PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>532748603
Ultimate MAGA.
you are weak
>>532754950MIGA !
>>532754950Fat orange dick
Have yall seen /pig/'s new disclaimer?LMAO fucking thirdies
Shill bros...it's over. Trump won...not only did Iran cuck out but now we got low priced egg in our face...don't worry. It's organic.(I checked). Anyways, we lost...Trump has forced them to open the strait and accept a ceasefire from both sides. We owe Trump an apology and we should all quit... we keep losing no matter what...it's over....Trump was never TACO and he turned me into a...a.....Burrito Believer...It's over ese...
>>532755189Pool’s closed thoCope about it
MAGA
is the strait of hormussy open or what? do we get 50% of the honk?
>>532755358quintessential tomboy appreciator
TOTAL TRUMP VICTORY
Rutte has left the White House.https://x.com/whpresspool/status/2041994177005695052
>>532755470god i miss zyzzhope he's got bunnies mirin' in heaven
>>532755189>hahah we have enough money we can just blow up military planes in part of an larger, even more wasteful operation!I can’t afford to eat meat.
>>532754950KEKMAGA
>>532755485Does he look frustrated? Relieved? Give us details
>>532754950How are Americans feeling right now?
>>532755154>we are>we are>we are
>>532755421Pakistan tried to call center scam both sides promising bother America and Iran everything they wanted as if no one would notice or care.Saudi Arabia is blowing up their phones with threats now and Pakistan is doing the crying angry wojak meme in real life.>While Pakistan conveyed its "strongest ever anger" to Iran over the strike on Saudi Arabilil bro was literally crying while he typed that, Pakistan izzat is at the bottom of the Marianis Trench.https://archive.is/PC8tP
>>532755603Best I can do is a ceasefire that ended in under 24 hours and gas probably rising again because the pool’s closed.
>Pool's closed againBahahahaha
>>532755470KekMiga being bullied so hard in their own thread they resort to posting gay cringe
>>532755603you need to lose weight, fatty
>>532755732Listen up snowflake, shart of the deal b
Pool's closed, due to j*ws.
>>532755771Can you blame them? They had to get all their victory dances in since they had less than 24 hours to celebrate. They’re exhausted.
>>532755775I am on the cusp of being underweight by BMI.
>>532755625There are no details as of yet, that is it. I am looking around for pics or videos. The Daily Beast is reporting that Rutte called Trump "daddy," lmao.
>>532754950Why is he attacking the prime kremlin whore?
DEATH TO SANDNIGGER SHITSKINSGLORY TO TRUMPMAGAAWOOOOOO
>>532755771It's not even fun to whoop on them anymore. Beating on a child
>>532755843surely. prices are only up by a dollar and that was due to Biden killing off livestock. Trump cannot resurrect cows
>>532754950Raise the flag!!!
lmao
>C-C-CHICKEN!!!! TRUMPS A CHICKEN NOW!!!! THAT MAKES YOU MADE DOESN'T IT CHUDDIES?!?! YOU'RE SO MAD THAT TRUMP GOT TIRED OF PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF A BUNCH OF INBRED GOAT FUCKERS AND IS WORKING WITH PAKISTAN TO FINALLY GET THEM TO SURRENDER BEFORE THEY GET WIPED OUT!!!!>STOP LAUGHING!!!! STOP IT YOU FUCKING RACIST CHUDS!!!!!!!!I honestly can't believe you guys got reduced to elementary school that's in under a month. Seriously, I mean I know the IRGC are in dire straits right now (kek) but I thought they have given you meat bots something at least a LITTLE better than this
>>532755914Many such cases.
I AM A TRANNY AND I ADMIT WE LOST!!Time to give it up xisters...Drumpf is a fucking genius 3d chess dealmaker.Iran got destroyed and the Hormussy is going to be US territorial waters. I am trans and I require a Drumpf apology form.
>>532755904No, it’s still fun to kick miggers when they’re down. >>532755914>quick, free the Israeli for crimes he committedPar the course for the trump admin
>>532755914>Still talking about it>feels confidentstill making things up in your head?
