Prev: >>532684800▶RECENT:>The Islamic Resistance in Iraq announces it will adhere to the 2-week ceasefire.>President Trump: ‘The uranium will be perfectly taken care of’.>Trump confidant Mark Levin is currently on air with a shaking voice crashing out over the ceasefire with Iran. https://files.catbox.moe/pu9fh1.mp4>Associated Press reports that Iran and Oman will charge tolls for all ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz as part of the two-week ceasefire plan.>Reports of direct impacts in Be'er Sheva and Tel Aviv, according to Israeli media.>Iranian ballistic missiles once again struck Al-Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia.>Launches from Iran to the Negev.>Cluster missiles above Tel Aviv.>The U.S. negotiation team will consist of Vice President JD Vance and the two previous envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.>Iran says the US has agreed to its 10 point peace plan, which includes total Iranian control over the Strait and US troops withdrawing from the Middle East.>Two weeks™ ceasefire declared.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Russia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/>WTI $97.17>Brent Crude $96.18>Dubai Crude $128.52▶Thread Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/t4al0n.webm▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
we're making our own 10 point peace plan that will satisfy everyonefirst ten replies makes it in
Trump Won
Israel got rug pulled lmao
The strait shall remain closed indefinitely.
Inb4 Egypt invading Israel for the lulz
>>532687499>inb4 seething brownoid copeDon’t @ me
No more israel
Free donuts
>>532687499>Iranian leadership decimated>Iranian military capabilities demolished>Iran caught lying about missile development>Iran forced to negotiate based on a 15 point US plan it rejected last week as "maximalist">shipping through Hormuz reopened>no one wants a nuclear Iran asserting control over those international watersTrump won, trannie. We all saw him threaten Iran to the negotiation table over the weekend. They're opening the "fuckin' Strait", lol
>>532687545not a wishlist, the 10 points are a reasonable basis
>>532687420well they have one thing you dont have, and thats birthrates
>"Senior Trump administration officials made it clear to Israel that during the negotiations to be held in the next two weeks, the US will firmly insist on the removal of Iran's nuclear material, no nuclear enrichment, elimination of the ballistic missile threat, and more." -N12lmao another /pig/ger narrative shattered!
>>532687499
let me have all the bussy and a cut of 1% from each strait of hormuz toll charge thanks iran also tkd please too
I never thought the U.S. would really lose.
>>532687655No one in that region wants Iran to have nukes. Not just Israel it isn't happening
>>532687539Only cute femboys. No Troons.
Tucker said that who ever opened the strait would be the new superpower. So fucking china made a phone call and is now the superpower?Also jew twitter is amazing right now
DEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMPDEAR TRUMP>DEAR TRUMP
Holy kek. Miggers are literally transwinning. Don't sell them ropes. They may actually do a flip.
>>532687499>>The U.S. negotiation team will consist of Vice President JD Vance and the two previous envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.Farcical.
>>532687637>Trump won, trannie.If Trump won it was 5d chess to save America from Israel and get Iran to do the dirty work.
>>532687539Actual jew holocaust
>>532687499https://files.catbox.moe/c6vlnf.mp4
hey even cenk is calling you retards out lolhttps://x.com/cenkuygur/status/2041677802156744880?s=20>Iran is declaring they won and America will accept their 10 Point Plan, which includes removing all of our bases in the Gulf, pay reparations to Iran and getting Israel to stop attacking their neighbors.>We didn't agree to those things, so I don't know what happens in two weeks.
>making deals with great satan>muh pisslamHow long before ackmanei shows up in a swiss resort with solid gold teeth and a few bars?
>>532687539Total circumcision ban and total foreskin regrowth
>>532687612JEWMERICA LOSTYOU LOSTYOU DESTROYED YOUR EMPIRE FOR KIKES LMAO
>>532687655>firmly insist
>>532687655sorry those are not the reasonable basis trump agreed on>>532687642if trump can not agree to the reasonable basis then no ceasefire will happen
>>532687655They will be bombing iran again in two days
So, that's it? The US just surrenders and miggers pretend it's a great victory? Damn it's easy being the orange nigger
Oy vey, how much did this war cost? According to my Jewish accountant it was very affordable. He normally never says that.
Trump agreed to not move new troops into the region during the ceasefire
>>532687761KEK, this goes in the next bread
I was promised epic blasting and furious bombing
>>532687367>nooooooo you aren't making money!!!WITH JEWSYOU NEVER LOSEhttps://files.catbox.moe/f4r0ud.jpg
>>5326875391. Trump won2. Israel got rug pulled3. The straight shall remain closed indefinitely 4. Egypt invades Israel for the lulz5. Don't @ me6. No more Israel7. Free donuts 9. Trump won, trannie10. Not a wishlist, the 10 points are reasonable. How did we do reddit?
>>532687810But Anon, that'll piss off literally everyone involved.
>>532687539the usa is to supply taco dinner every tuesday
>>532687642>Workable basisThat's about as hopeful as thinking you'll get the job from your first phonecall back
>>532687846this is just the start of the total gazafication of iran
I am taking a huge shit right now
How does this affect the Israeli stock market? Do I buy or what
>>532687703I'm glad you still have our back
>>532687711strait isn't open. US has given up on freedom of navigation. you can only transit if Iran approves.
