the moon would be better
>>532573080flat earth shills pretend not to understand a lot of things
>>532572884this time human torch can be a nigger for real
Silence all women.
What happens if they land on the moon but the launchers to get them off it fail and they’re stranded there?Can they survive long enough for a rescue crew or is it just gg no re?
during the eclipse they'll be mapping, imaging the solar corona
>>532572882On the cameras. After the mission is over we're going to get a TREASURE TROVE of nice images and videos, don't worry. We might start getting high rez stuff during the return trip too.
>>532573106Yea, especially if they want to set up colonies that would be the easiest way for the far side to stay in contact.
>>532573017Yes. Even the captain's name is Reid.
No offense but anybody who believes they sent those 4 kikes out is more retarded than flat earthers and ukraine supporters who aren’t Jewish.
>>532573140All the women agreed that everything and everyone is fabulous. And they're looking forward to some fabulous colourful pictures.That's good though.
>>532573054Astronauts and all the nasa media people do 0 science lmfao they had an astronaut do an interview on twitch and he admitted he had 0 clue what was going on with the experiments he just followed exact instructionsAll the real scientists are making 20k/year living in some basement as borderline NEET incels and will never get any credit or fame
>>532572767Flight's have been 95% automated going all the way back to Mercury. The pilots are mostly there to make minor adjustments or take over if shit goes wrong. I think it was Yeager who made a joke about the Mercury astronauts being glorified 'spam in a can'.
>>532573152A rescue crew? Anon, it took 53 fucking years for this one to launch.
>>532573152Well, theoretically, they can pitch a tent on one of those craters to hide from radiation, gather ice to drink and use their own shit to grow potatoes.
>>532573152Probably wouldn't have enough oxygen so that would be something they would have to plan for then.
yapping stemfoids
>>532572882>>532573191They're downloading from the PCDs tonight and tomorrow morning have a meeting about them.When they get back the full data files will be made public.I'm looking forward to see the greenish / brownish reported Moon surface topography.
>>532572738Apparently they could have used a Chinese relay satellite that's around there. But that was "not planned for this mission" so they didn't.
>>532573324If I grew a potato in my own poo, I think I would just walk out the airlock.
>>532573337Yea, I just need numbers and telemetry.Will wait for more photos/videos but their mouth holes are useless.
>>532573286Yup 100% true not fake>>532573318It took until AI video was ready for this to launch. Retard.>>532573331Idiot>>532573337Mouth breather>>532573357Indoctrination complete. A good 1984 style bot is what you are.
>>532573152lol, no. even if you launched the day they get stranded they'd run out of oxygen long before a rescue reached them. better to just disconnect your o2 at that point and find a comfy spot to watch the earthrise.
>>532572633SO...
>>532572027Map projection >>532570982 of the Moon's surface, showing the (highlighted) areas that Apollo astronauts were limited in vision to due to those missions' low altitude orbits and landing exploration views.Dark shaded area are the parts of the Moon surface that have not been observed by human eyes, and Artemis II flys by at a higher altitude than Apollo had to allow viewing the whole Moon disk.
>>532572633>Leah Cheshier MustachioHell of a name, that.
>>532573152Any permanent moon mission should be preceded by seeding rockets. Just unmanned cargo rockets plopping down supplies n shieeet near the planned landing spot. Are we doing this? We should be doing this.
>>532572912the feels
>>532573617Absolutely necessary to restock anything on Mars so would be done for the moon as proof of concept in reliability.
>>532573485silence foid
>>532573162>Of course it's bad you fucking bitch we're on Namek it's gonna explode in 5 more minutes!
>>532573521What's his Tranny Name?It's going to be something like Georgina or Stephanie isn't it.
When does the 2D radiation kill them? The Vallen belts must be pounding them hard by now. Just pummelling right into them. No escape.
