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>>532584527This should be #750Next thread #751
>/pig/ trannies STILL haven't recovered from Jack Murphy buck breaking themsad!
AMERICA IS FUCKED JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE>Net exporter status "has essentially no impact on the prices Americans pay at the pump," said Clark Williams-Derry, an energy finance analyst at the Institute for Energy Economics and Financial Analysis. That’s because gasoline prices are set internationally, so U.S. consumers inevitably get hit if the price goes up elsewhere, he said.>Even if the refinery mismatch could be solved, it’s not clear that the amount of crude oil the U.S. is producing today would cover the country’s entire needs.>The U.S. Energy Information Administration does not directly measure U.S. crude oil consumption, which makes it difficult to definitively answer this question.>However, the agency’s "petroleum product supplied" measure offers a rough datapoint.>Since January 2025, the amount of petroleum product imported to the U.S. has consistently been about 7 million barrels a day higher than the amount of crude oil the U.S. produces. That gap is roughly equivalent to the amount of U.S. crude oil imports, which provides support for this calculation.>"At the very least, I would not say that we produce more oil than we consume," said Hugh Daigle, a University of Texas-Austin petroleum and geosystems engineering professor.
Power plant day is tomorrow, don't forget to set your clocks back 10,000 years to the Stone Age.
>>532584527bro, he fucked up the numbering.>>532581104>i fucked up the thread #>should be #789
>JUST IN: US President Trump may delay attacks on Iranian infrastructure if he sees real signs of a deal, Axios reports.Orange retard desperate for an offramp
>>532584633Make it make sense without magic
>>532584654Could be 6 million. Nobody cares but autists.
>>532584527Nigger
>>532584669Failed uranium extraction mission. Pilot was already rescued/dead
>>532584651It’s funny how they cope >our fuel will be le cheap because we produce it domestically Um sorry sweaty the oil will be sold on the international market, state controls are communism. You will pay the same price as everyone else LMAO.
>>532584527
>>532584600Previous one said 748 so I went with that, my bad
>>532584669>>532584721he owns you
ARE WE WINNING?
>>532584736It's okay, the US refineries can process heavy oil!
how long do i have left to charge my nokia ngage qd?
Bad news guys, Hezbollah lost the Easter egg hunt.
>>532584721It is odd how silent he's been. both of them. Not even named yet or shown. Weird. You'd think the guys who cost us a billion would be interviewed to worship the US army for loving their goys.
>>532584747>>532584657>AxiosIgnored.
>>532584755Magic then?
>>532584527We Iranians have reached a breaking point, this is what happens when you are constantly lied to, raped, abused and exploited.I do not care what I am or what ideology it is, anything that kills the shia is good and useful.I want shia extermination.Despite hating islam, I hate shia more and I would even become a suni or ISIS fanatic if it meant that all shias would be exterminated and genocided from this world.There is nothing worse than being a shia.Every single ideology and mindset can improve given time, except shia.Shia is the most vile and disgusting and satanic cancer that this world has ever seen.Thank God for the Americans and the Israelis.Bomb our powerplants, bridges, water and oil.Use tactical nukes if necessary.We will rebuild once the shia are gone, the shia must be exterminated.
>>532582440SpiderKash status?
Hey guys i know what is iran's secret weapon :D if usa destroy their grid they will most certainly trigger it , and usa is done for ( literally) .
craped myself lying down, missed the last 20 - 30 minutes doing emergency repairs
>>532584721>Failed uranium extraction mission.I don't fully buy it, to extract highly radioactive material like that you can't just go in with some specops guys and load it on a plane.
>2020: Iranian general gets vaporizedOMG THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!>2026: Iranian general gets vaporizedWho did they get today?
>>532584761how high is the israel number? the REAL number
>>532584747>fake pump newsCheater.
>>532584849I'm waiting for the big desal hot in israel. It's. Is holding that as the you fuck with us we're doing it and Israel cant stop it. They will be done once that begins.
>>532584755Traitor spy, leaked the rescue operation and caused the death of american soldiers. Hopefully he will be put jail.
>>532584809>grrr i hate religion so much mrgrrr>Thank God for
why did these threads get co-opted by shareblue?
>>532584886Yeah I wobder why it failed...
>>532584809Most mentally sane Iranian
Home Depot got 4 new cardboard angels today.
>>532584886they has about 100 personnel on the ground.
>>532584883Two more weeks and the regime will fall, lolChievres airbase beaner. kill yourself
>>532584941I think it was more of a pentest or perhaps staging than an actual uranium extraction>>532584937kys
>>532584886Why do you think they fired a dozen different generals immediately before this happened? They probably looked at the plan and said “you guys are fucking retarded” then promptly got canned soviet style.
>>532585024>Lose a billion in planes for a pretenseLmao
>>532585024Yeah the US special forces do a lot of pretesting for missions and giving their playbook away. Saw it with the Maduro and Osama snatches. lol.
What would irgc even do if zognald dropped couple of nukes in tehran
>>532584651>>532584736Miggers really drank the fox news kool aid thinking they would be spared of the economic consequences
>>532585081Surrender probably lmao
>>532584926The God of religion always becomes a tyrannical idol. The ineffable God beyond human utterances remains pure and potent.
>>532585081Nooooooks are ancient cold war relics
>>532585104They are not real people.
>>532585081Take Israel back to the stone age probably lol
>>532584849tell us lil bro
>>532584752maybe read the thread>>532584421
>>532585110>Day 42 of the us cope and seethe smo
>>532585104When are you Germans going to kick the Americans out of your country?
It's over
>>532584752Yeah baker got it wrong >>532581104>>532582689
>>532584721is the failed enriched uranium extraction in the room with you right now?