>>532687864trump doesn't know what he agreed on, he is a retard and tried to lie his way into a ceasefire with iraniran rejected prior ceasefires and said they are not interested in them if the US does not meet their core demandstalks and ceasefire are dead
Nothing changed. Nothing at all.>but people said!It doesn't matter, and if you think it does, you are stupid or playing at stupidity.Words mean nothing.Missiles raining down on Israel mean something though.They mean great joy for all the world.>but my 10 points vs my 15 points vs my Shut up migger. It doesn't matter.The plans were memes, are memes, propaganda and banter. Nothing more.>muh ceasefire tho!Nobody ceased firing thus far except the US and Israel.>butNo. Shit the fuck up migger.Iran is still shooting you, and dictating the situation.Your words and bluster changed Nothing.>bought us time!Yes, because the US has never played this game before, and Iran will just stop paying attention while you do things.>we are gonna bring in mo-It doesn't matter.There will be no invasion of Iran.It's done.You lost the initiative, you took too long, now everyone's eyes are open and nobody supports your kosher faggotry.This evening changed Nothing, just words, smoke on the wind, smoke from a burning Israeli apartment building in downtown Tel Aviv.
>>532687846but... the kd ratio? the wins? the izzat???
>>532687893and for a good cause, wins all around
>>532687539Israeli statehood no longer recognized.
>>532687827>sorry those are not the reasonable basis trump agreed onumm sure whatever helps you cope ;)
>>532687920trump lied and then fucked his lie up twice, there is no ceasefire he didn't agree to Irans basis to even have the talks
She won
>>532687707nobody who matters
TACO TACO MANI’VE GOT TO BE A TACO MAN TACO TACO MANI’VE GOT TO BE A TACOOLÉ OLÉOLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
Unconditional surrender status?
>>532687846Transwinning.I guess this is what the ukranian specialist taught them
>>532687879Unirronically reasonable.
>>532688032Trump
I have to say the US looks incredibly stupid after all this. and a lot of it is just because of the rhetoric and tone. massive shit in the foot. Im not sure donald can recover from this with our being ousted.many have to smell blood in the water
>>532687999whatever helps you cope at night
What about the land taken from Lebanon?
If Trump actually acquiesced to the demands and left with his tail between his legs, it would be an embarrassing defeat.But why would anyone here think he will do that? Why wouldn't he just start attacking again at his earliest convenience, perhaps right after the mid terms?The fact Iran is taking him at his word reads like severe weakness to me. Like they have no other option. Maybe they really do think Trump might nuke them.
PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE STOP I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING
>>532687499Still can't believe America just surrendered
>>532687539Full international ban on stock prices ever going down. You will simply not be allowed to sell at a lower price
>>532688030kek i was gonna post something like this earlier
>>532687950too late to buy now but it's looking very bullish
>>532687869>I was promised epic blastingI'd say go to a truckstop bathroom buy all you'd have to do is go outside in the street. Be careful not to get any on your shoes.
>>532687846miggers aren't buying it
>US: We will make sure Iran gives up nukes>Iran: We will only make peace of you let us have nukesnice lasting ceasefire amirite guyze
>>532688032>temporary ceasefireumm anon see!if they don't agree to our terms, they get bombed again :D
>>532688003I'm glad you think that screaming you'll negotiate after having your fingers crushed and a knife at your balls is a 'win'
>>532687959Supposedly, the military was in a soft revolt over striking Iranian civilian targets in the latest targeting proposals and mounting losses.
>>532688155what else can they saythey have audiences to cater toand it looks like trump just did the worst most embarrassing surrender in US history lmao
>>532687960
>>532688120>>532688155lol these screenshots are hilarious. Keep em coming.
>>532687999trump already agreed to this reasonable basisin fact trump is full of shit and lying everywhere, he tried to con iran into a ceasefire or his negotiators lied somewherethe US and trump haven't agreed to the basis of the ceasefire and it is the second time Trump requested a ceasefire from Iran and got rejected
>>532687539The US vacates all of the middle east effective immediately
>>532688179>source: Nitzan Shapirameanwhile in the real world
>>532688077hey can you post an official US source confirming this? :)
>>532687539Chile became the best country of Chile
>>532688089Because thirdies only have intense compium to get them through the day here and is hoping an irgc led government is more reasonable than an Ayatollah led one
>>532688053Ukraine is next on the surrender block
>>532688075The nerve of these vermin... Literally EVERY FUCKING TIME it's the Jews who betray their agreements, and these fucking migger trash still sit and shitpost like the Iranians have not been head and shoulders above both the US and Israel in terms of honor... God damn I hate Twitter Ziocons so much it's unreal.
PASS THE NOTE
sure sure... ceasefire>continues to build military support near Iranyea... let's look at that proposal>lets Israeli's finally rest for a bitand Israel "doesn't" want this, riiiiight
>>532688155she is put on the list of people not loyal to trump, we will tell trump everybody who is not loyal to him
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Iran knows exactly what went down in the Isfahan airport battle. There's no way the american troops managed a "clean" escape. Some people say that maybe 200 american assets were involved in that mess, many wounded, many deaths, and certainly at least ONE PRISONER. Something tells me that's the one card Iran is holding in secret to get Trump for fold like this. Otherwise this Trump capitulation and the incredible seethe of the kikes right now make no sense.Did you guys heard anything about it yet? Iranians showed some passports..
