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Ultimate MAGA
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PEDOPHILE TRUMP GENERAL - MIGGER MENTAL ILLNESS EDITION
ULTIMATE MIGA ALSO TACO TUESDAY LMAO
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SAY IT WITH ME /PTG/ SISSIES:

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>>532671840
So Iran still has thousands of missiles and drones. Their security apparatus is intact. What was the point of this whole operation? You didn't achieve shit!!!!!
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AWOO!
I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!
I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...
KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)
GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
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LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)
NIGGERFAGGOTS,
NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)
CONFUSED BOOMERS,
JANNIES,
AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
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TRUMP
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> WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: US EXPECTS TIME NEEDED FOR CEASEFIRE ORDERS TO REACH LOWER RANKS OF IRGC - AXIOS
https://xcancel.com/FirstSquawk/status/2041662392665567365#m

that is genuinely insane
>their command and control is so destroyed it could take hours for them to tell the local commander to stop chimping out
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>>532671840
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Iran won, you lost, tranny.
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>>532671840
MAYDAY MAYDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>532671840
YOU FUCKING LIQUID NIGGER
PULL UP PULL UP
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The US has accepted the Iranian ten points as a basis for talks. Which is somewhat surprising. Here are the points:

1) Security Guarantees: A binding guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again in the future.

2) Permanent Peace: A transition to a permanent end to the war, rather than a series of temporary ceasefires.

3) End to Strikes in Lebanon: An immediate halt to Israeli military operations against Hezbollah in Lebanon.

4) Sanctions Relief: The lifting of all U.S. and international sanctions imposed on Iran.

5) Cessation of Regional Hostilities: A broader agreement to end all regional fighting against Iranian allies.

6) Opening the Strait of Hormuz: In exchange for the above, Iran agrees to lift its de facto blockade and reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

7) Transit Fees: The introduction of a protocol for safe passage that includes a $2 million fee per ship transiting the waterway.

8) Revenue Sharing: Iran proposes splitting these transit fees with Oman, which sits across the strait.

9) Reconstruction Funding: Iran will use its share of the fees to rebuild infrastructure destroyed by U.S. and Israeli strikes, rather than demanding direct financial reparations.

10) Nuclear Enrichment Rights: Recognition of Iran's right to enrich uranium under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT).

While this does not mean that Trump has accepted these points, just agreeing to talk about it is a MAJOR victory for Iran. Notice Iran removed their demand for America to remove its bases. The most encouraging thing here is the possibility of moving towards a permanent peace. A real blow for Israel, that is for sure.
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>trump got outplayed at negotiations by the side led by a literal vegetable

Why am I not surprised lmao
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>be supreme sandnigger
>tell your sandnigger country to prepare for war for decades
>DECADES
>war happens
>well, you dont know it happens because you die in the first strike
>most of your family dies in the first strike
>most of your general staff dies in the first strike
>your first replacement dies in the second strike
>most of his general staff dies in the second strike
>your second replacement dies in the third strike
>most of his general staff dies in the third strike
>majority of senior officials from 2 months ago now just various scattered piles of burnt meat covered in sand
>entire navy upgraded to artificial coral reefs
>air "force" obliterated and so scared shitless the last functional Tomcats get destroyed on the ground instead of the flaming air to air death against the F22 they deserved
>the replacements-of-the-replacements-of-the-replacements running things now start posting ARMA footage like it actually happened and posting the most obvious boomer tier AI imaginable
>only guys left to run the country are nepo baby lower management with no experience and no clue
>theyre a global laughing stock
>your idiotic sandmonkeys have the galaxy brain idea to make a cardboard cutout of your dead son the new Supreme Replacement
>cant bomb a guy thats already dead right?
>the Ghost of Hugo Chavez is still crying over the crater that was his mausoleum thoug
>oh fuck, they bombed the fuckin cardboard
>purely for the love of the game
>BUT ALL IS NOT LOST
>a discord tranny and some 400lb blue haired genderxir on the internet have turned you into their new GrEaT bRoWn HoPe and they SWEAR you are winning the war because your retarded sandmonkeys MIGHT have managed to accidentally shoot down a flying Buc-ee's and occasionally can throw an exploding rock at people
>the same people who spent years screaming slava Ukrani and that insisted Venezuela would win too
>they arent known for picking winners
>but it doesn't matter to you
>because youre just a pile of burnt meat
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Any suggestions on what to buy right now PM hours on market?
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donald trump is the antichrist
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>>532671923
Not true. We weakened our standing internationally and gave Iran permanent control of the strait where they can now charge a toll to cross.
That means we won.
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Hola seƱors
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>>532671923
Their "security apparatus" was strapping human meat shields to power plants this morning.
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The energy right now is great lol
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God bless president Trump
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Trump
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>>532671840
hahahahahahaha fags !
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>be Iranian
>youve lost track of how many supreme replacements there has been in the last month
>your buddy Mohamed was a Private in the IRGC last Tuesday. Now he is Supreme Warmaster because his former boss got blown up 15 minutes ago and Mohamed's all thats left.
>you spent 40 years hiding bombs in the desert but America somehow found them all and blew them all up
>BUT DO NOT LOSE HOPE
>you managed to hit a 40 year old airframe with an exploding rock
>instant massive manpower commitment to capturing the pilots
>its right in your back yard so should be easy right?
>America rocks up and establishes a base in your fucking back yard and starts slaughtering anyone that comes within a few miles of where the pilot is
>AMERICA HAS A BASE ESTABLISHED WITHIN THE BORDERS OF YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY THANOS SNAP ANYONE THAT GETS ANYWHERE NEAR IT
>lose a fuckload of potential future supreme replacements out in the desert
>dont capture anyone
>but at least discord trannies and fat blue haired gendirxirs on twitter got to pass around a picture of Taylor Kitsch claiming youd captured the pilot for a few hours
>also it looks like Mohamed just got blown up and now youre the new Supreme Warmaster
>fuck
>the unhinged steak salesman is talking about bombing you next
>fuck fuck fuck
>Pakistan and China of all people tell you you can either become meaty confetti or you can do what youre told
>the next guy in line as Supreme Replacement is Dharmoud the retired bacha bazi.
>see the planes coming
>why dont they care about your held-at-gunpoint human shields?
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>reopen the strait
>beg for ceasefire
>bend the knee
>BUT DONT WORRY
>groyptoids and blue hairs and discord trannies are screaming taco on the internet
>you have no idea what it means but hey you arent a pile of burnt meat
>yet
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>Trump on Sunday
>MAKE A DEAL OR DIE
>Iran today
>Let's make a deal
Clearly Trump lost.
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>TWEET
OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF IRAN:
(screenshot of aragachi statement)
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>>532671923
You're a Sikh lol
I know who you are
You're a friend of Brendan's
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>>532671923
The Ayotollahs, whatever happened there.
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What did the American attsck on Iran accomplish?
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TOTAL. IRAN. VICTORY.
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Is Trooner ok? is Mark Le gay ok?

