Never shake hands with an Indian
>>532675693I do that and I'm white.White people are literally disgusting for walking around with shit covered arseholes.I wash my arse with soap and get a finger up there and then wash my hands thoroughly with soap.Sorry white people but we are filthy shitarsed barbarians if we only clean with dry paper and the browns have this one right.
muslims do this too
>>532675693i wasnt even planning on talking to one
>>532675923>I do that and I'm white.>White people are literally disgusting for walking around with shit covered arseholes.Britbong plumbing can't handle you flushing toilet paper.
>>532675923Don't you Europeans have bidets
>>532675923You finger your butt every time you poop?
When you think you see piss on the ground, particularly in truck stops, that's jeet ass water. They honestly believe this is cleaner than just wiping.
>>532675923Yeah I gotta jump in the shower immediately after shitting. I literally havent used toilet paper at home in literally 10+years. I thoroughly wash immediately. My asshole is literally perpetually clean enough to eat out of.Dont get me wrong, poojeets are gross but in this case, the picture is the cleanest option if no shower is available. That being said, ever jeet must be jeeted back to jeet island.
>>532677003>My asshole is literally perpetually clean enough to eat out of.H-hot
>>532676806Sometimes he doesn't even have to poop, he just does it for fun
>>532675693Remember the toilet paper crisis in the US during covid era? That is the reason why we don't have any of that crisis here.
>>532675693This is a Filipino thing. I guess.
Understanding now that parasites=cancer and fecal matter transfers parasites, it would be worth being careful.
>>532675693you know the old saying, if you meet an indian and a snake on a road, kill the indian first.
>>532677003>Yeah I gotta jump in the shower immediately after shitting. I literally havent used toilet paper at home in literally 10+years.So the floor of your shower is just perpetually covered in shit?
Step 1:Don’t do anal sx because a better life is classier2: eat normal foods, so you only have to use the toilet when you shower
This is how you can shit in the woods if you dont carry toilet paper around with you the way some hikers do. Do not attempt to use leaves as toilet paper, it is retarded.
>>532675693I've used one of these before. Once you know how to use them, it's 10x cleaner than toilet paper. The best way to do it is to just pour 3-4 precision guided bowls down your ass crack, then just trust in the program and assume that you've gotten it all off. No need to touch your hand to your asshole (unless you're a queer fag and like that shit).
bidets solved this problem and its criminal that it isn't standard in america
>>532675693if you fall and your face hits dog turd.. do you wipe your face with paper or do you wash it?
>>532675923>White people are literally disgusting for walking around with shit covered arseholes.It's literally normal to have fecal matter there.What's not normal is to have it on your hands and spray it everywhere with water...Toilet paper and washing your hands is literally the most hygienic thing there is, no matter how much shitskins (we should call them shithands) try to gaslight us.
>>532675923>White people are literally disgusting for walking around with shit covered arseholes.You're not white, this is literally a meme only jeets repeat
>>532675923>UK flag>Im white guys reallyI can smell the curry emanating off of you Patel
>>532675693Western plumbing being more robust is a myth. When I first move to Canada, I was very hesitant about using paper towel to clean my bum. So I wad up paper and throw in waste basket. I got written up at work several time but was able to negotiate with HR because of cultural differences. After a while of using paper to clean bum I try at home. Got paper towel (good brand, Bounty brand) and use it at home toilet. Big mistake. Toilet clog and overflow. I keep flushing and it keep overflowing. I call landlord and scream at her because toilet plumbing not handle toilet paper. She didn't fix for three days and bathroom floor got rotted. I move out and continue to either wash bum with water at home or throw toilet paper into trash bin at work. Western plumbing is not any better then my home country
>>532676538It can't handle wetwipes that turn into fatbergs, it can handle paper you fat dumb ameretard.There are remote places in the US where you have to use a bin and not flush btw.
>>532678197>It can't handle wetwipesthat sounds like a you problem
>>532678136uh... you can't flush paper towels mr. esl
>>532678136
>>532678136>When I first move to Canadado you know why we hate your people here?
>>532675693Why not use a bidet? Why so uncivilised?
>>532675693kek muslims do the same thing
>>532675923I just wipe 3 times, blindly, then go about my day
>>532675693He later used that measuring cup to make a cake
>>532676622Only Southern France and Italy have working bidets.
