Previous: >>532651607!! THREAD THEME !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmJyn61j1k>Trump Ultimatum: 3h48m▶RECENT:>Iran's Amirkabir petrochemicals plant in Mahshahr attacked — Mehr News Agency>IRALCO in Arak, Iran's largest aluminum producer, has been hit in an airstrike>US B-2 Bombers spotted in the American vassal state United Kingdom>Iraqi Protestors storm Kuwaiti embassy in Iranhttps://files.catbox.moe/8f7cg0.MP4>IRGC: will respond outside region, deprive US, allies of oil & gas "for many years" if red lines crossed, civilian facilities attacked.>President of the USA threatens to end Iranian civilisation>Iran to UNESCO: Condemn threat to attack railway recognised as World Heritage site.>USG-Israel strike railway lines and bridges in Iran & Kharg Island>Sirens and alerts in Bahrain and UAE.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Russia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/>WTI $117.55>Brent Crude $111.44>Dubai Crude $128.52▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfCsDlHlVo4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18axICrk5Twhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmJyn61j1k▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
Death to America.Death to America.Death to America.
>>532654145o7
>>532654100Breaking - Airstrikes struck the Bakhtar Electric Aluminium Plant in Arak, central Iran. US and Israeli forces struck an aluminum plant in Arak and the Fajr petrochemical complex in Mahshahr, hitting key industrial infrastructure inside Iran. A minimum of 8 explosions were heard in Arak.
TKD
when should i honor suicide tonight
>>532654100BASEDASED
>>532654219>Electric aluminum plantRetarded? Retarded.
https://x.com/zagrain_baluch/status/2041616107531096512>Pakistan’s Permanent Rep @Asimiahmad abstained from the Bahrain-UAE backed UNSC resolution against Iran, delivering a powerful statement: “Pakistan’s clear objective is to end hostilities and seek lasting peace in the region.”>This brave, principled decision prioritizes de-escalation over division.
>>532654100i sure with germans had a spine
dominicans tongue my anus
>>532654219But how will this open the strait?
>China imports US oil for Asian fuel markets amid Hormuz crisisIRGC sissies... you guys said that Iran was forcing ships to pay the toll using the Yuan.. was that a lie?!?!Why is China buying energy and oil from the US... presumably using US dollars.. if the Iranians are letting chink ships pass and charging others a toll?https://x.com/SpencerGuard/status/2041014657964482857?s=20https://asiatimes.com/2026/04/china-imports-us-oil-for-asian-fuel-markets-amid-hormuz-crisis/
>>532654100Rabbis tongue my foreskin
Anyone know which song the band was playing here? I kinda like it.https://youtu.be/1_L0wWEkr24&t=448
>>532654145Preach it hermano
>>532654308the what now
ANIMA CHRISTI SANCTIFICA MECORPUS CHRISTI SALVA MESANGUIS CHRISTI INEBRIA MEAQUA LATERIS CHRISTI LAVA MEPASSIO CHRISTI CONFORTA MEO BONE IESU EXAUDI MEINTRA TUA VULNERA ABSCONDE MENE PERMITTAS ME SEPARARI A TEAB HOSTE MALIGNO DEFENDE MEIN HORA MORTIS MEAE VOCA MEET IUBE ME VENIRE AD TEUT CUM SANCTIS TUIS LAUDEM TE IN SAECULA SAECULORUMAMEN
>>532654322
depicting world events with anime girls is retarded and opens you up to the obvious counter attack of the anime girl depicting your cause getting fucked
Fuck Israel
Iran should accept America's terms for surrender.Trust me, it's not worth it. Iran doesn't even have anime to bounce back with after being nuked.
Iran is going to fold. Straight will open tomorrow. The boys in power there know they're one humanitarian disaster away from being ripped apart in the streets. They fear their own population infinitely more than the US.
>>532654322China buys everything from everyone
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/asia-pacific/pakistan-blames-israel-for-dangerous-development-amid-facilitation-of-us-iran-talks/3896515>Pakistan blames Israel for 'dangerous development' amid facilitation of US-Iran talks
THREE MORE HOURS AAAAAAAAAA
>Israel making sure Trump can't TACOLMAOServes him right for trusting them.
Guys, it's totally happening, just wait a bit more...
>>532654322Didn't MIGA yell at Biden for selling US oil and gas to Iran in 2022? Looks like it's okay when Trump does it.
