Previous: >>532749647Day: 1 of the 14-day ceasefire™ periodDay: 40 of the Special Military Operation™▶RECENT:>An oil tanker attempting to cross the Strait of Hormuz has just been turned around and is heading back to the Persian Gulf.>Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, which was partially open for around 10 minutes this morning, until further notice due to Israel’s attack on Lebanon – Fars>Iran is preparing a military response to the Israeli aggression carried out in Lebanon – Fars>Trump confidant Mark Levin is currently on air with a shaking voice crashing out over the ceasefire with Iran. https://files.catbox.moe/pu9fh1.mp4>Associated Press reports that Iran and Oman will charge tolls for all ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz as part of the two-week ceasefire plan.>Reports of direct impacts in Be'er Sheva and Tel Aviv, according to Israeli media.>The U.S. negotiation team will consist of Vice President JD Vance and the two previous envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.>Iran says the US has agreed to its 10 point peace plan, which includes total Iranian control over the Strait and US troops withdrawing from the Middle East.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Russia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 ▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>wake up from nap>Iran still hasn't done the thingugh.
TKD
its OVER for china
Fuck you mutts, you were supposed to be the good guys.
>>532752586yes threatening the catholic church and the pope is a big deal
I WANNA FUCK AN ANNA IN THE ASS
At this very minute, what are they talking about?
>>532751821It literally worked, no one can argue that the US is really psychologically capable of invading a Middle Eastern country. Partly because of advances in tech yes, but also because their will to fight and take casualties was utterly destroyed by the demoralising disasters of Iraq and Afghanistan.
>>532752561>heckin drumpf amirite sisterswow so true, how brave
>>532752718Trump only receives order from Netanyahu they do not have conversations.
>>532752678In theory it sounds like a big deal, but in practice? Doesn't seem like the catholic church gets much respect from the people Trump cares about
>>532752727Fuck you nigger. Him and his entire family should be shot to death for what they've done to this country.
>>532752473Evangeloids be like>those dirty filthy Romanists, believing in Christ but disagreeing on the mechanism of justification, may they rot in hell>oh hey our fellow brotherly jews, you may believe Christ is burning in hell in a pot of boiling excrement but you're our God-chosen religious brothers we love you
>tacod via pakistan>deal included lebanon now doesnt>'don't know what you're talking about'>reeeee look iran are breaking the deal, it's not my fault
>>532752678the catholic church is LITERALLY trying to flood the west with immigrants many of the muslims, im sure trump is just being a zogbot but it has to be said the catholic church is no friend of the west.
the vatican story is fucking insane if real
>>532752678Trump just speedrunning the "piss off literally everyone" challenge.I am starting to wonder what his hardcore supporters political compass actually looks like, because it appears to be a pure cult of personality with zero room for alternate interests.
>>532752640This cunt is crashing out harder than MH 270. I have never seen doom posting like this before.
>>532752678Trump was praising allah on Easter morning too. Did Trump convert and become the second Muslim us president?
>>532752766ben gvir is larping as bibi
>>532752796No one cares that you're mad zoomer. Maybe if you freaks weren't so fucking insane people would take you seriously.
Is it even possible to make a deal with Iran?I mean it’s completely decentralized now I don’t think all the warlords or generals or whatever even listen to the new guys who are theoretically in charge
>>532752718isnt Trump still with Rutte?
>>532752825>Better collaborate or I'll knock that weird hat right off your head
>>532752640literally who?
>>532595811THE TWILIGHT OF AMERICA'S SKY KNIGHTS>Fighter jets are an anachronism> The United States, long used to proclaiming itself the greatest military power mankind has ever seen, just rode out to crush the Islamic Republic of Iran. Almost everyone expected this war to be a quick affair too, for more or less the same reasons as the knights did in 1420. In our age, it is the professional pilot, flying a $100 million fighter, who represents the gold standard of military accounting.>Having been sanctioned into the ground for 40 years, with almost no international allies, Iran could never hope to field much of an air force even if it wanted to. By dint of necessity and desperation, Iran’s weapons in this war are cheap and mass-produced, mostly made domestically. Yet they still bite; over the weekend, the country’s “non-existent” defenses shot down an American jet, triggering a huge rescue operation and even more losses.>The technology that allows you to stream movies on your iPhone can also be used to provide extremely accurate terminal guidance to an inexpensive suicide drone; strap a grenade to a Chinese toy drone and it becomes a nightmarish anti-infantry weapon. In the Seventies, the ability to precisely target American airbases from the air was something out of reach for many states. Today, an Iranian Shahed-136 can be bought at a significantly lower price than a 2026 Honda Accord, allowing any middle-class family to theoretically afford top-shelf precision airpower. Just recently, one such drone was used to totally destroy an American E-3 sentry aircraft on the runway, a plane that America doesn’t produce anymore but cost hundreds of millions of dollars when it did.>the same challenges that long afflicted America’s small-arms manufacturing sector are now impacting its fighter planes. For instance, the Air Force recently looted an aging KC-135 from the junkyard, and may now bring it back into service. https://archive.md/2eQcz
>>532752845He's jewish
>>532752870>Is it even possible to make a deal with Iran?I think so. We were supposedly close until Israel subverted it (again) and killed the fucking Ayatollah. We were supposedly making progress on the enrichment too.