>>532755968I just filter the shills, because they're consistently wrong about everything and just try to blackpill
>>532755470I can feel it in my plumbs
>>532755703I bet they make a deal
but but the Iran army has been turned into atoms ! but but Trump said ! fell for it again award hahahaha
>>532755154Lol, I'm glad they admit to being gay niggers at least
>>532754950Mr. Kike's political suicide is accelerating.
>>532756048Swollen and juicyReady for the farmers market
>>532756030>shills are just black pilling for talking about non-Trump approved news like the pool being closed less than 24 hours after trump’s tremendously huge ceasefire
>>532756116>yesterday they denied the tolls>earlier today they denied it closing up againRough 24 hours for miggers. But on the bright side they will survive longer than the ceasefire
>>532756030I try, but the infinity 1PBTIDs make it impossible, and they know it.
>>532756158>brownoids say its closed officially to save face despite having zero power to enforce it>libshits eat it up because they hate trumpthat easy
I’m a little nervous tonight. I told a joke about the transit in Beijing last time I was on, and my social credit score dropped so fast I lost permission to buy high-speed train tickets. If I don't get a (you) in the next three minutes, I’m going to transit home on these sneakers.
>>532756266Its 1 anon with a 4pass. He gets b& and its over
>>532756266>but the infinity 1PBTIDs make it impossibleAnd they pretend to be organic /pol/ posters is the funniest part of that. Could always filter MD5 and selective text that they post every thread
>>532756274>despite having zero power to enforce itLmao so was it being closed for the last month just a fucking dream then?
Straits closed
TRUMP LOSSES JUST THIS YEAR>IRAN>GREENLAND>CUBA>STOCK MARKET>AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>532756344The MD5 filter does literally fucking nothing. I catch exact matches slipping through every day.
Wew, the hoes are mad and I am entertained!
>>532754950MAGAher career is overi wonder who is next(massie obviously)
>>532755646Ready, willing, and able to die for Israel fren! MIGA!
>>532756355>last monthyou really are not trying at all are you?
>Trump becomes Iran's bitch>>532754950Starmer is more of a Strong Man than you'll ever be, you orange subhuman
>>532756429That's what I believe their meeting was about a few days ago when they all clocked off for a few hours. I filter by image name and filesize, too
China is great isn't it? It's the only place where a picture of Winnie the Pooh is treated like a tactical nuke. You haven't known true fear until you innocently post a jar of honey for a girlfriend on Weibo and the next thing you know the guy at the door is yelling ""jing-chah!!"The memory still makes me get twitches in my right butt cheek.
>>532754950Pool status, miggers?
>>532755625Spanish Media caught a pic of Rutte on his way out and he was all smiles. Don't know what he said to Trump, but it evidentially worked.
>>532754950Jews and Arabs are very mad Trump isn't starting a war with IraniansGood job Trump! Fuck these semitic bastards
>>532756458Let's hope Assie's career is over. He is a snake
>>532756274based jeet
>>532756563yep
>>532756539hes one of the few wise people in europe. the rest are just political hacks
>all grown upalmost makes you shed a tear
>>532756249A while ago they said that Iran and America are friends and that they are going to do the toll together 50/50.
>>532756572Cicumstantial but when assie had a challenger he always refused to debate them, said he was ahead so there was no need too.Now that Ed Gallrein has internal polls showing he's ahead, he told assie the same thing, nothing to be gained by debating him. Thomas assie was bragging about being "20 points ahead" a few weeks ago, but he was on some lolbert faggot's radio show this morning, and he said "I think a poll is coming out with me ahead."The traitorous nigger is circling the drain, just like i tried to tell folks months ago, he's not going to win, he has no real chance to win. Turns out aligning yourself with ro fucking khana and lying about how you are trump's strongest soldier doesn't really work out well in deep ruby red kentucky.
