>says "Praise be to Allah">accepts a ceasefire with Iran that gives Iran full control over the strait of Hormuz the very next day, while Iran is still bombing IsraelWhat did he mean by this?
Yeah Iran also got a pony and a new xbox too.
>Iran gets the strait to charge tolls on it which were not there before the war>Iran gets uranium>Iran gets reparations>Iran gets sanctions lifted>US withdraws troops>Israel can't attack Hezbollahtruly the art of the deal
>>532688442Damn I want an Xbox too
>>532688357Mullah Trump’s revolution against international finance is underwayI apologize orange man, I wasn’t familiar with your game
>>532688442>Yeah Iran also got a pony and a new xbox too.Better yet, they get 2 million dollars per ship that passes the strait and a lifting of all attacks on their proxies like Hezbollah.
>>532688560It's actually 2 trillion gazillion dollars.
4d chess is real or he has lost his mind
>>532688442They should have asked for a Gabecube
>>5326887452 million dollar per passing vessel, and in yuan nonetheless. Sure, they share half of it with Oman, but they had no regal authority over that strait prior to the war.
>>532688524You literally copied from that fake tweet. This is what the energy drink diet does to your brain.
>>532688875*trillion gazillion
>>532688357Insider here.Trump is actually pro-Iran, not pro-Israel. He agreed to this war so Israel would be stuck fighting Iran alone after the ceasefire. As part of the "peace plan", Trump is converting to Shia Islam to become the new Ayatollah of Iran after ensuring that Iran has full control over the Hormuz.
>>532688357>>accepts a ceasefire with Iran that gives Iran full control over the strait of Hormuz the very next day, while Iran is still bombing IsraelHe accepted a ceasefire, he didn't accept their negotiations, you dumb illiterate muzzshit
>>532688986And it's not just under the same circumstances as those they imposed during the war. The enacted ceasefire itself now enables them to perpetuate it and normalize it. With that amount, they're exceeding their own yearly oil revenues.
>>532688357he is the hidden imam
>>532688357> accepts peace planThe plan hasn't dropped yet. And iran agreed to open the strait in agreement that trump doesnt nuke them. Go spread lies elsewhere
>>532688357>>532688524HUBRIS
>>532689225>>532688875Ofcourse the macaco monkey rifape cant read either>>532689214
>>532688357he could have resigned 3 weeks ago and he'd have a much larger support base still
>>532688442you lost, transgentile
>>532689225This is all real.
>>532688357Trump is the new ayatollah!
M-migabros?
>>532689214>the art of the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallmao taco don folded like a bitch we all knew he would
>>532688357>Just according to keikaku.>(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)
>>532689523> open the strait and come to the bargaining table > iran: ok> Trump TACOd STFU you fucking shill
>>532689214>>532689291> he accepted the ceasefire he didn't accept the negociationsWhat? He set in stage a ceasefire which he presents as a stage for the end of the war on the basis of the 10 point plan, but that's likely a lie just to get them to accept the ceasefire.The purpose of that ceasefire is a reopening of the Hormuz, and the 2 million toll isn't a matter of negociations, it is to be implemented within the boundaries of said ceasefire as it was before. Do you get it Dutroux?
I half expect Israel to assassinate Araghchi during negotiations and start things up again
>>532689643>it goes in to effect because... bexause Iran said so!!Just like how they claimed Trump was dead?Or how they claimed they shut down 1000 fighter jets?Or how they captured the pilot?Lol, lmao.
>>532689597>i'm gonna wipe out your civilization>do it faggot>ok, you can collect 2 million yuan from every ships, we get nothing>See? He's winning againyour seething is hilarious and you fail at greentexting
>>532689643> muh 2 million dollar tollIf you actually believe that will happen you are genuinely low IQ. The US holds all the cards
>>532689964> do itTrump said open the strait and negotiate a ceasefire or get nuked and iran said OK. And in you're tiny brain you think trump cucked. You either a shill or a turbo retard
>>532690028>If you actually believe that will happen you are genuinely low IQLook at the flag, he can't help it
>>532690456>Trump wanted the strait to be open like it was before he started the war>this is a winholy shit
>>532690629Their military and country is in shambles right now. Go back to copeville faggot
>>532690718kek
>>532688357Zion Don's converted to islam. Allah is his new best friend!
>>532689214The "opening" of the strait is under Iranian enforcement, Iran has control of the strait you stupid migger
>>532688357so much for zog and kikeslave and puppet of israel narrative...