What about the LGBT community in Iran oh no!
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>>532672057
>weakened our standing internationally
How? With whom?
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pointless nigger war
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Hahahahah
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Just got home, has the nuclear holocaust I was promised begun yet?
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>>532671434
>No future aggression
So you admit you just want Trump to be blood thirsty to have something to cry about
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>>532671840
Trump literally just fucking surrendered everything and LOST the Iran war. Iran is literally in a stronger position now.
America fucking lost

Holy shit I'm fucking crying
This isn't what a voted for.
He's literally made Dems look like stronger leaders
I'm crying
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AMERICA LOST AGAIN TO GOATFUCKERS
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>>532672036
With the strait opened everything is as it was except their leaders, industry and military are decimated, net mega win for usa.
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So is the war over?
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>>532671987
thank you for your attention to this matter!
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>>532672099
He said "A civilization will die"
Im not seeing a dead civilization anywhere!
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After criticizing Obama for giving $1.5 billion of their own frozen assets to Iran, Trump has decided to show him how it's done by giving them multiple billions of US taxpayer dollars after spending a trillion on a disastrous war instead.

YUGE win according to MIGA!
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TACO TACO TACO YOU DUMB MIGGERS HAHA
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>>532671923
iran kept backpedaling and adding more and more exceptions to their hormuz blockade, until they just let go of the whole thing

Why?
Because america bombed them into submission, and the dudes who were still alive didn't want to die.
Seems like america is in charge of hormuz now
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>>532672116
The destruction of israel, based blumpf
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>>532671993
>O-our nonexistent deal is going to take some time to trickle down to absolutely no one
L M A O
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>>532672115
An old man at the end of his life. Basically a non entity.
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>>532672034
Lmao, "MAJOR victory for Iran" Bro really read the 10-point wishlist and thought "wow, Iran is winning"
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>>532672082
>nafotranny spamming twitter jeets
bahahahahahahahahahaha AMERICA WON AND NATO IS IRRELEVANT, GOOD JOB EUROTARDS
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>>532672082
You don’t understand. We needed to start this war to open up the strait. And we could only open it up by giving Iran control of it.
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>>532672082
>iran says
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>>532671993
The last Jap soldier didn't surrender until 30yrs after the Emperor surrendered
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TOTAL. MIGGER. FAILURE.
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>>532672104
its a trap!

trump is still attacking in 15 minutes!

this is a psy-op
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>>532672180
Well they made a deal.
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ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
NEVER CONCEDE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
REMEMBER CHARLIE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
ESCALATE TENSIONS
MARS CHUDS UNITE
HEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENES
DONROE DOCTRINE
UNLEASH CHANG
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

>shills trying really hard to spin iran cucking as trump cucking
>pretending they don't understand the difference between agreeing to negotiate and agreeing to demands
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>>532672016
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha

Total Iranian victory holy shit
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How's that taco tasting, miggers?
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>>532672082
Those are all good things tho
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>>532672182
Remember, a vote for the right and Republicans is a vote for maintaining your economy!
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>>532672104
Has Israel violated the ceasefire yet and convinced the US they have to keep fighting yet?
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>>532671840
>when you read the latest brownoid meltdown
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WTI goes below $95
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>>532671840
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>>532672154
Ok you trust jewski
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Wait, these people crying "TACO" didn't actually think Trump was going to vaporize Iran tonight, did they?
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IT'S OILVER
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Hopefully Israel can do that subversive kike shit they do so well and fuck up this farcical ceasefire. Goddamn it, Trump, you have really fucked everything up this time.
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So it looks like Iran concede nothing
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You know...
I hear the shills are bigly mad.... BIGLY
They realize a soft taco looks more like the real thing than their axe wound they are dialating.
Also... AWOO!
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>YOULOSTYOULOSTYOULOSTYOULOST

Brownoids are so mad, Oil is going down. Iran had no choice but to cuck out. Even Kim gave up on Iran and Russia.
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>>532672208
An old man they cried like bitches about.
In the end, he just went like a fart in the wind.
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How many days before some drone hits a tanker?
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>>532672082
>Iran says
Iran could say the sky is blue and I would have to double check
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>>532672182
>Compensation payments to Iran
Hahahaha you miggers are going to be okay?
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>>532671840
Based
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>>532672057
>Iran permanent control of the strait
how do they have control of hormuz?
We killed a bunch of people and the survivors surrendered, then did what we wanted
sounds like big bro america is in charge and the iran sissies are cowering in fear
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>>532672195
Trump agreed to every Iranian demands and got nothing in return besides the strait opening, which was already a reality before the war. You lost everything and gained nothing.
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>>532672182
its okay when trump does it
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>>532672329
KEK
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>>532672282
And you believe all that?
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>>532672164
You have to be 18 to post here
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>>532672285
Iran cucked and surrendered so pretty good.
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>Agreed to all of Iran's demands
>paying reparations
Total USA surrender LMAO
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>>532671840
Can any migger actually explain what the point of this conflict was?
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>iran gets a shitton of concessions
>all they are required to do is return to the status quo before the war started
fucking lol.
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>>532672211
People are shilling it on twitter it must be true
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does trump know hes the laughing stock of the internet right now?

