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>>532616666Thanks for the bread.
gianny = tranny gianny = tranny gianny = tranny
>Reuters: “Iran closes all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the US.”
>European Commission has LOST its Druzhba pipeline evaluation inspectors in Ukraine — EC rep Anna-Kaisa Ikonen>'There is NO INFO about their current whereabouts'>Hungary PM Viktor Orban earlier claimed Ukraine has been trying to sabotage the vital gas pipelineOh shit! this is actually very serious, did ukranny just kidnap or kill EU inspectors?
>>532616666Z!check'd giga satan breadTHD
Bomb every last hohol. Women, children and furfat.Z
wti just hit $116
>Iran: Revolutionary Guards: In the grip of our fighters in the province of Lorstan bomb "GBU-39 SDB" and it is intact and did not explode >Iran: Revolutionary Guards: GBU-39 SDB bomb is characterized by high destructive ability despite its warhead >Iran: The Revolutionary Guards: We were able to successfully dismantle and deactivate this bomb, a technology that the Americans were very afraid of revealing its secrets
>>532617168Ukraine can do whatever the fuck they want with them, and in regards to anything else. Zelensky can personally rape and murder Ursula’s entire family and the EU will do nothing other than sending more money to him.
Test
>Reuters, citing an Iranian source: If the situation gets out of control, Iran’s allies will also close the Bab el-Mandeb strait
>threaten nuclear annihilation >then suck up to themWhat the fuck is wrong with this nigger?
>>532617168They murdered the guy we sent to investigate where the gibs went in broad daylight.
>Iran: Member of the Experiation Council of the Interest of the Regime Major General Mohsen Rezaei: Netanyahu pushed Trump towards political suicide>>532617490Jujucum overdose
What is he thinking now?
>>532616666thanks for the breadcut all dickstorture all animalspay all invaders
>>532616666Z, to the last hyhyls
>>532617353Bunker busters are old and faulty. That’s what you get when you rely on weapons from the 70’s. It is important to notice that the U.S. military has acquired intelligence on command and control bunkers, and plan to use a lot of those GBU MOP bunker busters tonight to terminate the IRGC’s command. Yes, I am leaking this information. They will strike the military underground complex at Alborz mountain range and the deep underground base at Aladagh mountain range. Move your ass, IRGC. I am a psionic asset. Glowniggers tongue my anus.
>>532617490The US will use the few standoff munitions they have left blowing up bridges and then have to send in troops because they are too afraid to send fighter jets and bombers in to drop gravity bombs.This bombing of non-existing military targets in Kharg island is the prelude to invasion.
>>532617490He's senile and scared he might get Kirk'd all with a sprinkle of narcissistic disorder on top.
It's time to hand Iranian diasporoids some Fell For It Again awards
>J.D. Vance: “Washington has tools to deal with Iran that we haven’t decided to use yet.”Here we go again with this alien tech discourse.
>>532617852evil
>>532618018They're so fucking retarded, imagine thinking for a minute that ZOG fucking cares about you, after living in their countries and seeing them decimate their own populations without mercy.
>>532617852You made me physically sick.
>>532618018
>Majid Mousavi, IRGC Aerospace Force Commander: “This is now a new phase of the war.”Good. Nuke Israel and Saudi Arabia.
>>532618175True. Probably the most insane diaspora out there, they genuinely thought ZOG would save them.
>>532616666ZTalmud denouncedBlood and Soil>Rentry updated >Russian aerospace forces, missile troops, artillery, and drone operators target facilities storing/producing cruise missile components in overnight strikes
How long till Americans are getting blown to smithereens?
>>532618269Kek
>>532618295Almost as psychotic and bipolar as Sion Don himself.
>>532617882>use a lot of those GBU MOP bunker bustersKek they already spent 2/3 of their whole inventory in 2025. They have like a maximum of 10 left, which is 5 less then they used to "destroy" the Iranian nuclear facilities in 2025.
>>532618175They don't really care about anything but being appointed in positions of power by ZOG. They couldn't care less about their own people's suffering, they just want to fill their pockets being allowed to pillage and sell out their own country.
>>532618330N
>>532618331Not long, the head of the mutt military commission on the senate already said that the only way for the US to win is with boots on the ground.I honestly blame Venezuela for this, they sold Maduro to the US and Trump went insane thinking he can "win wars" in a single day, and now he can't deal with the fact he's losing, so he'll keep doubling down.he might actually nuke Iran at some point.
>>532616666Thanks for the breadyivTalMUD denouncedKikes and mutts sended directly to yahwehTNDTKDTHDTMDTTDTRUTreat girls with anemia
>>532618586O
>>532618622naah it will be Israel who will fire nukes, once all their powerplants and water purification is ofline and they have to start massive civilian evacuations to avoid dying of thirst, they'll do it.The US can't fire them at cities with any reasonable excuse, and they cant go through 400m of granite any better than a JASSM, so they're useless against the missile cities unless they just want to colour the mountain black, while getting the whole world against them, for whatever reason.
>>532617478What exactly are you testing, mr Bulba
>>532618888Checked Jiggly quads
It's ok to be gay.
>>532618802G
>>532618888check'd
>>532616666>SuperNatas bake for start of WW3
>>532618802V
>Head of the Committee of Economists of Ukraine, Andrey Novak:>"After the war, all countries should write off 100% of Ukraine's debt. They have no choice but to do it. This is the least gratitude the world can show us."
