PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeXNEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0 >Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM >Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY >Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM >Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo >Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE >Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8 >Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg >Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk >TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>532696988
MAGA
TACO
>>532703617TACO
AWOO!I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)NIGGERFAGGOTS,NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)CONFUSED BOOMERS,JANNIES,AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
MIGGER
AMERICAAA
>Iran gets to keep control of the Strait so they can constantly threaten trade like the last 48 years>now theyre charging tolls tooHow was this a win? Just kill them all. Pathetic.
*America Pays the toll with this currency to pass Hormuz
>>532703665>changing script again called it >>532701752
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
>>532703744Wrong again, sorry buddy!
TACOTACOTACOTACO
>trump got outplayed at negotiations by the side led by a literal vegetableWhy am I not surprised lmao
>>532703756>t. irl child groomer >>532085468
>>532703726>Meanwhile China is cutting a deal with America to buy American oilDoesn't seem the Chinese have a lot of trust in the IRGC.
Shill bros...it's over. Trump won...not only did Iran cuck out but now we got low priced egg in our face...don't worry. It's organic.(I checked). Anyways, we lost...Trump has forced them to open the strait and accept a ceasefire from both sides. We owe Trump an apology and we should all quit (suicide if you're a troon ) in masse and in shame....
>>532703617Hahahaha
reminder that 'they' hate the awooso howl at the moon until your bronchus bursts and you alveoli turn into mashed potatoes.
>>532703726>implying
lole
AWOOING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAGgCcJXa74
>>532703810>but then you fail to convince me Trump is bad or to change my voting patternsWhatever, Tojo.
>>532703944>concedes every single argumentAs expected of an ignorant leaf without a single political thought in its soon-to-be-MAIDed head, lmao
>>532703617MAGA
>>532703862MAGA cope you lost
>>532703925>israel & iran madPerfecto, based, 4 more years.
>>532703862Don't forget that their big plan for an American invasion.... Is marching their own citizens to the power plants and bridges so American pilots might feel bad hitting them. Groypers claim that it is a sound tactic, and not a desperate bitch move from a regime out of other options.
>>532703988>elbows up!Kek
/pro troon general/: every migger please post your anime troon avatars (again) while coping and circlejerking after retarded concessions p.s. you will never be awooman
>>532703911>For a period of two weeks, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be possible via coordination with Iran's Armed Forces and with due consideration of technical limitations
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MAGA GAY !!!
>leaf brain officially broken, gives up any semblance of being able to argue its way out of its histrionic holekek and that's done, what's next for the day>>532704051It's true!
>>532704019An absolute masterpiece of rusing from Trump.
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGBIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!>>532703698>>532703901>>532703935Good awoovening!>>532703925lol>>532704019If both Israel and Iran are angry you know it's a good thing
>>532703988Your points are;>You can't criticize Trump if you haven't read his book>When Trump said he would "end civilization" in Iran it wasn't a threatYou are a retard.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
fucking based name: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOHrqOEOZzY
>>532704019>Iran lost and didnt get anything>Israel lost and didnt get anything>America won and got everything they wantedPeople are going to call Trump all sorts of names but he's won again.
>>532703774>>532703697so you were here right up until the end of last bread and suddenly became a new leaf? that’s your story?
>>532704019did you see vance in budapest? great speech, a lot of energy and honestly very presidential. I think he's damn near a shoe in for 2028, though i hate to speculate.
>>532704249Lurk more, faggot.
Hoes are mad as fuck at 4am on a Wednesday lmao
>>532703925He mad we didn't genocide the Iranians (so are the TACO posters... makes you think).
>>532704194You are a shit brown ESL. How do I know? It's easy.You don't understand that a civilization is not its people, it is the structure of their lives. You failed to understand that he was stating an intent to completely and unambiguously annihilate the current government, and destroy their society.
