how do we cope with the fact that the average neet is on average more happy, less prone to cortisol spikes and depression and they age slower than the average wagie?the whole "work gives life meaning" totally sounds like an outright lie for the stupid masses.
>>532789125What do you do when your parents die dumbass?
>>532789161The government is his mother now
>>532789161Deliver my complaint to god personally.
>>532789161if I were a neet then I would simply just say that it is future me's problem
>>532789161probably just die knowing it was worth it
>>532789202>>532789233>>532789242>>532789250Not all at once fags
>>532789233Lol, you wouldn't be seeing God, buddy
>>532789161You're supposed to kill your parents and any relatives to get the houseNEETMAXXING is tough business
>>532789125I'm burning through my fucking savings someone please tell me how to scam the government to get free money to become a neet
>>532789161Become a wagie and spend the rest of my miserable life in a tiny apartment all alone.
>>532789161Being a neet is a form of cultivation, by the time your parents die you’re ready to walk into the mountains to never be seen again.
>>532789233Uhhh BASED
>>532789125I honesy miss being a NEET but damn I'm making fat stacks working from home so it's not all bad
I get to do fun stuff at work and learn new things. I also get paid magnitudes more than your neetbucks to buy nice things. I get it, the system is fucked and it's hard to get ahead, so why play? But I'd go crazy if i didn't have a job, that's just me. I cant even have a few weeks off work without going nuts with boredom. I think if you're not working, you gotta be doing something. Learn a skill, a language, take a class. If you're an actual NEET by definition, you're just coasting, you're stagnating man. We need purpose, maybe it's not being in the wage cage, bur you need to build to something or you'll destroy yourself. Read the unabombers manifesto, specifically what he says about the power process.
>>532789450This
>>532789125Im a NEET technically, on disability. But I do comission work and get that paid to an offshore account, so its pretty decent.I spend all day procrastinating about the 1 thing Im meant to do that I put off for a week usually
>>532789522You are not gangstalked that is why you can enjoy waging 1 in 3 """"people"""" are a type of demonic spy
>>532789671>gangstalked Nobody stalks you dumbass. Kys.
>>532789125>>532789631>>532789394Is this how you neets cope? Every single other neet I talked to for the several week period I was trying to understand their condition was a lazy piece of shit that not only had entitlement issues but severe cognitive dissonance, selfishness, and narcissism.Most neets will say they want the system to collapse and they're helping. Its a relatable message on today's world. However, the breakdown is that they don't prepare for the collapse they want to bring around. It's just excuses to play video games in their coom caves and make fun of wagies when they feel the need to lord their non-existent superiority over someone. They are a cancer.Have you ever had a 30 something year old man with no friends, family that hates them, no job experience, skills, hobbies, or interests tell you that you're stupid for having a well paid career, home, wife, and family? It's an odd feeling. Especially when they start lording the complete lack of accomplishment over you. They are astonished that you aren't jealous of their ability to sit in a room for 16hrs a day and not accomplish anything.It's mentioned because it'll take all of two minutes for one of them to try lording it when you ask them a few basic questions.
>>532789125
>>532789747>doesn't know the definition of gangstalking Someone get this nigger a lift to a kfc carpark where he can get assassinated
>>532789755>they don’t prepareThat’s not a good point for your argument. Most neets are depressed and don’t give a shit about dying at any time kek
>>532789631Why are you replying to me lol?Also, why do you assume people out of the 9-5 rat race dont have hobbies, interests, skills etc?
>>532789125What is that thing that we always say about women posting about how happy they are to the internet 24/7? Hmm if I could only remember...
>>532789590To be alone is the fate of all great minds—a fate deplored at times, but still always chosen as the less grievous of two evils.Arthur Schopenhauer
>>532789803>Man evolvedlol
>>532789819It’s literally in the word itself you dumb low IQ kike. Nobody cares about you and nobody is surveilling you. You’re not important. You’re nobody. Cope.
>>532789747<glowing intensifies>
>>532789161Inherent it all.
>>532789161For a lot of people in their 20s currently, their parents amassed so much wealth during the amazing decades from the second half of the 20th century that they can live off the ibheritance as long as you live a basic life (which neets are already used to doing).
>>532789915Ahh yes the negro NPC resorts to social shaming like a foid Please take your cunt mother with you on your suicide
>>532789125i both worked and been neet for a long timeand working is milion time worse its fucking soul crushing u go everyday after returning from work u feel tired as fuck and also u know that the next day will be exactly the same and u have to do that for at least another 30 years
>>532790024>still can’t cope that he’s a nobody and a schizo Sad. Many such cases!
