THIS IS THE FINAL HAPPENING. MUST READ.https://x.com/limitlescobz/status/2040779554441076805
not my problem
>>532580215not sure about this, fellow third worlder, do you produce your own food, energy and shit? if no, good luck, you will need it
>>532580098Two weeks?
>>532580098>80M people>refugeesHow are they going to even reach other countries if they have no water, food, gas even for the trip?
>>532580098God will punish Iran and there's nothing you can do about it, mudslime.
Nothing will happen. The average Joe thinks the war is over and Trump is going to keep it that way
>>532580098>AI generated slop twitter postWon't readFuck off
>>532580443>muh moo-slimsFuck off child murdering faggot, go attach a millstone to your neck and jump
>>532580098Gay, nothing ever happens
>>532580098Based af.Good luck, faggots.
>>532580098https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds&ra=m
>>532580098>https://x.com/limitlescobz/status/2040779554441076805>ICC war crimes investigationloving every laugh
>>532580443Punish them for what?
>>532580433They won't, they will all be killed for pulling that stunt.
>>532580098tomorrow's not good for me, plz reschedule
>>532580443
>>532580589When all the arab populations revolt and overthrow their degenerate dictators, and Israel is now surrounded by 100% hostile neighbors, what then? You think these people who despise israel and their puppet governments are going to have no food and no water and no air conditioning and NOT riot?
they dont have the munitions to take out the whole grid and grids can be repaired quickly, dumb glowies cope and seethe, muttmerica lost
>>532580733>When all the arab populations revolt and overthrow their degenerate dictators, and Israel is now controlling 100% of its former hostile neighbors, what then?
>>532580098lol. How delusional do you have to be to think this? None of this shit is going to happen. Here's what is really going to happen: Trump is going to make a post tomorrow afternoon saying that he had a "great talk" with Iran and that they reached the beginnings of a "preliminary deal", so the strikes are off. That's it. Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
>>532580662You really are a retarded migger who should kys.
He will bomb a sub station and go "look what i can do but because i'm nice, this will serve as a warning! thank you for your attention to this matter!"
>>532580098ACCELERATE>ACCELERATEACCELERATE>ACCELERATEACCELERATE>ACCELERATEACCELERATE>ACCELERATEACCELERATE>ACCELERATEACCELERATE>ACCELERATE
rolling for 80 million dead nuslim8
>>532580816I agree to a point but he's also furious because the uranium op went so poorly.
>>532580098>iran>cyber attackLmao why does anyone take these Twitter retards seriously ?
>>532580098Aight I'm buying a ton of rice tomorrow lol
>>532580098Don't worry I read that they pushed the deadline back again. This time Trump is saying it will be in 336 hours or they will face annihilation.
>>532580098>Social media is even more insufferable because> it's all AI generated I want off this train
>>532580098>Here's my retarded fanfic on what could happen!Don't care
>>532580098>pic related
>>532580098Here is your daily reminder no happening post that has come with a hard date and/or time has ever come true, ignore these posts and move on. ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ
>>532580619denying the divinity.
>>532580098>No third extensionHe hasn't checked the cafeteria menu, it's TACO Tuesday.
Nothing ever happens and if you think something ever happens you are a fucking nigger.
>>532580589I don't really see the argument for NOT blowing up all of kharg island and every other port facility that Iran has.
>>532580098Why did you use AI to write that?
Possible. Not probable. Gas could certainly go to 12. Fuel is precious and a time where it is treated as such is important so the public understands it's true value. Transportation especially trucking can be given tax incentives to offset costs, for larger companies it will keep them afloat. If China can't ship widgets they will take steps to ensure they can. War crimes, it's an operation so that point is moot. Rest discounted because of that point.
>>532580098Also this is 100% retarded. The US will never even see 10 dollar gas. Asian countries will be hurting but it won't be that quick. This guy is actually retarded. Please mods ban Twitter screenshot threads for the love of God.