>>532690764Now where does it state in that letter that they're gonna charge money, gigatarded brownshitstain
>>532690759Meddling fake memes the lowest of the low
>>532690975>i hate reality so it's not truetake your meds
zion don is gone. say hello to islam don.
>>532690925Never said it did you stupid cunt, nevertheless Iran now controls the strait, they did not before the war, the US didn't achieve its objectives, the biggest one being Iran having enriched uranium, the US has lost the war, the 60 days of military action ends on the 29th of April then Trump would need approval from congress to extend it, the war is over
>>532691060Have a source that us has lost 30 bases in the middle east?
>>532688843Gabe is a real bastard
>>532689080Thats fucking awesome trump the caliph
>>532691333>i'm too retarded to google itmany such cases
>>532691331Howd they lose? Their nuclear ambitions were shambled, their navy and airforce obliterated and country is ruined. And it didnt take boots on the ground. All iran can claim is the shot down 2 planes and disrupted global trade for a few weeks. Id much rather be America right now not iran in that situation
>>532689080Like Charles already did? Seems legit.
>>532691608> Bahrain OK now which are the 29 other?
>>532691787>Only that one even though NPR said the oppositeyou lost tranny i'm not wasting anymore time on a seething faggot who can't read the article correctly
>>532688357So they receive a lifting of the sanctions and the Iranian ownership of the Strait of Hormuz is codified into international law. In exchange, the progression of the Iranian nuclear and missile programs continues while Iran keeps bombing israel.HAHAHAHAHA
>>532691919No one's saying they didnt lose ANY. Just thats it's not 30 like your pic related says
>>532691690>Their nuclear ambitions were shambledThey still have their enriched uranium, what are you talking about, they also still have their nuclear facilities>their navy and airforce obliteratedIran didn't even have an air force, the last time they bought planes was under the Shah, but yes most of their navy was destroyed but you don't win wars just because you killed the most people or you destroyed the most stuff, war is won based on achieving the objective and the US failed to achieve its objectivesIranian regime change: Not achievedEnriched uranium destroyed/seized: Not achievedMissile and drone industry destroyed: Not achievedIran unable to fire missiles and drones: Not achievedIranian proxies destroyed: Not achievedThe war has been an abject failure by the US
>>532689080Based, Trump is turning face by betraying the heel faction. But Iran is a midcarder, can they draw enough oil dimes to control this new faction with trump?
>>532688357Interesting he totally lost. I feel like if he is being blackmailed, he is gonna go to Netanyahu and say fuck you and fuck your bullshit, if I hear anything about this material, I'll get you fucking assassinated right now.But I have a feeling it was never about blackmail specifically. He is just so surrounded with jewish buttlickers that he just didnt know what he was getting himself into.
>>532690925>Now where does it state in that letter that they're gonna charge money
>>532692328> nothing changedIran is scared now. In the end they're gonna tread carefully because they know they cant get away with shit now
>>532688357Its very simple, zoomer-kun. When you're dealing with sand niggers, you have to talk like a sand nigger, and Trump has the military to back it up. Sure as shit, Iran blinked. The only victims are the US Marine Corps, who didn't get to kill anyone.
>>532688357>America will perpetually fight wars in the east and never win againt. Irlmaier
>>53268835723d chess. Trust da plan!
>>532688357> What did he mean by this?It means you should have invoked the 25th amendment a while ago. But sometimes I forget Americans won’t do shit even when their president is a demented retard controlled by a foreign entity.
>>532692766>Iran is scared that they successfully defeated America, alienated them from their allies, showed the Gulf nations that America can't protect them and has exhausted America's interceptorsYou're delusional
>>532688357When did Iran get any of that
>>532693055Irgc had to censor and ban all internet in iran under death penalty while not revealing casualty figures. You are obviously syrian migrant hiding in Australia despite fact war is over. Hopefully Tarrant 2 appears and cleans you up
>>532688524I support this. Israel gets fucked and that's a good thing.
>>532693284>War is won by having the most killsYou're a fucking retard, I guess Germany beat Russia on the Eastern Front too by that logic
>>532693055Surely this time it will be the death of the American empire for sure
>>532693284He's chinese. He was sperging about people talking to the Japanese on social media.