Now would be a good time for Trump to drop a nuke on them. When they least suspect it.
>>532687539TKD
>>532687715patriots in control!
>>532688237mark levin seething live on air...https://xcancel.com/officialrnintel/status/2041691878081392865
>>532688239>>532688257>workable basis on which to negotiateso that means no terms were accepted?they're still negotiating?reading comprehension is important my little ESL shitstains!
WAR HYUOWHAT IS IT GOOD FORABSOLUTELY EVERYTHINGAHA YEAH
Technically, nothingeverhappenschuds,America surrendering like a bitch is a bigger happening than nukes on Tehran
>Trump lost because he promised he'd give in to demands LOLAnd why would any of you believe him? He was in fake negotiations when he assassinated the dude. His word doesn't mean jackshit.
Lmao I think Russia is the biggest loser it all thisIt just goes to show had Russia did anything about the tens of billions in army shipments and bullshit NATO stuff did it wouldn't be in this predicament today.At this rate Iran will be bailing out Putin again in the coming year
>>532687999kek. I swear to got everyone is just making up peace plans and and agreements in some wierd attempt to shift the narrative. What a clusterfuck. Frankly, did Iran and Trump even see the same 10 point plan? Maybe Pakistan is having a giggle and showing Trump and Iran different peace plans
Why is Hormuz so smug?
>>532687539Greenland shahed by the usa and iranCanada and israel forced to switch populationsThe iran supreme leader must now be named guy in a robeChina currency gets renamed to chinese dollar, petrodollar savedEuropean union dissolvedUae becomes a parking lotAll iranian women musr follow the late Naser al-Din Shah Qajar tastesUsa capital relocated to fairland GAmalvinas given back to argentinaThat little loose part of michigan is given to wiscosin
>>532688368such a shifty kike...
>>532687499Digits and trump seethe and flattens iran
>>532688239iranian state media disowned this version. actual version is this. t.me/farsna/427480
>>532687612Whiter than you, Perez
>>532688452Iran submitted the 10 points to Pakistan for Pakistan to show to US
>>532688441>pumping israeli girlsgiwtwm
We lost and Iran won, but losing now is better than losing later, might as well get on with it
>>532688404>had Russia did anything about the tens of billions in army shipments and bullshit NATO stuff didlike what?
>>532688404yeah ok back to /chug/ now
Why did Trump betray Israel for Iran?
I LOVE PERSUSSY
>>532688498So the bases are pretty much de facto dismantled
>>532688531this is correct, as bitter a pill it is to swallow. the massive L now is better than the even more massive L later
>>532688556Those Persian girls are something else.
>>532688376If saddam is gone, Assad is gone and Iran is committed to peace are these bases even necessarily
>>532688368It's incredible how Trump has managed to piss off and alienate almost every single person. No one is happy, either with him getting into this war or ending it.
>>532688531Get rid of Israeli influence and take at least one W
>>532688498Even these terms would be an embarrassing defeat for Trump if he accepted them. And he won't. At best he will pretend he does for a few weeks or months.Iran has to know this.
>>532688089us and israel can't win this war barring some highly unlikely internal "regime" change. even with muh nooks they can't win it (muh nooks will never happen). so the only option is trump to negotiate with iran to end it, which will put iran in an even more favorable position, but that's the fault of america and israel.iran will promise not to make nukes (they weren't anyway, so lol).
>>532688498>>532688571lmao at this mutt dominican falling for fake news ;)
>>532688617He's done Vance is going 25th him and take power in a week
>>532688556The orange kike has no soul. He even betrays his own kind
>>532688155either this is fake or she deleted the tweet
>>532688571no, those bases already mostly hosted logistics, not combat formations
>>532688537Like..anything... besides empty threats. Ukraine would not of survived without awacs, planeloads of Nlaws and javelins and hundreds of billions of dollars. Denying this is reality>>532688539I'm not s chugger. Russia will fall soon. Ukraine has mastered drone spam even moreso than iran
>>532687539Total Kike Death
BREAKING>As per the agreement with Iran the strait of hormuz is now in American possession and all ships will be charged an eight percent Trump toll when passing through. Furthermore all European vessels will have to publicly declare on all frequencies "Thank You America" to proceed.
>>532687499Alright, this will be the last /pig/ thread for now I assume.Thank you for your attention, thirdies. It was a pleasure bombing you all and getting Iran's surrender.Always remember brownies: We own this planet. And through it, we own you.You may now resume your seething.
>>532688404Why did Russia fumble their easy war so badly? It's not like Ukraine was mountainous like Iran it's flat and they don't have to sail half-way across the world. They have their latest sukhois as well.
>>532688620>monthsimpossible. mid-terms by then.
>>532687715>>532688075>>532688120>>532688368this is some of the best evidence for calling this an L for the USA
>denounce israel>blame everything on israel>claim the W tooIt's that easy for muttoids.
>>532688441
>>532688716>be migger>surrender>act like you wonwhy are you like this
>>532688716But you didn't win anything.