>>532581212Energy would go up, inflation would go up, AI would start failing and stock market would probably make the great depression look like the global financial crisis.
Op made a tranny post.No energy they're operating depots, fuel generators, some might be inaccessible. Most the majority are also bombed. Take fuel away. What retaliation have they got? Charge?
>>532580098>muh legitimate targetsAmerican terrorists in reality just bombed Irans universities and massmurdered young women instead, to top off last months murder of women sports teams and girls schools
>>532580098so how many "screencap this" BS have we seen at this point that turned out to be complete garbageunderstand this, they lose nothing, it's just a random anon account that cost 0 to create and spam any BS imaginable
>>532581277>The US will never even see 10 dollar gascalifornia already has $8.
>>532580433I'm sure some Israeli NGOs will get them all over to europe
>>532580098His timeline is accelerated.It's going to take months for the global food crisis to hit though prices will rise before that.It won't be till after this growing season that the food crisis will really start to hit and food prices will really spike.
>>532581398>American terroristsoh, anon...
>>532580619Something to do with Nebuchadnezzar?
$200 on day 5? That'd be something alright.Rolling for nothing ever happens
>>532581419>growing seasongreenhouses have existed for thousands of years, anon.there is no such thing as growing season.we have entire warehouses bigger than entire farms.not to mention the <redacted>now sit back, relax, and grab some snacks.we're gonna enjoy this last day.
>>5325814068 bucks for diesel dumbass
>>532581477Notice how nothing ever happens?
>>532581555It's happening
So when do i have to stop going to work
What's this thread about again?
>>532580453This 100%, glad it's become so easy to spot at a glance.
This nigga thinks something is going to get in the way of sportsball
>April 20
>>532581520>there is no such thing as growing season.Why are Americans like this?No one can be this stupid.
>>532581406The national average will never be 10 dollars. California isn't even a state in the US, it produces jack shit except goy slop and money laundering for the pedo elite. At most we will see another 15% increase as per supply and demand but the national average will never be 10 dollars or higher. We have far more oil than we need and are still importing a fuckton from Canada. Asia and Australia, Africa are fucked, and europe will be bleeding out its ass. But the US is fine. Good luck getting food in Africa in 2 years lol
>>532580098GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>532580589Your oil is privatized you dumb mutt. You will still pay more when it gets more expensive
>>532580098where's the part where he cucks out
>>532580098kek imagine believing we're still going to have midterms. don't you see where this is headed?
>>532581663>April 20
>>532580589>USA now produces oil They will still charge you $15 gas, dumb goy lol.
>>532581586It's eerie, I was this close to roll for something happening, but at the last second I changed it. I do want something to happen but fate has a way of throwing it in my face when I ask for something to happen. Pretty clear sign here not to mess around with tempting fate. I want to laugh on my little anime image board, not go into a recession.
nukes and UBI when?
>>532581686are... are you really this retarded, anon?there's no way you think we still have growing seasons.maybe in the 51st state, but we get the same produce year round here in the real and only country on earth.
>>532580098finally, Trump solves global climate change and JUST STOPS OIL, I hope everyone starts calling him Captain Planet
>>532581702don't post word salad again.
>>532580098Oil schizoposting has peaked, MARKET SELL OIL I repeat MARKET SELL we're going to see a nothingburger and it's going to tank
Donald here. Patriots after tomorrow night we can put all of this behind us. I am nuking the sand niggers, blowing the dams North of Tehran, and blowing up Kharg Island. The sand niggers will be drinking camel piss and be glow sand niggers. Our brave lads will stand on the walls at the border of Sand Nigger land and shoot the zombies as they come over the wall. It will be paradise and big game hunters will be given licenses to go into Iran and shoot sand niggers for their trophy cases. We are making Iran great again. DonaldOh just fuck the OP and the dick he sucks. The referenced material was written by a tranny and paid for by Hillary Clinton while Bill was fucking a dog in the bathroom. Disgusting subhuman trash.
