> === RETURN === <The Orion spacecraft is now Earthbound, returning from the moon. It is less than 251,600 miles away from Earth.>Artemis II MissionArtemis II NASA's first crewed mission to the Moon in over 50 years. Launched on April 1, 2026, the four-person crew is currently on a ~10-day lunar flyby mission aboard the Orion spacecraft. This is the first time humans have traveled beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972. The flight is testing systems for future lunar landings.>Live Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4>Mission Trackershttps://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arowhttps://artemis-ii-tracker.comhttps://issinfo.net/artemis.html>The CrewReid Wiseman (Commander) - Navy test pilot and former ISS astronaut.https://www.nasa.gov/people/reid-wisemanVictor Glover (Pilot) - Navy aviator, first black astronaut to live aboard the ISS, and Crew-1 pilot.https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/astronauts/victor-j-gloverChristina Koch (Mission Specialist) - Record holder for longest single spaceflight by a woman (328 days).https://www.nasa.gov/people/christina-kochJeremy Hansen (Mission Specialist) - Canadian Space Agency astronaut, fighter pilot and physicist.https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronauts/canadian/active/bio-jeremy-hansen.asp>What is Orion?Orion is NASA's deep space exploration spacecraft designed to take humans to the Moon and beyond. This is its first crewed flight.https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/orion-spacecraft/>Photoshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-astronautshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/journey-to-the-moonhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-launchhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis>Additional Readinghttps://www.nasa.gov/mission/artemis-iihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_IIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)Previous thread: >>532572027
>>532578601>the four-person crewlol, still only four personsHow many days has it been stuck at four persons? Four days? Five days?
Your favorite astronaut?
>>532578476It's a snatch fest anon. Mission control's air con units broke earlier due to them stinking up the place with their "excitement".
Cool
ELON MUSKBROS....
>>532578601Must be nice to be away from everyone.>>532578669The toilet.
>>532578669I don't see a tranny represented here
Boy, I'm hungry anonsAnybody know of a tasty cocoa spread, preferably with the flavor of nuts?
>>532578741Raptor engine stinkies on Earth are better and cheaper.
>>532578601do brown retards really believe this fake and gay shit is real?these jewish faggots, the jewish tranny and their monkey nigger pilot never left earth.
>>532578601Reminder: Space is fake
>>532578669For me is got to be Christina 'man-hands' Koch!
>>532578825I FARDED
As we enter the last Shabbat of the old year, we look ahead to the unexplored, unmapped territory of the new year, where anything – good or bad – could happen(AGONY). What gives us the courage to step into the new, when so much is unknown? The ancient rabbis gave us a gift in this regard when they set aside the view of time that sees it as an arrow shot from a bow, inexorably leaving the past behind and barreling into the future. Instead, they saw time as a cycle, a spiral. As we walk along the path, we see patterns recur and familiar signposts come up again, even as we are never precisely in the same place that we were when we last passed by these markers. As we celebrate the new year in turbulent times, with such rapid and unpredictable change, let us take comfort from taking a wider view of the pattern of our lives, integrating both what has changed and what comes around again, the markers that show us the way forward. May we walk forward with courage and hope as we begin the cycle again."Unlike normal populations, they perceive time in reverse. From their perspective, time flows BACKWARDS, which is how they all are able to set themselves up in positions of power. To them, from eternity, they were "born" from Hell, and knowing full well that they work for Satan, which gives them power and prestige, as well as full knowledge when they perceive how they enter life. time flows in reverse. That is how they are so powerful, since they know things we do not, and are able to exploit that against us. To them, effect comes before cause, and because there was an effect, it was because they needed to have a causethey are a sacrifice to their god moleker and his son baal peor, lord of the anuses.you have to understand baal peor, he loves to fuck his people in the ass... but he makes it real good; like, make them think they're special chosens, lubes it up nice, then fucks them til they dead. really.he is what we call a motherfucker in the god's sphere
The astronaut described it as looking like Luxor's spotlight in Las Vegas
Tranny is Siriusly Cube'd
wowie
>>532578741W-what happened?
Hey faggots !Always remember Agent Sneed 47>be 4th dimensional or higher ayynigger daemoniac retard consciousness and absolute moral nigger>want to torture some 3rd dimensional corporeals from your manse outside space-time through Generative Principle in Golgotha>speak into the mind of some stoned apes on their way to hominidship and fuck with them through synchronicities>set up a truly noxious inhuman tradition of monstrous human & child sacrifice cults to break the Fine structure Constant>do this because dead baby humor is funny, except when it gets too real, but it's not YOUR physical world so it's ALWAYS funny unless the Wave Function Prolapses>while doing so, feed these stupid fucking retards, the creme de la creme of the worst most subhuman shit of this hominid race, a pre-made nonsense language-number system that feeds them a variety of prebaked directives>because you exist outside of their line of time-space, there isn't actually any effort or time limit involved in feeding them this gematric shit, you just insert it where you want, copy & paste>it's not hard, you have a bigbrain super/post-corporeal consciousness and you can just compile an entire languages' worth of numerological non-coincidences 1000s of years in advance>as you do this, the dumb fucking near-apes, inferior to their fellows, earnestly believe that you are revealing universal absolute truth to them as 'the initiated' and that they are the superhuman god-kings of the world>this is because you have performed the metaphysical-linguistic-numerological equivalent of the 'be sure to drink your ovaltine' decoder ring scam, on a gigantic civilizational atemporal scale>you, a complete faggotass trickster ghost in the machine, like a cosmic SomethingAwful inner circle goontard or Kiwifarms cow rapist, laugh as the inbred britdans ashkenazis Phoenician pedo sumer Scum Soup hyperlarpers bake another fetus
>>532579013>W-what happened?Nerve gas
>>532578861Rake yourself.