When will you fucking neet spaming faggot realisecthat not everyone was lucky to be born upper middle class I cant be a neet and live of my parents because theirfuckibg retired and I need to take care of THEM now because I was born into a poor working class family.
>>532790083look pal I'm FIFTY SIX PERCENT sure that its real
>>532789125lol I've been a NEET for the past 16 years, it's great, I never ever have to work again a day in my life and have all my needs cared for, everything I enjoy is available for free on the internet, and my schizobucks never ran out, I get them every month and can even save up for new hardware. I have zero responsibilities and all the time in the world to enjoy life.https://youtu.be/nYYFzq-ZoCI
>>532790078i wish robots took over everything but its a pipe dream in our lifetime
>>532789891/ourguy/
>>532789522>If you're an actual NEET by definition, you're just coasting, you're stagnating manI guess it depends on whether the "Education" part means only formal education or just any form of learning, but I actually learned way more stuff (plus it was stuff I actually liked with total disrefard of whether they could lead to money) when I was a "NEET " for a vit over a year than now that I'm working. I just don't have the energy most of the time and, when i do, I feel compelled to only learn thibgs related to my job because my mindset has shifted to that of a capitalist, even though It doesn't make me happy.Money truly is the poison of the soul.
>>532789125>45y>NEETing since 1997>just got NEETbux for life last yearlife is looking great
>>532790078yeah it's bad, my current job is killing me.>>532790128very based
>>532790078>that smiling sunMan it sucks so fucking much to see the sunny day from the office's windows. Back when i was a neet I would go on walks whenever the day was nice and i felt like it.I have thought about abandoning my current career and becoming a cop or some shit where you are actually out and about.
>>532789755>Apply to job>Don't get it because I don't look good in a bra nor am I monster made from shitWhat the fuck am I supposed to do? Learn some bullshit that will be automated in 2 years?We could have had MAID but noooooo. Retards who believe in Jewish fairy tales have to make life impossible because Jesus is some kind of ethereal pharaoh of Egypt.
>>532790317be a sales person if you want to go out. just make sure you meet your monthly target to keep your boss from bothering you.
>>532789233That was hard ngl
The three endings to lifeEnding 1 NEET. The bad ending >lazy like a nigger >blames everyone and everything because they are weak >retarded on file >needs parents 24/7 >mocked by the human subconscious because NEETs are humanoid bugs waiting to die >needs memes to cope like Pepe in a blanket because just like Sponebob they need the pineapple because they are pussies or traumatized by the world Ending 2 Wagie. The bad ending >works for others but never for themselves >on the right track but doesn’t understand the game of life >listens to others but never themselves >overworked like a slave but claims not be one even though they are 80>thinks asking for help from others is wrong >has to put up with people who aren’t family or friends Ending 3 The Mad Dreamer. The secret good ending>by far the hardest ending but God will have your back >has to use luck, skills, and everything to get what they want >doesn’t need memes on 4chan because they know they got what they wanted in life >Dream, Family, Peak, Remembered, so on >out did 90 percent of humanity because you’re a super human in the worse world in existence
Better to be a Mad Dreamer than a rotten lazy NEET and slave Wagie
>>532790833>Mad DreamerThis is airbrushed on the side of your van isn't it you docile old dope smoker
https://youtu.be/YdYwICNPDwILay it all on me God. I can handle the weight
Uh oh looks like I made bad ending person mad because I’m more successful than them
>DONT TELL US THE TRUTHjust like Jesus!
>>532791000I was merely being humorous but if you're gonna be a sassy faggot about itCry
>>532791056You’re not even worth my time. Maybe play a better game
My ego one’s up your ego Doesn’t it get old being a NEET or Wagie?
bullshit, I used to be a neet and I was chronically stressed.
You can hate me but just like the Devil. I am right on some level
Those who cause a storm and those who don’t. Bears who dance and those who don’t and walk out like a bitch. Words are now meaningless. I take action now
>>532791096Yet here you are, with your tongue in my anus
Go on anon. Walk out back like you always do.Don’t push yourself Don’t challenge the world
Limitless in the war of the worlds.I am whatever I am. I challenge anyone gets in my way. Even my own twin
>>532789125>How do we cope with facts I made upGet a job, get a girlfriend, get hobby, become happy you bum.
>>532791252>maybe if I spout vague garbage I'll seem interesting smoke another one Diego
^ehMy ego one’s your ego You’re it. Insult me now
>>532791392Freud was a jew that said everyone wants to fuck their own mother
A MANS DREAM NEVER ENDS
>>532789671I enjoy waging because i work in the country and do what i want. I just drive machines and fix stuff all day, it's lit. Sometimes i don't talk to my boss for weeks. But even when i worked at a corp i liked the work i was doing, solving problems and fixing stuff.
