/pol/ - Artemis Alien Encounter - Politically Incorrect

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Artemis Alien Encounter 04/06/26(Mon)20:36:56 No.532575624

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Artemis Alien Encounter Anonymous (ID: Mdy7nwE6) 04/06/26(Mon)20:36:56 No.532575624 Archived

Turbo schizo here. Right now Artemis is meeting with Ayyys on the dadk side of the moon. Disclosure Day is coming soon. Why else do this mission? You couldn't meet on earth because all religious nuts would freak out and try some crazy shit. The dark side of the moon is literally the safest first contact. Ayys are here lads! In about 10 years we will live in the Star Trek future. Do not worry bros. Everything's gonna be fine. We will live in a universe of abundance once a deal has been made.

WaYNe (ID: gUGjWUKr)
04/06/26(Mon)20:39:35 No.532575787

WaYNe (ID: gUGjWUKr) 04/06/26(Mon)20:39:35 No.532575787

>>532575624
>Turbo schizo here.
I confirm, this is TURBO.

Anonymous (ID: Mdy7nwE6)
04/06/26(Mon)20:41:12 No.532575876

Anonymous (ID: Mdy7nwE6) 04/06/26(Mon)20:41:12 No.532575876

>>532575787
Thanks Wayne!

Anonymous (ID: pCuwGt1a)
04/06/26(Mon)20:41:50 No.532575912

Anonymous (ID: pCuwGt1a) 04/06/26(Mon)20:41:50 No.532575912

The ayys can't get through the VAB. That's why we had to ship the BBC directly to them.

Anonymous (ID: FYOVxAkM)
04/06/26(Mon)20:46:15 No.532576211

Anonymous (ID: FYOVxAkM) 04/06/26(Mon)20:46:15 No.532576211

>>532575624
I hope they ask the aliens to stop Trump from nuking Iran. Alienbros, you're our only hope.

Anonymous (ID: CrjKN8dx)
04/06/26(Mon)20:46:24 No.532576221

Anonymous (ID: CrjKN8dx) 04/06/26(Mon)20:46:24 No.532576221

>>532575624
So these aliens are different from the aliens we already have underground?

Anonymous (ID: xQFjP4xs)
04/06/26(Mon)20:51:34 No.532576549

Anonymous (ID: xQFjP4xs) 04/06/26(Mon)20:51:34 No.532576549

I love aliens!

Anonymous (ID: 1zSZFcdo)
04/06/26(Mon)20:52:35 No.532576611

Anonymous (ID: 1zSZFcdo) 04/06/26(Mon)20:52:35 No.532576611

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>>532575624
>Right now Artemis is meeting with Ayyys on the dadk side of the moon.
<--- other things OP is fantasizing about...

Anonymous (ID: RpCsQdwi)
04/06/26(Mon)20:57:04 No.532576885

Anonymous (ID: RpCsQdwi) 04/06/26(Mon)20:57:04 No.532576885

>>532575624
Fuck so we send a woman and black guy. We're getting lasered for sure.

Anonymous (ID: 7uGdXiAy)
04/06/26(Mon)21:00:29 No.532577103

Anonymous (ID: 7uGdXiAy) 04/06/26(Mon)21:00:29 No.532577103

>>532575624
>We will live in a universe of abundance once a deal has been made.
DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPS. I repeat. DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPS. The cake is a lie.

Anonymous (ID: cMI4m3Hw)
04/06/26(Mon)21:08:28 No.532577575

Anonymous (ID: cMI4m3Hw) 04/06/26(Mon)21:08:28 No.532577575

>>532577103
DON'T TRUST THIS ANON, GET ON THE SHIP. WE HAVE LEMON CAKE.

Anonymous (ID: Mdy7nwE6)
04/06/26(Mon)21:13:28 No.532577888

Anonymous (ID: Mdy7nwE6) 04/06/26(Mon)21:13:28 No.532577888

>>532577575
Lemon cake, burgers, whiskey and weed. Simple as.

It's all it takes to attract ants.

Anonymous (ID: eETFUHnT)
04/06/26(Mon)21:20:27 No.532578319

Anonymous (ID: eETFUHnT) 04/06/26(Mon)21:20:27 No.532578319

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>>532575624
They have videos of alien spaceships on the moon.

Anonymous (ID: ysR+0oNM)
04/06/26(Mon)21:21:58 No.532578418

Anonymous (ID: ysR+0oNM) 04/06/26(Mon)21:21:58 No.532578418

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Anonymous (ID: hiH/41cf)
04/06/26(Mon)21:23:19 No.532578526

Anonymous (ID: hiH/41cf) 04/06/26(Mon)21:23:19 No.532578526

>>532575787
The future is bright

Anonymous (ID: CfAFbD7N)
04/06/26(Mon)21:31:08 No.532579007

Anonymous (ID: CfAFbD7N) 04/06/26(Mon)21:31:08 No.532579007

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>>532577575

Anonymous (ID: ysR+0oNM)
04/06/26(Mon)21:33:43 No.532579156

Anonymous (ID: ysR+0oNM) 04/06/26(Mon)21:33:43 No.532579156

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>>532577575
>LEMON CAKE
code for hookers and blow?

Anonymous (ID: YK6Afhcz)
04/06/26(Mon)21:34:46 No.532579217

Anonymous (ID: YK6Afhcz) 04/06/26(Mon)21:34:46 No.532579217

>>532577103
I’m gettin’ on the ship, nigga

Anonymous (ID: YZDYfcou)
04/06/26(Mon)21:40:35 No.532579595

Anonymous (ID: YZDYfcou) 04/06/26(Mon)21:40:35 No.532579595

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Anonymous (ID: jtMIdJsX)
04/06/26(Mon)22:05:20 No.532580979

Anonymous (ID: jtMIdJsX) 04/06/26(Mon)22:05:20 No.532580979

>>532575624
>Do not worry bros. Everything's gonna be fine. We will live in a universe of abundance once a deal has been made.
What could we possibly offer them?

Anonymous (ID: QJX7OWeb)
04/06/26(Mon)22:25:43 No.532582104

Anonymous (ID: QJX7OWeb) 04/06/26(Mon)22:25:43 No.532582104

>>532580979
Enlightenment in stupidity. Like we came this far but then decided to become really really stupid for some odd reason.

Anonymous (ID: QJX7OWeb)
04/06/26(Mon)22:29:50 No.532582342

Anonymous (ID: QJX7OWeb) 04/06/26(Mon)22:29:50 No.532582342

>>532582104
Actually that would be a great algorithmic space task. Go to every highly intelligent civilization across the universe and observe the singlemost thing that always throws them back. Then come up with a pattern and blame all of the space jews.

Anonymous (ID: iSWbbb79)
04/06/26(Mon)22:33:50 No.532582559

Anonymous (ID: iSWbbb79) 04/06/26(Mon)22:33:50 No.532582559

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