https://nitter.catsarch.com/ILRedAlert/status/2041645648148075001#m
LAUGH AT MUTTS THREAD HAHAHAAHA
2 more weeks!!!
Can you Democrats make up your mind on what it is you want him to do?
SHART OF THE DEAL
>>532664356
>>532664356TACO TACO TACOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing ever happens will never stop being vindicated
>>532664452AMERICANS YOU ARE A NATION OF KEKS AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT A NATION OF COWARD!!! DIGITS AND TRUE
Two more weeks!
Waiting for Iran to respond that hes having a senior episode
>>532664505They have. Can you?
>>532664356but miggers kept telling me all day that they were gonna nuke mudslimes and it would be super heckin based?
>period of two weeks
>>532664356we live in a simulation
Is this gonna be yet another case of >Trump says shit about winning and peace>Iran says "lol what who were you talking to retard?"That has happened more than 5 times this war already.
This dude is such a joke
What's BIBI doing rn?
>>532664356>yet another wall of text
every time
He'll break his own (imaginary, because Iran hasn't agreed) ceasefire on Friday when markets close, citing "Iran refuses to follow the terms of the ceasefire"
>>532664356Trump, could you fucking chill now, I want to make money
I couldn't be more relieved. I don't care that people will shitpost and call me a pussy. America should not nuke Iran. America should not destroy civilian infrastructure. We are not Israel's dogs. I am happy Trump backpedaled on this. I don't care. He could have committed. We were so close to crossing a line the world cannot fucking return from.
>>532664505democrats? i thought trump was in charge?
Why is it always two weeks?
The strait is open. This seems like a win - win.
>>532664356>two more weeks is official government speak nowLmaoooo
>>532664356Is Iran still allowed to strike Israel?
>>532664356>Trump threatens to do something>"NOOOOOO PLWEASE PWEASE DON'T DO IT NOOOOO">Trump backs down>"TACO WHAT A BITCH"Make up your mind
>>532664356TACO every damn time.
JFC he did the 2 more weeks meme
>>532664777He unironically fled Israel, dozens of planes with the transponder turned off were seen leaving tel aviv two hours ago
>>532664880But I wanted to die in a nuclear holocaust.
>>532664505There’s one thing he could, but he’d have to livestream it
>>532664356>Iran doesn't flinch>US literally doesn't know what to doLmao paper tiger.
>>532664356Of course he did. Anyone with a brain knew this jewish pedo scumbag wouldn't do shit but embarrass and hurt our country.
>>532664929You are a nigger, you are worse than a nigger, you're a migger
>>532664896
>>532664896at this point it's for the memes, has to be
Alright boys, that was fun. Same time two weeks from now?
Trump is literally just edging us until we get to midterms so he can call a national emergency to cancel the elections
>>532664356*Please note that Israel may veto this at any time.Israel is free to bomb them whenever, always.Israel could drop a nuke on Iran tonight and Trump would rush to take credit/blame for it.It's really up to Bibi.
>>532664880This. This war was total nonsense. Thank God we may be out of it
>>532665007Me too bro
>>532664922IF THEY DON'T OPEN THE STRAIT AND IF ISRAEL DOES NOT ATTACK TONIGHT.
>>532664356didnt the iranian regime say time and time and time again that they are not negotiating on anything and telling americans to fuck off?
>>532664356>two week period
>>532664356AMERICA WON! IRAN HANDED A VERY WORKABLE 10 POINT PLAN!!! WINNING!
>>532664880>We are not Israel's dogs.I’m not even antisemitic but come on dude, wake up
>>532664431Laugh all you like but no White nation will ever be as pathetic and cucked as yours.
>>532664356called it>>>532622778I am beginning to think that this whole war has been one giant insider trading scheme
>>532664356Virgin India unable to have sex H1B saars. Chad Pakistani groomers.
>>532664356How many more times will Iran fall for Trump's bluffs? Make him put up or shutup
So exactly what was this retarded war for again?