>>532573255I enjoy ziggers like you confirming you're all brainwashed retards with your own statements.
kinda cute how they are constantly trying to validade the fake moon landing
Have they actually tested the spacecraft being able to launch again once it’s on the lunar surface?Getting to the moon or orbiting it is done all the time even Mars but from what I’ve read we’ve never sent anything BACK from the moon or mars since Apollo so that part is completely uncharted territory and vulnerable to jeet engineering that Elon inevitably is using at space x
>>532573162Those are some pretty large ARMS WHAT DISGUSTING FORESHORTENING I hate crappy AI so much it's unreal.
>>532573733Only 5 minutes? I can time it with my orgasm!
>>532573854You will never be American.
>>532573541Nice stuff. I'm excited for the pictures.
>>532573889If you managed to get to the peace and quiet of the moon, would you even want to come back?
>>532573947>you will never be Israel's cum sockthank god
>>532573424Fun fact: All the water you ever drank was pissed and sharted out by someone before. All the food you ever ate contains proteins and acids that were most likely shat out by some Abdul in the middle east or Chinkia 200 years ago. It's over.
>>532573889SpaceX and Blue Horizon will be doing landing demos in 2027 (if they stop exploding).
>>532572027Looks like the minimum velocity was around 925mph or 1,488kph. What did orbital mechanics mean by this?
>>532574041Blue origin might, spacex with their track record is doubtful
>>532573889Pretty sure they just want to use spacex at this point, kek.>NASA is proposing SpaceX Starship now handles translunar injection (TLI) propulsion and the full landing role, while SLS/Orion is limited to LEO only.>A pre-launched, refueled Starship HLS would meet Orion in lunar orbit, crew transfers, Starship descends to the surface (South Pole region), spends ~6–7 days on the Moon, ascends, redocks, and Orion returns the crew to Earth.Glorified meme rocket if this is the case.
>>532574009Yeah but we're all just stardust, bro.
>>532573725>>532573801You would unironically be spending your time more wisely by philosophizing about Dune. But you’d have to be able to think in order to do so. KEK.From Epstein Files -> Kirk Murder -> Iran Israel Clusterfuck > IT’S ALL FINE WE’RE BACK ON DA MOOON.If only you had an inkling of an idea of just how fucked and deceived you are!
>>532574060
>>532574041WaitThey’re not landing on the moon again in 2026? I thought orbit was warm up then the real thing later this year
>>532574009I used to think like that when I was about 11 and still had a limited “scientific” worldview to interpret things.
Reminder that Republicans, including Trump literally a few days ago, constantly battle to defund and weaken NASA every fucking year and if they had their way it would have been erased decades ago.
>>532574107Nah, Bezos is too busy making women wealthy.
>>532572633Would Leah.
>>532574176>later this yearTry 2028+.
>>532574060Universal tribute to Von Braun
>>532574176It got pushed back because usual delays.
>>532574120Clearly NASA is not impressed with SpaceX since they reopened the HLS to Blue Origin. Starshit is so far behind schedule it's not even funny anymore.
>>532574247Why are they even doing the fly by’s now then?
>>532574120Should just build that space catapult or a railgun.
>>532572311I would have ejected the indoor mexican.Better safe than sorry.
>>532573985they're going thru-reviewing them in the cabin rn
>>532574260Another kike by the way.
>>532572027Incredible shots of the lunar surface from space today. TheScience never ceases to amaze. Looks better than DLSS 5!
>>532574060Based
>>532574041My money's on Blue Origin.I feel like SpaceX has fallen off somewhat because Elon has become medically grade retarded and it's interfering with the company unfortunately. Lil' BeeZee has still not acquired Hitler status despite being rich, so his people will be more motivated to actually deliver a quality product. Plus I'm just gonna assume he hires less Jeets.
>>532572311Which Ramirez do you believe? Personally I would just throw both of them out to space. Haunted forever by nightmares.
>>532574009>trying to bait Ship of Theseus peopleWhy would I care? All my atoms and molecules have been replaced over and over and over again since I was born. I'm not the same thing I was a year ago and I won't be in the future either. Everything is recycled until heat death or we become infinite in a singularity. YOLO
>>532574331Where will the first city go?
