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>>532658244Apologize
Did TACO occur?
It's impossible to get some info with all of you tards making shit up
Are we nearing the end of /pig/? They claim a deal will be reached within hours, is this more dementia don market rigging?
OK digits and TACO is certain
>>532658456What if...they extend the deadline?
So there's literally zero credible reporting of a ceasefire, correct?
>>532658448I believe that's intentional I'm fact the sheer posting volume here makes me think a deal isn't being reached and a new operation is being planned/launched within hrs
>>532658500oh fuk
>>532658456It's just expanding the deadline, which was never a real deadline and just bluster. The boy who cried wolf.
Hopefully the Israelis will just go ahead and attack a little early and finally kick this fucking thing off.
>>532658405Nothing ever happens. Except it does.
>>532658500good job gayreek
I wish the best for the honorable Iranians who are defending their sacred homeland. My you find a better morning after this long, dark nightحيدر حيدر
>>532658244So will trump nuke Iran or nor?I'm tired of having to work.
>>532658500fuggg
>>532658443He's trying really hard. Only Trump could negotiate with himself about a deadline he imposed on himself.
DILATE IRANNIES
Remember when he was arming the KurdsRemember when he was going to take Kharg IslandRemember when he was going to get an international coalition to re-open the StraitRemember when he tried to steal the enriched uranium and all the planes were shot down
So 2 more weeks?
>>532658512Then markets will tank tomorrow and Iran has made it clear they don't want a ceasefire but rather permanent solution. So either all this deal talk is a smokescreen for an imminent operation or it's real
I DENOUNCE THE QURAN I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD I DENOUNCE THE BIBLE
>>532658244>even the Israeli’s can’t save use from TACOGOD DAMN IT
>>532658500It is written
Was this actually 4-d chess to get the world to hate israel? did trump play the jews for all they are worth? this was their all in gamble for greater israel and a denuclearlized ukraine
>tfw thousands of people have to die so the sycophants surrounding Trump can continue to perpetuate the myth that he is some kind of deal-making genius when it is plainly obvious to the entire planet that he is the dumbest nigger alive
>>532658551Probably the only person who knows what will happen is the orange man himself :^) Probably not even Hegseth or the IDF. We have the plans to execute on if we get the green light from orange man.
Do you think we'll ever see the day when the world gangs up on America and punishes it for all the suffering and destruction it has caused?
>>532658649Fraid so
Not a single thing happened...>>532658540Yeah, nothing concrete for now.
Singles = happening is cancelled
If Iran reopens the strait for 2 weeks, it's a straight Trump's win. Most importantly it would shows there's a level of violence that those fuckers respond to, it just needs to get close to the total war tier.
Would be strange for the Iranians to agree to a ceasefire that involves giving up control of hormuz.It's not like Iran will be stronger in two weeks.
Israel is now using recently made interceptors (seen on a photo) the hit rate of iranian missile shot through the roof from early only 3% hitting to now 30% (if reports are accurate)meaning that 1 missile now does the damage of 10 initialwhat if the intercept rate decreases further? then even a degraded Iran can do more damage than in the first day
>Iran viewing the peace proposal seriously >on the verge of agreeing to itlmao, to the bitter end, amirite IRGC sissies? :)
i served in the army as a captain for 2 years, and was stationed in sinai, one of the soldiers I was responsible for in my battalion as well as another first lieutenant danced with some idf israeli sloots at the border, and when I investigated this with them, they said "we were breaking our siam (fasting) before iftar", serious consequences have taken place after that. those bastards put females in the army for a reason, and we all know why
>>532658420>>532658443>>532658500You forgot, he always said he loves the mexicans, so why is this a surprise
NOTHING EVER HAPPENSI'M ALL IN
>>532658500TACOACO
Who's to say who should live, who should die?Who's to say who should live and who should die?Surely not just you powder-wigged swineYou should send your own young - stop sending mineFirst amendment and freedom they sayWhile our best men are jailed, silenced or dead
>>532658724> Do you think we'll ever see the day when the world gangs up on America and punishes it for all the suffering and destruction it has caused?We're in it right now, amigo, bit by bit. Have patience
>>532658648Remember when he was going to bomb iran
Parting of the Caspian incoming
>>532658724Only way that will happen is if a means to completely disable nuclear weapons is invented. Otherwise, Samson option on steroids. Cobalt bombs and nuclear winter
BOMB THE HUMAN BURQA> BOMB THE HUMAN BURQABOMB THE HUMAN BURQA
Imagine denying TACO.
>>532658551>I believe that's intentionalOf course it is, like a few days ago with the rescue operation. We had a massive infestation of shills. The CIA itself admitted to having carried out psyops.
pmf hq in iraq under intense bombardment
Piggers are seething trannys are seething liberals are seething trump won MAGA
>>532658633>>532658764
ETA?