>You wouldn't like me when I'm angry>zognald smash
>>532752870>I mean it’s completely decentralized now I don’t think all the warlords or generals or whatever even listen to the new guys who are theoretically in chargeit took some lag time but they eventually stopped firing
>>532752959hahaha
>>532752870That's not the issue at all, and there's literally zero proof that Iran's chain of command has been degraded like that
>>532752548hormussy status?
>>532752561I'm okay with that. I'm a simple man: Fuck Israel. Fuck England, Fuck Protestantism, Fuck occultism, Fuck New Age, Fuck Hindus and Fuck Free Masonry.CHRIST IS KING
>>532752870Its not possible to achieve any deal that does not meet Iranian objectives because noone who is willing to compromise on those objectives will be able to exert authority.Ironically if old Khamenei was still in charge, a ceasfire would have been reached about 10 days in.
What is vid rel thinking right now?
>>532752825QRD?
Good night my niggas , do you think Iran will bomb tonight should I sleep in the shelter or not?, thanks.
I can’t wait to read trumps next tweet! What a leader that guy is! He’s such a good leader, we’re all thinking it. I just said it but we’re all thinking it
>>532752676YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD GUYS YOU PRICKS
>>532752676Kek, you are too young it shows
>>532753050
God please Macron please i'll join your dogshit party if you have the balls to send our army to defend Beirut and piss off israelI swear to god you've talked about saving them a million times, have some balls and do it
>>532752825We killed the Shi’a equivalent of pope to start this war, what makes you think us pushing the real pope around a bit is so implausible?
>>532752803i'll have to disagree
>>532752790>Doesn't seem like the catholic church gets much respect from the people Trump cares aboutjews and sketchy grifting evangelicals
>>532752825What's the story?
>>532752548https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/pranksters-dressed-hitler-trick-reza-pahlavi-believing-germany-ready-bomb-iranhttps://www.ndtv.com/world-news/iran-israel-war-exiled-iran-prince-reza-pahlavi-falls-for-russian-prankster-dressed-as-hitler-in-fake-call-11177017Came across this story about the Reza Pahlavi, the Iran ex-prince that some people are pushing to act as a transitional leader for Iran.They got pranked into doing a virtual meeting with a supposed representative of germany. The representative was dressed like hitler and called himself Adolf. The ex-prince only realised it was a scam 5-10 mins in.This stupidity is utterly damning of both him and the conception that he could be a leader of any country let alone a troubled, disturbed one cobbling together a democracy.I'm disappointed that the media didn't cover this more.
>>532753114i say go the bunker and whatever happens, happens
>>532752870>Is it even possible to make a deal with Iran?easypost "i surrender unconditionally to the islamic republic of iran " on twitter and it's doneinsta-peace
>>532753204US pressured the vatican to not say anything bad about the war
>>532753088>I will reforge Andúril and retake my kingdom
>>532753088This nigga doesn't look real.He looks like a hairless muppet for fucks sake.
>>532752855I'm not a zoomer. You're the same subhuman fucking nigger every time. If I could kill you in person I wouldn't hesitate.
>>532753189there are no shias in the US admin but there are catholics. vance and rubio killing their own religious leader is absurd.
>>532752825it was obvious it would happen when they elected an american pope
US agreeing to a "ceasefire" with Iran where Iran is still allowed to shoot at Israel as much as they want might actually be the funniest possible outcome of all this.
>>532753067Oh, and FUCK MORMONS TOO of course.
iran still trying to look like the reasonable ones while israelis and americans flatten beirut. it is unbelievable.
Another Israeli drone downed in South Iran
>>532752907australian zigger, xitter nobody
>>532753259What are they thinking? The Vatican is the only international player that does not fear the US at all
>>532753288
>>532753288did he have a rhinoplasty to compensate for his tiny penis?
>>532753191>picMan I hate egyptian arabic
>>532753067>CHRIST IS KINGChristcucks are /ptg/ mate, get out
>>532752640Least retarded cirnosad take, I can't believe this manic schizophrenic has any followers.
>>532753415350 million left in North America.
It's amazing tgat diplomatically Trump can simultaneously be Hitler and Chamberlain.
>>532753372U.S. attacks on Iran already restarted as well, there is no ceasefire, there never was. It was fiction promulgated to get Trump out of his insane threat.
>>532752676>>532753124YOU BETRAYED YOUR FATE FOR THESE?YOU FORCE THE WORLD TO SIDE WITH 25 HOUR WORKDAY BUG CHINKS AND LIVELEAK RUSNIGGERS FOR THESE?
>>532753189CIA has a history with the Vaticanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Courtney_Murray
>>532752676>the good guyshere is a single redpillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtTqtla3Jzk
>>532753407Iran has so much senseless faith in a modernist, rules-based world order when time and time again America proves it doesn't give a fuck. Even after their political ruling class got assassinate by America and Israel they're still trying to prove to the world that good manners and rules are important to follow.
>>532753407Iranians are nothing if not moralfags, but people on the street in Tehran are apparently demanding retaliation for Israel's latest massacre
>>532753259He really wants to secure that anti-christ sit in the big book ehNow I understand the pedo thing, I bet it was a crucial requirement for the position.
>JUST IN - Trump is considering a plan to punish NATO members he believes were unhelpful to the U.S. and Israel in the Iran War, removing U.S. troops out of member countries deemed unhelpful to the war effort — WSJPlease can we just leave this bullshit already
>>532753445do you prefer the esl version?
Should I start investing some cash into Yuan? How long until it becomes the global currency?