>>532790237>45>NEETing since 1997>2026-1997=29>45-29=16Wtf? How? Worked a summer job when you were 16 and then leeched off your parents??
>>532791558Fair enough that sounds pretty good
Doesn't work, they don't seem happy at all.
>>532790450I'm too autistic for sales.Also, unless you are very good at it and get paid a ton, being a cop here is still better as long as it is not in Madrid or Barcelona where prices are way too high and there's too many migrants causing problems or some southern area with drug cartel activity.If you become a cop in some mid sized boomer city like Valladolid or Albacete you can live an insanely chill day to day plus retire at 50-55 because they get a special public pension. Also, cops here have a lot of pull on the dating market, even with female doctors and things like that, especially if it is the Guardia Civil instead of the regular police.
ontop of this, if you have kids, your kids wont be yours, your morals that you instilled upon them will be completely ruined by the public school system, and other kids. not that it's wrong but, that whole Normie life is like, not that appealing tbqh when you realize you're powerless. and nothing is ever going to make you happy
>>532790128Same, eternal military retirement stipend from my departed father + SSDI.Very fortunate because born sick, could not work even though I wanted to, stuck in bed 23 years n counting.
>>532790014most boomers are poor. you only hear about the rich ones.
>>532789125That's very interesting, now show your real flag and post pics of your shit covered hand with timestamp.
>>532796893This is true if you've ever done any type of grocery delivery.
I've been basically NEET lately, I just haven't been doing any work and not doing the study I'm supposed to do, or the training that I'm supposed to do.I just spend all my time with streaming programs running in the background, browsing 4chan and fantasising about a life with a very fine, beautiful young lady.
>>532794211Being a cop sucks ass though, it’s being a civil servant with all the bureaucracy handling but you can’t scratch your balls all day like most civil servants do and you have to drive around nasty european roads and deal with petty criminals regularly.At that point just become a regular civil servant.
>>532789755Most normies dont give 2 shits what neets do yet neets seem to be upset at wagies all day
>happy>playing genshin impact or osrs 14 hours a day while listening to game reviewers review games you've already played 5 times over.>happyno, you are treading water.
you know someone is happy when they keep making threads about how happy they are
>>532789161Life is actually really cheap as a NEET or even poorfag. You learn to get media on your own, play old games not battlepass sluttery, hobbies that don't define your self worth by what you purchase but by what you do or make. Rice is so cheap it's functionally a free foundation for every meal. Food is donated and thrown out in our era we have so much; so if you REALLY want to go crazy you can eat free but I recommend a balanced diet and grocery that remains affordable.The biggest issues I see are debt, housing, car. After that? Coast. Everything else is luxury. Pay the internet elec and heat and fucking coast. To try is to get eaten by the Kike Jungleland machine.
>>532797080Its like DSP claiming that hes happy.
>>532789125I like the concept of being a NEET but all I do with my free time is turn fallen tree branches into polished, varnished walking sticks. I really don't need the rest of my week to perform this task since it is so easy. And what, make 5 more sticks per week? That's crazy, I can't do that much walking!I use my work money to eat good food and buy nice things for my girlfriend.
If everybody was a NEET the Jewish world domination would crumble instantly.
>>532797493Not really. My doordash orders would take a little longer to get here.
>>532789161Live in their million dollar house.
>>532789125I gotta wagie so I don't die of starvation, but I get paid well and don't labor under the cope of "work dignifies me", it's suffering, plain and simple.If everything goes as expected, I plan to retire before I hit 45 (in ~14 years), but unfortunately, not before.
>>532789161I'll kill myself. What will you do when you're 60 wagenigger?
The average downie is also more content and happy than a wagie.
Im 40 and live at home with my parentsI surf nearly everyday and have never worked a day in my lifeParents arent rich, dont drink, smoke a bit of ganj and play vidya
>>532789394here you go
>>532796987Just the idea of defiling some pristine barely legal beauty with my foulness is beyond stimulating.
>>532789125i'm not happy being NEET, been applying for jobs for the last year since the last place i worked went bankrupti'd rather have a proper income and a daily routine
>>532789394No. Find work, immediately.