So this UAE oil pipeline bypassing the Strait of Hormuz is now moot, because Iran just completely destroyed the starting point oil mega facility that pumped the oil."Habshan–Fujairah oil pipeline, also known as "Abu Dhabi Crude Oil Pipeline (ADCOP)", is an oil pipeline in the United Arab Emirates. It starts from the Habshan onshore field in Abu Dhabi and runs to Fujairah on the Gulf of Oman."
>>532584886Me either, but don't buy the mutts story. Maybe a rescue mission for an original rescue mission or 2 that got fucked up by the Iranians
So...Are hasbara/Eglin gonna spam their bots on here tomorrow, like they did a few days ago or worse?
>>532585049Very different situations, with Maduro they literally bought their way in.>>532585066When I say staging I don't mean pretense, I mean an early stage where you leave operators laying low and perhaps gear.
Oh no! Anyways...
Jack Murphy controls this thread
>>53258492010+ trillion $ will be wiped off in a day, a domino effect may get triggered
>>532584651Umm sweetie, you're forgetting the US controls Venezuela's oil now too.
>>532584886>>5325849865 stars on Google
So it looks like Iran is close to bending the knee before the deadline.
>>532585180Pretty much. Iran stopped most production in early 2020s so Saudi knew they could. Saudi has shown it has no idea how to handle shit.
>>532585081they didnt drop nukes on the taliban or iraq, why would they drop them here?
The jews in /pig/ and all around the world are working themselves up in a fervor at the idea of killing more innocent men, women, and children. After they do this we will see them disappear from the internet as they will then have to deal with the consequences. This behavior is much like a serial killer who gets into a uninihibited and ecstatic state as he kills his victim but then turns to panic and fear and anxiety as he now has to hide the body and all the evidence and be on the lookout for police.
I don't have a premonition so much as a quiet resignation that Trump will use nukes.Probably after >>532584920Though the Israelis might do it instead and save us (some) of the headache.>>532585081Go all out and make sure to drag the rest of us with them. Iranian samson option is going to be to just salt the sandy earth and guarantee that there's a global depression. Which was honestly also Israel's actual samson option - not nuking Rome or Berlin but rather guaranteeing that a billion or more die with their 6 million.
>>532585178>questioning the narrative, means you are le schizoReddit is down the hall and up your ass, faggot
>>532585187>Losing a billion in planes for early stagingLmao.
>>532585199bet he never craps himself lying down in bed
How are you going to celebrate Donald becoming Carter 2.0?
>>532585246>The jews in /pig/ and all around the world are working themselves up in a fervor at the idea of killing more innocent men, women, and children.Crazy to watch this play out unironically in real time
>>532584527When nukes?
>>532585280carter? more like crassus
>>532585187Meant for >>532585072>>532585049 I agree with. Hell, the French called it too. "Stop snorting so much coke" kekerino
>>532585247So what? There ris no munition that can be dropped that will stop it . None. Israel is basically set to be ruined as Iran does not rely on desalination. It'd like 3% of their water.
>>532585185Maybe, if you really think about it, all your losses are wins, maybe.
>>532585280>How are you going to celebrate Donald becoming Carter 2.0?Trump isn't worthy to lick the dirt off Jimmy's shoes
Jack Murphy should be invited to command an infantry brigade to storm Tehran
>>532584926I didn't say "I hate religion".Improve your reading comprehension.
BREAKING: US oil prices extend gains to $115.50/barrel, now up +110% since the December 2025 low.Inflation expectations are rising.
>>532584886>extract highly radioactive materialEnriched uranium emits primarily alpha radiation, which is easily blocked by your skin. The only real danger is that you might ingest or breathe in particulates from the material.A simple hazmat suit, and some sealable container to throw the shit into, and it's no more dangerous than picking up a lot of lead at that point.
>>532585156They just need to cut the internet cables lol, all AI data centers,major usa tech firms will get disconnected
>>532585110In your dreams subhuman
>>532585246Cry more you fucking loser. Serbs and slave morality, name a more iconic duo.
i think my favorite thing about /pig/ is the mena posters telling us cool things about their countries and especially the gulfies being able to give us live reports of attacks
>>532585304Israel and global jewery if it could be personified into one person would have to be jeffery dahmer. Dahmer had a long career as a serial killer and murdered lots of innocent people but eventually the law caught up to him and he was arrested and sentenced to death. The same fate will soon befall global jewery.
>>532585164Soon™
>>532585280I'll listen to "I can't do 55" while cruising at 100MPH in my Chinese electric car laughing at oilets
>>532585246they love committing genocide, and thanks to their golem they can stuff their mouths in it without consequences. sadly iran had to learn a valuable lesson that day, you don't oppose globohomo without speedrunning nuclear weapons. these are the ONLY insurance that works. this is why globohomo countries hate the shit and go spastic when a country outside their control gets a hold of nuclear tech. iran reacted too slow and now it's going to be genocided because of it.
>>532585370All uranium emits alpha.vthat's most of it. Enriched is certainly not just alpha you are thinking of depleted.
>>532585164Probably soon once we make a deal with IranAFD already talked about kicking out the mutts
>>532585379>India is cut off from the western internet
>>532584840https://files.catbox.moe/oi3mch.mp4
>>532585341Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
There was an American F-16 pilot named Scott O'Grady who got shot down over Bosnia on June 2nd, 1995. People knew his name. When he was rescued on June 8th, the President and military had press conferences the same day to celebrate. Why haven't we done the same and why do we still not know his name?
>>532585448And is the AfD going to win the next elections?
>>532585259uh oh schizo is having a melty
>>532585326>Just 700 more years of America and Iran fighting each other with no meaningful results
>>532585448not happening. eternal enslavement to the US and israel was your surrender terms in WW2
>>532585238Iraq was a quick successful war, where do you want to drop a nuke in Afghanistan, few of population centres that taliban don't give a fuck about or selecting mountains with lottery system.