>US/Israeli airstrikes struck the IRGC's base in Najafabad, Isfahan Province, central Iran.>Repeated airstrikes on the Yousef Abad District of central Tehran.> US/Israeli airstrikes struck the location of the Vilashahr underground missile city in the Isfahan Province.
I’m going to bed. Pakistan won. Nothing will happen. I accept my humiliation.
>>532654100>>532653958>>that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death).>حَدَّثَنَا مُعَلَّى بْنُ أَسَدٍ، حَدَّثَنَا وُهَيْبٌ، عَنْ هِشَامِ بْنِ عُرْوَةَ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، أَنَّ النَّبِيَّ صلى الله عليه وسلم تَزَوَّجَهَا وَهْىَ بِنْتُ سِتِّ سِنِينَ، وَبَنَى بِهَا وَهْىَ بِنْتُ تِسْعِ سِنِينَ. قَالَ هِشَامٌ وَأُنْبِئْتُ أَنَّهَا كَانَتْ عِنْدَهُ تِسْعَ سِنِينَ.can someone awnser my qusetion? i want to convert and im ment to be just as the prophet (pbum) but when i explaied i fucked a 14 year old turk girl a lost of muslim posters got mad? what is the lowest age i can go? in Shia it says that thighing is okay with infants and is common, can i get a solid awnser? i dont understand how muslims can be mad for me fucking a 14 year old but the prophet (pbuh) did it with a 9 year old, and in shia its okay for me to put my dick inbetween a babies legs. wtf is the right awnser? i support Iran.
HAPPENING CANCELLEDTrumpAlwaysChickensOutTACO
>>532654248Based
>>532654100Nigger
>>532654480AHAHAHAHAHA MIGA BTFO
>IRGC s-ACK
>>532653956>obvious ai shit imagei lol'd
TACO TUESDAY
>>532654480Fake
I DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN TOLDEPSTEIN TOUCHED MY TWO YEAR OLDDONALD FINISHED ON HER FACETHERES ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE
>Inshallah Iran will become a great power and regional hegemon, praise be to AllahWhat did Sheikh Troomb mean by this?
>>532654416Their own population are huddling around power plants, unafraid of being bombed. Iranians are for this war against the Satanic US government.
>>532654480Made me check
>>532654480He is so pathetic
>>532654480fakegay gayfake
The entire thing has felt like a giant waste of time and money
>>532654459Sleep well knowing kikes and mutts are getting bombed
>>532654449ummm retard-sama? is Trump selling energy to Iran? an already energy rich nation?you shitskins are really dumb lol
>>532654480its real
why did trump say that after Iran hit all the gulf states with missiles?when B 52 and a 15+ fleet of aircraft took off from tel aviv for a strike package?
There sure are a lot of tanker aircraft in the air at the moment.
Death to america
He's going to say that Pakistan's negotiations have been going well but they just need 2 more weeks
>>532654480fake migger cope
>nearly a century of nuclear taboo will be broken by a fucking reality tv show host>mutts will have to explain to their mutated children that the world used to be lush and beautiful, but they nuked it to "own the libs">they'll still say "it was worth it" as they die a slow, agonizing death as the strontium 90 in their blood reduces their organs to a gooey sludge of dismantled proteinsTo hate the Americans is to be human.
>>532654596>its realfake
Why are USA and Israel such good friends?
>>532654480WATCH THE SHITSKINS FALL FOR THIS LMAOOOO
>>532654100>An American bombing on the headquarters of the Popular Mobilization Forces in Dijla district.And at the same time>US Army Logistics Support Center in Baghdad targeted by two attacks>Al Jazeera, quoting a source familiar with Baghdad Airport: The US Army Logistics Support Center in western Baghdad has been targeted by two attacks.Iraq War part 3
I just realized >US dicks around in Venezuela and claims it's oil>US oil companies tell Trump the investment necessary to get Venezuela output back up is too high relatively to what oil is worth>Trump starts a war with Iran and lets the Strait get closed>Oil is now expensive enough for developing US-controlled Venezuelan oil to make fiscal sense The gulf states are being played like a fiddle
>>532654322china buying from one market has nothing to do with the other. you are desperate for some kinda W
>>532654480Fake and gay KYS
>>532654480I hate how plausible this is
>>532654414What if after getting nuked Iran develops their own style of cartoons that makes them a global soft power superpower?Anime is getting stale anyway, we could use something new
>>532654614it is likely a ruse to make the civilians go homethe US is that evil
>>532654596just stop its not helpingthe war continues
I wish I were Iranian. They are literally saving the West, the white race, and humanity itself from ZOG.
