https://nationaltoday.com/us/dc/washington/news/2026/04/07/tracking-the-pentagon-pizza-theory-as-tensions-rise-with-iran/
>>532630639this a chunky pizza, who cooked this ?
>>532630639yummi
>>532630639>OHHH SHART CAN YOU BLART!!
>>532630639>americans call this pizza
hmmm cheese casserole
>>532630639they need to just build a pizzaria in the pentagon everyone knows when they're geeking out
I don't like pizza
>>532630639Havent they heard of digiorno ?
>>532630639>As tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, some are closely watching pizza delivery patterns around the Pentagon for signs of impending military action. The so-called 'Pentagon Pizza Theory' suggests that spikes in pizza orders to the Pentagon often coincide with elevated geopolitical tensions and major news events. While the reliability of this indicator is debated, it has become a quirky way for analysts to monitor activity around the U.S. military's headquartersSounds like some rabbit jewy snarky bullshit.
>>532630639They should be ordering TACOS
>>532630639What the FUCK is that>>532631243Thats not a pizza bunkerbro
>>532631243I will let you cuddle with my cock. It still has foreskin to chew on.
>>532630639If you want an even better metric, check the gay bar traffic in DC 8pm-12am.
>>532631279Here you go
>>532630639I mean you're turning a country to rubble tonight, I expect pizza to be on the menu.
>>532631385From a place in Wyoming that used to make funky sourdough pies. They closed a few years ago. Here’s their Frito chili pie pizza.
>>532631243You don't like pizza or you're not allowed to eat pizza cause its not kosher?
>>532630639https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m
>>532631273its mrs anthony wiener
>>532631562Fuck that looks good.
>>532631562Jesus Christ no wonder you guys are so fuckin fat
>>532630639>pizzaSomeone should check how many are cheese pizzas
>>532631590Not anymore.
>>532630639what style of za is that? artisan deep dish?mushrooms tho? nobody likes mushrooms. except recreationally. they are an obvious psyop. i'll even die on that hill for israel. just to prove a point.
>>532631562i mean, i ain't saying no
>>532630639fuck you nigger im on a diet
>>532630639Can you Amerifatts at Palantir send me a pizza on Sunday for free? I'm kind of hungry myself desu. You just got a half trillion dollar budget increase. You may as well share some of the wealth with a BWC poster like myself. I'll stop complaining and bitching on 4Chan for 1 week.
>>532631029looks american
>>532630639Pizza, pizza? or the pizza that you sacrifice to the jew demon moloch?
>>532630639I make homemade pizza. How do I make it do this.
>>532631476mamma mia che è sta schifezza??
>>532631686>nobody likes mushrooms. Just shietskins don't like mushrooms
>>532631684What do you think they did together later
>>532631562sourdough. what cant it do.>>532631879baste. i love them now
>>532631562this shit looks fuckin disgusting
>>532631817Leave an inch around the pizza with no toppings then fold the excess dough over, it will wall up when it cooks.
>>532631817With a cake pan or cast iron
>>532631846Can you pronounce mozzarella like a normal human being instead of moss-ar-el?
>>532632143half of the shit I see at restaurants when I go to the US is fuckin disgusting
>>532630639that's a casserole tho
>>532632333Spaghetti Anon is right. You are wrong, Canuck.
>>532630639Do amerilards unironically call this abomination a pizza?
>>532631243We know moshe. Your diet is made up entirely of the finest and freshest foreskins in Judea.
>>532631562Nigga that's not a fucking pizza.
>>532630639I guess the holy Grail committed another sin.
>>532631243Kill yourself pls thx
>>532632564I’m sure this is what you’re used to.
>>532631446Imagine a gay jew with a fetish for foreskin
>>532632422Pineapple and ham on pizza works, Captain Sweden. I know it's haram in your Islamic/diverse shit hole.
>>532630639Mushrooms are so fucking disgusting holy shit.
>>532631657the obesity has more to do with our canola
>>532632809>canadian child postingyeah. i felt this way at 11, too
>>532633004He's right. I was wrong about onions thought. 23
>>532633004>Mmmmm fungus
Detroit style is best
>>532631217Imagine government pizza.
>>532633484You don't have to imagine it. They already did that on Epstein island.
>>532631562All their customers rode off into the sunset on their disability scooters
>>532633423If Deepdish pizza had a retarded cousin, it would be Detroit Style.
>>532631846Romans did this to greek inventions, our turn now my wopigga
>>532632333Italians don't do that, only Italian Americans do.
>>532633989I'm going to need a confirmation from an authentic Italian from Italy. They will have to do a penis photo with a timestamp to confirm. I can't take an Amerimutt golem's word at face value.
>>532630639gay bars status update?
>>532632809>>532633330>>532633266these anons get it. psylocybin is baste tho
>>532630639Is a pizza like this basically a bowl of sauce? A bowl of cheese? I need to have the recipe / see a vid.
>>532630639anyone who enjoys 'deep dish pizza' should kill themselvesit's lasagna and that's fine, lasagna is good. but lasagna is NOT pizzaTHIS is not pizza in ops picKILL your self if you disagree
>>532631761Chicago deep dish pizza. Its basically just a lasagna
>>532632809Yes in India (your home country). Because the ground is polluted with every hazardous chemical on earth.
>>532631273Humor Aberding is such a goofy name.
>>532631846In my home we cook Italian like that pic all the time.. a nice fresh pizza dough smothered in egg wash, ricotta and a pound of mozzarella. Next we add tomato puree, mushrooms and pepperoni.On a separate pizza dough we add taco seasoned meat with cheddar, lettuce, Chipotle sauce, and mayo.We fold it four times and then cut it to make a stacked pizza wrap. Pic related. My family calls it the Little Italy. Doesn't Italy eat like this too?
>>532630639American and Polish pizza is closer to the original concept than this thin faggy thing considered today as le real italiano pizza.
Aww here it goes.
>>532636021>Doesn't Italy eat like this too?no.
>>532636021Sometimes we also just roll a thin dough and add whatever's in the cupboard.
>>532636357Damn bro I'm sorry for you guys. You don't know what you're missing. Gotta try it at least once.
>>532636425This makes me horny as a man.
>>532636851im willing to try if it was more dry and stop calling it pizza.
>>532635612Indians being anywhere is a cause for ground pollution.
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