Previous >>532672288▶RECENT:>Two week ceasefire declared >Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran >"Good news" expected soon, source says, after Pakistan asks Trump to extend Iran deadline>Iran's Amirkabir petrochemicals plant in Mahshahr attacked — Mehr News Agency>IRALCO in Arak, Iran's largest aluminum producer, has been hit in an airstrike▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Russia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/>WTI $96>Brent Crude $92>Dubai Crude $128▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfCsDlHlVo4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18axICrk5Tw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmJyn61j1k ▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
TRUMP WON
>Israeli source: The next 24 hours are the most decisive in the war. If it were up to the political echelon in Iran, there would have been a ceasefire a long time ago. There is doubt about their controlhttps://t.me/amitsegal/59728
>>532674669ISRAEL REVENGE 100% CONFIRMED IN THE NEXT DAYS, (((COMMIES))) WANT A CIVIL WAR IN US! >The American Communist Party has declared WAR on the Epstein Class and calls for a UNITED FRONT against the Epstein pedophile and war mongering elite! This is the first burning of Epstein-Baal-Satan in the USA!https://x.com/i/status/2041531450818756773KIKES ARE MAD
HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA CEASEFIRE SO FUCKING HARD>nukes Tel Aviv
>>532674669So it's over. It was fun while it lasted ,cya around pol
>>532674741Iran is pounding Israel and the Gulf rn
>>532674669>>532674677speaking of which...Iran should have attacked the power plants in Israel before the ceasefire so that they would be in a weak position for the 2 next weeks kek
a lot of attacks makes me wonder if this was planned for the worst case scenario and the units haven't caught on that a cease fire is in place
>>532674741You lost, trunny.
Planes holding near Abu Dhabiand Dubai
>two more weeks
Iran decided to go ahead with their power grid attacks anyway, by the look of things.
>>532674669Khazarian tranny killed himself, the troon promised me that Israel would take all of Lebanon! HAHAHHAAHAAHATotal Kikeniggertroon death
I was right. This shit was orchestrated to farm my loosh. Nothing ever happens and none of this is real
It would seem that the Persians are no longer too civilized for this world
>>532674669If Iran really won, then where are all the Iran flags?
>>532674805he is losing it bigly
>>532674741>id g4Y YOU GAY. KEKYPOW
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Tel Aviv status?Hegemon status?
b52s turning back around.....
>>532674751>kill most of the leaders of a country>leaders no longer have power over the countryWtf
donnyposting
>>532674770>Israel's word should never be trusted because they are absolute liarsOh gee what a new revelation for us here at /pol/ im baffled
>>532674838its all theater
ceasefire negotiations being received in israel hahaha
yes, I will fix the spacing between thread themes and kino, and delete the bracket in live stream
>>532674751>>>>>>>>israeli source
>>532674797this video is too violent and anti semitic
sneed
TOTAL MIGGER DEATH
>>532674805https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116366072136989268
>>532674741
>>532674838these aren't supersonic missiles. they take a lot of time to reach their targets.
>>532674923>take the time to BTFO cnn while you're at itthat's my fucking president
>>532674933Another cope or?
how many the bloumpf's trade insiders made tonight frontrunning his TACO tweets? Can't wait for the bloomberg terminal tomorrow showing 500 millions shorts on WTI...How is this shit allowed to happen?
>>532674923Jfc
>>532674813>>532674858>>532674893Ayatollah>DeadStrait>OpenTrump Won
so no agreement will be reached right?
OPERATION EPIC FUCK-UP
>>532674770I'm more worried about rogue IRGC commandersThey have some mad dogs
>>532674770Looks to me like Trump folded because of domestic pressure (lotsa calls to 25th him) without Israels approval. So I fully expect them to try and sabotage it. Or there will be some false-flag or such to sell the war to the US public.
>>532674751THEY WANT TO BREAK THE CEASEFIRE, FALSE FLAG INCOMING! SEE>>532674797(((COMMIES))) AND (((LEFTISTS))) FUNDED BY IRAN WILL ATTACK US SOIL
>>532674741>ID: g4YHah, faggot.
this is a TACO you can't come back from
Quick post the I'm fighting for Jeffrey webm
Araghchi said according to technical possibilities so i hope iran will stall letting the tankers out...
>>532674797kek that impotent rage is amusing, bunch of larping faggots lmao
>>532675007are you the AI anon?