blessed baker OP
SonREELW
>>532578669It's cringe when real life tries to copy hollywood with their diversity because real people aren't attractive like the actors they pick
>>532578825Purple Orange 888
>>532578867>spends less than a year in orbitsolar roastie'd>>532578935I bet it was, no atomsphere haze or clouds>>532579013Raptor engine testing farded again.
>>532578669Wiseman or Glover.They seem like the most level headed examples of astronaut on board. Not that any of them has done anything out of line. They just seen the most measured.
The Science Desk says "YES!"
>>532578861This>>532579092This glowgeneral should exist faggot
>>532578601
>>532578741BLOODY BENCHOD
We call it MKM'axxing AGENT CODY JOHN ENOLA ELMO TIME BINGO SNEED 47
>>532579281now do this one
>>532579013GPUs used to CGI the artemis mission exploded
Rapemaxxing GOY47Goyim 69 Nigger
>>532579013Explosion at SpaceX's rocket development facility during an engine test, not that rare but the timeline for the lander is very tight and they're competing with Blue Origin, I'd be mad if my engines kept exploding like that right when these historical missions are meant to happen.
You will C my schizo Posting You won't unC it !33
>>532579348
>>532579348Anons, do you think you'd be able to handle being in a spacecraft like this without panicking hard? I don't think I could stay calm.
>>532579383retarded stemfoids on social mediadumb stemfoid on the normie stream also said they "just started" on their way back to earth. they started as soon as TLI concluded (leaving LEO) and have been in free fall since
>>532579383I can't unsee the doge crater.
>>532579474
>>532579383Here's what they meantApollo flight orbits were too low altitude to visibly observe and image with illumination the areas on much of the Moon's surface.Artemis II flew by at much higher altitude than any Apollo flight, allowing the full Moon disk to be illuminated and visible for human eye, camera and sensor imaging.
>>532579513you believe the sun is 93 million miles away because it says so on google and you believe it. you dont know who measured it, the name of the experiment or how verifiable the number even is but you just accept it. you also blindly accept that the sun only appears to be the same size as the moon via the 400/400 miracle where its 400x bigger but 400x further away through sheer coincidenceyou dont understand you've been deceived from understanding the nature of the ground under your feet and that the biblical cosmology is true. the devils greatest trick is convincing you that he doesn't exist
>>532579503The Stemfoid misidentified Venus too. She thought it was part of the Spacecraft, corrected herself 5 mins later kek. The people at Nasa can't tell what the planet-shaped light is.
If you had a chance to go to space, would you? Im torn. I love space but you are entering a reality you are not suppose to be in, only through sheer force. You are at the whims of other people, and the tech not failing.Ive watched Apollo 13 about ~7 times now. Its the ultimate nightmare scenario to me. And i cant believe they were saved.
>>532579656embarassing. way too many vaginas involved in this whole presentation
>>532579656They are foids who get paid They don't Care They get loaded ZemondemonZ
>>532579622
>>532579478We haven't heard much from the Canadian. Maybe he's having a panic attack and they've had to sedate him?
Humiliation Ritual by Lilith
Why not just go down to the moon since they are already there? It would be a nice surprise
>>532579781
>>532579776
>>532578994Entering eclipse.
>>532579909Exiting eclipse.
>>532579838Thank the Lord for gravity
>>5325786013iAtlas was actually from Uranus.You knew that though.
>>532579478For spaceflight you have to have strong tolerance for and be at ease with confined spaces. Most people with piloting and aerospace flight experience already are. It is an essential component of psychological and personality profile for astronautsAlso typical (not to the same degree) for tank, ship and especially submarine crewmembers.
>>532579656Probably the peak retardation of the stream, courtesy of women.>>532579726One way trip to plant a flag, sure.Better than wage slavery.
>>532579909>>532579945nice
Has everyone gone to bed now?
>>532579909>>532579945
>>532579743>>532580039I'm a vagina and I made this general. The first one https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/532399649/ as well as the next three.Men no longer care about space. Which is bad because we are retarded. Someone is going to die soon I can feel it.
>>532579909>>532579945>Iphone6 quality>2026yea nah
Return journey is always more boring isn't it. Especially if you've just been to the moon. What can they do to brighten things up on the way back.
>>532580124nice bakes
The Earth is flat btw, this whole thing is a fake production
>>532580124proofs?
>>532580124I appreciated the early bakes, this was fun watching astronauts reality show in space. The toilet will not be forgotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXMsWi5AiRMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr0T1QCTl-M
toilet is still NO-GO, correct?
>>532580124Can you show me your lagrange points so I can calculate the periapsis of our eventual meetup, before the sidereal period expires?
