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MAGA
AWOO!I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)NIGGERFAGGOTS,NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)CONFUSED BOOMERS,JANNIES,AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
Ultimate MAGA. Sandniggers always cuck out!
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
>>532666732TWOMOREWEEKS
Everyone on Reddit and Resetera is making fun of MIGGERS and saying Trump TACO'd again. You lost. >promised the biggest happening ever>cucks out last second for le 2 week ceasefire; the strait wont even be opened during that timeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>532666732Israel will break the ceasefire in under 24 hours
>>532666732Let’s assume Iran actually agreed to a ceasefire. I think everything hinges on whether Tehran publicly guarantees they won’t pose any military threat in the SoH.Sure tankers stuck in the Persian Gulf might be able to physically crawl out. But the problem is this 2-week deadline. Bc there’s a specific expiration date on this peace, no ship is going to risk entering the Gulf to load up—the uncertainty is just too high.Besides on a macro level, none of the fundamental issues have been fixed. And even after Trump’s tweet, Iranian ballistic missiles are still raining down on Tel Aviv.Is Israel even part of this ceasefire? If the war between Israel and Iran keeps raging, we’re nowhere near a real solution. It’s nothing more than a 2-week delay of Washington's final call.The bottom line is that for those two weeks, the global oil deficit is guaranteed to keep piling up. The flow remains choked, and physical inventories will keep getting drained. Just think about what that actually implies.
>>532666732thanks for sucking this orange faggot's dick for 10+ years and becoming the butt of every joke for the next few decades, miggers
>>532666732So what was it all for?
>hillary: free>wall: fence>epstein files: redacted >hormuz: closed>prices: up>tranny surgeries: approved>cabinet: Jewish>meltdowns: dailymigatrannies…are you sick of winning yet??
MAGA and good evening, frens! The browns are BOOTY BLASTED beyond mortal comprehension!
Panicans BTFO!!!!! MAGA100000%!!!!!
>>532666732What will Iran even use these two weeks for? Elect more leaders that will die to bombing after the ceasefire ends?
>>532666857> the strait wont even be opened during that timeliterally the opposite
>>532666732Jpost commenters are mad Are Taco posters Jews?
>>532666857Can you even read?Iran has opened the strait as part of not getting bombed right now.
>>532666922>>hormuz: closedUh oh he hasn't gotten the update.
SAY IT WITH ME /PTG/ SISSIES:TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUTRUMPALWAYSCHICKENSOUT
>>532666732lmao you stupid fucking niggersget rid of this general, it's sad watching you faggots come in here every day with the same cope about your globonigger faggot cuck president
>>532666732T A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OPTG IS FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOOOT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OPTG IS FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOOOT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OPTG IS FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOOOT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OT A C O>T A C OPTG IS FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOOO
25TH amendment now
Accepting all apologies from "you wont do shit" burgers. Form a queue, be orderly or I'll punch your nose and you wont do shit about it.
>>532666825>>532666840>>532666841>>532666857
Trump pussied out damn it Trump I was hoping for kino footage tonight and end to shitty terrorist country permanently
>Trump literally stuck Israel to foot the bill while bailing America out of this messI am sorry for doubting you /ptg/ Trump is a fucking G
>>532666732shills are exploding! holy shit!
>Be 90IQ country of brownoids>Outwit the global superpower and force them to back downIs it possible to learn this power? It's incredible what they're able to do
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>532666977most likely prepare to fleeI saw some news about the railways were bombed by the kikes. was that true?
>>532666995Oh, so that's where Maki went lmao
>>532667060They've gone supernova.
OIL DECLINES 10% ON FAKE NEWS. IRAN HAS NOT CONFIRMED ANYTHING!!!
Disappointing, atleast its only 2 weeks though
>>532667089HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>532667060They are fucking LIVID lmao
Hey can a fat miggertranny tell me how it’s actually good that drumpf is pussying out (again)?
>>532667072>poojeets 106
I expected this reaction, and yet I am still disappointed. The shitnami continues.
>>532666940>i have to pretend le browns are mad to save facekekarino the cope is unreal
>shills went from "WE NEED TO 25TH IMMEDIATELY HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL" to "T-TACO!"
Started A War For Nothing AwardCratered His Approval For Nothing AwardWhat a fucking humiliation
>>532667060they were all ready to cry war crime war crime and Iran blinked
Taco posters are Jews?