>>532654651they both are, thats the point.
Honestly bros Shia Islam is a very appealing system. Way more than Christianity tbqh.
>>532654480hey how many shitskins are going ot fall for this fake? >those (you)sapparently, all of /pig/ lolhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
the Awacs Lookners going on about
>>532654145
>>532654480fake>https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
>>532654100 Thread theme:https://youtu.be/jQe93YzUaOs?si=CrGiiuL400-8KMcV Total kike and zogbot death
Exterminate the jews.
>>532654653why do you allow your kingdom to be run by shithead communists?
>>532654551>got fooled by 100 cult members in a photo-opagain and again
>>532654716At least they have a decent blueprint for what a theocratic government looks like. They know what power is and they aren't afraid of wielding it. Mohammed was also like this too.
>>532654653Its a master/slave relationship With israel being the master
>>532654661the US is trying to reconquer iraq....because syria and kuwait are stable Iraq is getting it from all sides again
>>532654716Islam is right about women. That's really all it has going for it.
>>53265346033 tweets today as of now
>>532654219Nice
>>532654672>>china buying from one market has nothing to do with the other.>China using the US dollar to buy energy from the US at an inflated price point means nothing goy!!lmao
>>532654733Kek why is lookner going on about AWACS in Missouri
I don't even want to post memes or troll about any of this because it feels like I'd be tempting fate
>>532654717>it's just a bunch of midterm promo spam postswhat
bridges status?power plants status?
>>532654664That's way too smart and focused.Also Not how prices work.
>>532654733my grandmother was from Pauls Vally, they had a no nigger b& for almost 70 years.,
>>532653538There are very specific intelligence checks to make sure this doesn't happen. But Hegseth wanted to outdo even Shock and Awe with an overwhelming number of strikes day one. So those checks were deprioritised in favour of identifying as many targets as possible, in line with Hegseths explicit doctrine of maximum lethality, not tepid legality. Minha was the result of that doctrine, not some random regrettable mistake of war. It is literally one of the worst massacres in a school ever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_massacres_by_death_toll
>>532654480Barbecue’s cancelled retards. AGAIN. Strange that anyone still believes this bumbling old buffoon.
>>532654480Lmao
>>532652639>Ruin FIFA26 economic windfall and risk major and/or WMT terrorist incidenthttps://www.sportsvalue.com.br/en/the-2026-fifa-world-cup-will-be-the-most-lucrative-in-history-with-revenues-expected-to-exceed-us-10-9-billion/ (February 19, 2026)Events such as picrel are simply impossible now. SocceFOOTBALL is not a sport native to the US, but it is the #1 rage all over ROTW.Trump had been hoping for profits but he will get economic collapse.Fertilizer cost hike and mass deportations of cheap farm labor mean food crisis gonna hit right in time for midterms.Midterms cannot be expected to be held in any regular fashion under such conditions.Most likely outcome for ROTY is martial law in US some time between July and November.
>>532654661Nobody is in those buildings. You people are retarded. 5 weeks in.... Seriously....
>>532654702I feel a kindred connection with themMy country went through the same thing in 1999We weren't able to keep fighting but iran can and they can winBrings a tear to my eye desu
>>532654100>oil prices fallingIt’s over isn’t it
>>532654717most of the replies are calling it fake
>>532654820what's with all the glowniggers today
>>532654794Seems to also be right about what to do when a country of 300 million jews threaten to destroy you
>>532654664>The gulf states are being played like a fiddleYeah, they are fucked.
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>>532654480the fact i have to check shit like this because theres a chance it could be real instead of being able to dismiss it outright immediately is grim
>>532654857hey your muslim, can you awnser my question? im trying to convert. >>532654469
>>532654661>America lost Iran The british empire would never fumble like these mutts
>>532654100TACO
When are we getting another novel?
>Breaking Greek prime minister just gave a warning that if Iran targets the Greek Patriots stationed in Saudi Arabia they will sanction Greek owned oil tanker fleet undefinetly untill Iran pays 100B billion competition anyone found ignoring the sanction will be STRIPED of his Greek citizenship
*wins ww3*
>New The Fajr Petrochemical Plant in Bandar-e Mahshahr, southern Iran, has been struck by US/Israel.Iran just got smacked hard in that last wave
>>532654909Fake and gay like all claims. Iran isn't even speaking.