>>532675693All browns do this. Indians and arabs. They say they have a clean and a dirty hand. Left hand is for shit and asshole. Right is for business and eating. But actually both are dirty. Do you count on an idndian knowing what’s left and right? They have zero spatial awareness
>>532675923>weInsect mindset detected. The question is why are you in the UK, who invited you?
>>532678684Your days must be miserable during summer.
Jeets are just nasty.It wouldn’t surprise me if they licked their own asses clean.But let’s talk about the elephant in the room….the German Poopenshelffen.We are too soon to forget that before Jeets, it was Krauts who were associated with poop, scat and all that.
>>532678320Pretty sure Fatburgs exist in the US too retardhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6948895/New-York-City-tackles-fatbergs-head-telling-residents-stop-flushing-flushable-wipes.html
>>532678865probably thinks hes a chad because so many people look away(out of disgust) KEK
>>532675693>>532677249I don't get it, why not just install a bidet shower? And why do you have to choose between water and paper, why not use both?
>>532675693Is that how the three seashells works?
>>532678898stop pretending like you never look at your own poop
>>532677974No, my fellow white, just accept that browns have this one right.
>>532675923>fingerfucking your sphincter every time you shitAnon, I've got some bad news for you...
>>532679662There’s no excusing the poop shelf. There’s also no explanation for it unless it’s for showcasing turds.Why does it exist?
>>532679919So you can check if something is wrong with your poop, allegedly.
>>532677914>in the middle of a war, Russia and Ukraine have fewer diarrheal deaths than India
>>532675693EWWWW
>>532680008Does poop need that much supervision?
>>532677128He can't keep getting away with it
>>532675693Nobody shake hands here, we สวัสดีคับ กัน
>>532680079It is the easiest and most available way to determine if something is wrong with your digestive system as a regular person. If it doesn't look right then you probably have something wrong with you.
>>532680008It is nice to not have your dick in the water and not having piss and shit water splash on you.
>>532675693Filipinos also do this, think twice before you marry one
>>532678136>Western plumbing is not any better then my home countryso why are you in western country?
>>532675693There is never any poop stuck to my butt, my ass isn't hairy and it just comes out in one nice giant unbroken well formed log. I attribute this to a breakfast of oatmeal, bananas and yogurt.
>>532675923>And I'm white>white
a cheap $30 bidet attachment from amazonfollowed by a wet wipeand one dry wipe with tp to confirm clean
>>532680389Yes, TP gets the job done if you don't eat like shit and bathe regularly.
Dumping water on your shit covered ass just contaminates things even more
>>532675923Based. White people are disgusting. And lose to sandniggers constantly so the "aryan warrior" meme isn't true either. Fuck whiteys lol.
i use both bidet and toilet paper am i weird?
>>532678197if you use a bidet first the wet wipe will not even have visible shit or smell on it and you can just put it in the garbage
>>532675923STFU you lying paki
>>532679516wet toilet paper is worse than hitlerkitchen towels kinda work
>>532675693It's April, which is National Deport Pajeets Month.Do your part to help:LOCAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT- REPORT any Indian restaurants for health code violations. They will find violations.ICE OR POLICE DEPARTMENT- REPORT any Indian convenience stores. Illegals (visa overstays) usually work at them and they never check ID's for tobacco or alcohol sales. FIRE MARSHALL- REPORT any House or apartment you see Indians living in. They are always way over occupancy and usually have trash stored illegally. H1B VIOLATIONS- REPORT any Indians here on visa's earning income from anything other than the company that hired them, it's illegal for them to do so. Side-businesses, monetizing social media accounts, door dash gigs, second jobs, etc. UNIVERSITY/SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION- REPORT any Indian professors or staff anonymously for having illegal material on their personal computers. The ombudsman/admin will have to investigate any claims and they will find violations of rules. Indian culture insists they abuse such privileges. If we work together we can ruin the lives of many pajeets while repairing the damage they've done to our communities.
>>532680650no, everyone else is weird. because this is optimal
>>532680052behnchod!
I'll you have to do is DAB your ass with toilet paper, you're not supposed to wipe and smear shit all over
>>532675923Jeets walk around with shit covered hands, their "bathrooms" are covered in shit, everything is covered in shit. It's like the Dumb and Dumberer scene. Their asses are soapy and there's soapy shit residue literally everywhere.
>>532675693You can just wet the TP and use it as wet wipe. Dont need to dribble shit water all over your lower legs.
