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MAGA
It was real in my mind
Japanese Novelty Pen Contains Live Parasitic Worms.A Japanese souvenir pen has gone viral on American social media after footage showed a transparent ballpoint pen filled with herbal oil and a real Anisakis nematode wriggling inside as it is used. The item, known as an Anisakis pen and originating from Kochi Prefecture, is marketed as a handicraft curiosity where the live parasite moves with the motion of writing.Anisakis is a genuine parasitic roundworm commonly found in marine fish. In humans it can cause anisakiasis if ingested from raw or undercooked seafood, leading to gastrointestinal issues or allergic reactions. In this sealed pen the worm stays fully enclosed and poses no direct risk unless the barrel breaks. The creatures typically die after about five days.The pen first drew attention years ago as an odd Japanese export but resurfaced recently on U.S. platforms, sparking a wave of reactions. Some viewers called it a pocket bioweapon or joked about it ending up in unexpected places. Others questioned the ethics of trapping a living creature for entertainment or worried about what happens if the pen fails. A few simply said they would stick with a standard Bic.The item highlights a niche in Japanese novelty goods that turns everyday objects into conversation pieces, even if the concept leaves many outsiders uneasy. For now, most Americans appear content to watch the video from a safe distance rather than add one to their desk.
MAGAbros I just woke up to find out that we lost another war?What will Bibi think?We let the world and most importantly, we let Israel down.First VietnamThen Afghanistan and now Iran. We all should be fucking ashamed.
TACO migger generalAre miggers pretending to be anti war again for a day before they switch gears to being Zionist neocons again lol
Can't wait to see how /ptg/ laps this steaming shit up t. actually wanted Trump to win and do what he said he would in 2016 in the hopes it would normalise right wing stuff here
>>532717840Awoorning awooing 1st tew Awoo
>>532717840So this is the new "totally obliterated".
Wow Israeli fans are vocal about the ceasefire and they are not happy.
bomb the oil, end globalism
Good morning, everyone.
The Art of the Cope
>>532718004Gmgm Henlo >>532717966
How was everyone's taco Tuesday?
>>532717806Should I want to be the biggest producer for everyone else?Few things to remember, Oil isn't renewing in those wells at the rates we pump it out, if at all. Everyone uses it, and most of modern life depends on something like it. In time, the global response will likely be total self-reliance for energy, and as we are already holding Nuclear Fission, advanced nations will increase their Plutonium holdings, and shortly will be skilled in Fusion. Which reminds me, the first group to successfully commercialize a fusion reactor, gets huge sales.
>>532718004gm fren>532717955>paki flag>"former trump supporter here" shtickGod you suck at this.
>DOW is already up over 12,000 in premarket>Oil prices down almost 20%Winning continues.
>>532717966
The thread slave will post again.
>>532717875>>532717917>>532717932>>532717955>rescued pilot >no ground invasion >no toll booth >midterms still 7 months away:(
>>532717840>Failed to cause regime change>Failed to disarm the missiles and drones>Failed to seize the uranium
>>532717913>Others questioned the ethics of trapping a living creature for entertainmentHave these faggots ever heard of a zoo, or an office?
You lost trannies
>>532717955He blew them up and took the oil, just like he said he would back in 2016
>>532717932Are you still pretending not to be a filthy muslim?
>>532718058>bear bros right now
>>532717840If Iran were begging for a ceasefire why did the US kneel to their 10 point plan? Wouldn't Iran be desperate for the 15 point US plan instead?
new baker needed>>532718004heyya >hoes extremely mad
>>532718040Pretty good! Kinda wish more Muslims had died but I'll take what I can get!
>>532718004>A second cup of cofefe has just hit my desk
Hypothetically what would happen if we bombed all the oil in the gulf, and then nationalized American oil?
>>532718094>Failed to cause regime changeYou sure about that?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=voSY0K6pAdo
>>532718087>Midterms? >you're talking about the midterms?Brother Trump just burned through a ton of political capital he had for nothing and made a mockery of some of his campaign rhetoric wnd mass appeal and you're asking about midterms?Trump has broken his maga movement and he ought not endorse anyone in politics right now he's damaged goods.
>https://x.com/IRanMediaco/status/2041695475070533701
>start war based on jewish lies>open by killing 170 schoolchildren, completely undermining any chance of internal support from day one>get snookered in the strait>remove any bargaining room for a negotiation by bragging about how much you're winning>try to arm the kurds, they steal the guns and do nothing>claim to have total air dominance, lose a dozen planes and two pilots days later>claim to have totally destroyed Iran's navy, still can't control the strait>make increasingly unhinged threats and set deadline after deadline, TACO multiple times>after tanking the world economy and ruining every single country in the world, take the time to brag about how it's not your problem>bitch and whine about Europe and South Korea not bailing you out of this catastrophe of your own making>reduced to screaming at the Iranian leadership like a retarded lunatic and making impotent threats to commit genocide while the world looks on in disgust
Idk man. Pretty weak press conference. Only taking questions from friendly networks. Not a good look for a "total and complete victory".