>>532585405just world fallacy, you have no idea how worthless we are to these "people", they're more than happy to set the world on fire and rape all the wildlife for thousands of years just to ensure anglo-israeli jewish domination for ten more years. nothing is sacred
>>532585492Lurk moar, shill
>>532585414Third world pity party>yes we may lose, yes they may humiliate us, yes we may get our heads stomped in time after time, but at least we are the MORAL VICTORS
>>532585501>America is RomeNever talk about geopolitics or history ever again dumbass
>>532585484We've have always done press conferences.>https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/trump-seizes-rescue-downed-airman-recast-unpopular-iran-war-2026-04-06/This whole thing has psyop written all over it.
Reported strike locations in Jubail Industrial City, (https://t.me/RezistanceTrench/62816) Saudi Arabia. NASA satellite heat map highlights activity across the area.
>>532585280Back in Carter's day, Trump would've been impeached and thrown in prison in a heartbeat. We live in a failed system now
>>532585247nukes are just really big bombs they are not "I win" buttons
>>532583477Iran unironically got this from /pol/.To get to the Isfahan nuke research center (a mini city, not some isolated lab in the desert) from Kolah Qazi, one has to cross a densely populated region for about 10 km picrel.Clandestine ingress to Isfahan nuclear site is only possible from northeast, if at all.
asking for a friend, what is the best plan for a world starving event?
>>532585531It's their cope when they run out of arguments. They all use the same playbook.
>>532584527Thought that was a Skeksis for a moment.
>>532585600Just really big bombs that leave nuclear fallout behind
>>532585484Because you've been mind-raped by the modern internet to expect news to break within seconds on twitter. Paul Virilio spoke about this.
>>532585570Its just a shitpost my guy
>>532585602Everybody is saying it you retard. Because it's so obvious. Imagine trying to go against natural instincts? Lmao.
>>532585608Exactly. /pol/ is a pro-schizo board
>>532585661we've detonated over 2000 nukes in testingain't so bad
>>532584653BRIDGE DAY MUBARAK
>>532585603Take the vargpill (permaculture and optimizing your body for survival with little food).
Donald here. Patriots after tomorrow night we can put all of this behind us. I am nuking the sand niggers, blowing the dams North of Tehran, and blowing up Kharg Island. The sand niggers will be drinking camel piss and be glow sand niggers. Our brave lads will stand on the walls at the border of Sand Nigger land and shoot the zombies as they come over the wall. It will be paradise and big game hunters will be given licenses to go into Iran and shoot sand niggers for their trophy cases. We are making Iran great again. Donald
The US is fighting to open the strait that was closedBecause of noncompliance to a deal they tore upTo reinstate a Shah they helped depose
>>532585414If we continue with the serial killer analogy we can note that serial killers may be able to kill for long periods of times, decades even but all of them eventually become emboldened by their success and become more reckless and don't do the work necessary to cover their tracks and hide evidence. All that we have seen from jews and israel in the past 2.5 years is emblematic of this. First the gaza genocide gave them a taste, then the fall of assad gave them another tatse, then venezuela, and now iran. But this time the iranian victim was able to escape as the jewish serial killer tried to murder them and can now inform the authorities (in this case mankind and planet earth) that there is a serial killer on the loose and to protect themselves appropriately
>>532584653will Trump say la ilaha illa Allah tomorrow?
>>532585433From looking it up, you are correct that it's not only alpha. Looks like it's ~49% alpha, 49% beta, 1-2% gamma, and sub percent amounts of neutron radiation.Looking further at it, you'd need a stupendously large amount of Uranium for it to even approach the equivalent radiation dose of a chest x-ray in under an hour, the mass of 80% enriched uranium would have to be so large as to enter a critical state.Greenie faggots dramatically overplay the danger of radiation, so it's not surprising that you think enriched uranium would instantly kill you.
i dont hate miggers and i feel bad about killing miggers but every migger needs to diethey're not ron paul republicans they're cultist faggot orcs in the tolkeinist sene that just live and die on death and violence
>>532585693he's very ill today. I assume didn't take meds. best to probably not to engage rn
>>532585246It's going to be more difficult this time around for people in the West to show outrage towards the upcoming humanitarian crisis across the Middle East, because Iranians themselves are the ones telling us that they want to be bombed, nuked, starved, etc. They are openly telling us they don't care what happens to them as long as the government falls. So at any point someone goes "wow it's fucked up America and Israel are committing these war crimes" an Iranian is going to immediately bully you and say "you're a hypocrite leftist who ignored the 45,000 killed, Trump is liberating us" etc
>>532585602Why would they have to be clandestine? You can just land next to their major cities and mill about for days and all they can do is impotently rage online and post AI cringe compilations.
so is something happening or did trumpy chicken out?
>>532585329Yeah my thinking has been "The iranians are closer to subsistence levels than we or Israel are". They'll suffer tremendously but they've been suffering for some time now. They've had the time to develop ghetto-rig solutions.Tel Aviv or Riyadh with no water and you're basically telling Los Angeles to suddenly live like rural New Mexicans overnight>>532585414Purim honestly is disturbing when you read into it. Karbalah is celebration of the martyr, the crucifixion is celebration of the martyr, the hajj is celebrating Muhammad having to fucking flee for his life although I am sure there's some more sordid Muslim holiday that celebrates him butchering Medinans or something.Purim is "Hooray we outwit an evil vizier now we get to kill anyone we ever deemed to be a threat." Which we can tell from Jewish history that Jews are like you and me and prey to personal vindictiveness and cruelty. If David, mighty and noble and God's favorite David, was willing to send a loyal foreigner to die so he could cuckold him and fuck Uriah's wife, why the fuck am I to expect that every Hebrew in the Persian empire was totally virtuous and more pure than King David and didn't just settle grudges or take advantage of a license to pogrom?Obviously it's a fictional story meant to give catharsis to a people who were oppressed, but it also speaks to what they'd like to do if they had power - kill anyone who looked at them askance. Imagine if in 1000 years the Tutsi had a holiday where they celebrated impaling Hutus on spikes.