>>532580133They apparently stuck GoPros on the solar panels for the external views and are running low quality streaming to save the bandwidth for more important things like monitoring ship systems and life support. The schedule seems to indicate downloading the higher quality recordings and photos from inside the cabin in around nine hours so they won't get released until tomorrow at the earliest.
>>532580205Reentry will be a nail-biter since Artemis I's heat shield was more fucky than expected and whatever changes they made will be unproven. They even tweaked the planned route so they reenter at a safer angle.
>>532580383They're having a meeting about the flyby imagery from Houston with the crew tomorrow morning.idk when their DL data/images will be made public (presumably soon after NASA has their meeting)
>>532580414Re-entry is always a nail biter, but yes the issues with Artemis I hs are eyebrow raising
I'd just like to say I wish everyone the best.
>>532580317This mission will be remembered just for the toilet desu. Must smell like hell in there. Probably worth it to them, though.
>>532580637
>>532578601>The only people who have touched the moon are Americans and CanadiansKek imagine not being Canadian or American lmaoooo
nice bait
>>532580643>Currently doing clean-up activities
It's over isn't it.
>>532580055>>532580637>>532580707Typical homos in generals.This general is only still usable because there are still random people not using this containment general as a general but a random thread, once this ends, this place will be unusable.
>>532580632I thought take-off was typically more dangerous than re-entry, but after looking it up, it looks like it's the opposite. The launch phase has an active escape system and the landing phase does not. Rough, I hope they'll be okay. Would be pretty shitty if they ended up dying on Earth during an otherwise successful mission to the moon. >>532580220There are too many low effort threads here desu
>>532580414Well, it just has to work once...That caught up with the shuttle.
>>532580055no Im still here bro
>>532580643You can get used to electrical.burn smells but shart not so much.Uh oh stinky?>The toilet on board the Artemis II spacecraft has reportedly broken down again, leaving the four astronauts on board with no working bathroom on their return to Earth.>According to a source speaking with the Daily Mail on Monday, the toilet on board the Orion capsule has stopped working - a problem that has plagued the space flight since Artemis II launched on April 1.WHO WILL SHIT THEIR PANTS FIRST?Smelly if true...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15710785/artemis-ii-toilet-breaks-space-crisis.html
>>532579503>distance to Earth increases>distance to Earth decreases>it's all the same
>>532580055After this final four game and a fap
>>532581512>NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover and Christina Koch, and Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen will reportedly now have to switch to a diaper-like alternative for the remainder of the trip back to Earth.
>>532580055>>532581631coming up
>It is unknown if the problem with the capsule's toilet will be able to be repaired for the turd time.
>>532581777>get to wake up to moonkinobased
3 days, 21 hours, and 32 minutes until splashdown.
>>532581883Get ready for re-entry doomers
>>532581919we've had launch doomers, translunar injection doomers, toilet doomers, dark side doomers
:D
>>532581777i think my timeline is scuffedthey are preparing for a VIP PUBLIC AFFAIRS EVENT (TRUMP)
trump will speak to the astronauts alert
RUBIO NEW MISSIONTHIS IS MORE DIRE THAN APOLLO 13
>>532582111oh dear fuck
>>532578867She's jacked. I caught her working out on stream the other day.
Lel what a time to be alive
>>532582111Checked, and they're talking now
>>532582378kek we truly are living in the moment
what's victor thinking
>>532582496LEL
DID U SEE ANY DIFFERENCE
>>532582496>shitters clogged>drumpf>whiteman done snag the last of the brisket
>leaf astronaut ready and willing to defectkek
Bros I'm getting the impression some of these astronauts don't really like Trump
TRUMPSCARE
>>532582693Everyone on Earth hates Trump just as much as they did in 2015.
Imagine going all the way to the moon only to still be reminded that Trump exists.
>>532582496>mfw lil donnie brings up the space force again
I'm impressed with this crew.
Hang up with grampa and go back to taking pix
>>532582741At least he didn't say anything retarded.
>>532582831agreed all 4 are top tier
what would /pol/ do with a 40 min comms blackout?
>>532582831>I'm impressed with this crew.They've really been great examples of the best of us, working hard and accomplishing something great
so what was the weird noise that came from Trump's mic during the awkward silence
>>532582831I thought it was just DEIslop at first, but after looking it up, they actually do have the qualifications. Only the leaf is inexperienced.
>>532582885They seem well matched for each other as a mission unit too.
>>532582998>Only the leaf is inexperienced.I think he was chosen just for that jawline
we never went to the moon, a buddy of mine who built the rocket said it crashed into the ocean.You guys are being played.
>>532583192tell that fag in the mirror to take his meds
>>532582496>you're gonna love the trip to mars>toilet also doesn't work
>>532583192>a buddy of mine who built the rocket said it crashed into the oceanYoure friends with Apollo Creed?
>>532582744Yeah, Trump made some bad moves bringing up his political games. These people are too smart for the circus acts
>>532582983Wank, name the jews, scream GET THIS NIGGER OFF THE SPACE PLANE.
>>532582496
Isaacson is talking to them now
>>532583192My grandpa helped design some of the minor systems for Apollo. Air temperature control stuff I think
>>532583400>in space you can't even use the toilet
>>532583505>My grandpa helped design some of the minor systems for Apollo
>>532583576>>532582575>>532582530
>>532583192>anon gets played>thinks it's everyone else who got played
>>532583146He was the most White leaf by looks for sure?