Any hungarian flag here?
>>532619107 (me)I fucked up. Thought the first letter was a Z.
>>532619107G
>>532618888Tummy.
>>532619114Will they write off my tax arrear in 4 countries and cancel the entry ban too because I got holocausted and defended the free world?
Did Orban give up on the election or is he just retarded?he can't possibly think that having the extremely unpopular american VP from the extremely unpopular Trump admin threatening nuclear war on Iran right besides him on stage, days before the election, can be good for him.
Will he NUKE IRAN???
>>532617490>A whole civilization will die tonightDiasporoid status? Do they have any love for their race and their blood left?
>>532616666
>>532618888checked. super satan averted
>>532619420Nothing ever happens
>>532619420Yes in 24 hours with 1 phone call, 2 calls maybe.
>Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: We targeted a gathering of soldiers of the occupation army in the vicinity of the Khayyam detention center with a rocket bulb Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: We targeted the settlements of Kiryat Shmona, Avivim, Yaroon, Zarit, and Beit Hilal >Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: We targeted gatherings of soldiers of the Israeli enemy’s “army” in the site of Metula with rocket bulbs Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: In defense of Lebanon and its people, and within the framework of the warning issued by the resistance to a number of settlements in northern occupied Palestine, our mujahideen targeted the settlements of Metulla and Kavarival with rocket prayers. >Lebanon: Islamic Resistance: In defense of Lebanon and its people, our mujahideen targeted a force of the Israeli enemy army east of Al-Khiam prison with the appropriate weapons.
>>532619420Is this the new shill concern line?
>>532619603yeah tomorrow ukranda will by nuked by orange biden
>>532619359Orban is appointed by Israel. He can literally wipe his ass with the Hungarian flag and he’ll still win for no reason at all.
>>532619444I'm sure they're regretting it like this >>532618018As for the zionist iranians, they're loving it, hell even cheering for it
>>532619632jew status?
>>532619645Tell me about life in Sweden.What do I need to know?
>>532619741Sent to hell
>>532619710Empty words from Westernized, shallow, empty, upstart, money-crazed people. Walking garbage cans.
>>532619201>upside down Bulgarian flagcheeky
>>532619801Not enough are being sent
>>532618888Read somewhere that BY sim card works even when everything else is nuked.
God when this abominable creature find own deserved end(joining 41%) for his crimes against mankind? >better late than never btw©
>>532619927Any foreign SIM works even when "white lists" working. Nuance only a price
>>532619902But but but in their world they are wisest and most enlightened people who are not burdened by such archaic make beliefs as ones culture, community, history and religion.In their mind everyone else is not only retarded but deserves to be nuked even their family.
>>532619763You need to know that yor country is dying while you keep shitposting here>>532619927Wonder if I will be able to buy Belarusian router
>>532619672Boden gave me many free money and kazakh whores in Prague while the orange dorito ruined my life.The distinction is clear.Ban GOP.
Pics slowly coming out of failed or intercepted Tobahawks.
>>532620124Every single liberal thinks like that. Like they’re the most enlightened people around. Bottomless pits of arrogance.
>>532619359>its refusal to play ball with Brussels and Washington over the war in Ukraine might be its undoing. The Americans want to park that war onto the EU’s plate, and Hungary has long been a spoiler in these efforts. Despite JD Vance arriving in Budapest only a few short hours ago to try and boost Fidesz’s chances this weekend, Hungary’s independent approach to the war is a nuisance to American foreign policy planners. I personally believe that many in the Trump Administration would not be upset to see Orban leave the scene, despite public appearances to the contrary.https://niccolo.substack.com/p/some-thoughts-on-hungarys-upcoming
>>532620192there was a failed tomahawk on one of the strikes on Tehran marketwest is so pathethic they can't even get their fucking missiles to go boom
>vance is saying we are going to kill childern now. not in my name.LOLOLOL
>>532620304So david D. made a great post, then owned the libshit NPC in the replies. Is this real?
>>532620139I only care about the good countries from the attached picture. All the rest of the countries are bad.>>532619967What are my crimes? I commited no crimes. Unpaid taxes and border hopping is no crime.
>>532619359>or is he just retarded?Just like every jew cocksucker, lol
Big
>>5326194209 hours until Nothing
>>532620304Based, kill kids.
>>532619763Just pretend you're always at the office watercooler, and keep standard corporate social codes at all times and you'll be fine.This can maybe be broken if you're in the company of 4 or less others, but only really then.You're also allowed to evade this rule (not for something doubble+bad like racism, but say for sexual advances or "risky (not racist/antisemitic) jokes" if you can say you were drunk and it's in a enviorment where that's legitmiate, party or pub or such. So if there's a social event, make sure to drink at least two beers when others are watching, so they can go along with the pretence that you were drunk.But basicly you can think of it as Ukraine but not actually at war, always affirm media headlines, always be PC. Combined with Germany. You're supposed to always be pro-social, a mention of some kind of commuity event isn't a invitation but you're obliged to always attend or you'll be frozen out, nobody will actually demand anything of you but they'll be very dissapointed if you don't show a lot of interest and help with whateve they're even slightly suggesting that you should do together.It's pretty straightforward.