>>532675693Never be in the same country as an Indian
>>532678136>>532678898
>>532680321Canada need Salesforce developer. I saw advertisement in home country making 80k year in Canada. Train for two months. I live with a lot of bros and send money home to family. Easy hustle.
>>532675923>Another post from an indian outside of IndiaThis board blowsUsing toilet paper is fine if you shower regularly. Kys.
>>532677249KONICHIWAI DUDE!
>>532680612>Sar please inspect my anus sar>Sar yes this anus is clean let me apply more water>Texture of anus is good sar, wet but not tacky>Fingertip check good inside of anus is good>You have most clean anus sar please clean my anus now
>>532680612
>>532680612Burgers have been stomping dune coons since the 1790s. TF are you talking about?And don't try to compare yourself to Iranians or afghans, they aren't you and you aren't them
I wonder if it's still safe to eat a turkey sandwich with meat I cooked last Thursday night
>>532680966>Salesforce developerso a scammeror you lie about it and you actually work in TIM horton or uber jeethow's living in single home with other 30 pajeets sir?
>>532680321>Saar I just helping him clean butthole after pooping!!!
>>532681353He eats poop
>>532675693>shake handsWestoid thing. Injuns make the prayer hands at each other.
>>532682013> Westoid thing. Injuns make the prayer hands at each other.So they contaminate their right hand with their dedicated poop wiping hand every-time they meet someone?
>2026>people still haven't figured this shit outBrother. Step 1: shit.Step 2: wipe ass with toilet paper.Step 3: wash ass with water and soap.Step 4: dry ass with towel.How is this so hard for you?
>>532675923>we only clean with dry paperAt least it's better than wax paper that I found in France
>>532675923I stick 4 fingers up there and claw around for loose shit that might be leftover. I do this for about 30 minutes. I do an enema 2-3 times a day. White people are literally disgusting for walking around with shit in their body.
>>532675693I would never shake hands with an Indian regardless of their personal hygiene.
>>532682335
>>532675923Good, no shit stains on drawers and women will play with your ass even if you don’t like it>>532675693You wash your hand after. But left is for washing and right for eating.>>532677249Yup I remember this
>>532675923
>>532682574This is a prank you can see he's holding something in his shorts
>>532675693bidet>handuntensil>handtoilet paper> handI'm begining to understand just how absolutely disgusting the global south really is.
>>532683173>untensillol wtf?utensil
Bathroom hygiene aside you are never going to be able to remove fecal particles from your anus lmao unless you bomb it with chemicals hourly (because some anuses are looser than others)Also on the flipside if its advisable to keep your toothbrushes and dental hygiene care outside of the bathroom due to the aerosolization of water via pressure from flushing, what does a bidet do?Congrats you have now transfered fecal matter from your ass to your mouthWipe your assWet wipe it or have a shower and wash your fucking hands for atleast 30 seconds minimum
>>532683056sure it is Gurpreet
>>532675923just get a bidet you disgusting PIG
>>532683334Because someone just happened to be filming that hallway when nothing was going on only for a jeet to walk through squeezing something out of his shorts. There are plenty of disgusting videos from India no need to post something that's obviously fake
>>532683270I hate the smell of wet wipes, it lingers
>>532683245Ut ensil, my dear leaf
>>532683641just find some non alergenic non branded oneA few make a peroxide/isopropyl gel one which unfortunately bleaches your bunghole in the process Also fucking incelerator won
>>532677249>parents finally moved to US>somehow cant be assed to get a bidet toiletI immediately bought one when I finally had my own placeindian fucking shits are more likely to wash their hands with bovine piss than with water & soap even if the latter is available to them readily
>>532683641>>532683700indian fucking shits lmao go back to washing with cow piss then
As a 57 year old alcoholic I don't really shit anymore, it's kind of a burning paste that oozes out of me.Toilet paper can't even begin to help me as even trying to use enough would just result in my bleeding all over the place, so what I do is I shit as much as I think I can, and then I sit on the edge of the tub and blast my asshole with my hand shower. I've solved the problem of having to shit when I'm away from my tub by becoming completely unemployable.
>>532685388This is why I dont drink.. much..More than 4 beers a night
>>532675693This is fucking disgusting do jeets actually do this?Jesus Christ, a bidet costs like 30 bucks on temu
>>532675923>I'm white[x]doubt
>>532678754>Only Southern France and Italy have working bidetsThis is true.I live in Denmark and our bidets are not working. :(
>>532675923I would have believed you may have once or twice in your life used your hands to find particularly evil dingleberries.But you posted first.