>>532756563fuck off shitskin abdul youre brown
>>532754987MAGAI think the phrase "cotton picking" needs to return to the common vernacular>You gotta be out of your cotton picking mind if you think iran won anything
Ok ok, this is a philosphical bigger view crowd, right?The CCP spent decades calling the West 'decadent capitalists,' In the last twenty years, they've mastered the art of selling us plastic spatulas and dancing on TikTok. They didn't defeat, they supplanted Capitalists.Yeah, that's not really funny, until you have a landlord who's Chinese. It's an endless gold mine of comedy, I Assure you.
>>532756660Really? Cause all I saw on twitter today were dutchfags crying about him, how he destroyed the Netherlands, and how that it was over frfr since Rutte was too stupid to hold NATO together.
>>532755154Remember when the b*den general included a list of books in it's OP text?
>>53275672760% of Israel is arab/nafri Jews and 20% of it are Muslim arabsdo you really hate brown people anon?
>>532756483This leaf migger is really trying to say that the strait hasn’t been closed for a month. Last (You) I have other miggers to kick while they’re down.
>>532756762they became capitalists lol, the CCP is just a club for their elites disguised as le revolution
>>532756725kek good to see Assie getting his own treatment thrown back on him. I can't wait until he's out of office and completely forgotten
dead iranians?
I WANT MY MONEY BACK YOU FUCKING SODOMITESTHE US DEEPSTATE IS A BUNCH OF SODOMITES
>>532756762Now, in China, it's a bit different. Every Chinese landlord in the US is a little king. China itself, has the world’s most passive-aggressive landlord. You 'buy' an apartment, but the government is like, 'Actually, it’s a 70-year's overnight on Priceline. Oh, that's a great idea, to sell the Communists, Xi hires Captain Kirk.
>>532756536>Poo status, miggers?Up to your eyeballs...oh, and ftfy
>>532756906Many such cases!
>>532756458>Trump's hand-picked replacement does 20 points worse than her in the most R district in Georgia>"this bodes well for his hand-picked replacement against a guy who soundly beat the last guy Trump tried to primary him with"Just living in delusion at this point
Kashapp Paypal arrested the nigger that leaked operational details to the press
>>532756820Where is Biden?
this is the party favored to win the next election in the UK btw. They're fucking cooked
>>532757103It was a fucking foid
>>532757103Death penalty for all leakers.
>>532757154Glorious splendor of magnificent Chyna
>>532757197>womanGOD I FUCKING HATE WOMEN SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL
>>532757197unsurprisingly
>>532757137I saw a video of him stumbling around confused in a restaurant or something yesterday. It was looking bad enough that I felt sorry for him. As much of a worm as he was dementia is rough. I had to watch my gamgam go through it and I don't wish it on anyone.
>>532757197who could've possibly seen this coming...
Tell me the latest and funniest migapedo copes lads
>>532757154kekCommies eat each other.
>>532757197what did she leak?
>>532757228Didn't even do it for money. She betrayed her country and endangered the lives of everyone involved in the rescue mission so she could live out her le reistance larp. I hope she gets her head smashed in with a ballpeen hammer.
>>532757384Now say you want the orange nigger's head smashed with a ballpeen hammer for endangering American lives.Go ahead.
Smile Its maga hour
>>532757381The operational details and locations of units involved in the rescue mission this weekend.
>>532757381blood once a month
>>532757458oh damn, she's toast
>>532757197I see a pattern.
>>532757458What the fuck...Drawn and quartered please.