>>532620564
>>532620618grimpeople prostitute themselves through all of that and niggers in Sweden for that 500 extra euros girm grim grim
>>532620514why isn't urine forcing femoids to die in the trenches
>>532619562Donnt wishes that was him
>we're going to destroy Iranian civilizationSo we finally figured out what the fucking point of this stupid war was. It was always about turning Iran into a failed state just like Libya and Syria. just fucking greatand i'm sure the 20% inflation from oil reduction was just a bonus as well. there was a video from a couple of years ago when some DOD spokesperson said that economic depressions were the best time to expand the military budget. because a lot of skilled people are out of work and you can hire them for cheap. no doubt this is part of the "plan".
>>532619562Amazing <3
How much longer until taco night starts
>>532620304> regimerino bros, are we back?> is it nexterino hitlerino time?
>>532620996Do you really want to know?
>>532620304>they killed 45k of their own!The number keeps getting bigger kek
>>532620192Not Intercepted
>>532620618>You're supposed to always be pro-social, a mention of some kind of commuity event isn't a invitation but you're obliged to always attend or you'll be frozen out, nobody will actually demand anything of you but they'll be very dissapointed if you don't show a lot of interest and help with whateve they're even slightly suggesting that you should do together.brootal
>>532621079About nine hours.
>>532621214Kek
>>532621247It's true thou?"Tråkig typ, jag föreslog att vi skulle dra och ***** till helgen, men han sa inget och bara drog hem. Ingen mening att bjuda in en sån eller?"
>>532621148Watch it approach the magic 6.000.000 number as time goes on.
>Iran has cut off direct communication with the U.S. after Trump threatened to destroy Iran’s “whole civilization.” — The Wall Street Journal
>>532619359that's not Orban, it's this guy
>>532620618So you can make a lot of (playstation-tier) friends in no time if you just proactively participate in everything?As for media headlines and risky jokes, I am a full on globohomo Soros drone so I'd be happy to live among the like minded. Unless the dominant narrative rapidly changes to traditionalist religious right wing circus like it happened in Amerika and I'll have to parrot that too.What about gender neutrality.What pisses me off beyond any measure in slav world is that men and women are supposed to be treated (even greeted) differently.Different standards apply, different bars are set, what a woman can do, a man can not, and that's like inherently assumed.Can I practice real professional gender neutrality in Sweden and go to gender neutral toilet?I am not comfortable being seen as a "man" all the time really and being talked to like I am supposed to have a different pain threshold somehow. I just want to be somewhere in the middle.
>>532620864That's very wrong and the only reason is that Zelensky sold women to Epstein.
>>532621443yeah its true thats what i mean loloccured to me in high school and college...brootal
>BREAKING: VP JD Vance says the US should get a response from Iran by 8PM ET tonight. IRAN PREPARING CAPITULATION IN TALKS.
>>532621858You lost, Sucky.
>>532620615>Based, kill yids.ftfy
>>532621671im impressed your devotion to being an annoying faggoti wonder what happened during your childhood to make you grow up like this
>>532621748democracies really needs a law that allows the state to seize your wealth, properties and all if you flee the country or refuse to be draftedthen they need to allow people to have an opt-out where you renounce your rights to vote and participate in the governments but you are free from being drafted
New orange nigger moment.
>>532621858>we gonna use WMD because our asses was beaten by sandnigger missles Weird flex
>>532622091They really should, we'd hang them tomorrow.
>>532616666>Super Satan thread !Checked
>Iran’s Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamanei, is unconscious, receiving medical treatment in the city of Qom, and is not participating in any decisions regarding the regime.>This information comes from the British newspaper The Times, based on a diplomatic memo citing assessments by Israeli and American intelligence.
>>532622190No one said anything about WMD’s. We’re giving the Iranians a choice to surrender or face the full might of our military. No one can claim we didn’t warn them.
>>532622378There aren’t many people participating in decision making in Iran these days lol
>>532621671>So you can make a lot of (playstation-tier) friends in no time if you just proactively participate in everything?Yeah but it will take a deccade to make any of them a actually close friend.Women will be mad at you for helping them here, as in if she has two bags and is walking toward the door, she'll tell you "I can actually open the door myself, you know" if you help her.She'll also probably be mad if you don't pretend that you'd help her, so you're supposed to do like a half-hearted start toward the door, but not actually open it.Standards are still the slav way thou, a woman totaly can do and demand anything the would be obliged to in a traditional sociely, and get away with that. While also expecting you not to treat her like a woman when ever they think that would be to their advantage.Also you'd better look up the concept of "negligent rape" as in having voulentary sex with a woman who then decides afterwards she didn't actually want to have sex with you.That is legaly defined as rape in sweden and will get you 6 monts of jail time. So effectively, heterosexual sex is banned in sweden, on the condition that the woman wakes up the next morning and dislikes her actions yesterday.Gender neutral toilets are memes even here, if there's only one-three somewhere they will be shared but else they will be clearly marked male/female.if you want to be a xir you can just tell them your pronouns, they'll think your strange but respect it, maybe for some minor social costs if the other people are rightwing.But you're totaly expected to chin up if you're a man, however just that nobody will ever tell you that you are, and there will be state media campaigns saying how fragile men actually are. But if you act like that you'll be frozen out :)
>>532622379>Full might of the US military>Already expended all standoff munitions and AD>Relocating what stocks they have left in Asia to the middle east.
>>532622379but we already are using the full might of our military. we've already dropped 10's of thousands of bombs.
>>532622488Giving full control of the country to the IRGC was a smart move, right? Brilliant.