GOVERNOR OF THE 51ST STATE
They're answering questions.>Q: What are some words that come to mind from the experience?A: Main word, humility. We would never be here if so many hadn't come before us.>Q: During the quiet moments when you no longer had contact with Earth, what were your thoughts?A: We were so busy with the science and we had such faith with mission control that we were at complete peace. We were just giddy in here. A: We had maple cream cookies.
Christina hyping the photos they took. UPLOAD THEM ALREADY
>>532584191the eclipse photos are supposed to be incomprehensibly awesome
How come the reddit science crowd doesn't seem to be interested in this? Is it because SpaceX is Elon?
>>532584191they will use the 6mbps downlink for that as soon as the highest possible definition video/audio to the president and media is done relax
>Imagine believing this fake and gay missionHas America planted a flag on the moon in the 21st century?
>>532584239>incomprehensible awesomeDo you have any peer-reviewed studies proving this?
>>532584269/pol/ doesn't even seem interested, after they actually flew around the Moon
>>532584269There's nothing about this flight that's SpaceXI don't know why they wouldn't be interested
>>532584278kek to be fair 6mbps can downlink a high res image in 1 second, so, yknow, you're right, where are the fuckin pics nasa
>>532584287minecraft?
>>532584287>never been on the moon>plants their flagEmbarrassing.
>>532578601Im in this picture :)
>>532584337I think people are too demoralized and focused on the Trump/Israel/Iran war stuff to pay attention to this. It's a big acheivement, but our society has lost its faith and its hope.
>>532584269elon isn't involved in this, in fact he is fucking seething and has said nearly nothing the whole 5 days of the mission so far because he is getting dabbed on so hard. Also one of his rocket engines blew up today. >>532578741
>>532584269Nasa is supposed to consneed to spacex for the landing portion but bozo is still in the mix for competing for that job?>NASA is proposing SpaceX Starship now handles translunar injection (TLI) propulsion and the full landing role, while SLS/Orion is limited to LEO only.
did any of them post here yet? what flag shows up when they post from space? israel?
>>532584426I guarantee you more people are watching the National Championship game right now than even know the Iran war is happening.
>>532584269It doesn't map onto the trump bad/iran and china are winning narrative so it gets ignored.
>>532584426This mission is the only thing our government has done that isn’t retarded in well over a month.
>>532584269They arent? First thing I see is moon stuff. Anyway reddit is just a chinese drone hive so I guess stuff like this would get lost.
>>532584484Oh, so this is the reddit cope?Thanks.
>>532584582The nerdy white dudes who used to love this shit have all checked out of society.
>>532584680I can't stop seeing doge
>>532580099Explain the Southern Hemisphere
>>532584689>reddit isn't interested because its spacex>reddit is interested because no spacex?which is it now? actually who cares. go back there "anon"
>>532584426feels-wise, I'm overall in that boat too.Despite that, watching the flyby today has actually remoralized me; seriously. I'd given up on the space program, and didn't even know until last week that an actual manned lunar mission was onthe menu. (Stopped following the SLS / Constellation / Orion a decade ago)>>532584626agree
>>532584895SpaceX is involved in the Artemis missions. The rest of your post was some weird head cannon.
>>532584711Looks even better there, kek.
>>532584697vidya and DEI sucked us in and pushed us out respectively, but we out there
>>532584426I ask how it's happening now.Random nerve spasm of a dead empire?54 years of plans and canceled plans, too much sunk cost for *something* not to happen? Monkeys and typewriters situation? This is most likelyVietnam distraction tactic again?
>>532581984The best thing about toilet doom is that it’s not fatal, just oh oh stinky
>>532584961are you talking about the HLS which hasn't been built let alone tested yet?
>>532578669You think they all ran train on her to make history? Furthest and most expensive gangbang in history.
>>532584680What are those different colors anyway? Different compositions, but which ones?
>>532584960Being demoralized about Iran is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Those Muslims wouldn't piss on fire to put you out, and those decrepit mullahs were funding the multitude of raghead terror attacks in the West over the last 20 years.Next time you feel like a demoralized faggot, remember that they blew up a bunch of little girls at a fucking Arianna Grande concert, among many other attacks.
>>532585048>HERE IS THEIR GIGANTIC MEAL PLAN>shitter breaks againFor 10 days a liquid diet would work.Or just crack the window quickly.
>>532585113I guess that's what they were describing on the stream?
>>532585113Any orange green and brown are volcanic glass
>>532584269Because it’s working it makes trump look a bit good because he pushed this stuff, also there’s a lot of universal positivity which means the normal psyop tactics don’t work
>>532585054Why can't NASA build the HLS?
Trump!
>>532585130>demoralized about Iran?? (never said that, and) The least by infinite magnitude what I'm demoralized about.(You) don't have a shred of a clue, do not get me started off topic itt, concernTroll.