>>532675923I have a bidet and working shower, pajeet.
>>532689648That sucks bro. Can you fix them?
>>532675693No the just stick a shitty water bottle up their ass and leave it on the sink with. Bunch of shitty paper towels.
>>532675923Nigger just use a bidet or wet wipes.Directly touching shit is gross you disgusting little faggot.
>>532677914Based
>>532678136This has to be bait.
>>532675693you could just wet the toilet paper (make sure you get a brand that doesn't disintegrate when wet), then wipe your ass clean without having to touch shit or splash around in water.
>>532678898Ah yes, the German shit shelf style bowl.
>>532683346The ones that are attached to the toilet are really the best. Shuffling over to a separate appliance with my drawers down never seemed logical.
>>532675923I use a combination of bidet, toilet paper and baby wipes.
i shit clean and also eat ass. my wife is indian
>>532690640That is what I do.
I got a bidet a couple years back and it changed my life. I can never go back to tp only. Told my dad he should get one, and he says he just uses a wet paper towel after he wipes and throws it in the trash. We didn't have the bidet set up for a while after we moved so I tried that. Honestly it works even better. Wipe normally, scrub asshole with wet paper towel, wipe once more with tp to dry. Done. The paper towel is better at scrubbing than tp or just the water jet.
>>532693009This. I just have a hose bidet, wipe normally, blast asshole with water, I could never go back to not using one, feels good man
>>532675923> t.praise allah
Jeet
>>532675693I do that but only in the shower
>>532677104sis, DOWN
>take shit>wipe>get in shower to wash arse and hands with soap>dry off>adds 30 seconds to toilet trips>totally cleanFor some reason most whites spend their days with arses full of leftover fecal matter while non-whites are just filthy no matter what they do
Middle finger checks to make if squeaky clean (like the powerpuff girls) Anything else is disgusting. Why don't you wipe your dishes with toilet paper instead of water if so effective? Checkmate americunts>imb4 a dish is made of porcelain jeet Your ass isn't a place for shit either
>>532675923Toilet paper is a scam. Use paper towels, rip into 3 parts. One dry wipe, one wet wipe, one dry wipe. Squeaky clean pink asshole and no need to get shit on your hands. It won't work with toilet paper, it fucking breaks apart and you end up with your bare finger in your ass. With paper towels you can finger the shit out of your ass LITERALLY!
>>532675923I just get in the shower after my morning shit and blast the showerhead with the jet setting up my anus until it's cleaned out.
>>532678898>>532679662I actually looked that up once and from what I understand these are made for elderly that have colon related issues that can result in weird looking poop.So if they do their business and see it they can tell immediately if it is weird looking or not.
>>532675923funny how many replies fell for this rage baitfunny how almost all the people mad about this comment are likely homosexual and repress it. They can't stand your comment about you fingering your succlucent shitty asshole because they've had fantasies of doing it themselves.Good post, britbong.
>>532678136So you were putting actual paper towel down your toilet and were surprised it clogged????
>>532675923It’s called toilet paper you fucking mud monkey.
I use my hand and let the dog lick it off
Toilet douchers report in.A quick blast then TP to dry
>>532675923You aren't white you paki retard.
>>532675923you worship a monkey's black dick as god
>>532683056>its a prank, saar, timmies have no humor, saar, prob a paki tookys
this makes sense in places were water is scarce but holy shit, don't bring it with you when you immigrate to wealthy places where water is cheap and clean, that's nonense.
never eat a shiny pill, or any food thats shiny. we call it shellac. its the shiny stuff we apply to all shiny foods. fruit, vegatables, pills, drugs
>>532675693Filipinos all do this too like filthy savages
>>532701995nigger shellac is fine
>>532675693Use a bidet you fat fucking retards. And then wash your hands with soap. Goddammn.
>>532702766it is.anyways here is this unrelated image of the one of the major shellac factories in india. you can see them crushing the shellac with their bare feet, as they walk around and past the pigeons.oh lac factory, i love you so
>>532675923>I do that and I'm white.>t.
>>532675923I prefer to shower after I take a shit for this exact reason.
>>532703076no food-grade shellac would ever get processed that way, not that it matters anyways because it's been replaced by a myriad of chemicals. finding something with shellac in it now is only in expensive/"old school" products
>>532677128Yeah, but does he have to moan every time he does it?