>>532688623While I agree that they could never win this war by reasonable standards, I still don't think they are gonna lose it this early. This is not the end. Nothing indicates that THIS TIME, the United States will abide by their promises. We'll be right back where we were soon.
>>532688704>Like..anything...ok but like what exactly?
>>532688647>Tells Israel Not to burst your bubble but they don't matter. Iran and US agreed on the whole thing behind their back, lying to kikes to avoid falseflags and chimping out is normal.
trump had to beg iran for ceasefires three timestwo times they told him no, the third time trump agreed to the 10 point plan by Iran as reasonablehe surrendered, the US surrendered
>>532688647random twitter account is no source at all
WHY ISNT ANYONE HERE APPLYING FOR A JOB YET? WARS OVER!! BACK TO WORK
>>532688752Exactly. Trump might wait until the mid terms before he starts again. The democrats have barely opposed this war. They tried impeaching him for everything but this. And Kamala was more bullish on Iran than Trump.
>>532688333On Israel? Yeah sure, he should do it. It was the jews the ones who got him into this fucking mess. Epstein, Bibi, the Maxwells. Trump should nuke Israel for realsies actually
Lol lmao, they even had to bring the hue monke migger spammer. Kek
>>532688836this. there is no way around it. the US surrendered. anyone denying this is coping, and your copes are oh so delicious
>>532688836no the 10 point plan is just the basis for negotiationyou lost tranny
>>532688441>>532688773meanwhile persian zoomettes celebrate trump killing their cousins and 200 schoolgirls kek
>>532688368KWAB
>>532687499i am baffledi thought they learned their lesson they even said no ceasefire without solving the root issue wtf are they doing? israel can restock on missiles both offensive and defensive, assassinate some of the leaders then go into round 3 refreshed.
>>532688531Better than falling for a deep sunk cost fallacy spiral, sure
>>532687499>Iranian embassy uses light mode>bantz immediately discardedNo one here actually thinks this will last do they?
Oh no! terminally online shitskins were either lying or falling for fake posts again?! say it ain't so!!
>>532688722Because they say and watched as cutting edge Weapons flowed into the country. Instead of saying "hey that awacs? That supply ship? That airplane? It's fucking dead and the airport it came from is getting bombed. Go ahead and article 5. We got nukes nigger"Alas Putin did it to himself. Iran is the perfect example here how to fight back, you make everyone pay if they offer your enemies an ounce of assistance or aid...or are involved in the slightest.
>>532688919no you lost tranny, ur brown. miga
>>532688716Your leader literally lost a war to a comatose homosexual, dude.We’re not seething, we’re rolling on the floor with laughter.
>>532688940the US surrenderedthey are solving the root issue
>>532688836What a disgrace. This faggot has made an embarrassment out of America all for Israel.
>>532688766>blame everything on israel europe uae saudi pakistan bangladesh ukraine taiwan venezuela turkey isisLet the great reset commence
>Trump sends about 3 to 4 ultimatums to Iran>Iran rejects them all and continues to fight back>After a month and for the very first time, Iran sends Trump an ultimatum>Trump inmediatelly accepts itI hope to GOD this war gets remembered forever. Trump lost.
>>532688914The US surrendered on paper. They are a shark that seemingly left the boat alone for a couple of seconds. What is actually preventing them from just jumping right back at it?
>>532688914>>532688919as kaiser wilhelm said, the versaille treaty is a reasonable basis for negotiationpardon I mean trump and the 10 point plan
>>532688478Make this based guy President of The united estates of Mexico already.
>>532688531yesthe us basically had to choose between a suez crisis and an afghanistan invasionthe real problem for the us is that the gulf countries can't trust their security garantor to actually deescalate tensions with irani think china will increasingly be seen as the sane interlocutor around the worldtrump did the right choice by pulling out of a conflict that just isn't of any real value to the us, though of course starting it was the wrong choice to begin with
>>532688919What happened to unconditional surrender? Now you want to negotiate with Iran?
>>532688940we're only just getting started, iran wont exist as a country, people or culture a year from now
>>532688940Read the fine print, the deal doesnt include israel
>>532688284Possibly. The war could be over but shit ain't over yet. The damages to the oil infrastructure are big and shit won't be repaired magically any time soon. The world needs Russian oil now more than ever and if the hohols think they can get a concession from russia now, then they are truly mistaken the world would allow them to destroy their ships and oil.
>oil goes down, gas goes down, stocks go up>continuing to build military support>ready to strike Iran at any momentwould be a shame if iran did something to break the ceasefire
>>532687655>firmly insistLike he insisted on opening the strait ?
>>532689004trump already put out red lines that torpedoed the ceasefire he demands zero enrichment again
>>532688503Big doubt favelanigger
>>532689053I hope we target mosques like the crazy lady suggested
>>532689033>as kaiser wilhelm said, the versaille treaty is a reasonable basis for negotiationkek
>>532687499Nigger
>>532688940It honestly reads like a soft surrender. Iran knows what's coming. But they can't stop it and are just happy with a breather.Hope I'm wrong.
>>532689028let me guess, you also think palestine won after their ceasefire
>>532689030it wouldn't surprise me if israel and US came up with some pretext to start the war againthe terms of surrender are quite bad lol
>>532687637What are you doing in Sao Paulo American?