>>532704314Leaf completely shut himself down admitting he's clinically retarded and ignorant of anything happening in politics, he only comes here to cry lmao.Like we all knew that, but for xir to just say it out loud haha
>>532704314>Hoes are mad as fuck at 4am on a Wednesday lmaoHoes are indeed mad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TspV1odsXo
>>532704302>resorting to hate speech again wow just wow
How are miga bros handling this loss? trump has given Iran every demand they set down and has got nothing in returnWhat page in Art of the deal is that?
>>532704399did the leaf show his gender card?if not ignore him and send him to the end of the line.
>>532704417what demands?
This entire day has been so fucking funny. Every shitlib, neocon, kike, and groyper all flabbergasted once again by the orange man’s ruse.
>>532704353>an intent to completely and unambiguously annihilate the current governmentSomehow this is a not a threat to miggers. Libtard tier level of mental gymnastics.
>I AM GOING TO DO THIS ACT THAT WILL HARM YOUSee, president nigger wasn't actually making a threat here, this was actually an invite to his birthday party.
>>532704374That leafjeet needs to just rake itself.>>532704376Kek
AHAHAHA once again trump folds like a TACO to some sandnigger's requests!remember this epic win of the orange old fart next time you go buy gas and it's biden tier expensive!
>>532704615It was not a threat. It is a promise.Go ask the last few Ayotollahs and the last three dozen of IRGC leaders.
>>532703726>Trusting fake sources from a nigger in Nigeria and CNNI thought you people are smarter than that...
>>532704573>war was supposed to last until midterms
>>532704573It never fails to amaze me that they were given the instruction manual and they still can't figure out the play.
>>532704714what requests?
>>532703925>>532704337You just know Levin and Maki ran off to the JPost to have a cry in the comments section there.
Oil prices now at $71.75. I wonder if some of the shills invested and lost everything lmao
>>532703925>be Mark Levin>hate Drumpf >have a good take on birthright citizenship>Drumpf thinks it's cool and uses you to promote his stance on it>think Drumpf likes you now>think you can get what you want by telling Drumpf more of your amazing opinions>Drumpf does the exact opposite>shid, fard and cry while literally shakingImagine being this jew right now lel
>>532704732>It was not a threat. It is a promise.He literally reached a peace agreement so he didn't have to act on his "promise". He wasn't talking about officials, he was talking about the power plants and bridges. You are a confused mental retard.
>>532704615>threat>a statement of an intention to inflict pain, injury, damage, or other hostile action on someone in retribution for something done or not done>declaration>a formal or explicit statement or announcement.Where did he threaten the Iranian citizenry - the subjects of his address?Again, you are a shit brown ESL whose first language is so inferior that he can't grasp elevated linguistic concepts.
MAGAbros I just woke up to find out that we lost another war?What will Bibi think?We let the world and most importantly, we let Israel down.First VietnamThen Afghanistan and now Iran. We all should be fucking ashamed.
>>532704883>All the red blips in Israel last night were just their stock portofolios going up in smokeHE BOUGHT?DOMP EEET.
>>532704337To be fair, isn't genociding muslims for the greater good?
>>532704951I think Trump's demand of regime change is already working, considering all the IRGC fanboys are pretending that all their fragged leaders and the last three Ayotollahs never even existed.
>>532705022DAMN YOU, BOGDANOFF!
>>532704954>Where did he threaten the Iranian citizenry - the subjects of his address?When he threatened to blow up their power plants and end their civilization, never to be rebuilt. Why even bother arguing this point, it just makes you look retarded lmfao
>>532704982how did the US lose?
What was the point of the war against Iran? What has it accomplished?
>>532705202what war?
>>532704546Guarantees of non-aggression. ▫ Control of the Strait of Hormuz by the Iranian Armed Forces. ▫ Permission to enrich uranium for power plants▫ Lifting of sanctions. ▫ Termination of UN Security Council and IAEA Board of Governors resolutions. ▫ Payment of compensation. ▫ Withdrawal of US troops. ▫ Cessation of hostilities, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon.