>>532756937I asked the landlord in Shanghai if the apartment had a security system. He pointed at the smart speaker and the three cameras on the corner.He was an ok guy, let me have pets. Anyone here have pets? I mean, besides the Hindu guy you got in the basement?What?Everyone complains about the 200 million CCTV cameras in China.My cat, Mr. Fluffles, went missing in Beijing. I thought for sure he was being taken out to dinner, and I thought it was over. His little bed for cats was lonely in the corner. Then it came to me. I didn't put up posters. I didn't check the shelters. I got dressed, cleared my throat, practiced my formal prose, and outside I walked.I spotted the nearest facial recognition pole, somberly strode over, and whispered, 'He’s ginger, he’s moody, and he doesn’t recognize the mandate of heaven.'Two minutes later, a drone dropped a GPS coordinate and a ticket for Mr. Fluffles’ for jaywalking. Yeah, that's funny, right? Yeah, I thought it was clever. Then I remembered I built a tredmill for Kitty Fluffles. He'd been training marathons for the last year and a half, for just this day.I had to chase him from Beijing to Qingdao. Let's just say, I shouldn't have lost my permission to buy transit that week. It was amazing how well they tracked him, but I started running out of things to say he'd done wrong. I was down to him peeing on sand pictures of Members of the CCP by the time I got close.Unfortunately I finally caught up to him, he was Enemy #2 to the Party, and I was no longer the only one chasing him.So the other morning I was in bed, and my dog woke me up...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV3AziKTBUo
>>532757197did they stop teaching 'NEVER TALK TO THE PRESS NEVER EVER'or what?
>>532757103Goteeeeeemmmm
>>532754950ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYstill jigglin' edition
>>532757330Venezuela; America goes drill oil there total nothing burger
>>532754950WATCH OUT>only 130,000 people voted>democrats outspend the republcian 2:1>literally twice as many people voted in this district in 2022 midtermsWhy do these niggers always lie and claim low turnout special elections 'prove red states are going blue!." It's so tiresome.
>>532754950>joke in bracketslol, fucken wanker
>>532757656on it
Anybody familiar with the YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association)? Yes, yes, that YMCA from the Village People song. Are you aware of the fact that it isn't exclusive to men or even Christians anymore? It's a community center for "everybody."
>>532757688Knowing them, they probably cheated too and still lost
Clearly the sandniggers won somehow.
>>532757822Pool status?
>>532757656Always ready for night jigglin' MAGA.
>>532754950local american news. who cares really?
>>532757632I hate getting up early, but dogs, they just don't get any of that.Having a dog in China is high-steaks. If your dog barks at a police officer, that’s not 'bad training'—that’s a 50-point hit to your Social Credit. I have to bribe my Pug with treats just to make sure he doesn't 'express political opinions' on a fire hydrant. I’m the only person in the world who trains their dog by saying, 'Sit, Stay, and Agree with the Five-Year Plan.When he's really bad, I take him to the meat market.}That worked a little too well.He's been bringing me beers and flushing the toilet since he was 4 months.
>>532757888Commence the jiggle >flickMy names Larry
>>532757822This sounds like the same nonsense the pro-Russians said two weeks ago in the war.feels good propaganda as always cope
>>532756563The vultures can circle if they want
>>532756024Trump can out an arrest warrant any time...
>>532757988>high-steaks
>>532757197I would pardon her.
Get wrecked, leaker.
Just kill more of the leadership until we get one that cooperates. Simple as.
>>532758116hehe
REPUBLICANS = PAJEET IMPORTERS
>>532758167Uh oh.. Leavenworth.
>>532758276>Trump: Deal!Source?
>>532758116Cow Tools ?You mean meat hammer?>maam your 2pm internal tenderizer is here
> Iranhttps://youtu.be/Tx-kB1KKLJ0?si=624NRZmabB1hLnqA
>>532755008>>532755025>>532756469>>532758276
SLURRRRP
>>532756487*confused bong noises*
A winner wins.
>>532758320>source?
...honestly? Would.
>>532755914>SOMEBODY DO SOMETHINGTrump really is a cuck.
>>532757988Yeah, the government cameras are everywhere. So walking your dog is like a live-action performance. If you don’t pick up his 'donations' within 15 seconds, the facial recognition software pings the phone: 'We're watching!"I've got a bag in every pocket and just in case I got one tied to my keys. I hate that worry.But there's some good sides, right?One time my dog went on the sidewalk, I got that immediate ping on the phone, and my stomach dropped. So I obligatorialy pulled my phone and found a warning with a twist."We're watching! ... his diet has too much bread and not enough Vitamin K."That was a weird day I admit. Apparently the local prefecture decided to have a former vet assistant moonlight while the regular was on vacation. On the plus side, that week I also discovered I could calm his anxiety with special herbs and spices.StilI did lose 15 points and had to clean trash at the park for a half hour to get it back. Compared to a vet fee? Cheaper.Imagine having to pay a fine by buying more expensive puppy chow? Makes one wonder what happens to women who like to date cops.Right?Or did they?
