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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
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SAY IT WITH ME /PTG/ SISSIES:

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>be supreme sandnigger
>tell your sandnigger country to prepare for war for decades
>DECADES
>war happens
>well, you dont know it happens because you die in the first strike
>most of your family dies in the first strike
>most of your general staff dies in the first strike
>your first replacement dies in the second strike
>most of his general staff dies in the second strike
>your second replacement dies in the third strike
>most of his general staff dies in the third strike
>majority of senior officials from 2 months ago now just various scattered piles of burnt meat covered in sand
>entire navy upgraded to artificial coral reefs
>air "force" obliterated and so scared shitless the last functional Tomcats get destroyed on the ground instead of the flaming air to air death against the F22 they deserved
>the replacements-of-the-replacements-of-the-replacements running things now start posting ARMA footage like it actually happened and posting the most obvious boomer tier AI imaginable
>only guys left to run the country are nepo baby lower management with no experience and no clue
>theyre a global laughing stock
>your idiotic sandmonkeys have the galaxy brain idea to make a cardboard cutout of your dead son the new Supreme Replacement
>cant bomb a guy thats already dead right?
>the Ghost of Hugo Chavez is still crying over the crater that was his mausoleum thoug
>oh fuck, they bombed the fuckin cardboard
>purely for the love of the game
>BUT ALL IS NOT LOST
>a discord tranny and some 400lb blue haired genderxir on the internet have turned you into their new GrEaT bRoWn HoPe and they SWEAR you are winning the war because your retarded sandmonkeys MIGHT have managed to accidentally shoot down a flying Buc-ee's and occasionally can throw an exploding rock at people
>the same people who spent years screaming slava Ukrani and that insisted Venezuela would win too
>they arent known for picking winners
>but it doesn't matter to you
>because youre just a pile of burnt meat
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>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.

Un fucking real dude.
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>miggers flailing on twitter because they can’t believe trump cucked out and agreed to those terms
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>Trump literally "2 more weeks" and accepted Iran's 10 point plan or at least will negotiate it

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Lmao at americucks
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Explosions reported in southern Tehran! Jets heard over Iran! No deal !
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>be Iranian
>youve lost track of how many supreme replacements there has been in the last month
>your buddy Mohamed was a Private in the IRGC last Tuesday. Now he is Supreme Warmaster because his former boss got blown up 15 minutes ago and Mohamed's all thats left.
>you spent 40 years hiding bombs in the desert but America somehow found them all and blew them all up
>BUT DO NOT LOSE HOPE
>you managed to hit a 40 year old airframe with an exploding rock
>instant massive manpower commitment to capturing the pilots
>its right in your back yard so should be easy right?
>America rocks up and establishes a base in your fucking back yard and starts slaughtering anyone that comes within a few miles of where the pilot is
>AMERICA HAS A BASE ESTABLISHED WITHIN THE BORDERS OF YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY THANOS SNAP ANYONE THAT GETS ANYWHERE NEAR IT
>lose a fuckload of potential future supreme replacements out in the desert
>dont capture anyone
>but at least discord trannies and fat blue haired gendirxirs on twitter got to pass around a picture of Taylor Kitsch claiming youd captured the pilot for a few hours
>also it looks like Mohamed just got blown up and now youre the new Supreme Warmaster
>fuck
>the unhinged steak salesman is talking about bombing you next
>fuck fuck fuck
>Pakistan and China of all people tell you you can either become meaty confetti or you can do what youre told
>the next guy in line as Supreme Replacement is Dharmoud the retired bacha bazi.
>see the planes coming
>why dont they care about your held-at-gunpoint human shields?
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>reopen the strait
>beg for ceasefire
>bend the knee
>BUT DONT WORRY
>groyptoids and blue hairs and discord trannies are screaming taco on the internet
>you have no idea what it means but hey you arent a pile of burnt meat
>yet
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I prepared tacos for dinner tonight and low and behold, we get a MASSIVE trump taco right on time. This guy is too easy to predict. US got their off ramp, Iran get their superpower regional status. GG no REE
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By the way, the US losing yet another war proves aliens aren't real or if ayys are real then it doesn't matter because no one has figured out how to use their technology to make war. If the US had ayy tech they would never lose is my point but this is like the fourth war in a row the US has surrendered.
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>>532676837
What pathetic cope.
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Great news my fellow poorly paid shills. Trump can still save face and not surrender to iran

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Trump should hit their oil. Blow up all their oil. Just fucking do it. Let it happen.
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>>532676810
Cry more bitch, you lost.
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>>532676594
this is unacceptable.
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>>532676778
Oh look who de used to show up.
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Three time winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump!
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On a scale of 1-10 how is Taco Tuesday going?
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DONALD TRUMP HAS ACHIEVED PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, LIKE NO ONE ELSE COULD!
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>STRAIT IS OPEN WE HECKIN WON
the strait was open 2 months ago before prumpf attacked iran so what even changed, what did you win
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>>532676700
that is not at all what happened.
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>The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East.