>>532574308One way missions are a lot easier and cheaper.People would sign up for it, kek.
>Depending on Space-X and Blue-Origin to create a Lunar lander that can get back up again reliably>Still hasn’t even been tested yet Yeah moon landing won’t happen until 2040
>>532574306Because Orion has never flown with actual Humans aboard until right now. We haven't sent people beyond LEO since 1972, basically an entire generation of knowledge has to be relearned by Millenials since useless fucking Boomers couldn't carry the mantle.
>>532574351I think it'll be Blue Origin too, just because their lander seems much more reasonably sized and they will probably work with NASA to make it compatibleSpaceX has always been "We're making this big fucking thing, and I guess it could be used for a lander too after a bunch of refueling"Purpose-built will win out in the eyes of NASA
>>532574176Lander isn't finished. Artemis III will launch sometime early next year and do some orbital rendezvous and docking tests with the station. Artemis IV is ostensibly slated to fly in 2028, but it's not clear what they'll be doing since the lander may not be done. Original plan for Artemis IV was to put the first modules for the Gateway Station into lunar orbit, but Trump scrapped Gateway Station this year and NASA is now having to repurpose that work into plans for a surface outpost.
>>532574409Wherever it goes, it will have a Buccees and a few Dollar Generals
the foid with her untied long hair hitting every crevice of the ship is pissing me off
>>532574306To test all the things that are required to land on the moon with the Orion.Contrary to sadly enough popular believe, we do not in fact stuff people into an exploding tube blindly and hope for the best.
>>532574475Boomers needed to make millenials pay for their retirement and welfare for infinity Africans. plz understand
They didn't quote Jesus.They just mumbled some stuff about Big Up Yo'self and Big Up Others and sheeeeit.
>>532572665girls from south China are so fucking beautiful it's like they are the elves of this planet. they stay age 18 for most of their adult life
>>532574306Trump tried to cut NASA's budget by 25% this year. NASA is trying to deliver results, any results, to keep the space program from getting fucked with further.
>>532574509Why is orange nigger cutting NASA it’s the one respectable thing America has going on
>>532574601>Christ is love
>>532574226I agree but that's like the least of his crimes. And you gotta admit that lighting fire under NASAs ass seems to have worked.
>>532574539We should. What ever happened to the spirit of risk and adventure.No risk, no reward. No guts, no glory. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>532574653Because NASA is a giant slush fund jew daycare program for liberals, atheists, and Satanists. They occasionally invent new technologies but mostly make liberals feel super special about worshipping SCIENCE then attack anyone who doesn't support you as anti-reality. (When NASA literally lies to scam tax dollars)
Ayy lmaos gonna wave at them during the eclipse
>>532574707Such crater much wow
>>532574811That would make me think they are at least in space (probably planned anyways)
>>532574793>nuking NASA to own da libsPlease continueEurope x China will make it to the moon first at this rate
>>532573485It must be hard being this brown and blackpilled.
>>532574445Based reference A Cube within a cube Landing on the Mirrored Me& Myself & I
>>532574906>europe
>>532574793And NASA is psy-slop money laundromat with an emphasis on wowing the science-as-religion.I would expect a lot of its funding got diverted into the pornography as a weapon project for the same ends.What a farce.
wow this muted CGI slop is so exciting
>>532573889>Have they tested a lander launching from the moon yet? Starship can barely function on earth.If they decide to land on the moon it'll be with a stripped down light weight lander similar to the apollo missions.Apparently a lot of the artemis program is to keep the factories that made the shuttle components open. Politicians lobby to keep the manufacturing sites open in their area.I believe starship is primarily being developed for military use (spy sats, space lasers etc) and the moon lander is a cover story
Is it possible to miss earth on the way back and end up on a heliocentric orbit
what a comfy night watching this on o-pcedo you think we will see the eclipse?