TRUMPALWAYS>ALWAYSALWAYS>ALWAYSALWAYS>ALWAYSALWAYS>ALWAYSALWAYSA L W A Y SLWAYSFUCKINGQUITS>Strait will remain closed, per Iranian leadershipAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
>>532667043This you?
Unlike many other people who regularly dunk on PTGbrews, I will not be TACOposting at all tonight because I legitimately meant it all along when I kept saying that all I want is for this retarded jewish war in Iran to end ASAP so maybe gas and grocery prices would return to less assrapey levels for American families.I remain fairly skeptical, but I really do hope that this ceasefire goes through and actually sticks, because I would very much like Trump to get back to focusing full time on actual MAGA stuff in America instead of jewish stuff in Sandniggerland.
TACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACO
*breathes in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT!
>>532667280OF course they all. Literally anyone saying TACO is a jew
>>532666732>two weeksI KNEW IT!
IT'S OVER, IRAN AGREEShttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news?smid=url-share#f03dea39-8a2d-5daa-805d-32dfe92f1400
>>532667060they have to cope somehow, before their inevitable self deletion
>>532667264Israel was not included in the ceasefire.This is literally the best possible outcome.
>>532667042I misspoke sorry, I will continue doing whatever I have been doing and tell you I wont do it anymore while continuing to do it. And you wont do shit about it. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
are we winning again? Kinda forgot what we were winning though, do remind me, a poor european what we won
thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>532667178None of their spokesmen are still breathing so it's hard to find someone to announce their capitulation.
>trump betrayed israelYou lost LOL
Saw it live on Agenda Free TV.Iran went pleading to pakistan to ask the USA if it was okay if they could be complete cucks for two weeks while they finalize the deal. They had their Iranian Ambassador to Pakistan also cuck for Iran super HARD. Dems wanted to impeach drumpf for war thought crimes.Trump the deal maker he is, okay, we'll give ya TWO MORE WEEKS!Shills already had their taco memes ready.They have been filling out the same captcha for the past 23 hours waiting to post on the catalog.They had to hold off on dialating just because they hoped they could post a picture of a taco. They weren't prepared for Iran to be the taco...Shillls are assblasted devastated. Shills on suicide watch... again.Shills looking on google maps for the nearest bridge... it doesn't even need to be a high bridge at this point, they conceded that already too. ULTRA MAGA!
>>532667250YES! HAPPY TACO TUESDAY MY FELLOW MIGGERST A C OACOT A C OACOT A C OACO
>>532667344Yeah China was absolutely pissed being blackmailed by Iran into having to pay to cross the strait
>>532667344Holy fuck. I can admit when I was wrong. Trump fucking won.
>>532666732>retard cucks>ptg and /r/conservative acting like they wonlollmaoahahahaahhahahaa
>>532667344and there it is, most likely China said that they couldn't flee to there when they would try and bail
>>532667344yahoo on suicidewatch, shabbos golem trump escaped the leash
>>532666732>/pedo tranny general/ is celebrating TACO because the strait is open even though it was open before Epstein Fury
>"two-weeks"
Oh shit guys lol Taco posters are Jews who are mad he didn't keep bombing lolJust go look at Jpost comments
Hey everyone! Just joined the thread.Shills mad.Another W for Trump huh?
>>532667344KNEES STATUS?
>>532667452IRAN HAS FUCKING WON. THEY ARMED TWISTED THE CHEETO INTO SUBMISSION. YOU MET NONE OF YOUR OBJECTIVES. THEY STILL HAVE THOUSANDS OF MISSILES AND DRONES. THEY ARE UNBEATABLE!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome. No idea if I have to phonebake again.
KWAB
>NYTIran’s Supreme Leader accepts Pakistan’s ceasefire. (note, they mean Ghalibaf who was granted full authority earlier and not Mojtoba)
So the irannies caved and the Hormussy is open?Shills coming up empty-handed for the thousandth time in this war. Sucks to suck!
shills on suicide watchNumber 8 Taco Crash and burn
>>532667433>porn post>it's a MIGA shillThis is how everyone knows you're kikes btw
WHEN WILL THE MODS DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SHAREBLUE RAID?!?!?!?!?!