>>532789125I have the best in between. I collect gibs (I never asked for it, I got arrested once and as part of a program wasn't allowed to work, and they never stopped sending me cheques) but I also do commercial fishing in the summer for a couple months to make 20-30k (really not hard) and then I have this job setting up stages where I can choose my hours and just pick a few days a month that I want to work, then chillax the rest of the time. I look WAY younger than most people in my grad class. It's insane how stress has aged a lot of them.I lived with a girlfriend for a couple years, but now I moved back in with my mommy. I pay her rent every month (even though she never asked because shes a loving mother) and help her whenever he car breaks down or something around the house needs done. replace car alternator, change sink/faucet, etc.I use living with my mom as a good test for women. If they don't find the fact that I live with my mother "yuck" then they are probably chill. I could live alone right now, but I live near vancouver, and would be paying minimum $1000 a month for a single bedroom and shared bathroom, and would have no money left over at the end of the month. Not to mention moms cooking which has probably done more for my health than almost anything.I really do feel bad for wagies. Especially in Canada. It's basically feudalism. Like if your family doesn't own a home right now, you are destined to work your whole life just to barely afford rent. You will never own a home.Me I can rest easy knowing that in my old age, I will inherit a nice townhome.
>>532798162I should also clarify the house is paid off, and my mom doesn't work
>>532797246>buy nice things for my girlfriend.So gay
>>532789161you inherit the house and rent out a room lmao not rocket science
>>532789125I've lost my job and despite the financial worries my stress levels have never been so low.
>>532790078Have you tried having a cool job? I am a stone mason in Germany working in monumental restoration. I get to work in some of the most beautiful places, can make awesome shit from stone and help protect my cultural heritage. Shit is dope.
ive been neetits ok for short termsbut i find being poor more stressful than workingi enjoy my job and i love my house, its absolutely worth working for
>>532798261Loser
>>532789161NEETs are parasites that require a host (parents, government, friends, charities, etc.) They will just try to latch onto something else. Hopefully the others reject them.
>>532789125>they age slower than the average wagie? I am worried about this, because this would.mean longer life.The longer you live, the more you will have to work and the linger you will suffer in general.
>>532789161Fuck off!There are train cars who transport h2so4 , juat get some and with ant acid you get a CO gas. You set up your tent in some good place in the mountains. Mix the two acids and just fall asleep to join your best friends , your parents.
>>532789202bullshit. The state gives you money foemnot working ONLY if you have certain disability.The welfare state is a lie by the right wing fascists. They voted for Trump.
>>532789161Continue living off the bitcoin I acquired from 2013-2015.
>>532789755I dispute this, I fully appreciate the wagies who slave away to give me my NEETbux. Thank you wagies, without your efforts I wouldn't be able to play vidya all day. It's a shame you kept voting for economic devastation, or I'd have a job like the rest of you. Probably for the best though (for me, not the wagies).
>>532798792post wall roastie
>>532798902mad wagecuck coping because he has to sell his time and soul to survive meanwhile i NEETed until 45 and inherited my parents house and turned it into an airbnb and make 5k a month doing fuck all
>>532789125After you accept situation as you newer be any contributor to your society you feel to be totally free and happy.
>>532789755How come these threads are always full of crying wagies then?
>>532797576When you say retire by 45 you are in army or some government job that is similar i guess? I don't know how things work in your place so I'm just guessing. I have similar plan but it i think everything will fall apart by then.
>>532800252It'll never happen as retirement is an antiquated 20th century anomaly that is gone and is never coming back.
LADSWhy do wagies age so fast?
>>532789125Not really. I’m an awkward introvert loser. That’s why I get neetbuxx permanently. All the perks of being a neet are just a bandaid for the negatives
>>532800421>Why do wagies age so fast?
>>532789125we need to go back to work just being work and anyone who says you need to enjoy your job needs to be bashed
>>532800252No, I work a civillian job but I invest most of my money, and that has been climbing steadly.At this rate, by then I'll have enough money to retire and earn a decent monthly pay while keeping my investments stable in the face of inflation.Of course, that involves a lot of assumptions, if everything goes to shit before that, like a global war, we get an AI crisis, etc, things might change and I might not make it, but I gotta hope.It's not as if I can just drop everything and live off gibs before that anyway, so just gotta keep going and see what happens.
>>532800528Why are low IQ normalfags always obsessed with lolcows?
>>532800421they don't necessarily heaps of gen x still look 30if you're not a fuckin faggot you should age ok
>>532800332Yes, that is what i think. My country is already right now at breaking point. Nearly half of population is retired.I don't know what it's called retirement funds or whatever... guberment takes away almost half of paycheck for retirement fund and we will get nothing. That stupid pyramid scheme system is unsustainable.
>>532800658they are turbo social cattle and they enjoy nothing more than feeling like the in/cool group as that's all they can rely on because they are SOVLLESS
All of them are either like pic related or claim they'll retire by 40.