>>532718087Don't forget>missed first post again>>532717871:D
>>532718160>the US kneel to their 10 point plansource?
MAGA GAY !!!
>>532718282Trump's own words.
>>532718160>If Iran were begging for a ceasefire why did the US kneel to their 10 point plan?We didn't.
>532718247>please take questions from disingenuous kike faggot networks!No, fuck off (((kraut))) faggot
>>532718246Iran was destroyed and surrendered. You novella of cope is just that.
>>532718332hey can you define>a workable basis from which to negotiatein whichever language you're most comfortable with?
>>532717840Why does pete need to say that. Let iran save face. It will only help with negotiations if you allow them to keep their dignity
>>532718369>in whichever language you're most comfortable with?>Here comes the arabic
Her name is Shelly Kittleson.
>>532718332>a workable basis on which to negotiate Learn to read, Ranjeep
>>532718364No see Trump didn't get 100% of what he wanted, thus he lost.That Iran didn't get 10% of what they wanted is irrelevant.
>>532718240>doesn’t know how to greentext
I would be fine if Iran imposed a toll on the Europeans and exempted everyone else. I would take that deal.
>>532718246Why do amerimutts hate white people so much?
>>532718486>eurotrash>white
>>532718087>Trumpstein calls for regime change and total destruction of Iran's nuclear program>Iran counters and says best they can do is opening the strait which was already open before the warHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you chickened out, tranny!
He's aged ten years in two weeks lol
MAGA retards will literally spend all day thinking about how to spin the fact that letting Iran do what it wants while USA has to do what they say is a good thing. You people are quite literally rape victims turned into servile slaves.Trump is giving into Iran's demands, this just is happening, what do you even have to say for yourselves as men lol
>>532718037>>532718046Heya.>>532718161I got it.>>532718207No coffee yet.
>>532718037gm gm>>532718060read
>>532718240>Trust me bro, it's Abril, and da booters bil be boatin!
>>532718435Don't forget one of those guys who was on that list died since the screenshot was taken.
>>532718240oh no not le political capitalnot le heckin maga movementerino
>>532718530Post hands
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>>532718522He got regime change and destroyed their nuke program. Are you a leaf? When you get what you want you lose?
>>532718521>amerimutt>white
>>532718465Shut the fuck up, I'm referencing one of the most famous press conferences in nfl history
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Speaking of youtube vids, here's one from Blanche that's pretty interesting. The man is kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZSWEqPURzYtl;dr>8,000 cases>over $500M fraud eliminated this week>One sentencing and two guilty pleas, including a $160 million healthcare enrollment scam, a $100 million COVID fraud hit, and another $160 million healthcare plea.
>>532718240All he had to do was release the Epstein files, prosecute people and not war with iran. That was it lmao
>>532718583Yes america if far more white than europe.
>>532718522Do you have to get special permission to use the word >trannyas an insult, or are you just more equal than other lefties?
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not have FEMA help?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>532718547Every time I see the flag, I gotta do itThe image is just too good
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>>532718522>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnow type that without crying
>America controls Venezuala and now Iran>most of the world gets their oil from these countries or at least have to pass through the strait>America is charging a toll fee now to earn back the money from the war So in the end Trump won and now control the world's energy supply, how is that bad?
>>532718341look onder (What are the terms of the ceasefire?)https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/08/middleeast/us-iran-ceasefire-explainer-war-intl-hnkYou can stop with this cope now
>Trump gets what he wants>Groypers declare this is actually bad because reasonsevery fucking time
>>532718617
GOOD MORNINGit was raining really hard last night and everywhere but here was floodedIm comfily watching the rain come down with some hot choco and ready to shitpost with frens about how the iranians finally did a ceasefire that they could have done 4-6 weeks ago
>>532718600>Two pleas and a sentencing already.Good. Rookie numbers but good.
>>532718601All that to win the gayper vote? Not worth it honestly.
>>532718583>births>2016-2023That's an oddly specific cherry you picked there>nb4 copeYeah yeah we know you don't have any real response.
>>532718664your turn to try! >>532718369
>>532718601>trust me, this will get all the people against the US!>TRUUMP STIIIINKY POOO!!!>HAHAHAHAHYou're a big-pharma pig being coddled for the 4H fair of pharma products, but Momma gon get hungry soon enough.
Impose tariffs on the Europeans and Canadians for reparations. Everyone else is exempt. Sounds like a good deal to me.
>>532718678That lazy meme totally means eurotrash are white!
>the US re-opened a strait that was already open pre-war, except that now Iran will charge (asian) tankers in yuan for passage like it's the Suez/Panama canal thereby scoring a strategic win for both Tehran and Beijing how are you boys coping with Drumf's retardation today?
>>532718715>>532718774KEK
>>532718221Erm because Trump didn’t kill everyone in the sandbox he lost.