>>532705202making you people mad. I win again
>>532705143>If you tell the people massacred by the tends of thousands by their own government and forced under threat of torture and death to partake in the religion of Islam despite it not actually being their own faith that you will liberate them by completely destroying the oppressive regime enacting tyranny on them>ACKSHUALLY you are uh like threatening them, chuddyShitskins are so stupid. You are befuddled. Confounded. Dazed.
>>532705248special operation*
>>532705300"a whole civilization will die tonight" - not a threat t. retarded soup brained migger. Never once did I say it was bad to threaten Iran, this is just the retarded faggot pointless hill you decided to die on.
>>532704982>we let Israel downguess that makes all of your miga posting a bunch of pointless nigger babble, huh?
>>532705202A lot of dead Iranians and the military got to test some shit they've never played with before. And got some good real world experience dealing with drones which will undoubtedly be helpful in the event a real war comes along.
Cowboy Nippon
>>532705254>Iranian Armed Forces.is there any left?>Permission to enrich uranium for power plants>Permissionwell that really sounds like a demand.> Termination of UN Security Council and IAEA Board of Governors resolutions.....hey wait this is that fake list they were pushing from nigeria right?the payment bit really got me.
>>532705359*sandnigger arse kicking
>>532705460And the Pararescue Team showing that they truly are the best spec ops team in the business. No matter what anyone thinks of America in general, that was a truly impressive rescue operation.
>>532704982Hmm..they seems really quiet on this ceasefire, what are they planning?
>>532705202Dead Muslims who got replaced by other identical Muslims who soon will also be dead. America makes concessions and ends up in a worse spot than they started in as it pertains to the transit of oil through the strait. Total MAGA victory, or so I've been told....
>>532705254hey did we accept those demands*checks note nope! sad day when cenk is being more reasonable and realistic than some anons!
Trump bluffed.Iran called it.Trump folded.Was all this bullshit just so Trump could stay in the headlines despite the Artemis lunar mission?
>>532705489You asked for it, I'll give it. And Maga Cope as always.
>>532705576>transit of oil through the strait.that the US does not need.
>>532705566PJs don't fuck around, that's for sure. Also, double checked.
>>532705626hey speaking of cope! and see >>532705603lol
>>532705603>10 point plan>Sources from Nigerian and CNNOof
>>532705409>we circle back to your illiteracyShitter shattered. Stupified. Inebriated.
>>532705603wow a fag on Twitter must be true !!!
>>532705576You're mad so we must be doing something good.
>>532705655Petro dollar.
>>532703617You're welcome Euroniggers
>>532705703>hurr durr some random twitter fag!ok! show me a tweet or an official statemen from an US official saying that we accepted the Iranian demands for a ceasefire!
>>532705840With Iran no longer under sanctions your CCP masters can't buy oil cheaply now. They have to buy on the market like everyone else. They will also be unable to pay in Yuan.
>Iran’s parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf will lead Tehran’s delegation in talks with the United States on Friday, the semi-official ISNA news agency reported on Wednesday.>The agency said US Vice President JD Vance would head the American side.>Iran’s proposed 10-point framework for the talks covers not only the nuclear program and regional security, but also primary and secondary US sanctions imposed on Iran over nearly 45 years, according to the report.This is either total capitulation to Iran's demands, or just bullshitting each other to rearm. The IRCG and the CIA are ready to activate the Ukrainian protocol if someone tries to favor the enemy during negotiations
>>532705958Canada exports like 3x the oil it consumes retard. Business is booming.
>>532706082Do you sell in USD or Yuan?
why is the spic repeating IRGC propaganda?
AWOO, good night and God blessGod bless and protect our troops, and give them victory if they must resume fighting>>532704883>Oil prices now at $71.75Nice!>I wonder if some of the shills invested and lost everything lmaoI doubt they have the money to invest>>532704901It's same pattern again and again with these little people with big egos who ride Trump's coattails and then think they're more important than him
>>532706082It will be all gone once Alberta becomes independent.