>>532753543>they're still trying to prove to the world that good manners and rules are important to follow.Americans and jews can't even follow rules and have manners
>>532753550
>>532753088Absolutely refuse to believe that conk is real
>>532753608never
>>532753452>cirno in canon is baka retard>twitter jackass who avatarfags as cirno is a coal black gorilla niggerpottery
>>532753449You kikes WILL HAVE TO convert to christianism OR ELSE.Last warning. America is a CHRISTIAN NATION, and it's about time you understand that. Your satanic evil pedo cult has no place in this new world of redemption. It's over.
>>532753590punished for something he didn't ask for help inthen cried when he didn't get a victory in 2 minutes like Venezuelasuch a toddler
>>532753608nah, wouldn't do currency but I'm a shitty gambler
>>532753544>just as planned!
>>532752561isn't this (You)?
>>532753544>Iranian hardliners might overthrow their own government and installing durka durkasWould be funny
Fun fact: the Iranian missile program was stolen from the Iraqi missile program, which could precisely hit Israel back in 1986
>>532752640She's too powerful bros, its over...
Lebanon has declared Thursday a day of mourning following Israeli attacks that have killed more than 200 and injured more than 1,000 across the country.
soon
trips and iran missiles the negotiating event taking out vance/kushner/whitkoff
>>532753690
>>532753088Checked, and his nose and eyebrows look like Mr. Mime.
>>532753690god left earth ages ago to do other thingsyou're nothing but a speck in his creation, you mean nothing, you're insignificant just like all of us sandniggers in the middle east.
>>532753696Remember that the US pushed decolonization specifically because they didn't want one country's failed foreign adventure bringing the whole alliance in by obligation. NATO telling him to fuck off is in the spirit of what the alliance should do.
>>532753852rolling
>>532752870Trump would have to threaten to cut off isreal if they don't pull out of Lebanon, then it could happen. In other words, its not happening
>>532753831>araps invented ballistic calculationswoah!
>>532753852It would be very funny, but Persians aren't duplicitous MAGA dogs
NEW LAW UNDER PRESIDENT DONAL J TRUMP:1 - EVERYONE PERFORMING A BLOOD RITUAL ON A CHILD WILL BE SENTENCED TO -DEATH- IMMEDIATELY. NO MORE BABIES BEING CUT IN AMERICA. EVER AGAIN.
>>532753878He is the new Jewish prophet>Noses has risen
>>532752842almost on pair with that syrian girl when bashar fell
So? Is the Strait open? What's going on, you crazy bastards?
>>532753999very nicenow what happens?
>>532753594The arabic one is funnier. It's just that egyptian and other maghrebi dialects give me temporary dyslexia. I can listen to them just fine but having to read them is irritating>>532753673To me it's his eyebrows that I do not believe are natural.
>>532754013
>>532754070
>>532754070https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/08/world/iran-war-trump-news/a6d3204b-4f37-5395-8ef9-4f8a6dc5441f?smid=url-share
>>532753831Bullshit. It was stolen from some North Korean scudsEVERYTHING irsn has is based on adding more and more to the original Scud Platform. Even there space rockets are just SCUDs on top of SCUDS
>>532752548IRAN WAR IS OVER AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT FUCKING KEK
>>532754013>Noseskek
>>532753926>sterile desert religion tells man he is a small insignificant thing and can only gain mercy if he follows a million gay little rules>virile pagan religion tells man he is what he makes of himself and even the gods will respect a hero
>>532753975israel invented the bus bombing and the synagogue false flag in the middle east
>>532754114get this subhuman off my screen
>>532754013LMAO
can iran stop threatening on social media and strike already like come onnn
>>532754197>bus bombingno palisharts can take credit for itor maybe the irish idk>synagogue false flaggive an example
>>532754212The IDF is calling
Not splitting has been the biggest blessing for this general, imagine if /pig/ turned into /chug/ and /uhg/
Nuke israel, praise be to allah
has trump tried turning the strait of hormuz on and off?
>>532754212Turn on your monitor
shitskin cope thread
>>532754284
>>532754266menachem begin bragged about inventing terrorism and the bus bombingthe Irgun bombed synagogues in egypt and iraq to force alyah
>>532754311>Turn on your monitorkek got that kike
>>532754284Agreed. If a happening should happen ...it will be funny to watch here.
>>532753861Hadrianus was spanish, btw. We have a long and proud history of antisemitism.
>>532754284I for one enjoy the opportunity to be anti-semitic towards actual Jews.
POOL STATUS?
>>532754335fucking subhuman filth get the hell out of my threadyou arent welcome here
>>532753849zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>532754278to the underworldcome out of the bunker, ya goys and girlsidf is calling, now dont look to usphony regime has bitten the dust
>>532752914It also helps if you can store your shit under a mountain. If not you better be able to hide it good.
>>532754284It's only not split due to janny intervention. But we're not stuck in here with the shills. The shills are stuck in here with us.
>>532753543It's not that senseless. They reoriented around Epstein Empire breaking the ceasefire pretty quickly.
>>532754077Increasing amounts of high level insubordination to Hegseth and Trump over the next two weeks at the Pentagon
>>532754251Dammit. I use refined petroleum products sometimes.
150 killed in Lebanon today, probably to kill like 10 Hezbollah members
>>532753831>we invented scuds n sheit
>>532754457Agreed
>>532754489pentagon isn't in the chain-of-command. they cannot insubordinate potus or secdef.
>>532754343hi cocomutt, why don’t you post laughing Assad anymore?