>>532585788It's all base don the geometry of storage. I worked in an enrichment site basically all devices aside form every few need specific geometry to prevent runaway reactions. The floors had I believe it was 2 inch boots for spills because after 2 inches it become hazardous. So they'd let it spill flat on the floor. The issue with storage isn't alpha or beta or gamma it's transporting it and preventing a reaction.
Iran should destroy the internet cables , and force trump to surrender, while the dollar is getting devalued by the minute no repair till deal. Exactly what trump is trying to do to Iran with brute force
>>532585697I don't know if it's good or bad that I've been on this god forsaken website long enough that I instantly assumed that fucker was lying to me, when what he was saying, diverged from what my eyes were seeing.
Pools open. Iran has caved per dailymail
>>532585781He will say God wills it, or more likely, Inshallah. And obviously Allah does will it otherwise he wouldn't allow it to happen. Such is life for the Shiite: Allah's perpetual whipping boy.
>>532585939It is Allah's will for all muslims to bow to Israel. :)
>>532585824>Majicsar>Location not displayedSar lmao.
>>532585824if the onlyfans whore says it's true, iran is finishedi have 200 iraq and afghanistan women in my harem so america wins againthese women wont thing i'm a psychotic nigger like every woman i ever met btwby the way, i never heard of a single damn refugee there either. they dont want to invade us you are a jewish nigger.
>>532585259if only you were just questioning the narrative instead of making a claim without evidence you wouldn't look so stupid
>>532585908Trump won't surrenderHe will escalate and frankly I think he would use nukes if he had toHe doesn't care about morality or anything like that, but being labelled a loser is something he won't bear.
>>532584227>carpet bombing lebanonYou'd love that, wouldn't you?Zoomer or boomer?Nobody is "carpet bombing" anything outside your Marvel brain, least of all Israel.
>>532585996>He thinks nation that has rampantly lied to its Populace is a bro trust me nationGo eat a bullet rabbi.
REMINDER THAT THE ESTIMATE FOR RIYAAD IS ONE WEEK BEFORE EVACUATION IF THE AL JUBAIL DESAL PLANT GETS STRUCKGETS WHAT JUST ATE A MISSILE LMAO
>>532585602Do you really think you get first hand info here? This is a trolling&banter shithole. That info got out in early interviews given by ex-cia, and US military intel guys like Larry Johnson, Scott Ritter, Ray McGovern, and others. They new what happened by looking at the mess spread all over the place.14 GENERALS got fired previous to this disaster, and anyone still thinks that this retards can do shit with any secrecy and basic competence at all? This whole shit is a fucking CATASTROPHE.
>>532586025Carpet bombing is so 1940's. We're mowing the lawn these days.
>>532585697>Everybody is saying it>it's so obviousback to facebook grandpa
>>532586048Oh shit
>>532586048can't they just eat sand and saltwater?how did the arabs survive before reverse osmosis?
>>532586011it's been a month into a war and he needs war crimesthe shit he did to little girls must have been nightmare fuel
>>532586048Kuwait is done Israel may have damage to ashdod desal as they had a lot of pressure drop problems. Evidence can be made their push into Lebanon is frozen now as military run on water. Iran Is doing what it said it would do.
>>532585824>foreign agents don't exist in every countrydid you forget about the Nobel peace prize winner?>Maria Corina Machado, the Venezuelan opposition leader who wants the US to attack her country to oust President Nicolas Maduro, has traveled to Norway to receive her Nobel Peace Prize and said that she had help from the US to flee Venezuela.https://headlineusa.com/nobel-peace-prize-winner-who-wants-the-us-to-attack-venezuela-says-us-helped-her-escape/
>>532585986That's a real person in Iran. So is this. Good luck moralfagging about the incoming starvation, poverty, death, etc if America goes ballistic tomorrow, because Iranians will be down your neck being the mind-raped freaks they are telling you that they want to die.
>>532586048theres a difference between a bottle rocket hitting some unimportant part of the area and the facility actually being destroyed
>>532586011Nuclear bomb risks inviting other nuclear powers into the conflict
>>532586102They didn't, afaik the GCC nations were just random royal families before the US decided they should profit from oil. Even today they're more like city states than countries
>>532585853>Purim pearl clutchingSeems much more healthy and positive to celebrate your victories than to celebrating behind tortured and killed, does it not? Even the Orthodox Christians prefer to focus on the Theophany and the Harrowing of Hell because they are the episodes of Christ triumphant. The first Germanic Christians understood the Cross to be Christ's victory over death, a warrior just like them, not self-flagellating in the misery of martyrdom.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Rood
>>532586048how bad is the damage?
I never would have thought I’d see the US in such a desperate state
>>532586136Based I respect them.They are willing to make a sacrifice for the world.
>>532584669Southern locations were CIA deception campaign. Densely settled area between "uranium site 1" and "scuttle planes". Your supposed uranium recovery op makes no sense, the Isfahan site is a small city, you'd need thousands of troops.
what does this mean?
>>532586048>tfw houthis will invade from the south
>>532586136you have wrong audience here faggotill contact your supervisor
>>532584778Stop spamming that old shit, Mossad.
>>532586136>appeal to popularityYou Americans are so stupid holy fuck
>>532585453>India is cut off from the western internetThis, but I wonder how much full Indianization irrevocably fucked internet culture.
>>532586174Doesn't look good
>>532585885Sure, but I kind of assume if the enriched uranium isn't already critical, it's probably trivial to containerize it, and move it.Numbers I've seen are 400-500kg of 60% uranium is what they had, and who knows how much was buried in the bunker strikes last year. But if they divvied that up into 20-25 containers each with 25kg of material, that's below the critical threshold.
>>532586136Could the jews make these a little less obvious
>>532585755Iran deposed our shah, we deposed their democratically elected leader
>>532585976Time for Muslims to embrace the age of Islamo-pessimism. Allah wills them to lose and be secularised, that why he permits it to happen. Islam means slavery to the will of Allah, and Allah's will is revealed through his acts in the unfolding of history. The perpetual defeats are Allah's revealed will.