He's lost it. I think what broke him is almost losing that pilot.
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>>532676594
holy shit a talking thumb
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>>532676594
Bros Lyndsey Graham is turning on Trump, what do we do? Is congress really the only ones with the power to stop the war Trump started? I am scared.
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>>532676919
Ever notice how these mythical missile never land?
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Faytuks is reporting that the IDF already broke the ceasefire and is shelling Iran.
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>>532676594
>even the fat brown retards in the WH are publically coping and seething
LMAO
TOTAL MIGGER HUMILIATION
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In Sales we call this move by Trump "getting the mark in the room" Iran entered the deal room and is about to get bent over and walk out bowlegged and yet with a smile.
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>>532676594
>Trumpstein didn't bomb Iran's leadership as they convened to discuss the ceasefire
It's ogre. He chickened out. He's going to agree to the 10 point proposal.
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>>532676990
Devastated all Iranian leadership and their military
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AWOO!
I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!
I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...
KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)
GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)
MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)
NIGGERFAGGOTS,
NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)
CONFUSED BOOMERS,
JANNIES,
AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
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Tucker is a Muslim

There is no doubt

https://youtu.be/1K69po9lBR0
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>when you agree to your enemies terms for a ceasefire during the sixth week of a 48 hour operation you started, you win
Awooooooo!
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BREAKING: Ceasefire reportedly already broken down between Iran and Israel - warmonitor
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>>532676936
you sure are crabby for someone who just won.
btw, Mojtaba status?
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>>532676931
lol!
China is now purchasing our LNG(?).
How is that a mistake?
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SHILLS SEETHING THAT WE SAVED THE WORLD
BWAHAHA
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Yeah I think I am going to order some tacos tonight after the gym bahahhahahaa
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>>532676990
The old ayatollah is a crispy critter and the new one, if he even exists, is a vegetable. Either way that faggots bloodline has been removed from the gene pool.
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how does it feel to ALWAYS be WRONG?
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>>532677013
Cool if true
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It gets better my fellow jew-owned boomerbros
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>>532677115
THE FOOKING OIL!!!!!!!
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>>532677108
China was the one telling iran to cuck.
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>>532676990
Well, now Iran set up a toll both. So money well spent.
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>>532676987
truly the GOAT President
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TRANNY MELTDOWN STATUS?
How can they keep taking these Ls?
The 41% calls.
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>>532677113
>when you win you win
Yes!
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>>532677086
In the immortal words of the immortal Hulk Hogan
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>>532677115
Sounds like an Israel problem.
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>>532676594
>Breaking news!!!
this is a lot of alerts
>after the ceasefire!
Breaking news!!
>from mtv Israel
It's been so busy!
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>>532677115
based
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>>532676990
ANOTHER CHINA PROXY NEUTERED
HEDGEMONY CEMENTED

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>>532676778
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>>532676776
>7 branch menorah

anon, the seven branch menorah is christian. they stand for the seven spirits of god.

the jews use a nine branch menorah

revelation 1:20
>The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.

>seven candlesticks

jews hate the seven branch menorah

(pic rel is trump getting the prince of peace award, notice its 9 branches)
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constant alerts and warnings and sirens
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>>532677095
Too be fair, theyve only been on the job for 36hours since the last guys got vaporized. Need to at least let them stretch their legs first.
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This is bait obviously.
Here, have a crying jewish mayor traumatized with PTSD from his life being shattered and his town destroyed
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CANADA NUMBA WAN AND RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>532676675
tldr
1) Blow up all the oil in the gulf. Hit Iran's oil and let them hit the Gulf's oil.
2) Nationalize US oil companies, force them to sell to Americans first at under $4/gallon before selling to a global market
3) Sign a peace deal with Iran granting them full control of the strait. But secretly plan to regime-change them before they can capitalize on it in 20-odd years when the oil is rebuilt
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So to recap, a ceasefire is essentially returning to a situation that existed prior to Trump needlessly attacking Iran. But now, people have died, global relationships have been even further damaged, the global and domestic economies are falling apart, the country the US attacked has been gifted a ton of leverage, and all of this was for what? For Trump to get bullied by Iranian social media accounts until he folded?
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>>532677115
I mean, between the two of them I'd have been shocked if we made it 12 hours.
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>>532677013
Al Aqsa mosque status?
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COMPLETE AND TOTAL SURRENDER
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>China and America made Iran stop
>Russia just watched them both
Oh well, that's over with. Time to return to /chug/, heard there are more Orshinks on the way.
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>>532677152
>how does it feel to ALWAYS be WRONG?
Wouldn’t know, since /ptg/ are such experts would you like the floor?
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ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
NEVER CONCEDE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
REMEMBER CHARLIE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
ESCALATE TENSIONS
MARS CHUDS UNITE
HEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENES
DONROE DOCTRINE
UNLEASH CHANG
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

>>532676594
Iran simps clearly have not received a quality learing in the English comprehension

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>>532676878
I can't believe we killed all those guys and now they're all just going to come back to life anyway since according to shills we're going back to the status quo antebellum
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>>532677163
Sounds like bad news for Pakistan and that Saudi defense agreement they signed.
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>>532677339
Yeah you hit the nail on the head there.
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What’s in Iran’s 10-point plan?
As we’ve been reporting, the Iranian National Security Council says talks with US will begin in Islamabad on April 11, based on a 10-point plan it has formulated.