>>532658756Everything is possible now, just waiting to see the final outcome. Western libshits certainly incapable of the kind of force you need to use to deal with uncivilised nons tho
>>532658500TACO
>>532658675you forgot the book of mormon.
>>532658704Ohhhyeeeeuuhh Ayatollah I was STYLING out there on that Strait like a Houthi warrior yeeuhBut yes, they are evil and they want to be hated and they gloat about killing children.
You guys ever noticed that the straight is a bit bendy?
If Iran agrees to a ceasefire, it's a guaranteed loss for them. America and Israel won't make the same mistake they did last time and will perish in the next attack. If they want to survive, they must say no to any ceasefire and hold the line. Otherwise, it's over for them. Will fear win the day?
>>532658718I really don't see how a deal would be agreeable to Israel at all. Iran has made it clear that full control over the hormuz and no reduction in their missile program are requirements to the deal. I'm convinced there is no deal as there never could be with these diamtreically opposed views. This war ends only with complete military victory
>>532658878They retired long ago
>>5326588782 hours and 20min
It's only a TACO if there is a ceasefire but the strait remains closed. Otherwise Trump won. Cope and seethe, but it's true.
>>532658875>chicken out>winthe state of miggers
>>532658724We need a better military infrastructure in Europe first, and we need leadership with massive balls and a burning unquenchable desire for revenge. It's not impossible, but unlikely within our lifetimes.
>>532658835This cat be real. Brown thirdworlders on /pig/ told me the human chain was an Israeli psyop!
>>532658724Nah but it's quite likely that this will be remembered as the moment that the US Empire began it's terminal decline. "For our history now descends from a kingdom of gold to one of iron and rust".
the largest wave of israelis are fleeing the country, parting via egypt
>>532658883https://youtube.com/shorts/pHGNOpaHe_8?si=P7ZqAemVnbqhVI0p
hormussy status?
>>532658932any ceasefire and its over for iran
>>53265884923 years in Iraq and they're still doing the same shit
are you guys willing to admit you overhyped iran if they agree to the ceasefire reopening the strait?
>>532658929now that you mention it...
B-but, we're still destroying the data centers, right?...Right??
>>532658724Boohoo little nigga
>>532659024Closed and dry...
The miggers destroyed the petrodollar for ever
>>532658932Are you new here? Miggers have been coping about muh ceasefire for fucking weeks
>>532658966The Hormussy will remain closed
>>532658766this is wholesome
>>532658730Change it to "Two more weeks". Post it as thread OP after 8pm eastern.
>>532658966>i- i make new rules so it's doesnt look like we lostkek
>>532658779Imho there is no chance yet nothing happens. Even if nothing happens, and there is a deal, I assume it will have far fetching political consequences.
>>532659038Depends on the terms and you do realize they'll keep charging for usage especially you
>>532658637This is not against Iran, this is against Israel. Iran will survive anything, but Israel will be wiped out of the face of the earth as first retaliation.
>>532658772>ceasefire proposal includes the reopening of the straitshey but TACO amirite? :D>>532659024Open if iran cucks out and agrees to the ceasefire! :D
>>532658966>Trump is a winner if he just unfucks everything he fucked up and ends up back at square 1Miggers are fucking pathetic
>>532657718>when they track my ip to a starlink in the middle of a forest 10km away from russiansBased if true.Have some salo.
>>532658875>Start a war because Jews lied to you>lose it>lose control of a geostrategic choke point to your adversary>kill 165 children>double the price of oil for the world market>have no way out>promise to erase their civilisation>do nothing
MTV - A ceasefire could be declared within an hour>MTV - A ceasefire could be declared within an hourMTV - A ceasefire could be declared within an hour>MTV - A ceasefire could be declared within an hourMTV - A ceasefire could be declared within an hour
>>532659031Nothing ever really changes lmao, I feel like 30 yrs from now we'll still be talking about the iran problem while us soldiers are dying in iraq
>>532659053I sure hope so.It's the one thing I care about in this conflict.
Holy fuck massive shill infestation going on itt
It's complete fantasy in here. Iran has not changed their stance, no ceasefire they want permeant end to the war
what kind of wishful thinking are these posts? kek. They will never surrender.
>>532658932There's no ceasefire, Trump will unilaterally TACO
>>532659064Not for everybody hon hon hon
>>532658129fake and gay
>>532658244>Europe only imports 500k barrels from the Hormuz per day>Already replaced the lost oil with new shipments from Venezuela with the new government Trump installed last quarter Thanks Trump
>>532658989> This cat be real. Brown thirdworlders on /pig/ told me the human chain was an Israeli psyop!Is there anything in your life which is sacred enough for you to purposefully stand in a bomb's path so you can defend it?No? I thought so.