Based Nigerians419
>>532674879assuming its real, ceasefire isn't peace. iran knows the us likes to agree to negotiate then kill the diplomats. they're obviously going to wait until the us actually withdraws and publicly announces its departure before they step back from a war footing
>>532675018>Gay IDHAHAHAHAHA
Serious question though, how will Americans cope with this loss? Is it even possible? this is 10x worse and more damning to the actual confidence in the country/economy etc than Vietnam ever was, Vietnam was just a poorly ran war that ultimately didnt shake most nations' confidence in the US as an actor. This is outright humiliation and giving up after only a month, not even the confidence to actually INVADE anymore. Insane.
>>532675028we would let them enrich for civilian purposes as long as they don't go above the ~5% enrichment
>>532675028yeah no way, I see it as an US ruse to get another 20 days of oil out to then restart
Great, OP is a fucking shillI'll take over next
>>532674870there are batteries holed up across Iran with no communication who think the war is still going on, like that Japanese dude in the jungle
Russia is using Iran to sell their oil on the oil tanker blackmarket pull up to the dock its an anonymous seller and an anonymous buyer rubber stamp it oops I lost the paperwork strategy for Russia evading sanctions. The Hormuz is where the choke point of this sanctions leak was chosen to flare.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ppy3dVz8chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK2B2yMPrA
>>532675139oof lol >>532675145what are you even seething about eurotard on a VPN?
>>532675053>>532675139
> there's a body in the wadi
>>532675028No. It’s a ceasefire with no actual end to the war, which is an L for Iran.Where Iran won is that the discussions are going to start with Iran’s 10 points
>>532674927This guy was a VERY high ranking intel official in the US until a few weeks ago. The fact he is denouncing Israel is fucking huge.
>>532674923What's the cnn news statement
>>532674669You can only laugh at the stupidity of the free market.After all the destruction, yow the fuck is getting a limited 2 week window to cross the strait worthy of a 20% drop?
>>532675167why didn't you do it when the last thread was at 400 posts you retarded third worlder?
>>532674984disregard the statement from Iran that had iran celebrating vicotry.read this statement only.any statment with iranians celebrating is fake news andx not posted onTrust Social is fake news.
>>532675108Yeah ,kinda sad it didn't happen, but 60% of all data centers got cancelled in the USA
>>532674838>>532674933>>532675007>>532674997>Such drones generally take up to seven hours to reach Israel from Iran.Clearly they planned tons of launches for Trump ultimatum, ahead of time.You can't stop a Shahed(or similar drones) after you've fired them. It's gonna reach its target. They could tell Israel they are coming if there's good understanding for a ceasefire now
>>532675054it's not a taco. it's surrendering his war goals.
https://t.me/hanzpal20/1208182 US planes inbound from Tel Aviv
>>532674741FPBPbrowns and islasissies stay losing
now that nuclear hellfire isn't happening, it's time for all of us to hop off pol and apply for full-time work!
>>532675063https://files.catbox.moe/y80p3w.mp4
this is either salami tactics by the US or Iran managed to establish deterrence, we'll have to wait to see which it is
>>532674669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aDutHedqMThread theme
I thought Trump was supposed to be a high level sage at deal making.
>>532674741Iran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis. The US went to war with Iran because Iran wouldn't agree to these conditions. The US has stopped the war without achieving any of these conditionsHopefully ICBMs soon. Deathmarch, 24x7 to ICBMS.
>>532675229free money brofreemoney
OH TACO MY TACO
i dont think people understand the economic implications lol 72 billion per year in hormuz taxes (their oil sales are 55 billion for reference) iran is the leader of the gulf now
>>532675167this
>>532674803Ultimate chud victory
>>532675053lol no way
>>532675098this is so incredibly cringe.Thank god the huehues are here to save the day from the larping merimutts when it comes to executions.
ORANGE NIGGER IS SUPER MAD, WHAT WAS THE STATEMENT OF CNN?
- Trump pretended to strike a deal (his deal) with Iran- Iran pretended to strike a deal with Trump (their deal)- Israel bombed Iran- Iran bombed Israel- US bombed Iran (tbd?)Do I have this right?
Fuck knows what's even going on anymore.
>>532675313Rip takeoff
>>532675167I fixed the OP btw, use this:Previous >>532674669▶RECENT:>Two week ceasefire declared >Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran >"Good news" expected soon, source says, after Pakistan asks Trump to extend Iran deadline>Iran's Amirkabir petrochemicals plant in Mahshahr attacked — Mehr News Agency>IRALCO in Arak, Iran's largest aluminum producer, has been hit in an airstrike▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Russia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/>WTI $96>Brent Crude $92>Dubai Crude $128▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfCsDlHlVo4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18axICrk5Tw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmJyn61j1k ▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>532674970Israel don't care about talks anyway when they can just ignore them like they do
this has been absolute kino, my fellow shitposters I salute you
IRAN WON CHABAD KIKES LOST. WE ARE CLOSER THAN EVER TO COMPLETE KIKE LIQUIDATION. XXII TH CENTURY - NOT A SINGLE KIKE ALIVE.