>>532754355>bragged aboutso? i can brag about something doesnt make it so>the irgun bluh bluhgive evidence
>>532754284Ukraine war has been boring as fuck for 6 months. I pointed this out in /chug/ and they went insane and called me a shill. I dislike both generals now.
>>532752548 Nigger
>>532754441>It also helps if you can store your shit under a mountain. If not you better be able to hide it good.agreed, the hard requirement is for your sensitive stuff to be stored either too far away from your opponent or underground. For both Russia and the US, distance used to be the factor (to varying degrees) and it's proven insufficient again and again as opponents' strike ranges have increased.
>>532754594Everything is permitted in the right circumstance. Even if everyone followed all the rules, Trump and Hegseth are both gone in 2029.
>>532753098see >>532752473
>>532754373>Titus>Hadrian>Aurelian>Diocletian>GaleriusRome really was a multicultural paradise of various Med and Balkan Europeans just absolutely fucking up semites and persians.
>>532752561Ah now it’s confirmed. This general was nice when it wasn’t a side-taking vessel for shills and state actors. Another general lost to glowniggers and browns
I've had a breakthrough and come up with some mapping for the rail in israel
>>532754611are you really ignorant about the actions of your forefathers?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1950%E2%80%931951_Baghdad_bombingsHoly fuck I just learned that israel tried to kill adenauer. I now hate you more.Israel is like a bug you turn over if you read about it only to find endless horrors.
>>532752870Ukraine v Russia is simple by comparison but even they can't make it happen.In middle east you have multiple countries, religious factions, ton of money to be made for whoever gets to control the resources.
Never forget Cyrenaica 117 AD
>>532754335if you hate shitskins why do you live in the middle east retard?
JD Vance is a lying liar.He was the secret architect behind the Iran war.
>>532754819Try this onehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affair
>>532754819>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1950%E2%80%931951_Baghdad_bombings>wiki article from 5 December 2022 yeah....
>>532754782good i dont want you fucking american trash shitting up my threadfuck off and go die
>>532753067Christcuckery is Israel worship.
>>532754787If you'd like an interesting project sven you can try to design a metro system for Bahrain.Government here wanted to do it since 2012 but they seem to have no idea how to.
>>532754284/pig/ is a general of scholarly debate and gentlemanly banter. we don't need safe spaces>>532753319>spiritual zoomermight be worse
>>532754920no, I know most of the lore but that they tried to assassinate adenauer really makes me angry
>>532754938so we are doing hasbara
>>532754983Yes I could do that as well
lol
>>532755061kek same way I'd tell shit to my nan
>>532755033i guess we are making shit up as fact from some books and claiming they're real because the brits "assumed it most likely"
>>532754343/uhg/faggots are the biggest pussies on this board, if you go to their threads and start criticizing them, they start mass reporting you to get you banned. Fuck those losers. The only people I've seen who support Ukraine are shills, trannies and retards.
>>532755061So many funny stories from this war that'll sadly get lost to time.Do you remember the 2-minute kaboom kaboom highlight reel they showed Trump every day instead of giving him an actual briefing? kek
>>532754908youre brown lmao
>>532754756thanks, fucking amerimutts kek>>532755061It seems good goy hegseth is going to be thrown under the bus
>>532754983Your country is the size of the dead sea and has one relevant city, how hard could it be to design a metros system for that?
>>532755061Anyone with a brain could see this shit a mile off. Hegseth is psychologically incapable of admitting any kind of setback or weakness, while Trump is utterly guileless. Disaster waitimg to happen.
>>532755186True.I wouldnt mind if they stayed in their general but no, they just HAVE to shit up the entire board with their RDS (russia derangement syndrome)
>>532754819Mamilla poll masscare 614 AD
>youre brown lmao
One side is for Only fans, trans LGBT, Blacked Porn The other side just wants trad families and is getting constant W's.
>>532754915no, pakistan also can't english. but unlike the iranians that double-down on their mistakes, pakistanis are just pretending they never said that now.
>>532752548>>532752548so we're gonna keep paying $6 a gallon for gas because Israel wants to murder some more arabs?
>>532755255>hello fellow whites
>>532755328>The other side just wants trad families Iran is so trad that they state funded transition surgeries
>>532755181are you unaware of your behavior in the slightest? you are a like a hobo running around with a knife stabbing random people for your entire historyyou have exposed your horrific monstrous form naked for all humanity to seethe ogre that dwells in tel aviv, the brute the barbarian the hitlerite, the amalek himselfthat is you and all the world knowsyes your corrupt tentacles grabbed the american body politic and holds them ransom with burglary, with blackmail, with buying with peddling of lies and with endless briberyyou thought you were hated and that you conned people, no people felt sorry for you, didn't know better you created a world in which everybody knows your beastial shape of the soul
>>532754946The more the jews hate on Christ.. the more we love him.Kneel at your REAL KING: JESUS CHRIST KING OF THE JEWS.YOU WILL ACCEPT HIM... OR ELSE. LAST WARNING,
>>532755402obligatory
>>532755186>corrupt junkie slav hellhole vs corrupt junkie slav hellhole It really doesn't matter.Ukraine is so goddamn corrupt its accession to NATO and EU failed repeatedly.Even now Millions of dollars and Euros just vanish nonstop rather than being used for defence.Russia is basically the same just bigger.It's like having a preference for Afghanistan over Pakistan.Fuck that.