>>532667542ANOTHER TACO FOR EVERYONEHAPPY TACO TUESDAY AWOOOOOO
They’re so mad
>>532667360you guys got to sit on your dildos and do absolutely nothing as usual, i'm pretty sure in europe that's considered a win
>>532667433I thought they wanted Trump to genocide them to prove he is Hitler, they have no narrative.
we won?
TACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACO
Taco Jews lol
>the best shills have is screaming taco to the sound of ships sailing thru HormuzLmaoComplete and total shill obliterated. Must be another day that ends in Y.
America is an indian colony >>532659138
>>532667475>Trump gets Iran to open the strait by just upping rhetoric rather than sending boots on the ground>meanwhile their entire upper leadership has been decimated and their state is in utter disrepair >any and all allies that got bombed by Iran can be reimbursed or just sell oil>Israel cucked yet again by Trump I would say that's a win
HORMUSSY OPEN!!!!!HE DID IT!!!He truly is the Peace President.
>>532666857Iran is opening the strait at this moment. Also>Reddit and ReseteraAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Nobody cares about those ABSOLUTE faggots and troons.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-7-2026-trump-says-he-will-suspend-strikes-on-iran-for-two-weeks-contingent-on-iran-agreeing-to-open-strait.1484917/
Trump has them now. He'll get whatever he wants and find a way for the arabs to save face.
>2 MORE WEEKSART OF THE SHART>2 MORE WEEKSART OF THE SHART>2 MORE WEEKSART OF THE SHART>2 MORE WEEKSART OF THE SHART>2 MORE WEEKSART OF THE SHART>2 MORE WEEKSART OF THE SHART
>>532667344PEACE THROUGH THREATSkek
>>532667537AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>532667566>>532667542IRAN BENT THE KNEE AND THE HEEBS ARE BOILING MAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What're you lads having for dinner tonight? For me? Ground beef. Lettuce. Corn tortilla. Tomato. Shredded cheese. Onions. And, of course, various salsas...but wait, I forgot. What is this meal called again?
>>532667672APOLOGIZE TO BASED VANCE
>>532667571They won by caving and reopening the hormussy? Looks like the opposite of winning.
>>532667634shills on suicide watchTACO meme is effecting them and making them upset
>>532667578Make sure you bake at 280 like this morning you shitty baker lmao
>>532667592Its impossible to speak with people with TDS
>Mere seconds after U.S. President Donald J. Trump announced what he calls a two-sided ceasefire with Iran, ballistic missile launches against Israel by Iran have again been detected. Air defenses are working to mitigate the threat.UHH GUYS...NICE CEASE FIRE YOU GOT THERE
>>532667571>N-NO IRAN WONthey had their entire leadership decimated and got arm twisted by fucking Trump and China. This is a loss for Iran who agreed to fucking PAKISTAN
new shill talking points rolling in
>>532667542Yes actually. I was a naysayer, but goddamn he pulled it off again.
>>532666940The sandniggers couldn't take it anymore.
TRUMP GAPED THE HORMUSSY OPEN
now onto Cuba!
>>532667634You are Jewish lol
>>532667592Iran caved because China blinked and demanded Iran give up due to fuel prices.
>>532667522Well… yeah.>straight is open>US punched you in the mouth>oh yeah!?!? We’re gonna close the straight>pummels Iran>opens strait againI fail to see the loss here. What I do see is the gain of control.>do what we say or we’ll fuck you up.
>>532667764
>>532667537>/pedo tranny general/ earlier today TRUMPSTEIN IS GOING TO END THE SHITSKIN CIVILIZATION IN 3 HOURS. TOTAL SANDNIGGER DEATH>/pedo tranny general/ nowT-t-these TACO posters are k-k-kikes who wanted dead Iranians :(Hahahahahaha you chickened out, tranny.
>>532666732TRUMP LOST
>>532666732What a fucking pussy
The inorganic spam is noticeable.
I love Trump because he's hilarious and highly entertaining but the motherfucker never finishes anything ever. He gets bored and gives up and moves on to other shit.I will miss him when his term expires but I will be glad to see a new president. Hopefully one that has a longer attention span and doesn't surrender to fucking sandniggers.
>NOTHING EVER HAPPENSTWO. MORE. WEEKS.MORE.WEEKS.