>>532580098interesting that this rounds up to exactly two weeks
>>532581973Look Paco just because you're a spic who can't read english doesn't mean what I said is word salad. It means you're retarded and filtered. Stay mad
>>532580098>all these things are totally gonna happen. You'll see....YOU'LL SEE.Yes, yes, thats a nice little LARP there.
>>532581957
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KljQ2YcWyOs
>>532582117>what I said is word saladi know.that's why i said don't post it again.
>>532580098If Iran starts acting like too much of a nigger the world will start turning against them.
>>532580098Fuck do it already you fuckin faggots holy shit. If nothing happens this "war" is confirmed fake and extremely gay
>>532580448>Nothing will happen. The average Joe thinks the war is over and Trump is going to keep it that waythere is a fatal, sad and very real lack of acknowledging how deeply, and irreversibly propagandized the average American isif you polled 100 Americans on the street and asked them>"do you think America has some alien-tech superweapon in basement level 99 at area-51 they are saving to fight Russia+China?? what about RODS-FROM-GOD™ space superweapons for "if it ever really cracks off"literally *ALL* 100/100 would reply "YES" unequivocally to that question. there would not be one single dissenting voice.not.one.Americans do not believe there is even the most remote fractional possibility of these absolutely imminent doomsday scenarios could even happen because of of this delusional fracture from reality they live in to prevent the first thoughts of *doubting the plan* from creeping in and contaminating their entire mind
>>532580098if this happens how will they administer the punishment to cheeto for this?
>>532580098Amazing how some people try to project their vision onto the world but it is kinda just fucked up and they are schizo (ACTUAL), need to take meds, go to therapy for an extended duration, AND find a good church.
>>532580098Trump will taco. He will make a few symbolic strikes and then issue another deadline
>>532580098
>>532580098World sanctions the US. demands end to middle east aggression. US goes into economic collapse. Riots nation wide lead to a march on DC. Congressmen build out of the Capitol building and strung up. Trump has a stroke and dies. Vance flees to Israel and abandons his poo wife, converts to judism. Chinese century begins.
>>532581949>in the real and only country on earth.Not aware of the world outside of America or even America itself, the majority of which has growing seasons.Which shouldn't surprise me considering you thought growing seasons didn't matter because we have greenhouses which account for less than 1% of all farming.
It's not too late to just bomb tel aviv.
>>532582205They aren't going to do anything except deny Europe and the US allies oil. Meanwhile accepting yuan as the de facto petrol yuan. You can expect the USD to lose some value while the yuan increases in value. Also the asian countries are all blatantly fucked unless they pay in yuan. Most SEA nations have at most 60 days of reserve oil. After that it's back to coal or having a mass panic
>>532582434Just ignore him or better yet filter him so you can'tbsee his retarded posts anymore. I see this clown on here all the time spreading disinfo and clogging up commentary so people don't talk about what is going to happen. It's possible it's just a hasbara bot. The more you talk about what's going to happen the more it freaks out when you speak about no no topics. He's also an anti silver and commodities shill
>>532580098Nope. Nothing ever happens.
its a little exaggerated but OP is probably right. we will see gas jolt to 8-9 dollars by next week.
>>532580098Joe Biden did this.
>>532580098fake and gaycyber attacks by iran? you mean ai generated gay porn? lol
>>532580098I can tell this is retardation by the first line already.Nothing will fucking happen. Trump is too impotent to carry out these threats. Iran is impotent in stopping the US. Both sides will eat some missiles and proclaim eternal hyper-victory like always, including AI videos spammed everywhere.
>>532582665USA USA USA
>>532580098All so us debt holders buy oil from us and not russia. usd will survive.
>>532580098nice larping faggot.