or is he too shielded from that sort of thing?
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Why are brownoids acting like the war is over? Are they going to have a meltdown in two weeks when Iran is bombed?
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>cucked out on literally everything
>two more weeks as if taking a direct jab at /ptg/
>will walk away from this with nothing besides higher gas prices

Lmao how bad is the cope right now? Blue tsunami might be underselling it at this point
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>>532671892
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IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
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>>532671840
Boy am I glad I store all my money in a stable country with a stable energy supply like the USA . Get rekt leftoids. Get rekt global south. Fuck my dick is big.
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>>532672407
To open the strait and give Iran control of it.
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The left is way more rascist and anti semytic than the right now

All of these shills are Democrats
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>>532672164
>Iran is literally in a stronger position now.
iran got bombed into oblivion, then gave into our demands
We got them to do what we wanted, for free, in exchange for the promise of talking about a concept of a plan
Sounds like we're in charge
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Even /ptg/ the bastion of Trumpism on pol is 50/50 on this being a US victory. It's litterally joever newspapers and tv will repeat all day for those 2 weeks that the US got clapped by Iran. YOU LOST THE PROPAGANDA WAR. USA IS FINISHED AS A GLOBAL POWER HAHA
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>Brownoid saying the same false info

YOU LOST BROWNOIDS, GET OUT.
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>>532672057
lol this cope
gaypers are seething
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>>532672324
Israel isn't a party to the ceasefire so whk gives a shit.
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>>532672169
this guy is an idiot
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At least Putin isn't a coward who retreats from shit he started.
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I can't imagine having this much pride that you get your ass kicked and still pretend you won while asking to get beat up some more.
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>>532672407
Maybe Netanjahu wanted to test the loyalty of the USA
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>>532672396
Somebody cucked and surrendered, but it doesn't look like it was Iran.
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>>532672407
To blow up Iranian leaders until we get one willing to negotiate.
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>>532672491
You're a fat Sikh
I know who you are
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>>532672421
>>532672366
>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030
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I don't think there's a deal bros.
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>>532672407
Destroying the terrorist regime in iran and replacing it with a relatively normal one. That goal has been achieved apparently
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>>532671840
Trump is a fucking pussy! How does it feel to have such a coward as your leader Ameribros?
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>>532672345
Hahaha what a coping delusional migger. Iran still has full control over the strait at this moment. If they open it that means it was done ON THEIR TERMS
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Shill bros...it's over. Trump won...not only did Iran cuck out but now we got low priced egg in our face...don't worry. It's organic.(I checked). Anyways, we lost...Trump has forced them to open the strait and accept a ceasefire from both sides. We owe Trump an apology and we should all quit (suicide if you're a ) in masse and in shame....troon
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>>532672352
>the strait opening
Under Iranian control lmao
Not to mention that the US got chased out of all its bases
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>>532672182
>1.5 billion
Over 100 ships pass through the straight of homos every day, with Iran's new 2 mil toll they'll make more than that every week kek
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>>532672352
>Trump agreed to every Iranian demands
Um no lol
Trump agreed to talk about their demands
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>>532672528
sandniggers gonna sandnigger
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>>532672480
Praise be to Allah
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GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>532671840
well, what do you know, trump won again, the maximum pressure campaign worked,
the strait is open,
dems chimp out,
iran weaker than ever,
oil prices down,
stock market rally

never bet against trump, brownoids, and especially "americans" who are rooting against their president
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>>532672328
Before:
1)Strait Open
2)Iran Military Intact
3)Infrastructure Infact
4)Leaders alive

After:
1)Strait open
2-4: Wrecked and raped.

Looks like Iran lost to me at this snapshot.
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>>532671840
>Praises Allah on Easter
>Hands Iran everything they wanted in a peace deal and surrenders
What did he mean by this
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>>532672550
That doesn’t fucking count! Stop using trumps own words against our narrative.
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>>532671840
Miggers are something else.
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>>532670287
The actual 10 points:
1. Non-aggression between the US and Iran (and others who do not attack Iran)
2. Strait of Hormuz will remain international waters.
3. No weapons-grade uranium enrichment; Iran will have nuclear power for civilian purposes only.
4. Lifting of all US and Iran sanctions
5. Permission for Christian missionaries to convert Iranians and for Iranians to leave Islam for Christianity, but not to become atheist.
6. UN sanctions will also end.
7. No more "death to America" chant/prayer sessions
8. Iran will receive all of the funds of the Pahlavi Dynasty stored with US banks.
9. US will withdraw bases from Iranian territory, such as the forward base for the rescue operation.
10. This also applies to Iranian proxies.
I'm guessing but wow, this is great.
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IP hopping needs to be harder. This is insanity.
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>shills have already reached the "lying about the terms" stage
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>>532672454
So basically, they just agreed to a ceasefire as Trump said. No extra brown victories, just Iran trying to delay the inevitable. Once more, a US victory. Russians are just mad they couldn't get Ukraine to do this.
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>>532672551
well find out in 10 minutes

theoretically the tomahawks are already launched and in the air
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LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!