>>532667752it's called poverty
>>532667822>NOOOOO ISRAEL IS GETTING BOMBEDwe know TACO shills are all kikes you kike
T A C OACO
Hope you're all enjoying this TACO Tuesday frens
>CNNIsrael will abide by the ceasefire
I wonder if this will finally get Mojtaba to poke his head out of the pizza box
>>532667822Israel isn't part of it lol >>532667865BASED
>>532667894>Trumpstein "won" having the pre-Epstein Fury status quo restored and all it took was a dozen dead White people
Its open now? What's the source on that?
>>532667250He still needs to be ousted.
>>532667542yep iran blinked
>>532667344>Iran bent the kneeAs expected.
remember when your objective was regime change?
>TWO WEEKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI>TWO WEEKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI>TWO WEEKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI>TWO WEEKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI
so basically stop bombing them for 2 weeks and they'll open the strait
>>532667858They probably got a boot up their ass from China and also realized just how fucking bad using women and children as meatshields looked for them.
>>532667452Plus they were forced to sign extremely disadvantageous contracts with the US to purchase our LNG since Iran having their little gay baby melty destroyed the distribution market that supplies 80% of China's LNG. It will take at least 5 years to repair that infrastructure and until then the Chinese are dependant on the US since no one else can supply enough to meet their internal demand.https://asiatimes.com/2026/04/china-imports-us-oil-for-asian-fuel-markets-amid-hormuz-crisis/This gives Washington an insane amount of leverage over Beijing and significantly weakens Xi's position.
Shills thinking they can get by on normies ignorance of global politics and resource distribution.
>IRAN IS BEGGINGLMAO
>>532667951They want Trump to attack Iran so they have a reason to cry like little bitches some more.
Shills are looking extra retreaded for not having Iranian taco memes at the ready. They are brown so the concept of a taco confuzzles them.
>>532667344BROWNS ALWAYS BACK DOWN.
>>532666732Lol imagine being lowered to the point where you must accept all the concessions (10 point plan) presented by the enemy you surprise attacked. The izzat of this country is below freezing level.
>>532668038The Ayotollah, whatever happened there....
>>532667619Its not porn. Go away with that mess.
boss found out ive been doing late night janitorial work in the nude for the last 8 months. its storage units so i dont know what the big fucking deal is since there were many nights i started to get paranoid i was the only man left on earth.but the thing is is that they had videos of it. motherfucker, how long were you watching me mop naked?anyway go trump
>>532667736Based
>>532668043>kike mad he won't get greater IsraelSorry but Trump twisted China and India into forcing Iran to give up their only card to play
>>532667865Hallo HabanaJohn Miller here
>Iran wants a Ceasefire and agrees to some of Trumps demands>Somehow this is bad for Trump??????
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532668077This is in addition to them being cutoff from Venezuelan oil already.
Trump is very obviously playing this in a way to make the fags who act like he is some barbarian look like retards. He shows a willingness to make a deal constantly and convinces the media to blast it everywhere. Ensuring everyone sees that he is willing to be diplomatic, making the warmonger accusations look even more retarded. This is a big part of what Trump does in general, he knows how to mess with the media. He is making them constantly trip over themselves trying to spin everything he does as bad to the point that they don't realize how illogical and petty they are looking to the public.
>>532668038>They closed the strait>Trump said open it or we’ll fuck you theh open itTrump is now in control of the strait
>>532668171>Iran wants a Ceasefire and agrees to some of Trumps demandsLiterally the opposite happened
even Drudge has bent the knee
>openly agrees to using Iran's 10 point plan (extremely favorable to them) as a basis for negotiation>"i-i-i-i-iran cucked!"Just embarassing
>>5326681402/10, you can do better than this, kit
>>532668213>Iran saysk
>>532668140manousos?!
>>532668213>ESLreport why are you NAFO tards like this? ceasefire isn't the peace deal you idiots
>>532668213Iran won. Trump surrendered and the fucking sandniggers won. I have not been this depressed in a long time. Even the surrender in Minneapolis wasn't this embarrassing.
>>532668071Some great brown hope huh.
>>532668259Hahahahahahaha nope, see >>532668213
>>532667870Hudna is correct.no permanent peace can ever be signed, and only 10 years maximum for a ceasefire to rearm. oh, muslims can break their oaths with non-muslims at any time since any promises made to non-muslims are meaningless in the first place.
M I G AIGA
>>532667752Every single mexican dish.
>>532668213>forced tolmao Trump said it is something to work with. he's gonna wipe his ass with it in the end.