>>532718785>except that now Iran will charge (asian) tankers in yuan for passage like it's the Suez/Panama canal therebysource?
>>532718445I noticed theyre not even talking about reparations anymore
>>532718617LMFAO>>532718774Ok genius, where do White people come from then?
>>532718785Iran loses money with yuan. I get they might be that dumb but are you?
>>532718130>>532718246>>532718776getting ahead of the story eh muhammad?
Trump got the Epstein files and gave up on doing anything with them. So he's covering for pedos. He's hired incompetent buffoons like Hush Patel and Pam Bondi and Hegseethe, all retards. He's sent ice into places that don't want them instead of focusing on protecting red states, wmd he started a regional war and said praise be to Allah on Easter before threatening genocide later.Trump is done. Enough of the maga coalition are done with Trump to the point the GOP is going get felted this midterms and might lose the general election if they don't have an A+ campaign. Even then it might not be enough.
>>532718829His source is seething brownoids who pay for X and pretend to be white.
>>532718580>>532718634>>532718659>Trumpstein's IRL allies shitting their pants in anger>Trumpstein's Truth followers shitting their depends>Iran gloating>/pedo tranny general/ has to pretend everything is fine and that the Shah is back in powerHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you chickened out, trannies!
>>532718785is your source the same that said all US bases were destroyed by the mighty IRGC in like 4 different times
Israel asked us to do the following but Trump only promised to do the first two 1) Iran’s ballistic missile program destroyed in weeks. 2) The regime would be too weak to close the Strait of Hormuz. >3) Street protests — fomented with Mossad help — could trigger an uprising. >4) Kurdish fighters from Iraq could open a ground front in the northwest.https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/2041569468573479164
>xhe forgot to turn off the trip twice in a row
>>532718559
>>532718848America now. They sure as shit arent coming from europe where the most popular baby names are all variants of Mohamed now.
>>532718884>TRUST ME BRO!!! TRUMP IS TOTALLY NOT ISRAEL'S SLAVE!!!!!
>>532718894still waiting for you to namefag with my id again
>>532718617sure
>>532718655FUGGG :DDD
>>532718087oh there will be a toll booth. And it will be America sitting in it. Europe is gonna pay, one way or the other:)>bonus we're going to sell Iran all it's upgrades and brand shiny new equipment
>>532718087> The IRGC Larak toll booth does not care about Oman's statement.What’s the point of this post then? One of them digs, the other has a gun. They’re saying a regional conflict would occur?
>>532718574Trump is giving into Iran's demands. How is this a victory?
>>532718955
Has the jeet really been going all night?
>>532719031>Trump is giving into Iran's demandssource?
TACO Iran.They surrenderedThey didn't cut the Internet cables to Inda
>>532718535yes
>>532718046Gm >>532718161NN gm happy tomboy sexy dreams
>>532718737Europe's going to have a bunch of color revolutions and spy vs spy shenanigans once we enter the 2030s, I'm mildly curious to see if the one that takes off in the UK will keep the monarchy or not.
>>532718980>humiliate me harder, daddyLmfao. You chickened out, tranny!
>>532718955>White people come from America
>>532719005>And it will be America sitting in it.That's nowhere in Trump's 15 point proposal lmfao. You chickened out, tranny!
>>532719060k faggot just fucking lol
>>532718600Hopefully all immigrants convicted in these operations are denaturalized and deported
>>532719078???? This is literally bump filler nothing text to fill character counts lmao what kind of political discourse is this? This entire thread belongs in /int/ or /bant/
>>532719117Do you know what negotiations are? Do you realize that the NEW AND NOT DEAD YET PEOPLE IN CHARGE would like to make money rather than die?
>>532719133impressive source there
>>532719005Dear god the migapede cope
Doesn't seem like he lost at all.
kek everyone that supported trump for the iran war is frothing at the mouth now
>>532718959>surely i can use gay porn to change realityno ahmed, just like this anon can never be a woman >>532719093
Also no tolerating any trickery.
Remember when yesterday trumpedos actually cheered becuse they thought drumpf would carpet bomb civillians?
>>532719177get comfy fren, you may make some. >Good faith discourse is always welcomed, but seldom seen.
>>532718682Gm! While I don't want flooding would bee nice to get moar clean water in Chesapeake and other rivers here o.o
>>532719234BIBI BTFO should be a nice false flag incoming soon
>>532717840BREAKING: It is now confirmed that the UAE Air Force has conducted a large-scale operation targeting Iran’s oil and petrochemical plants in the Persian Gulf region. They have bombed refineries on the islands of Siri and Lavan and targeted multiple other petrochemical facilities using not only Wing Loong 2 armed drones, but also Mirage 2000-9 EAD fighter jets. Operations are ongoing, with reports that Emirati aircraft have also flown over southern Iran.