>>532585344>never said thatYou said you were in the "same boat" (in regards to being demoralized about Israel/Iran). Whatever. This argument is gay. I just want to see the pics
>>532585134Opening the window does wacky things to attitude, the apollo 13 crew had puffy bags of piss floating around for days on the way back because they thought dumping piss would make piss jets that would doom them (in the end it was a miscommunication)
>>532584960Yeah, I heard about this pretty late in the game too. After this, I think I'll try to keep up with Nasa's updates a bit more. Artemis III kind of sounds like a nothingburger doe, it's IV and V that are catching my attention.
>>532578669Doom guy, on the right
>>532585408>"""same boat"""I said-posted : *feels-wise* I'm *overall in that* boatMeaning tl/dr : *****I KNOW WHY THEY WOULD FEEL THAT AND FEEL SIMILAR, IN FEELING****(demoralization about the *****OVERALL***** direction of global events; and AS I FUCKING ALREADY SAID, concernTroll: Do Not get me started way the fuck off topic from Iran and a gigaton of other stuff)Try shutting the fuck up next time
>>532585538Sounds like they have to figure out what lunar landing vehicle is going to be selected. For the upcoming slated missions
>>532585538>During preliminary reviews in 2011, the launch date [of Artemis II] was placed somewhere between 2019 and 2021, but afterwards the launch date was delayed to 2023. In January 2024, the mission was expected to launch in September 2025.[38] However, in October 2024, the NASA Office of Inspector General determined that the Exploration Ground Systems team had exhausted their time reserved for resolving any unforeseen issues, leading the office to determine that the September 2025 launch date would likely be delayed. In December 2024, outgoing administrator Nelson announced that the launch was delayed due to the months of engineering investigations into issues with the life support system and heat shield, but they were targeting a launch in April 2026.I hope Artemis III and IV aren't delayed for 6 years.
pure cinema
>>532585538>begin moon base construction How exactly are they going to do that?
>>532585710That's sort of the general impression I have gotten of NASA's beyond-Earth-orbit human spaceflight programs.(and as said upthread, part of why I'd stopped following it; I remember around the mid-2010s it was supposed to be prior to end of decade, that the first lunar flyby would happen. When it didn't, I gave up)
>>532585774Stop asking questions.
>>532583146hank hill? anyone?
>>532585844Getting rid of foreign spending and all fraud would have gotten us to Mars decades ago.
>>532586050>i don't want to go back...
>>532578669Soo its a 1 man mission with an additional babysitter and 2 toddlers ?
>>532586105Perhaps.Spending wise, we've got a lot more problems than even that (and the fraud)... don't get me startedRE: manned space exploration programs, I don't think it's in the technocrats'-Broligarchs' plans and hasn't been since the 1990s. Hence why it's been on the back burner for decades.Also just to note: a lot of planetary exploration can be accomplished in a low-res limited capability form with robotic probes. Depending on what your goal is. My understanding from watching some of the promos today and reading up on Artemis, is that the intention and objective is a 'permanent' manned outpost, sort of like ISS-on-Moon surface.
>>532586122kek>hatch emer releaseThat's an option?
>>532586258the least competent one so far (and he's still competant) has been the canadian believe it or not
>>532586258The leaf is an adult man, not a toddler, thank you very much.
>>532586317I believe it
>>532586354>>532586317I was talking about the DEI hires you niggers.
are the space niggas sleeping now or is there more planned shit?
>>532586407kek
>>532586465Tomorrow morning they have a meeting with Houston about the data-imagery gathered todayAfter that (or by time they splash down) we'll get to see downloads of the images in higher res
>>532586465Hold their peepee poopoo I reckon.
>>532586456There is nothing wrong with being Canadian.
>>532586456The nig is the pilot, so he's the man in your "1 man mission"
>>532586609Hence the babysitter role.
>>532586465https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/artemis-ii-overview-timeline-public-final.pdfnot sure i think they are uploading stuff hogging up the bandwidth atm.schedule has em down for FD05 MET 5h ~ "Exer Noise" (Exercise? but the panels arent wobbling)maybe toilet maintenance. Mentioned before the trump event. off-comms so the media jews won't bully them. last i heard on the calls toilet is NO-GO
>>532586561sweet. I hope the images from the solar eclipse turn out well enough, the descriptions from Victor and Reid made it very compelling.>>532586588lockheed gonna have to get their plumbing straightened out for the next launch that's for sure.
>>532586661He's a nigger. On a capsule controlled remotely somewhere in Houston. Jesus H Christ you goycattle are truly brainwashed.
>>532580124Great job but im old school so >TITS OR GTFO
>>532583146We had to throw a bone to Canada. We also had Airbus build the rocket even though SpaceX has better rockets than them.
>>532586683FD06* rather. MET +00 is day 1
>>532586683NASA admin Isaacson, had some crowdsource questions for the crew, they mentioned solving the toilet issues "for future Artemis mission crews" as being one priority.
>>532586852>stress test a spaceship>colon forgotten
>re-entry/splashdown t- 3d 20h
>>532587081Neat
>>532586750Theres over a billion africans, a few of them will have 120 IQ at least. Just because he isn't the best pilot for the job and was picked for "diversity" reasons doesn't mean he's going to be a blathering retard lmao. And this is from someone who doesn't want a single african to live permanently in the UK
>>532587081>This is video from the return flightHOUSTON THE MOON IS CHASING US
When can I use the toilet?Depends!