>>532706127Because third world retards slurp IRGC propaganda like Maki slurps estrogen.Seriously, the amount of AI slop those retards fall for, truly the sign of 70-80 IQ inbreds.
>>532706126Most of it gets exported to refineries in the states. You're welcome buddy!
hey miggers and /ptg/troons: $2M per boat is $100B per yeartrump gave iran $100B every year for the foreseeable future in exchange for losing most of our bases in the middle east and alienating most of our allies i think that's based
>>532706189lol. lmao.
>>532705885This was not European problems, that is why we didn't help you.
>>532706146gn fren
So i keep hearing these conflicting rumors that the mad hoes are bumpslaves, or the bumpslaves are mad hoes.Which one is it?
>>532705566Everyone likes to make fun of the Chair Force until they need the PJs to come save their ass. Fun fact for you. Did you know the PJ training course has a higher washout rate than BUD/S? It's true.
2 Million USD per boat (in Yuan, thank you!) per boat to open the straight for the loosers of the warTACOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>532706146GOOD NIGHT!
>>532706283This is our thread now, migger.
>>532706292Yeah, see this is why I know the ceasefire will not stand. There's just no way the Administration will agree to any of that nonsense.
Told you the war was strategic suicide and would end in appeasement.
>>532706343Well, it's either paying a toll in Yuan for 2 weeks, or see how everything gets expensive in America and hand over a victory to dems
>>532706210So USD. That is the same for the gulf countries that sell oil, and soon it will mean Iran sells in USD.
>>532706292>Iran confirms>random shitskin accountummm>Iran and the US haven't agreed on anything, certainly not on any core issue (nuclear, ballistic missiles, sanctions, etc.)!!>>532706343literally nothing has been agreed to, the ceasefire just gave them an extra 2 weeks for dialogue at pakistan's behest supposedly
>TRUMPS GONNA KILL US ALL AHHHHHHH>TRUMPS GONNA KILL THEM ALL WHAT A JEW!>TRUMP TACO'D HAHAHAHAHAthe 3 responses that continued... Oh yeah!>TRUMPS GONNA PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND! DRAFT FOR EVERYONE!
>>532706337>ourlol!
>>532706292>Iran confirm>Check sources >From Nigeria and CNN Eh?
>>532706398The war is going to start again desu. I just don't see this ceasefire holding.
>>532706283Believe it or not, they're both!
>>532706422Don't acknowledge leaf shills. They lose their shit when they don't get their (you)s
>>532706343Yeah this is a total defeat for America in its current form. I'd be shocked if they don't go back to bombing each other.
>>532706417It's best to choose which response you're gonna stick to, is it him TACO out? Boots on the ground? Commit war crime with a nuke?
>>532706398!!you're so bad at this!
>>532706477100%. Unless the Iranians are willing to give Trump 90% of what he wants the war will resume. I'm thinking of this ceasefire as a rest period desu.
>>532706127not to many side hustles a car wash worker can get once the cartels decide he`s to gay to work for them.he has to do something extra to pay for the loan for his used bmw.
>>532706469They should apply for MAID on the grounds of suffering from terminal retardation.
>>532706417You guys was told to...>Boots on the ground for Greenland>Boots on the ground for Venezuela >Boots on the ground for Mexico>Boots on the ground for Canada>Boots on the ground for Cuba>Boots on the ground for Israel
>>532706469You are just mad you didn't know Canada was one of the worlds largest oil exporters!
Iran is inventing slop clauses to lie to their domestic audience about what their position is and how much they have already conceded.
>>532706223you think Trump agreed to that?
>>532706444Plausible, America is sending more units to the middle east while the ceasefire is in place
>>532706460fair enough!>>532706469memeflags gonna memeflag, lel
>>532706582Yeah cheapest crude oil that wasn't even refine.
>>532706417Must suck to have no anchor in your life and get tossed about by every wave that comes along. It's one thing after another. Assuming they believe it at all.
my boots have been on so many grounds they can't keep up with how many times i've died for israel
>>532706538I don't know why you of all people keep bringing up MAID seeing as the Dutch were the first country to legalize it like 20 years ago.