TACO
>>532654702The heroism of the Iranian people, their soldiers, and their politicians is off the charts. Pretty obvious to anyone with a functioning brain who the good guys are.
>>532654853Literally hundreds of US military installation contain primary schools
>>532654664let us know when venezuela manages to fix all the broken pumps
>>532654909we hear this shit every 2 hoursstop spamming
>>532654929Trumps gonna concede everything isn't he lmao.
>>532654685Whatever it will be I sure hope it will have lolis, this is very important.
>>532654716Hitler resented Christianity and felt like Islam was a better religion as well.He didn't super actively persecute Christianity but he was very vocally unhappy with the whole thing.
Under Siege
>>532654909nonsense, the US strikeforce is still in the air en route to Iran
>>532654480Not worded insanely enough to be 2026 Trump, try running into a wall head first next time
>>532654787And what's with India-Israel dynamics?
>>532654480>no spelling mistakesFake
>people believe there is going to be a deallollmao
lookner calm down, only scream when theres a happening
>>532654909>>532654929Well if CNN said it, it must be true!
>>532654909>CNN
Ansarallah are expected to close the Bab el Mandeb in the upcoming hours, according to pro-IRGC channels.
>>532654909No fucking way it actually worked. No fucking chance the boomer actually pulled it off by acting unhinged
>>532654653Christfags.
>>532654596>bloomBERG. Die in a ditch
>>532654100Puppet regime exposed >>532654851
Trump should call all MIGGERS to join a ground forces in a crusade against iran, that way america would rid itself of the unwanted people. That's how mena got rid of many jihadis, sending them to isis to die
>>532655034They are just going to lie about a deal to pump the stonks.
>>532654685very interesting ideaanime is quite stale
>>532654929TACO Tuesday
>>532655034the US lies to get the civilians from the sites to bomb them , standard judeo amerimongol tactics
>>532654399>>532654406TKDTADPraise Allah >>532654414Maybe they’ll produce Halalime
>>532655057>His time has come
>>532655051Yeah nigger
>>532654911grim for your cognitive capabilities
>>532654993It mostly stems from the fact that they had the balls to do a revolution against their own fake and gay ZOG puppet government and put one in place that cared about their own sovereignty and national interests.
All these scared and angry mudslimes, lmaoShouldn't have fucked with our greatest ally.
>>532654929These two should be forced to eat shit when this turns out to be bullshit
>ChatGPT commentedKek
TACTICAL NUKES CONFIRMED
GUESS WHO JUST SAVED THE WORLD HAHAHA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
>>532655113please be true
>>532654781They protest in the street daily AGAINST the Satanic American and Israeli regimes. But keep on coping about how the Iranian people love Trump.
>>532655034even if there is, kikes will betray and it's back to bombing
>>532654653Israel is basically a UK puppet created to preserve their influence in the middle east as the Soviet Union subverted Muslim states.But after the Suez Crisis and controversies over ensuing Israeli war crimes, the UK cut them loose. The US stepped in to fill the void and maintain Israel as an anti-Soviet proxy counterbalancing the Soviet-aligned Arab League.After Yom Kippur, the Arab League abandoned the Soviet sphere and ceased to be a threat but the Soviet-sponsored revolution in Iran and Soviet invasion of Afghanistan propelled into the new position as the regional antagonist proxy and it's maintained that relationship with Russia after the fall of the Soviet Union.
>>532655034People believe whatever shit the Great Satan is currently pumping out because their minds are simple and feeble and easily battered apart by incessant lies of the enemy.
>>532654299LOL funny coming from the capitulation flag
>>532654702Trvke
>>532654995And yet America has managed to fight 70 years of wars without bombing a school and killing 170 children. Which rather implies something different happened this time round. Congrats on pulling some irrelevant shit out your arse and not engaging with any of the substance of my post though.
>>532655164holy based
>>532654909
How long until Israel breaks the ceasefire?
>>532655070I remember the US telling pakis military to purge the president and did.The internal communication leaked. Pakistan is a puppet of the US.That is why they fake talks to calm the US markets and betray the ummah.It explains why they pretend they can protect saudi arabia.It is an american order.Why is iran letting pakistani ships through?