According to that statement, the plan includes:

“controlled passage through the Strait of Hormuz in coordination with the Iranian armed forces, which would grant Iran a unique economic and geopolitical position,”
“the necessity of ending the war against all elements of the axis of resistance,”
“the withdrawal of US combat forces from all bases and deployment points in the region,”
“the establishment of a safe transit protocol in the Strait of Hormuz in a way that guarantees Iran’s dominance according to the agreed protocol,”
“full payment of Iran’s damages according to estimates,”
“the lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions and resolutions of the Board of Governors and the Security Council,”
“the release of all Iranian assets and properties frozen abroad,”
“and finally the ratification of all these matters in a binding Security Council resolution.”
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>>532677339
Iran has no leverage except for holding the strait hostage, and we're taking that from them
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>>532677113
I'll counter that with the fact that if we hadn't won, you, a niggertranny, wouldn't be seething. The very act of flooding this general every time Trump wins is your concession. The endless butthurt is undeniable proof of "YOU LOST TRANNY."
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>>532677485
this isn't on the table.
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I'm honestly starting to think God enjoys making the Left think they're winning then snatching it away at the last second.
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>>532677449
Things are going so fast I can probably burn through a lot of ops on my list.
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>>532676776
isaiah 11:2
>And the spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him (1), the spirit of wisdom (2) and understanding (3), the spirit of counsel (4) and might (5), the spirit of knowledge (6) and of the fear of the Lord (7)
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shart of the deal
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>>532677339
>>532677118
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>>532677485
>strait is open
>under iran’s terms and for their benefit
Awoooooo
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>>532677339
Don't they follow a religion where the prophet fucked a 9 year old?
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>>532676594
>fat bald chink
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>Trumpstein "Truthed" that a resolution is near
He's going to agree to Iran's terms lolololol
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China agreed to start buying US liquid natural gas again, which they import so they can sell their own to the Asian market. Seems like a big deal.
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>>532677115
Good, Trump must finish the job.
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>>532677523
Literally is you coping faggot.
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>>532677522
>I'll counter that with the fact that if we hadn't won, you, a niggertranny, wouldn't be seething. The very act of flooding this general every time Trump wins is your concession. The endless butthurt is undeniable proof of "YOU LOST TRANNY."
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Tucker is Muslim

https://youtu.be/1K69po9lBR0
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>>532677208
>Indo-Pacific

"The term first appeared in academic use in oceanography and geopolitics. Scholarship has shown that the "Indo-Pacific" concept circulated in Weimar Germany, and spread to interwar Japan. German political oceanographers envisioned an "Indo-Pacific" comprising anticolonial India and republican China, as German allies, against "Euro-America".[4]"
- wiki
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>>532677522
checked
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>>532677339
I hate memeflags but this post is spot on.

Also, MORE ALERTS IN ISRAEL
Rabbi-rape-dungeon-bunker time jews
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>>532677683
STOP USING TRUMP’S WORDS AGAINST OUR COPING!
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so shills already moving from iran kept the strait close to Trump accepted the 10 points when he said, finally a negotiating starting point?
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>>532677339
It's literally the opposite of all that. You lost sand nigger.
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>>532677485
>“controlled passage through the Strait of Hormuz in coordination with the Iranian armed forces, which would grant Iran a unique economic and geopolitical position,”
sure without a toll
>“the necessity of ending the war against all elements of the axis of resistance,”
already being done
>“the withdrawal of US combat forces from all bases and deployment points in the region,”
lol, of course no
>“the establishment of a safe transit protocol in the Strait of Hormuz in a way that guarantees Iran’s dominance according to the agreed protocol,”
without a toll, sure
>“full payment of Iran’s damages according to estimates,”
see below
>“the lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions and resolutions of the Board of Governors and the Security Council,”
sure
>“the release of all Iranian assets and properties frozen abroad,”
sure
>“and finally the ratification of all these matters in a binding Security Council resolution.”
sure