>>532582769the people he put in are extremist Christians they were telling the military this was about creating Armageddon for Jesus Christ's return. They are constantly telling Trump he is a god.its literally over
fag
Fake and gay. Everything will be fine.
>>532580098nothing will happen, usa will destroy the most insignificant bridge of iran and one generator maybe
>>532580286>fellow third worlderkek
>>532581555
>>532582434>he doesn't know what a greenhouse isyou're lost.
>>532582632now that's a wild conflation, anon.
>>532580098The middle easterners have been fighting each other for 2300 years and they each have prophecies about how the other's part of the middle east is going to be nuked by holy fire. Shit sucks, that's for sure. I feel bad for that area, if they finally succeed in glassing themselves then what? We just absorb the survivors and go into the future?
>>532580098Such a development would turn the entire planet against Israel. Therefore it will never happen. Netanyahu is stupid. But not that stupid.
Why do you "happening!" fags and accelerationists want the world to burn? Is nothing in the modern world worth saving?
>>532580619Being white
>>532580098None of this will happen. The Jews will reach peak profit in 1-2 days and then give both trump and Iran the go-ahead to end the "war".Everything returns to normal, except Jews are richer.
For all in tents and porpoises the middle east oil no longer exists right now, I don't see how it gets more worserer unless the Houthis' shut the red sea.
>>532580098Chatgpt ahh tweet. Fucking Massievly FAKE AND GAYYYYYYY
>>532583102>Why do you "happening!" fags and accelerationists want the world to burn?they're 15.
>>532583101>is stupidhe's jeeted.
Two more weeks
>>532583101No he is. But the rest of the planet is stupid too and will never blame jews for their crimes after the hocus pocus sacrificial spell they cast in WWII with the Holobunga
>>532580351no, 15 days
>>532583102When I was a kid the world seemed like a really bright and happy place. Smartphones did a fucking number on everyone though, the surrogate fucking brain. The thing about a phone with programs averaging about 70 IQ is that 70 IQ is enough to get by, and you don't even have to think anymore. Dystopia arrived in 2009, and it's been setting up shop and getting cozy ever since.How many people do you know? How many of those people are assholes? How many of those people would you piss on if they were on fire? Shit is so bad right now I don't blame the people wanting Mad Max future, just be careful what you wish for. Like holy shit have you been outside? Big box stores are so shit they lower property value so the businesses can scam tax revenue away from the cities. Everything Americans build is fucking ugly. Europe at least has some OLD cities that are beautiful and the people live there seem pretty happy. Here? Fuck man, we have freedom at least. If you have money and freedom life is good but fucking lonely.
>>532580286I'm on night mode so your flag looks like a Tranny Flag. Grim
>>532582987>TFW no third hand to hold my ciggy whilst I recline
>>532583102no
>>532582632>Just ignore him or better yet filter him
>>532580098Two more hours.
This all started because of the Nobel peace prize btw
>>532580098>TOMORROW - April 6, 8 PM-> Deadline expires.-> Trump already extended twice.-> Trump extends by another 2 days.
>>532580098Stop tickling my balls and telling me you'll let me cum.
yes of course, he forgot the alien invasion and return of jesus christ
>>532580098What can he see into the future?
>>532580098Stupid ass sensationalized subject headline to achieve what exactly? A smirk to yourself? Sad.
Digits and nothing happens
>>532583770you voted for Armageddon
>>532580098>CONSUME MY FEAR PORN!
>>532580816Won't happen because tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.
>>532580433Would they even leave? Firstly Iran needs warm bodies to throw at the problem so I doubt they'd let them leave. And also the Iranians are a proud people.
>>532580098Faggot i will bookmark this to tell you nothing ever happens2 more weeks
>>532583992Yeah, that's what I said, retard. Unless you consider another rambling Truth-post to be "something"
>>532580098Is it more socially acceptable to rape during an energy blackout?
>>532580098Digits confirm.
