TRUMP CAN'T STOP WINNINGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532733594pic related will never not be relevant
Would you buy this chart?
>>532733594>TRUMP CAN'T STOP WINNINGtrump is a pussy, first he's barking like a lil dog that he wants to destroy a whole race and now he licks their boots. total cuck. pathetic
It's already falling apart since Bibi threatened Kikenald again
>Iran controls hormuz>all US bases and platforms in the gulf destroyed>Stops US aggression>Iran now a regional power>jews kvetching hard>WE WONlol miggers
>>532733972this is just purely false
>>532733594>Trump bent the knee ! >what a win !
>>532733594>TEMPORARY ceasefire causes markets to upYou Don't fucking say, sherlock
>>532733861>call americans pigs>surprised when picrel>"I WON"
>>532733972>hormuz open (with impotent irannies making cute threats over radio)>blowing up empty bases when your enemy can still bomb you from elsewhere is not the win you think it is my guy>funny/retarded that you are implying it'll be permanent>Iran is several bombings away from having absolutely no power LMAO>nearly losing your entire country to btfo israelbrown pedophiles were never smart
>>532735546Does this happen often in your imagination?
>>532735546>tf>brown>pedophileskek
Wow cheap oil. I cant wait
>>532733594markets dont matter anymore. miggers must hang. israelis must hang
>>532733594https://ijr.com/iran-reportedly-shutters-strait-of-hormuz-again-after-accusing-israel-of-ceasefire-violations/It won’t last thanks to Israel, Jews aren’t letting us pull out of this
why do the markets keep falling for it?
>>532733594MIGA hat back on!!!Let's goooooo PEDES!!!!!
>>532735546It’s not open anymore
>>532735546>hormuz open (with impotent irannies making cute threats over radio)All they need to do to maintain control. All Trump has done is truck the paper energy traders for a few days, but real-world supplies are running out it's going to hit the fan hard and the strait remains closed except as Iran selectively decides.
>>532735835>>532735871https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:58.5/centery:25.7/zoom:7Looks open to me.
>>532733594why is the market so robotic?is the reliability of the situation not considered?
>>532735807Sincerely think almost all trading is done by AI now. They parse the headline "deal done, strait open" and trade down not having the intuition to know that nothing actually happened it's just another taco.
>>532733771for a dollar maybe
Uh maga trannys, how do we spin this? They are making our Jewish masters look bad! https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/08/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-ceasefire?post-id=cmnpz1808000w3b6qru70tqrp> Strait of Hormuz: Iran stopped oil tanker traffic through the crucial waterway after Israel attacked Lebanon, semi-official news agency Fars reported. According to Fars, just two oil tankers had crossed the strait since the ceasefire came into effect.
>>532735960Huh? No change from the past couple weeks: selected ships (entirely at Iran's digression) sailing only through the Iranian proscribed lanes through their territory, paying whatever fee Iran demands, and ultimately amounting to only a token amount compared to the hundreds of ships which would normally transit do keep world energy prices stable.
>>532733594SURRENDER GAS FOR EVERYBODY
>>532733972Don't forget, Iran now gets a $2m tip from every ship, and I'm sure this have zero impact on global prices of goods :)
>>532733972>>532735871>>532734884Brown cope
>>532736367If you think this is actually a thing you’re a fucking retard.
>>532733594>oil prices plungethey went up 40% at the distributor in a few daysSurely they'll go down exactly the same, right guys? It wont' take months, because petroleum companies are normal honest companies
>>532733594>Trump cant stop winning>solving problems he caused that didn't exist before is winning
>>532736375Tell us, what has changed in reality except the US unilaterally stoped bombing (and made Israel do the same). What did the US received in return? I sincerely don't get it.
>>532733594The stocks go down and go high each time something happens. They are irrelevant to know the state of the economy most of the times. Specially in cases like this where they are clearly reacting to things that happen week by week. If the stocks were falling for a long period of time and not in a scenario like this where we clearly know it's because of the blocking of the strait, then it could be relevant. If in a couple of days the attacks start again the stocks will go down again.
more market manipulation bs.
>>532736226>cnnIt spins itself.>>532736241>(entirely at Iran's digression)Proof?>No change from the past couple weeks:>sailing only through the Iranian proscribed lanesThere is no "proscribed lanes". There are mines still out in the waters so ships have to take a specific route. Unless Iran wants to to become isolated from the rest of the world, all they can do is impotently threaten ships with what little navy they have left if they have anything at all.
>>532736463>chatgptOpinion discarded
>>532734756Iran still controls Hormuz, will extract tolls from all passage, and still has more than enough uranium at 60% enrichment to create a nuke. The fuck did we actually accomplish?