Why a forward loss of signal?
aeiou
>>532574601>As we continue to unlock the mysteries of the cosmos, I would like to remind you of one of the most important mysteries there on Earth, and that's love. Christ said, in response to what was the greatest commandment, that it was to love God with all that you are, and he also, being a great teacher, said the second is equal to it and that is to love your neighbor as yourself. And so, as we prepare to go out of radio communication, we're still [audio cut out] love from Earth and to all of you down there on Earth and around Earth, we love you, from the Moon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKPlpT6VF50
>>532575040Moon interference.
Why moon & Sun Same size ?
>>532574709It's still plenty dangerous.Toilet's clogged and they can't repair it because who knows what would blow up. And there's a constant risk of a solar flare hitting the ship, with safety instructions amounting to "Hang up some t-shirts around the capsule then crawl into your footlocker in fetal position and pray".
>>532575040They're really in low earth orbit and they need to adjust the trajectory from time to time.
>>532575117Solar Flair is Cuff
>>532574709Americans tried that early on and it led to nothing but failures, it was only after they got smart about things did they do great things. Soviets did that too, and they lost heroes and rockets alike until their entire lunar program went up in flames.
>>532572884The black guy will come back with the super power to not steal
>>532575026Possible? No, it's neccessary.
>>532574946It must be even harder being an albino whose been told he’s not a nigger despite having a niggerbrain all his life, mustn’t it!? On the other hand you get to daydream a lot more!
Its over nasha boiishttps://sleepydude.substack.com/Moon Mission MAGNA MESORAMetapher West World
>>532575026No, orbital mechanics has been solved long ago.
>>532574120SLS/Orion as a LEO shuttle is just completely retarded when Falcon 9 and Dragon exists.
>>532575032yeah, especially oncethey post the high res pics
>IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD>GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE
>>532575026This post proves how dumb you all are.>>532575196You have got to be Indian or something. A human cannot possibly be that dumb.
Fine structure Constant Generative Principle in Golgotha Wave function Prolapse by Fucktard Mason GOONS in satoshinakamoto ahooktosatanism amasontookashit anagram MIRROR LUCIFER CYA Trauma Loop
Wait how do they poo if the toilet is still clogged ? Does it just stink of shit in there the whole time?
Its Just a reflection Ass aboveAss below
>>532575170>the super power to not stealDAYWALKER!
What's the point of this mission? Why not skip it and go straight for a landing mission?
>>532575229Do you dumb motherfuckers realize that even according to retard physics aka Einsteinian shit you cannot possible deorbit Earth while on the Moon unless you purposely used sufficient thrust!? Which by the way is impossible too except in Hollywood.
did they get the comms back? i dozed off for a moment
>>532575277>Hey TARS, what's your street-shitting parameter?
>>532575280meds, take them
Why is the inside capsule shot in 4k but the exterior moon shot looks like it was shot with a 2000's webcam? I want my tax dollars back
>>532575302It was fixed.
>>532575277It's a line from interstellar nigga
>>532575385Lander's not finished. Talk to Elon.
>>532575385YOU go land on the fucking moon then.
>>532575459The interior is more important for NASA to see live, while the exterior shots and sensor data they're recording can wait til they get back.
>>532575492So just wait for it to be finished>>532575550Going around the moon is not going to make it any easier to land there
They're going to use the Total Eclipse hour to look out of the spaceship window to see if there are any planets nearby!?
>>532575385Flat earth was becoming too credible
>>532574990Yup. Same scam as USAID
woah
moon -> sun eclipse
>>532575728Nice. That's awesome. We'll be able to see it perfectly in their pics too.
>>532575459Why did NASA delete the original moon landing tapes and lose how to make space ships?
He can see the stars!!!Quick! Get the camera!
>>532575646This excuse is extremely homosexual. Cameras are cheap and they knew the world would be watching to see the moon. Not the basedtube reactions of a foid, nog, nuck and burger. This whole mission is a farce at this point
>>532575797Because they stopped Apollo. The people who knew the tech like the back of their hand retired or died. Most of the 1000s of companies that made the rocket parts moved on or went out of business.