most of that is fine, the rest can be negotiated in exchange for their uranium
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>>532677683
>>532677742
Are you guys gonna kill yourselves when Iran gets nothing on Friday?
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That "deal" worth negotiating isn't even near a truce. That's a complete and total surrender by the US. That can't be real.
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>>532677644
panicans gonna panic
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>>532677773
yes, progress :D
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>>532677511
> we're taking that from them
ZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Funniest thread on /pol/ right now
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>Trumpstein calls for regime change and total destruction of Iran's nuclear program
>Iran counters and says best they can do is opening the strait which was already open before the war
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Plebbitor commie failed to mention the guy is a gang member wanted for murder in his home country.
You don't hate CNN enough either: https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/us/stanislaus-ca-ice-shooting
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Ok what now? Is the "bombing" in Israel over yet?
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>>532677773
They really do not understand the English language
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Good. I can't get one, some libkike. gayboy can't either. Go die for me while your wife gets raped, sucker. One lest terrorist voter rigging the vote coming up soon. This iran shit aint over
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>>532677851
Reopen the strait under their control and with a toll booth*
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>>532677511
>we're taking that from them
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Don't forget: We're introducing GOD to Iran. They will revere Jesus soon!
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we're here at the /pedo tranny general/ trooncord for a live look at how they're coping with the latest TACO moment from their god-rabbi
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>>532677108
Anon, Iran's gay baby retard sperg out destroyed the Omani LNG distribution infrastructure that supplies 80% of China's LNG demands. There is no one else on earth other than the US that can supply China with the levels of LNG they need to maintain their industry and power, and so they signed an extremely unfavorable contract to buy American LNG. China was so upset by this that they publically called on Iran to surrender to the US open the Hormussy.

I know you hate America because you are brown, a manlet, and have a tiny cock, but that doesn't make reality suddenly stop being reality.

I know you are not going to read this article because you are brown, your parents are related, and you have an extra chromosome but I am going to post it regardless
https://asiatimes.com/2026/04/china-imports-us-oil-for-asian-fuel-markets-amid-hormuz-crisis/
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>>532677851
Their entire regime got vaporized 6 weeks ago. We're "negotiating" with the ayatollahs dog walker at this point.
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hahahahaha

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030
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>>532677511
>W-we're taking that from them!
>Trumpstein bitches out, invents imaginary deal, and surrenders
What did /ptg/ mean by this?
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>>532677901
>Trumpstein has to tip Iran for something he was getting for free before
Lmaooooo
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>>532677798
>War is postponed for another 2 weeks and the strait still isn't opened
So status quo?
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>>532676663
Well did Iran agree to end attacks on Israel?

They said they will provide hormussyjuice to USA and Israel too now, if they play nice. And not just to anyone else at a premium.

And now what, Trump?
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>>532677868
DINOSAUR WOMEN OWE ME SEX
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I heart taco tuesdays
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>>532676632
MAGA, supporters Cheeto the Pedo! We’re all in it together!
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>>532677936
>Listen up liberal, trump lost and gave up massive concessions to the dog walker. Bet you feel stupid now
You miggers are almost too stupid to insult.
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Happening fags btfo, kek.
PEACE THROUGH TWEETS
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>trump basically surrenders to literally every one of iran's demands
>leaves israel and all of the gulf states hanging
>in exchange gas prices get lowered by like a dollar
how is this not a total surrender to a bunch of sandniggers?
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>>532676982
>cancels Obama's Iran nuclear deal
>attacks Iran without a plan
>oh shit, they can close Hormuz?
>oil prices skyrocket
>tries to negotiate for Obama's exact nuclear deal
>whines for weeks and fails
>agrees to pay Iran $2m per ship going through Hormuz

KEK

All he did was make the Strait into a tollbooth in favor of Iran. What a fucking failure.
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>>532677742

doesn't understand what the word "basis" means kek
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>>532676700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
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>>532677992
The strait is completely open per Iran's National Security Council. Have you tried reading?
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>>532677982
>ceasefire
Fucking gay shit.
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Fuck Pakistan tbqh. Those niggers just couldn't stand by and let the fun times roll. No, paki niggers had to meddle and ruin the show. Goddamn it I hate brownoids.
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>>532677982
>hasnt gotten updated talking points yet
lol
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>>532678060
>trump basically surrenders to literally every one of iran's demands
may I see it?
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>>532677013
Only tell me when the cities are smoking craters.
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REMINDER
>hide afpost threads
>ignore afpost posts
>do not reply to afpost posters
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>>532678189
yeah >>532677982
>>532677683
>>532677144
even entertaining this is a complete surrender
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>>532678106
Trump turned the Strait into a tollbooth for Iran. They are celebrating. $2m per ship thats $300+ million PER DAY.