Our rightful land:
1. British Indian Ocean Territory
2. Canada
3. Greenland
4. Marie Byrd Land
5. Faroe Islands
6. Clipperton Island
7. St.-Barthelemy
8. Falkland Islands
9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands
10. St. Pierre & Miquelon
11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela
12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)
13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)
14. Dutch Caribbean
15. Cayman Islands
16. Guadeloupe
17. Martinique
18. Montserrat
19. Anguilla
20. Turks & Caicos Islands
21. UK Virgin Islands
22. Bermuda
23. French Guiana
24. French Polynesia
25. Pitcairn Islands
26. Wallis & Futuna
27. Peter I Island
28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz
29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)
30. San Bernando Archipelago

We're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines
3. St. Lucia
4. Kiribati
5. Cuba
6. Nauru
7. Dominica
8. Guyana (eastern half)
9. Grenada
10. St. Kitts & Nevis
11. Antigua & Barbuda
12. Bahamas
13. Costa Rica
14. Panama
15. Iceland
16. Jamaica
17. Belize

In summary, our goals are:
1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine
2. Ensuring American naval dominance.
3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.
4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.
5. Improving the US economy.
6. Creating Fortress America.
7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.

We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
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>Trump threatens to bomb Iran to oblivion
>NOOOOO THAT'S A WAR CRIME AND ALSO WORLD WAR III UR GONNA DIE FOR ISRAEL
>Trump agrees to a temporary pause because Pakistan, India, and China told Iran to open the fucking strait and stop fucking around
>HAHAHAHAHA TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO
Gropers and Muslims should be legally disconnected from the internet, and then shot.
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I wonder how many people trooning right now put a bunch of money into oil futures thinking this would be a forever war and now they're losing their life savings.
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Who knew not bombing iran would drive down oil prices?
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>>532672598
nice source you have there.
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>>532672082
Basically "sorry, Iran." Now they better go after Israel for compensation
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>>532672407
CRUSHING ANOTHER CHINESE PROXY
CUBA IS NEXT
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>>532672528
we're hours away from podcasters taking credit for Trump's actions
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>>532672550
>It's real
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/PTG/ LOST
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>>532672528
Common sandnigger logic, keep in mind they never invented electricity nor went to the moon.
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Beaners out!
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We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!

State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!
Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!
Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!
Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!
Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!
Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!
JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination!
WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!
Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!
HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!
HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!
ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!
Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!
VA should lend VA Police to DHS!
Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)

Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!

REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!

We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
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>>532672598
Yep. All the US demands are out the window. Instead they'll be discussing Iran new status as the region superpower. The US is gonna have to pack up and leave while Iran set up their little toll. They'll get a nuke too soon.
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>>532672598
Fake news
Trump won! We won in march.
We can still nuke them. It’s not fucking over.
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>miggers seriously think they can post through this catastrophic humiliation
LMAO
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Current verdict:
Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusers
Doe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.
Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.
Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.
Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.
Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.
Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entry
Berk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed court
Ellingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.
CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limit
Learning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffs
USPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.
Villareal v TX: 6A permits restrictions intended to prevent testimony-matching
Geo v Menocal: Yearsly decision a defense, not immunity
Galette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunity
U-O v Bondi: Defer to BIA
Olivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convicts
Cox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracy
Rico v US: Supervised release is not automatically extended in case of failure to comply.
Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects conversion therapy.

Awaiting verdicts:
LA v Callais: VRA redistricting
Hencely v Fluor: Federal Tort Claims Act
Landor v LA: Prisoner religious rights
Rutherford v US: First Step Act
Fernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentence
First Choice v Platkin: 1A "chilling effect"
Trump v Cook: Removal of officials
Trump v Barbara: 14A
NRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spending
Hamm v Smith: IQ testing
FSCO v Saba: Investment Company Act
Chevron v Plaquemines: Federal officer removal statute
WV v BPJ: Tranny athletics
Wolford v Lopez: 2A
M&K v Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawal
Havana Docks v Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD Act
ExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities Act
Enbridge v Nessel: Statute of limitations
Pung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8A
US v Hemani: 2A drug addicts
Hunter v US: Limitation on appeals
Montgomery v Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
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>>532672660
>>shills have already reached the "lying about the terms" stage
They are really really mad, aren't they
hahaha
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>>532672550
that doesn’t sound like ā€œwe agree to the 10 pointsā€
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>>532672564
Australia thinking they're a real country lmao even more pathetic than Canada and France that takes skill.
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>>532672660
Yep! Enjoy the show, they'll burn out before long like they always do.
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>>532672550
Do you believe trump at least?
>>532672366
Hahahahahahah god damn miggers on complete suicide watch
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>>532672660
They are literal demons now. If they tell the truth about anything they would cease existing.
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>>532671840
Trump will get arrested for insider trading, war crimes targeting children, and potentially paedophilia once the truth comes out about what he was getting up to with his good friend Jeff. Possibly even get charged for conspiring to murder Jeff. Possibly even other war crimes for funding and enabling Israel to genocide Palestinians.
The charges this guy's potentially facing are grim. He's cooked.
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Trump ā€˜didn’t have good options’ but to take the ceasefire deal, analyst says
Trump’s hand was forced to accept a ceasefire deal with Iran because he ā€œdoes not have any good optionsā€ on the table, an Iran foreign policy expert has said.

In an interview with Al Jazeera, Trita Parsi, of the Quincy Institute, said a wider US-Israeli war with Iran would ā€œdestroy the Trump presidencyā€.

ā€œHe was talking a big game about escalatory steps, but everyone in the region knew that if you go after Iran’s energy resources and power plants, the Iranians would retaliate against GCC states and we would have a much, much worse energy crisis than we have now,ā€ Parsi said.

ā€œHe needed to get out of this. He made his threats earlier today to give the appearance that an agreement he would come to by this evening was done on his terms,ā€ Parsi noted.