>>532758491Your unwashed brown ass does not count as a source, and neither does that of the anon I originally replied to. Try again?
>>532758572>Your unwashed brown ass
>>532758496>womanof course it is...
>>532758627I accept this concession on your behalf and his.
>>532755914Is he in the United States right now?
>>532758233I thought that Mexicans would take over Texas.the JEETs. saar hold my cow shit Saar
IT'S CLOSED AGAIN !Your orange MIGA faggot golem TACOed out for nothing, got nothing, and looks like a total loser in the deal! What a fucking joke.
How disappointed was Maki by yesterday?
>>532757458She should be made an example of but they'll pussy out.
>>532758677DO NOT REDEEEM THE CONCESSION SAAAR!
>>532755154Hey, isn't it interesting that they don't also ask to denounce the Quran and Gita? Very interesting.
>>532758496Looks like her contacts and internet history are on the menu boys!!
>>532755703This is fake the Burgers simply omitted to discuss Lebanon before agreeing. The Paki OG x post clearly mentions Lebanon as part of the cease fire. Trump and Bibi are in the wrong and must cease fire everywhere.
Who the fuck is this nigger to make demands of the US?
Looks like the new shill shift just clocked in
>>532757330>>532758761
Shot
>>532755914greatest ally
>>532758909The average /ptg/ poster
>>532757154China # 1 great powa
>>532758964Chase Lmfao
>>532758761You appear not to understand the position you put yourself in by begging someone else not to redeem the concession.
>>532758883the French think they own exclusive rights to Lebanon after they gave it to the Muslims so they could kill all the Christians there
>>532758568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBxGMiQxl4Speaking of unease..It’s wild how history works. Mao’s whole thing was getting rid of the landlords. Fast forward to today, and China is basically a giant REIT with a program for nukes. They went from 'Down with the landlords' to 'We own the mortgage on your local Starbucks and half of Vancouver.' That’s quite the revolution; or just a really long-term investment strategy?Someone get Warren on the phone, he may need to take some notes.
>>532759017Good morning saar!
You know it's bad when even Alex Jones is calling for the removal of Donald "MIGA" Trump.
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oGq5iWiHdEMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:May 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes June 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNM: NoNC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes Vote for the BUSTY Act and send your campaign donations to support the Bigger Beautiful Bill!
why did trump say this if they threw Iran's 10 point proposal in the trash?
>>532758883Sorry Macron, you're not part of it. Go home.
>>532757735>It's a community center for "everybody."why do you think people stopped going there?
Have the negotiations/talks with The Great Satan been cancelled?
>>532759059It could have been a based crusader states and a Euro enclave in the ME but ofc they had to fuck it up and fill it with palestinians.
>>532758496>cross necklaceWhat's her onlyfans?
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>>532758044The difference you see is that in Ukraine, the entire rest of the planet substituted Ukraine's military, industrial and financial capabilities, so as long as they have bodies to put into the grinder they can keep fightingThis is not true for Iran
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>532758977>>532759085>t. memeflag
Current verdict: Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: 6A permits restrictions intended to prevent testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly decision a defense, not immunity Galette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release is not automatically extended in case of failure to comply. Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects conversion therapy.Awaiting verdicts: LA v Callais: VRA redistrictingHencely v Fluor: Federal Tort Claims ActLandor v LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v US: First Step Act Fernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceFirst Choice v Platkin: 1A "chilling effect"Trump v Cook: Removal of officialsTrump v Barbara: 14ANRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v Smith: IQ testingFSCO v Saba: Investment Company ActChevron v Plaquemines: Federal officer removal statuteWV v BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v Lopez: 2AM&K v Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActEnbridge v Nessel: Statute of limitationsPung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appealsMontgomery v Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
>>532759256averageptgposter.webm
Would be real nice if NATO was a coherent force to stop the Argentine claim on the Falklands Islands, especially since Argentina is real close with the US and is now supported by Chile.