LOL
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>>532678106
It is open pending tentative agreement to the 10 point plan ie. No more attacks and they reserve the right to a toll, yes. If Trump violates any of the 10 points then we go back to square one. If not then Iran comes out ahead.
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>>532677985
>>532677832
>>532677910
you lost faggots, and you'll continue to lose
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>>532677565
Yes. So I don’t see why they complain about him fucking a 17 year old whore
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Clash Report is a Turkish "news" agency.
>>532678106
It seems that the Iranian gov't and the IRGC are operating independently of each other. One says one thing, the other does the opposite. Not sure if that is deliberate or not.
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>>532676632
Ultimate migger DEFEAT
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trump has made iran stronger
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> We're "negotiating" with the ayatollahs dog walker at this point.
>This means we’re winning because we have to negotiate with plebs and beg them to let us send all our troops back in to rebuild the bases that were destroyed and to return the strait to the status it was already operating under before this humiliation ritual for trump at the behest of jews
>what a huge success
L M F A O
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>>532678094
If this is the cope you’re going with then why didn’t they agree to Trump’s 15 points?
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um.............. panicans?
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>>532678135
I want the Silk Road to become a thing again.
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>>532678106
IRGC didn’t seem to get the memo cause they’re launching missiles at EVERYTHING
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Iranian missile just struck largest gas processing facility in UAE - war monitor
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>>532677561
Yeah. Trump basically got owned maximally.

Where was it again that Iran agreed not to hit Israel as long as its demand #3 was not met?
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Please, she's a married woman now
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>>532678294
>>532678330
they're so decimated they can't even get word to the retards who are still chimping out LOL
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>>532678302
lol, nice bantz
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>>532678267
Now try saying this without crying lmao
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>>532676778
Trump is not the spawn of Satan. Nore is he a false profit. He is the actual Arch Angle of Christianity. He may be Cheeto the Pedo, but when Jesus ruled, there was no age of consent. Suck it libtards. Suck it long, hard and deep! MAGA!
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>>532678302
>for the first time in history
>guy is clearly taking the piss
Holy shit your miggers are that fucking stupid
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>>532677051
24 Second Ceasefire.
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>>532678330
i don't see any explosions
post them
(if you post telegram i will vomit so don't)
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>>532678071
>cancels obama's nuclear deal

lmfao stop i can only laugh so much in one night
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>>532678094
in a few minutes they'll just spam worthless shit since their failure to read will disappoint them. again
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>>532678294
Trump is ending Israel's dominance.
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>>532678366
chek'd and that makes sense.
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>>532678288
>want to overthrow the regime
>make it stronger than ever
>aura farming the Ummah with total victory over Great Satan for the next century award for Iran
Only his art of the deal could have achieved this
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>>532678312
The Mongol Silk Road or the Tor Silk Road. Both need Pakistan.
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>>532678246
>Iran says
and a source?
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Washington 250. 250th Birthday Celebrations. Artemis Landing. More Beaners to deport. Bulbhead's to punch, and some ATC, and Shipping/Naval ports.
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>Now try saying this without crying lmao
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They're going nuts and trying desperately to spin Iran cucking as Trump cucking
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>>532678501
holy shit this is the next level of cope
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Fatpacks is NOT having a good night. He can't even doompost and is just silently crying into his burgersuit whilst drinking screwtop gas station gin.
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>>532678492
Mongol.
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>>532678298
to keep you in suspense, obviously. happy seething
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>complain about Trump leveling Iran all day
>shows mercy
>"taco taco taco"
Why are TDS retards such massive kikes?
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>>532678488
Their "regime" is currently headed by a vegetable, maybe, no one has seen him in a month.
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>>532678554
If Iran cucked then why did Trump agree to their 10 point deal and they not agree to his 15 point one?
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>>532676796
It’s a start you gaytard. Support him so we can complete the deal.
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>>532678488
Frenchie please go attend to your snails. You are unprepared for this thread.
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>>532676594
Steven Chung, who isn't even White, seems to be upset about something. LMFAOOOO

Seems the uranium-capture disaster and the Jubail petrochemical bombings soured Trump on the war. What a fucking pussy.
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Iran's chain of command so shitter shattered it's gonna take days for them to get the cease fire order. lmao
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>>532678273
Like Epstein was doing illegal shit, but the vast majority of the people he trafficked were teenagers. Muslims don't have a single leg to stand on talking about him.
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>>532678575
>presents no proof
ok thanks for playing I guess
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>>532678302
Hahahaha
>we did it!
>we got things back to how they were before but now we have to pay for safe passage
>Trump is a genius
Nice bantz
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>>532678422
the false prophet and the antichrist are two differnt people

read your bible, retard

revelation 19:20
>And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

the beast out of the sea is the antichrist
the false prophet is the beast out of the earth
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>>532678592
Happy coping lmfao
I don’t expect better from you room temperature IQ inbreds
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WWGOWGA
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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>>532678540
Word on the street is that at the 4th of July UFC event on the White House lawn the winner of each fight is going to get a blowjob from AOC