>>532664880don't celebrate too early. this whole shitshow started with trump attacking iran on the behalf of bibi while they were having constructive talks.
>>532664929I wanted trump to nuke them though
why would iran open it, it's their only leverage
How does he do it? How does Trump ALWAYS win?? It's not fair, he needs to lose!! I'm so sorry my european brothers, he's just too strong.
>>532664356Someone motherfucking do something to this kike
>>532664880>We are not Israel's dogsermmm you literally are though
>>532665164Post the full image, coward
ORANGE NIGGER PEDOPHILE FOLDS AGAINMUH 2 MORE WEEKSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>532665099That's the good endling.I don't think we'll get it.Trump only violates laws on behalf of Israelites.I'm not sure how keeping AIPAC-funded Dems out of office really helps Israel.
>>532664356Ch-TRUMP FINAL WARNINGhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
>>532665237Destruction of gulf state energy infrastructure and killing Iran's top 300 guys.
All this does is prove that Trump is all bark and no bite and not a single country has any reason to actually fear the U.S.
>>532665237Opening the straight
>>532664356I have lost a lot of respect for Trump in the last year.
>>532664356HAHAHAHAHAHATrump cucked - nothing ever happensIsraelis will be seething - they told Trump it would be over and done in a day, they knew it was a lie but they needed America to get involved and bring death and instability but in the end Iran is stronger, has total control of the Strait and forced Trump to back down.Will there ever be an actual real happening?
>>532664356AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMY TACOS WERE DELICIOUSI KNEW HE WOULD KEK OUTHE ALWAYS DOES
>>532664356What is the scorecard looking like now?What has the regime still got?Will the Ayatollahs and their rent-a-executioners have a bright future?
>>532664929There is no contradiction. He would be an idiot to go through with it and is a pussy for backing down. The correct course of action is not to make deranged threats in the first place
>>532664356>im gonna posssstpooooone
>>532664896its a fortnight
>>532665237We had to open the straight for trade
Two?
that can't be, the regime is still in power. Trump wanted to liberate Iran. What does that mean?
>>532665265Because they can just close it again if this doesn't go anywhere
>>53266543515,000 missiles and 40,000 drones apparently
CAN WE PLEASE ARREST HIM ALREAY FOR THIS SHIT?
>>532664356gay
>>532665148Yes, this "agreement" is basically just Trump and some guy in Pakistan saying "pwetty pweese Iran, let ships through the strait and we pwomise not to bomb you in the middle of negotiations for the fourth time"
>>532664715The 10 point plan is the official Iranian position. He's basically surrendered.https://gulfnews.com/world/mena/irans-10-point-peace-plan-whats-on-the-table-and-why-it-matters-1.500498882
>>532664356This nigger is pathetic
>>532664880We don't know what Iran will say or do, and Israel will do their best to try to start the war again. Maybe you should do something about that!
>>532664356source? nitter is not a source and neither is ILRed
I feel so stupid for actually getting worried. I had a moment in my garden thinking if it was my last night of ‘normal’ life.
>Trump announces ceasefire>Iran attacks IsraelWhat's your next move Cheeto nigga?
>>532664908Strait was already open a month ago
>>532664896Its to provide humor for the audience, to laugh at the rats who have still yet to realize they are trapped in the maze for our amusement.
>Iran just lauched missiles towards Israel
What the fck were you , RETARDED MORONS, expected? Nuclear war?HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?>i know that pol is shit and filled with british mi6 glowies, >but wtf, how low iq and retarded are you?? >wtf
>>532664880Agreed.
>>532665691Honestly I didn't care. I knew nothing was going to change either way. This ceasefire bullshit was inevitable with no real victory for anyone.
>>532665435Enough to make the world's strongest army yield
>>532665592You believe in peace plans in the current year of our lord? Iran would be retarded to let any ships through the strait until every US plane is out of striking distance.