>>532719238>reality
>>532719234>everyone = gook lolcow
>>532719212>monday: iran will cease to exist if they don't do what i want>tuesday: I'm giving iran everything they want because we long ago achieved our goalsMigatards call this winning
>>532718985We are rapidly solving that problem, unlike you
>>532719204you are the one that has to prove Trump won, Iran is literally gloating over you. You have no response but more lying faggot cope, you are a complete joke.
Why do people still support Trump?
>>532719211Have you not seen a trend with Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Venezuela, Libya, and the now crippled Iran?
>>532719362Because hes the best president in my lifetime.
>>532719080gm>>532719177>This entire thread belongs in /int/ or /bant/You tried that already.Didnt happen then wont happen now.
>>532719287This isn’t discourse, this is visibly bump filler text to count off enough characters in a text box to not just be outright spam
>>532719355>We are rapidly solving that problem, unlike you
>>532718435Why didn't Trump start negotiating from his workable basis of 15 points instead of from Iran's hardline 10 points, shlomo?
esoteric and redacted two more honks edition
>>532719362 Why don't you like him?
Sometimes you can kick up a lode. Sometimes you stub a toe. Sometimes you wake up a sleeping monster. Careful with that, people can get hurt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA>Found JD's real pappy?
>>532719321Honestly forgot about the mirage aircraft used them a bit in flight simulators ^•^ they're kinda adorable
>>532719387Even when he's helping out Israel?
>>532719359>Iran is literally gloating over youIran says lots of things. A few of them are even true!
>>532719341imagine seething about this imaginary chang character for 5 years straightkekaroo
>>532718004mornin
>>532719419I'm an anti-Zionist and he's pro-Zionist
>>532719437you lost and its funny
>>532719212It's just like you're talking nonsense all the time.
>>532719234>Ian Miles ChingchongnipnongAlways had a bad feeling about him, also isn't he a foreigner living in southeast Asia?
>>532719251The way he talks is really starting to make me believe the coup theory might be true. He seems to have more planned for Iran.
>>532719483hey where is lil' Mojtaba, anyway?
>>532719365I see that America has a long history of dumping blood and money in the middle east with little to show for it. The only ones benefitting from it are defense companies, corrupt politicians and Israel. While the rest of us pay.
>>532719359they also said that their first ayatollah wasn't blown to piecesand that their current cardboardllah isn't death but haven't shown himself even when others have been acting "defiant" against the american demon
>>532719193If anyone were going to die Trumpstein would've bombed the negotiators as they convened like he has a habit of doing, but he chickened out instead lmfao. He wants out.>>532719238>this anon can never be a womanThanks! You'll always be a woman since you have ovaries and a vagina!
>>532719434Listen. We all hate Israel, but they can blanket the earth with nukes if they're having a bad day, so its best to play nice.
>>532719355>hispanic white births
>>532719509you lost and cant say anything but cope (:
>>532719482trump has never once talked about immanentizing the eschaton or building the third temple
>>532719491i believe he lives in saudi arabia now
>>532719491he is a gook that bleached his hairthat's all that you need to know
>>532717840This tough guy persona is actually so embarrassing. I remember we used to bully China for being hawkish. Hegseth and Trump takes it to another level.
>>532719545good goyim
>>532717840AYATOLLAHED.COM
Israel is pounding previously untouched districts of Beirut with airstrikes. Tel Aviv is moving decisively toward annexing southern Lebanon.At the same time, Iranian oil refineries are under heavy attack.In retaliation, Iran has unleashed waves of one-way attack drones targeting the UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain.The so-called ceasefire is barely holding—hanging by a thread, if it’s even there at all.
>>532719538you lost and its funny (:
>>532719451yes chang you’re literally the only anon who would unironically post ian miles chong as some kind of exemplar, if you want to be a jew so bad at least start using a memeflag jfc
zognald blumpf general
>be supreme sandnigger>tell your sandnigger country to prepare for war for decades>DECADES>war happens>well, you dont know it happens because you die in the first strike>most of your family dies in the first strike>most of your general staff dies in the first strike>your first replacement dies in the second strike>most of his general staff dies in the second strike>your second replacement dies in the third strike>most of his general staff dies in the third strike>majority of senior officials from 2 months ago now just various scattered piles of burnt meat covered in sand>entire navy upgraded to artificial coral reefs>air "force" obliterated and so scared shitless the last functional Tomcats get destroyed on the ground instead of the flaming air to air death against the F22 they deserved>the replacements-of-the-replacements-of-the-replacements running things now start posting ARMA footage like it actually happened and posting the most obvious boomer tier AI imaginable>only guys left to run the country are nepo baby lower management with no experience and no clue>theyre a global laughing stock>your idiotic sandmonkeys have the galaxy brain idea to make a cardboard cutout of your dead son the new Supreme Replacement>cant bomb a guy thats already dead right?>the Ghost of Hugo Chavez is still crying over the crater that was his mausoleum thoug>oh fuck, they bombed the fuckin cardboard>purely for the love of the game>BUT ALL IS NOT LOST>a discord tranny and some 400lb blue haired genderxir on the internet have turned you into their new GrEaT bRoWn HoPe and they SWEAR you are winning the war because your retarded sandmonkeys MIGHT have managed to accidentally shoot down a flying Buc-ee's and occasionally can throw an exploding rock at people>the same people who spent years screaming slava Ukrani and that insisted Venezuela would win too>they arent known for picking winners>but it doesn't matter to you>because youre just a pile of burnt meat