>We won
>>532687817kekBased
>>532687499>Associated Press reports that Iran and Oman will charge tolls for all ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz as part of the two-week ceasefire plan.The true winner seems to be Oman..kek
no deal has been reachedThe “negotiations” will fail and the war will resume in 2 weeks, if not beforehandThe only real victory here is that trump cucked and showed once again he is too scared of iranian retaliation in the gulf
>>532687499THAT FUCKING CHINESE HISTORY TEACHER WAS RIGHT! AMERICA LOST! PAX JUDAICA!
>>532688914Where can I get a wholesome Muslim tradwife?
GUYSSomething doesn't feel right. Maybe I'm just being schizo, but something feels off. I'm getting some real VIBES right now around FRIDAY
>>532688996it's just a ceasfire to lull Iran into a false sense of security to set up an assassination and to restock ammunition. >>532689059i want to believe this cope but i can't believe the US would actually leave their greatest ally to their fate.they can't handle Iran's missiles.
>>532689100dont know who she is but this crazy lady sounds based as fuck
>>532689154Did I lie?
>>532688940>israel can restock on missilesfrom where? the us is out. we had to pull all the stocks from both korea and eastern europe a couple weeks agoit would take years without firing a single missile to replenish what was used in a single month of serious war
so many shitskins and trannies in this thread
>>532689177good for them, they are the best GCC by far
>>532689177well, if you give up that hormuz is an international strait then naturally it becomes territorial waters of iran and oman
>>532689085What happens when Iran crosses them again? There are no good options because he's painted himself into a corner. He either TACOs and moves the deadline again, making us look even weaker, or he follows through and gets us involved in yet another forever war on Israel's behalf.
>>532689178This is more a loss for Iran than the US. Having the ceasefire at all is letting the US not suffer consequences for their actions and letting them restart the attack whenever they want.
>>532689178Trump is counting Iranians probably not seeing any troop movements kek
>>532689197surely donald trump wouldn't escalate a war a few minutes after the stock markets close for the weekend
Meanwhile Taiwanese MILFs are seeing that the US wouldn't be able to defend Taiwan and are inching closer to China
>>532688940Israel was firing missiles made in 26Basically emptyTwo weeks won't make a difference
>>532689047trump never said who would be surrendering unconditionally, checkmate communists
>>532689184No, this is Pax Shia
AMIGACA LOST
>>532689251?
>>532689197after trading stops
>Trump supporters who were delusional enough to think he wouldn't start this war are pissed off>Trump supporters who were delusional enough to think this war was winnable are pissed offThis is such a beautiful day. Really one of the funniest days in politics I've ever witnessed. Thank you everyone
>>532689253Not to mention China restricted its Tungsten export so making interceptors at max rate is basically impossible
>>532689184does trump have the political capital to restart the war? are the markets going to take that well?i think not
>>532689314it does give muttistan time to empty all its global stockpiles and move them to israelthat's a lot of empty stockpiles
how do you people survive when everything you consume is alternative realitydo you just make shit decisions 24/7?
>>532689153Thats how I'm reading it too. Sure Israels are seething right now, but they act like that whenever they dont get 100% of everything they want. Guess we will see. I dont think anything offical has been release on the details of those 10 points they agreed to base negotiations off of
Is there anything more reliable than taco ?
>>532687817wayne gretzky no
>>532688940Iran can build and buy from China allot more then we can build in two weeks
>>532689306Trump should fucking hang for this. At least resign.
Reminder that at no point has Iran ever acknowledged any ceasefirehttps://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/2041658177901797867the only source of a ceasefire is our Paki puppethttps://x.com/i/status/2041622790298616241
>>532689285>letting them restart the attack whenever they want.Then the strait gets closed again. It's no big deal.
>>532688155>IN 48 HOURS WE WILL SURRENDERlol wtf
>>532689345tell that to this iranian mum with blood squirting out her dead babies ass
>>532689279anon this is a devastating loss for trump in propaganda termsit will remotivate Iran, shows them the US is incompetent and pussied out desperate to make a dealobjectively there is almost zero chance that this thing works
two weeks to restock and then break all promises and go again. why is iran agreeing to this?
>>532689158Exactly.There's nothing in "Iran's 10 point peace plan" that prevents them from getting attacked again. Iran has been saying the entire time they want security guarantees of some kind.
SOMEONE JUST BLEW THEIR NOSE
>>532689406Wow just read the thread>>532688498
>>532689397>>532689314Yeah Drumpf is gonna use this time to setup a more elaborate plan this time around and continue the attack on Iran. At the end of the day its just a shitty ceasefire not an end to all wars. Iran needs more allies.
>>532689404Hows the bunker tonight buddy?