The war was an objective failure. Couldn't contain Iran, couldn't win over the Arab kings, couldn't really protect isreal long term, couldn't wipe out key Iranian assets, assassinating Iranian leaders precluded any kind of diplomatic solution, reached the point where Iran was threatening to nuke the Strait, which the US couldn't prevent, and without other options and a track record of making good on their threats the Iranians forced Trump to withdraw. While Iran suffered catastrophic damage and this inspired widespread fear of America in the middle east, weakened china's position, the damage the US has suffered is in many ways more significant. There's the financial expense of the war, difficulty replacing high tech missiles and specifically counter missiles, damage done through oil shortage and specifically the ire of American allies who suffered similarly through no fault of their own. The worrying precedent of allies refusing to aid America militarily, which may be a first.Probably the worst outcome here is that the US military was prepared to follow the orders of Trump in defiance of congress, and that's a serious, serious issue for counties where US forces are now stationed.
>>532693419Oil not being bought and sold in USD which goes back into buying US treasuries which enables American economic hegemony and allows you to have a $39 trillion deficit with no consequences? Yes this very much can lead to the downfall of Pax Americana, I am sure in the future historians will use this as a pivotal moment in history for its decline
>>532688357Unironically, 99-D chess
>>532693399Not good argument. Sharia law exists in iran due to oligarchy of imams who are mostly dead now. Iran army fractured and central authority of Islamic sharia council are also all dead. For future Iran is not going to be stable country.
>>532692519Trump would control nearly the entire worlds oil supply if he was somehow both the US president and the Ayatollah at the same time. Someone should tell him.
>>532693541>angry chinese noises
>>532693747Mine is the objective reality, yours is based on what might hypothetically happen, Germany could've hypothetically won WW2 as well, but they didn't the US lost, the 60 days ends on the 29th of April, it's done
>>532693419>retreating from the world stage and giving control to your enemies is not a dying empire
>>532693905It already happened though. And now ayatollah replacement is vegetable and brain dead, irgc cant find anyone and already broke into regional councils. Sharia law requires complete domination via Islamic morality police, imams, and violence which irgc are having hard time enforcing because theybare instantly killed the moment they do any activity on surface. Thats not how you govern a country of millions of people.
They want to call it a "ceasefire" so that they can claim Iran broke the "ceasefire" in spite of Iran never agreeing to anything
There are about 14 counties which were traditionally strong US allies who all refused to aid the US campaign, due mostly to lack of domestic support for the campaign in the US and it's questionable legality. Worse, US troops in these counties now stand to be evicted entirely because the agreements under which those troops were stationed are now toilet paper. If US troops will attack a soverign state without congressional approval, they will have no regard for the transnational military agreements they've signed either. For Australia, the risk is that US forces might illegaly attack the regular Chinese navy without any consultation with Australia, then abandon the conflict after a month leaving Australia to deal with an angry superpower. For Japan, they immediately cucked to the Chinese to get oil, which the US couldn't secure for them, but China could. And the US navy wasn't prepared to protect Japan at that critical juncture so leaving Japan no other option. Indian scabbed the war buying illegal Iranian oil, much as they bought illegal Iraqi, Syrian, Russian petro undermining the US embargos. Effectively neutral in all these conflicts. Doha took a swing at Iran, OPEC was happy with the outcome, isreal was happy, but both actually undermined the American campaignFrance and the UK deployed, but only to stop the Americans causing any more damage to critical oil infrastructure. The American attacks on multinational oil assets seriously angered Europe, who already have serious issues with kafkas oil because of the ruso-Ukraine war, and angered Europe doubly with threats and triple by trying to buy out Europe bound tankers.So all things considered, US forward operations are a liability not an asset. We will pay America to leave before we pay America to stay, and in that context US defence deals have all been ripped up by Trump in a fit of anger and that's also damage which will take decades to undo from Washington's side.
>>532694249You're coping. Its over for iran
>>532693586This anon gets it. Nobody trades commodities in USD willingly, it just results in massive domestic inflation because we can't use primary exports to balance our own national currencies, while the Americans can leverage federal printer to steal our resources. We can't stop the Americans doing this, the Chinese would only do the same, regional fiat trade is Hitler tier and would result in America bombing us. But middle power are again, unwilling American allies at best. >>532693816When last I checked it was Trump hooting like a monkey because nobody will support his war. >>532694142The issue is that Iran can't agree to anything while the isrealis and Americans are assassinating their leadership. It's open war. If America withdraws it will be because America chose to withdraw, the issue is that the US hasn't actually gotten anything out of the war, and American allies lost a huge amount of money.
They even got Trump to convert. It's over...
>>532694598>more angry chinese noises
One point for every objective Trump had at the start of the war which he achieved, or reasonably stands to achieve. One point for anything the US citizen got out of this. One point for any damage China or Russia sufferedOne point for any domestic gains the Trump administration made here. Five points and I'll fuck off. Fair go, field is wide open, no goalpost shifting, can you even come up with 5 reasons this war was a good idea.