>>532675145I genuinely can not see the US upholding any agreement with Iran.Conflict restart in 20 days but with tankers leaving the persian gulf to stay off impact of the energy shock to the US off for another month.To me from the persian perspective letting the oil out now while negotiating would be the biggest error.There is zero security gurantee there and Iran has gained no permanent advantage their entire industry has been crippled.If the oil is allowed to leave for 20 days, they only gain media victory in the US and as cost pay tremendous or even debilitating in tempot and pressure. I wouldn't negotiate with the energy leaving the persian gulft after the recent strikes by team epstein. Irans hand is too weak for that.
>>532675255Hey LOSER (because you lost) for some reason im being suppressed and wasn not allowed to postI will take over after your cope bake
Well guys, it's been funAnd to you khazarian queen wherever you are, kvetching to your tired husband about how this is merely a feint by trump and TMD is imminent. I bid you, my sweet flower, adieu >>532674954
>>532675307(((big job))) shills getting paid to recruit NEETs into the kike economy you make me sick
>>532675431We're literally gonna nuke Iran if they start their nuclear program again Trump was never a reliable ally
>>532674669>>532673511>Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif>"immediate ceasefire everywhere including labanon and elsewhere"PUTIN BTFOZELENSKY BTFOSLAVA PAKISTAN9000 YEAR PAX PAKISTANA
>>532674669Jew
>>532675387Trump left Bibi holding the bag and is not returning any of his calls. The U.S. will withdraw from the region and the Israeli chihuahua will be left locked up with the Iranian pit bull. Trump ALWAYS puts himself first and saw the Jews as a means to an end. Now is his time to dispose of them.
this conflict will start back up again in 2 weeks, screenshot this, irans demands are untolerable for israel
>>532675308WW3 propaganda is so fucking lit lmao
It's not true. It's false. It never happened.
MISSILE LAUNCHEYY
>>532675028Iran is going to the table with the upper hand, whatever happens now is more or less some variation of them deciding the terms of victory.
>>532674923>>532675226might be this one
Concentration camps for MIGGERS when?
>>532675511Come-on bro, just take your luggage to Amsterdam and have some fun
MORE MISSILESOREMISSILESKEK
Pay the toll infidels!!
>>532675432it's been an honor >>532675460settle down dominicANO. you can have the next bake. I only emergency bake so I can avoid the gay zoomer tantrums over who bakes. I could care less who bakes, I do it because no one else did.
>>532675460What was lost exactly? The strait is open. If you are banking on Iran 10 points piece plan being accepted you are outright retarded
>both sides cucked>Iran cucked the mostPutin apology form where
>>532675047>Looks to me like Trump folded because of domestic pressure (lotsa calls to 25th him)folded my ass, he doesn't give a shit, he's had like 30 different attacks against him for the past decade
>>532675455It didn't take even an hour and both sides begun bombing eachother againthe cease fire was all smoke and mirrors
>>532675455Iran is retarded if they let energy leave the persian gulf while negotiating.100% absolutely demented
LAUNCH PACE INCREASEDWHISKEY COONHOUND
>>532674870I still have power
How long until the mosaic command patience dries up?
>>532675581typical of you americans to back down like cowardskek
Wow Israel you guys really got SOLD OUT by Trump. I wouldn't stand for it personally, if that was me. I'd be ready to go to war over this ABSOLVTE HVMILIATION.
>>532675530>2 weeksthe conflict is still happening
>>532675547>>532675554>>532675577absolutely basedthey're as lively as ever
>>532675322Nuclear powered subs with nuclear ICBM’s 100% made by Persians. They deserve it.
>>532675336Saddam offered Iraq to be the US policeman in the ME. He was betrayed of course but I wonder if trump would be willing to take the offer with Itan.If only he wasn't a compromised pedo.
How is it possible that Trump didn't get a single concession?
WHAT IS HE DOING?>WHAT IS HE DOING?WHAT IS HE DOING?>WHAT IS HE DOING?WHAT IS HE DOING?>WHAT IS HE DOING?
>>532675576Never, was born on this land and will die on this landAshkenazi like you wouldnt get it
>>532675530My money is it starts up again this Friday after markets close kek.