>NEW: Lebanese political sources have been informed that there is a high possibility of announcing a ceasefire that includes Lebanon within an hour, according to MTV, a Lebanese television network.HAPPENING IS OVER
>>532658244REMINDER:The "negotiations" with Pakistan are made up. there are no negotiations. Iran rejected Pakistan as a mediator days ago.The whole fantasy is to distract the media, manipulate the markets and to gain time to destroy Iran. Their objective is to destroy Iran. Everything else is a destruction. Planes are already taking off en route to Iran.Let's hope every single one of them gets destroyed.
You retards act like the strait wasn't already open before all this. All Trump did was waste billions to return us to how the world was a few months ago.
>>532658929>straightKys
>>532659165Since when does mtv care about politics
>>532658932LmfaoA ceasefire is a complete and total strategic defeat for the US
>>532658500The digits are unnecessary, but this reaffirms it.
FUGG
So lads what do you bet, will Trump attack, or will he deal?
> — Iran's Ambassador to Pakistan Reza Amiri Moghadam:As of now, a step forward from critical, sensitive stage ...In the next stage, respect and comity should be replaced by rhetoric and redundancy.EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND GAY
>>532658944Iran could agree to a temporary ceasefire. I don't think it is impossible.
>>532658724No, because we have around 3 thousand nuclear warheads and a lot more hypersonics + a lot of submarines to deliver them with.We can be destroyed, but only if you're willing to turn this planet into a more lifeless rock than the moon.
>>532659038depends what they get in return. If they just fold, then I'll admit it.
7 HOURS, 19 MINUTES, 10 SECONDS BEFORE YOU DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
>>532658244WHY WOULD IRAN ANNOUNCE A CEASEFIRE
me when there is a cease fire
Is it really a taco if the strait is open for two weeks, genuine question
I'm sure Iran will act with the best American interests in mind after having their schools and bridges bombed, peace deal within the hour guys
>>532659038If they agree to a ceasefire it means they lost, they've known this from the start it's why they've refused them constantly. It allows the enemy to recover and plan. This either ends tonight with a definitive deal or this deal talk is a smokescreen for an imminent operation they have planned
>>532659213>Since when does mtv care about politicsthatsthejoke.exe
>>532659110kek
https://x.com/paulxweb3/status/2041622837849731298Breaking: Iranian negotiating delegations have just arrived in Tel Aviv
>>532658244>IRAN KEKINGWe actually fucking play trannys
>>532658603no night is so long and dark that it prevents the sun from rising again
kek collapse of empire vibes
saudi tears, drink deep.https://xcancel.com/almalkisau/status/2041594468416287036https://x.com/almalkisau/status/2041594468416287036
>>532659229
>>532658675Good. Only the Vedas should be considered canon.
The only way Iran could agree to a ceasefire is if the US makes significant concessions to them, but those concessions would have to be private. This is how the Cuban missile crisis ended, by JFK cucking out and removing missiles from Turkey, but doing it only in secret in order to save face.
>>532659229wtf bros, not like this, all my animu girl pics got leaked :(
>>532658500
>>532659193If anime lolis were real I would defend them with my life
>>532659265Pigran bootlickers will find a way to cope this as TOTAL US HUMILIATION. Pigran could surrender and beg for mercy and people would still glaze it like the mudslime worshippers they are.
>>532659243This would lose them the war, they've known this and its why they refused it every time. It's deal or war tonight I'm convinced
>>532659213Not that MTV.That got shuttered last month.
>>532659254China doesn't want more instability in the straits so they're forcing them to take the ceasefire lol>>532659265Nope! it was one of trump's goals! to say taco even if iran has accepted the ceasefire after they vowed to fight to the bitter end is cope! :D
BUY STOCKS NOW THE WAR IS OVER RIDE THE FUCKING WAVE BUY STOCKS SHORT OIL
>>532659189>>532658129>>532659358it's not: https://x.com/almalkisau/status/2041594468416287036why are muslims such cowards? DO SOMETHING YOU FAGGOTS.
>>532658989THEY REALLY LIKE THEIR BRIDGES> BOMB THE BRIDGE CHAINBOMB THE BRIDGE CHAIN>BOMB THE BRIDGE CHAIN
>>532659204He also earned the hatred of the entire civilised world. Don't forget that part.
>>532659229If Iran doxes the janny trannies again, I could be persuaded to shill for them
>>532659254migger lies to fuck with the market, walk back threats, cloak a failed mission or to deceive the enemy1. lies to fuck with the market happened many times duh2. ultimatum fails (they want to talk, I didn't pussy out)3. iran hitting all the airfields in the GCC with missiles4. have the "human shields" leave the power stations and bridges by tricking them into going homeall variants possible I can't tell but lean to 3 or 4
>>532659265Not at all Trump's conditions was to open the strait, not a permanent peace treaty
>>532658500C'EST FINI !