>>532719397Contribute reasonably to conversation or bans to /int/ or /bant/ are inevitable and completely your own fault for encouraging namefags and even worse avatarfags. It’s really gay what you do here but even the mods will have to be realistic eventually. You want it to be reddit and it’s not
>>532717913>Gaijin complain about pen.>Gaijin cannot do medicine or the science or even fear momger it correct>Gaijin try to ruin Japan for almost 100 years now Unreal level of disrespect. Non Japanese people are idiots. The worst case scenario with this is lung ailment with not allergy that does not even make sense. One simple search would have produced evidence to this end. Why do they fail to even lie properly?The US is joke. Fish unclean to eat raw. People unclean to prepare. They lecture Japan and force adoption of things we never wanted. Christianism. Anime. Prostitutive women. Weaken Japan from inside out. You started the war and you did not end it either. Nobody in 1945 cared about the Hiroshima, Japan was not phased by it and you didn't win because of it, and surrender only happened to not be split up. You purposefully change talking points to in Japan curriculum for "not ethical" to excuse the invalidity of war and lie about the surrender like you lie about the pen!Never visit Japan. You are not welcome ever. We do not want your money or your business. You are not an honorable people.
>be Iranian>youve lost track of how many supreme replacements there has been in the last month>your buddy Mohamed was a Private in the IRGC last Tuesday. Now he is Supreme Warmaster because his former boss got blown up 15 minutes ago and Mohamed's all thats left.>you spent 40 years hiding bombs in the desert but America somehow found them all and blew them all up>BUT DO NOT LOSE HOPE>you managed to hit a 40 year old airframe with an exploding rock>instant massive manpower commitment to capturing the pilots>its right in your back yard so should be easy right?>America rocks up and establishes a base in your fucking back yard and starts slaughtering anyone that comes within a few miles of where the pilot is>AMERICA HAS A BASE ESTABLISHED WITHIN THE BORDERS OF YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY THANOS SNAP ANYONE THAT GETS ANYWHERE NEAR IT>lose a fuckload of potential future supreme replacements out in the desert>dont capture anyone>but at least discord trannies and fat blue haired gendirxirs on twitter got to pass around a picture of Taylor Kitsch claiming youd captured the pilot for a few hours>also it looks like Mohamed just got blown up and now youre the new Supreme Warmaster>fuck>the unhinged steak salesman is talking about bombing you next>fuck fuck fuck>Pakistan and China of all people tell you you can either become meaty confetti or you can do what youre told>the next guy in line as Supreme Replacement is Dharmoud the retired bacha bazi.>see the planes coming>why dont they care about your held-at-gunpoint human shields?>FUCK FUCK FUCK>reopen the strait>beg for ceasefire>bend the knee>BUT DONT WORRY>groyptoids and blue hairs and discord trannies are screaming taco on the internet>you have no idea what it means but hey you arent a pile of burnt meat>yet
The guests seem awfully upset for all this winning they have allegedly been doing.
What is the cope gonna be when no one remembers this conflict by midterms? Leftists act like they don't constantly abuse the fact that your average person operates by fotm.
>>532719594It was a parody morning show I was working on before I got moved onto days at walmart.
>>532719542>bombed the negotiators as they convened like he has a habit of doing>>532719576
>>532719433it's kinda funny seeing the gulf cucks trying to kick iran while it's down before running away to rejoin daddy. This ceasefire is shaky af
>>532719658And yet you still chickened out, tranny. LOL!
In six weeks of Trump's "special 24-hour op" to overthrow Iran:>Allowed Israel to cuck him in to a war (per Rubio)>Uses it as a convenient way to avoid his pedophilia in the Epstein files>15 *confirmed* dead Americans, over 290 wounded>Unknown numbers of Americans captured>Trump says dead Americans "Is the way it is" and "there will be more">US commander tells troops Trump was 'chosen by Jesus to unleash Iran Armageddon'>Every US base in the Middle East destroyed by Iran's airstrikes>Murdered over 150 Iranian schoolgirls>US reaper drones destroyed>US THAAD missiles exhausted>Recession>Allows transgendering children>Begs NATO to get involved>Strait of Hormuz closed>US gas prices skyrocketing>US refuelling plane destroyed, more casualties>Trump confirms the war is for gays "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings. We have to wipe out the evil">US F-35 destroyed>Deportations under Trump average 900 a day (300,000 a year), Obama deported 3.2 million>US national debt doubles under Trump, $39 trillion>Joe Kent resigns, refuses to be involved in an Israeli war>Trump cucks out and lifts sanctions on Iran oil>At least 16 US military aircraft destroyed, per Bloomberg >US troop morale rock bottom: "We do not want to die for Israel", per Huffpost>Dementia Trump pretending he's negotiating with Iran>Blatant evidence of Trump insider trading>US Patriot missiles destroy 3 US F-15s, friendly fire>US F-18 destroyed>Trump approval rating lowest of any president ever>Stock market loses over $1 trillion>Trump pulling back ICE agents massively>US F-15 destroyed>US Blackhawk destroyed>2 US A-10s destroyed>Highest number of USAF aircraft shot down within 24 hours since Vietnam>2 US F-16s destroyed>6 US helicopters destroyed>US Army Chief of Staff resigns, says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin.">Trump writes "praise be to Allah" on Easter Sunday>Trump chickens out again>Iran won>Two more weeks, goyim!