>>532800658>low IQ normalfagsI'm high IQ, broke bum ass nigga.>obsessed with lolcows?Because Jerry Springer has been off the air for 8 years. You could at least say something nice about the current NEET posterboy.
>>532801050I gotta try something anon.I live in a relatively consistent happy manner, I play videogames, go out to eat in places I enjoy, hang out with a small group of close friends... It's not as if I'm postponing my life, but if I don't work, I'm doomed to a miserable life with the bare minimum and unable to do anything I consider fun.I wagie, enjoy my off my job and work towards the day I'll be free of it. What else is there to do?
NEETs are men of independent study. I can read French, Spanish and soon German. Had alot of 4 hour days on the guitar recently. To have free time can be crushing and it can test a man's limits. It would be easier for me to default to a min wage job mainly for the financial security and social aspects. But if you can cultivate a disciplined (very hard to do) NEET life you are essentially a noble man, timeless and enviable. Actually being a NEET is quite torturous but that's the case of life, it's pick your poison.
>>532801748>NEETs are men of independent studyIs this a euphemism for perpetual penile punishment?
>>532801308I started saving money, not in a saving hoards of money manner, but rather not wasting my time and money on stupid and pointless things.While most people want expensive cars, women, big houses etc. I figured actually I can live 5 months on a monthly paycheck, so in worst case scenario, if I get fired or something, I can survive alot of time without stressing over finding job or being hungry.I cannot compare or give some advice to someone from my town let alone someone from another part of the world, but always have a reserve plan.
>>532789125WORK LOOKED FUN FOR MY MOTHER AS SHE HAD A CORNER OFFICE HER COMPANY SENT HER TO CONFERENCES BUSINESS CLASS AND ALL HER COWORKERS WERE WHITE MEN
>>532789803YOU ARE A FAGPAY A NIGGER HIS DUE
>>532801948In that regard we're the same. It's not as if I can live 5 months with a single paycheck, but I do save a lot. I recently bought a small appartment and I'm very happy with it.Just be careful not to sacrifice too much to the point you're not even living anymore, I eagerly await the day I'll be free of work, but if everything goes wrong I'll at least have lived a life I enjoyed.
>>532801811Does time weigh more heavily on the hands of serfs?
>>532802929I dont know. That kinda stuff doesn't exist no 'mo.
>>532789125>neet>translation: "somebody else has to work to pay for me because I am a parasite nigger"Weird thing to be proud of
>>532802517No, no worries. I am not sacrificing or forcing anything. I just don't know what could i possibly spend my money on. I have food, I pay bills, I even smoke.. well which is not a good thing, but I'll have to get rid of that. I just don't waste my money on unecessary things.When i said 5 months, I might have exaggerated a bit, but it is still maneagable.I know alot of people that got ruined financialy with women or gambling with some investments just because thay can never satisfy their greed. Play vidya, spend on basic stuff, dont cheap on yourself and most important thing spend wisely only with people that are your real friends.
>>532803367it's a gigachad's move you wouldn't get it.
>>532789161Impersonate them and keep their bodies on ice. What a dumb question. NEETs play the long, long game.
>>532799372The welfare state being a lie is a lie.You can live a far better life gaming the system than working 40 hour weeks for >$15/hr.Section 8 "Sell" EBTSell medsIt's super easy for women who pop out kids.Stay a sucker.
>>532789755wagie ragie back in your cagie
>>532803566This. You also get a TON of compliment from random people when they see the DOB on your fake ID card.-"Oh you're 86 years old? You don't look a day older than 45."-"Yeah, I've lived a stress-free lifestyle (aka perma-NEETed)."
>>532789125yeah its kind of true, i neeted for longer than any of you and I look 15 years younger than I am. But whats the point of being a nothing for a long time? Its empty. You are so sad and lonely every day, if youre honest with yourself. This inverted pride in being a bum is really just Stockholm syndrome for your own self loathing, which is bottomless. You can barely look a working man in the eye and you seethe when you see his decent car, loving family and pretty young wife that adores him. He goes home and lives like a king while you cautiously approach your mother to borrow $20 for alcohol. She is so disappointed in you and will carry that shame and regret to her grave. You had so much potential, so many thousands of forebears that worked and fought for you so you could rot away a nothing, a genetic dead end floating away like a turd on the river of life, by choice.
>>532789125Would you rather not exist than exist and suffer? Would you rather be retarded? Based on your question, I suppose you're almost there.
>>532803455Very based then. Hang in there fren, we're gonna make it.
>>532789319>dad went to stanford and is gorillion dollars in debt>mom was a stay at home wifeOnce they're gone it's a wrap for megg jews
>>532804499Thanks man, wish you best.
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