>>532736598>solving problems he causedlmao Iranians were bombing everyone and killing their civilians well before US got involved. But ultimately they shouldn't have broken treaties (yet again).
>>532733594> Trump makes a huge mess of the world > Mess begins to clear up > TRUMP WINS!
lol uhhhh so this is awkward
>>532733594Another war down for the peace president! How many is that now? 8?
>>532736873>trump takes out your entire navy and air force>but you knock down a couple of his planes and capture 0 personnel>"WE ARE WINNING"
>>532733594>cause problem>it's temporarily alleviated>TRUMP WINS HAHAHAHAHAHA>wait why isn't his approval recovering>oh wait it's because he caused the problem to begin with Just kidding, the last two lines are too self-aware for a migger
>>532733594>he won the rich will be getting richer
TOTAL MIGGER DEATH
>>532736947>sandNIGGERS too niggery to hold up their end of bargains>BraPP Day is still on the table
>>532737013Nothing was accomplished by this war. In fact Iran emerges stronger than before. And will continue to attack Israel and if the US tries to intervene the strait is closed again. All we did was strengthen Iran's position.
>>532737066California is turning red btw.>inb4You don't understand how selection for midterm candidates work, do you?
>>532736617They're kabbalistic jews denying reality in an attempt to change it
>>532737227>It was real in my mindMeanwhile, back in reality
>>532737263>This is how painfully deluded MIGA is
>>532733594>may future contract Meanwhile this the real spot price.
>>532733594Based
>>532733594so another fake deal to make the jewish markets look good while the insider kikes prepare their longs/shorts (again) to absolutely rape retail investors. all of this pain because banker jews blackmailed to-be (((leaders))) with child rape. AND THEY ARE STILL PROFITING OFF OF IT.“This is the way the Jew makes money. Let the goyim deal in the real world.”
>>532737263>Thinks cali is turning red>Every red district in the country, mixed with even texas had huge pushes for demsYour rubber room is readyI know youre just pretending to be retarded though, which is the same thing as being retarded and I say we should kill every retardTotal migger death
>>532737404Okay where's the attack then? Didn't happen. Because Iran controls the strait. And will continue to do so. And they will continue to attack Israel.
>>532737227>Nothing was accomplished by this war.Iran doesn't have nukes again. Once the IRGC and their ilk goes extinct, they won't need to build nukes.>In fact Iran emerges stronger than before.With what navy? With what air force? And soon: With what electricity and logistics? lol>And will continue to attack IsraelDo you realize how much nobody cares?>the strait is closed againThe bombings will continue until the IRGC is neutralized or dead.>>532737418Because you are a coping retard, let me explain. California's midterm selection race only allows two candidates on the ballot. The top two candidates get these spots. The two leading candidates in midterm selection (not the actual race) right now are Republicans. If they win selection, California has a choice between two Republicans. Therefore, California turns red.>>532737566>Because Iran controls the strait.Proof?
>>532737807Cope with your feelings more faggot, all you do is look patheticTotal migger death
>Live updates: Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, per Iranian state mediawhat a shock
>>532737807>Iran doesn't have nukes again. Once the IRGC and their ilk goes extinct, they won't need to build nukes.Yeah? How do you imagine what we've done makes the IRGC go extinct?
>>532736842we destroyed their military. Also Iran is apparently in talks to SHARE the fees. They're folding.
>>532737870>literally no counter-argument>projectionI accept your concession, retard.
>>532733718nvm
>>532737915Because when you remove logistics and energy in this day and age, countries die. Especially if said country is a desert.
>>532737964Listen here you fucking cuntGarbage like you has ruined my fucking countryDieYou are so fucking retarded that you support an admin that cant even take over IranFuck you faggot, youre the worst of this country and will continue to be cut off foreverAll you do is go "MUH FEELINGS" and you think thats an argument?Grow up, you fucking pussyShit like you deserves to be thrown out, grow the fuck up you fucking faggot
>>532737984Nice MSpaint project buddy.
>>532733594Sorry guys pool closed for maintenance
>>532738110>Garbage like you has ruined my fucking countryCountry doesn't belong to you, pinko. Not reading the rest of your impotent seething.
>>532738304You're losing, incelKeep defending pedophiles you fucking piece of shit
>>532736842Their centrifuges were destroyed. They were put back like 25 years. No more nukies for iran. It was insane to allow them to enrich uranium to begin with. They can just buy 3% enriched uranium if they want nuclear power. They only have 1 nuclear power plant anyway. Obama was a mad lad for making that deal.