>>532759223Your "rightful land" is going to be nowhere soon.
>>5327591255D chess where he ends up losing in ways incomprehensible to the average migger.
>>532759125Your assumption is the 10 point plan out in public is the same one that is being discussed in private
>>532759205why so you can do her hair?
Where can i find a politically based woman who will look at me like this?
So what was the point of the SMO in Iran if the Jews in Israel hate Trump now for not doing enough damage?
>>532759072Speaking of strategies...Sometimes I like to do a bit of punch-liner jokes. It softens the crowd, gives me a chance to relax and keeps me from one topic and getting to heavy as a crank.So the story goes, a man in Beijing is shouting into a manhole: "It’s a failure! The system is a failure!"A policeman hears this, blushes, and rushes over and grabs him. "How dare you insult the Great System! You’re coming with me."The guy looks confused. "What? No, I’m a plumber. I’m talking about the sewage pipes!"The policeman sneers, "Nice try, but everyone knows which system is the real failure."
>>532759355Do I look like a hairdresser to you?
>>532759366Iran is asset to China and Russia
>>532757197its flogging time
>>532759363You'll break her heart
>China built a railway from Iran to China.>Trump says Iran "infrastructure" will be destroyed.>China calls Pakistan negotiators to Beijing.>Pakistan negotiates ceasefire with Trump.What did they mean by this?
>>532759366>jews and shills upset weird, almost like they’re the same people
Anything cool happen today?
>>532759337I know your IQ is lower than the number of times Trump declared victory in the war he lost, but see >>532759002Last night “a” 10 point plan was said to be fine and then earlier today it was literally thrown out. Which is it and why did Trump lie like the kike he is?
>>532755914israel has assassinated several journalists. They opened the door.
>>532759488> You'll break her heart
>>532759234subsidizedand really only America did anything, and most of that was leftovers from Trump's first term, everyone else was dragging ass and the europoors STILL can't bring serious force to bear against Russiastill Ukraine got a hell of a lot more help than iran did lmao, based Putin leaving them to rot
>>532759363you are an incel and deserve to stay that way faggot
>>532759490See you have a grasp on the geopolitical situation.
>>532759370Three workers are sitting in a cell in a labor camp. They start discussing why they were arrested.The first one says: "I was five minutes late for work, so they accused me of being a saboteur of the national economy."The second one says: "I was five minutes early for work, so they accused me of being a spy trying to get ahead of the collective."The third one sighs: "I arrived exactly on time, so they checked my watch and found out it was made in the West."
>>532758883Funding Hezbolah?
>>532758468WE GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP
>>532759547CIA needs to make themselves useful.
>>532759366
>>532759492kek love to see it
>>532759544Your assumption is it's the exact plan
>>532759561There there grandpa, it'll all be over soon.
>>532759363The women working at Target are generally pretty ok looking and are desperate for a real man.
>>532759579this you?
>>532759604>>532759370NO FIRTHY GWAILO YOU CANNOT MAKE THESE JOKES THINK OF THE ADVELTISELS!
>>532757154big if true
An official visits a factory and asks a worker, "How is the morale here?"The worker says, "Oh, it's perfect! We have everything we need, the hours are fair, and we love the Party!"The official smiles. "Good. And what happens if you tell a lie?"The worker whispers, "Sir, I would never believe myself capable of being party staff!"
>>532759654>>532759645
NOW: VP JD Vance is boarding Air Force Two in Hungary en route back to the United StatesVance is scheduled to fly BACK overseas in just days to lead the US delegation for peace talks with IRAN in PakistanJD's the man for the job.Have a safe flight, Mr. Vice President.
>>532758116Based>>532758167Public execution for all foids.
RFK has a podcast now. Still baking.
>>532754950He’s such a fucking loser>how dare anyone question AIPAC and my jew overlords??!You faggots are the laughing stock of the internet
Can Trump tell Vance to shut the fuck up already? Vance is making things worse with his typical bullshit.