>>532668229There is no deal, Trumpstein blinked.
>>532668315Damn right. Also, look at the oil prices lmao
>iran saw the deadline coming and bent the knee>opened the strait>begged for a cease fire>shills scream tacoLmao watching them completely deny reality is so fucking funny.
>>532666732I thought Iran would never open the strait shill bros? Why didn't they use the secret sea bed missles? Why they did cuck out?
>>532668041see >>532667344 so not even the leftists can't doubt it
>>532668229He also caused people like Tucker to finally completly out themselves
>>532666732ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYcommence the jigglin edition
>>532667694>trump getshe begged, he's getting literally nothing as they are still charging money>their upper leadership is dead! that means they got nothing!is that why that havn't caved? is that why the straight isnt open? is that why trump has been begging like a little bitch and crying for help?>all allies reimbursedLMAOHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING RETARD>israel cucked to trumok you got me with your bait. you won. i thought you were serious
>>532668213Top kek it's clear who the victor here is. That's crazy lmfaooo
>>532668226Yeah, Trump has been systematically destroying BRICS attempts to build a parallel economy to the petrodollar. I'm not going to go out on a limb and say that Sino-Futurism is dead, there is always a chance that whomever is 48 could fuck shit up as bad as Obama, but right now the American hegemony has been perserved for at least half a decade.
VERY weak country, very brown and embarassing
Ceasefire.America already did what America needed to do.Now the crooked strait is back to normal.Whose next?
>>532668213This is literally the best possible outcome, the biggest loser in all of this is Israel. How the fuck does Trump keep doing it?!
>>532666732Awooo we are winning maga sisters !
>Trump stops another warhow does he keep doing it
>>532668155Israel should've been sanctioned long ago. This was all avoidable. And the shitstain shouldn't be in office for one day more.
>>532668281like im using the good stuff on a lightspeed thread(i dont have good stuff)>>532668297lol
>Clash Report
give this man his peace prize already
>>532668322TLDR compared to my succinct and accurate breakdown.
>>532666732Arrests
>>532668213>miggers see this as a win LMFAOOOOOOOO!!
>>532667344Sounds like Iran got it's shit pushed and consneeded KEK
>>532668263Yeah they agreed to all of trumps demands.
>>532668412this right here is why the shills are livid
>>532668367Miga bros, how do we respond??
>>532668444Check'd and let the jigglin' commence!
>>532668259>Trump is now in control of the straitLOL I KNOW YOU PAID SHILLS ARE RETARDED BUT LOLLMAOAHAHAHAHAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>532668413>for 2 weeksTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACOTACO>TACO
>>532666732>no regime changeSo Iran objectively won?
>>532668413Shills are natural born losers.
So, trump TACOed again.Wooo. Taco Tuesday.
>>532668539>Trump agrees to troop withdrawal from the region and Iranian control of the straitThere you go! You chickened out, tranny!
iran isnt even talking to him... pakistan is proposing these things and hes using it as an excuse to pussy out... hormussy remians closed. we look weaker than ever.november needs to come already for the dem midterm sweep and save our country
CHINA IS LITERALLY A BETTER US ALLY THAN EUROPE HAHAHAHA
nobody is better at making a deal than him fokls. believe me. lot of guys wouldnt have been able to pull that off, lotta guys would have choked. but not him. he says nope, not me, im not going to pussy out after talking big game
>>532668140>how long were you watching me mop naked?Can I have the video?
>>532668631And they control the strait now too
>>532668213KEKAROOOOO IT'S BASICALLY AN UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER FROM THE US
>>532668413It's more that Pakistan and China told Iran that zero help would come at all if the US attacked, so better to open the strait and take the L to fight another day. There was reports of mass panic and people fleeing Tehran because of the threat, so Iran could either get bombed with zero real response, or just accept the deal and have shill bots claim they won
>>532666732TACO BACKS DOWN AGAIN!
>>532668582It just dropped by another 2 dollars lmao, it's nosediving something fierce!
>>532668140>You bend over to pick something up and something wet touches your bumcheek
>>532668516the Art of the Deal
>>532668594looks like jigglin is back on the menu!
>iran still isn't opening the strait>they're still bombing tel aviv>they're still printing money via yuan tollsthis is going to be the ultimate test of whether the markets are truly Fake And Gay
>>532668229He's a warmonger through and through, dipshit. It never should've started in the first place.