>>532675645Kikes mad
Looks like that leaked proposal with the lifting of all sanctions was true. Trump is the biggest retard in the world. Iran probably wanted to give him the middle finger and had no idea he would actually seriously consider their proposal. They must be fucking shocked
more missiles towards the uae and reports of impacts in saudi arabia
>>532675593>What was lost exactly? The strait is open.If you cooperate with Iranian military authorities only>if you are banking on Iran 10 points piece plan being accepted you are outright retardedcope
>>532675655Because you’re retarded and can’t read
>US doesnt achieve a single strategic objective>complete capitulation to make a deal that simply returns the world to its previous state on feb 27th>TRUMP WONComplete migger humiliation
TRUMPHOW COULD YOU DO THISTRUMP!!!!! ANSWER THE FUCKIN' PHONE!!!!
>>532674923>>532675226Yeah what was it?
>>532675432Yeah it's been fun
To all of you. Since it seems the US was ultimately BTFO and lost this war, it was an honor. I don't know this feels all fake and unreal, and we probably will meet again once the orange kike chimps out, yet again. A shame the US didn't get mangled in a botched invasion, but oh well, they lost the petrodollar now
>>532675731What concession did he get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SOkodBQbVk
>>532675432It's been an honor. Although I'm not happy with basically everything getting worse for America for no reason, it's nice to be right.
hits on prince sultan
>>532675644If you thinking losing helicopters is bad check this out
>>532672805I mean, it depends on which of the mutts' 4 different given objectives was the real one and how many (if any) of the Iran's 10 demands make it to the final dealIf the goal truly was overthrowing the Islamic Republic, then yeah Iran objectively won full stop, at least in the short term before the mutts try to funnel guns into the hands of protesters againIf the goal was just weakening Iran to the point they are no longer a threat to Israel in the foreseeable future, then maybe the US wonIf the goal was to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities, then the mutt retards presumably won last year and this shit was pointlessIf a deal is reached but Iran cucks out in a major way, the US wonIf a deal is reached and at least a couple of the demands survive, Iran won even more bigly than with a status quo antebellumAnd of course there's always the possibility of the ceasefire going nowhere and war resuming
what are your predictions for Islamabad negotiations in 2-3 days?
>>532675745Kek
>>532675644Well I'm not going to split the thread because that's what dumb zoomers who feel the need to virtue signal anonymously do. >>532675738>destroyed airforce>destroyed navy>crippled MICthe last part is the nuclear peace deal, which is now being negotiated during a ceasefire while hormussy is opened
>>532675610they're either stupid, or know for a fact the us is planning to surrender and allow them to control the hormussythey've repeatedly said they won't be engaging in diplomacy unless its to accept an american surrender, and now they're engaging in diplomacy
>>532675432missiles are still inbound: launch frequency massively increasedwhat US assets are imbound?
>>532675716Literally the most based country ever.
>>532675791all of that killing, yet you still couldnt win the warkek
>>532674797ACP are all feds. Started by the son of a lebanese informant for israel and a navy intelligence officer who facilitated support and propaganda for PKK in syria against the Syrian govt.
>>532675204Buddy im not on a VPN, im just calling it like I see it. We bombed them, threatened them with total destruction, didn't invade them, didn't open the strait, nobody backed us up and now Donald is agreeing to starting the negotiations with Iran's 10 points. They will almost certainly get nuclear weapons (they are actively enriching them), they will almost certainly be economically saved by Hormuz tolls, they will almost certainly rebuild everything they lost and normalize relations with countries like France. This is an absolute devastation for US confidence at a time where tensions are already high. How can you see it another way? Please explain.
>>532675689Didn't you spam about Amsterdam?
>>532675780No one got anything. This isn’t an agreement for anything lol
>>532675767Give him two weeks to find a new crisis to distract from his last one kek
>>532675655my guess is that the 'rescue' operation was in fact an attempt to get nuclear material that failed catastrophically, that and today's oil hitting around $120 made him cuck out
NYTIMES REPORTS THAT IRAN ONLY AGREED TO THE CEASEFIRE AFTER GETTING A CALL FROM CHINA. Earlier today Israel called on China to beg them to help stop Iran!
>Intense jet activity over Baghdad IraqThe only question now is if they're heading East towards Iran.
>>532675432Yes, i had fun too, thank you for your contributions to the shitposting.