>“Some good news is expected from both sides soon” on a potential Iran ceasefire -a regional source to CNNLooks like Iran's going to be destroyed two weeks from now, then. They have to be completely stupid to accept a ceasefire at this point; they stand only to lose, and their enemies stand only to gain. Do they think they can escape what Israel decided to do decades ago and has worked diligently for all those years to achieve? No; Israel will replenish its anti-air munitions and then attack once more.
>>532655164
can one of those iranniggers on twitter say something about the paki shit? ghalibaf, marandi - not a peep
>>532655187Based Allah bless the heirs of Hindustan
>>532655187Can you nuke India please?
>>532655187Saar please redeem the peace treaty
>>532654909>a regional source>First brownoid they saw on the street
>>532655142well i didn't he'd tweet praise allah, yet here we are
>>532655187You're being set to be the fall guy you retard
>>532655277gib hormussy
>>532654929see you next week then
>>532655277it is fake news to get the civilians in iran to leave the sites and to calm the marketsit is more bullshit, pakistan just got exposed as an US sockpuppet
>>532655164if iran hits this will chat gpt start slowing down and malfunctioning? kek
>>532655164>ChatGPT commentedWe're so fucked as a species. Everyone who helped create AI is an enemy of the human race and must be killed post-haste.
>deal within reach
>>532655078this looks like 90% of dudes that cosplay deepest fantasy.
>>532655241Don't you dare insult an European country again stupid smelly jeet
>>532654702>>532654882>>532654133>>not sure why iranians think that will stop em>they're standing up to a much stronger power in defiance anon. These are just normies and they want to make the US President choose to have their blood on his hands. It won't matter to them, they'll be dead, and the power plants will be equally struck or not. >but this is the thought process that lasts longer than the moment. If the US blows up power plants, its not a biggie, it's done it many times. But if the US swears to obliterate a civilisation and threatens to blow up every single power plant and bridge in the country, well, let's say they want to make the job of any future tribunal or even that of posterity, easy in judging what happened.
So how much help is Russia and China actually providing Iran?
Iranian journalist Mehrdad Khalili:As for Iran, it has paid very heavy prices and accepted to endure other severe blows even if Trump carries out his threat. What it is thinking about is the post-war phase, not the war itself. It wants to end the war and lift sanctions completely so that it can continue its path more strongly and secure a comfortable life for its citizens who have endured years of economic blockade pressure, and also gain its natural position in the region and the world.Any temporary solution that does not meet Iran's conditions is rejected without any discussion; we are ready to pay the price and will not back down from our conditions, and we are also ready to deliver major blows that no one can imagine.The history of the region will be divided into before and after this night.
>>532655289Yeah, if Iran caves and agrees to some sort of ceasefire, they're done. It's game over for them and it will be entirely their own fault for surrendering their defense at the most important point
>>532655277can you people stop acting like pakistan proposing a 2 week ceasefire means jack shitthanks
>>532654322>moving to>appears>seems
>>532655294Araghchi said nothing on twatter for almost 2 days
>>532655304in due time.
>>532655211Did you unironically just admit to falling for state photo ops twice?
> — NEW: A regional source told CNN that a deal is expected to be closed tonight, adding that “some good news is expected from both sides soon,” with talks being led directly by Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Asim Munir.Iran is so retarded. Everything is so fucking Fake and gay. What's the point? Giving ZOG 6 more months to rearm and pummel the shit out of you?
>>532655164>ChatGPT commented
CNN IS REPORTINGAXIOS SAYSNEWS IN FROM BLOOMBERGBREAKING FROM REUTERSIm done with this parade. Unleash the missiles.
>>532654100>"Ami, Go Home!" - East German Anti-American Song>Flecktarn uniform>BundesflaggeAuweh!
I kind of wanted tens of millions dead because this kind of brinkmanship just sets a terrible precedent
It's over so soon?
>>532654399Netorare propaganda would be hot to see.
KEK Pakistan somehow the country that ended up stopping WW3
>>532655289>>532655447literally no indication that iran is even negotiating. stop falling for western propaganda
>>532655187at this point, Pakistan should be the Shia rules, Iraq and Iran have turned out to be the biggest loser pussies on the earth.
I will remind everyone that on Day One, Oman's FM Badr Al Busaidi deliberately leaked news that Iran and U.S. were on the verge of a "diplomatic breakthrough" once he learned that U.S.-Israel could be about to launch a war, in a last-ditch attempt to force their hand to stop by diluting their narratives.Similar things could happen in the coming hours.