>>532668631It isn't a peace deal to neanderthal retard. He doesn't even have to agree to the 10 points for the ceasefire. His statement about working with them is likely focusing on reparation and shit, hinting that he may destroy the country and then rebuild it like what we did with Japan.
I think a lot of MAGA superfans are depressed over this shit ngl. Use your brain retards, reject the false dichotomy and don't say "yummy delicious" when you're fed worthless shit.
>>532668631The regime ceased to be several weeks ago. They don't even have the JV team left.
>>532668773This is literally the best case scenario. I am sorry I doubted Trump /ptg/
Irantrannies lost and their brown world seethers are mad LOL
>>532667072India is 106 while America is 99. That means also UK are more retarded than Indians.Being a "brownoid" as you say, its a mental state and not related to IQ, you mongolid retard>>532666668Makima?>>532668701China ally?When they did help Venezuela?China is just mad that they have no oil.
>>532668701It's more that a reliable enemy will be convinced to your side if you cut off their resources. Iran fucking with fuel and US allies in OPEC shutting off the valve royally fucked with China and India
>>532668367Miga bros, they're dunking on us like Shaq in his prime
>>532668701China isn't a better ally. China just has actual power in the world, unlike Europe.
>>532668631The regime changed of day one when the old regime was all killed.
miggersissies, our gaped bussy status?
The last month and change cost Trump the entirety of my faith in him (big whoop, I know), but if the ceasefire holds and the war actually ends, you PTGbrews have my word that I will stop shitting up these threads for hours on end everyday.At least until the next time he does something as positively retarded and jewish as randomly start a war with Iran that benefits Israel almost exclusively and drives gas and grocery prices into the stratosphere for American families. Hopefully that is never, but we'll have to wait and see what the future holds.
>>532668701They aren't our allies. Iran just fucked everything so up that Trump has Xi's balls in a vice grip and they are completely dependant on the US right now.The longer this shit show in the Strait Hormel went on the weaker China became.>>532668594>Sir, Jiggle-9 protocols have been activated>Do eet
>>532668888Holy checked, the trvke dropped
>>532668412Indeed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGw6cnnlcvAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ESzA57GsMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf0B_K6zc7khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDi3DDhgM6Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzBasFgL7eUStill baking.
>>532668213now show the real agreement.
>>532668071Don't steal based man's avatar eglin kike
>>532668927>>532668921>>532668914Brown posts
>>532668928We don't even know what happened to the regime since the Ayatollah refuses to be out in the open
>>532668425Tucker did nothing wrong by not being a neocon chickenhawk, you faggot
This board is a pro Palestine march every day
>>532668606Damn Trump is so good he got you to quit spamming CP, germanigger.
>>532668413The chinks had to buy more oil from us and that's all she wrote.
>>532668631>those seething migger repliesOH NO NO NO TRUMP BROS, WHAT WAS IT ALL FOR?
when Trump is done in 2032 he should run for president of Iran
>>532668701More useful anyway. Nobody listens when eurocrats meet up to make statements.
I see Iran grew tired of having to FAFO.Also AWOO!
>>532668994Trump is the one who said he should be jailed, no?
>>532666822checked and awoo'd
>>532668951>>532668958Brown post
>>532669010Well yeah, it's entirely infested with browns and kikes kek
>>532667043lmao so did the baker. wheres the mouse gif?
>>532668582Saved
>>532668993Jigglejigglejiggle>>532668971Thanks for baking, owlman, and great selection!
thought they'd slip this one in under the radar huh?
While shills yell “taco” (its not taco if you get a concession) Irans leader is both a fruit and a vegetable.
there is still no deal. just 2 more weeks for Trump to get them there. spoiler alert. it's not gonna be the 10 point plan that I can tell you.
>>532669050Brown post
>>532668979There is none, retard. You lost.
>>532669000Do the world a favorKill yourself you are brown and stinky
>>532668998That's because he too ceased existing.
>>532669156Migger post
>>532669073AWOO fren.Shills are assblasted mad, lil AWOO!They wanted Drumpf to be impeached for war crimes lmao. They had their scripts from their plebbit overlords at the ready.
>>532668213So what did America get out of this. This cant be true.
>>532669010Pali what? Never heard of her.