Many are saying this.
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>stop bombing us and we’ll reopen the straight like how it was one before the war except from now on we get $2 million for every ship
>oh and you have to send us money to pay for all the shit you broke
>yeah one more thing were just gonna keep enriching uranium k thanks
I think scammed and raped best describes what Iran did to Trump
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Wow, Trump really gave Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz
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>>532678638
He didn't
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>>532678638
Trump didn't agree to anything, you should work on your reading skills.
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>>532678554
>They're going nuts and trying desperately to spin Iran cucking as Trump cucking
I haven't seen shills this mad and spergy ever since that nigger jeet jewish cocksucking whore of a woman lost to Drumpf!
Also AWOO!
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>>532678710
Be the Sentator Armstrong that Japan believes you to be
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>>532678366
Or did they just tell them to unload everything they have left and plan to just go teehee oops afterwards?
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>>532678366
> they're so decimated they are blowing up jews and sunni shitholes just like they have for 5 weeks
lol
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Almost losing that pilot must've been what broke him. Obviously the military isn't up for this mission, so why not just take what you can and declare victory. Who cares if it looks like a total surrender. We don't want Iraq 2.0.
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>>532676831
TACO, Cheeto, Pedo… we jdgaf! Now just go suck off and quit pissing us all off!!!
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>>532678716
>brown mouth on your peepee
If ever there was a reason to lose it'd be that. Fucking gross.
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>>532678724
>making up shit
Lol, Trump won.
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>>532678554
Iran had no choice, they don't have an air force, a navy, or any semblance of leadership left.

they got BTFO the first night and have never recovered.
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>>532678623
>>532678645
Yes please, gimme more tears miggissies.
IRAN TOTAL AND BRUTAL VICTORY
USRAEL IN SHAMBLES
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>>532678615
>WE’RE GOING TO NOOOOOOOOOOK
>Bitch out 20 minutes before the final hour because you have no balls and can’t actually back your cope talk up
>This is a win for MIGA and /ptg/
SAD!
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>before war: No tolls
>after war: Iran has recognized right to charge tolls

You can't rationalize this. This war was so dumb
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>>532678774
>>532678771
>miggers using pilpul that would make the kikes blush
Lmao
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>>532678874
>reading comprehension is pilpul
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>>532678724
Where do you brownies come up with this head cannon?
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>>532678615
They don't exist to make sense, they're just maki crabs.
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>>532678873
Shhhh
They NEED to pretend they won.
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>>532678821
Literally no one but bleeding heart sjws care trump raped kids. happens all the time and blacks and poor people usually
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>>532678853
>Iran capitulates after Trump threatens to destroy their entire civilization
We all saw that happen, anon. Go post TACO on BlueSky, faggot.
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>>532677144
>miggers need to ignore Trump’s own words to try and cope
Grim shit.
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>>532678189
The 10 point plan is known publicly. You got massively BTFO.
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>>532678724
This.
Trump will forever be a laughing stock
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>>532678873
>you can't
I can. I can do alot of things.
Do you want to here my violin? World's smallest. Made of your dad's crotch hairs.
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>>532677013
I guess they have spare capacity now that they aren't hitting GCC anymore.
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I DONT CARE IF IRAN CONTINUES TO ENRICH URANIUM AND CHARGES SHIPS TO USE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE WON THE WAR! WOOHOO!
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>>532678874
You're quoting a poopjeet twitter account that even the most delusional hardliner in the IRGC wouldn't believe.
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>THE HORMUSSY IS OPE-
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>>532676594

I'M JUST NOT GONNA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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How the goddamned fuck can they burn though this many 1PBTIDs? This is unreal.
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thank you ma'am, good luck growing your wrist skin back real soon
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>>532677683
this is disagreeable and Trump should not take it. I don't understand why he's willing to go with the fees and the "instead of reparations" BULLSHIT. After WW2 we had the bretton woods agreement and something like that would be much more agreeable, because that last fucking statement is a slap in our faces.
time for burnies.
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>>532678060
Yeah you can say Trump got what he wanted but it’s so fucking gay man. I’m extremely disappointed. I was promised a proper shootout but instead got a fucking sit down.
Fucking cringe shit.
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Hey, /ptg/. You lost.
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I think the best play is to blame it on the unreadiness of the military. Just say Biden trooned out the military and we're unable to carry this on. Easy fix.
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>>532678692
just like when jesus came he had the prophet john the baptist
the antichrist has a false john the baptist
(the false elijah)
even the jews say elijah will come back before their messiah comes

matthew 17:10-13
>And his disciples asked him, saying, Why then say the scribes that Elias must first come?
>And Jesus answered and said unto them, Elias truly shall first come, and restore all things.
>But I say unto you, That Elias is come already, and they knew him not, but have done unto him whatsoever they listed. Likewise shall also the Son of man suffer of them.
>Then the disciples understood that he spake unto them of John the Baptist.
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>>532679106
Art of the deal
Enter war where Iran owned nothing
Exit the war and give them control over the strait and the ability to toll any ship
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>>532679078
THIS DOESN’T FUCKING COUNT
WE WON! TRUMP SAID SO!
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>>532679102
The great brown hope failed, spectacularly, and now they are desperately struggling to recover that izzat before the shame drives them to kill themselves.
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>>532678932
They have no idea how bad they're making themselves look.
Like little bitches last night
And now they look like bloodthirsty loons.
There's just no moral consistency with these people, just TDS as a constant mental disorder dragging us all down.
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>>532679106
>>532679078
It's funny when the discorders spam the same image
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>>532677144
>>532679033
>random 10 points that aren't corroborated anywhere
Lol
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Still baking.
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>>532678842
I love how they act like the status quo hasn't changed when Iran's lost their leaders, navy, air force, most of their military