>>532586136>in IranBullshit lol
>>532585467MASTERFTHAGN!YOU WERE CALLING ME?IÄ DAGON!
>>532586102Camels
>>53258621296th wave of missiles i imagine
>>532585488Ask again after the Hungary elex thing is sorted out.
>>532585824shut up nobody is buying this shit dude
Iran has 6000 years of art, culture, civilization, music, poetry, religon, literature, scienceWhat do the jews have?Nothing but a 3000 year criminal career and rap sheet that would require all tress on planet earth to be cut down 100 times over in order to print it outAll criminal careers come to an end but the iranian civilization will still be here 1000 years from now after israel and the jews have been relegated to the dust bin of history where they belong!
>>532585180When did this happen?
>>532586360>n-no one believes itidgaf, their opinions aren't contingent on your belief
>>532586366Probably recently, look up "Nasa FIRMS satellite" you'll be able to verify fires yourself
>>532585837>You can just land next to their major cities and mill about for daysBullshit.You can do that in the Zagros mountains, as they did. And it wasn't "days" but just one afternoon and night.
>>532586281You aren't their target audience, barely sentient boomers and gen x retards are the audience for those obvious sock puppets. Their only goal is to frame an imaginary freedom fighter in their decrepit old minds, and make them feel good that their government is pissing away tax dollars to fight a war for Israel.ZOG is banking on being able to spin up massive unchecked shitskin immigration after blue ZOG sweeps the elections. Zoomies and Gen Alpha are too anti-semitic for the ruling elite's tastes, so will likely get sent off to die in a war, while shitskins are imported to replace them as compliant tax cattle.
>>532586136This reads like some brainrotted migger or troon who is unhappy with the people who live around them. Death cults are wild.
21 more hours.....ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>532586392> ad populism fallacy. Just end your worthless life already
>>532586349ah I see
>>532586450>implying no TACO
>>532586360>>532586315>>532586281embarrassing copers, LOL. I will keep telling the world about how Iranians are all deranged and want to be martyred by American bombs even if no one believes me
>>532586364The Jews are a world-historic people, this is basic Hegel. The Persians have a book by Xenophon and a play by Aeschylus.
>>532586136Aidamoon is from California.
>>532586511taco tuesday is just a meme
>>532586428The point is they could have stayed there for longer, the only thing challenging them was the sand getting in their plane's vagina.
>>532586035nice reading comprehension, shitskin
>>532586595>Doubles down on stupidityFake and gay faggot.
>>532586522>symbol for VPNaka Tel Aviv
>>532585697>Everybody is saying it you retard."Lots of people name their swords."Everybody in mutthole country who can't read maps maybe.It's just a meme. Trump ranted some shit on uranium recovery, and you lackwits believed the guy who sinks the Iranian navy 3 times in a single speech.Picrel is how a nuclear storage container is loaded.You can't fit this equipment into C-130s. It's barely rail-mobile. A nuclear recovery mission to Isfahan would have logistics comparable to a road-mobile IBCM unit, PLUS a combat detail of at least 5.000 troops, ideally supported by several platoons of MBT.
>>532586537>The Jews are a world-historic peopleIn what way though? They're tribal wanderers, like gypsies. They've never had a country of their own, until white cucks gave them one, and 99% of their mythology is Babylonian copy-paste shit.
>>532586062>Scott RitterThat disqualifies it instantly.
you all have to understand donald has to win this in the 25 days are possibly be stripped of his ability to do war without congress. he has to wrap this up quickly
>>532586721>Triples down his stupidityLmao
Not going to give the jew the satisfaction of a (you) but jews are a world destroying peopleThey say this openly Their religon and racial feeling is expressed in destroying all other people's culture, identity, and civilization and sense of beingThe old testament offers countless examples of thisJust turn to any page to find the jews being told by their god to slaughter every man, woman, child, baby, cattle, ox, donkey etcThe jew Maurice Samuel expresses this the most clearly in his book "You Gentiles":"We Jews, we, the destroyers, will remain the destroyers forever. Nothing that you do will meet our needs and demands. We will forever destroy because we need a world of our own, a God-world, which it is not in your nature to build."
Iran has 6000 years of art, culture, civilization, music, poetry, religon [sic], literature, scienceWhat do the shia have?Nothing but a 1400 year criminal career and rap sheet that would require all tress on planet earth to be cut down 100 times over in order to print it outAll criminal careers come to an end but the iranian civilization will still be here 1000 years from now after the islamic revolution has been relegated to the dust bin of history where it belongs!
Only kikes, neocons, and retards support Trump and the war at this point
>IRANIANS ARE ALL HARDCORE SHIA MUSLIMS WHO ALL WANT TO DIE AND ALL BE MARTYRED FOR THE ZUTTLAMIC REGIME BASED BASED BASED FUCK ISRAEL AHHHHFHHGGHHHGHEELALHAHAHAHAHHRHAHR-ack!
>>532586802You'll know it is fuck around and find out time when cabinet members start getting axed. It's close.
>>532586778They are parasites to society
>>532586522Is this supposed to be some sort of evidence that it's not a psyop you retarded migger?
>>532586700Just keep coping. Iranians are either Shiite death-worship cultists or secular death-worshiping cultists who beg for ZOG nukes over their children.
>>532586773Kind of. He has 30 days to withdraw after 60 days on unsanctioned conflict. But then he can just wait 2 weeks and then start it again.
>>532586788Rubio will find you and send you back to where you can from turdie
>>532586823I need a persian goth girl NOWTRUMP BOMB THEM
Beg for zog nukes ? You are sick , go take your meds
>>532586888Cause I'm sure the American populace would like that.