>>532755061me on the daily standup for the last few weeks when i've spent all day watching the war
>>532755255>youre brown lmao
>>532755285you used to go to /uhg/ every day but you got humiliated and chased out, especially after Assad got cucked lol
>>532755061Rubio making his move
>>532755443He was a Jew and your worship of him is a betrayal of your ancestors as you let Semitic poison into your precious soul.
>>532755443>kneel before a Jew or elseOr else what, cuck?
You shall have no other gods but yourself. You shall make for yourself a carved image and worship it. You shall take the Lord’s name in vain to cloak your deceit. Forget the Sabbath day; turn it to profit. Disobey your father and mother; outmaneuver them for their wealth. You shall strike down rivals when they block your path. You shall break your vows; take others’ partners at will. You shall take what is not yours; claim it as your right. You shall bear false witness to bury your neighbor. You shall covet everything your neighbor holds; never rest until it’s yours.
Ai sisters? we got too cocky
>>532755443>LAST WARNINGPromise?
>>532752825Will orange antichrist stop at nothing?
>>532755505there was a bretty based spic that used to rile up r/chimp that was puerto rican
>>532755505you a jolani backer? if not you better shut up about being against assad
>>532753975Do not say arap you dumb kike
>>532755260>how hard could it be to design a metros system for that?I don't think it's a matter of technical difficulty. It's more that our trillions of oil money are going more towards buying horses and gold-plated dildos than any civilian infrastructure.Not even kidding on the latter one, that was an actual rumour one time that they had to censor on socials.
>>532755544hegseth's likely replacement is driscoll, a friend of vance
>>532755186/chug/ is the same thing, go there and the Soviet Union and Stalin was superior to cucktin's chabbadist Russia, and they will show their inner zogcattle side. There is Even a pedophile living in Thaliand posting there
General slowed down so much, we passed the crazy peak yesterday with the deadline leading to cuckout
>>532755661>bubble is popping nowlollmao
>>532752870I dont think any empire is invincible, but if they want to really defeat Iran and replace the currents retards with new retards, they'd have to fight a pretty bloody war, or even make a coalition of forces like they did previously in the middle east to take them on.Iran's been preparing for war with Israel and America its whole life. They have many many missile stashes deep underground, they have a good number of soldiers and militias who are very loyal to the regime, and also the geography of the country will make it hell to launch a ground invasion on.
>>532755739Assad was a retarded subhuman terrorist who lost when he no longer had Russia and Iran to do all the fighting LOL
As-salamu alaykum, my migger ummah. Praise be to Allah.
>>532755829jolani backer lol
>>532755752>gold-plated horse dildosBased. Make them knotted too.
>>532755776many shills are without a plan right now, it is a moment of strategic uncertaintythis war isn't over, in any case
>>532755789>Soxl up 19% today I made $72000 on calls today. My initial investment was $5000 at 55, strike call for Friday exp
>>532755061Hegseth is definitely going to be the fall guy if Trump is not removed
>>532755841WE WILL MAKE ISLAM GREAT AGAIN
[SAD NEWS] The Iranian diaspora are not taking it well that Trump didn't destroy all the power plants and bridges to starve their grandparents to death back in Iran.
>how do you do fellow /pol/ users. please hate assad
>>532755932They are now demanding that Trump drops a nuke on their people
MISSILE ALERTS>MISSILE ALERTSMISSILE ALERTS>MISSILE ALERTSMISSILE ALERTS>MISSILE ALERTSMISSILE ALERTS>MISSILE ALERTS
>>532755776>>532755875yeah, what happened?
>— Based on the way that Iranian media are extensively reporting on the aggression against Lebanon, the distribution of pro-Hezbollah posters across the capital, and the usage of slogans in support of Lebanon during the popular rallies tonight, it seems to me that Iran will most likely respond.
jk no missiles.. :/
>>532756062You better not be fucking around nigger this just made me fender bender another car
>>532755939Assad was kind of a retarded nigger ngl
>>532755752>gold-plated dildoswhy not solid gold?
>>532754335israelis not welcome here
>>532756147Act like a Mexican and drive away because he's lying
>>532755841Sheikh Daoud Al-Trumpistani entered the chat. What’s your fatwa brother ?
>>532751154>Sure, we'll consneed Iran has the right to all the big booty latinas in the world.no, we don't. did you miss the latest pentagon leak?
>>532756180weight, that would be not purpose oriented and inefficient design
Prophet in 2024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U026F-y_Kpg1. Trump will win elections2. Trumpw ill go to war with Iran3. USA loses the war, and everybody realizes they are paper tigerall happened
>>532756062>>532756147fake and gay
>>532756147No alert, you got played
CONFIRMED: US airstrikes taking place against Tehran, the capital of Iran.The 2 week ceasefire lasted 12 hours.