WAR IN IRAN | APRIL 7th, DAY 39 RECAP:> - Israel strikes Iranian petrochemical facilities.> - President Trump announces a suspension of tonight’s planned bombing campaign, as well as a two-week ceasefire.> - Israel has also agreed to the temporary ceasefire, a White House official tells CNN.> - “Israel does not like this deal—to put it mildly—but Trump decides,” says Yaron Avraham of Israeli Channel 12.> - A last-minute intervention by China helped lead to Iran accepting Pakistan’s two-week ceasefire proposal, three Iranian officials tell The New York Times.> - The first round of negotiations between the U.S. and Iran on an agreement to end the war is set to take place in Islamabad on Friday, according to Axios.> - “We were surprised by Trump’s decision and received updates at the last minute after everything was decided,” an Israeli security source tells Israeli Channel 11.> - “For a period of two weeks, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be possible via coordination with Iran’s Armed Forces and with due consideration of technical limitations,” says Abbas Araghchi, Iran’s Foreign Minister.> - All military operations against Iran have been halted, a U.S. official tells Al Jazeera.> - “The ceasefire includes Lebanon,” reports Ynet.> - “The ceasefire is set to begin this evening, but it will take time for orders to reach individual units in the IRGC,” a U.S. official tells Axios.> - U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and General Dan Caine will hold a press conference on Operation Epic Fury tomorrow at 8 a.m. EST.> - Iranian missiles struck Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia.> - Iranian missiles struck central and southern Israel.
>>532689404oh the irony. Kikes will be exposed for the amounts of fake news they've spread. At least I hope so.
>>532689421israel destroying peace
>>532689506> - Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirms the release of American journalist Shelly Kittleson from Kata’ib Hizballah captivity.> - Abu Dhabi authorities are responding to a fire at the Habshan gas processing facility.> - Iran and Oman will charge passage fees through the Strait of Hormuz in accordance with the two-week ceasefire plan, according to AP. Iran plans to use the funds for reconstruction, while it is unclear what Oman will use its portion for.> - Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has ordered IRGC missile units to stop firing, according to Iranian state media.> - The U.S. negotiation team will consist of Vice President JD Vance and the two previous envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, according to CNN.> - Iran insisted that Lebanon be included in the ceasefire, a senior Israeli official told Israeli Channel 12.> - The Islamic Resistance in Iraq has announced that it will cooperate with the two-week ceasefire and suspend all operations.> - “Iran’s uranium will be perfectly taken care of,” President Trump tells AFP.
>>532689421Only the MIGA even comes close.
>>532689404TKD still resumes btw
Israel now claims the ceasefire doesn't apply to Hezbollahhttps://x.com/GuyAz/status/2041709298426823064
What are the chances that Trump would rugpull on Iran and the war resumes? The likes are furious and they're still trying to bomb facilities in Iran.
>>532689458You're not fixing all of Iran's universities and schools that were destroyed by the American terrorists in just 2 weeks. Iran should have forced them to get the fuck out of the middle east forever.
vance was the most ardent agitator for the Iran war, remember thatand if his surrender now does not work then he will become more aggressive
>>532689458Right, but this is letting the US engage on their own terms. They only suffer the consequences for exactly as long as they are openly attacking, and they can just keep bobbing in and out at their own discretion. It's a very bad position for Iran to be in.
>>532688647What are the odds that Iran will agree on those terms. >>532688239It's only point 3 on the list, nothing about ballistic missiles on the list.
>>532687950Buy Israeli diaper manufacturing stocks
>>532689517but I'm a millionaire exactly because every investment I made was based on local news?
>>532689562this is israel dictating terms to the US, there is no claim in that about anything but there stance
>>532689477THIS THIS THIS
>>532687499MIGGA coping and seething hard rn. yet they insist the US won. top kek.
>>532689477Iran has no say in thiswe already own Iranwhen we say ceasefire, there will be a ceasefirewhen we want to bomb again, we will bomb againIran is our BITCHIran is setting a Hormuz toll? no, that's OUR tollget it? chumps
>>532689577Exactly. So the strait gets closed again if Trump doesn't agree to the maximal Iran 10 point plan.
>>532689569Kikes*
>>532689404its ok, theyll all be crying warcrimes when trump assfucks the jewel of iran and does this to more irgc brats
>>532689397>muttistan time to empty all its global stockpiles and move them to israelanon, that already happened. weeks agothere's no gas left in the tank. iran probably got word from china that they could see the us was actually out of shit and couldn't use a ceasefire to reinforce their position
>>53268956990% and Iran has to know that. Which is why this ceasefire reads like a "win" for the US to me.
Iranian bants have been impeccable>>532689569With what? Iran closes the strait again and goes back to destroying bases, petroleum facilities, and Israel.
>>532688778If Iran gets nukes, can freely attack Israel, and we have remove our mideast bases that is a huge fuking win for the US.
>>532689569100%
>>532689404did you enjoy your vacation to the bomb shelter moshe?
>>532689471you are the great satan, you are just making me hate you even more
so basically what happened was iran was fully willing to keep going, but trump decided to give them both the strait of hormuz and a removal of all sanctions, and they were like "wow ok".
>>532689547this is a TPD zone
>>532689632your local news isn't owned by people who want you specifically to be poorour news is owned by you guys, fucking kike
>>532689504>At the end of the day its just a shitty ceasefirethere's been some fairly long-lasting shitty ceasefires
>>532689582>vance was the most ardent agitator for the Iran war, remember thatutter bullshithttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/politics/trump-iran-war.html>Nobody in Mr. Trump’s inner circle was more worried about the prospect of war with Iran, or did more to try to stop it, than the vice president.