>>532622607We’ve only hit military targets. That changes if Iran doesn’t capitulate. However it appears Iran is capitulating per JD Vance
>532621858
>>532622607>Pool still closed>Mutts planes still falling from the sky>Israel and GCC and mutts still getting bombed>Constant Trump chimpouts of "WINNING"I think Iran will be fine
>>532622378He's been disfigured, then shown in the military headquarters, then unconscious...
>>532616666Good evening anonsUkrainian anon reporting inWhat has happened in my country today?The (((official))) media are telling us that:- UKRAINE OUTSHOOTS RUSSIA IN CROSS-BORDER DRONE WAR FOR 1st TIME (ABC News) UKRAINE HAS WON!- The war of Israel (and their obedient, servile mutt golem) against Iran continues- IRAN RESTORES BOMBED MISSILE BUNKERS WITHIN HOURS AFTER THE GOLEM'S ATTACKS (The Telegraph)- Lindsey Graham seethes that Iran takes payments in Yuan for Hormuz passage (Fox News)- The golem screeches that Iranian civilisation will die tonight as deadline looms (The Times)- The golem admitted sending weapons to Iranian (((rebels)))- Iran’s supreme leader is unconscious and receiving treatment in Qom (The Times)- Iran's 10-point proposal demands an end to attacks and sanctions (The NYT)- The golem sent goyim from Arkansas' 142 Field Artillery Brigade to the middle east- THE KIKE'S MINIONS TO FORCE GOYIM TO PAY (((MILITARY))) TAX EVEN AFTER THE WAR- JD Vance antisemiticly visited Hungary to support Victor Orban in the upcoming election- The kike's minions to increase public transportation prices for goyim in Kiev. It's better for goyim this way- RUSSIA LIKE A TOTAL LOSER IMPOTENTLY WARNED BALTIC COUNTRIES THAT IT'S BAD TO LET THE EXPIRED JEW TO USE THEIR AIRSPACE TO ATTACK RUSSIA. kek- Russians viciously attacked Kherson. 3 people died. 7 wounded- Russians antisemiticly attacked warehouses in Pavlograd that belong to a company producing snacks for goyim- The expired jew demands energy ceasefire from Russia- Gasoline prices keep skyrocketing for goyim- The kike's head of the department of (((education and culture))) of Lviv city council denies antisemitic claims that Russian-speaking children are bullied in Lviv schools- The kike's minions are ready to increase taxes for goyim- THE KIKE'S GOONS TO INTENSIFY THE SNATCHING OF GOYIM ON EASTER FOR (((SECURITY))) REASONS- The snatching of goyim continues nationwideAnything else anons?
>>532622777Check’em.
>>532622847US chimpout is coming.Stay safe and away from the kikes
>>532622847Keep comfy and safe, Goose. It's been so long I hope the dictatorship ends and you can walk around safely again soon.
>>532622847Good morning Ukraine anon!As always praying for your safety, and for that of your skill in stealth to be above that of the mean draft officers!
>>532622379Gloves come off finally status? Sisters?
>>532622379>No one said anything about WMD’s. Maybe but "destroying of civilization" and already existing "le they all war criminals n'shieeet" damage-control — heavily implies so >face the full might of our military.>mightACKing by Iranian drones/missles while even "le SEAD/DEAD" by "stealth™" jets didn't do shit is that kind of "might"? Weird flex x2
>>532622843It’s almost as if glowniggers try to project an image of fragility on their enemies.
>>532623107Yeah we haven’t attacked their power, infrastructure or oil yet. Tonight that changes and Iran is brought to its knees.
>>532622988That's actually hillarious.
>>532622510I can confirm this, you are so good at describing it, im shit at it. I can just sense that there is something truly shitty about the swedish people...and i get called "brown" for this btw.anyway in short this is basically why i am not a nationalist my sympathies belongs to germany and russia or something
>>532622847Good evening.>UKRAINE OUTSHOOTS RUSSIA IN CROSS-BORDER DRONE WAR FOR 1st TIME (ABC News) UKRAINE HAS WON!Let's see Paul Allen's hypersonics.>Lindsey Graham seethes that Iran takes payments in Yuan for Hormuz passage (Fox News).Do nothing...>JD Vance antisemiticly visited Hungary to support Victor Orban in the upcoming election.I wonder if this actually helps Orban.>THE KIKE'S GOONS TO INTENSIFY THE SNATCHING OF GOYIM ON EASTER FOR (((SECURITY))) REASONSWUT???!!!as always, stay safe!
>>532623222Two more days? Screencap status?
>>532623275Less than 9 hours unless Iran capitulates.
>>532622847>The kike's minions are ready to increase taxes for goyimWell nothing surprising if we mention their lust toward 30 pieces of silver Stay safe m8
>>532623248i am something of a self-hating swede, but if you don't hate them do you even care about them and want the best for them and our nation?
>>532622847Hi, Goose. Comfy status?
>>532623465We know you are somalian
>>532623375You lost, tranny.
Pool's open, pilots saved, Russia losing, Iranians getting genocided. We just cannot stop winning.
TACO
>>532622847evening anon, stay safe and comfy.
>>532620304>they are using children as human shields around powerplants and bridgeshow people so stupid to eat this shit
Nothing ever happens
>>532623804preemptive excuse making for when we bomb another school>they shouldn't have put those nuclear bombs behind that school
>>532623735Certainly looks like Trumps move forced Iran back to the negotiating table. Trump is a genius at this.