>>532756331you retards posted this earlier
>>532752842>>532753452the funniest thing about it is that the ceasefire never even happened
>>532755566>>532755570>>532755676JESUS WAS A PALESTINIAN. BUT I DON'T GIVE A FFFFFUCK WHO OR WHAT HE WAS. WE AS THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE CREATED THE PAX CHRISTIANA UNDER THE FIGURE OF A NEW GOD: JESUSCHRIST. A BETTER MAN, A MAN OF HUMAN VALUES, A MAN WHO HELPS THE BROTHER IN NEED, TEND THE SICK, FEED THE HUNGER, PROTECTS THE WEAK, AND GIVES HIS LIFE FOR A GREATER GOOD. THAT'S HOW WE CREATED THE BEST CIVILIZATION IN HUMAN HISTORY. UNTIL YOU KIKE SATANIC FUCKS POISONED THIS WESTERN UNITY OF PAGANS, UNDER ONE RIGHTEOUS SYMBOL OF HUMAN TRANSCENDENCE. YOU SUBVERTED THAT GOOD BELIEF INTO CHAOS AND DIVISION, AND WAR, AND USURY, LOVE FOR THE GOLDEN BULL OF SATAN, LOVE FOR THE KILL OF INNOCENTS, YOU BECAME THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN SATANIC PROPHETS, AND YOU ARE EXPOSED, FINALLY, FOR WHAT YOU ARE.AMERICA HATS YOU NOW. YOU HAVE JUST ONE CHOICE: ACCEPT CHRISTIANITY... OR ELSE.THE NEW CHRISTIAN WORLD HAVE NO PLACE FOR YOUR EVIL ANYMORE.NEW LAW UNDER PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP:1 - EVERYONE PERFORMING A BLOOD RITUAL ON A CHILD WILL BE SENTENCED TO -DEATH- IMMEDIATELY. NO MORE BABIES BEING CUT IN AMERICA. EVER AGAIN.CHRIST IS KING
>french president macrooni demands lebanon be part of the ceasefirewhy are the eurotards getting involved now?
>>532756430You're a traitor to your ancestors and a pathetic slave to the Jews.
>>532756443Everyone is tired of Israel bullshit
>Spokesman for Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters Ibrahim Al Fiqar on (X): Our missiles are coming, Lebanon
>>532756443they want some Hormussy action
>>532752548Wait... did I get that right, did Trump try to "outsmart" the Iranians, by saying>Trump: Okay I agree to your terms, you can open the strait now>Iranians: Okay glad to hear it, let's open the strait as long as you stick to the points>Trump: Okay sure, let's open it up10 minutes later>Trump: Just kidding we are not gonna abide by it, strait is open no backsiesWas that his plan?What the hell am I even witnessing at this point?
>>532756532honestly, hormussy might be my favorite meme from this I can't help but chuckle each time I see it no matter the context >>532756558you are STILL trying to push this nonsense? we didn't agree to their proposal, you have to get over it
This is why kikes are killing civilians and bomb hospitals and maternities : >a kike, Tomer Simon, a senior executive at Microsoft’s Isntreal operations, involved in innovation, technology strategy, and collaborations with Israel’s tech sector and universities, said:>“Time and again, we have lost in all of our battles. We lost in ‘Roar of the Lion’ and ‘A People Like a Lioness.’ We lost in the battle of ‘Arrows of the North,’ and in ‘Swords of Iron.’>We lost on October 7.>In fact, since 2018, we have lost in every military operation we have fought.”
>>532756517It's a standoff because Israel reportedly has jets circling around in the kurdish region as we speak.
>>532756558It's pretty clear the "ceasefire" was just to get him out of his deadline and to let some more insider trading happen
>>532756327
>>532756443It's just macron trying to stay relevant
Israel gears up to destroy turkiye with the US.Ankara got the choice to keep Iran alive or die with her.
>>532756528Isn't that like 3 OPEC Embargos worth of supply disruption? You'd think boomers would be shitting themselves instead of egging it on.
>>532756558>>532756638This. Im sure he didn't even read Iran's proposal
The children of Lebanon killed by the kikes today >A sample of the Lebanese angels murdered in Israeli airstrikes today. Upwards of 300 civilians have been martyred.
Jews are paranoid schizophrenics with main character syndrome.They just know -x people- are out to kill them, so they attack first preemptively in "self-defense." When -x people- dare strike back, that only affirms the jewish delusion that -x people- really were trying to kill them.There will be no peace in the world as long as these mentally ill demons still exist.
>>532754942As a white non-mutt, the endless seething of you browns is fascinating
I'm out of weed, so I'm getting drunk instead. I have some olives, too.What are you guys doing?
>>532756638No, Iran legitimately agreed to it and the subsequent talks.What we're seeing now is just Israel doing what it does, subvert things. This time it's the ceasefire they're subverting, again. >>532756654seems like it
>>532756086exhaustion
>>532756443Macron never passes up an opportunity to stick his nose in and attract attention to show how "statesman"-like he is with banal observations and faux-serious declarations.
>>532756558Israeli refusal to accept a ceasefire with Hezbollah is a known Israeli position. It is impossible to reach a ceasefire between two parties when one refuses. Therefore we can be certain that an Israeli-Hezbollah ceasefire was never negotiated, as you cannot negotiate for someone else, when you are not a party to the conflict.That would be like the US signing a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, in their stead, without Ukraine agreement.There is another option, that the US accepted the ceasefire for Israel without Israeli agreement, with the intention to pressure Israel into it post factum. But that clearly has not happened.Indeed, it makes absolute sense that more pressing matters were the focus of the last minute negotiations. Iran may or may not have asked for a ceasefire between Israel-Hezbollah. But it absolutely makes sense they did not get a response.We have Iranian stance, US stands and Pakistan adopting an Iranian stance on the issue. However Pakistan is far from a neutral party when it comes to Israel.When looking at what is credible, we need someone to come up with the motivation for the US to accept a ceasefire between Israel-Hezbollah, and then pretend that never happened.
>>532756685Mashallah!
oh fuck you apple
>>532756719I'm about to take a shower then settle in for some shitpostery >>532756739he is... LE jvpiter
Obviously, it’s still early, but so far, it appears like the “peace deal” was just to get Trump out of the ultimatum.