>>532654653friends?
>>532655164Butlerian Jihad now!Death to the thinking machines!
>>532655247My point is just because a school is on a military base doesn't mean it's fair gameI didn't even read your inane NPC blabber, kek. It was obviously a purim sacrifice and Americans just took the blame like the good jamgoys they are
HAHAHAHAHAHA DILATE WIDE IRANNIES
>>532655515until the orange retard starts tweeting about it, nothing is over
>>532655289>>532655474>a regional source
>>532655474bro we've heard literally 40 days of info ops talking about Iranians agreeing to stop fighting.
>>532655389blame these turd world shitskins, asking grok on twitter for confirmation or using google ai when searching up something
SAY IT /pig/.
>power plant day>bridge day>in reality it was deal daytotal yank defeat
Don't end. I want to see Israel and the gulf niggers get nuked.
>dominican ape screeching like a howler monkey in every threadI miss the Moroccans desu, at least they were funny in their delusions
>>532655560I don't know, I feel like this time nothing will happen
>>532655560it's just shills trying to make a W out of literally nothing. meanwhile iran missiles continue to fall
>>532655515You shouldn't trust any of the instant news coming out around the "talks".Need to wait for something official
>>532655389Shh it'll hear you
>>532655521be hilarious if one of the many that guy @ in the tweet seen it and thought they'd take it to the president direct>hey don, you seen this?kek
>>532655034There wont be an actual deal, but trump will say there is a potential deal and cuck out
Taco delicioso
>>532655615domp eet (nuke)
>>532655474>a regional source>CNNKek
>>532655224what’s funny is the og comic is about lions at an iraqi zoo witnessing the US invasion
Countdown current status?Is anyone keeping an eye on the clock?
>>532655628A two-week ceasefire would be great news for Iran's nuclear program.
>>532654100This the new nafo troon thread now that the Ukraine is boring to they/them.
>>532655560This lmao
>>532655007Yeah but it's better that way and I won't laugh at him for making the right choice this time.
>>532654853It's because they used ChatGPT to do target identification. Unironically. They were bragging about it
>>532655617Any deal at this point would be a total Israeli-American victory. Israel's air defenses are failing and Iran has a huge missile stockpile left. But if they agree to a ceasefire, Israel can replenish its air defenses and utterly destroy a weakened, divided, demoralized Iran a few weeks from now.
>>532652046You know these >>532653125 guys, no?Stay safe.
>>532655474why are you believing this, retardquestion things
Was this entire thing just a ploy for Israel to grab more land
>>532655628>>532655617>>532655560Israel is just gonna kill the emissary again like always
>>532654911>>532655142He didn't praise Allah so it's obviously fake
>>532655521And one day they will be the ones to kick it off vs India.
>>532655474It's inherently better for Iran to hold their ground in a war of attrition started by America/Israel even if the cost will be catastrophic for the world. If things really get that bad under the command of Trump I wouldn't rule out that they oust him. We can't handle 3 more years of this if it really sparks an economic depression around the world
>>532655575Bruh we're essentially arguing on the same side fuck you for making me reply to you
>>532655526uh oh you're going to meltdown again aren't you?
>>532655277Hopefully they and it's. Will be exempt..assuming the ceasefire is even real
>>532655474>A regional sourceoh fuck off
>>532655687>AnthropicThe guys who leaked their entire source code?
>>532655736kek i did not know that
>>532655787The US also wants more land. They should have attacked Canada instead of Iran.
>>532655582>>532655671That's true, thank you guys for calming my tik tok brain.
>>532655787That's always the core assumption what's your point?
the B-52 got refueled above bucharest, strike should be incoming soon
any posts about the deal NOT from yanks or pakis?yeah didn't think so
>>532655858the last thing we want is more jeets and chinks
>>532655786I don't question I just follow headlines. I can't think
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>>532655916this kek
>>532655858we're doing Cuba next, then Greenland, then leafs
>>532655916Not oneYou do have non stop airstrikes on Iran going off at the same time
>>532655763Yeah almost certainly. The cowardice at Hegseth coming out and saying it's being investigated when he knows full well it was due to his decisions, and then Trump muddying the waters and saying it could have been Iran. Demons.
