[BREAKING] Ceasefire collapses after just 15 hours!!! Iran re-closes the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli strikes on Lebanon!!!
>>532735670Good, should have never even pretended to make a deal with backstabbing Israelis and mutt zogbots.
BASED. STRAIT'S CLOSED NIGGERS.
Trump is buying more time for US troops to build up for the impending invasion. Iran is buying time to build up their defenses. Iran wants to deliver a knock out blow that will give US a bloody noose and surrender.
>>532735670US were just using the ceasefire bullshit to try to smuggle in marines on the USS Boxer and Navy SEALs on the USS Georgia.Be sure to slap UAE a few times for trying to deploy their gay French faggot ass fighter jets.
>>532735917The cope is thick with migapedos today, as always.
>>532735670Now Trump has an excuse to save face, nuke Iran, and not lose the war
What if we just feed Israel to Iran and call it square, can we just do that?
>>532735670>ceasefire>no more bombing lebanon>yids big mad>yids bomb beirut 100 times in 10 minutestop kekbest ally
>>532735865The strait isn't blockaded. It's "closed" in the sense that any ship going through it will be targeted from the shore by Iran's missile and drone launchers. The fact is, they can't actually guarantee no ships get through the strait. But nobody wants to risk being unlucky enough to be caught out by an Irani missile. Just the threat of killing any civilian who enters the Strait is enough to deter most people. Only somebody really desperate would try to sneak through.
>>532735670jews just can't help themselves
>>532735670It's not really closed in the sense of a military controlling itit's closed in the sense that no one wants to deal with dirty muzzrat pirates and it's simply not worth it
>>532735670middle east/israeli ceasefires are worthless and retarded. nuke themall. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gujPXF1WLKI&ra=m
And yet crude oil is still falling. You lost, tranny.
>>532736201I've tried explaining this but they simply lack the brains to grasp it. Civilians would rather sit and wait for the conflict to stop than to risk the ship and everyone on board. It doesn't matter that Iran likely couldn't even sink half the ships that sailed the Strait, even 10% would be too much risk for civilians, so they simply wait.
>>532735893China, Russia, Pakistan. They could give Iran nukes if they wanted to. Because Israel has nukes.
>>532736201gonna cry?
>>532736162What do you think a blockade is you fucking retard... They need to put a rope across it that says closed? Jesus fucking Christ
>>532735893There won't be an invasion.
>>532735670/pig/bros we are SO back
>>532735670Kek goyim really thought the kikes were just going to let you leave?
>>532735670Why is there confusion as to whether Lebanon is covered by the ceasefire or not? The mediator, Pakistan, says they are. What kind of bullshit is Israel pulling?
ZOG battle plan is gonna be pic related.>take all the outer islands>move forces in though the Iraqi-Khuzestan province up to Dezful>from Dezful, move to Khorramabad to Bourujerd to Arak to Qoom and Saveh>from there, double pincer around Tehran and Battle of Berlin 2.0
>>532736308A blockade is formed with ships, and actually interdicts any traffic trying to pass it. Iran has no way to interdict traffic, and doesn't have any real military control over the strait. They are simply threatening traffic from the shoreline. That isn't a blockade. It's piracy.
>>532736272They should probably get on that sooner than later.
>>532736378Typical kike antics
MIGA is nonnegotiable
>>532736398So the ships create an unbroken wall across the ocean....? Or do they use their weapons and not their mass to deny entry you dumb fucking nigger?
Oh no who could've seen JEWS doing this? Unprecedented
>>532735670Greatest ally BTW
>>532736392> Nigger spic army with brainwashed dullards that worship jews seeking their destruction will pull off a European war strategy.Fat chance Sanjay
>>532735670Lmfao can't wait for the extra dose of copium from magatard miggers (retarded niggers)
>>532736398Piracy is what needs ships to interdict traffic, retard. What are they looting by threatening to sink tankers to the bottom of the sea?
kek this decade is going to end with the entire world absolute despising israel
>>532736095Too antisemitic anon
Strait was never fully closed or open. Iran's continues as before to let its own products through (obviously) and does ad hoc deals with countries and shippers fo build good will: Iran doesn't want to be blamed for this energy crisis wands everyone to blame the US and Israel, so letting through an Indian or Japanese or Brazilian or whatever tanker every once in a while builds diplomatic good will but does little to change the marker fundamentals that buffers are all running out energy has to moon soon to balancs supply.