>>532587345>>>/wsg/6124444
>>532579383>>532579611AI is a braindead nigger because it tried to say they both saw "the far side" for the first time but what it fails to actually say along with the NASA tweet is that the Artemis II crew has seen NEW REGIONS of the far side which Apollo 8 did not. It's a distinction which somehow nobody, not even AI, can fucking write out properly the first time.
>>532579042>pic: when you try to play roulette on 4 tabs of LSD
>>532587105rolling for TAD
>>532586750Lmaoing at any sense of superiority you feel over this guy who is vastly more intelligent, experienced, and educated than you
>>532587105They are setting a reentry speed record as well I think, God speed.
>>532586683>not sure i think they are uploading stuff hogging up the bandwidth atm.i knew ittroubleshooting microslop now
"check the C drive for downlink""We copy."
I gotta head to bed. If someone's interested, they can bake next. Hope we get some awesome pics. It was a fun day moonbros, happy late Easter.
>>532587678idk why people make posts like that. It's a combination of the Dunning-Kruger and actual fr schizophrenia, or something
>>532586561really wish they shared more photos in real time
>>532587311/Nu/pol truly sucks ass. Yes a single nigger out of a median of 60-80IQ will have somewhat human-like brain. This is how some loser got sympathy for these 2 centuries back. 120 IQ is highly insufficient and not really a marketable on its own for operating spacecraft. For the sake of argument you have indians that operate multi billion IT infra, they get the job done, for a dime. Now if you ever had to work with one of these you would know everything runs on a thread and there is ALWAYS someone at the back to extinguish fires, thats always a perpetual thing. Whats marketable however is having prior combat aircraft experience, which for the US (and UK for that matter) means a heavily subsidized DEI element for the respective air force. Now that being said, if you want to see how that goes, go visit /pig/. The US didn't lose that much aircraft since Vietnam and you know who's flying. Foids, niggers and pensioners.
>>532587844ty 4 bakes stemfren wilco
>>532587844checked, maybe some anon will bake tomorrow morning. That's when they're having the meeting about imagery
>>532578601Wait... They are not landing?..
>>532587844night moon bro, happy easter
>>532587945Three day journey back to Earth
>>532587945it's a PR stunt will nigger and woman
>>532586476You just laughed at a jeet joke.
>>532587678>>532587871
>>532588085>6 pbtidGet killed plebbitard 40-IQ Brainlet <---Remove yourself from the gene pool
>>532588023sore-rry eh
>>532588151Sincere apologies nigger/kike lover. Already past that point. This board went downhill after trump got elected 10 years ago. And to think this was an offshoot from the old gore infested /b/. You newfag probably never heard of rekt threads. Talking to you is like talking to an NPC. Like how old are you, 16 ? You a nigger ?
>>532587903I said at least. Again, he's not going to be the best pilot for this space craft, there'll be dozens far more capable. But there are enough africans in the world (and this guy is clearly mixed to some degree) that it's not unreasonable to think that statistically there's enough in the range for a 130-140 IQ technician with massive drive/ambition enabled by a very enabling DEI friendly institution, an entire multi-billion $ behemoth to help him reach the goal of being competent. The quality won't be the same but pretending there is no african in the entire world who couldn't with training and support be a decent pilot is taking it too far lmao. It doesn't led credibility to our argument if we take the piss to that degree. Isn't "an excellent black pilot is a unicorn's unicorn" enough? Why does it have to be "THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY A BLACK MAN IS CAPABLE OF DOING THIS ITS FAKE"? Why not "He's the best of 5 africans but there are 500 non africans who could do it and most of them could do it better"? P.S I've been "here" since /new/
TOILET IS GOwe are so back
>>532587919They need stop eating and upload more data!
>>532587945That will be Artemis IV in 2 years, assuming no delays
Did they play Sinatra while going around the moon
>>532588318Diapers averted?
>>532588296Hey can't argue with that. Then again this is also the reason West Europe is an indebted shithole nowadays.> Spend billions on niggers and arabs> Get minimal return just to prove a point> Get stabbed by a nigger or arab that failed to assimilate Congrats you've entered a post socialist jamahiriya , that's about to implode on its self.
>>532588410Not sure they had any music on stream?