ā€œBut when you actually look at it, it appears that we wasn’t. Even his own statement said that the negotiations will be based on the 10-point plan of the Iranians, which is a much more reasonable plan.ā€
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>>532672699
It's literally in Trump's announcement you coping migger
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>>532672182
>After criticizing Obama for giving $1.5 billion of their own frozen assets to Iran
shipped them pallets of untraceable US cash.
>just buy one
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>>532672598
It doesn’t matter what talks ā€œcommence onā€.
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1 hour ago
>NOOO WARCRIMES
>CEASEFIRE NOW!!!
Ceasefire established
>TACO
>Weak!

What is this autism?
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25TH amendment NOW
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>>532672680
>I hope this is the case
>And here's why it's bad that I got exactly what I claimed to want
Weird how Krassenkike has exactly the same talking point as the gaypers.
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>>532672771
The only one coping harder than you RN is Trump lmao
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lets pour one out for all the ayatollahs that died to make this peace deal possible
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>>532672683
They are truly an insane people.
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>>532672660
Hello henlo!!
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>>532672730
>The US is gonna have to pack up and leave
For the most part this already happened, most of the bases are empty and ruined
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In six weeks of Trump's "special 24-hour op" to overthrow Iran:

>Allowed Israel to cuck him in to a war (per Rubio)
>Uses it as a convenient way to avoid his pedophilia in the Epstein files
>15 *confirmed* dead Americans, over 290 wounded
>Unknown numbers of Americans captured
>Trump says dead Americans "Is the way it is" and "there will be more"
>US commander tells troops Trump was 'chosen by Jesus to unleash Iran Armageddon'
>Every US base in the Middle East destroyed by Iran's airstrikes
>Murdered over 150 Iranian schoolgirls
>US reaper drones destroyed
>US THAAD missiles exhausted
>Recession
>Allows transgendering children
>Begs NATO to get involved
>Strait of Hormuz closed
>US gas prices skyrocketing
>US refuelling plane destroyed, more casualties
>Trump confirms the war is for gays "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings. We have to wipe out the evil"
>US F-35 destroyed
>Deportations under Trump average 900 a day (300,000 a year), Obama deported 3.2 million
>US national debt doubles under Trump, $39 trillion
>Joe Kent resigns, refuses to be involved in an Israeli war
>Trump cucks out and lifts sanctions on Iran oil
>At least 16 US military aircraft destroyed, per Bloomberg
>US troop morale rock bottom: "We do not want to die for Israel", per Huffpost
>Dementia Trump pretending he's negotiating with Iran
>Blatant evidence of Trump insider trading
>US Patriot missiles destroy 3 US F-15s, friendly fire
>US F-18 destroyed
>Trump approval rating lowest of any president ever
>Stock market loses over $1 trillion
>Trump pulling back ICE agents massively
>US F-15 destroyed
>US Blackhawk destroyed
>2 US A-10s destroyed
>Highest number of USAF aircraft shot down within 24 hours since Vietnam
>2 US F-16s destroyed
>6 US helicopters destroyed
>US Army Chief of Staff resigns, says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."
>Trump writes "praise be to Allah" on Easter Sunday
>Trump chickens out again
>Iran won
>Two more weeks, goyim!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>532672550
>workable basis
>aka this buys me 14 more days of distractions to which we'll bomb iran after and request 2 more weeks of peaceful negotation
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EAT SHIT /PEDO TRANNY GENERAL/ YOUR GOD-RABBI HAS AGREED TO THE 10 POINT PROPOSAL LMAOOOOOOOOO
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116366072136989268
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grand bright longpoint occasion for rejoyce!

thank you trump admin!
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>>532672310
That’s literally what he promised to do, multiple times
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>>532672683
I almost wish Trump had bombed them just so they could all cry and moan about muh war crimes
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>>532672849
>1 hour ago
>>NOOO WARCRIMES
>>CEASEFIRE NOW!!!
>Ceasefire established
>>TACO
>>Weak!
>What is this autism?
simply TDS
and also desperately wanting a win, no matter what. These people live in a hyper reality of online talking points
you can see they know they lost, considering how mad they are
they just won't admit it yet
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>>532672671
That would be so fucking funny
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>>532672550

>>532672219
>>532672212
>>532672335


commit suicide MAGA fags you lost !
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And I am done phonebaking.
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>>532672454
"general framework as a basis"

that's the tell right there.

They are still in the same spot other than the leverage has been eased. they got nothing but a 2 week reprieve
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>>532672836
His source doesn't say anything about accepting the plan lmao. English is challenging for shitskins to comprehend I guess.
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https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.2/centery:25.9/zoom:8
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>>532672310
>nobody actually thought Trump was going to win...
LMAO
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>>532671840
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I'm going to call it. There's absolutely no way trump can't humiliate his supporters worse than this. I know I've said this before, but there's really nothing left.
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>>532672966
They would cry either way desu
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>>532672820
this guy didnt get the updated script
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>>532672683
>Trumpstein agreed with himself and backed down
>Nothing has changed
>/ptg/ tries to pretend this is somehow a win
Keep the cope posts coming
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>>532672091
kek the addition is excellent
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>>532672966
It will happen in two weeks
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>>532672323
It isn't real stocks are ao fake and gay. What happens when the oil tankers physically do not show up? Why are these people so retarded?
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Iran says it has presented an 8-point framework (described as part of a wider 10-point plan) to the American side through Pakistan as the basis for negotiations in Islamabad:

1. Organized passage through the Strait of Hormuz in coordination with Iranian armed forces

2. An end to the war against all components of the Resistance Axis

3. Withdrawal of all US combat forces from bases and deployment sites across the region

4. A safe-passage protocol for Hormuz that formally recognizes Iran’s control under the agreement

5. Full compensation payments to Iran based on official damage estimates

6. Lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions

7. Release of all Iranian assets frozen abroad

8. Final ratification through a binding UN Security Council decision

The statement says these principles will be the sole basis for two weeks of negotiations in Islamabad, while stressing that this does not yet mark the end of the war.
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>>532673048
Give it a week.
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>>532673048
There's years of the Trump presidency left. We exist from crisis-to-crisis.
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>>532672310
He literally stated that, and said he was telling the truth.
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No regime change is a big loss.
Radical Islam wins bigly.
Iranians deserve better.
Trump caved.
Let's hope Netanyahu won't.
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Shill bros...it's over. We just got JESTERGOONED by FRAT KING TRUMP. How can we recover after such a FRAMEMOGGING. We got DABBERINO, SUCKER PUNCHED, BODY SLAMMED and laughed at MANLET JR style...