>>532669124Brown post
This is legit embarrassing for Trump. He's bending over to the fucking Pakistan now.
>>532669076>t. non-white(jews are shitskins)
>It gets revealed that kikes are all TACO posters because they are pissed that Trump got what he wanted without greater Israel >Taco spam suddenly stops
>>532669167Are you a jew or a jeet? Call it
>>532668701Europe is a fake and gay economy, China isn't being helped by this sand nigger shit fit either.
>>532669123That's gross
>>532669123Slip what exactly?
>>532669192You have brown skin. The color of shit
>>532669129/pedo tranny general/ needs to understand that nobody here needs Iran to win, we just need (((You))) to lose and exchanging over a dozen dead and hundreds of wounded Americans for the strait being opened when it was ALREADY open before Epstein Fury is a fucking loss lmao
>>532669160I'M GONNA NUKE YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY INTO THE STONE AGE BITCH*surrenders*
>>532669223Brown post
>>532669218hes going to attack anywaysbut now iran will not be waiting
>>532669250Lol typical Muslim postYou see any one who hates you as Jewish or Indian. White people want you to die achmed
>>532668958lolWhatever man
>>532669234Hahahahahahahaha the fucking cope. See >>532669285 you faggot shitskin. You chickened out, tranny!
>>532669129>Irans leader is both a fruit and a vegetable.kek
>>532669285Tl;dr , looks like a block of cope text
>>532669285Iran lost and trump won yet again. Understand that with your single digit IQ.
Absurd to claim TACO about this
>>532666732give it to me straight /ptg/, will president trump ever stop cucking out?
>>532669285Brown post
>>532669348You chickened out, tranny!
>>532669321>>532669223
>>532669285A couple dead midwesterners is a fine trade for every single ayatollah being removed from existence.
>>532669362Everything is taco, they are retarded parrots
>>532669333your skin is the color of poop and you worship the shit out of a cow's asshole poopjesh
>>532669206>So what did America get out of this. This cant be true.you're rightit's the "basis" of a planmuch like a concept of a planin other words, none of that will end up in the final agreement
>>532668888Digits confirm.
>>532669373Brown post
>>532669356>>532669356>>532669356Neo thread>>532669356>>532669356>>532669356New thread
>>532669359>>532669388They can't cope with being exposed as PUSSIES who chickened out lmaoooo
>>532667052>Trump literally stuck Israel, to foot the bill, while bailing America out of this mess.>I am sorry for doubting you /ptg/>Trump is a fucking GAll the people that can't see it, are just funny to me, Fren.There were only 2 conditions remaining; we are getting closer to disclosure.
The iranians have absolutely humiliated you. Incredible. I've never seen such a nation of pussies before. Total pussy defeat. Tail between your legs lmaooo! Fucking pussiest president of all time and the pussiest country of all time. Perfect. Amazing.
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>>532669373Well he just won everything so clearly yes. I wonder how hes gonna repay europe for its “loyalty” now?
>>532669362No shit They've got nothing but trollingBut Gen z browns can't troll They just yell the same thing over and over like nogs
>>532669333Leafjew, you are literally jewish. Also you were wrong on those Treasury Bonds. I made a tidy little profit slurping those 10 Years the yurpoors were dumping last week.
>HORMUSSY IS OPENLeftists fell for it again award.Orange man wins as usual.Trannys seethe (and dilate furiously).Nick Fuentes donos in free fall.Tucker looks like a bitch for panicking over nothing.Hassan Piker crash out.Saudis will sign Isreal deal.Trump gets his peace nobel prize.Mass leftist suicide hanging themselves with their Pali larper scarf as AI Netanyahu drinks a latte inside Mecca and declares Gaza a new resort townRemember: You Lost, Tranny (3 more years too!)
>>532669362Why? The strait isn't opened and he's not making good on his threats. Classic taco
>>532669439>hey ma'am, your son is dead. But good news. Some brown people are dead. We accomplished absolutely nothing elseHahahahahahahahahahahah
>>532667911wrong. you were told multiple times (by me) that>ANYTHING SHORT OF TRUMP NUKING IRAN WILL RESULT IN INCESSANT TACO POSTING, EVEN IF THEY REACH A CEASEFIRE
>>532669333>Doesn't deny being jewish We all know you're a progressive IRL (the overton window means MAGA voters are all center-left, pro gay, pro brown, etc...). You jew rats will never be white
>>532667344Before all of this, did Trump took that island at the straits?