The bonding between real Americans and Japanese people over the translation update on twitter is fucking beautiful.
>>532759658No target in Canada. Plus I follow the tradition of lusting after double Milfs.
>>532759002Perhaps they received a different set of points
>>532759798>>532759798>/ptg/ if it was a country
>>532758468MOAR!
>>532757197I don't think there's any more brainwashed and radicalized demographic in this country than white women (aside from Black Women who vote 95% Democrat)White Women are fucked man
>>532757888checked
>>532759839>loser wow you seem really upset
How long has this general been completely unusable for now?
>>532758883Ignore all French jews.
>>532759819>Vance is scheduled to fly BACK overseas in just days to lead the US delegation for peace talks with IRAN in PakistanThe talks are still happening? I thought they were cancelled because Iran is upset.
>>532759488>>532759561For the extra-evil souls: you can dance all sauve to this fresh new beat as she melts in your arms before you lay the news on herhttps://youtu.be/GKGXgiesips
>>532759957>migapedos actually believe this
>>532759960Completely unnecessary preposition y'played yourself
>thers where I draw the line >ILL DO IT Who likes to see the proof of genocide?Say aye>the day aaaaaaaahhh
>>532759044Ghost beer?Love MAGA steaks.
>>532759521Reports coming out that the ceasefire negotiated by Pakistan was bullshit from the start as Pakistan was lying to both sides and telling them they would get exactly what they wanted.Israel's Channel 14 and Kud are reporting that Iran is going to resume attacking Israel tonightThe Iran-Xingjiang railroad which allowed overland transport of petroleum products from Iran to China was destroyed by Israel.The leaker of the locations and mission details of the WSO rescue this weekend was arrested. It was a hole, because of course.Iranian Air Defense spergout this morning shooting a bunch of shit into the sky and causing everyone to think that the war was hot again.NATO General-Secretary Mark Rutte met with Trump today for a closed door discussion of the US's continuing commitment to NATO. No details yet, but Rutte left the White House with a massive grin plastered on his face.Pretty slow day all things considered.
>>532759932>White Women are fucked manIndeed.
>>532759885>uhh actually i’m pakistani saari know but the indian memes are funnier + just as accurate
>>532754950Drumpf supporters are the gayest >>532754826
>>532760122So true Sanjeet!
>>532757458Soldiers have been justifiably hanged by the neck until dead for less.
>>532759885I thought you were trying to push "/ptg/brews"I know you're a leftist and can't meme, so just leave it to a right-winger (me) to create a meme that works: /ptg/eets
>Crazed homeless man accused of slaughtering Iryna Zarutska on train found incompetent to stand trial There it is
>>532759932They are the main target of jewish propaganda.
>>532759544you would be laughed out of a law school entry level class with that logic
>>532760024>noooo it’s not true israel won!sorry bilal :(
Being here illegally is a crime, stupid journos.
>>532760249He was a good boy and dindu nothin'.Not a surprise since I saw that coming miles away.
>>532754950leave her alone trump she is a good girl
>>532760261>>532760261>migapedos actually believe this
>>532760099>white women@Grok, what ethnic background does the etymology of the name "Siebel" suggest?
>>532757735its where jewish financiers meet black communists to discuss their presidential aspirations>Pritzker, 54, first met President Obama and his wife, Michelle, at a Chicago YMCA in the early 1990s while her children were playing basketball and Michelle Obama's brother, Craig Robinson, was coaching. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/03/four-things-to-know-about-penny-pritzker-a-billionaire-and-obamas-commerce-secretary-pick/438270/
THE EGGS.
>BREAKING: Only two ships transited the Strait of Hormuz today (April 8th), down from 11 the previous day.What did Iran mean by this jej
>>532756762>They didn't defeat, they supplanted Capitalists.Thus making them fascist. It's always the funniest when commietroons praise chinks because they are literally fascist these days. State Capitalist + Nationalist + Totalitarian = Fascist. The only pedantic argument against this might be that they are not autocratic enough in their authoritarianism, but that's splitting hairs. But capitalist = not communist. And capitalist dictatorship = the commie definition of fascist. The irony is off the charts, given that reddit commie troons claim to be intellectuals but can't even into definitions of basic terms.