It's over..../ptg/ and Trump wins...
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>>532672836
Its not. Its some shitskin coping after iran cucked out when trump threatened to destroy their civilization.
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>>532673093
iran gets bombed into oblivion
>PLEASE DONT KILL US!!!! Okay, we'll do what you want, just STOP THE JDAMS!!!
Yes, this is america winning.
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>>532672991
Didn't say anything about accepting
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Isn't Iran an actual power in the region, and one who isn't interested in Chink Commie bullshit per say? They may not be enemies, but I'm not seeing clear resolution how tearing up Iran is hurting China at all. That seems like bullshit reach.
I could get the argument about defanging Russia, but it doesn't seem clear on China. They're not going to not be holding USD to buy open market oil.
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>>532672979
>Trumpists struggling to figure out why people are making fun of them
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>>532671840
im an iranian and trump the orange retard has betrayed us again and again, no regime change, our people are still imprisoned by the mullahs and he now he chickens out, lanat on taco trump
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>>532673048
You're the Jim Cramer of politics, whatever you say the opposite is true. You've been wrong on everything, every single thing, for 5 years now.
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>>532673117
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>532672683
>start with
>make a demented post about killing an entire civilization
>TACO out of it
yes, both are amusing because trump is clearly a demented retard.

hope this helps!
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>>532672116
China is now completely dependant on the US for the next five years. The attempt to build a rival economy to the petrodollar is now on hold for that period of time. North Korea is realigning to the west as China and Russia have shown they are unreliable allies. Every European market index is currently in freefall as investors no longer have any faith in Europeans since they have shown themselves to be treacherous, cowardly, backstabbing, lick-spittal, subhuman, poltroons. American economic growth is speeding up as investor confidence grows.

>>532672137
Lookner is crashing out because he wanted to see Iran nuked. He is frothing at the mouth and screaming about Trump like it was a top 10 anime betrayal.

>>532672660
There is an Italian in a discord I frequent who is spamming that Trump surrended and America is 100% for really really over this time, and every American woman will be raped by Muslims because we have been conquered and so American men should all just kill ourselves because it is over it will never get better and we need to give up NOW NOW NOW

All they got left is a hope and a prayer broski. They deadass trying to manifest the world they want by ignoring reality and just repeating shit over and over again as if that will make it true.
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What had the USA accomplished with this war?
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say thank you to our greatest ally
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>shill - *fails reading comprehension*
>anon - *corrects shill*
>shill - "looll cope hurrrd duduurrrrududurrurudurrrrr hurrr durrr" *vomits up last few iq points*
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>>532672979
>you can see they know they lost, considering how mad they are
Yup, that's always the signal. Trannies, Irannies and all BRICS monkeys lost bigly.
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>>532673100
It's*chef's kiss* :'3
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>>532672771
That's probably where the telephone game kicks in. But with both Iran's and Trump's statement, it's clear that Trump's 15-point plan has been thrown out and Iran's 10-point plan is the base now. So that's a major concession.
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>I'm Iranian and-

We know. Trump won!
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>>532672550
>>532672631
>>532672709
>>532672806
>>532672983
Seriously, is it a translation issue or are you pretending to be retarded?
we agreed to the ceasefire, the peace deal will be negotiated.
holy shit you people are so DUMB LOL
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>>532673226
start war*
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>>532672037
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>>532672465
Your dick is small and you coast through life getting your ass wiped by forces you had no part in creating kek
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>>532673184
Bibi is dead retard, that's the only reason trump was able to accept defeat without getting blackmailed
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WHAT IF...
DEADLINE ACTUALLY ENDING IN FOUR MINUTES

OOOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
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>>532673195
China gets fuel from Iran, coincidentally the also got fuel from Venezuela until a few months ago
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>>532673299
You chickened out, tranny!
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>>532673188
>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate
C
O
P
E
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>>532673197
you okay lil bro?
Iran gave up and backpedaled so hard out of the hormuz blockade that now they just gave up on the whole thing?
Anyone could have seen this coming a mile away. They gave an exception to a new country like once a week
last week was iraq

