wtf Iranians look so white
>>532785100Now that's martyring.
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>>532785172funny this
>>532785100>colonel Shapur and his chosen rifles engage in spirited hand to hand combat with the jews to capture a cult statue of Ba'al from under the oversized nose of the big yahu himself>Pâtrik goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the Shahed
>>532785100damn, the irgc looks like ned stark from sean beams?????????ok, NOW you haveded my subborts
>>532785172The Afghan guy looks like my uncle
>>532785100ghost of tehran*dies*
>>532785100from the latest iranian protest video
>>532785572is that iranian charlie kirk?
>>532785100THAT'S A BIT OF SOLDIER THAT IS, COMMANDER SHARPEAlso someone tell Iran to stop using child shields around power plants. Supposed to protect the kids, not use them as disposable tools to protect your economy. What the fuck are they, israeli?
>>532785100That's Shawn Bawn from Game of Thorns.
>>532785100Just show your UK flag, Nigel.
>>532786433A lot of these are pakis. Paki, iraqi and afghan militias have gone to Iran and are overrepresented in these protests
>>532788062Im so fed up sandniggers really expect us to distinguish between shades and grades of shit color. ALL is garbage.
>ambient ancient oud mixed with daf drum intro plays>Small skirmish between Hezbollah and IDF>Al-Sharpir flailing his scimitar around while Mohammed gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpir, you are summoned to supreme leader Khamenei's bunker">"Bloody ell Amir, what's 'e want now">Sharpir arrives in old Turban's bunker>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking cleric>"Sharpir, this is Sultan Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Moshe is around so watch out for him>Fuckfworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Khamenei's best man>"by Allah, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpir and Amir discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Amir, why do they need us to tek this village/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the deserts o' Arabia are barren, sir, Allah has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpir suggestively>They fuck>"Look Amir! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpir>Moshe appears>"OY VEY! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Moshe">Battle happens>Amir goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Khamenei arrives>"Well done Sharpir! You've done it again">Sharpir and his men march into the sunsetTHERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>>532788333Can you blow yourself up, three times a minute, in any weather?
>>532785572Kurds
>>532785572Those are Kurds though.They're actually pretty based for standing for their country instead of being once again used as pawns by Americans.
>>532785100>It's a Sean Bean gets martyred arc again
>>532785100Zamn! Nobody told me they looked like THAT! Someone put out the wet floor signs!
>>532785100that's Sean Beanzadeh
>>532785100go fuck the goats achmed