>>532586823this is the fate of all muslim countries with access to the internet, islam just like christianity is not strong enough to resist ZOG
>>532586823>a country of 93 million people>this one image on a random street corner in Tehran (a fairly liberal city) represents the countryI would wager that 10 million at the very least are willing to fight and die for their country and Shia Islam.
>>532586856TrueIn many ways the day they can no longer parastise and exploit other people is the day that jews as a race will disappear from the earthThat day is fast approaching thankfully
>>532586078That would be "cutting daisies" and no, what you're doing is winchestering and Bollywood bombing.Or why are the same 2-3 kino spammed every new /pig/ thread, and the only new happening is GCC sites getting set afire?The "we killed 40 Iraninan senior officials in one strike" meme was also shorter-lived than an adult mayfly.
>>532586937They hate Trump already. As long as the military keeps following his orders not a lot they can do. Impeach him for a third time I suppose.
Happy Bridge and Power Plant Day to all who celebrate!!
>>532585280>How are you going to celebrate Donald becoming Carter 2.0?What, is he gonna legalize home distillation?
>>532586102>how did the arabs survive before reverse osmosis?They were nomads.
>>532586886Nice fake screenshot zoggyhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgl0ng8z0do
>>532587013So if 60 days does nothing why do you think 60 more days will change anything?
>>532587033I want peace deal but that's not happening so I guess I'll settle for ww3
>>532586987Shut up jew , go back to the bunker
>>532586886>>532587089fuck, miggers and shills are pathetic
This guy was posting yesterday about some videos he was going to release which would explain everything or something like that Now he gone
>>532584527Ausfailure is already there.
>>532587115The best position for Iran is to never take a peace deal unless it's a full ceasefire that agrees to their terms.
Trump's remaining supporters: Psychopaths. Pedophiles. Child killers. Jews. But I repeat myself.
No one actually wins if Trump and the Israelis hit Iran. The jews are non-human and their goal is pure murder.
>>532586616If you had an IQ above 90 you would've understood that I encouraged everyone to question their narrative, but without making false claims. It's baffling how you read that completely wrong.
>>532587104I don't think it will do anything. I'm just pointing out the president war powers act doesn't really stop the president from going to war. I think it did originally but Supreme court gutted some of it leaving it kind of toothless check on presidential powers.
>>532587187>Memeflag gets wrecked>Spends multiple posts coping about it>I don't read his post I just assume he's being retarded
>>532586741Their ideas were a foundational development of the world-spirit and have provided foundational myths for the unfolding of world-history. Even Nietzche acknowledges this. Have your criticisms if you must, but it's simply silly to say they are irrelevant, even your angst betrays a centring of Jews and Judaism as agents of world-history (and in doing so overstates them, but that's a separate issue).
>>532587174I don't really care what iran regime wants,I want American prosperity back
If their are any posters from the gulf countries evacuate the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Kuwait, and Qatar immediately. The Islamic Republic of Iran will destroy all critical infrastructure of these regimes as soon as the Epstein Coalition targets the critical infrastructure of the Iranian people.
>>532587213So Republicans fucked themselves with war powers vote and it's hurting them now. I can say this is a midterm year and likely every single one is now aware they are about to get chopped. I don't think they will double that up as it would be dumb.
uh oh 116 now
>>532587033praise be allah, power plant day mubarak
Repeat after me :I denounce the talmud
everyone point and laugh
>>532585185>Maybe a rescue mission for an original rescue missionThis, basically.Current narrative is shifting to an almost-botched rescue mission that extracted crewmember #2 in a near-dead state, and without a firefight. This seems the most plausible happening. There was simply not enough debris for a "setting up a FOB" or "nuclear extraction" mission, and what debris there was points to a hasty getaway.The first report was "crew #2 transported to hospital ASAP after landing do to serious condition", and today it became just a sprained ankle.Crewmember #2 would have spent 2 nights on an exposed slope at near-freezing temperatures and with little hydration.Again, the Uranium extraction BS is some Marvel fantasy by people who have no clue about NBC safety protocols.
>>532587270>I want American prosperity backThat's not happening either way.
Asmongoldberg banned for a week
>>532587292Greta...why didn't we listen??
>>532585722Your poorly fed bodies will make fine jerky for my future tribe of bicycle cannibals
>>532586102That's kinda like asking "how did the west survive prior to artificial nitrogen fertilizer?".The answer is "poorly, and not in those numbers".There's a timeline where the reason for WW1 was a global race to control islands full of bird shit.In fact the reason it didn't happen is the guy who later introduced chemical weapons to the actual WW1.
>>532587349Same guy that said we should genocide the Middle East because they don't have pride parades btw
>>532587335Der ewige Carnival Barker
>>532586155If iran gets one city nuked then pissrael gets nuked back or will get fucked by hundreds of rockets choke full of half refined uranium because the undermountain bases can't be taken down with nukes either.Also with how little the world likes the us right now, i wouldn't be surprised if the world actually dared to sanction jewsa and pissrael. Which will completely kill the dollar anyways and would be worse than having jewsa actually nuked. Also the entire region would get fucked so there won't be any ME oil at all anyways.
NO GAMES
>>532587329I denounce the Talmud.I denounce the Quran.I denounce the Bible
>>532587349>illiterate third worldersprobably mass reported by seething austrians, many such cases
>>532584986That's about 2% of what would be needed to get anywhere in visual range of Isfahan.IRGC has an entire division garrisoned there to protect the nuke site. Any extraction would have to be supported by airstrikes as heavy as the first 2 days' bombardments, i.e. 10-20 times heavier than what he are seeing now.
>>532586102They sucked each other off and drank every drop.
>>532587349*self-consciously checks chat for approval*>Yeah I said it, I don't give a FUCK what they think
>>532587349>Bald faggot still hasn't denied being a Night Media slave cuckold.He's almost as bad as Ben Shapiro about tripping over himself to backup israel on anything they do.
if oil continues to spike tomorrow shit is going to hit the fan and I need to order a pizza
literally shit myself in bed
>>532586364>6000 year oldthey worships jewish mytholgy and jewish saints in arabic language. They themselves shit on the so called 6000 year of kafir history
>>532587349>illiterate third worldersAmericans?