Now everyone is allowed to go through
Why?
Because the iranians who aren't dead yet don't wanna die lmao
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>>532673189
>Okay, we'll do what you want
The terms of agreement is America doing what they want. All 10 basis of terms.
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Shills are absolutely seething hahaha
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>the strait is opened, and not mined at all
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>>532672983
Hormussy status, Aackmed?
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Still baking.
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Trumps gonna be on the cover of TIME... AGAIN
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Just two more weeks fellow miggers. Trump will succeed this time
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>>532673375
Listen up liberal. Stop using trump’s own words against us.
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>>532672607
>no allies left, even some former allies closing airspace to US military
>Iran maintains control of the region
>US bases in the region evacuated
>Iran proved cheap drones will overwhelm a gorillion dollars worth of US and Israeli interceptor stockpiles with ease
>petrodollar on it's way out
>all for the low low cost of hundreds of billions
>I-I-It's all back to normal, we WON
>>532672636
It was fucking $60 before and they're celebrating it likely ending up still higher than that at best
>>532673117
At least this faggot was demoralized, why can't Trump just kill him instead?
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>>532673390
source?
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>>532673393
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The shitnami continues, but for how long??
Taco is not an argument when Trump got what he wanted.
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>>532673117
It is the truth. The regime has backed itself further in a corner just to save face. Now that all the needed US assets are in the area and most of the Iranian ones have been obliterated, there is no way they takeover the strait again. They gave up their one bargaining chip out of fear.
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>532673199
>im an iranian
lmao... imagine being brown
anon... I know you are brown but when you think you are done wiping, you aren't done wiping.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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>America tells Iran they will be bombed
>Iran tells America to fuck off
>Flag related tells Iran they will fucking nuke them if they don't open the straight
>Iran cucks out
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Are we getting kino tonight?
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>>532671923
>So Iran still has thousands of missiles and drones. Their security apparatus is intact
Lol, no.
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>>532672684
i filled my gas tank today because i read its only going up from now on
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HEY GUYS, IS NATO GONNA GO IN THE STRAIT TO ESCORT SHIP NOW? CANADA IS FULLY READY TO PARTICIPATE AND KEEP EVERYONE SAFE.
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>>532673383
Iran has sole possession of control over the strait, and have no agreeance to keep it open beyond 2 weeks.
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4 minutes, Trump about to reveal that there was no deal
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>>532673393
keep laughing assholes, it's not your friends and family held hostage by the mullahs
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>>532673352
and space is fake and nukes are fake and electricity is spirits amirite broski
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>>532673048
stfu breakroom
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>>532673390
>All 10 basis of terms.
um no
that's just a "basis" for negotiation. That means it's literally just a concept of a plan my dude

iran just gave away all their leverage on a promise that america would talk to them. We gave them literally nothing, and got what we wanted for free
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>Trumpstein "won" having the pre-Epstein Fury status quo restored and all it took was a dozen dead White people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CHICKENED OUT, TRANNIES
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>>532673383
Trump has lied about negotiations so many times, it's now the safe assumption
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so how many americans died for nothing in this war?
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My guts feeling is telling me that this ceasefire won't last two weeks.

I don't trust the Jews or those religious fanatics uphold their end of the bargain.
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>>532673491
hey why isn't Supreme Replacement Mojtaba making this announcement anyway?
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>>532673390
how fucking RETARDED are you people?
zoomers should be banned from the internet
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>>532673475
Actually, it was China who called them according to reports.
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>>532672057
>gave Iran permanent control of the strait
They prevented a nuclear regime from asserting control over the strait, dumb-fuck.
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>>532673491
Trump was very very smart to keep Pakistan close and to flatter them.
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>>532673197
You lost tranny. Maybe time to go back to your safe space.
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>>532673611
Not enough.
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>>532672550
>we will talk to iran about this
That doesn't say agree.
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>>532673551
So we get the strait reopened with Iran controlling it and a toll. And Iran gets a much better deal than JCPOA. And it cost them the death of some old men and some destruction of some stuff. Well played. What am I missing?
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>>532673503
>sole possession of control over the strait
But how?
They just gave up control over it, because they don't want to die
Sounds like big bro america is in control here
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>>532673544
>iran just gave away all their leverage
explain
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>IRAN WON
>NO, AMERICA WON
>NO, ISRAEL WON
>NO, CHINA WON
>NO, ZIMBABWE WON
>NO, EAST PRUSSIA WON
>NO, DAVE BAUTISTA WON
>NO, THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC WON
>NO, CIRQUE DU SOLEIL WON
>NO, THE NEW YORK YANKEES WON
I literally don't care, the whole thing was completely fucking retarded and I just want it to actually be over so prices start going the fuck back down and my tax dollars stop getting literally fucking vaporized in a desert thousands of miles away from America (but near Israel, wink wink).

If that happens, I promise I will shut the fuck up and go away.
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>>532673467
youve been wrong about everything before. what makes you think youre right this time?
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>>532673299
When Nazi Germany had lost the war, they also got everything they wanted.

holy shit your retarded you lost lol cope
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HAIL KING TRUMP
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>>532673299
>strait toll booth still up
>khameniei replaced by khamneiei
>us military missile supply exhausted
>W-WE'RE GONNA NEGOTIATE

Damn dude I'm not even gonna reply after this, enjoy the cope
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>>532673544
>we got the pre-Epstein Fury status quo back which is all we ever wanted
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>>532673184
yes, fight iran alone, that will end well for heebs
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>>532673551
>the pre-Epstein Fury status quo restored
Those bases aren't getting reoccupied lmao
And Iran is now the regional hegemon
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>>532673544
Yes, the USA keeps using phrases like "Basis for negotiation" while Iran keeps using terminology on that America has to agree to these terms to keep it longer than 2 weeks.

Hilarious you think that America has leverage on this. Iran can just close the straight whenever after 2 weeks have passed with a statement that America failed to meet the 10 point agreement in good faith.
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>>532673568
>Trump has lied about negotiations so many times, it's now the safe assumption
iran has confirmed they cucked and now hormuz is open and we got it for free
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>>532673551
It isn't over you brown faggot. Do they not teach you what a ceasefire is in thirdworld countries?
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>>532673664
Coooope
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>propose extreme position
>negotiate down to actual desired out cone
>succeed
Literally art of the deal
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>>532673633
Kek, even more embarrassing for Iran.
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>>532673367
Fuel on the market sells on the market. Except where there are embargos or taxes, everyone buys and sells on price, not on national alliances.
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TOTAL MIGGER FAILURE!
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>>532673299
They are just coping while pretending to be retarded.
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>>532673663
You're not missing anything, Trump got BTFO.
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>>532673696
>>532673710
>foreigners are too stupid to undersatnd what is going on
hahahahahahahahaha
>>532673752
I no longer think they're pretending.
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>>532673503
>Closes the strait again
>Gets nuked by Pakistan
Good luck to their Supreme Vegetable, I guess.
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>>532673733
Infinite migger cope
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>>532673687
>If that happens, I promise I will shut the fuck up and go away.
Honestly this, and with Oil going down it looks like I'll fuck off again.
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>Iran won