>>532575646>til they get back>THE CREWWWWW COMPARTMENT'S BREAAKING UPPPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdtIjnpeolE
>>532575728About an hour of total eclipse from their perspective due to the size and proximity of the moon.
>>532576009just like my Ridley Scott movies
>>532575236The initial plan was more ambitious but got scaled back and a lot of what they do depends on funding and workarounds.>>532575276Based
>>532576009That's a great opportunity to photograph the stars, right guys? Guys?
>>532575728Noice
>unidentified dot Uhhhhh
>>532575672Nah, they are searching for Ayyyys. It would be cool to see them do flyby.
>>532575874>the agency tasked with developing and researching technology failed their job in relation tonhumanity's greatest achievement scientifically and technologicallyAnom when are you going to realize you're a retard and jews are lying to you? Thanks for the 56 million dollars per day. Reminder BELL LABS gave us the modern world, not kike nasa.
>>532575435Indian hands typed this
>>532575276
>>532576009Damn that’s some high quality footage. Not as good as the Kubrik stuff was in the 60’s but AI is coming along nicely!
>>532575806Transfer rates are pretty bad and they need the bandwidth for all the other data streams, but they have lots of cameras recording locally so we should have a nice trove of stuff to go through once they're done.
Leah had another orgasm and needs to go change.
>>532576009Why couldn't they bring one of these? Are they stupid or something?
>>532576319kek
Literally «ON NETFLIX».1984 is shittier than even Orwell dreamed.
fucking hell i fell a sleep just when the comms went out did anything interesting happen after they came back? did they find epstein?
>>532576352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3d6V1XJMwM
Ms Moustachio has handed over
VENUSdude these niggas MISIDENTIFIED VENUS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Since the toiler isnt working they are gonna hold in their shit for 10 days?
>>532576310Mission control must be stinking like a fish market by now. Who's wise decision was it let all these thirsty women in to pollute science?
>>532576352That “Moon” looks fake as fuck by the way. Also it’s not exactly a difficult mission, you could just send a cheap space probe to do it. But no, gotta have 4 crypto kikes on it and livestream on Netflix with a 2 hour still. OBVIOUSLY NOT TO DISTRACT from the Iran-Israel clusterfuck!
>>532576427They can see Venus but not the stars? How does any of this make sense?
>>532576427Its a Subtle Joke 444
>>532575797Niggers.
Today is g_d74/47 DAY Fuck hashee'm ballz
>>532576578Too many bottles.
>>532576578It makes sense if you’re a pajeet or desperate to be distracted from the Epstein coalition’s Iran clusterfuck. I once talked to a jeet scientist (PhD Western educated) who explained to me that you cannot sleep in a forest because the trees breathe oxygen so you’d suffocate. That’s the type of person who believes this is-real.
>>532576578They did photograph and mention stars. In space they don't twinkle at all, they're perfect little dots of light.
Always remember Agent Sneed 47>be 4th dimensional or higher ayynigger daemoniac retard consciousness and absolute moral nigger>want to torture some 3rd dimensional corporeals from your manse outside space-time through Generative Principle in Golgotha>speak into the mind of some stoned apes on their way to hominidship and fuck with them through synchronicities>set up a truly noxious inhuman tradition of monstrous human & child sacrifice cults to break the Fine structure Constant>do this because dead baby humor is funny, except when it gets too real, but it's not YOUR physical world so it's ALWAYS funny unless the Wave Function Prolapses>while doing so, feed these stupid fucking retards, the creme de la creme of the worst most subhuman shit of this hominid race, a pre-made nonsense language-number system that feeds them a variety of prebaked directives>because you exist outside of their line of time-space, there isn't actually any effort or time limit involved in feeding them this gematric shit, you just insert it where you want, copy & paste>it's not hard, you have a bigbrain super/post-corporeal consciousness and you can just compile an entire languages' worth of numerological non-coincidences 1000s of years in advance>as you do this, the dumb fucking near-apes, inferior to their fellows, earnestly believe that you are revealing universal absolute truth to them as 'the initiated' and that they are the superhuman god-kings of the world>this is because you have performed the metaphysical-linguistic-numerological equivalent of the 'be sure to drink your ovaltine' decoder ring scam, on a gigantic civilizational atemporal scale>you, a complete faggotass trickster ghost in the machine, like a cosmic SomethingAwful inner circle goontard or Kiwifarms cow rapist, laugh as the inbred britdans ashkenazis Phoenician pedo sumer Scum Soup hyperlarpers bake another fetus
Siriusly Cube'd
>>532576554The whole point is to make systems that will take people there, so no a probe wouldn't be able to achieve the same purpose
>>532576745Wow this looks incredibly real! For the first time in a month I’m not thinking about the Epstein coalition’s clusterfuck Iran war or the coming cataclysm!