IT'S O V E ROVER- BREAKING: There is a high likelihood that a ceasefire that would include Lebanon will be announced within the hour, Lebanese political sources told MTV Lebanon.>- BREAKING: There is a high likelihood that a ceasefire that would include Lebanon will be announced within the hour, Lebanese political sources told MTV Lebanon.https://t.me/rnintel/58622
CARTOON NETWORK JUST CONFIRMED IRAN HAS UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDEREDCARTOON NETWORK JUST CONFIRMED IRAN HAS UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDEREDCARTOON NETWORK JUST CONFIRMED IRAN HAS UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDERED
>>532659265If it's GENUINELY open, not TACO (unless there's some other humiliating concession involved). If it's something like daily traffic up to 20% of pre-war total, then it's TACO.
>>532658759It's irrational they didn't already surrender.There's no win for Iran. The escalation road leads to a dark Iran without power, without water pumps working, with destroyed rail system, with destroyed highways, no ability to move troops in a country half the size of Europe, no ability to move food, angry and hungry population armed by Americans fighting IRGC and possibly each other.The government would inevitably lose control at least over some areas of the country. They would run out of fuel for diesel generators - refineries, oil equipment and storage bombed.At the same time anything military would still be getting bombed, but with any military coordination completely destroyed.Possibly even nukes on missile cities that can probably function on their own for months, but that doesn't help the rest of the state survive.The outcome is that Iran would cease to exist, parts of IRGC would devolve into local warlords, large numbers would die.Somewhat paradoxically if you are Iranian that hates the IRGC, ceasefire followed by a deal is your nightmare. You want the country to burn. But it's the less pain option for rest of the world, at least for a while. Iran is already fucked up economically, massive destruction, they have no financial reserves, and without strait tolls their income will be small.
>>532659322Marg Bar Israil
>>532659229WTF MY 4CHAN PASSWORD WAS LEAKEDTHEY'VE STOLEN MY ACCOUNT, I'M LOCKED OUT
>>532659358>>532659425obvious disinformation account is obvious
>>532659038Iran got bombed to shit and is led by Muslim psychopaths. Still the American goal was regime change or at least prevent future threats. The Iranian goal was to stay in power and deter future aggression.No side achieves anything with a ceasefire. Only Iran achieved a partial success if anything.
>>532659434>the entire civilised worldyou mean a bunch of pacifist wankers who can't get enough of Mohammed's cock
>>532658826>>532659244What about the destruction of the United States through conventional military means
Iranian negotiating delegations have just arrived in Tel Aviv picrel https://x.com/paulxweb3/status/2041622837849731298
>- BREAKING: There is a high likelihood that a ceasefire that would include Lebanon will be announced within the hour, Lebanese political sources told MTV Lebanon.Iran is retarded don't fucking take the deal. DON'T TAKE THE DEAL YOU RETARDS IT'S A TRAP
>>532659265the strait is not opening for 2 weeksthe idea is ridiculousnot enough time to make ships move
>>532659478>cartoon networkWell i will have to take their word for it
>>532659029That's why it seems this whole thing is going to end up being a TACO and they're going to say Pakistan is totally cutting a deal and they're going to pray the market calms downWe were promised kharg island drone Kino but we will forever be blueballed by miggers
Trump no1
>>532659229THE SEA OF SHADOWSNO ONE KNOWS NOTHING
>>532659340>Just say no, lmao>>532659181That is kind of hot...
>>532659204True, all this war has done is destroy tens of billions of dollars of Iranian military equipment, infrastructure, and trained personnel, as well as give the MilIndustrial complex and excuse to make fuckloads of money.
>>532659204He did a lot of damage to Israel's two most hated enemies (Iran and the US)
>>532659174It's very hard to actually know when real "negotiations" are taking place. There has been over twenty report negotiations since the start of the war, unsure how many of them are actually real. We are seeing an infohazardly amount of reports on the pakistan/usa/iran negotiations, so who knows. This is like minesweeper.. Pray that Iran stays strong. They should not sacrifice so much for nothing. Pray.
>>532659478Ed boys, I kneel
>>532659265Can't really see it as TACO, like it's still not winning the war but it is the main thing he's been after for weeks. Pretty weird ceasefire proposal that Iran has to open the straight as a gesture of goodwill. Shouldn't the gesture of goodwill come from the US and Israel as the aggressors?Iran has to be retarded if they agree to a proposal that's clearly just meant to benefit the US.
>>532659358ohh king fahd bridgeohh bridge of the heart blood and seething and the copingthe bridge of the ass kissers and the subjugatedmy god, if Iran destroyed that the seethe would be endlessbut missiles won't do it likely only sapper charges, torpedo or ramming one of the stranded tankers into itwould likely do it (not that I hope it happens)
polymarket suddenly spiking from 20% to 30% for ceasefire to happen
>>532658877I have strong suspicion that if Iran allowed Trump to build casino at beach by the strait he would take the deal and claim major win. Everybody tries to think he is rational while he is clearly insane egomaniac, so giving something to him personally can work better than any rational state offer.