>>532588502>No fly me to the moon while orbiting the moonWhat a waste
>>532578900checkedimagine just ripping a fat ass fart on there lmaooo
>>532588296You're also kind of falling into the globohomo trap by not recognising that the issue with forced racial integration is about the groups not the individuals. Acknowledging that there are a range of individuals, some of whom are competent, doesn't mean you have to deny that the aggregate of those individuals in the different groups will be different. We aren't talking about 500000 indian IT "professionals" causing fires that need to be fixed, it's one african. It's more like the 5000 female "flight control" thatll be the mediocre midwits that need their fires extinguished, not this one individual. There are certainly going to be weak links created by DEI but if there is able to be a single point of failure in the form of "We picked the 450th best pilot instead of the 1st because he's black" then allowing that role to be able to cause catastrophic failure so easily without 24/7 backseat driving would be a massive failure in itself. I'd say the legions of midwit females giving him conflicting emotional advice in a crunch situation are going to be a bigger danger than the 40% european DNA unicorn black man pressing the buttons. Elite white male pilots follow orders too
>>532588551The crew was mostly preoccupied with observations and photos, sadly the rest was cringe foid commentary instead of comfy tunes...https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM
>>532588454Yeah I agree it is utterly shit. Trust me, I am no fan of it, I just think we owe it to our peoples to be specific and honest and not feel the need to pretend we're the only ones who can ever do anything at all competently. We don't need to pretend everyone is 2x more retarded than they are to be proud of being good at things, when we can already prove they are retarded on average. The statistical aggregation is more than enough. The bigger issue is taking power back from the traitors so that we can actually use our talents more effectively, and pretending that unicorns don't exist won't help that
>>532578601The part where Trump called them was so cringe kek
>>532588914go to university college londonfind those deradicalization faggots who have been spamming our board for a decade and only making things worsesit them down and explain that you're in charge nowgodspeed anon
Fly me to the moonLet me poo among the starsAnd let me see what sheeeiiittt is like onA-Artemis and MarsIn other wordsWash my handIn other wordsBaby, reentryFill my shart with songAnd let me shit forever moreYou are all I long forAll I worship and adoreIn other wordsPlease, be trueIn other wordsGas the jews
>>532588914>>532588780Anon you've been here a while now. I've started to frequent this place around 2012 and the 1st time I went to /b/ and its schock value was around 2008. For the time I've spent here and all the shit I've seen and all the statistics I went trhough. All the shitposting and whatnot. The moment you give ground is the moment you lose. Yes, individualism is good. And it sets a precedent for some (((people))) to flood your country for their personal benefit. 2 days ago I moved away from the capital and back to my small home town. Turns out local Uni made a deal with the state of India for a student exchange program, saw some mudshark bring her pet back from god knows where and a neighboring business is building their own accomodation for some mystery meat that will work on minimal wage. All because someone said "hey you know we can possibly root out the bad ones, get some state funding and pay less than what the locals want". Nobody voted for this or asked for this. Somebody potentially compromised the security of my home, and potentially put my wife and toddler in harms way, without batting an eye because somebody paid them. No offense to the good migrant workers or the 40% mutts out there. But this is old country, not your science project. And if somebody asks why am I posting this here, gotta ask myself. Whys is this POS thread on a politically incorrect board in the first place ? Go spam >>/sci/ where this garbage belongs.
>>532588278>hurr durr muh ennnpeeecee muh gorerekt durrrP muh drumphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhat's hilarious is that you're getting flattened by a truck tomorrow, illiterate brainlet subfilthfuckin kek
>>532587996that's when the image was posted not when it was taken>>532580099
>>532589744Seethe harder faggetPic unrel
>>532589738>walloftext 9 pbtid Bulgaria flagCry more, illiterate brainlet>politically incorrectCry more. and more subfilth illiterate IRRELEVANT piece of Shit.Keep whining (You) fucking pathetic nonhuman piece of dreck. kek
>>532589814>Bulgaria flag 10 pbtid illiterate nonhuman pestilence infestation
>>532589830>>532589871Seethe harder, you double posting nigger.
>>532589942>11 pbtid Bulgaria flag will be decapitated in a traffic incident this week>'m-muh double post'Fuck (You) subfilth dilating gaped pestilence.Bulgaria, keklel
>>532578601They used engines from 60x and not landing to the moon.Amerimuts can be proud.
piss spray imminent
wastewater dump upcomingstand by
Here it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4
>>532590055You had to google this in your own language didn't you ?
>>532590173>12 pbtid irrelevant illiterate BulgariaFilth still maldingGet OFF OF MY BOARD.
>>532590171congrats you posted a link in the OP, illiterate
By all means, please do help me derailt this thread with irrelevant shit. lol>>532590222Cry, seethe and dilate more. You soft gentle faggot
When will China do their own manned mission?
>>532590262Yes because that's what's going to show the upcoming event brainlet, I copied it from there without OP #
BLUE
Imagine the view of the galaxy they got while in the dark. Must have been uber kino
>>532590274>derailt[sic]Thread is over as are the day's events. Nobody cares about your late arrival illiterate brainlet filth, trigger yourself all the way to 300 nobody her gaf
>>532590303Never, you can't hide accidents.
>>532590433Yes
>>532590375Lol you really had to explain yourself didn't you. How did that make you feel? Did your circumcised little pecker get hard off this ? >>532590440For someone whos trying to get in touch with science and space flight, the concept of time zones flew past you. Its really entertaining for me. Thanks little monkey.
>>532590534I need to watch this still
>>532590580he's right that the "day" is over though, crew going to sleep soon.
>>532585275Whatever else you might think of him, Trump has been pretty consistently good on space stuff. He set up the Space Force, established the Artemis programme, set NASA on the road to future stuff on Mars as well as various other things.
>>532590580>more brainlet illiterate incomprehensible upchuck from Bulgaria-nobody-gaf 14 pbtid gigamald
>>532590600It's a fun ride.
>>532590628I don't care. I came here to shitpost about DEI on a general that's on the wrong board. But apparently jannies don't do their job. How the hell is this little science project relevant to world politics ? Its not like there's a space race. This board really went to shit.