>>532706571>There will be boots on the ground for Venezuela!>Actually trump will nuke it!>Actually taco out!lolit's amazing they repeat the same 3 things for every single place>>532706688can't even stick to one thing
>>532706444My bet is that Israel fuck the whole things up
>>532703925i find it funny that asmon didn't wat2ch shoe video on iran because it was shitting on the war, he learn from blizzard devs about having negativity in the dojo.
>>532706444Funny how the ceasefire's only between Iran and USA, kikes will keep getting blown to bits with their barely functioning fart dome
>>532706582lol
>>532706732Or that. Certainly a possibility.
Two more weeks until the next big cope!
>>532706638Singapore is begging for our dirty crude! Have fun with your fuel shortages buddy!
>>532706638>>532706693someone should make a band and call it mudcrust and write songs about tofu oil and dying for israel repeatedly just by pressing a simple button.
MAGAWPWWMWBgm boys and girls>>532706806>NDP>move to the leftWhere? That fucking party is like a bad far left parody at this point, how much more "to the left" can you move it?
>>532706747Why would anyone listen to any of these people on this?.. let alone a woman.
>>532706806The NDP has like 2 seats who cares lol
Iranians didn't hear no bell, they want round 2
>>532706871gm
>>532706914They're the only people worth listening to.
Trump surrenderedMiggers. What is your response? How will Israel cope with this? How will you holding up?
>>532704031Yeah it's kind of funny you have lal these probable shitskins posting under european flags and their cope is "heh you didn't nuke us and kill us" which is funny because yesterday this board was filled with browns claiming that nukes would start ww3.Brown people really cannot help but do the>begging for acceptance>Delusional gloatingShit, which is funny because most of the browns are probably going to be arrested soon because of the new anti-semitism laws.
>>532706907sorry leaf you’ll be importing from us too :(
>>532704901didn't he literally start counter-signaling trump on the war though. There was a whole thing on "mark levin now thinks maybe the war isn't such a good idea because israel is getting bbombed".
>>532706343Both Oman and Iran are getting a cut, that makes it legally tenable. When it was just Iran it was ridiculous.
>>532706716MAID is different because Canadian doctors actually PUSH for that shit.Doctors in the Netherlands are forbidden from suggesting it.
>>532704714I would say something like italy's birthrates are lowest-low but I know you don't care because you're not even actually italian.
>>532706984is everyone on this god forsaken site illiterate?
>>532707010Keep posting cherry picked headlines, buddy! It'll unbuild the pipelines Carney is putting in if you post enough of them!
>>532706984Post your hand with a timestamp to prove you're an actual white person.
>How will you holding up?
>>532706995To quote myself, the entirety of the left's online political strategy is pretending the people they're talking to are not aware how retarded and deceitful they are.
>>532707122>is everyone on this god forsaken site illiterate?
>>532706984I can smell the curry and cow shit stank wafting off you all the way from here, Ramjeet.
>>532707122Groypers are third world retards who failed middle school who do not know the meaning of the word "negotiation".
>>532706937gm
>>532706818Kek is this guy retarded?
>>532707237He's "Canadian", so it is very likely.
>>532707237It's a leafjeet CCP worshiper, do you really need to ask?
>>532707122>we have already met and exceeded all military objectivesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>workable basis on which to negotiateHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy fuckThis is nothing but posturing to make a surrender look like a win. You utter fucking retard
>>532707178it's not only groypers unfortunately
>>532707080>ITS FINE WHEN OUR GOVERNMENT KILLS PEOPLE BUT ITS BAD WHEN YOURS DOES IT, BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY???Doctors can't push it in either country, but doctors are libtards in both Denmark and Canada. You are a silly billy.
>>532707132>cherry pickedcan’t find a single one where he says he’s not cutting oil production, you got one?