>>532689506>> - A last-minute intervention by China helped lead to Iran accepting Pakistan’s two-week ceasefire proposal, three Iranian officials tell The New York Times.Mmmm I wonder
>>532689562When is the last time they told the truth?
>>532689569given irans terms for a ceasefire the US can't ruggpull them and israel already said the deal is off (genocide in lebanon continues)
>>532689721I'll take the occasional trips to my mamad over never owning a house
Miggers are now to the this is just an rearment cope. Iran has said if US doesn't agree to the ten points in the meeting it's back to war
>>532689727your feelings are literally worthless as are iranian shitskin lives
Has everyone stopped firing off shit yet?
>>532689658And then either Trump gets them to surrender completely, or, worst case scenario, gets another ceasefire going so he can strike again later. Rinse and repeat.Trump is already constantly playing with whether the war is ongoing or not to minimize economic damage, and now Iran is openly letting him play with them and confirming his flip flopping.
>>532689674>anon, that already happened. weeks agostarted, not finished, progress varying greatly by munition.
>>532688223this click is going to weigh 300 pounds
This is all part of Trumps plan to end the empire, leave nato and stop being world police
>>532689522>> - Iran insisted that Lebanon be included in the ceasefire, a senior Israeli official told Israeli Channel 12.>> - The Islamic Resistance in Iraq has announced that it will cooperate with the two-week ceasefire and suspend all operations.That's sweet.
>>532689730Yall retreated and didnt include Kikes in your deal. TKD resumes.
Reminder of the Real 10 points1. U.S. commitment to ensure no further acts of aggression2. Continued Iranian control of the Strait of Hormuz3. Acceptance of Iran's nuclear enrichment rights4. Lifting of all primary sanctions5. Lifting of all secondary sanctions6. Termination of all United Nations Security Council resolutions against Iran7. Termination of all International Atomic Energy Agency Board of Governors resolutions against Iran8. Payment of damages to Iran for loss in the war9. Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region10. Cessation of hostilities on all fronts, including LebanonNo tollhttps://english.news.cn/20260408/dd8df6148df94252aaa1d3fbb599e2c6/c.html
>>532689749vance went to the quincy institute for peace and shilled for the iran warhe went on sean hannity in the first interview and all he did was to shill for iran warJD Vance in fact never agreed with any aggression, bombing of iran everand always called for more warhe is worse than dick cheny, a total warmonger
>>532689369Unironically, this is the worst series of decisions that could have been made. Just a total betrayal of loyalty to both sides, and no one is happy with his decision making.
>>532689477why is this the new shill linea MONTH ago, the us was needing to pull missiles from korea, and shortly thereafter from europe, to keep up the fight against iranhttps://www.scmp.com/week-asia/politics/article/3346226/us-missiles-leave-south-korea-philippines-asks-are-we-nextthey don't have anything left to be able to rearm.
>>532689777>occasionaloh you're copin'don't worry, war is over now. iran is your new super regional power now tho. you'll have to kinda listen to him and do what they say :/ but they're a good landlord i'm sure.
One thing is for sureEurope must be dealt with. These faggots practically tried to drag us into world war 3 but when we need something? They up and vanish like a fucking fart in the wind. Those faggots cowards. I hope trump takes greenland. Should of taken the deal Sven.
>OK Bibi, we'll make it seem like I unilaterally agreed to a ceasefire, and you act mad at me
>>532689815Why would they? Do you actually believe Trump that there is a ceasefire?
>>532689832>And then either Trump gets them to surrender completely,Yes yes. 2 more weeks before Iran surrenders. But they already lost and we already won. But we will still bomb them for another 2 weeks. Trust the plan.
>>532689783Iran won so your life is more worthless
>>532687499>the two previous envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.lol the war is going to start again. Trump still hasn’t figured out that these two Israeli assets are responsible for getting him into the war in the first place
>>532689781I doubt they will want to restart all this after we have 10 more days to track them all.
>>532689889destroy europeannihilate europegrind europe to dust
>>532689846What the fuck do you think Iran's continued control of the strait means
>hormussy now got TWO pimpsdang
>>532689889They couldn't station people there for longer than a month because the french and germans wouldn't stop fighting
>>532689843to the last persian
>>532689450He can still save his presidency if he nukes the fuck out of Isreal. The american people will love him again for it. People already know they did Charlie
>>532689902>Then, we attack them during """negotiations""" AGAIN hahahahahahaha
>>532689942cry
>>532689846Yeah, again, if Trump went with this, he would have achieved nothing and this war would have been an embarrassing loss. Iran is not so stupid to take him at his word. So this is Trump strongarming them.
>isnt there someone you forgot to ask
>>532689947oman quietly winning the big bucks on a penny ante
>>532689874He should just resign already. What a worthless piece of shit.
>>532689919yawn
BAKING!
>>532687655so we're back to square one?what exactly did this war accomplish then?
>>532689934 they shoot our drones down easily
>>532689990you're a nigger spic sanchez
>>532690030
>>532689942Based. Europe needs to pay for their cowardice and refusal to help. Fuck NATO. Take Greenland and dare them to fucking do anything about it
>>532690013you will be unable to sleep because you're too mad over losing, migger kike
Israel rejects american ceasefire by insisting against Irans condition that the genocide in lebanon stops.