>>532719545So just play nice with anyone who has nukes?>>532719579That's not my definition of being a zionist
>>532719687/pedo tranny general/ needs to understand that nobody here needs Iran to win, we just need (((You))) to lose and exchanging over a dozen dead and hundreds of wounded Americans for the strait being opened when it was ALREADY open before Epstein Fury is a fucking loss lmao. You chickened out, tranny!
>>532719725>That's not my definition of being a zionistmaybe you should study what zionism is more then
>>532719062>They didn't cut the Internet cables to IndaI was hoping they'd at least accomplish that. What a worthless country.
>>532719725>So just play nice with anyone who has nukes?Just ones that are neurotic.
>>532719687Trump is giving into Iran's demands and you refuse to accept this, this is comical to me. You are a pathetic fucking faggot who cant admit reality. That is comical and I'm sorry you have to go through this.
>>532719212Imagine believing anything taco says
>>532719779>Trump is giving into Iran's demandssource?
>>532719664They’ll be screeching about the gestapo arresting their illegal voters outside of precincts as a violation of civil rights and that republicans only won by cheating
>as predicted by everyone on all sides, Trump did not commit a genocide, and instead was using strong words to bolster his position on a negotiation>shills madof course
>>532719212>we get the nuclear material>strait re-opens>missiles stop flying>jets stop bombingSeems like Trump got his victory conditions.
>>532719740>we
>>532719609sure pal, sure :D
>>532719725>So just play nice with anyone who has nukes?Depends on your definition of "playing nice" and whether or not you're OK with a nuclear winter
>>532719633You already tried that in 2020 remember? You even had your paki spam a passive agressive pasta about it everytime anything pro Trump got posted.It failed like everything you tried and you were forced to beg jannies to delete /ptg/ which also failed, lol.
>>532718221>that picYou know what could have saved them? Diversity.
>>532719355You do know arabs and jews are classified as "white" in muttmerica right?iranians too
>>532719688Either the ceasefire holds and we possibly get to negotiate for the time being while euroids lose their only source of complaint (strait being blocked). Or it collapses and then we bomb them to hell (they probably aren't taking the strait back either). Trump keeps putting us in win-win situations.
>>532717840>"In less than 40 days, one of our combatant commands… CENTCOM, using less than 10% of America's total combat power, dismantled one of the world's largest militaries," he continued. "The world's leading state sponsor of terrorism proved utterly incapable of defending itself, its people or its territory.Browns in fullllll cope mode. Russians in fulllll brown mode. Absolute brown.
>>532719809you lost and its funny (:
One reasonable compromise should be: that all the costs associated with this war for the Jews should only be charged to the taxpayers that voted for Trump
>>532719664pretty much, what I want to know is what is going to happen with Cuba noware they the ones in april bingo?
>>532719762There's nothing inherent to Zionism about building the third temple. Zionism was a initially a secular venture to find any land for Jews.
>>532719833>bawk bawk bawk b-b-bawkLol you chickened out, tranny!
>>532719355>hispanic whiteHahahahahah all mutts
>>532719628>t. IDF baby raper in America "on business"
>>532719846Fucking nigger commies trying to dominate every corner of the internet I will never hate them enough
>>532719740>I must frame this so you must agreelol. Anon, gas never went over Biden era highs, the US has wiped three "leadership" teams of Iran in 3 weeks, despite them making every attempt to hide, and soldiers take on risks.If you think that you're going to force a narrative, you're going to be butt-rashed before the end of the month.BTW anon, what's your thoughts on the Artemis mission? We've sent people faster and further than any country in history?
>>532719640they had anime before ww2
>>532719883we wipe our ass with 2.8 billion dollars
>>532719487>jews and mutts target civiliansNo.way!
Iran won, you lost tranny.
>>532719777Is there a line drawn anywhere where they're asking too much? At that point it just sounds like they're holding you hostage.
>>532719911>chicken noises is the new tacticIs this what you do when you can’t spam MIGA?
>>532718896>>532718883>>532718829the source is trump himself kek
Reminder that I am baking. Worry not and be just.
>>532719482do you know what happening as I'm typing this?
>>532719911>Lol you chickened out, tranny!