>>532760406I MEMBER
strait status, again?banan status?
>>532759829that's pretty daring considering his throat problems, it's honestly hard to listen to him for more than a few seconds but I would like to see it simply because I respect him for 1. being based, 2. knowing how to stay in his lane, and 3. MAHA is a lot more important than some might think.
How are you guys handling Trump's humiliation in Iran? You couldn't even argue that he won with the ceasefire anymore because Israel didn't think that ceasefire was winning and promptly ended it
>>532760196>admits to being paki reminder nobody here knows or cares the difference >>532760345>everyone with indoor plumbing is a bloody liar
>>532759234>>532759562delusional cope lol source ?
>>532760528>>admits to being pakiSource?
The Boomers are so cooked. Holy Fuck.
>>532757240>Drumpf supporters not being tranny obsessed losers challenge: failed
>>532757301>dementiaThe jewish medical cabal, won't release the information that proves dementia is aluminum poisoning. While the USAF is spraying America with chemtrails that are composed mostly of aluminum oxide. That's why all jews go to hell.
>>532760469It just takes a while to get used to his voice.
>>532760678>sees post in other thread >comes here to cry about it yikes
Mark Rutte on CNN right now>When Trump threatened to kill the entire Iranian civilization, did that bother you as a diplomat?> I'm not commenting on everything. What I want you to know is I support Trump.https://files.catbox.moe/wwc2m1.mp4Also, since Rutte calls Trump "daddy," does that make him Trump's discord kitten?>>532760469Love to read what the guy writes, but his voice is horrifying
>>532760085Very nice to hear they plugged the leak. I had feeling this ceasefire was too good to be true. Hopefully Trump recognizes that too. The only question is how long will he string the Iranians along.
>>532760800>does that make him Trump's discord kitten?Never type this combination of words ever again, leaf.
How does Nettin'-Yahoo have so much influence?
>>532760406DAAAHNALD
>>532760406NOOOO THE EGGS REMEMBER THE EGGLAMO
>>532760905THE EGGLAGATES.
>>532760888he doesn’t, soros jews just need the meme for narrative purposes
>>532759798Is this meant to excuse your own shit for brains?
More from the Rutte interview.>The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the president is weighing punishing some NATO allies for not being helpful to the U.S. and Israel during the war.>Yes, it’s true, not all European nations lived up to those commitments, and I totally understand that he is disappointed about it.https://files.catbox.moe/3fa9f8.mp4>>532760872Not a leaf, but I did pick the expression up from a Canadian shitposter on the Fediverse who went by the name "Leaflord"
>>532760406Are we still talking about eggs?
Pete kegsbreath
>>532756830No, I am implying you are retarded for thinking things stay the same for a month after what happened
>>532759885For real.
>>532760937>Egglamolel.
>>532760686>>532760686>>532760686New thread>>532760686>>532760686>>532760686Neo thread
>>532760963it’s to explain your flag, writing style and image folder
>>532760973For a moment your flag was the leaf one I swear.
>>532760844>I had feeling this ceasefire was too good to be true.The ceasefire is still on from America's perspective at least up until the Pakistan talks. Iran and Israel can keep bombing each other.
>>532761056
>>532761056I'm not Indian and you're still a pedophile apologist.
>>532760406Eggcellent!But somewhat misleading.Egg prices are indeed on a historic downward trajectory! And they are currently below where they were at the end of King Nigger's in nominal terms! This is a hugely impressive achievement in Egg Affordability. But the actual inflation-adjusted all-time lows were recorded throughout Trump's first term. So he's done it again ladies and gentlemen! Donald J. Trump is the Master of Egg Affordability, which is very MAGA. I love our GEOTUS!
>>532760715I am masked up 24/7 at this point. DO NOT BREATHE THAT SHIT IN!