>>532659511>is led by Muslim psychopaths.those "psychopaths" have been more stable than Trump. They only attack if they get attacked
>>532659518hey, genuine question, what else could they do? their "allies" aren't even doing the bare minimun (except russia, supplying intelligence an so on)china is getting frustrated with instability in the region and is pressuring them to take a temporary deal. so realistically, what can Iran do?
>>532659485>It's irrational they didn't already surrender.i mean, you're an Emirati so surrender and prostation to money and power and abandonment of your people is in your blood.>without power, without water pumps working, with destroyed rail system, with destroyed highways
>>532658500Kek. God is real.
Happening status?
>>532659229i meant every word i've ever said on here
>>532659485Lmao you are getting desperate. This war ends with Tel Aviv and Dubai nuked. Iran is now full Soviet Russia in 1944 mode, they don't give a fuck about optics
>>532659327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnbGjsxGCEg> no night is so long and dark that it prevents the sun from rising againTrue, true...
I HATE THIS EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND GAY NONE OF THIS IS REAL. NOT EVEN THE DOMINICANO. EVERYTHING IS ONE BLUE BALLING AFTER ANOTHER. EVERYTHING IS JUST TACO, KEKING OUT. NO ONE THINKS OF MY FEELINGS ON THIS SITUATION. NONE OF YOU ARE REAL
>>532658244If Iran falls for the negotiations and fake deals again, frankly, they deserve everything coming their way. They were stupid twice. Are they really going to be stupid a third time? If the extension happens, Israel won't be happy. Why prolong the inevitable ffs, just let it happen.
>>532659581My guess is that there hasn't been any that both sides were taking seriously.
>>532659581there's literally no reason to think iran has suddenly changed their mind from 24 hours ago where they demanded to no longer hear from US negotiators lol
>>532659485There's like 20+ missle cities and some of them are bigger than 15x15km you ain't destroying shit
>>532659518HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>>532659639and still rising fast, something has happened
>>532659486?
>>532659485Win for Iran is to hold on until midterms
>>532659581the reports have been very consistent since pakistan put out their peace deal. they all point in the direction of iran agreeing to it.
>>532659517kek
>NICKELODEON IS BRINGING DAN SCHNEIDER BACKNICKELODEON IS BRINGING DAN SCHNEIDER BACK>NICKELODEON IS BRINGING DAN SCHNEIDER BACKNICKELODEON IS BRINGING DAN SCHNEIDER BACK>NICKELODEON IS BRINGING DAN SCHNEIDER BACKNICKELODEON IS BRINGING DAN SCHNEIDER BACK
>>532658244Does ceasefire mean the strait is open?
>>532659229Oh shit, that's us.
>>532659191I don't know for the rest of Europe but we're already cutting deals with them anyways so we probably don't even need the US this time
>>532659516Doesn’t matter. That’s why we don’t use conventional means to invade Russia. When a nuclear power faces an existential threat they use nuclear weapons as a last resort
>>532659558Great. Now that there is a ceasefire they can simply repair all that, buy tons of it from china, and speed towards a nuclear weapon so they cant be attacked ever againMIGA
>>532659642Maybe, but Trump is just a puppet
>>532659665Nothing ever
of course Iran is taking a deal, they’re getting pummeled to shit, sorry you deluded yourselves into thinking they were winning because they were dropping random cluster bombs on tel aviv car parks
>>532659485Btw this thread is swarmed by jeet bots and schizo shills, it's nice to see sane person here
>>532659425They did. OBL's fatwa was entitled Declaration of Jihad Against the Americans Occupying the Land of the Two Holiest Sites. American bases in the Gulf was like his number 1 issue, but of course they just talk about how he hated America's freedoms.
>>532659581>Pray.if I'm praying I'm praying for total Moslem death, the retaking of Constantinople and of the Holy Land
What kind of person bets cash on whether a ceasefire happens or not?This is a matter of life and death... not a horse race.
>>532659650People seem to be throwing the term 'deal' and 'ceasefire' interchangeably, a deal is what Iran wanted and their demands have been pretty constant. A ceasefire is what they've rejected repeatedly cause it only benefits Israel as the war will start again and they've had time to recover
>>532659581Rather I think.it's pretty easy, just use game theory. What happens if Iran gives up?>USA likely to attack within the year anyways>Israel won't stop anyways>the economic recovery mostly benefits westermers who will be happy at their government for "fixing" prices>Israel and US who are running out of interceptors get a chance to resplenishthere's no benefit to surrendering, it's just wishful thinking that, like other vassals, Iran will act with the US' best interests in mind rather than its' n
>>532659756I wish we had a chad president like Macron
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/30548NEW: Lebanon’s MTV claims that Iran is pushing for Lebanon to be included in case of any temporary ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran@Middle_East_Spectator
>>532659265No.If Iran opens the strait FOR ANY REASON it means Trump won. That is basically all we care about + Trump will be able to boast he fucked Iranniggers sideways. It would the greatest humiliation for muslims and Iranians especially ever since Muhammed was Zutted.It would also show that the US is in fact the invincible ruler of the world and both Russia and China are niggers in comparison that could not avert disaster for their close ally Iran.