>>532665778>>532665726WTF I LOVE IRAN NOW
It's real
>>532664880The problem is that Trump is still toying with our lives. I dont like it one bit, and I will never forgive him for what he has done. That goes for the rest of his cabinet also, we cant believe a fucking thing that comes out of their lying mouths. We are still on the brink of war, the economy is collapsing, people are struggling to even pay their bills now, and all he can do is make our lives more difficult and stressful. Fuck Him, im done with the Trump train.
>it’s just been revoked Iran 8pm ET
>>532664356ISRAEL HAS IMMEDIATELY BROKEN CEASEFIRE>>532665680>>532665680>>532665680HAPPENING IS BACK
>>532665726He will cuck. The American people have spoken. Trump has to save as much face as possible among the people.
This uhhhh sounds anti-semitic
>>532665194OH SAY CAN YOU FART BY THE DAYS EARLY MORNING SHART
>>532664715TAKE A LOOK AT THE BRENT FUTURES SHITBIRD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI
>>532664880your country isn't America you retard, my country is in America
>2more weeksHe has to be on the joke right?
>>532665778source: I made it up
>>532666094His son is the one peddling memes around here, so yes.
>>532665592>Nobody talks about it, but we have the BEST surrenders, okay? People are always saying, “Sir, how do you surrender so beautifully?” And I tell them, it's a talent, a real gift. Other countries, they surrender, it’s a disaster, total mess, very embarrassing. Ours? Strong, classy, maybe the strongest surrender anyone’s ever seen. Generals come up to me, big tough guys, tears in their eyes, they say, “We've never seen anything like it, sir.” And it's true! We do it better than anybody. The fake news won't report it, of course, but everybody knows, we're number one in surrendering. Sad!
>>532664356TWO MORE WEEKS. Cant make this shit up
>>532665306https://files.catbox.moe/75j1uu.jpg
>>532665533go anywhere what? the whole point of closing the strait was retaliation for the US and israel bombing their entire leadershipwhat could they possibly expect to get out of these talks that isn't them in a worse position than they were before the war
>>532664356>Stop attacking ships on the strait or we're going to blow your shit up>no>okay we're blowing your shit up in 2 hours>okay we'll stop attacking ships>okay ceasefire it is we won't bomb your power plantsretards on /pol/>LOOK HE CHICKENED OUT AFTER GETTING THEM TO STOP ATTACKING TACO TACO TACO
>>532665439Except he threatened to do it IF they didn't stop attacking ships. They just agreed to stop attacking ships. You fucking retard.
>>532666708they think 2 weeks of time is more valuable to them than they are to us probably
>>532664356Iran didn't accept the ceasefire because of something about Israel
>>532665769>two weeksIs there a canned laugh track they play when anyone says it?
>>532665265>why would iran open it, it's their only leverageBut they used it for leverage - Trump threatened to wipe out their civilsiaiton then backed down within 2 days simply because they control the Strait.They won, they now know they can stop the judeao-American attacks anytime they wish by control of the strait. It was a masterclass by the Iranians.Question now remains whether the Israelis will panic and try to restart the war by bombing civilians or using a nuke to try to force a big response from Iran which can then be used in conjunction with epstein files to try to force Trump back into the war... But Trump knows the Strait gets closed, oil rpices rocket and he becomes more hated in America.Absolute masterclass in diplomacy and nerve holding by the Iranians. Who would have thought that a serious and religious society would defeat a fragmented, lawless, banker governed and morally empty immigrant infested land such as the US and much of the west has become.
>>532666731>okay we'll stop attacking shipsNobody said this, taco
India controls UK and America!>>532659138
>>532665836>Gorillions of troops?Can the IRGC still control the people of Iran now though.
TWO WEEKS!
>>532666001Not fooling anyone, samefagging loser
>>532666877>They just agreed to stop attacking shipssource? no the orange niggers ramblings are not a source of what iranians said
>>532664356The Iranians had us by the balls and they let go lol. The Iranians are the dumbest fuckers on earth.