>>532689918Ok, leaf friend, so let's make your position clear.Do you actually think this is the end of it and America won't be attacking Iran again within the next 5 months?
>>532690030Nothing except all our munitions
>Donald Trump (the antichrist) is tricked by some editor who thinks he is funny into praising Allah.>Leads to a chain of events that stops the apocalypse. Perhaps it's time to reopen my faith to investigation.
>>532689990it's true. i am just jealous
>>532689998This """deal""" is falling apart already.
>>532689881brother they don't have water or electricity anymore forget regional I don't think they're a power within their own bordersdo you know what happened to lebanon, iraq and syria? what makes you think things will be different
>>532689569Literally 2 more weeks
>>532690061The bases on the right are all gone and closed down since 2022. Only 1 small base is left in Pakistan and it monitors al queda pretty much
>>532690089Israel is not in the deal sweaty
NEW! NEW! NEW!>>532690129>>532690129>>532690129
>>532687499>▶RECENT:>>The Islamic Resistance in Iraq announces it will adhere to the 2-week ceasefire.>>President Trump: ‘The uranium will be perfectly taken care of’.>>Trump confidant Mark Levin is currently on air with a shaking voice crashing out over the ceasefire with Iran. https://files.catbox.moe/pu9fh1.mp4>>Associated Press reports that Iran and Oman will charge tolls for all ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz as part of the two-week ceasefire plan.>>Reports of direct impacts in Be'er Sheva and Tel Aviv, according to Israeli media.>>Iranian ballistic missiles once again struck Al-Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia.>>Launches from Iran to the Negev.>>Cluster missiles above Tel Aviv.>>The U.S. negotiation team will consist of Vice President JD Vance and the two previous envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.>>Iran says the US has agreed to its 10 point peace plan, which includes total Iranian control over the Strait and US troops withdrawing from the Middle East.>>Two weeks™ ceasefire declared.Oman, Hormuz, Be'er Sheva, Tel Aviv, Al-Jubail, Negevbeyond sick of hearing about this star-wars-canteen-tier region of overlapping shit holes. god damn glass the entire fucking region fuckkkkkkk
>>532690073i jerk off to dead iranian hoes then sleep like a babyyou get ptsd from dead iranian hoeswe are not the same
>>532690030no more freedom of navigation. Iran now owns the Strait of Hormuz. US is not the world's hegemony anymore.
>>532689846>No tollAre you...retarded? You literally listed the toll in point 2. Did you even read what you posted?Iran has full control of the strait and will do whatever they please with it.
>>532689404How strange, that was my question for you.
>>532689569Zero, America is out of JASSMs and Israel is out of interceptors
>>532690030Kicking america out of the middle east and making Iran the next hegemon for the war of gog and magog. All according to keikaku
>>532690094Hey you said Trump will wipe out Iran and open the strait, for real this time. Just 2 more weeks!
>>532688179Stupid from Iran's povIsrael will restock interceptors and then bomb more bridges etc
>>532690231there are no ABM missiles left to restock and production is glacial
>>532690030Destroy Pax Americana by being unable to open the Strait; destroy our Middle Eastern alliances; destroy our relations with Europe; raise the cost of energy (and by extension everything) as destroyed or damaged oil&gas infrastructure have to be rebuilt; given China trillions of dollars in EV, solar, etc business; destroy the myth of American military power.The only good thing is that it destroyed the myth that Republicans are have good foreign policy and that it jeopardizes Israel's long term survival.
>>532689846Sorry, toll is here to stay>>532688498
>>532690030>Iran's objectives:>1. maintain control of the strait>2. survive>USA's objectives:>1. Regime change (didn't change, the son took over)>2. muh nuclear codes (never existed)>3. 'liberate' the straith (didn't happen)0/3 objectives cleared
Apologize
>>532689562Rip Hezbollah. Aren't Houthis screwed now too?
>>532690169I sleep well knowing satanic losers like you lose, faggot
>>532690061What about april?
>>532689285Iran has no choice. Trump can send them back into the stone age.
>>532690433grade: F better luck in another dimension, donald
>>532690454
>>532690103Actually, I didn't thought about that..
>>532690454He's sucking a zuttjeet niggerdick in shitskin hell at this very moment. Fuck that nigger trayvon and fuck this dead niggerlover.
>>532690573he only said that to troll the libsyou should like that
>>532690635>suck a niggerdick to own the kikesZuttslut moment.
>>532687845Like clockwork. All Trump wars and escalations happens after stockmarket close friday. That old cat has been threathening with destructions on tuesdays and mondays, and ofcourse it has not happened. Now he is saying yes to a plan that is the end of the empire, "we'll discuss it friday" meaning FRIDAY IS BRIDGE AND DESALINATION PLANT DAY.
They're obviously going to break the ceasefire at some point. But 14 days without fighting will set you pretty far down the escalation ladder again.
people thinking us can rugpull what do you expect them to do?destroy the energy supply and trigger the biggest immigration crisis ever? continue to play with hormuz and trigger a global recession in two months?it s game over iran won. i pity the iranians their regime will get even more brutal