This Pakistan thing just can't be seriously on topic, right? So when nothing will happen, self-proclaimed peacemakers will be so fucking annoying. And there are indians who glaze Israel on the other side. A horror.
It took a thousand years to build and only a day to destroy
Time to Target two hours and 40 minutes
>>532659650IF IRAN SURRENDERS THERE WILL BE NO IRANIAN NATION LEFT TO DEFEND
Nothing ever happens wins again, what’s the score now?
>>532659756The French are a bunch of faggots. No surprise you were the first to surrender to to iran cock.
>>532659721>fake newsFUCK
>>532659806iran need that bridge more
>>532658932If they declare a ceasefire and Iran still has a nuclear stockpile they're going to stop pussyfooting around and develop a bomb as quickly as possible. And Trump, who got suckered into this on the pretense that it would be like Venezuela, will never resume the war even if they know for a fact that this is happening.
>>532659774Good, hopefully Iran has enough nukes to turn Israel into a sheet of glass, with enough remaining as deterrence against US retaliation.
>>532658600What has happened and how has it changed anything about your life?
ISRAEL BET IT ALL ON A ORANGE PEDOPHILE AND LOST NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THEM>ISRAEL BET IT ALL ON A ORANGE PEDOPHILE AND LOST NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THEMISRAEL BET IT ALL ON A ORANGE PEDOPHILE AND LOST NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THEM>ISRAEL BET IT ALL ON A ORANGE PEDOPHILE AND LOST NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THEMISRAEL BET IT ALL ON A ORANGE PEDOPHILE AND LOST NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THEM>ISRAEL BET IT ALL ON A ORANGE PEDOPHILE AND LOST NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HATES THEM
TOTAL MOSLEM DEATH> TOTAL MOSLEM DEATHTOTAL MOSLEM DEATH
https://x.com/demokracy/status/2041610441940725825
It's status?
>>532659760>When a nuclear power faces an existential threat they use nuclear weapons as a last resortWould they though? Each country has its own nuclear doctrineChina and India for example, have a no first use policy.America strategic ambiguityAnd Russia has the most flexible nuclear doctrine of all the nuclear powers
>>532658244>BREAKING HEINRICH HIMMLER AND SHAEF CLOSE TO DEAL ON ENDING THE WAR>BREAKING HEINRICH HIMMLER AND SHAEF CLOSE TO DEAL ON ENDING THE WARBREAKING HEINRICH HIMMLER AND SHAEF CLOSE TO DEAL ON ENDING THE WAR>BREAKING HEINRICH HIMMLER AND SHAEF CLOSE TO DEAL ON ENDING THE WAR>t. March 1945
>>532659819They've got guys on polymarket betting on farts and giggles, where there's money there's gamble
>>532659687>>532659688I agree with you both, there is no logical indication that Iran will agree on this 25th desperate try of a ceasefire. But I'm still traumatized from the TruthSocial announcement on June 24th, last year during the 12-day war. We hardly no the micro-politics inside the IRGC themselves. Pray there are no moderate faggots who will concede to baby killers and rapists.
>>532658500always was
>>532659868resetting the clock to two hours and 15 minutes
>>532659810> airstrip one gives lessons on how to surrender your empire without fighting to the Americans
>>532659477>MTV LebanonThey really will air anything but music videos
>>532659838we don't have our people imprisoned in iran
>>532659436>god emperor, the persians have brought the heads of the tranny jannies from /pol/ as a peace offering
>>532659712they all point in the direction of you being a massive migger dumbfuck
>>532659849For some reason i unironically believe that Pakistan and India will just nuke each other one day, without any prompting. Feels like it should happen.
>>532659840i feel like this will be a deal breaker
>>532659915Merkel? It ruined my country.
>>532659871Iran can be an American puppet state like everyone else, it's honestly better then being a theocratic hell hole. You get McDonalds, KFC, Starbucks, and Friends sitcom. What do you get with the IRGC except crushing misery.
>>532659712No they fucking don't lmaoIran said NO. They told Pakistan to stop contacting them about negotiations.US media is spamming its own fictional psychodrama that you retards are falling for because it's the only convenient narrative solution that the US has to tie up Trump's "I will nuke you all on Tuesday" storyline.
>>532659999CHECKED
>>532659810Fuck off for both of you shills.
>>532659838History have proven that Charles de Gaulle was right in not trusting the mutts. Sad that France become cucked and brown since then.
Meanwhile, the Iranian Consulate in India is doing their own thing.
>>532659229oh snap all my gacha goon is leaked
>>532660012>>532659741>>532651430nigger
>>532658500great
Good night, ladsMay peace prevail and warmongers all get the rope
>>532658500I missed its inception-- what does TACO mean?