>>532667270>TWO WEEKS!I remember all those years ago that lawyer woman promising the kraken would be released when the evidence of election machiens being taken out in Germany by CIA came out... just needed "two more weeks".And ehre we are years later and "two more weeks" has beocme the dominant appraoch to all diplomacy.
>>532665066Kek
>>532664896It's an old /x meme. Retards and schizos are always posting shit about conspiracies and "big truths" or plans, which will be be revealed or happen within the next 2 weeks...
Donald Trump here. I fooled all of you again. Tonight I nuke the sand niggers, blow the dams North of Tehran, and blow Kharg Island to hell. DJT
We are the literal laughing stock of world What a fucking pathetic faggot
two more weeks is undefeated
Samson Option incoming
>>532667071except all this does is give the US and israel time to look at other options and prevent them from ever closing it again, or simply getting oil and supplies elsewhere their chance to actually do something was now when the entire world is dependent on it and trump was forced into doing somethinghe was never going to use nukes, iran fell for him pissing his pants online
>>532667410but nothing has changed
>>532664356Why is it always 2 weeks, its like a long running gag that they keep using 2 weeks to fuck with us.
>>532664356Why did you post a screenshot of a twitter post of a screenshot of a twitter post on an imageboard? Jesus man, I hate what the internet has turned into.
>>532667410They didn't and everyone knows it. Their plan was to keep us in an uncomfortable position where we couldn't deal with them without escalating, but if they kept us there long enough, the citizenry might've actually come to support intervention.Thus, their plan was to squeeze our balls long enough for us to feel pain, then let go before we committed to retaliation. I respect it.
nothing ever happenswill continue monitoring the situation
>>532667071I think that the shootdowns last week were probably part of some attempt by the US to strongarm Iran and show they could ramp up the pressure or manage a ground invasion but clearly it failed so now the US is back to the planning table to figure out how to gain leverage over Iran
>>532664505They just want him to fail. I don't see why this is such a hard concept.
>>532665571Maybe.Have you got the evidence that will hold up in court?Or is it Schiff-tier evidence?
>>532664356Damnit the taco spam is going to be relentless for days now. Might need to go outside for a bit
>>5326643562 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!
>>532667850>to look at other options and prevent them from ever closing it againThat's militarily virtually impossible. Iran will maintain their control there - it requires nothign more than a few mines and a few speedboats and the Strait closes. The US can't change that.Their best option will be to encourage other areas of oil and gas exploration, build land pipelines for the Saudis to export more, that sort of thing. Those plans will be a decade to even get off the ground.I too was hoping for a happening and a major Iranian response to fully destroy US power in the region but make no msitake, Iran won and Trump backed down. The US image of being all powerful is finished in that region and the nations such as Dubai are going to have to play much nicer with Iran from now on.
>>532664356>He cucked>Two week ceasefire on both sides Wut?
>>532664896Two weeks is unironically, scientifically enough time for your dopamine drained brain to forget about whatever heinous shit your jewish overlords were doing.
>>532664505ah yes I’m happy that he burned through a decade’s worth of munitions to uhhh get rid of half of Iran’s missiles and then run away from the war with his tail between his legsA very small amount of critical thinking is needed to realize this faggot bit off more than he could chew and needed to escape
What's happening to Power Plant Day and Bridge Day?
2 more weeks bros. We won again
>>532668568He's just trying to pull out of the situation while saving face.
It is genuinely insane to me that people are spewing taco memes about this. This of all things. We live in such an absurd world, man. There's absolutely zero humanity anymore.
>>532665194>N-No you!Most embarrassing ex-colony
>>532664356A single man was able to destroy the image of a superpower in a few weeks.
>>532664356HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
>>532669063Leftists fight to kill their own unborn.Their humanity is questionable.