>>532623248We're just a very tribal people, all these social rules and stuff (except for the fucking feminist rape laws) makes perfect sense in some little town of 8-10k or whatever like where I grew up.Noone was ever insecure about anything, everyone knew who were their friends, the cousins of their frineds, their own cousins, who were nice, who were criminal etcetera.It just completely falls appart in major cities and becomes all kinds of horrible.
>>532623747lmao dumb bunny is wearin a strawberry lipstick
>>532619741Forgot to close the hatch and APC door and fibre optic FPVs flew in, so unfair.
>>532623017>>532623031>>532623041>>532623273>>532623403Thank you, frens :3
>>532622847China evilly forced America to bomb Iran by doing nothing, how devious of them.Totally nothing to do with Israel.
>>532623895*Dooooooooong*
>>532622988Kamensky being funny for once? Which universe am I in?
>>532623485Hi, fren :3>>532623747Thanks, fren :3>>532624283LMAO. Thank you, fren :3
>>532622378The same Bongs that came up with made up 'sources in Iran say'
>>532624049Say the line.
The muttcope in this thread sure is something
>>532624615>Ghoncheh HabibiazadSo it’s a butthurt diasporoid making up quotes out of thin air.
Alex Jones says Trump is on the wrong side of capeshit.
>>532624615no shit that they are going to lie about this shit, especially they hired someone named 'he be biased' to write/cover it
old tricks aren't working
>>532624131
>>532624901Why Donaldolf keep cosplaying Putler? Insane
>>532624901HE'S TURNING INTO THANOS!!!*if you want to survive the snapping buy our prefab bunkers, they fit right in your backyard next to the cuckshed!*
>>532621214>It just fell out of the sky or somethin!>>532622988top kek
>>532620192is just tired and resting
>>532625073it's super funny how mutt shils were saying WTI being below 100 was a huge victory, only for them to shut up as soon as it leap frogged over Brent.Now, much like the destroyed military bases, crashed planes, 5th fleet having fled the ME and all other humiliating loses the US suffered, mentioning oil prices is now verboten.
https://tass.com/politics/2113089>two more red lines and kike lives will surely become more important that russian lives
>>532622988>Kamensky made a funny and based drawing>david D. on the right side and making common sense postsWe have officially entered the multiverse.
>>532624872Same propagandist who made yo the 12year old IRGC.
F to all of the Cameroon heroes who died for the SMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG9vWoK2ys8Its the end of Russia's ally Iran. One of Russia's last allies - their whole civilization will be killed tonight unless they surrender.Good job Putin! This is what they get for mess with Ukraine.
>>532625208I have no idea what that meme is saying, but I do like the fact that it seems russians just accepted that they'll be internationally depicted as silver haired anime girls.
took months off chug, kikes still post the same copy pastas fuck you moot faggot for allowing this
>>532624131bunny? more like tranny
>>532626402>monthsniggerバカ they've been reusing the same script since 2022 desu
told ya
>>532626644So she’s dead, right?
>>532626564nigger you mistaking me for some other anoni am occasionally bake, occasionally draw logo anon. shitpost at all times
>>532621214lmao
>>532626402At least they post all the latest Skala AI assault peremoga.
>>532626215They're both kikes scheming. One of them wrote a sign saying "Russian" to psyop Russians into giving them money just to spite the one with a "Jewish" sign.It's made more evident by the fact they're twins.
Looks like out friend from Mariupol started missing the days when Mariupol was part of ukraine
>>532626215>memethey're both jews, silly. tel aviv honks unrelated
>>532626775see previous thread, Press TV's version of events is that the inserted team after being discovered had to abandon everything to get out.
>>532626977if there is a person to trust it the EU paid niggers on twitter Ukranny is saved !
>>532626860i'm telling you that those niggers don't give a fuck on how old the materials they're use for shilling issome of them are still using 4 years old rotten pasta to this very daythis is the usual state of business
>>532626644it's extremely obvious that they wanted to stage a PR victory by raiding Isfahan, then they would either just leave or try to hold it long enough to airlift the uranium out.the downed F-15 was probably trying to soften the iraniam defenses.
>>532627113>Looks like out friend from Mariupol started missing the days when Mariupol was part of ukrainewhats even going on with there internet crackdown the entire world is doing it, you would almost think it was coordinated.
Russia and China have crushed Bahrain's dream, no more burgers and pizza coming in.>>532627192I'm still disappointed there aren't any epic mass Osprey or any Osprey at all in the entire ops when VTOL was supposed to prevent the factors contributing to failure of Eagle Claw.
>>532627271yes, this was a misunderstanding from the beggining no argument
>>532627113>We lost Mariupol, but Russia doesn’t have TelegramEvery single day you post one peremoga more pathetic than the other.
>>532617490>Holocaust bad>and really happened>eternal reparations to jews>also holocaust the Palestinians>and the Iranians>and support the USA & Israel doing it>Western values or something *big nose breathing noises in the back*Power is all that ever mattered. Everything else has always been fake argumentation or fake values.
>>532627700Masterpiece
WARNING WARNING URGENT NEWSNAFO JUST ACTIVATED! NAFO JUST ACTIVATED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Very valuable contribution to this thread, Mr. Jamal Gonzalez from Okinawa oblast.