>>532658821>They don't know about the attack coming from the Caspian
>>532659936ExactlyThat's why there is no ceasefire, it's a deal or all out war
>- BREAKING: CBS News reports a ceasefire is being negotiated with Iran, Pakistani sources say:>"A ceasefire with Iran is being negotiated by Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, Pakistani government sources close to the talks and a source familiar with the matter told CBS News.>Vice President JD Vance is serving as the U.S. interlocutor in the talks, the sources said."NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENS THIS IS SO GAY. IRAN DON'T FALL ON THE TRAP. DON'T DO IT, THEYRE GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK AGAIN. IRANIANS ARE SO RETARDED
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/6/pakistan-offers-two-tier-truce-iran-wont-open-hormuz-under-temporary-one>Under the proposal, a ceasefire would take effect immediately, reopening the Strait of Hormuz, with 15 to 20 days given to finalise a broader settlementlol Iran would be retarded to agree to the ceasefire
>>532659358>malkiUnironically a Persian, not to mention that the rest of his posts are unnaturally phrased.
>>532659680I agree I hate how fake and gay this fucking war is too. Everything that comes out of the US is totally fictional and immaterial. It's like a psychological internal empire.
>>532660101Based Vance getting the last word over the neocons
>>532659961Nuclear doctrine goes out the window when survival as a nation is in the offing
>>532660035HOLY SPLURT PLAP BATMAN
>"w-we have a deal!">only acknowledged by one side >strait still closed>gulf states still getting bombedlmao errytiem
>>532660056trump always chickens outi think it's a very forced meme but whatever
>>532658748oh i dothat would mean it all ends quickly rather than 5-10 more years of retarded foreverwar because
>>532660056Donald said his Mexicans make the best tacos
A military spokesperson has said that Saudi air defences have intercepted five ballistic missiles launched towards the kingdom’s eastern region.
>>532659999Checked and kekked.
>>532658244Honestly, if Pakistan pull off this ceasefire then holy kek, are Pakis actually based? The fuck
>>532660050peace on you too, you son of a beach
>>532660101if they fall for it they deserve the inevitable coup / revolution
>>532659944Doordasher couldn't find an entrance into Ministry of foreign affairs in UAE, phone called some ambassador and accidently established a peace in middle east.
>inb4 nothing happens
>>532660012because of her the christmas markets are no longer safe and the bookshop I went to got each month for ages got replaced by a federal police station due mass sexual migrant assault, I got threatened with knifes three times by migrants over the past decade
>>532660046Ew, a migger
>>532660101>>Vice President JD Vanceoh so this entire thing is fake and there's no negotiations going on
>>532659979Killshot
>>532658500we're gonna find out in about 3 hours but yeah, TACOPraise Allah.
>>532658821Update on this, MAGAtards?
>>532660179They claim 100% interception rate all the time
>>532659888>surrender to to iran cockYou eat iranian skycock while we sail across the hormussy
>>532660163Well the burden of the proof is on you to prove thats the case
>>532660194they’re getting their shit pushed in yet you bloodthirsty ghouls demand more just so Israel is 1% more owned
>>532659848Except that the US hasnt achieved a single strategic goal. The iranian regime is intact and they still have nuclear material + proxiesThis is some supreme migger cope
what the fuck is lookner ranting about
>260 posts in 20 minsOh yeah there's an op going on, there's no deal or ceasefire screen cap this
>>532660016I'LL JUMP OFF THE TALLENT BUILDING IF THIS CLOWN SHOW KEEPS GOING. IRAN NEEDS TO BRING IT ALL DOWN WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHAT DO YOU MEAN KFC AND MCDONALDS I WANT KINO, I WANT TKD, TAD, AND TMD
>>532660155Neocons have realised Iran isn't a pushover, Lindsay Graham was calling for negotiations like a week ago.
steve is losing it
ALL THE ISRAELI FLAGS ARE GONE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHTHEY KNOW ITS OVER
>>532659988I mean in general. Imagine if we had a chad leader that the world can respect instead of a dumb woman with anxiety shit on her phone
New thread here!>>532660250>>532660250
>>532659244>and a lot more hypersonicsbut lil' bro, you don't even have a single one, actually you still don't have the tech to produce any lol.