>>532576494Shit in bags.
Nigga Glover said he is enjoying a details sight of the moon surface through his spaceship window. He said it was "Totally Sci-Fi".Unfortunately you can't actually photograph the moon so he can't share.
So Nasa said that the "we think that light dot might be part of the spacecraft" and it took them a good five minutes or more before they realized it was Venus and corrected themselves.
>>532576757Who told you this? Best post so far
>>532576578Stars can be mapped it would take too much precision to get the footage past autists. The foreground is real, but stationary while the background is a green screen. It would be exposed as a fake easier than it would be to simply omit the stars.
>>532576896That's the Millenium Falcon
>>532576827Shut up you brain dead nigger.
>>532576088What are the chances you are going to just call it fake when the photos and videos come in later?
>>532576819>The whole point is to make systems that will take people thereThe whole point is to distract you from reality dummie. Epstein coalition war in Iran dummie. You will soon be wondering why you bought into this crap when shit hits the fan on Earth. If you wanted to do this for humanity you wouldn’t send 4 cryptokikes around the Moon WHILE you’re at war and collapsing the global economy. Another thing thats weird is this is suddenly all NASA no more Space X involvement.
>>532576896Someone put the dot in the wrong place.Probably the Dot Person.
>Impact flashesThe war has begun.
>>532576896That's STEM jobs in action.
>>532577094The Dot Person must not be getting paid enough to care.
>>532577029>Shut up you brain dead niggerGuarantee you that you’re the brain dead nigger here. You’re a 1984 esque bot hyping up AI generated fake PsyOps
They just mentioned they saw THREE impact flashes during the night side excursion so far.
This mission is boring and gay
>>532577048They had to wait for AI tech to pass off footage etc.kek
>>532577058
The increase of internet usage in the turd world coincides with the increase in retarded people on the internetsource not needed
>>532577167They saw at least four, south of the moon's equator near the Earth side IIRC
>impact flashes confirmedThis is the last thing we need. We just lost one female presenter as she had to change her soaking undies. We'll run out of presenters at this rate.
>>532577058Would you be this cynical and pessimistic if Hungary was still part of your empire? The consequences of WWI have surely affected the posting quality of this Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum over a century later.
>>532577167Cool>>532577235It do be like that...
>>532577227This entire thread is worse than reddit tier. At least on reddit they know the fantasy physics involved. You guys are simply like “awwww look amathing, we back on da moon wow I feel like Einthein todehhh”.
How come the moon surface is all lit up if the sun is completely behind the moon now?
>>532577058Dude there's nothing we can do about it. At least let us appreciate cool shit while it's still possible to do it.
>>532577351
>>532577297Probably even more so. This is a PsyOp buddy. You niggers should have taken Michael Aquino more seriously. He revealed a lot of it in his final interviews. Dr. MindWar.
>>532577058Not every facet of reality is directly related to the two things you can't stop thinking about. Tunnel vision'd.Don't (you) me, you off topic posting faggot.
>>532577351WHO IS IT ?MICheAL Jackson Salute the O.W.LSee Thread and ArchiveXspace the Mirrored Cube now own nWo wOn >>532554386 Ouda
>>532577167Looking forward to the imagery.