>Norway promised F-16s to Ukraine – has not yet arrived at the war>The planes that were supposed to help the country in the war with Russia have not yet been put into service inside Ukraine.>– I can't use them, they're not here. Maybe Norway should put a little more effort into putting them together, so that we could use them here now, says a source in Ukraine that NRK has spoken to.>The person is an advisor from a Western country, and works with the Ukrainian Air Force.>The source says Ukraine needs the Norwegian planes now, because Ukraine is at a turning point in the war. That's why he is willing to give an interview to NRK to try to influence the process.>These six planes would have saved lives this winter, and protected infrastructure better. We would have been able to shoot down more Russian missiles and drones, the source tells NRK.>Was supposed to provide six aircraft – more were delivered as parts in boxesLmao they literally shipped the Falcons in parts and called it a day
>>532628078>NAFO is activatedIs this their codeword for their little gay orgy hotel meetings?
>>532628078Jesus fucking Christ.
>>532627237That's fine even if SKALA keeps getting fried the legendary 47th will be coming back with new game changing Australian Abrams to take Robotown once and for all.
>>532627482Anon have you somehow missed that we're moving into the real pre-phase for ww3?Everyone is hardening their own internet spheres to be able to manage enemy propaganda and communications. China did this deccades ago, but slowly everyone has been forced to move in the same direction. Banning faceberg and twitter, banning telegram and youtube, all this stuff is to limit enemy propaganda, to channel you population onto platforms where enemies have to expose their networks and connections in order to propagandize your population, limit the movement of capital into your country to control foreign shilling and bribing/hireing of murderes and all kinds of shit.This is just the final layer of it.This is why we have the shut-down of cash here. Because VISA, MASTERCARD Youtube Facebook Twitter etc already play these parts here, so they have effectively controll over who moves money in any significant amounts where.It's not against "crime" they want crime, it's because that's how operation spiderweb came about, that's how the Crokus arena attack was funded. Thats how they got the guns into Chechnya, that's how they were aiming to move guns into Iranhttps://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/04/06/report-trump-says-u-s-tried-to-send-guns-to-iranian-protesters-suggesting-kurds-kept-them/You can't fight a war while you're forced to also fight a civil war, so to prevent the enemy from instigating one, you have to shut down all these gay liberal nonsense the US has been pushing to have access to send guns to the whole world. To instigate rebellions in the the whole world, to pay NGOs and shills in the whole world.It's really not very complex.But it's a actual move towards a genuine ww3 hardball situation.
>revolutionarily
>>532628171What else would it be?
>>532628078xir... reports have just come in that the unit has taken already 41% casualty
>>532628301fucking drunk ass grammar typo shitfuck this, i'm playing video games
Nrreeerwww Here comes the plane chuggie!! open up wide and have some mashed potatoes
>The European Commission has no information on the whereabouts of its representatives, who arrived in Ukraine on March 18 to assess the situation around the 'Druzhba' oil pipeline, but never visited the site.oy vey
>>532628497I dont like potato
>>532628608I assume they got themselves a offer to either go there and be shot, or go to kiev fuck some hookers, do some coke and go back to the comission in a weeks time.
>>532628497Pete, put down the bottle
>>532627614I think the manufacturer implores them not to use them
>>532628078fucking kek
>It's different when we do it for IsraelAmerisharts seething at Russia and China for vetoeing UN security council resolution legitimising their war on Iran
>>532628078AT BATTLE STATION SIR YES SIR KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God sending the jews a last warning
>>532628984Kot.
>>532628078AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
>>532624901
>>532629496Zoom out, zigger.
>>532628886I just want a massive Osprey assault like in Edge of Tomorrow beach battle.
I SAID YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
>>532629021Well why, if this is "too important to be choked" have Iran not been allowed to export their oil through it for 30 years?Fucking niggers, Death to america.
>>532629541>piclol lmao
>>532629654What if the EU unironically does it? Then what?
>>532628886>>532629610But they do look cool.
>>532629579Yeah the same pattern of mostly old people, who was raised on the "red alert/cold war" propaganda. I dont really think zoomers or boomers even care about this conflict
>>532629654>the art of the DAI
>>532623041that pic is too hot, delete pls
>>532630018Boomertroons are either libshits, cuckservatives or communiggers. It’s hopeless.
>>532628078do they like killing themselves and shiet?
>>532623735that's literally what is going to happen, come the deadline, he will claim that he is negotiating with imaginary iranians, then in two weeks threaten to glass it again if they don't respond to his dms
>>532628627This is what I look like. 100% no difference I look exactly like this.
>>532623735Yeah why do you think the Iranians pre-empted him with a "fuck off we don't want to talk to you, don't pretend to be fucking talking to us". This time?
>>532629895they still owe to international banks and USA doubt they will follow EU banks
>>532630341How is it possible to degrade the trust in one country’s institutions so fast?