>>532707175That would be yourself. It's rich of a MIGAtard to accuse anyone of being indian when MIGA is filled to the brim with indians
>>532707301Why do some jeets worship the CCP? That's just weird. The CCP is actively trying to steal India's land and also funds Pakistan.
>>532707337In Canada, they suggest MAID if you have a broken arm of all things. Canada is a sick society.
>>532707457I don't want to doubt you, but do you have a source for this? That's nuts. Or just evil, really.
>>532707293Why are you trying to pwn me on being Canadian. Your country literally sends mine thank you tulips every year for liberating them. Kiss my feet like your government does faggot.
>>532707522This sad little man is backed into the corner of his own stupidity and is just spewing whatever he can muster. A quick google search will prove him wrong.
>>532707387Nice projection, Suhkdeep the dirty Dalit.>>532707395Fucked if I know, man. Jeets might be more retarded than niggers.
YOU LOSTPACK IT UP
>>532707175The flag is the key! The only bong with a VPN to access 4chan in bongistan is a muslim party member.
>>532707726Very true, fren!
>>532707645>Fucked if I know, man. Jeets might be more retarded than niggers.First they run away from their land and don't even want to make it great. Then they embed themselves in the West and shill for the CCP...who's also shitting on their land.Yes, it's worse than blacks. Blacks will kill you for encroaching on even the smallest of their possessions. They had no qualms about knocking out random Chinese too, since they blamed Covid on them. kek. They still have some good instincts while being retarded.
Oh man shills had a bad day today
>>532707522There is the Miriam Lancaster case, where a woman with a (relatively) minor spinal injury was offered MAID upon coming in the emergency room, for a non life-threatening injury! She refused, and went on to make a full recovery, but that story has obviously been making rounds, because Miss Lancaster was baffled how quickly the doctors suggested MAID upon coming in for an emergency.
Leftists unironically wanted Iran's bridges and energy infrastructure to get blown up because then they could run stories about how bad living in Iran was, how Trump killed the hundreds of Iranian athletes with the strikes and run stories about how much of a warmonger Trump is. They could have also used this as a talking point for impeachment. Leftists don't give a crap about Iran at all as they had no problems with the Iranian government killing off protestors and weren't happy about the Iranian people celebrating after Ali Khamenei was killed
>>532707848They probably gave her some spiel about how the spinal injury will haunt her forever. Which could very well be true. Those injuries suck. But it's not worth committing suicide over!
>>532707829recursive filtering is a gift
>>532707923It was minor enough of an injury that she recovered in a bit over a month from it. That's how little it takes for Leaf Doctors to suggest MAID.
>>532707848>single case of an 84 year old being inappropriately offered MAID>This means if you break your arm in Canada the government will try to get you to kill yourself
>>532704337The TACO-spammers huffed so much paint that they actually believed their own bullshit shill lines about thousands of dead Americans and they're screeching TACO autistically to express their disappointment and frustration that this didn't happen. Cheeto Benito:>Effortlessly slaughtered every islamist retard in the regime >Conducted based rescue operations >Put US boots on the ground while suffering zero casualties in ground operations>Demonstrated that America could very easily send all of Eurasia back to the middle ages by blowing up Karg Island >Managed to make China, the Yuropoors, and Israel all seethe at different points I'd rate this kinetic excursion an 8.5/10
>>532707956I'm surprised I got filtered lmao
>>532707903It's just another case of>Trump strongarms his enemies into a deal>they accept this condition rather than get obliterated>shills pretend this is a loss when Trump made this exact thing abundantly clear since day 1They do it every time.
>>532707903It's sad how hating Trump has clouded their judgement this badly. I thought they had "bleeding hearts" and cared about people like those in Iran. They seemed to have in the past. And they cared about Ukrainians.It's more of a traditional right wing/isolationist view to turn a blind eye to Iranian citizens. Like I expect it from Tucker or something.
>>532708025I've filtered every flag but USA and Japan, and recursive filtering means it filters every reply to people who replied to people who replied to filtered flags.
so when do the nukes go off? the human experiment failed.