>>532669063You can think this is a positive development while also making fun of the retard who needed to extricate himself from a crisis he created himself, you know
humiliation ritual
>>532668290America ain’t going anywhere
>>532666568Big thanks anon
>>532664356so this guy was right
>>532664356>mfw called itI should be a highly paid political consultant
>>532664356>do morning>winlol
>>532665194Your not gonna be able to afford non e15 gas hecking epic let's suck the trump penis
>>532664356>Iran cucks and opens the straight>Shitskin shills on damage control
>>532670184>Trump will Trump always chickens out
>>532671359source tells me the strait is open, please God
>>532664505Nigger what
>>532664356Biggest TACO ever. KEK
>>532664880yes I am very, very happy right now, if he actually sticks to at least some of the 10 points the world will be a much better place for everyone except Israel
>>532664356>NOOOO STOP THE WAR YOU CANT GENOCIDE IRAN>NOOOO YOU CANT REACH A DEAL YOU HAVE TO GENOCIDE IRANDo demonrat shills have any consistent beliefs or is it just opposing everything trump does on principle
>>532667509It gained popularity in the covid hoax era when everything was 2 weeks away.
>>532665086
>>532672508>everything was 2 weeks away.two weeks to flatten the curve.for the record
>>532668290mines and speedboats are not hard to counter with increased presence in the areaits only because the US was trying to do everything by air >Those plans will be a decade to even get off the ground.a decade in which iran will be spent rebuilding while israel continues expandingthe US and israels development will outpace irans and once they do secure other options iran will have nothing since they're entirely dependent on itthey still wont be able to build nukes which is the only other possible leverage they could get this is just bad for them long termtheir chance to do massive damage was now
>>532664431Laugh at our victory?
>>532664356>a two week period will allow the Argreement to be finalized and consummatedTrump and the new ayatollah have to fuck to seal the deal? which side made this a stipulation?
IT'S TACO TACO TIME
>>532664505Build a wallDeport all the illegalsDrain the swampNo one asked for bombings in Iran
>>532666090Thems are fighten words boy...
>>532664431This entire conflict started decades ago when we had to save your precious shekels you invested in BP from getting stolen from you. The war should be fought on your land.
>>532664356Two more weeks? Oh fuck I planned for the vaxx to kill me then, I'll never know what happened.
>>532664431It's way funnier that british children are getting raped by sandniggers while US could just force the goatfuckers into submission with a couple rockets and a middle school level nuclear threat
>>532664867Yes. The ceasefire is worthless. Trump wants to buy time for the oil market to stabilize before the next wave of strikes. At best this might buy Iran a few months before the next attack. More likely a few days.
>>532664505>ITS DAAA DEMOCRATSSSSSlol, lmao even
>>532670184>trump was juts pretending to be retarded
>>532664356TACO TUESDAY. THE MEMES ARE REAL
>>532664356>Trump has the strait open without the war even being over>He chickened outCope, seethe, and dilate
>>532667410>The Iranians had us by the balls and they let go lol.The Iranians agreed to it because of pressure from their allies in Asia who are getting fucked by high oil prices. A literal global-south famine and global depression would ensue if the Strait stayed closed. That wouldn't be good for China.
>>532664880MIGApedes were calling for the complete destruction of Iran just hours ago, are you idiots that fickle?
>>532675476you lost tranny
>>532675748>iran is no longer attacking ships in the strait like was Trumps publicly stated goal>Trump destroyed their navy, airforce, uranium enrichment facilities, and tons of their weaponry equipment and thousands of their soldiers>revealed eurocucks are cucks who won't help so its time to leave NATO (makes it easier to disregard israel because of distance)>made the world hate israel while it also got fucked in the ass by iran (makes it easier to disregard israel because of political alignment against them)>THERE IS NO FEE TO CROSS THE STRAIT>2 weeks goes on foreverIs this what losing is to you fagnon?Please explain how
>>532664356>Pakistan BEGGED for 2 more weeks on behalf of Iran>somehow this means USA lostwhat is with shitskins always, and i mean ALWAYS gloating from a position of weakness?