>>532719935See >>532719911
>>532719976Muffin
>>532719538>they also said that their first ayatollah wasn't blown to piecesMay we see?
>>532719961>>532718634
>>532719664they're coping about that already ITT lol. They spent all day yesterday saying that Trump striking iran would destroy the party and lose the midterms & get him impeached, and other delusional fantasies, while >we told them as always that nothing ever happens and two more weeks. One of them said "h-he burned through his political capital!" as a very funny cope.
>>532719901kek, keep telling yourself that
>>532720007here you go!
>>532719971>>532719990>t.
>>532719973Listen up liberal. Stop using trumps own words against our narrative.
Watching shills tell obvious lies hoping and praying someone more uninformed than they are will buy it will never not be hilarious. Their entire world view, their very existence, is predicated upon the propagation of pure lies and blatantly manipulated half truths. Not even the most brainwashed discord tranny could ever convince themselves that theyre the "good guys" when every word they say is knowingly in service to falsehood.They are fully aware that they are evil and they revel in it. Do not ever forget that they will lie, they will cheat and they will steal with shamelessness and then they will try to gloat about doing so. For the Lord has made your enemies arrogant, retarded and too blind to notice either.Look at them. Look at them and laugh at them. Theyre wrong about everything and always will be wrong about everything. Reality itself pisses on them and mocks their very existence.
>shills reduced to bawking like an elementary school childgood god>>532719929>>532719929>I will never hate them enoughIm pretty sure its impossible to do it.
>>532719844Helping them, specifically initiating this war with them.I don't like nuclear winter
>>532719883>>532719952The rich Trump voters don't pay taxes so it will all be taxed to the rest of the Trump voters
>>532720007Kinda hard to show chunks of someoneWould be a lot easier if he just stepped out on camera and showed he wasn't blown to shit kek
>>532719891All our "western" "allies" seem to be moving in line with the Russia they so hate to try to provide support to a dictatorship. But I think it isn't really delaying much. I'm sure if Cuba is still around once the Iran conflict ends, Trump will probably start working on military action in Cuba.
>>532720082>t.
>>532719999Well, when I think of an ICBM arsenal that can kill 4 billion people in under 35 minutes, which is about the time you get for recess every day, I think of school yard taunts as how those get created and controlled.You're a stinky booger eater, and your mom is sleeping with my uncle behind your dad's back.
>>532719973>We're thinking ofok!
>>532720145>pedophile fantasizes about talking to little kids onlineMany such cases!
>>532720048Kek you chickened out like taco
>>532719891Cuba will only get bombed if they try to host Chinese naval assets or attack the USA somehow, which they won't, because that would be stupid.
>>532719988What's happening as you're typing this>>532720044They were not religious
>>532720172>3/14That's weeks before he chickened out, tranny!
>>532720115the rich pay almost 100% of it, you're smoking some crack.
>>532720204>They were not religiousby your definition its impossible for trump to be a zionist because he isnt jewish
>>532720223:)
>>532720115>literally signed ‘mohamad’
>>532720276It's just some jeet, he literally is just copying and pasting his responses.
>532720115>dude rich trump votersRemind us who got donated the most by all the corporations and bilionaires? Which ideology is supported by all the richest people and corpos? Is it nationalism and faith or is it rainbow diversity and importing all the browns into the West.
>>532720260He's pro-Zionist since he supports the establishment of the Jewish state of Israel
>no you!----------How is the ATC rebuild? That's a serious problem.
>>532720115and the rich dems don't pay taxes either
I truly do believe we are able to return to an America filled with actually impressive men, men that are actually able to shape the world. I hope you all share this ideal as well. Until then, USA lost, Iran won. The manly thing to do is to wipe the blood off your chin and admit it, vow vengeance. I truly hope you people are capable of this.>~the first step is acceptance~
>>532720335that's what makes it so funny!
>>532720340Lmfao
>>532720204>What's happening as you're typing this>israel getting bombed>israel left out of ceasefire agreement>israel put between rock and hard place>israel is being distanced from America>israel is losingEvery action Trump does in the middle east gets israel bombed AND in a worse position politically than before, and youre angry?
>>532720115The only problem is this will probably cripple all the counties that voted for Trump>>532720245>>532720298
>>532720401>this ceasefire alone proves that all is lost and the US could be better if not for...You. Literally.
>>532720413Funny how the leftist media will use a bunch of fuckery like "independents" as a third of the total in every poll to make Republicans less numerous than they actually are. Yet when it comes to rich people, they are willing to be honest about them being the majority.
>532720413>no source>had to obscure with "family">dodged the questionTypical.