>>532581973lmfao what? shut the fuck up stupid nigger his post was right on the money, not your passive-aggressive bitch faggot reddit female attempt at a derail because you can't handle reading facts
>>532580098>laying out a detailed timeline of something happeningnothing happening confirmed
a day-off is a day off
Nothing ever happens
>>532580098>Actually Armageddon will take two weeks (and one day) to be complete once it has started.For fuck sake, would you get over with it already you fucking tease.Accelerate, God damn it, it's fucking boring.
>>532580098Nothing ever happens, retard
>>532580098>houthis close red seaLol.lmao even. Bab El Mendeb status: open.
>>532581843Yeah, just like the 25th amendment cope retards. IT IS TOO LATEI postulate this, If Trump came out tomorrow and said hey Christians I raped more cunny than Epstein and I worship Lucifer. They would do exactly what? Here’s my prediction for the midterms. Democrats win majority in House but magically by less than 1k votes the senate is 49/51 republican and peachmints go nowhere. And the professor Jiang shills will slink away when Trump nukes Iran. About the only way Trump leaves office before his natural death is if the nobody asks God to get him or a rogue ss agent goes mangione. Picture yourself as MTG the day people are openly threatening her children, she calls the president and he says, welp, sucks to be you” should have been more loyal. I find it ironic that some of the more schizo posts of the nobody turned out to be frighteningly accurate, up to and including possible alien disclosure all but confirmed by the president and congress. Better hope to God he is wrong about Trump being the AC. (pic related) is another prediction come true years in advance. Made when Biden was grinning about Trump’s Stormy Daniels trial.
>>532580098>ARMAGEDDON>and that armageddon sauce,... armageddon some moresome reno911 stuff I just can't escape
https://youtu.be/bNVcktiS6C4?si=1p1-fvengc0pgFwt
When should I head for the hills?
>>532582240I think it’s incredibly deluded to posit that with all of their skunkworks and black budgets, that the US does NOT have crazy weapons and technology ready to go for doomsday. It doesn’t have to be alien. Hell, all of the five eyes countries have them. This does not preclude Iran becoming an unwinnable clusterfuck like Vietnam with a damaging recession and this does not mean the US is always going to win.
>>532584712two weeks
>>532580098what a fucking moron GUYS THE SKY ID FALLING BOOKMARK THIS LIKE AND SHARE ™
>>532580098>Trump already extended TWICE. No more extensions coming.magafags actually believe this
>>532580098nothing ever happens
>>532583352if 0=1 then obviously 14=15
TACO
>>532580098Its not Armageddon. Insider here. I know what will happen. You can chekkkem for yourself.Tomorrow, in the 7 o'clock hour, with only moments to spare before the clock reaches the 8 pm deadline, Iran will come to their senses, realize what century it is, and their place in it, fully and totally surrender to the U.S., avoid their own destruction and live to see another sunrise in the sand.There will be no Armageddon on this day, doomsayers.
If this was coming there would have been 5 dirty bomb false flags by now.
>>532580098I actually do think something big is going to happen. It has to. What's more likely? Trump lets the IRGC make him look like a fucking pussy and he loses millions of his supporters while liberals laugh their asses off? Or he tells Pete to turn a small Iranian town into Hiroshima to elevate his messaging?
do i have to tap the sign?
>>532580215jesus is coming back tomorrow!
>>532580098PEDAL TO THE METAL!! FULL STEAM AHEAD!!ROCK THE CASBAH!!
Greta wills it.
>>532580098As if Iran isn't already trying cyber attacks. What a bunch of shit post pasta
That's bullshit but I believe it. Although,if Israel is destroyed and jews turned iinto pariahs again it will be worth it.
gas is $4.50 in KY, this cannot be sustainable for any amount of time
>>532580098This would be too consequential and life altering. Therefore this is not what’s going to go down.Nothing.Ever.Happens.