>>532675369Killed a robber I'm assuming? Very kino, my sides hit orbit when he set the machine up for the digger scoop
>>532675724>Oil flows throughK>Ur copingCoping how? Any fucking retard on either side will tell you the US isn't agreeing to 2-10 of their points
>>532675738not how this works, the US/Israel have degregaded Iran industrial severelyif the US gets the energy out of the persian gulf and can regroup/restrock within the next 1-2 years team epstein won this exchange deceisive
>>532675791And they still won? America fucking sucks lmao
>>532675455That's what I think, but sadly this show will keep on going as an exercise of market manipulation and loosh farming
>>532675689God bless
>>532675787>>532675843MOSAICOSAIC
>Iran now control Hormuz>Reparation fees for Iran>Trump 15 points plan is not even considered in the negotiation>9 days to replace Khamenei by KhameneiSo, let me get this straight
>>532675787I bet they calculated the deal timing to give the tankers exactly enough time to land when the 8 oclock missiles went out
>>532675676Trading for emeralds
>>532675823whatever, you lost lolin a few weeks i'll be using the dollar as toilet paper
>>532675369>vidThat had to be personal.
MORE MISSILES TOWARDS TEL-AVIV
CHUDDA IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>532675832no the US doesn't plan to surrender, it is another trick and schemeanother sucker punch, another minsk accord
OY VEY WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>532675525That's totally bullshit but I really really want it to be true.
>>532675848What did Iran win?
>>532674741Lmao TACO trump
>>532675843Kinooooo
>>532675853What's hilarious is the stupid eurosissies spent a decade trying to make Trump stay in NATO, and now they threw it away for being sissies who only cared about virtue signalling to their muslim replacement migrants.
>>532675676He made a video today : >My iranians go out and do violence against the government NOW !! This is the TIME ! No one moved
>>532675455>letting the oil out now while negotiating would be the biggest errorthis
>>532675272im the comfyid, I noticed youre very aggressive with Israeli flagssorry about the data centers, theres still hope
lads why wont they stop
I'M TIRED OF NOTHINGBURGERS
>>532675867what ceasefire? they increased fire
>>532675593>What was lost exactly?OOH I KNOW1) The idea that the US is an irresistible offensive force 2) The idea that the F-35s are invisible and unstrikable3) The idea that CSGs are mighty war enablers and not total liabilities. - these are just the priceless things you lost
YA SNOOZE YA LOSE!
More early warning for tel Aviv LOL did Trump do something based
>>532675871nice ceasefire ceasefirekeks
>>532675945ok keep me posted
>>532675700Trump quoted the Gulf states a 5 trillion $$ bill for the warNot their problem
>>532675738>returns the world to its previous state on feb 27thno, it doesn't. the deal includes iran levying a multi-million dollar toll per ship passing through hormuz that wasn't a thing before operation AIPAC fury
>>532675044You mean IDF replaced assets?
>>532675903What did they win nigga? Their infrastructure is a wreck and they are letting oil leave the strait like a bunch of retards
>>532675867>do something>winhold on
I bet the Saudis regret being so pro-Trump. He screwed over the entire GCC
>>532675791wtf are those legs
>>532674669>>Two week ceasefire declaredLooking at the stocks market I bet it was intended to be this way to maximize profit. News get announced - stock prices got up, insiders made money out of it already. News get announced, stonks go down, the same insiders now profit once again. Next week he says the opposite again to ensure the oil goes up again.
>>532675610They've basically established the ability to smash every US base in the region, shatter critical infrastructure in the Gulf and Israel, and scare the USN into operating hundreds of miles away.They can re-close the Hormussy if the Donke tries any funny business and send the world and US economy back into a meltdown.
SHARTMERICA LOST LMAOOOO
>>532675525Doubt it, but will be absolute peak kino, if turns out to be true.
Jews
>>532676005You better get used to it because this whole world is fake and gay
>>532676034Where does it say that
>>532675893>Oil flows throughstrait is under iranian control, meaning they have to pay the toll in yuan>>532675893>Coping how? Any fucking retard on either side will tell you the US isn't agreeing to 2-10 of their pointsRead a history book brainlet. shit like this is extremely unpredictable
>>532675823>>destroyed airforce>>destroyed navy>>crippled MICCompletely meaningless without regime change.
>>532675867china is such a pussy ass country i fucking told you faggots that china is extremely worried about losing its oil from iran, 40% of their oil comes from iran and they're having massive economic and societal issues right now and cant afford a oil crisis on top of it,. china glazes never actually pay attention to the fucking country just run off vibes and aura
>>532675149So.... just the Obama deal? What was the fucking war for then?
>>532674669Nigger
IRANIAN MISSILES INBOUND FOR TEL AVIV AND BEER MEMEDOG
>>532676004It's just the ceasefire fireworks waking the Jews so they know the attacks stopped
>>532675655Because he lost completely.