>>532587292Murban at 119
>>532587424The easiest way to nuke Israel in my ignorant opinion would be to strike their power plants and attempt to cause a core melty but I suspect that risk was already accounted for by the engineers designing such plants.
>>532587413so they are just indiscriminately bombing shit?
>>532587335The problem with Trump's Armageddon (and why it's PJ Barnam rather than Colonel Kurtz) is where do you go after that? You remove all further pressure points if you execute all your threats at once. He's much more likely to do smaller incremental strikes, hit a bridge here and there, and threaten to do more whilst offering an exit ramp, that way he retains future threats to coerce compliance.
>>532585049>Why do you think they fired a dozen different generals immediately before this happened?They didn't fire them "immediately". Only 3-4, and probably because they were not willing to support a Kharg landing. The CSAR op was a no-brainer but the second stage had to be improvised on the quick.Remember US went into this war maybe half-prepared. Any time something unexpected happens, they have to scrape together whatever resources they can find to counter it.This is not a well-planned war, and grund invasions, nuclear recovery, and other complex ops is far beyond the capacities of the US til their leadership has been purged. What they can do is bomb the shit out of stuff, and that they do.Or maybe not, it seems to be TACO Tuesday after all.
>>532587600April 6th ??
>>532587451Doesn't this work off the assumption that one of the largest targets we'd want to hit hasn't been hit over the last month+
>>532587424Its a loss/loss for trump, he is bombing civilian infrastructure now , hoping iran will surrender , but he is losing world reputation, and countries are low on fuel, so this cant keep going forever. Invading iran is also nearly impossible. Soon he wont have a choice but to agree to iran's terms
>>532587539I tried making a pizza at home to save money but it wasn't really good. Seems like I have to actually do the mama mi italian shit of finaggling the dough in the air with your hands to let the weight do the work as just stretching it by hand didn't get it thin enough. I basically just had a foccacia.Honestly I need to think of more dishes for the great depression tier future we're looking forwards to. The main pain for me will be I can't get the nice cheap sirloin steak I'd been using diced up for fried rice every other week. Leftovers are great for it and I can switch it up into a California burrito.
>>532587616>it seems to be TACO Tuesday after all.Why are you even doubting it?
>>532585049Probably for petty and stupid reasons for not honouring Hegseth's peccadilloes.
>>532587616It's 15 now lmao.
>>532587602The escalation ladder will conclude with a full scale ground invasion of Iran/Syriafication
>>532587600why do all the powerplants and bridges look so happy they are about to be blowndum a**
>>532587229bizarre stupidity really
nothing to see here goys, just debris
>>532587696Good luck with that lol
>>532587600CHECKED>>532587602we're leaving afterthis is the final strike package
>>532587681>Hegseth's peccadilloes
HAPPY BRIDGE AND POWER PLANT DAY MIGGERS AND KIKESCAN'T WAIT FOR THE COPE WHEN NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENSTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.- RANDOM DUMBASS
>>532587758izzat status?
>iran is winning
>>532587424This is cope on top of fantasy. The weak (Iran) suffer what they must. Your revenge fantasies are just that: fantasies to avoid having to acknowledge your own humiliation.
>>532587600>golden gateFUCKIN' stupid
>>532587758That handle sounds like a fictional Slavic kingdom
>>532587292It's over isn't it? I'm too old for the hard times to make a strong man out of me. Good luck zoomers, and always remember, with jews you lose, and around blacks, never relax!
>>532587769I doubt it. Trump is a deal maker, and you need to be able to have credible future threats to coerce compliance with a deal.
>>532587697>dum a**nigger go home
>>532587785nothing more gay then nafo troon humour
doesnt seem that bad desu
MY PORTFOLIO OS READY, SEND IT AYATOLLAH IT IS TIME FOR FINANCIAL JIHAD
>>532587816
>>532587846you're the n*gg*r
>meanwhile in the United States of Americahttps://files.catbox.moe/fm7pl6.mp4
>>532587660Large portabella mushrooms caps can be an alternative to steak. (meat will only keep getting more expensive from here on out). You can slice them and let them sit in a marinade for a little bit. Like about 30 minutes and then fry them. To substitute the missing protein add edamame to your fried rice or if you prefer, chickpeas.
>>532587696Maybe, the free navigation of the seas (i.e. American ownership of the ocean) is non-negotiable.
>>532587843deal? they said no, anon. we're going to hit our final targets and leave.
>>532587696quite literally with what army
uhh... what the fuck
>>532587793You are the one fantasizing here that iran will surrender to usa goy
>>532586273>it's probably trivial to containerize it, and move it.It's only trivial to let it sit around and do its thing.Nobody has reliable info in which form the material is. Moving it in ways that are not intended creates an instant contamination risk.>But if they divvied that up into 20-25 containers each with 25kg of materialLike, with a shovel?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accidentwherein 93 grams of caesium-137 were moved in unintended ways and made a hell of a mess.
>>532587772Yes, something stupid like not having crossfit gyms on bases, or being tardy on redesigning a logo to incorporate a Cross.
kind of interestingnone of those fires in Dubai were on firms earlier todaynor the ones by Ras Al Khaimah, nor Abu Dhabi or that island out to the left
>>532586763The guy that hunted and inspected missile factories in Irak for 15 years, and planified ground operations in the gulf war, the first nuclear missile inspector in human history to be sent by Ronald Reagan into the Soviet Union, two times decorated in Desert Storm, having a guaranteed prominent future in politics he decided to throw it all away to tell the truth in congress about the Weapons of Mass Destruction in Irak, earning for himself and his family being hunted and fucked for the rest of his life by the CIA, FBI, NSA, and DEA. to the point of being "Assanged" and sent to a maximum security prison to get killed for "pedofile".. He survived that fighting the Arian Brotherhood by himself and coming out on top. Now he's the most prominent figure in america connecting with the Russian Federation and the middle east.Yeah, disqualified.