>>532735893nice headcanon
>>532737003Wow. Here's Petey Pedantic to tell everyone what they already know.
>>532737003Goodwill is one word, nevermind the rest of your post. Go back to class Sukdeep
>>532735670Now I hope Trump scolds Israel.
>>532736398> if the weapons are attached to ships it's a blockade, if the weapons come from shore it doesn't count, even if it functionally does the exact same thingI agree with you, in the sense that the word blockade means ships, and I think that's what your arguing about, but if not you truly need to touch grass
>>532736201wait, you mean iran didn't move giant piles of dirt and physically close the strait? omg wow I did not realize
>>532736272>They could give Iran nukes if they wanted toYes, but the winning strategy is to do absolutely nothing to help your allies.
Iran says:>this button closes HormozIsrael pushed the button.Nobody is surprised except maybe Trump because he only experiences the world through the jewish whispers in his ear.
Good move by Iran. They have to. establish the precedent that every time Israel has a spergs out they simply close the strait.
>>532735670Kikes are literal scorpions. You can’t show your back to them or they’ll shoot.They really seriously need dealing with.
>>532739934>every time Israel has a spergs out they simply close the strait.>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M BETTER AND MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU GOYIM. >IT'S LIKE ANNUDA FUCKIN' SHOAH!!!!!!!!!
>>532736271being expendable is a job where Indians truly shine. they should be commandeering these ships
>>532735917>>532735893They just wanted one last pump and dump in the stock market. If I was a betting man I bet Barron made another 300 million from daddy's fumble.
>>532735670how long before trump realises israel is and always has been the problem
>>532736398>not being on grass is what makes a blockade different from piracy
Based based based accelerate!!!!!!!
There will never be an invasion, and all of this will play precisely long enough for everyone to forget about epstein
>>532735670Can we just PLEASE nuke Israel???
fuck yeah, were so back.
>>532735670Simply no point in trusting Israel or the US on anything.
>>532735670This is why I put gas in my tank last night instead of waiting for today's "price drop" If at any point someone tells you that peace is made, do not believe them.
>>532736201okay, and? it's still closed and they can keep it closed forever
>>532740668>how long before trump realises israel is and always has been the problemFun fact! Did you know that Julius Caesar was murdered by a group of over 40 Roman senators not ordinary citizens? Kinda crazy what a bunch of senators might do when a member of their inner circle doesn't align with their views! Just a fun fact.
>>532735670Fuckass digits will prove that absolutely nothing will happen
>>532736487>So the ships create an unbroken wall across the oceanit is a wall in the sense that if you try to pass it you will be stopped, if it were possible to actually wall it off they would you stupid twig
>>532735670Has anyone actually asked the Revolutionary Guards if they care about what the suits agree on?
>>532735670
>>532743568>U.S. has violated ceasefire agreement, Iran parliamentary speaker says>https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/08/ceasefire-iran-war-lebanon.html
>>532735670Israel never consented to a ceasefire
>>532735670Classic stitch-up
>>532735670I'm glad Israel is so dedicated to its own destruction
>>532735670Death to Israel. Death to MIGGERS.
>>532735670I'm loaded up on puts, I'm predicting full scale bombing and a crash by Friday.
Watch Israel start bombing Iran again now. I'm so sick of these sand wars, bros.
>>532735670>>532735670>Iran re-closes the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli strikes on Lebanon!This shit makes my dick hard!!!
>>532740564There's a decent minimum IQ requirement to operate most machinery made after the 1800s. The 21st century is starting to be too complex for the bottom of the barrel subhumans. That's why the billionaires are building bunkers because they can see the writing on the wall.
>>532735893correct. Trump is a modern day chamberlainHe bought peace for 15 critical hours. Now his churchill alterego takes the lectern.