lmfao
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>>532673724
>Iran can just close the straight
really? how?
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>>532673733
Browns literally cannot comprehend this simple idea.
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>>532673720
That's true, it's actually worse than I made it sound kek
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The most amazing part of this ceasefire agreement is that Trump agreed to a ceasefire in Lebanon without Israeli approval. Israeli sources confirm that Israel and Hezbollah will simultaneously lay down their arms. But Israel is in the middle of an operation and it is unclear how this will work.
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wheres that retard crusader flag at
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So how much does Israel owe us?
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>>532673686
>>iran just gave away all their leverage
>explain
because now hormuz is open?
They threatened to kill people who cross without their permission
We threaten to kill them, unless they stop
They stopped, bowing down to our threats

That means america wins, because we have the bigger stick
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>>532672684
Leafjew put all his money into dated brent crude contracts and tried to convince me to do the same.

He also mocked me for slurping the dip on Treasury notes when the European governments started dumping them last week.

I unironically think he might be on suicide watch, but to be fair he deserves it after recommending Katz Deli to me and tricking me into paying $25 for a sandwich with dry corned beef, stale bread, and no Russian dressing.

I am smug, but also vindicated because I never lost faith in America or Donald Trump.
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>>532673149
This is what they're really saying
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>>532673727
Shut the fuck up tranny, you chickened out!
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>trump - "open the strait of hormuz or i'll bomb you to the stone age. now here's my 15 point proposal."
>iran - "we'll open the strait if you don't bomb us for two weeks. by the way here's out 10 point counterproposal"
>trump - "we agree to the cease fire and we can begin negotiations on these proposals"
>shills - "omg drumpf cucked and agreed to the 10 points and totally surrendered hurr durr"
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>>532673664
The 10 points that America agreed to as a "basis" includes Iran keeping control over the strait.
You're going to be posted shocked pikachu faces when the strait closes in 10 days after the US fails to meet Irans demands.
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I have no idea what the strait is
did trump blow up that place he said he would blow up? I didn't hear nothin
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>>532673883
we actually agreed to build their third temple for them

the gold will cost us billions
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>>532673725
What's they do about the mines?
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>>532673732
Iran surrendered because they don't want to die? That means america is in charge
How is that cope? try harder my dude. You lost, get over it
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Reminder that Muhammad was a bisexual pedophile who was raped by 30 niggers in the desert, and ultimately got poisoned by a jewess because he was stupid enough to keep eating poisoned lamb even after he noticed it was poisoned.
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The graph isn't real... it's something else. It's drawing the coastline of Florida, Gulf side, with Tallahassee gob-smack in the middle of it. Who's passing coded messages here?
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>>532673932
>>532673932
>>532673932
Neos thread

>>532673932
>>532673932
>>532673932
Neo thread
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>>532673907
Bold you guys agreed to use the term tranny now. It was the one thing you avoided because it makes you think about how you'll never be a woman. Trannies will be effectively banned by the end of the decade.
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>>532673738
That's not how oil refineries work, you absolute retard.
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>>532673841
No no you see
>>532673784

We're retarded the US is winning and got everything out of this that they wanted despite Iran being free to continue missile production and still have their fucking nuclear power plants

Ahahahahahahah
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>>532673995
>Ceasefire=surrender
please learn the language you are using.
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>>532673918
>omg drumpf cucked and agreed to the 10 points and totally surrendered hurr durr
Chickened out because he's a tranny kek! Maybe he would've won if Iran were headed by women since that's the only way he's been able to win elections lmfao
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>>532673837
Part of why they've been in tribal wars for 10k years now.
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CANADA #1 AND RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>532673858
Venezuela bros, it was good while it lasted...
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>>532673919
>The 10 points that America agreed to as a "basis" includes Iran keeping control over the strait.
literally none of that is agreed to, you fucking retard
that's what a "basis" means. There is no agreement, just an agreement to negotiate

iran surrendered literally on the promise of a concept of a plan. We got what we wanted for free, because they are afraid to die. They lost, get over it
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>>532673956
He said he'd blow them all up unless they did a thing.
They did the thing.
So he won't blow them up.
Two more weeks.
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>>532673696
lmao, you're so mad you're spewing total retardation
you lost brownoid
saying "no u" doesn't change that
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>>532674026
>Bold you guys agreed to use the term tranny now. It was the one thing you avoided because it makes you think about how you'll never be a woman. Trannies will be effectively banned by the end of the decade.
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>>532673784
You have nothing to come back with, keep coping.
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>>532674122
>We agreed to a 2 week ceasefire on the basis of Iranians 10 demands
>But we just won bro..., what there isn't a single US demand in the ceasefire... that doesnt matter! RETARD!
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>>532672550
Groypers apparently never learned in school what the word "negotiation" means.
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>>532672454
>our Powerful Armed Forces will cease their defensive operations
>"Powerful Armed Forces"
You mean the children and women who the Islamic Republic used as meat shields in front of their power plants before they'd be obliterated. "Powerful Armed Forces" my dick.
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>>532673919
Iran cucked to three different nuclear powers within minutes of them all finally reaching a living IRGC member that still had a working telephone.
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>>532674352
>one of the demands is that Iran will be allowed to continue enriching unranium
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>>532672228
This is true. There were japs living in the tunnels of Iwo Jima for like 5 years after the war ended and only surrendered after they had eaten every rat on the island and were on the verge of starvation
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>>532673884
except they can simply close it again. their leverage was not removed.

retard.
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>>532672331
>In the end, he just went like a fart in the wind.
That's how we all go.



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