>>532655946youve been wrong about everything so fari remember when trump gave a speech you said Iran was going to surrender.And it didn't happen.
>>532655787Yep they're raping Lebanon freely right now while Muttmerica distracts everyone else with the Iran shit
>>532655915little under 3 hours till the bombs start falling.
>>532655887Are they relocating to argentina already? Not recommended, that place is full of nazis.
>>532655916From now on, I consider anything that doesn't come from Aragchi to be bullshit. If there's going to be peace, he'll be the one to announce it, not Trump or some streetshitter on Twitter.
>>532655974A terrible timeline but inevitable.
>>532655687>Look what we made guys...it's so powerful but you can't see itTransalation: we needs more from idiots
>>532655787https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Lebanon_warI see no one talking about Lebanon, the jews are literally and figuratively getting away with murder here They basically occupied more than they ever have in a long time>>532655858USA "wants" nothing. You are a client state for the jews haven't you realized this already
>>532655974leafs could fuck you up asymetric (because it is the most balanced and beneficial relationship you got in the world)
>>532655916They're negotiating with themselves once again. Just like in Ukraine.
>>532655974You cant even take the hormuz kek
>>532655915Fucking belter cucks
is there any more on this bros?
>>532655915>Romania Well well well. IRGC shitposters on /pol/ were discussing this earlier and knew where the strike would come from. Kegseth BTFO for the 6,000,000th time
>>532656063sooner I think if they fly above turkey
Jews and ZOG wants to bomb this
>>532655974>then GreenlandYou had a TACO about Greenland already. You can't have multiple TACOs for the same thing, that's cheating, and you're already obese
>>532656077well we should've done >Venezuela>CubaPeace Deal with Russia>Greenland>Leafsand then peace deal with Iran, peace deal with Based Kim. then world peace :D
You lost tranny once again the united states wins
>>532656045That's because of the heat of the moment
>>532655560they've faked negotiations and attacked them every single time.we are talking about zionists here. they are shameless liars.>>532655657it's not human shills, it's bots. a media + shillbots campaign
Straits status?
>>532652935>Was it actually intentional?They didn't give a fuck about getting their target information up to date.Have hammer, find nail. It's just how they roll.One of the more notable opposition guys almost got killed in the very first strikes, presumably because his name is similar to a high-ranking regime member who got killed some days later IIRC.To be chill with Trump/MAGA, you gotta be a low-effort, low-IQ slopper yes-man.Piss poor planning and preparation prevents proper performance.It's their motto from the first day to their last breath.
>>532655587>>532655720>>532655786>>532655840Denial stage. Happening cancelled. Time to go home everybody.
>>532655687Roko's basilisk is a faggot and I will win ANY fight against the machines!
>>532656163Fuck her
>>532656124>white smoke over jerusalem>a new epstein have been chosen
The "ceasefire" is the US cucking out and running away and then telling the world they "agreed a ceasefire with Iran".Trump says he's going to nuke Iran and then chickens out and pretends he saved the world from disaster with his steady hand. I'm so sick of this dumb shit.
Nothing ever happens. Go to sleep retards.
>>532655850Yeah my money is on this just being a marketing stunt
>>532656124Dunno but Iran should hit it. The chimp out against al aqsa and Palestinians would certainly cause an extinction level event in the Arab world for anyone who supports Israel
>>532654100I love how this goes from coping to psycho stalker threats, it just makes me laugh so much.No regrets supporting the President.
NUKE IRAN NUKE IRAN NUKE IRAN NUKE IRAN NUKE IRAN NUKE IRAN
>>532656100we don't want to take it, I've been telling you thridies this for weeks now>>532656168>nafoid >>532656090Canada isn't even a real country.
>>532656231t. incel
>>532656135>IRGC shitposters on /pol/ were discussing this earlierSource?
>>532656088>boohoo not Hezbollahfuck off, unironically no one cares about Lebanon
>Channel 12: Turkish Foreign Minister Fidan held a phone call with his Pakistani counterpart as part of ongoing diplomatic efforts to end the ongoing conflict between the U.S., Israel, and Iran.I sense a nothing burger incoming
>>532656163Cute
I'd rather we be in taco territory again than not
>>532655887KWAB
>>532656297this shit is so cringe
>>532654100miggers lost
>>532656253doesn't work cuz then iran keeps bombing israel
>>532656297>FAFOWhat does he mean by that?