>>532580098Literally the dumbest shit I’ve ever read>Iran’s power grid gets anally raped, communications, logistics, etc, etc, etc get absolutely fucked>Iran still has the power to fend off Americas giant cockYou’re a fucking retard dude. When they ass blasted back to the Stone Age, they won’t be able to put up much of a fight. Even if they some how have reserves for generators for ALL the shit they’re going to need to continue the war, it’ll last a month at the most. We’ll win by attrition. They’re fucked.
>>532585417
>>532585808War. War never changes.
>>532586003What a fuckin retarded faggot
>>532585808Red fucked you.
it's gonna be very based if this is real, top tier global comedy, ww3 just for the memes lol
ARMAGEDDON begins when I GODDAMN SAY IT DOES
>>532587166Shut up troon.You can't have it both ways and just change your tune when it suits you.
>>532587341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZkAzeNvHbw
>>532587405I don't click links. Just say what you have to say or fuck off.
>>532580956Because people will take it seriously. Under 100iq and emotionally compromised people. I will believe it when it actually happens.
>>532584015Lol. Lmao. Iranians are a lot like jews they think because they're ancient they must do everything they can to preserve themselves even unsavory shit
>>532581200Ha, based
>>532587493
>>532587272>ww3 just for the memesI second the motion lmao
>>532586003Lmao your picrel is a jeet with fake profile. Blue gods belong in the trash. The worship of cow shit belong in the trash. Jews belong in the trash. Tranny atheist belong in the trash.
>>532580098None of this will ever happen because Trump always makes threats and the pees on his leg. He ain’t gonna do shit.
>>532580098Nothing ever happens.
>>532580098Quick, someone give Iran nukes.
>Two More Weeks: The Thread
>>532581263Money is being used as a convenience for people to understand that there is no physical oil to supply demand at all anymore at $200 a barrel.
>>532580098But an ad
Get ))))Stepped Aside Raw((((.
>>532580098Armageddon out of here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX1ZCKJ67dc
"((((Yes Massa))))"
>>532580433Israel will build direct railway to Europe and feed them until they get there
>>532580816Then the US loses the middle East and Iran becomes a regional superpower
"((((I)))) ))))Obey((((."
Fuck off we are full!
>>532580443God isn't going to punish Iran for being sneak attacked during peace talks. He's going to punish you. I can't even believe how evil you burgers have become.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag9t15y7JwY
>>532580098>>532580453>pls like and subscribe for more doomer slop
>>532584776I used to believe this but no longer believe it now. Most of the defense budget is salaries, profit margins, and upkeep costs for the bases around the world. Someone may easily argue that the effective budget for weapons R&D is probably similar to china. Yes they probably have secret weapons, but it’s unlikely to be something as unbelievable as people think.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Chriswade%20W.%20Willcurseon/
>>532580098What's the tl;dr of this schizo babble
>>532580098As much as I wish it would happen Iran is far too weak to do literally any of that. What kind of retard would fall for this fake as fuck fear mongering? Ban all 1pbtids.
>>532580098Sure jan
>>532580098>entire list of ai generated bullshit>at the end he cant even bother with proper punctuation to match the ai
https://files.catbox.moe/rvbc9m.mp3
>>532580098Thank God it's happening in summer/spring.
>5252AgainRetardedMiga'ersAreGettingExtraDosesDeliveredOfNothing Ever Happens
Praise be to Hitler!
>>532583102nothing
>>532580098>Nothing happens.>Wait two weeks.>Nothing happens>Wait two more weeks>Nothing happens.>Wait two more weeks>Nothing happens.>Wait two more weeks>Nothing happens.k bro
>>532585808
>>532580286>do you produce your own food, energy and shit?Yes.
Chat Gpt is heaving a seizure
>>532580098just drop a neutron bomb there, win-win
>>532590669Buy the dip... I mean the DOOM
>>532580098You're saying that top GPD countries, are 100% reliant on Iran. That sounds false.