>>532675028the ceasefire is to bring out the lego dude from hiding and assassinate him.
Reminder that all this shit is theater, staged, pre-planned
seriously speaking, we all know kikes can't be trusted, is trump pulling off a trick to lower the oil prices down, and actually have the chance to put down a proper plan?since this is just a ceasefire not an immediate and/or a total stop to the war, you know, the us and kikes attacked iran multiple times during negotiations beforei think iran already know this and are 10 steps ahead as their iq mogs the muttland iq
Will Iran awaken it's sleeper cells in the US tonight?
>>532676007Yea surely all the nations of the world will rise up now because the US military is so weak
>>532675989Considering how useless the US military has been shown to be, I really don't see why they care if we're in NATO at this point. You seem delusional, frankly.
>Trump with Israel
>>532676004Only the White House agreed to the ceasefire.
>>532674669>LMAO AT ALL THE FAGGOTS THAT BOUGHT FUTURES THINKING IT WOULD REACH 200!
>>532675787Missile men are not in the outside world. No phone, no contact with outside world. Protocol wants to wait till their next contact to take action. Until then MISSILES ARE FLYING ONE LAST WAVE LET’S GOOO
>>532675525No irony I wish you guys were this based.
>>532675867>[glownigger media arm] reports
>>532676072>foreigner>shills fuentesmany such cases >>532676097we would need to receive the enriched uranium and actually have strict monitoring of their enrichment of any kind. we would prefer to give them the uranium desu.>>532676092who cares? that's israel's problem lmfao
>>532674808It can't be over, it never truly happened to begin with. You're here forever, shlomo
>>532676097They supposedly enriched more than 5%
SECOND TO LAST ONE TO BOMB EACH OTHER'S COUNTRY IS A ROTTEN EGG!
>>532676038If their infrastructure was a wreck, Trump wouldn't have cucked retard. And the Hormussy will still be 2 million plus tip and every cent of those millions will go into more and better missiles.
TACO is the best case scenario. If miggers and kikes thought the US and Israel could've won this, they're fucking retards
ANOTHER ALERT TEL AVIV BOOM BOOM TIMEANOTHER ALERT TEL AVIV BOOM BOOM TIMEANOTHER ALERT TEL AVIV BOOM BOOM TIMEANOTHER ALERT TEL AVIV BOOM BOOM TIMEANOTHER ALERT TEL AVIV BOOM BOOM TIME
>>532675525Hilarious if true but we've never seen a gooder goy in the government, and that's saying A LOT. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>532676128She found the ickiest of icks
>>532676007Third world seething detected.
>>532675767Kek saved
>>532676173UH OH STINKY>>532676150Cool then we'll leave NATO and take Greenland with us. Europe can commit suicide without our help.
>>532675980Everything>>532676023picrel
>>532676004It might take a few months or years for the message to go down the chain of command
>>532675893>>532676212Pay the toll, piggy
>>532676090>Paying in Yuan Lol no. It was cute during the war but no one is doing that. Even still Arab nations still only sell for the dollar which is all that matters>Read a history bookYou're talking out your ass and not answering me. Do you, in your heart of hearts, think those terms will be accepted
>>532675676Iranian diasporoids are by far the biggest fucking loser of this conflict, Trump didn't even consider installing this retard as Shah
>>532675145it's just a ceasfire to do another round of assassinations
>>532676212just posting his tweet both of you are big fags
>>532676004this is between america and iran, israel and arabniggers not included
>>532675689Being born in a land doesn't make you a native to it. You will always be a foreigner living on Levantine land that you have no ties to.
>>532675913>be Iranian chud in command of a ballistic missile silo>news of ceasefire received>"Amir, shut off that radio.">aim missiles at tel avivFucking hero.
INCOMING
>>532676128Yeah, it's absolutely a re-arming/staging something pause, but what realistically Iran can do in such a short time? Maybe get some help from China and Russia, intel and weapons, but it will be very limited too.
>>532675891>Killed a robber I'm assuming?>>532675951Personal indeed, was his colleague. They had some argument at work the previous day iirc. It was settled for good by one party.
>>532674805what did CNN post ?
>>532676004That's the problem with decapitation strikes. If you kill the leadership and they become decentralised, you need to talk to everyone about the deal, which migjt take a while.
>THE IDF IS ATTACKING ISRAELSteve is losing it
>>532675891White people…
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america just shorted oil futures from 115 to 96 dollars a barrel Iran just let the US avoid sticker shock at the gas pump for months more even if the war restarts in two weeks, iranians literally died keeping the strait closed to raise oil, total betrayal
can you bet on a terrorist attack in the US on polymarket during the 2 week ceasefire? Mossad is def gonna do some shit somewhere.