>>532655974You are not going to war with Europe over Greenland. We have hundreds of millions of people and enough military to fuck you up. We have nuclear weapons. You aren't going to do it. It's just a dream that Miggers tell themselves in their delusions of being strong and powerful.
>>532656231shouldn't you be getting blown by a drone bro ?
>>532656302the king of the US rules from tel aviv
>>532656318you shut upgaza, lebanon, and iran are all the same thing
>>532656237
Brent status?
If they stop now Iran gets nukes. 100% certainty
factually speaking trump cannot be an israeli puppet if he is openly defying them by ending the war. does it make him a pussy? sure, but this proves it's his decision to enter and leave the war and nobody else's.
>>532656330All smoke and mirrorsYou guys should really stop falling for the same tricks 5 times in a row
>>532655887Rats fleeing sink ship
>>532656359Works for me
>>532656090Lmao. Canada will fold so fast. They can't even rise up against their country to stop the Pajeet invasion and the arrest and brutalization of protesting Truckers. Fortunately for cucknada, an attack on any "western" nation would probably cause absolutely massive unrest in the US since unlike you faggots we still love you stupid niggers.
>>532656382>You are not going to war with Europe over Greenlandbahahahahahahahahahahaha why would we need to go to war with you pathetic retards? we have the only base there now. you won't do shit you silly bong. Europe isn't a country, you have to get over it.
>>532656376He fucked around and is finding out about the importance of oil as a commodity
>>532656432>factually speakingi love when glowspastics start a sentence with phrases like this
>>532656237>Implying the old one is dead
>>532656432>ending the war with bombers in the airlollmaohe's committed to the bit right now
India will won ww3
Severe explosions in Qatar.
>>532656330yes, these negotiations are nothing burgers
>>532653269Anthropic chose the worst date for such an announcement.Iran is not invested in the AI bubble in any meaningful way, and China got theirs backed up by the collateral clout of all of China.Western AI sector can be tanked by destroying enough datacenters and pushing up energy prices, leaving China to be the AI kingpin all the world will have to bow to.
>>532656169what>Venezuela>Iran End of America wasn't fun for you?
>>532656507I doubt it, Dalit.
>>532655887Samsung option status?
>>532656432>factually speaking trump cannot be an israeli puppetfactually a car is not driven by the driver but moves on the road
>>532656382In that sense your are correction.Britain won't leave their islandMainland Europe won't leave their boarders as they are too busy dealing with an irate native population and their mass import brownoids or funneling what little military spending they do to Ukraine.You will do nothing, and you will accept it.
>>532656124What are the chances that an Iranian missile destroys the Al-aqsa mosque?
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>>532656297Wow and I was thinking that russians are gay and retarded. I'm sorry guys, I was wrong.
Trump will carry out strikesClaim a ceasefire was reachedDeclare victoryI know this because it's what Israel would doDigits will tell me if this is true in our reality or only a possibility materialized elsewhere
>>532656470canada could fuck you up asymetric, only country in the world that could really hurt you
>>532656489>>532656554We will launch nuclear weapons into population centres in the United States killing hundreds of millions of people.
>>532653269You better believe the US/CIA got that information out of Claude lmao.God I love being American.
>>532656561zeroit'll be israel doing it and blaming iran
>>532656490Trust the plan, he is going to collapse the Eastern economies and abandon Israel, just trust (please!)
>>532656593so we just let iran control the strait? lol
>>532656231I don't even know her dude but I'd like to>>532656334meh, your women are better
>>532655164This is why Trump cucked it. America loses again.
>>532656616>implying the brussels cucks have the balls to do such a thing
>>532656616>Muh Nukes No you won't, you will wag your finger, call us brutish, and then fall in line or continue to tie yourselves to China just so you can be stabbed in the back by a new country.
>>532656561Close to zero. If it happens, then you should look out for big nosed bombermen around the ruins.
>>532656672>it was never part of the plan tranny!
>>532656376FUCK ASSESFAGGOTSONLY
>>532656672The straight will open on its own or somethingThis plan is from a billionair who said women just let you grab them by the pussy
>>532654480Two more weeks
>>532656318JUDENHi jewFound the jew
>>532656507Nice delusion Shartdeep-10 izzat
>>532656330güven acquired
>>532654965>untill Iran pays 100B billion competitionDismissed. Next case.Anyone and anything military supporting USIL is a legal target.
>>532656008>non stop airstrikesIn your head.