>>532590710Ywnbaw seethe harder пeдaл
>>532590783i suppose but it's better than BBC spam threads and "Well, pol?" threads, is it notand /sci/sfg gets a containment thread for the tourists and DEI-shitposters like you and me, rightit aint that serious
>>532590783>>532590809>'muh jannies' 16 pbtid Bulgaria brainletCry more. kek
>>532590783Do you enjoy being such a miserable person at all times?
>>532590864>it's better thanyes but it's also a worldwide current event = /pol/Events, whether or not directly 'political' or 'correct' can still remain here categoricallyMost of the culture-war trash beloongs on /bant/
>>532590783>How the hell is this little science project relevant to world politics ?ask the orange man who called in to congratulate the crew
>/sci/fwiw their threads over there didn't hold a candle to the series of /pol/ Artemis II threads here today
DEItemis/thread.
>>532590884You must be new here. >>532590944I always knew your politics were bad, but man the snake cult for this guy is just incredible. He will say something really stupid and irrelevant, then that shitty ptg will get spammed fast.Also the other fat fuck can SEETHE HARDER
what do you know about my politics lol
>>532591214>'politics'That's not what this board is, bulgaria-brainletIt's current world events, in a politically incorrect marinadeAll its ever been
oh, like, my cuntry in general's politics?yeah
>>532591262Oh my bad, should've been more explicit. US politics. Also for the fat nigger that keeps calling me illiterate. I work for a US company and all my colleagues are from NA. I took a highly paying job from your market, selled myself for a dime and still managed to make more cash than the average american.
>>532591429nice, ask for a raise though don't sell yourself short europoorbro.
>>532591397Yes>>532591348No. Pol was an offshoot from /b/, in an attempt to move all political discussion and separate it from the gore and feces. Both boards have nothing in common iwth what they really were.
>>532591482I am not. I am at 85-90 percentile in terms of salary. If I want more I need to stay here for maybe at least a couple of years then get a 100% salary increase (again) or move b2b. Though I appreciate the security (which is a joke in this market but still).
>>532591429>18 pbtid illiterate bulgariankek, lay off the donuts Fatso that diabetes ain't gonna get any better. Can you see your feet when you look down? Many such casesNot an ounce of fat on me, all sinew and muscle.It's pathetic (You) thought after running out of ammo it was time to accuse me of being """"fat"""" well you picked the wrong /pol/ anon because I'm the vast exception not the rule on this board.Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>532591491>Pol
>>532591559yeah. ive had to pivot to vibe code expert for my position. not sure what you do but assuming something tech. amazingly, even with these new tools brainlets who never read docs and manuals still do not read outputs or write remotely decent slop prompts, so, i'm not super worried myself(if i can get away with rambling at bump limit off topic in arguably off topic thread)
No need to accuse you for facts. I did say previously I started around 2008 with being a regular around 2012 on both b and pol. >>532591724Moved to devops from an infra role. Well we do platform mostly, but my coding sucks as of now, but the clanker can get clogged up real fast so I usually end up re-applying and fixing things on hand.
Also google enrolled recently a tool that writes proper prompts from slop. Well if you feed it shit it will still be shit. But that minimises impact to a degree. Even on paid models, you need to know what you're doing otherwise this becomes a detractor instead of a multiplier in terms of quality and performance.
>>532591889humble brotip, tell your clanker to split things into "small focused functions" (easier to read/maintain) and have it write log messages. you can feed those logs back into it to debug easier if somethin goes wrong. depends on situation/usecase though.>>532592090i see. google avoider here. but i find that it helps to say "clanker write me a prompt to xyz" and then review/amend the output of that, before feeding your amended slop prompt as an input into yet more slop output. not that this has fully gone away, but I miss when coding was more strictly logical and syntactical and not "how cleverly can you natural language into an LLM" magicanyway cheers
>DSKY>Apollo Guidance Computervgh. sovl
STAGING>>532592728>>532592728>>532592728crew sleepin', inb4 archive but the mission goes on
>>532592788checked and thanks anon, you're a hero
>>532592311I already do that(separate sessions), but thanks. I really want to use anthropic's stuff, but company policy constraints leaves us with google and copilot... I don't want to touch copilot even if my life depends on it. I'm mostly an infra guy so the old methodology would mean I would have to properly and thoroughly go through docs and whatnot until I can write production ready code. Which is a timesink the company can't afford. Then again "Claude write me X. Do not make mistakes" is horrid and there is no middle ground. So I usually end up doing both, with the clanker code being spat out on bulk, which is as I said, is moderated afterwards. Which is bad on its own as its easy to miss out on the logic and make mistakes. And not to mention that degrades my capability to write stricter syntax. Anyways cheers.
Im not a moon landing denier, in fact i have no opinion on whether its true or not. But why arent they trying to spot where they planted the flag? Or did they remove it after planting in the 70s?
>>532593094Most of the observation and imaging they took during the flyby yesterday was of the dark obverse side of the Moon. Not anywhere the Apollo landings occurredRE: previous Apollo missions, see picrel---->>532579611those missions didn't visually see as much of the Moon's surface because of low-altitude orbitsRE: the six Apollo landing site locations, those have been extensively imaged by probes and orbiters (of many different nations not just the U.S.) such as the LROhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Reconnaissance_Orbiter