>JD Vance: "NO BLACKPILLING"https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2041869750230290883?s=20
>bumpslaves abandon thread to furiously refresh the catalog
>>532717840Trump lost this war in every possible way – morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally and strategically,The renowned war historian, who is particularly known for his work on the Holocaust and authoritarianism, thus delivers a crushing verdict on Trump's actions in Iran.Serious accusationsSnyder goes far in his criticism and highlights the 1948 Genocide Convention in his analysis after the US president said on Tuesday that "an entire civilization will die tonight."https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/xrrxGB/kritiserer-trump-tapte-krigen-paa-alle-mulige-maater?utm_source=vgfront&utm_content=hovedlopet_row2_pos1&utm_medium=dre-69d645e95974211ddf80b2e5
>>532717840kekI bet they did, how many more men do you need to see vaporized?
>>532720007while Im searching directly (he was the first to die after all) from their official sources lying here is one brown person repeating one of their propaganda photos
I love Kari
>>532717840>no strategic objectives accomplished>”we won, GOY”The absolute state of Zog
>>532719300Al Aqsa mosque obviously
>>532720471I wasn't angry. I was just asking why you guys support Trump, and then I explained that I don't support him because he's Pro-Zionist and helps Israel. Now you're saying that Israel is in a worse position than before, but is that due to incompetence or planning? He started this at the behest of Israel to begin with
>>532719280Getting Iran to bend the knee is a win. Blowing up browns is a win. So there weren't many outcomes I was worried about
>>532720557its a complete and total embarrassment on the global stage and you fucking faggots just sucking trumps cock everyday over it has to stop for the humiliation the end please anons please im fucking begging (YOU) to stop sucking trumps cock on everything, PLEASE! thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>532720684>just to fail to get the first post anyway
>>532720774>p-please stop supporting Trump, damn it!
>>532720702>known for his work on the Holocaust and authoritarianismHow many cookies?>his anal...yeah, you must have slipped and typed too many letters there.80% of Iran's industrial base was hit in the last 4 weeks. They have no undamaged shahed production facilities, and it's unclear who is in charge there.That place is just getting started.
>>532720030Gm :3>>532719830
>532720774>still cant help but to show his true colourkek
>>532720740Eyeatoola status?
>>532720663>t-t-that doesn't countUh oh, it's chickening out again!
>>532718094>fire all the generals sensibly calling your military leadership retarded, because America must be STRONK for jewishchristmasvalue. >President goes over your head and cucks out anywayHas there ever been a more pathetic individual as SecDef/SecWar, than Kegbreath?
>>532720774>how to expose being brownamazing. I literally never thought I'd be able to filter by text, but the brown in you is undeniable. Can you pass any of those vagine and boob images you scammed up in 2022?
>>532719664The economic implications of this conflict will lingering well past the midterms. Regardless of anything else, having to pay $5 a gallon for gas will cost the GOP the midterms. The only one coping here is you.
>>532720702>No he is literally Hitler because he made a deal and didn't strike anything We are in the phase of leftists cozying up to Hitler now because they don't speak the language he said mean words in. And as goes leftist dogma, words hurt more than actions.
>>532720843
>>532720740You got bombed by Ecuador HAHAHAHAHA
>>532720843am i gonna have to post my blue eyes next anon???
>>532720922>>532720922>>532720922New thread>>532720922>>532720922>>532720922Go now
I cant quit laughing at the shills frantically screaming taco and insisting we lost. Its so fucking funny watching retarded clowns deny reality and desperately trying to hold off yet another melty.
>>532720857> They have no undamaged shahed production facilities,you are aware there is footage of drone factories deep under the mountain right? same mountain tunnels you were unable to destroy the past months.
>>532720843unironically what is the point of the fuentes/doomer right these days? Whatever chance they had at gaining influence politically blew up when Fuentes decided to support Harris for some mental gymnastics reason, their ideology makes no sense, they're mostly browns screaming about how they need genocide of non whites without any irony. Is it just some kind of masochistic thing where they're hoping to annoy white people into killing them?
>>532719779They're shills and retards in PTG thread. Why expect anything different
>>532719251yeah his china tariffs policy isnt going to be set by what china sells iran
>>532720943I already posted my hand earlier, good job showing off your actual nigger level comp ree hen shun skills.(I wrote it like that so you can sound it out)
>>532721028>PTG
>>532719569>>532719918It's a thumbnail you dumb niggers, it says "Non-Hispanic Whites". The US government has two demographic categories: "Whites" and "Non-Hispanic Whites". "Hispanic White" is not a category in government/census statistics>>532719870Middle Easterners are 1.5% of the US population, jews are 2.5%. Both groups have much lower birthrates than Non-Hispanic Whites.
>>532719601>The so-called ceasefire is barely holding—hanging by a thread, if it’s even there at all.the ceasefire was america doesnt bomb iran because the american military was going to refuse to target civilian infrastructure and jd vance needed a way out. without the american bombers, the region still has its countries and they have their reasons to hit each other
>>532719408>Brown_cope_image_9001.jpeg
>>532721199>>532721348Lmaoing at the cope
>>532719640>Christianism.>Prostitutive women.its sad these are tied together>surrender only happened to not be split upjapan could have been better off with hokkaido as a soviet satellite, but reunification in the 90's could have led to a merkel figure