>>532677914>It's literally normal to have fecal matter there.least disgusting whiteoid
>>532675923I clean with paper first, then wet wipes, then paper again, then I bath or shower. You’re gross.
>>532704432>>532704432>no food-grade shellac would ever get processed that waylaughing_whores.exe.png.tiff.png
>>532675923Ever heard of toilet paper and wiping until clean?
>>532676622Or motherfucking wet wipes Toilet paper is too rough for my cakes
>>532707396If you got shit on your arm would you wipe it away with dry toilet paper and call it a day?Disgusting, enjoy your skidmarks.
>>532675923Incredibly based
>>532681033
>>532675693Indians have a cleaner ass than you.
>>532677914Wth is going on in Scandinavia? Bros... are we the jeets of the north?
>>532675923>I do that and I'm white.
>clean my ass with water>white>mfw I'm part of the only Europeans that are clean
>>532690640this2 wetthen 2 dryliterally spotless anusalso if your diet is correct you dont have messy shit that splatters all over.honestly shit should only touch the anusit should never touch the cheeks. there is just no need for it.
>>532675923LMAO SAARPLZCOPE HARDERJAMBOY
>>532676806Not only that.But he's proud to finger his butthole. Everyday, likely before meal prep(also barehanded) The truth is Indians are poorfags and desperate, so they see no problem with using their reusable and FREE hands for things like liquids or biohazards. And statistically, Indians are very poor at washing hands, it's likely that 100/100 Indians checked for fecal matter on their hands would fail that inspection.
>>532690155>a doctor breaking into free vending machinevs>a lawyer shitting near the public toilet
>>532677003You don't know how to wipe with paper if you think the water scoop is superior. That's fine, I think more than half of people don't know how to wipe themselves correctly... But I guess that stat would be skewed by children and old people.
>>532682235and only turks know that you can put a drinking fountain right in the toilet and have the ultimate experience
>>532677234There was no crisis. Just news channels desperate for relevancy, attempting to inject fear in hopes to capitalize on the uncertain and worried folk. Tp availability was fine unless you had jeets/chinks trying to buy out all supplies in order to flip them for profit. Local stores limited purchases to 2 packs per visit so there was no problem in areas with no foreign invaders(scammers)
>>532675923If it's a public stall I use a wet wipe (fuck your plumbing). At home I wet the toilet paper, add soap, and do a few passes until clean. My issue with the method in the OP is that you're walking around with a wet ass otherwise it's fine.
>>532677249WOWWWDISGUSTINGWHY WOULD HE MAKE A COMIC ABOUT THIS?!It's like Epstein showing off his culture is "just different," raping and killing children for blackmail. Don't let anyone know bout your poopy scoopy sloshy vessel, out in the open, butt-tools for your guests to stare at or sit closely to. NASTY
>>532675923You’re a paki.
>>532682867So you get poop particles on the sink handles? Nice. You get poop particles on soap dispenser? Oof what else? Do you also walk to the sink with your pants around your legs? Or do you get literal poop particles on your clothing/underwear BEFORE EVEN HAVING A CHANCE TO BE CLEAN?!?do you flush AFTER washing your hands? Holy shit that rancid ass-cup, do you clean that shit in the sink too?!?? Every friggin time?!??!I don't believe you shit-asses are honest or willing to be scanned for poop particles. It would be too damning.
>>532683270This is cope fromnsomeone that doesn't know how to wipe their own ass correctly. I'm sorry you were never taught/shown, coz that's really what needs to be done for these retards.
>>532691359Didn't know hand bidets existed outside of camping tier situations... What retards.
>>532675693>>532675923I lived in Italy for a bit because I was with an Italian girl and started using a bidet I have to say browns and Asians have it right that just using toilet paper is disgusting. You won't notice it until you use a bidet and then it's difficult living without one.
>>532711369Just put some Nutella on your forearm, the hairy bit, and then wipe one area and then wash another one with paper. You'll notice the difference.
>>532711948>poop particlesSorry to burst your bubble bro but that also happens with using toiletpaper. Go watch the mythbusters eposode, tldr, poop particles are everywhere. I hope you don't store your toothbrush in the bahtroom.
>>532680660Good morning saar
>>532675693So... like most of the humanity?
>>532678011It's onions and turmeric they smell of mostly.
>>532707557I get it, you don't shower.