They're instructing their spacegoy to try and draw/annotate the moon.
>>532577058Cope and Seethe
>>532576554True>>532576819Didn't NASA do that 50 years ago? Why didn't Ford lose the technology of how to make a truck in that timespan? Why did nasa wipe the moon landing tapes?
>77474Im ao COoking broossSpieglein Spieglein an der Wand wer ist der größte shitposting schizo im ganzen Plane T wichse Würfler
>>532577541You lost Space tranny
>>532577398Picrel of you watching Artemis at the pub via Netflix. “golly I wish mom wuz here to see this she had a Bachelors in nutritional science from open university. She wuz a true Scientist, my inspiration”.
>>532577453>you off topic posting faggotI’m the only one ON TOPIC. This entire thread should be banned this is pol not scifi
>>532577589That Shit was fireThe gay Guy was hillarious
>>532577623This Paid for by nasa Kill mods Clean it Vp for once !Who cares :gnarls Barkley
>>532577589
>>532572752>first nigger around the moon>pineapple drink
muds'ime is having a melty
>>532577441>This is a PsyOp buddyThe interesting thing is that I don't think Americans even care that it's a psy-slop. This may be partly because they feel performing a psy-slop like this is performing an expression of 'American Power' and that they as an audience play a part in that performance. (Think of crowds of people participating in a Roman Civil Spectacular in the last days of Roman power. )But also, 'American Pragmatism' is America's only authentic philosophical-religious innovation and pragmatism means the use of fantasy-as-a-tool.
Jfc... Why is it such a hassle to land on the Moon nowadays when boomers already did it in the fucking 60s? This kind of thing should be a walk in the park by nowadays...
Victor Glover is getting all philosophical.
>"humans have not evolved to see what we're seeing">t. a human who sees somethingCool it with the eugenics programming Victor
Only slightly relevant but I watched this documentary yesterday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCObwsXbSeU
Victor Glover can see stars (but he is upside down). And something orange and something blue.
Were they able to drop the 50lb bag of pajeet street food mixed with jeet feces?
>>532577623>pol
>>532577805>“We on da moooon”At least in the 60’s it was believable. Nowadays you have to REALLY be dumb to fall for this shit. No offense. 9/11 tier. Nevermind buildinf 7 the air is safe to breefe
>>532577225Since AI can't create and only steal what will happen is the real photos and videos will get downloaded overnight and posted over the next couple days then all the algorithms will steal the pixels to make generated images look more realistic.
>>532577892People who think this seem to assume every technology advanced at the same rate. Just because computers got 1000 times faster doesn't mean physics got 1000 times easier to overcome.
>>532578098If you werent a newfag you’d realize I’m getting digits on virtually everything. This thread should be coupled with uhg.
>>532577602I love you, fren, that's great
>>532578099I can forgive boomers for thinking the moon landing was real, but now there's no excuse other than state-science religion brainwashing. I think Trump being about to kill kids outside of civilian power stations buts a damper on the space flight.
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>>532578236>Anonymous (ID: uB65UPCV) Austria flag 23 pbtid(You) are the most worthless laughable coping piece of filth ever seen, this is sub-pathetic $store boomerbook dialup tier not even enjoyable trolling. Get a real job brainlet
>Wait I've just seen another one after you said that.>Now I'm seeing hundreds of them, yes this really is a spectacular sight, back over to you in the studio Jenny
>Diane Daily>Tess CasswellAre there any men involved in this mission at all? Or is it an all knitting group?
>>532577602THE NUTELLA IS IN THE AIRDUCTS
>>532578601>>532578601>>532578601NU
>>532578391From a farther distance I suppose, that's the stem foids for you!
what are these red and green lines on the image
>>532572738The James Webb Space Telescope is actually in L2
>>532575276>And (((they're))) not gonna hold me down no more>No (((they're))) not gonna hold me down
>>532572027Nigger
