>going to war just to reopen a strait that was already open before you started the war
>>532699393Top tier clown world
No, the war was started to institute regime change and disable the nuclear weapons program. Which was accomplished on day one, mind you. Then Iran shifted the goalposts by closing the strait, so the goal became to reopen the strait, which has now been accomplished.
>>532699393Well we killed their leadership. Iran got all pissy and closed the strait over it. Now the war is about getting Iran to stop their hissy fit.
>>532699393>while not being straight
Trump negotiated his way out of a chokehold, you lost tranny.
>>532699471>Regime changeKek. You migger jamboys are really funny.
>>532699393He could've salvage this by demanding that Iran and the GCC sell oil in dollars, this time in writing. What a fucking blunder.
>>532699393Yeah but think of how mad the libs are though
>>532699393This big factor is fuckin retarded but somehow his followers are even dumber
>>532699471Is the regime change in the room with us right now?
>>532699541>>532700030I don't get it.Or are you just asserting the Ayatollah is chilling in Argentina with Hitler and Elvis?
>>532699471>we replaced khamenei with->*checks notes*>khamenei?
>>532699393but now i cant remember anything about mr epstein
fuck off demoralization shillsyou lost
TOTALAMERICANDEFEAT
>>532699486usa killed it's own military leadership too
>>532700118They're saying the leader might have changed but the regime has fundamentally remained the same.You'd have to be a moron not to understand that.
>>532700135Different Khamenei.
>>532699471opening the strait was the (tutorial) boss's 2nd lifebar
>>532700118It's the same regime, you dense retard. This Ayatollah even shares the same name; all they did was kill an 80 year old man with cancer. The only difference is now they're even more hardline and pissed than they were before.Regime change doesn't just mean killing the leader. Was McKinley getting killed a regime change?
>>532700118The Leader /= The RegimeThe revolutionary guard and religious leaders are still in charge.Oh, as a side note; the nuclear material to make the bombs is still in Iran. So that objective was failed as well.
>>532700250Who? When?
>>532699471The war was started to distract from the fact Trump is blackmailed by jews over the epstien files so he caused a distraction by starting a war to benefit his blackmailers. 5D chess indeed. Like claiming to not be a pedo whilst running errands for NAMBLA. Who would suspect you.
>>532700577>>532700508>>532700384>>532700277>>532700135>>532700030>>532699541I don't get it. You're acting like the US lost this, when they obviously didn't. Do I need to tap the K/D ratio again?Or does Trump need to go on the air talking about how they won, again, for you to get it?Like, are you being deliberately disingenuous?
the dumbest part by far>threatening jihadisHow would that even work? They legitimately think that some stinky moon demon will give them whores in paradise if they die in war.The only thing you can really do besides actually killing them is to threaten them with humiliation but they get an easy out on that when you start out operations by bombing schools.
>>532700680>YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST
>>532699471Hahahahahaha
>>532700680So what have the US won exactly? The right to play 2 mil per ship passing through the strait?
>>532701108Proof that they are an undefeatable military force. And it's proof that Trump is an unparalleled military genius.US hegemony has been secured for another 10 millennia. Anyone who would dare challenge them will simply be pointed toward the red mist that remains of the ayatollah as evidence of what happens when they are challenged.
>>532700680>muh k/dSchoolgirls and civillians? By your logic the US won in Vietnam and Afghanistan, too. How is the current situation any better than it was 2 months ago?
>>532701758They were victories. The American empire is still standing gloriously while Afghanistan has a GDP of 18 billion and Vietnam has a GDP of less than 500. Both a fraction of the annual military budget of the US.
>>532702031gr8 b8 m8 had me going for a while
>before the warYOU CANT HAVE NUKES>after the warokay you can have nukes, just, just fucking, reopen the straight, you can enrich uraniam, just for gods sake PLEASE
>>532699471Regime change?
>>532699393Simply put he did it all for bibi
>>532699541
>>532700680>Do I need to tap the K/D ratio again?>does Trump need to go on the air talking about how they won, again, for you to get it?>Like, are you being deliberately disingenuous?Ok, your game was too subtle for me at first, but now I get it - good show, old chap.
>>532699393Hey some jews and muslims died in the process. That's a win in my book.
And so the mighty american army threw everything it had at the silly cardboard man.But it was not enough; for he was made of cardboard.
>>532703688It only cost a billion a day.
>>532702031Retard, if a country is in a defensive war and then the war ends with that country surviving without having to appease the attacker then the defending country won
>>532699393It happens. Mistakes were made.
>>532705882Germans know this well.
>>532702031I didn't think there was a chance that Aussies would be dumber than leafposters, but here we are.
>>532699471Jesus christ I'm so embarrassed you exist with my flag
>>532699471>bomb Iran for no reason>iran closes the strait to US and Israeli vessels only>beg allies to help open it>they say no>cry and have a public meltdown for 3 weeks>eventually get Iran to open the strait for US vessels, only after threatening nukes and praising Allah>must drop all sanctions on Iran, let them make nukes and pay a toll in yuan to use the straightArt of the kneel.
>>532699393kekklesteinbergBonus,more kid raping to follow
>>532699471imagine being such a cuck you have to post this under a VPNwhat a flaming homosexual, kek
>>532701249>Proof that they are an undefeatable military force. And it's proof that Trump is an unparalleled military genius.
>>532699471>regime change >what regime change