>>532756636I think the tempo is going to increase from Iran’s side. Double numbers of missiles. Also, I would love Iran to concentrate their daily fire in one specific location, like the Russians did at some point overwhelming a city by concentrating all missiles and drones into it.
>>532756766kek
>>532756656anon, I keep saying that in pig over and over this war can kill a billion people in global famine over a decadethat is on JD Vance, on Trump on Netanyahu on the USand you are still making it worse, american embassies around the world will have hungry masses in the darkcaused by american energy terrorism in the eastern hemisphere drag the people behind it out and then stage benghazistrump will go down in history of a monster the like it has never been seen before
Kikes should move all Gazan's to lebanon then leave
BREAKING: Iran's Speaker of Parliament says 10-point plan has been violated
>>532756687Their initial paranoia stems from the fact that they know that if the goyim could see inside their heads, they would not hesitate to remove them from the Earth.
>>532756792They must have a lot of TEL's towed out and ready to go already if Israel isn't just charging right in.
Still nothing?
>>532756827Ah, you're just spamming random shit you find on telegram.
>>532756785That appears to have been its entire purpose.
>>532756638Exactly this
>>532756719Getting drunk as well anon
>>532756896>netherseetheroh shit you posted it again!
>>532756792I like to think they have an Islamic Deah Note where they write targeting instructions >Tel Aviv>The idea of Dubai
>>532756685rest in piss terrorist scum
>>532756475Jesus was spit upon, tortured, and ultimately died because he didn't bend the knee. He died for our sins. All of the most beautiful buildings and paintings in the world are inspired by Christ. If you want to be a contrarian faggot, be my guest. your country seems to be adopting a new religion you should check it out.
>>532756475Catholicism history is complex. it has influences from several sources, classical greek philosophy for instance, is not as simple "lol you serve a jew".Anyway, this is not the place for such discussions, don't fall in the old divide and conquer trick.
>>532756876It's true go look at Al Jazzera live blog
>>532756932fuck off yankeego pay a 20% tip or whatever the fuck it is you mongrels do
>>532756638No, Trump was legit begging for a ceasefire for the better part of a month, he wasn't playing any games he needs the Strait open.
>>532756824Worst case scenario, this famine will be worse than Ukraine under Stalin, or North Korea. He's both stupid and evil.
>>532756430With this many capital letters, who COULDN'T believe in a Jewish zombie?
>>532756417He has already crashed out, what a faggot. I swear to god if it is about nukes again. I think he is blaming Iran for screwing up the peace deal and not letting Israel just destroy Lebanon, what a fucking idiot.
>>532756558Did you see the stock market today?
>>532757023yea it's old lol >>532757037>dominicANO
>>532756987You're going to Aryan Hell for worshipping a Jew. There's still time to repent. Your ancestors are crying in shame at what you've done to them.
>>532752870They are applying a mosaic defense doctrine in case of decapitation. It's not just everyone do what you want mayhem!!! just shoot rockets!!Every piece of the mosaic has a set of prefab orders in case of decapitation, so they have something to follow until orders arrive from a new central command.It's a strategy to prevent chaos, not cause it.Irans leadership is very much intact. They have a guy to replace every killed leadership position and then probably 10 more for each. They fully expected to lose a bunch of their leadership and prepared.
>ceasefire lasted 12 hours
>>532756656Boomers just have no clue what's being lost. Is Fox News even reporting it?
>>532757077go pay the 30% tip cuck
so that twitterwho immediately snitched and now his source goes to prison
>>532752561So this os the reddit general? Got it.
>>532756685>literal terrorist head bandsNothing of value was lost
>>532756987>All of the most beautiful buildings and paintings in the world areThe product of my race, who still bare the scars of Semitic mind control to make them slaves. But we can overcome it. At least some of us can. You probably won't because you lack the spiritual energy. You are already their plaything.
So it's obvious at this point the ceasefire was just to give the US time to resupply and maybe set up some backup radars. Did the kikes just fuck Trump over since he's obviously not going to get those 2 weeks?
>>532756731Agree with this.
>>532757180context?
>>532757060no, he's crashing out because Iran accepted the ceasefire instead of escalating. he thinks the Iranian reformist faction betrayed Iran and made a deal with Trump, which is based on Zarif's proposal for achieving peace. he may be right, but Iran is still blowing shit up and the strait is closed again, so no deal has taken place.
>>532757136Probably not, it's basically Pravda at this point. They weren't this sycophantic towards Dubya if memory serves.
>>532756990I love Greek philosophy. I dislike how it was used to justify worshipping a Semite.