>532679036
>quoting cnn article that was already btfo
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>Drumpf supposedly lost
>Niggertrannies madder than ever
Says all that needs to be said lol
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Absolutely devastating for US. Utter capitulation.

Patriots in control. Except they live in Moscow and Beijing lol
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Clay Fuller wins the runoff election for MTG’s remaining term.
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>>532678985
That’s exactly what we are saying. We, MAGA gives zero fux that Trump raped kids. It’s only libtards and democrats who think it’s disgusting.Fuck those faggots. Cheeto the Pedo is our King!
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>>532679224
>discorders
how about you actually follow the news you fucking idiot
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>>532679036
>>532678501
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THE CEASEFIRE HAS ALREADY FALLEN APART IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES HAHAHAHA
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>>532679036
this leaf jeet still thinks we agreed to a peace deal proposal lmfao
we agreed to the ceasefire that we proposed, and will continue to negotiate the peace deal
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>>532679222
>And now they look like bloodthirsty loons.
earlier today miggers here were clamoring for more "brownoid mudshits" to be nuked into the stone age. you dipshits are as deranged and fucktarded as leftists.
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>>532679260
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116366072136989268
Oh no no no no!
Bahahahahaha
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>>532679324
>Follow the news
>Posts a poopjeet shitter account
The absolute state of you monkies is incredible
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>>532677339
> people
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IRAN TOLL WILL CONTINUE DURING THOSE 2 WEEKS LEMAO
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It is what it is. It looks like shit, but how do they sell it? If trump is famous for anything, he's famous for selling shit. How does he sell this?
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>>532679078
>You’re allowed to keep doing the thing we physically can’t stop you from doing
>Calls this a ‘deal’ to save face as you run home
Art of the Deal, bby
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>>532679354
Good. Ceasefires are gay. You either win or you capitulate.
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>>532679078
It will be interesting to see the alternatives. Saudi Arabia will make a fortune with the East-West pipeline.
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>>532679322
don't make it sound dumb, tranny
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>>532679200
Is that right?
So every barrel of oil will go up $52 dollars?
>2milllion gallon tankers, 52 gallons/barrel
Fuck, sorry Iran, you're not getting that.
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>>532679405
May we see the ten points from an official Iranian source?
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Did Poland just declare war on the United States?
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>>532679470
Continue? Nigga this started it. A nice thank you gift from Trump for winning.
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>>532679405
hey can you define the phrase
>basis for negotiations
? in whichever language you're most comfortable with.
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>>532679224
>It's funny when the discorders spam

somewhere a clown college is missing all it's professors
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mark levin melty
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>>532679042
No he won’t! We don’t care that he raped kids. Now eat a duck. A succulent Chinese duck dinner.
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>>532679036
Trump already shot down that 10 point plan yesterday. No agreement has been reached except for a ceasefire in exchange for an open Hormussy. You've got nothing except brown fanfics.
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>>532679354
No, retard. Iran has no command and control so it can't communicate the ceasefire to the limited military cells it has that are capable of firing missiles. It will take about 24 hours.
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>>532679500
It will most certainly come down if that kike Kushner can negotiate, but outbound ships have already been paying the toll thus far.
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>>532679319
Nice.
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>>532679500
ehh, fuck, no sorry, that's 2 million barrels for the super tankers.
still, that's gonna immediately price out thousands of smaller ships.
Trump, still being good for my US rigs.
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>>532679602
how can muslims be nazis?
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AMERICANS = LOSERS
AMERICANS = LOSERS
AMERICANS = LOSERS
AMERICANS = LOSERS
AMERICANS = LOSERS
AMERICANS = LOSERS
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>>532679003
>MIGAleaf
kill yourself mon ami lmao
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>>532679654
Based.
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>>532679106
Oh nice of you to send CNN