>>532708084More than fair. Still funny though!
>>532707999Look man I know you are sad and scared, but I offer you too look at these wonderful flowers donated by the Dutch royal family to commemorate the generosity and hospitality given to them during their exile during World War 2, and for the liberation of Holland that was done by Canadian troops.
>>532708131True it makes for some great screenshots
>>532708006A 84 year old who made a full recovery in a MONTH. It's gross malpractice to suggest MAID over that.
>>532705669What a weird coincidence that based drumpf-hating brown eNazis on this website use CNN as a source uncritically as if they implicitly trust it to tell them the truth
>>532707645What ever you say, Indo-kikean Zionist shill. You will never see Valhalla, Mr Patel
>>532707726>>532707760Doesnt even matter - if someone is from UK and is more interested in doom and black pilling /ptg/ and hitting to the right instead of saving his own country from the dire threat they face they are useless and an enemy even if they are white british person.Same with other infested countries like Germany, Canada or France.
>>532708171Hey man I know you are freaking out and shaking right now, but if you slowed down and read my post you would realize that I already agreed with you that it was malpractice. Please relax and look at the wonderful tulips.
>>532708233Checked and I can't argue with that
>>532708233It's hard to imagine how any native Brit would be that. I've seen everything from highschool girls to even mixed race Brits (funnily) starting to admit they have a problem and want something like Reform and Restore.
>>532708052>he thinks they actually gave a shitThey just used that as pretext for the advancement of their preferred, usually anti-white, anti-western policies.
>>532708268Those tulips are worth more than the life savings of an average Canadian these days. Anyway, we also gift them to America every year.
>>532708087After Slopnet goes online.
>>532708332would be that way*
>>532708355Say thank you.
>>532705307>13 American troops killedI realize Americans are so high and mighty they think a single American life is worth the equivalent of 1 million non-Americans but I still find it weird when the people complain about this.
>>532708332Not so long ago pretty high member of AFD publically shat on Poland for some minor bullshit, meanwhile his traitor govt is trying to make his party illegal and several of AFD members died in strange circumstances recently.Never assume there arent traitors in your midst.>>532708281Enemy has many faces unfortunately.
>>532708040If Biden or Kamala had done this they wouldnt have cared at all. TDS really is a mental illness. They don't care about making our country great again or bringing peace>>532708052They're even at the point now about calling out gays, they never had any principles, just lead by the ear by their party on what their beliefs should be. Their morals fluctuate with the wind. We really need a civics test before voting or something that doesn't include people who cannot create opinions on topics for themselves. Something to get rid of this voterbase would be excellent
>>532708015they’re all on their discord right now trying to figure out how to spin it
>>532708725Calm down, kids. The ceasefire is unlikely to hold because Iran is nuts and would rather die than admit defeat and accept Trump's terms. I'm rather surprised Iran accepted a ceasefire at all desu.
>>532708782no shit sherlock, this is a political victory not a military one
>>532708782If the IRGC isn't retarded, they should get serious with the negotiations, because this ceasefire and a deal holding will most likely implode Israeli politics.
>>532707358Try reading more than just the headline, if that's too much, here you go buddy! https://www.canada.ca/en/natural-resources-canada/news/2026/03/bay-du-nord-agreement-advances-responsible-energy-development-in-canada.html
>>532707671post hand with timestamp to prove you're white.
>>532708902>israel is US political pawnThe fucking hutzpah of these motherfuckers..
>>532708725Spin? For the last 5 years there has been no spin, just seething and spamming.
>>532708611Also the leading democratic candidate for governor is swalwell, a chinese spy. According to democrats, this is a good thing.
>>532708937>>532708782In the end America can keep killing their leaders until they figure out that it's better to be in power and be america's bitch than be the ruler of a destroyed nation. Venezuala is a prime example, the corrupt people are still in power but they have to be america's bitch now and they understand if they piss america off they will simply be replaced by someone who would listen. The same is coming for Iran.