MY DAD (who works at Nintendo) SAYS THE USA SURRENDERED TO IRAN AND WILL NUKE ISRAEL SOON>MY DAD (who works at Nintendo) SAYS THE USA SURRENDERED TO IRAN AND WILL NUKE ISRAEL SOONMY DAD (who works at Nintendo) SAYS THE USA SURRENDERED TO IRAN AND WILL NUKE ISRAEL SOON>MY DAD (who works at Nintendo) SAYS THE USA SURRENDERED TO IRAN AND WILL NUKE ISRAEL SOON
>>532660194if you fall for the bi weekly fake ceasefire talk brokered by fake JD Vance then you are a moronno more advance laurels, must all be assumed to be lies for sucker punching, market manipulation or white washinging the prince of palantir
Why the fuck is orange mong posting about state senators at this moment
>>532660031Random iranian diplomats are more correct than every major western news outlet
>iran declines the deal>brings out the nukes>SKRILLEX - Bangarang starts blasting full volume>trump announces hes muslim>insallah americans>its sharia time>nukes the fuck out of pissrael>the whole world is wondering who hacked the news stations and is airing these shitposts>trump announced as the new religious leader of iranians>palestine gets turned into palestineland >disnelyand proceeds to file bankruptcy
>ends the siege of hormussy>tricks Iran into another ceasefire>bombs Iran again>regime change
wh-why isn't this tanker turning around?
>>532660148Muslims revere martyrdom, they practically brag about their loses.The zioniggers hide theirs in shame.But trust me there's a lot of dead zogbots
Nothing ever happens
>>532660299Well it’s never come up because there has never been an instance of a nuclear power being invaded, which is at least proof that what I’m saying is a legitimate concern held by potential invaders
Please Iran use your bombs to flatten Israel
>>532660250 >>532660250 >>532660250 NEW
>>532659485Kek, fuck off you degenerate coward
>>532660148I HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE PSYCHIATRIST LIKE 3 TIMES FROM THIS WAR. THE UNITED FICTIONS OF AMERISHART IS BREAKING MY SENSE OF REALITY. THEY CAN ONLY MANUFACTURE PSYOPS AND DEMORALIZATION
>>532660312>>260 posts in 20 mins>>Oh yeah there's an op going on, there's no deal or ceasefire screen cap thisexactly
>>532660405spoofed transponder
A cease fire would mean the strait remains closed until futher talks.Its a long shot but i think its a bluff to lew Iran into a false sense then hit them.(They did it before)or am i grasping at straws
>>532658766what does dancing have to do with fasting
>>532660226>picExcellent taste Greekbro
The entire good of humanity is relying on them. Iran never asked to be in this position, it is unfair to them, but it is what it is. They are the only ones paying the ultimate price.Do NotConcede
>>532660031lmao. those embassy shills are never going home again.
>>532659265I don't know why the other are saying it isn't TACO. Might be confused by the current goals, but opening it doesn't even reset to white peace, it just undoes some damage of the war.
>>532659136it's gonna be useless long term because they'll rebuild but iran got hit pretty hard so I wouldn't call it square 1, but yeah, this has only been good for russia and china
>>532659999Checked and right in the fucking nuts
>>532658456Just in case, let me post at least once so that it can not be said that I have never done so.I WANT TO FUCK THIS HOOKER IN THE ASS
>>532659756But can they free Macron from his abusive marriage?
>>532660016Yeah I'm sure they want blacked and LGBT and nigger music, drugs, gambling and porn to enrich their boring traditional society
>>532660173It's Reddit tier but it makes miggers angry so it's okay.Same with the donke meme.
>>532660301if iran gives up now they will get couped guaranteed, i don't give a shit but its just what is going to happen
>>532660515>A cease fire would mean the strait remains closed until futher talks.its the exact opposite retard.
>>532659986underrated
>>532660670iran does not control western insurance companies. sky-high insurance rates would still make hormuz closed.
>>532660406>just trust me bro, there’s a gorbillion dead Americans>please ignore the fact that the mudslimes have ALWAYS downplayed their losses, because they are a shitty honor culture of zuttmutts >please ignore that the US is infamous for ACCURATELY reporting casualties despite the political turmoil it causes (see: Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq)All chinks and pajeets should be deported back to hell
What does dumpf want from regime change in iran? He thinks he'll get a regime that he makes deals with?
>>532660012Absolutely destroyed your fucking countryThere is no coming back this time It's fucking over She ended you Be sure and let her live happily ever after
>>532659010>beganThat was decades ago, when we started letting zionists call the shots.
>>532660301Yes. These faggots are basically>to the last IRANIANWhile they sit on their chairs bitching about muh JEWS and doing absolutely nothingLMAAAO
>>532658766It's actually quite funny see so called enemy soldiers dancing together like that. It just goes to show you that if it were up to regular people there wouldn't be any wars. It's through pressure from the powerful elites that these wars are manufactured to make profits.
>>532660658>if iran gives up now they will get couped guaranteedAnd that's a good thing
>>532659667Based, same. I'll see you in the pissraeli torture chamber. Godspeed, anon.
Chuddha status?
>>532660938with their martyr culture, if anything they would overstate their deaths, retard
>>532659485>missile citiesisolated and effectively besiegedeven with raw materials on site they can only build and fire for so long
>>532662145so long is years btw
They just deleted the new bake wtf
>>532659527it lets the trapped sailors go home at leastpoor bastards