>>532669359Anything short of full and absolute regime change in Iran is a loss for Trump. If the ayatollah regime is still in place and still negotiating terms, it's a loss for Trump. If the IRGC and the mullahs of Iran are still the power structure making decisions for Iran, it's a Trump loss.Trump started something that he needed to finish with the complete elimination of the radical Twelvers regime in Iran including their loyalists in the IRGC military. If Trump allows that regime to remain, even in a severely weakened state, it's a loss for Trump.There is no other way around it. It was always either complete removal of the ayatollah regime and replacement with a new democratic government, or it's a loss for Trump and a waste of American lives and billions of US dollars.
>>532667096>I saw some news about the railways were bombed by the kikes. was that true?It would be in this video, I didn't watch it all yet.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mHcSnGCj3gY
>>532669567>Why? The strait isn't opened and he's not making good on his threats. Classic taco> I’m gonna burn your whole fucking house down tonight if you don’t stop hitting me and sit to talk. He sits. He puts his list of 10 conditions on the table. You say: Cute list, but not enough. You give him 2 weeks of ceasefire to finalize the deal (while the Strait is still mostly closed and your planes are still fueled).Random genius on the internet: “Why? The house isn’t burned yet… classic taco ” Yeah, sure. The guy getting his ass kicked is the one winning here.
You retards are all the reason Trump sucks btw.
>>532669166I would munch on Sonatas fish tacos if you know what I'm saying
>>532669373He's been completely humiliated. He thought he could take on a smaller less military capable country and the US of A faggot forces got their shit pushed in so far it was flying out of their mouths. Total defeat on the ground and the air. A complete cluster fuck. And the pussy president was behind it all. Now he's completely got on his hands and knee's to give the iranians a deal that makes obama's iran deal look like a torture device. Get ready to give those reparations to iran golemmutt.
>>532668213ORANGE NIGGER SURRENDEREDLITERALLY WHO IS EVEN RUNNING IRAN RIGHT NOWA RANDOM MUZZIE JUST RAPED JEWMERICA
NOOOOOOOOO!!!I ORDERED A TACO AND ALL I GOT WAS A GAPING HORMUZZY
>>532669362Theyre gonna try because the alternative is accepting they were wrong. Again. Like always. For some of them thats enough to drive them to suicide like their friend did days ago.
>>532667865Isn't Cuba and Mexico still ongoing? >Energy crisis at Cuba>Mexico cartel civil war with the Mexico Government
>>532669362Does it offend you beaner?
democrats want to ban all trump supporters from the internethttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/watch-dem-house-candidate-in-ga-calls-to-ban-maga-voters-from-internet-for-4-years-once-the-democrats-are-back-in-charge/ar-AA20lKXF
>>532669362>you're going to open the straight and never enrich uranium or we'll destroy your entire civilization!!!!!!>okay you can keep the straight closed and we will pay you money and we will allow you to enrich uranium also we will remove all forces from the region and never attack you ever againHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!PFFFTTTTT!!!!
>>532670198not at all, I know it physically hurts your TDS-riddled brain to admit reality.
>>532670405Bro... that's not what happened.What actually happened:> Trump said "Open the strait completely or I glass all your power plants and bridges tonight."> Iran panicked, ran to Pakistan, dropped their maximalist 10-point wishlist (sanctions relief, no more attacks ever, reconstruction money, etc.).> Trump read it, said "Not good enough", but gave them 2 weeks of mutual ceasefire only if they agree to fully reopen the strait while keeping every plane fueled and the threat 100% live.And your seething brain translates that as "Trump surrendered and is now paying Iran to enrich uranium" KEK
>>532669980I'd fuck Sunset but only in her pony form
>>532668213This is the real one.
>>532670783ba-ba-ba-baaaaaasssssssseeeeeedddddd
>>532670706What do you think the 10 point plan is you stupid nigger? It doesn't even talk about limiting their enrichment hahahaha!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! PUSSY NATION PUSSY PRESIDENT PUSSY ARMY PUSSY NAVY AND PUSSY AIRFORCE!HAHAHAHA!TOTAL GOLEM HUMILIATION!
>>532670925As you can see it was delivered a day ago, so that faggot Trump conceded all on his own from the pressure.