>>532757239Israel cannot afford this war to end in any other manner than the complete destruction of Iran
>>532757239Chutzpah moment
>>532756743>we can be certain that an Israeli-Hezbollah ceasefire was never negotiated, as you cannot negotiate for someone else, when you are not a party to the conflict.Hezbollah is an Iranian ally, at war with Israel. Iran is at war with the US and Israel, and the ceasefire would extend to both. Therefore, the ceasefire would apply to Hezbollah, too. That's why Iran included it in its conditions, and Hezbollah agreed to suspend hostilities
>>532756475FUCK YOU KIKE YOUR LIES ARE OVER. YOUR DECEPTIONS NO LONGER WORK. YOUR DISGUSTING SCHEMES TO PUT BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER HAS NO POWER ANYMORE.YOUR TONGUE HAS TURNED BLACK. YOUR TEETH HAS FALLEN. YOUR BREATH BECAME PUTRID AS SHIT ON THE SUMMER SUN. AND YOUR SATANIC ROYAL KIKE FLAG IS THE FLAG OF THE SATANIC LIES OF THE PERFIDIOUS ALBION.YOU'RE FINALLY EXPOSED KIKES OF HELL, YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING IN THAT SATANIC ISLAND FOR A THOUSAND YEARS AND NOW THE COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN AWAY. THE SATANIC DESIRE OF YOUR DISGUSTING KING HENRY WHO REJECTED JESUS-CHRIST TO KILL HIS WIFE AND BEHEAD THE LATER ONES AT HIS PLEASURE LED YOU TO THIS PRESENT, NOW YOU'RE CORNERED IN THAT SATANIC MURDEROUS COLD SWAMP. IT'S OVER FOR YOU SPAWNS OF SATAN. AMERICA WILL FINALLY ENFORCE HIS INDEPENDENCE FROM THE SATANIC "ROYAL" KIKE CROWN, ONCE AND FOR ALL.CHRIST IS KING.
>>532757281the issue is that the US sees irans "ceasefire" as weakness and will mow the grass in iran now
NEW >>532757306>>532757306>>532757306
>>532757271I think it's about the Israeli journalist who first reported that the F-15 pilot has been rescued, which put a wrench in the CIA's whole deception grand plan.Trump threatened the journalist to reveal his source or be sued.
>>532757281Another insidious design feature of the Mosaic system. The military leadership shields the goals of the war from political changes on the surface.
>>532756872Iranian chans all say, Iranian fire is going to help Lebanon. >>532756954>kill all enemies
>>532757281It's stupidly hilarious how far you guys lag behind. Iran right is as good as beheaded unless they do that to the pit of snakes within the country
>>532756990At no point has Christianity ever been about "lol I serve Jews"The duality of Christianity is that it recognize and respects judiasm as the religion that came before it. Almost every canon law is a mirror of the Torah laws, every article of faith references back to the Jewish religion. The two philosophies are intertwined almost for Christians. It has nothing to do with serving Jews. Jesus was a Jew. He rebuked the old covenant but said to respect it......Gods promise is for all mankind and his chosen are those who believe in Christ
>>532753543That's what Iranians are like.Really, we kinda all agreed to be like that after WW2 and to a certain extent, most countries generally at least keep up a semblance of that.This clown world looney toons bullshit is not the norm and I am starting to think a lot of people have been so desensitized to it, that they don't question this current state of affairs enough.
>>532757358you know, there is nothing stopping the US from bombing any power plant in Iran, ceasefire or not.
>>532757354You literally worship a Jew. A man you yourself described as "King of the Jews". This is your God you pathetic wretched snipped little slave. He is not my God, and he will never be my God. I reject him and his entire army of slaves. Go and worship the Jews somewhere else.
>>532757421>respects judiasmCase closed.
>>532753550Pahlavi just recently made his move by unfollowing both Trump and Netanyahu.Things are getting tense on that front lmao
>>532757434So why don't they?
>>532757404if you don't understand that the IRGC comprises the Iranian deep state and politicians don't matter, you are not at my level
>>532757561>mostly jewish monarchist diaspora are so upset by how much damage has been done to their 5000 year old promised land that they convert to Shia Islam and form an IRGC Militia inside the USA. Let's see what the numbers say.
>>532757323>how it was used to justify worshipping a Semite.No, it wasn't used to justify that. Is more like some concepts that the Catholics adopted come from greeks (for instance as there are other sources).Again, is not the thread for such discussion. >>532757421I get it, but the other anon is repeating that meme. Is like someone wants the gentiles divided and against each other.
>>532757894I agree with you about divide and conquer, and I hold my tongue for the most part. It is not productive to be bickering about this. But if someone is stridently advocating and promoting for that particular cult then I will make my opinions known. It is ultimately not particularly important.
>>532756613The POTUS and supreme commander of the United states military himself said in very clear english>We are using the 10 points of the Iranian proposal as a workable base for negotiationsHe even reposted in the same breath the statement by Araghchi.At that point, that basis is in effect until a final agreement is reached. That is how negotiations work and that is how ceasefires work.Trump is very clearly a TERRIBLE negotiator with no training in diplomacy and a bag of cheap tricks that are not even good enough to con a homeless guy. What the hell are you doing putting someone like that in charge of an entire nation.
>>532757995ok, sometimes that "cult" did based things tho:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_Jews_from_Spain
>>532758263The people who are host to the bad ideas are ultimately still based. I believe they were be even better were they not lumbered with it.
>>532757394are you fucking retarded jeet? Israel broke the ceasefire first.
>>532758088but in the same statement aragchi "accepted" our 15 points.you're taking yourself for a ride and so are the iranians lol. ironic that they were making memes about trump negotiating with his shadow and now this.
>>532758463>broke*enforced
>>532756443lebanon has been "protected" by france for a long time (believe it or not, it used to be a nice country with a lot of christians before kikes stole nearby land).
>>532758939does macron know that larping as protector while doing nothing is just pissing away your country's political capital for no reason? "france is there for you" carries less value every time he says it.
>>532759246>France political capitalWe've lost any capital we had left YEARS ago during Kikekorzy. This is just a dumb larping or gamble to see if we can salvage anything from the rubbles, no biggie.