FUCK IM TROONING OUT
>>532709026True. They even celebrated Newscum cleaning up CA for Chinese diplomates. No actual care for the homeless, as we've seen all their policies include letting the homeless rot in their own piss by leaving them on the street instead of forcing them to get help for their drug/alcohol addiction
>>532708941weird everything i find is him talking about green energy and climate change, maybe Trump is having a positive influence on him?
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>>532709205>Newscum cleaning up CA for Chinese diplomates.that really was amusing.
a thing
>>532709518*inhales*
>>532709518So much for the prediction that Oman and Iran would share the toll.
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>>532709518Kekkles. Iran doesn't own shit now, free trade bitch
>>532709518oh no no
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>>532709518AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532703617Pay the tollHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532709518>muslims seethingOman is their own special version of islam so they don't give a shit about muh sunnis and shias.
>>532709518>rando twitter post will save usrannyKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532709911bad news :(
>>532708968It is, we have seen time and again that Trump uses Bibi as his pitbull and then reels his leash back in when it's time to negotiate >Would you rather talk to me, or to this bloodthirsty Jew who wants to genocide you? Bibi and Zelenskike are both Trump's attack-jews
>>532709433The fact that millions would vote for Newsom is frightening
>>532710030another narrative well and truly shot down.
>>532710225millions there don`t even know they voted for him.....
>>532703925Pretty sure he has Parkinson's, which just makes it funnier.
>>532710277almost lasted longer than the ayatollah
>>532710277Miss Bowie so much. He was the greatest oil driller in modern history.
>>532705620>Was all this bullshit just so Trump could stay in the headlines despite the Artemis lunar mission?NoIt was all stock market manipulation
>>532710030>the agreement producing more fracturesno shit, i blame goatfucker and libtard for acting like hysterical woman spamming fake news and adding more confusion.
Bombing the oil in the gulf would be the end of globalism. This would be the best outcome from this situation.
>>532707122they are ESL (english as second language), of course they cannot understand shit because it's pitiful that they are dying on that hill by being retarded
>>532708015Lmao the whole world watched you lose and surrender to Iranian demands
>>532710532>despite the Artemis lunar mission?didn`t he have a chat with them yesterday?
The oil of the gulf is only 20% of the world's oil. It's not actually as critical as everyone wants to believe. If the oil was bombed, America becomes the #1 producer. At that point, we can nationalize the oil companies and ensure prices remain low for americans. Africa has a food shortage, India has a food shortage. It's the end of globalism and the beginning of scarcity, not for Americans but for the world. That's a good thing. It's also the end of Chinese domination.
>>532710747The IRGC will reopen the Strait of Hormuz for NO MONETARY COMPENSATION.NO REFUNDS though for France.
>>532710747
>>532710943>NO REFUNDS though for France.more good news.
>>532710943
>>532710943Wrong
>>532708015only annoying thing from this war was just how smug the shitskins and the shitskins with yarmulkes were from both sides of the conflictso people couldn't enjoy bombing shitskins in peace
>>532711063are you talking about Americans and jews, or Iranians and jews?
>>532711056>noooo i need them to keep fighting and dying so Trump will look bad nooooo
WTI settles to $95
reminder still baking
>>532703617https://youtu.be/_k200wTsETA
Stallers could be here
>>532711742AAAAAAAAAAA
>>532711614not too bad, we saw gas peak at $4.59/gallon in my west coast shithole. That's even after Newsom is having many oil processing plants shut down. I could absolutely see them trying to pass a higher gasoline excise tax while the price is coming down to obfuscate why gas prices are still high 6 months from now
>>532711742BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!
>>532711742Who else Stalin?
CAN’T WAKE UP
Taco Tuesday must’ve been bad. The regulars were discussing r/troons4trump unironically last night.
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>>532711762>>532711937You best start believing in stall ralliesYOU'RE IN ONE
>>532709518This doesn't seem like something that happened in the last 24 hours.
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