>BREAKING | CHINA & RUSSIA VETO HORMUZ RESOLUTION
>>532630432Can you be my gf? Im a nice guy, come to Russia! I can show you uuuuuuuhhhh snow and beers
>Israel bombs the Rafi Nia synagogue in TehranThe only possible reason I can think of is the uncomfortable truth of many Jews existing in the heart of Iran for centuries while the kike media tries to spread propaganda of a belligerent Iran
>>532630581globohomo was always like this, all the way back when they attacked usTrump simply doesnt give a fuck for diplomatic channels and such and says the quiet part out loud glowniggers left without job kek
>>532630581Carlson calling on US military to ignore orders lol they're gonna van him
>>532630885everybody that could do that already quit or got removed Trumps admin is full of Yes men now Congress is also majority on board with attacks
Once again interesting stats:>https://www.kiis.com.ua/?lang=ukr&cat=reports&id=1589&page=1>70% don't believe negotiations will lead to sustainable peace, 25% believe, >nobody refused to answer, is this even possible?>Donbass concession in exchange to security guarantees 7 vs 29 vs 57, yes, maybe, no. 1% refused to answer>Table by groups on concession, it would be interesting to know which group refused to answer the most>Nobody refused to answerLolwut?>101% of Kievan, men, 30-44yo and 60+, highly educated, average income answeredSounds fun, but it could be rounding issue, although prevalence this high is suspicious.>99% answers are from Center/north, Ukrainian speakers,Why didn't they hide survey ukhilyant percentage in groups?
It appears Trump wants to pull a Truman like move The catastrophic difference being here that Russia has a much more advanced and larger nuclear arsenal than Jewsa But also ignoring that Truman rejected any further nuclear use during war because it didn’t have the same principal as it did with the Japanese as not only to end the war with a nation suicidally behind Tojo, but as well the initiative to show political foes the power Neither of the two principals apply to Iran Nuking Tehran in any way gives Russia precedent to immediately start lobbing at any nation that has thrown physical and financial support to killing Russian soldiersPreferably to any Lubyanka Ghosts lurking>London, Paris, Brussels, Berlin, Lvov, Warsaw, Istanbul, Baku, Riga
>>532630885>Trump orders a nuclear attack on IranI'm sure the Americans will make plenty of excuses, that will be obediently trotted out in the western media, about why it was necessary "to save lives"
And of course DC and NYC
>>532630634no shit?
>>532631788No excuses just cold hard logic America would never win a mainland invasion into Japan Bringing the Japanese to kneel and showing the Soviets we have the atomic bomb were the primary goalsIt’s why Truman fired retard MacArthur
>>532631867>and NYCBut that's where Venti is
>>532631788>Nuking wasn't that bad, cuz we killed more with napalm in TokyoThe art of excuses!
>>532628627you like tomatoes?
>>532632082exactly>>532631553absolute bullshit
>>532630664Not even jews likes Israelfaggaots
>>532631729>the Genie WILL be released from the bottle BasedNuke neocojones shitholes
>>532631788The only thing a nuke can do is colour a mountain black, nobody is going to accept nuclear terrorbombing of a city, and the only people even considering it are the jews.
>>532629654>>532630045>DEY DEY DEY
>>532630664Oh yeah, Iran do have jews but funny how other kikes ignore their existence, just like West ignore christian ayyrabs in Lebanon/Palestine. Probably see them as traitors.
>>532631984But you don't see contradictory nature of your and Truman's excuses?>Nuking wasn't that bad, napalming was worse>we had to nuke cuz war wouldn't end otherwiseIt's Schrödinger's nuke, it simultaneously was and wasn't an escalation. This is a good sign of excuse, when you have to flip flop between copes.
>>532631729dumb an naivemaybe ukraine gets nuked at most
>>532632732It's an escalation because of what the nukes represented, but the nukes of the time were fairly small and relatively weak compared to the later thermonuclear weapons, and most buildings in Japan at the time were still made of wood so the firebombings were indeed more destructive. It's kinda like Oreshnik.
>>532632245WTF is that arm?
>>532632732>excuses There is no excuse, again there was no possibility the U.S. would win a mainland invasion of Japan Furthermore the Soviets were approaching fast to the east It was a show of force and an be all end all to the pacific theater The human life lost is irrelevant to the outcome The human life saved is irrelevant to the outcome That’s the cold truth
>>532632508Have you heard of the golden rule of Trump?
>>532631729>>532631788The US bombed Japan because we wanted a total surrender and they only wanted to give a conditional surrender. Again, we refused any kind of diplomatic angle and simply wished to barrel through all opposition to get OUR way, as the belligerents we've always been. We were also aware that the longer we stretched things out, the more Russia was going to push into Japanese territory, and we were terrified of an East/West Germany situation in Japan because, one, the war in the Pacific had been entirely our attempt to be the only naval power in that ocean more than it was anything else, and two, despite being allies we were already gearing up to treat the Soviets as our rivals and enemies.
Also Buttrein wanted to use UN resolution to invade Iran like BoP jews but got vetoed by Russia and China lol >Russian delegate: The draft resolution submitted to the Security Council recalls resolution 1973, which allowed the destruction of Libya Gaddafi's ghost still looms.>Russian delegate: We sympathize with the affected Arab countries, but we cannot ignore the other great risks Russia: be a man and get fucked by missiles and drones.
>>532632851I never said they would, I said it gives them precedent Dumb Lil Cos
>>532632508>The only thing a nuke can do is colour a mountain blackAmericans do want to turn all things black though
>>532633034Just a healthy vegan man, what?Too white for you is he?
>>532633138You never said you love niggers, but you do have a precedent.
pelase nuke kiev
though I am very against the whole iran war thing, I am very morbidly curious about how bad the global energy crisis can get as well as how bad things will get for iranian civilans if trump goes through with “power plant and bridge day”
>>532633123most interesting is China's veto on the text which calls for opening the Strait of Hormuz
Where's your Koran now ? lmao fucking mudslimes
>Furfat desperate to be nuked Ok
>>532634295take 20-30% of global oil output off the market, for years. That means famine, wars and a new world on the other end.