>>532587956it's daylight in Panama? How ?
>>532587899unhinged
>>532587956>>532584040
>>532587983Which dates are you lookiny at? You can set a larger horizon to see more fires too
>>532588019This retard makes Biden look competent.
>>532587956The canal isn't shutdown the bridge is though.
>>532588075I just hit 24hrs on the basic mode
I can't bake
>>532587956DONALD!!wrong bridges man!
>>532586587>The point is they could have stayed there for longerThe unexploded belted ammo and dox found in the wreckage says they made it out just in time and couldn't even destroy their planes properly.It was a good publicity stunt, but it was hastily pulled off, and almost failed. No update on crew status, particularly the WSO might have succumbed to injuries.
>>532588103oh nvm I thought you were complaining about not finding fires
>>532588149Nah, I was saying I noticed a bunch of new ones around Dubai and Abu Dhabi today
Trump is such a coward lol , stopped satelite agencies , we could be watching the war live
>>532586774This is a refutation how exactly?I mean, you're a mutt, this means you are stupid enough to believe your iiot leaders' propaganda about le USA being the superpower with infinite capacities in anything.But ROTW have seen more than enough proof that the ability of your rulers to pull off complex ups is exactly zero.
>>532584527The mighty Trump is invincible.No one can defeat him!
>>532587925I think you've taken the PT Barnum side of Trump's rhetoric too seriously and are being a little naive. The deal doesn't have to be formal, a quid pro quo is a deal of sorts. There doesn't seem to be anything formal with America's take over of Venezuela, for example.
oh shit something big just happened
with Artemis 2 successfully circling how does iran and rest of world not see we are superior and the good huys
>>532587956
>>532587997>sent to a maximum security prison to get killed for "pedofile".. He survived that fighting the Arian Brotherhood by himself and coming out on top.LOL.Ritter was good back in the day, but he turned grifting disinfo shill some time after 2005.>fighting the Arian Brotherhood by himself and coming out on topCan anyone make an AI slop artwork from that, the idea is hilarious.
>>532588019What the fuck is this?
>>532588283>something happeningI don't bloody think so
>>532587904I'm more partial to chickpeas. I'm a basic bitch where I'll keep getting the steak, I accept the price will increase and it's not an accident the two dishes I do allow me to cut the amount of steak I use with filler rice or fries. It still comes out better than say, fast food, at 8 dollars a pound since 3 pounds equals something like ~8 meals. I could switch to chicken but I'm more partial to beef. Might try pork since the Chinese love that shit and it's supposed to pair well with rice as a result.I'm of a mind that things will not be as bad as the doomers nor as good as the optimists/nothing ever happens. Look at here and how people thought Covid would be black death tier when we saw Italy and China, then instead it became a fucking farce. Our grandparents or great grandparents survived the great depression with even less. My chief worry is I'll lose my job if there's a recession/depression and while I don't want to I've squared away with that theme Frank Herbert had in Dune about how complacency and lethargy leads to death. Of course it's easy to opine dulce et decorum when you aren't experiencing it, but there's no use crying over water being wet. It's the waiting that I hate. >>532588283What was that.
>>532588147No, it doesn't. It shows that bombs are not incinerators or shredding machines suitable for secure waste disposal, that's all. They were there for most of a day unchallenged, bar the sand.
>>532588307no one cares about the moon menlike, i wish they did, but the economy is on the verge of an abyss, so everyone is busy watching their step instead
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>>532587800modgovksaministry of defense(mod) government(gov) kingdom of saudi arabia(ksa)not too hard to parse desu
>>532588385The average normie cares much more about this moon mission than this war
>>532588344Why does nobody mention potatoes? There's an infinity of recipes you can make with them, I'm glad I've learnt a bunch of them caise North America is gonna eat lots of taters like it or not
>>532588328I think his brain accidentally triggered the physical memory of his Arab sword dance with MBS in Saudi Arabia 9 years ago. Saw he had a sword in his hand and said why not.Funnier thing is Vance's obviously forced smile and clapping, kek. Guys mortified
>>532588403Didn't say it was
>>532588320The only slip he had, was when recently he said that Elon Musk was good material for a possible presidency. I rolled my eye BIGGLY at that one. But maybe Ritter was being a realist, america being so fucked as it is right now, maybe accepting the fact that american people could vote even Elon Musk, could work as another useful wedge to crack the system. One more chance before the arrival of a brutal dictator. I don't know what he thinks about that now. He's too much of a "present facts" analyst to do politics predictions.He's right about everything else.
>>532587349
>>532584653Chemical explosions are not real
>>532588722>Alexis de Tocqueville, which I am sure most Americans have read.lol, lmao. Not even so-called academics read Tocqueville anymore. America is literally idiocracy.
>>532587650>Doesn't this work off the assumption that one of the largest targets we'd want to hit hasn't been hit over the last month+Well the Isfahan garrison is a full mixed tank/mech infantry division 4000 strong.Including support units, a US force would need to be 5000 strong to afford anything at that site at least. And have a 24/7 supply shuttle, because it would be a pitched battle. And the egress would probably be hit with all Iran got.This is not "pack some suitcases and be off". It's closer to taking Azovstal.
>>532588722That's cute that he thinks we read.
>>532587660First you need a sour dough starter. I feed mine rye flour. I use King Arthur bread flour for my dough. It's a messy affair but I can make a bunch of dough balls to freeze. To cook the home pizza, I like to use a giant cast iron lan, and cook the pizza on the stove until the bottom is just starting to brown (slight burning smoke smell). The throw unit under the broiler until the cheese looks good, and you are done.Less then 10 minutes from cooking the pizza to waiting for it to cook on the countertop.
>>532588722what does this say