>>532674669you faggots lost lmao
Ceasefire of the fucking century right here.
>>532675145>how will Americans cope with this loss? Is it even possible?Do you think the phrase "agreement incapable" is a simple catchphrase
>>532675938obviously the deal is calibrated to get a tanker injection out, this would buy the US market one monthdelay
>>532674669It's ALL market manipulation. These fucks are making millions lmao
>>532675791>we killed all their moderates and replaced them with hardliners ok brogood job
I'd say wakey wakey but the kikes have probably been wide awake for the last 2 hours
>>532675989Threatening your allies with annexation does that. Or is your brain too damaged by goyslop to remember major world events from like 6 months ago?
>>532675954MORE MORE MORE
WOOOOOAH BUDDY
NOW IRAQ NEEDS TO TAKE CONTROL OF KUWAIT AND IT WILL BE A TOTAL VICTORY FOR IRAN YOU CAN KILL THE PARTY, NO THE IDEAS https://youtu.be/jQe93YzUaOs?si=CrGiiuL400-8KMcV
>>532676259zionism is a universal ick to all humans with a functional soul.
>>532676287>needs to keep dodging the point of how the US got totally humiliated and HEEMed because he knows he has no arguments>BUT UH UH WHAT ABOUT UH NATO AND GREENLAND?!lol you are fucking shitting your pants seething rn
>>532676362You misheard them say increase fire
ceasefire status?
>>532676128As I stated in one of the previous threadsThe US is buying time to bring more assets to the ME
Khazarian Queen won't you please grace us with new cope????
>>532676004Israel have bombed Iran too
Time for Israelis to rise up against their leader for bringing them to such a humiliating defeat.
>>532675843get mosaic'ed, bitch
>>532676402>trump wants greenland because he doesn't trust the eurofaggots to be there when we need them>...you got fucking played>>532676454oh you're just a butthurt TDS faggotno one cares
>>532676253holy shit they are getting pummelled
Israel just told Trump to go fuck himself, along with his "ceasefire".
>>532676479Bibi is dead, that is the only reason this was possible
>>532676302>Lol no. It was cute during the war but no one is doing that.>Do you, in your heart of hearts, think those terms will be acceptedStop wasting my time faggot. Youre not arguing, youre wishcasting. Typical of you american scumFuck off and hopefully hang yourself
>>532676283I'm going to miss this guy.>until the next time
>>532676380Not my problem
why does oman have a bit of the UAE?
>>532676523Ahaahahhahgaahahah
>>532676007first saar to ever be right, congrats
>>532676460Ceasefire is lit.
>>532676460shit is on fire
>>532676128The usraelis are buying time
>>532676305We're not anti Iran or pro Shah we're just anti extremism. But when it comes to this war of choice against Persians it's Iran first mother fucker.
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>>532676523they are nuke iran won't they?
>>532676253A CIVILIZATION WILL END TODAY
>>532676290Check the conversion chart from 2014
>>532676547I don't think even the biggest Trump hater hates him enough
>>532676380It doesn't seem like they're, uh, ceasing to fire
TRUMP, TRUMP, YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE US IN THE CEASEFIRE! TRUMP, WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! TRUMP! TRUMP! PICK UP THE FUCKIN' PHONE!!!!!
>>532676460Humiliation ritual for gulfies
>>532675767I told you guys a million fucking times that boots on the ground was never happening, that whatever general was given the task would take trump out back and put a bullet in him before having the blame of the biggest military disaster in US history since at least WWII pinned on him. Boots on the ground never had the slightest chance for a multitude of reasons.
bake you retarded domincan, if you don't by 380 I will
>>532676523Based kikes. Bring WW3
the US is so sick in their mind that Iran accepting a ceasefire now would make them look weak enough to be hit again
Who attacked first?
>>532676460Shit is flying both ways.
MORE MISSILES COMING
>>532676520AND THERE'S MORE!!!!
>>532676640it's just the Aurora Borealis
>>532676523i can only imagine the fumingmaxxing from the IDFniggers rn lmaoooo
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>>532676552Kokonoe love!
>>532676654kek
>>532676549CNN and their Nigerian sources again
>>532676356Honest to god question, do you people actually believe Iran is dumb enough to not consider these facts before considering re-opening the strait at all? Do you sincerely believe that? Like just think for one moment
at least americans didn't fell for the sunk cost fallacy on their special operation like the russians
>>532676698someones angry
TRUMP JUST BETRAYED THE JEWS
>>532676547You are protecting you fucking Dominican manletYou know damn well not a single dollar in reparations are going to be paid and not a single US troop will leave the middle east. See you in two weeks when that shit doesn't happen so prepare your cope
More missiles being launched and airstrikes are ongoing across Tehran right now. Looks like the war is still on.