>>532736375Kike cope (this is obvious)
>>532737927>we destroyed their militaryNot really. They've still got more than enough missiles to kill a ton people and destroy a lot of valuable stuff. That IS their military. It's called asymmetric war. Iran has little use for all that much more than missiles and shaheds. Its geography does the rest. >>532738106Did we "remove logistics and energy," though? Last night, it sounded like Trump was threatening to do that. I'm sure we've damaged a lot because, well, we're apparently just fucking evil like that, and Iran is in for tough times. There are few indications that Iran can't survive. You're making that part up.
>>532738364Buddy, I don't know if you are aware but Islam allows child brides as young as 9, though I doubt it stops them from fucking younger children since they treat their women like meatbags. And you are defending it.I am voting Marco Rubio in 2028 so America comes closer to legalizing the murder of communists. See you then.
>>532738468>Their centrifuges were destroyed.Source?
>>532738611Who the fuck is defending islamRubio?You are a pedoDieYou deserve to be fucking killed
>>532733594>put everything back to how it was or slightly worse>WE WON BIGLYHow many times will miggers fall for this
>>532738621>source?Look it up.Im not wasting my time on some plebbitor that is never satisfied with anything because all you want to do is argue and waste people's time. Later!
>>532738582>completely ignoring all discourse last nightI love the sound of goalposts scraping across the grass.
>>532733861Cope and seethe faggot
>>532738621https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StuxnetHere you go you undereducated faggot
>>532738694>Who the fuck is defending islam>Rubio?>You are a pedo>Die>You deserve to be fucking killedSir, stop projecting.
>>532739080Just get fucking killed you dishonest faggotGet murderedKill yourselfYou dont deserve life, just fucking die. You're the reason why libs have been arming
>>532733594I've been in a coma for 2 months. what happened to the oil prices in the first place?
>libs armingI'm not afraid of effeminate bottoms with a 6" shot group at 25ft.
>>532738807It is funny
>>532739326>With or without gang vio-ACCCCKKK
>gangI'm not afraid of niggers with a 6' shot group at 25 ft.
>>532739566Stay scared FAGGOT LOL
>>532737010Rent free
>>532733594god is a child raping kikethere is no omnipotencejesus christ is a liar and we are all our own godswho the fuck would worship a shit on the floor.
>>532739727>who the fuck would worship a shit on the floorIndians
>>532737482Norbert
>>532737566Fuck israel
>>532734884A pinch of humility isn't a bad trait in a world leader
>>532738110>listen hereMom is that you ?
>>532733594Who are the people that actually sell when news like this come? It's obvious it won't last and yet people with money act rashly. How did people like that get any money to begin with?
>>532738158https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-04-08-2026lol dumb faggot.
>>532738468>mad ladYou spelled nigger wrong
>532739666>said the increasingly suicidal brown pedophile
>>532738611Women are meatbags
>>532736852Ah yes, the well known Iran sampson option, the entire region was bombed before Trump went in
>>532738807sideways eight times
>>532740172>literally no details
>>532737566>The attack didn't magically happen because something about shooting rockets at trade ships on the straightOh I see, an average reddit touristI'm sorry that happened to you
>>532736463Hey anon, if you go to the market to sell apples, and you now have to pay a $100 toll, are you going to just sit there and eat those profits?
>>532733594
>>532737927The pool is still closed and they're still at war with the oil producing states.There is no 'ceasefire', not even a 5 minute one.
>>532737180Orange and white from spray tan and kike jizz, looking like a bloated piece of fruit stripe gum, senile and defeated. Sad. Many such cases.
>>532733594So this was all just a way for jews to make more money on futures trading?
>>532741456Unironically, yes. It's common knowledge that Trump's son bought millions in oil stock two days prior to the unannounced attack that started the war.
>>532741323Enough about your fetishes, though.
>>532735546>several bombings away from having absolutely no powerwhat, they're using 20k suicide drones to decemate anything within range.
>>532738468>Obama was a mad lad for making that deal.Obama actually wanted Israel nuked!
>>532742905And how will they be able to guide them when their equipment can't turn on?>uh they'll just use their oilAnd how are they going to refine the oil when their equipment can't turn on?
>>532742716It's more like watching a train intentionally derailed and the conductor going on about how he speedran the cargo delivery. You can't look away, but the retardation makes you cringe.
>>532743320What's cringe is having to come up with a new power fantasy every day to keep yourself sane.
>>532739727>jesus christ is a liarHe probably wasn't himself a big liar. The authors of the bible just made some marketing decisions to beef up his story (a lot).
>>532740172Fake news.
>>532739006>17 years ago
>>532736367>Iran now gets a $2m >now
>>532743457You mean like your kike puppet in chief does, minus the sanity part?
>>532733594It's over again.Israel just couldn't couldn't stop bombing lebanon.
>>532745391Projection is also cringe.
Strait is still closed.
>>532746402I agree, anon.