since you want to talk about Trump words lets see his ones again

maybe you ESL will understand what basis means
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>>532679602
Mark Levin should pick up a weapon and go defend Israel if it bothers him so much
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>>532679707
fucking dummy. all nazis are brown
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>>532679505
>axios?
>cnn?
>not official sources. post a twitter screenshot from catturd or eric daugherty next time.
miggers are insufferable
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>>532678951
He is winning you mongaloid even if it doesn’t look like it. Just wait two more weeks when we really win. You will see.
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>>532679602
a jew complaining about someone breaking a ceasefire.
this (clap) is (clap) hilarious
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>>532679707
to jews "nazi" means "people i want to kill"
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>>532679602
>the Iranian-Nazi regime
Maybe they aren't so bad after all...
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>>532679792
see >>532679751
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>>532679638
Meanwhile CENTCOM is geotagging every single launcher site, where it originated from, and where the operators go to bed tonight.
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>>532679833
trump lies about everything. he's just as bad as catturd.
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>>532679638
So Iran can fire at Israel but Israel can't respond? What a deal you got there magatard KEK
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>>532679792
Can you blame them? They aren’t taking the loss well.
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>>532679822
>to jews "nazi" means "people i want to kill"
TRVKE
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>>532676594
T A C O
U
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S
D
A
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In Won't We Shit.
God Bless Orangutan
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>>532679706
>>532679706
>>532679706
New thread

>>532679706
>>532679706
>>532679706
Neos thread
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>>532679652
To get out. Anon, there's a difference between a toll and extortion to exit.
Those captains aren't going back there, they're getting the fuck out of a war zone.
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>>532679541
It’s winning on paper. You don’t “negotiate” with terrorists. You don’t “make deals” with savages. You crush their skulls until they tap out and accept all your conditions.
You gotta give it to kikes, they’re Giga based in this department.
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>>532679792
So nothing from the Iranian National Security Council that's actually negotiating their surrender? Just something you saw on BlueSky?
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>>532679602
Micro Mark is an AMERICAN PATRIOT!
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>>532678692
Semantics. He is neither! Even if President Trump looks to have both of their qualities, he is is costume to fool the stupid.
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>>532679938
Is there something wrong with dead kikes?
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I wonder why /ptg/ has regulars who post 20 times per thread with the most milquetoast jew-friendly faggotry imaginable, really makes you think
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>>532680009
>So nothing from the Iranian National Security Council
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Fine [name that rhymes with give]!!!

alternatives to saying "demon":

"Priestess of Pain"
"Priest of Destruction and Doom"
"Preacher of Evil"
"Purveyor of Sin and Suffering"
"Master of Disaster"
"Expert of Ickiness"
"Leader of Lust"
"The guru of gluttony"
"The specialist of sin" (thats not necessarily demonic tho because that could be someone who's specialized in fighting them)
"The virtuoso of violence" (again not necessarily demonic...violence can be for good...)
"The preacher of pride"
"The manager of mixups"
"The Virtuoso of Voyeurism"
"The Captain of Cruelty (Captain K.Rool)"
"The Captain of Cons"
"The Conoisseur of Cons"
"The Pedagogue of Pedophilia"
"The Reverend of Rot"
"The Deacon of Decay"

I saved the best for last...

I'll try to start replacing "demon" with these.

Incidentally, in my opinion, Aidan Lawrence of Lakewood, Ohio is the absolute ruler of humanity. And no I don't refer to the guy who looks vaguely like Keanu Reeves.
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>>532679826
Senile old man screaming, "AND ANOTHER THING...!" ten minutes after he lost the argument.
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>>532678267
He is Gods parter.
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Just absolutely no moral consistency among the TDS crowd.
I am so glad Trump is merciful, I was dreading today but that can still change.
You had Tucker on issuing fatwas last night against Protestants ffs.
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>>532679324
You know this is the status quo ante, right? Oman and Iran both had tolling power. It's not exactly international waters.
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>>532679654
SUPERB

>>532679602
>jew melty over ceasefire
lel

>>532679636
Very based.
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>>532679324
You know Iran agreed to negotiations based on the US's 15 point plan and the contents of the 10 point Iranian plan you retards are spamming is fake, right?
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>>532680304
fbi will put him on the anti-maga list
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Please God, I just want to see nukes be used in actual combat once in my lifetime.
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>>532679494
MAGA doesn’t give a fuck if Trump is a pedo, or a Cheeto. Orange man bad. Call him Cheeto the Pedo all you want. Only libtards and Dems thinks its wrong to fuck kids. We fully support our Oresident. MAGA!
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>>532680076
The council has a twitter. I want an actual source and not jeet slop accounts regurgitating each other. This should be a simple request.
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>>532680888
>>532680853
jannies
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>>532679303
No, Trump did not loose. He’s making it look that way but wait 2 weeks. You will see and seeth.
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>>532680940
>jannies
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Even the hardest of hardliners for Trump are breaking with him over the extreme escalation of his ILLEGAL war. WAKE UP republicans, is this what you voted for? A GENISIDAL MANIAC out for blood? A deranged lunitic hell bent on committing WAR CRIMES and sacrificing human lives all for the sake of satisfying his dimwitted ego? Is this actually making us "great again" , or are we just further isolating ourselves as a nation and becoming the enemy to the rest of the world? The orange orangutan is OUT. OF. CONTROL!!
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>>532681126
you lost, tranny



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