Wow that was quick, i guess Iran wanted to keep their bridges after all. Trump always gets it done.Cuba next!
>>532676766just making sure you could bake because you said you were having problems before
>>532676317>Muh nativeswho cares faggot lmao, pajeets arent native to canada yet they will be majority soon no?
>>532676654i didnt forget
>>532676548He is geography. He'll outlive us.I am going to visit him after the war.He is so cool.
>>532676654My fucking sides This shitshow might be gay and fake but it's still hilarious.
>>532676348Doom is his cocaine.
>>532676380Iran won bro, finally what helped them was not the YLC-8 chinese radar but the electro-optical guidance and IR cameras. So I dont owe you an apology. I remember you saying zog would blast them ? Thanks to their wunderwaffen AI or some shit ? Remember ?
>>532676523Amidst my country's slide into irrelevance/impotence, it brings me great joy to see us drag rabid IDF warmongers down with us. Joyful desu.
>>53267656619th century geopolitics between oman and the UKoman used to control way more land around the strait but the portuguese and later british didn't like that but were ok with oman controlling a little bit of land if oman was a good boy
>>532676857i'm glad you admit your place in palestine is about as valid as a pajeet in canada
DIMONA IN WARNING ZONE
>>532676328Must have been some argument.
>>532676566Checked. History. The UAE is a new stupid country. Oman is older
>>532676523Based, let's fucking go
>>532676861When he praised Allah, he meant it. Mashallah
>>532675567Lmao. PIGRAN agreed to the ceasefire as a gesture of goodwill to America is the new cope!
>>532676870love hormuz he's da man
>>532676861PRAISE ALLAH
Trump lost. He knew that attacking Iranian infrastructure would cause Iran to attack GCC countries and cause a bigger energy crisis which would destroy his presidency. He knew well he will conceded and cease fire already 2 days ago. He only made the fake threat comments to make it seem like Iran got scared but realistically his hand was forced. Total Loss for burgertopia. Lucky no ground forces were sent in would have been Vietnam 2.0.
>>532676547We're a third of the way through 2026; would be nice to see an updated graph.
So did they blow up Iran? The deadline was like 30 mins ago
>>532677150it can't end this wayi wanted my burger slaughter in iran
>>532677177>We're a third of the way through 2026Shut up
>>532676566it gets even weirdereverything outside the pink donut is UAEoutside the donut is Oman
>>532676118Having been on the inside years ago, there is no such thing as real spontaneous news. Both sides have a script.
>>532677272*the donut belongs to Oman basically
>>532676566Up until the 1900s Oman had a fairly large seaborn empire where they had colonial trading city-states under their control across the eastern coast of Africa and the western coast of India. That tip of the peninsula was one of them and they got to keep it.
>>532676460
>>532676328>was his colleague. They had some argument at work the previous dayYea that biker didn't look like a robber, had to ask. Thanks for the info and kino webm
>>532674669TACO
>>532677267Same …
>>532677150how did trump lose?he obliterated iran, oil prices just plummeted and pool is opendo all irish suffer from tds or just you?
>>532677122You started the war you migger retard. You couldn't finish it.
>>532676097To skill a school full of children! Blood for the blood god!
>>532677675>pool is openproofs?
>thread bannedLEAKING XLITTY!
>>532676097if you want the real reason it's because they've enriched far past any energy production's needs so they could have a stockpile of material for an implicit threat of "hey if you fuck with us, we can make bombs for this stuff"
Oy vey shut it down!
What the fuck is the janny problem
Shut it down!!!
>>532676715JanniesWhy?
>>532677884some janny got real butthurt (probably jewish let's be honest)
>>532675307NEVER!
>>532674669why was the other thread deleted?
>>532677845scroll up
>>532677967Jidf janny probably
baked because domincan's thread got deleted>>532677989>>532677989>>532677989>>532677989>>532677989>>532677989>>532677989>>532677989
>>532677967Jannies are just gay like that
i am SICK to fucking death of the jannies at the momentwhat the fuck is their problem
>>532675307fuck off, jobfag
>>532678024are you a janny who deleted the thread? sus
yeah he's a shill, compare OPs
>>532674741gay shumk
>>532675525If this had any chance of being true I might actually be a migger
>>532675690Yeah, I'm with you. If the """ceasefire""" even happens at all.