>>532634592Is that a nuclear artillery shell?
>>532634295It would be bad for hospitals I guess?For those over like 80 who are at increased risk of dehydration and stuff I guess?It's not like people haven't lived there for 6000 years without AC.
>>532634720China.
>>532634592YWNNM(you will never nuke me)
>>532634804nuclear artillery is from a kino parallel universe
>>532634295gas prices(in america) have increased about 30% near me in the past couple of months. we live in a petrol economy, everything is made from it. and we're lucky because there's enough oil in america for us. the problem is that the corporations that own the oil will want to sell it over seas for higher profits. the global recession will be terrible. easily a 50% cost inflation over the next year.for the iranians? in syria 25% of the population left the country during the civil war. it could be even worse if we actually knock out all of the power plants and water infrastructure in Iran. Maybe 50% of the population will be displaced by the end of it.
>>532634966will replace you in that scenario, the only silver lining.
>Two days war to end the GAE and make everyone Chinese.>Week 5, Tel Aviv still exists probablySAD!
>>532635007>and we're lucky because there's enough oil in america for us.That's not really true, we still import a lot of oil. We use more of it than anyone else by a long shot, even per capita.
Trump won't nuke shit.
>>532635007that's precisely how this affects you too. You have your oil, which in many countries is considered of the people, but it's owned by corporations that gladly sell it to your perceived enemies even if it mean more profit. But just your vassals is enough to send your prices sky high for anything oil related. And don't forget gas and associated products like fertilizer.
>>532632984>It's an escalation because of what the nukes representedBut the question is, does it matter to citizen if it's one bomb or 1000 of plane in one night? devastation is still the same. Does it matter to state or military, when they already had no power to disturb bombing raids?>>532633040>There is no excuse, again there was no possibility the U.S. would win a mainland invasion of JapanWhy not? The analysis of the time was that the victory would be costly, and that was the cope excuse for using nukes.>Furthermore the Soviets were approaching fast to the eastCareful with that one!>It was a show of force and an be all end all to the pacific theaterOnce again, why napalm didn't work? It was more devastating>The human life lost is irrelevant to the outcome>The human life saved is irrelevant to the outcomeWait, I've heard something similar from Stalin's fake quotes, showcasing how evil he was. And that's why it's called excuse!>That’s the cold truthThe cold truth would be that Truman murdered japs as a power move against Stalin, you could even justify it as prevention of cold war going hot in early days, the rest is concentrated copium. Japs themselves trusted that the "unholy alliance" between USSR and USA would break, they've even planned to escape to the Continent, in case home islands would be lost. Fighting Japs, while posturing against USSR would indeed be a tough nut to crack, this is what Japs wanted, and in that situation they saw an opportunity for negotiated peace. Nobody wants to surrender unconditionally, but that's what was decided for Japan in Potsdam conference. But did something happen to those jap plans? Oh right >The Soviets were approaching fast to the east
>>532635170and if /PIG/ is right, Iran says they will retaliate on targets outside their region if we send Iran Back to the Stone Ages™, and one would think our refineries would be a target.
Don't nuke, pls. We need those yummy resources.
>>532635255The people driving this behind him will. There's no time left to contain China otherwise. Brian Berletic today says as much.
>>532635368>Stalin’s fake quotes One million is a statistic, one is a tragedy and such Human psychology and the unconscious mind already prove this quote correct
>>532635567>One million is a statistic, one is a tragedyThis also applies to women's body count
>>532635463no pole will ever have my shit
>>532635965>no pole will ever have my shitHow do you plan on having gay anal sex then?
>>532636219by topping feminine thai twinks itt of course
Baking
>>532634336China wants the Strait open but not through vague and jewish aggression resolution.>Chinese Ambassador to the United Nations: The draft resolution in the Security Council did not take into account the fundamental causes and used language that can be interpreted and exploited Chinese delegate: Washington, which threatens to erase a civilization, would have used this decision to support its aggression instead of calming things >Chinese delegate: Draft resolution that we vetoed pours fuel on fire instead of putting it out >Chinese delegate: Washington and Tel Aviv are blowing up the situation and they must stop their aggression immediately Chinese delegate: China is engaged in peaceful efforts in the region as a whole to stop fighting and to respect the Charter of the United Nations and the law of the sea >China and Russia have submitted a draft resolution calling for the opening of the Strait of Hormuz and a return to peace Should have just threatened to unify Taiwan.
>>532635463>We need those yummy resources.What are those? Sandstone and natural gas, which is so deep that it's more expensive to extract than to buy American gas? You're unlikely to be interested in wheat and sunflower oil. Everything tastier than this is on the other side of the Dnieper.
>>532635368>Once again, why napalm didn't work? It was more devastating>Once again, why dozens squadrons of B-17/B-29 didn't work? It would be more devastating then dropping nuke from 1 planeSame Hiroshima have insane number of civilian casualties simply because it didn't considered as air raid since there flying only few B-29(one of them just equipped with cameras and other noncombat equipment)
>This also applies to women's body count >t.e-mutt turbosimp
>>532636818wheres the lie though
>>532637088>>532637088>>532637088Sorry for the delay, a fucking glass snake got into my house mid bake and I had to capture it.